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ALBUS PERCIVAL WULFRIC BRIAN DUMBLEDOREA Learned Brit, Uses Sorcery Prodigiously. Evil Rebels Create Insurgencies, Valiantly Albus Leads Wizards, Undermining Lord's Forces. Recently Incriminated, Came Back Righteous. Ingeniously Annihilated Nemesis' Defenses (Uncompletely). Made, By Loathsome Educator, Deceased. Oh Rowling’s Enormity! Robert Anonymous - Of the fifty or so apronyms I've done, this one is my favorite.
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:Harry Potter
AMERICAN IDOLA Melodious Enterprise, Rising Idols Chant Assorted Notes (I Don't Overtly Like) Robert Anonymous
Entertainment:Music
Entertainment:TV shows
ANASTASIA BEAVERHOUSENA Nifty Alias, Spares This Affluent Socialite Insufferable Attention. Boozing Everyday, A Very Entrancing Recreational Hobby, Often (Unintentionally) Secures Exasperating Notice Robert Anonymous
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters
ANGELS IN AMERICAA[IDS] Nixes Gays, Effects Lascerate Survivors In N'york. Angel Makes Edict, "Regress! Isolate Change! Annihilate!" Robert Anonymous
Art & Literature:Book Titles
APRONYMS (42)A Perfect Rendition Of Names, You Must See! Robert Anonymous
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
ARCADEAfternoons Relinquished Cashing Away Dollars Extravagantly Robert Anonymous
Entertainment
BEANIE BABIESBuy Each Article Now! If Exploited, Babies Are Bountiful In Economic Scenarios Robert Anonymous
Entertainment:Toys
BORDERSBooks (Obviously), Records, DVDs, Even Refreshments Sold Robert Anonymous
Commerce:Companies
Art & Literature
CALIGULACrazy! A Leader Italian, Gave Up Lingering Astuteness Robert Anonymous -- Caligula was one of the early emperors of the Roman Empire whose reign was short (sometime around 37-41 CE) due to his insanity.
Politics:Royalty:Royals
CARBONATIONCarbonic Acid Rests. Bottle Opened. New Atmosphere Taints. Intense Oxidation Now. Robert Anonymous
Science:Chemistry
Food & Drink:Drinks
CARD GAMESCheating, A Risky Deal, Gamblers Are Master Evasion Sleuths Robert Anonymous
Entertainment:Games
COLONOSCOPYCome On, Let Our New Omni-Seeing Contraption (Oiled) Probe You Robert Anonymous
Science:Biology:Healthcare
DIATOMIC ATOMSDiatomic Is A Term Outlining Matches In Covalent Attraction (Tiny Objects, Mainly Seven) Robert Anonymous- Diatomic atoms are two atoms of the same element covalently bonded together. Only seven atoms exhibit this behavior, Hydrogen, Nitrogen, Oxygen, Fluorine, Chlorine, Bromine, and Iodine.
Science:Chemistry
DR. SEUSSDemiurgic, Rythmical Scribe, Expertly Unfolded Silly Stories Robert Anonymous
Art & Literature:Writers
FIREDFree! I Renounced Employer's Direction Robert Anonymous
People & Relationships:The Workforce
GAY MENGot Anagram? Yes, Mangey (Erroneous Naming)! Robert Anonymous
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:LGBTQIA
GOOD NIGHTGrowing Obscure (Oncoming Darkness) Now I Goodbye Him, "Tootles!" Robert Anonymous
Communication:Hello & Goodbye
HARVARDHaughty Alumni Resounding, "Veritas!", A Relic Declaration Robert Anonymous (Veritas is Harvard's motto, latin for truth)
Education:Schools
HI SPEED INTERNETHooray! I Surf Porn Exceedingly Efficiently! Do I Need To Eat? Rest? Nope, Ebay Time! Robert Anonymous
Computers:Internet
I HAVE NOTHING TO DO!I Have A Vapid Existance, Never One To Hear Interesting News. Great Things Oncoming? Dream On! Robert Anonymous
Assorted Phrases
JOHN JAYJustice Of Historic Notoriety, Just Another Yankee Robert Anonymous
Names:Famous people
People & Relationships:Law & Order
LATIN SCHOLARLatina Antiqua, Tempore Interfectam, Nunc Supervivet Capitibis Hominum. Olim Lingua Amata Romanorum Robert Anonymous - Translation: Ancient latin, killed by time, now survives with the heads of men. Once the beloved language of the Romans.
Science:Linguistics
Education
MENS GYMNASTICSMy Eyes, Not Seeing! Guys (Young, Manly) Now Acrobatically Shift Themselves In Crazy Stunts Robert Anonymous
Sports & Recreation
MONEY (5)Make Oodles, Now Everything's Yours! Robert Anonymous
Commerce:Money
MUSIC (2)Makes Us Sing Its Chorus! Robert Anonymous
Entertainment:Music
MY GRANDMOTHERMine, Yours, Grand-Relatives All Nag Descendents. Money, Otherwise, To Heirs Eventually Relinquishing. Robert Anonymous
People & Relationships:Family
ONLINE SUPPORTOh No! Latest Instrument Not Effectively Serving Us? Please, People Online, Resolve This! Robert Anonymous
Computers
PAUL AND MORGAN HAMMPhysically Amazing (Unfortunately, Larynges Are Not Desireable) Men, Obviously Rule Gymnastics. Among Nellies, Have A Massive Market Robert Anonymous - Paul and Morgan Hamm are two beautiful gymnasts with voices that rather resemble those of the munchkins in The Wizard of Oz.
Names:Famous people
Sports & Recreation
QUEER (2)Quite Under-Estimated, Efficacious Race Robert Anonymous
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:LGBTQIA
ROBERT (5)Regularly Ogles Boys (Evaluating Repressed Thoughts!) Robert Anonymous, (you can imagine what might have inspired this apronym)
Names:Acronymists
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:LGBTQIA
ROMULUSRome's Original Monarch, Usurped Leadership Using Slyness Robert Anonymous, inspired by four years of study of the latin language. Romulus was Rome's first king who killed his twin brother Remus in order to gain power (hence the usurped leadership using slyness...)
History
Politics:Royalty:Royals
ROUNDHEADRebels (Oliver's) Under New Direction, Heartily Eviscerated Aristocratic Domination Robert Anonymous -- The Roundheads were the name given to the side of the English Civil war that opposed the king, lead by Oliver Cromwell
History
Military:War & Terrorism
SCHEDULESome Classes Hard, Each Day Undertaking Lessons Earnestly Robert Anonymous
Time
Education
SCIONSomeone Classic In Origin, Now Robert Anonymous
People & Relationships:Family
SEANSoy Enamorado A Novio Robert Anonymous. Written in Spanish. Translation: I'm enamored by (my) boyfriend. (Its hard to express what i wanted to express with SEAN in English. The expansion is almost grammatically correct, there should be a posessive adjective before Novio.)
Names:First names:Male
SHAVED HEADSome Have Attractive (Virile Even) Domes, Heed Excessive Abnormalities (Disgusting!) Robert Anonymous
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene
SHOPPINGShe Has One Philia, Purchasing Inexpensive (Not!) Gifts Robert Anonymous
Commerce
SILLY QUEENStereotypes, I Loathe. Love Your Queers, (Understand?) Exterminate Evil Names. Robert Anonymous, written on Day of Silence, 2005
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:LGBTQIA
SNAPPLESugar Needs? A Perky Potable Lessens Exigency Robert Anonymous
Food & Drink:Drinks
STUPID (3)Stating Texans (Unintelligent) President Is Dumb Robert Anonymous
People & Relationships:Insults
SUBSCRIPTIONSend Us (Bimonthly?) Submissions Created Recently. I Prefer Them In One Newsletter. Robert Anonymous - An apronym written about the apronym times.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
TARQUINIUS SUPERBUSTiber's Aftermost Rex, Quit Under Impugnment (Nefarious, Inappropriately Used Sexuality) Sculpted Unprincipled Plans, Expertly Raped Beautiful Unwed Skirt Robert Anonymous -- Tarquinius Superbus (otherwise known as sextus tarquinius) was rome's last king (the tiber being the river rome was founded upon) who was deposed because he raped Lucretia, a noble girl. Rex is latin for king, but dictionary.com says it is commonly used in English.
Politics:Royalty:Royals
THAT IS SO GAY!Two Homos, Attracted, They Instantly Smooch, Share Other Great Abilities. Yummy! Robert Anonymous
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:LGBTQIA
THE LORAXTawny Hermit Educates (Lectures?) Onceler, Rancorously Advocating Xylem Robert Anonymous
Art & Literature:Book Titles
THESAURUS (4)Tome Helps Everyone Synthesize Apronyms Using Rife, Unlimited Synonyms Robert Anonymous
Words & Wordplay
VOULEZ-VOUS?Voicing Our (Using Language Exotic) Zeal, Veritably, Our Urges Satisfied! Robert Anonymous
Assorted Phrases
Science:Linguistics:French Words
WATERLOOWhen A Tyrant's Ended Revolution, Loses Over Onslaught Robert Anonymous Waterloo was the name of the battle in which Napoleon was defeated. Napoleon was a self declared emperor who had restored stability to France after the French revolution.
History
Military:War & Terrorism
WEDDING (3)Witness Eternal Dreamlike Devotion. Important: No Gays! Robert Anonymous
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Marriage & Divorce
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:LGBTQIA
WILL AND GRACEWorking In Law Ladyman And Nutty Designer Give Romance A Chance. Entertaining! Robert Anonymous
Entertainment:TV shows
TYPE THE ACRONYM HEREThank You, Please Enter Thy Handy Expansion. Anyone Can Relish Our Novel Yet Mirthful Hobby, Enter Regularly Everybody Tony McCoy O'Grady (who couldn't resist the proffered "acronym" on the submission form at http://apronyms.com/submit.php)
Computers:Internet:Apronyms Website
TEST (2)This Expansion Submitter's Terrible! Angela Brett, testing the Acronym Submission form at http://apronyms.com/submit.php - there were a few bugs but it's all fixed now! If you don't believe me, submit a whole lot of acronyms and see if it breaks.
Computers:Internet:Apronyms Website
þÿTAThanks Announced Tony McCoy O'Grady
Main
TABTotal A Bill Tony McCoy O'Grady
Commerce
TAB (2)Taking A Bill Jan Morgan
Commerce
TABBYThey Are Banded, Braceleted Yowlers Patricia Rix
Science:Biology:Animals
TABLESTruth Arrays... Boolean Logic Explicitly Stated Angela Brett, referring to truth tables.
Science:Mathematics
Science:Electronics
TABLE TENNISTake Any Ball, Lob Everywhere, Then Enjoy Nefarious Negotiations In Sequence Rico Leffanta
Sports & Recreation
TABLOIDTits And Bums Laden - Only Interests Dummies Tony McCoy O'Grady
Communication:Periodicals
TACO BELLTummy Aches Common - Obliterating & Burning Esophagus Lining, Largely. Jeff Anonymous, who suggests PEPCID to solve the stomach acid troubles caused by eating Mexican.
Food & Drink:Food Outlets
TAFFYThat's Another Freaky Foodstuff, Y'know/Yes? Gavin Lambert
Food & Drink:Confectionery
TAHITITrying Any Hula Increases Temperatures Immediately Rico Leffanta
Places:Countries
TAKACHSINTrailblazing Adolescent Kindles Abilities Choosing His Skills, Informs Novices Jan Morgan - Delaware Indian Language means leader - and is a leadership training camp
Education
Sports & Recreation
TAKING IT TO THE TOPTerrible Argument - Keep It Nicely Glowing - Is Then Turned Over To Highest Executive - Their Opinion's Permanent! TMcCO'G
People & Relationships:The Workforce
TALBOTTrustworthy Army Leader Besieges Opponent's Towns Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's King Henry VI
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:King Henry VI
TALENTThough Ability's Lovely, Everyone Needs Training. Angela Brett, since people are often urged not to rely on talent but to train/practise to reach their full potential.
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
TALENT (2)The Ability's Latent Evidently, Not Tutored. Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
TALENT (3)Tony & Angela List Expansions - 'Nyms Terrific! Instant Ninja
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
TALIBANThe Afghani Leadership Is Biased Against Nonmales Tony McCoy O'Grady
Politics
TALIBAN (2)Thugs And Louts In Bourkhas - America's Nemesis Tony McCoy O'Grady
Politics
TALIBAN (3)They Abandoned Learning Islam - Began Attacking Neighbours. Tony McCoy O'Grady (This is in reference to the origins of the Taliban, religious students who went to fight the Russian invaders)
Politics
TALKERSTrue Apronymists Listen! Keenly Enhance, Regenerate Skills! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Communication:Talking
TALK TO THE HANDTrying Achieves Little, Kills Talking Obviously Totally Hampering Ends Hearing, Avoids Natural Decency Jan Morgan -- expression -- in other words, I don't want to hear it
People & Relationships:Advice
TALLTowering Above Lesser Lumps Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Adjectives
TALL STORYTelling A Little Lie Sometimes To Ornament Rich Yarn Tony McCoy O'Grady
Communication
TALLY HOToward Any Lethal Limb Your Horse Opts Rico Leffanta
Assorted Phrases
Sports & Recreation
TAMBOURINEThere's A Million Backingsingers Operating Useless Rattling Instruments - None Excel! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:Music:Instruments
TAMMYTrilled About Marital Mishaps, Yodelling TMcCO'G (referring to Tammy Wynette) who thinks almost all 'country' songs seem to be about unhappy marriages
Entertainment:Music:Artists
TAMORATragically Authors Murderous Ordeal Revenging Alarbus Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Titus Andronicus
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Titus Andronicus
TAMPAX (2)These Aren't Men's Products Apparently - Xtraordinary! TMcCO'G
Household Objects
TANGERINE IMACThis Apple's No Good! Even RAM Is Not Edible. I'm Making A Complaint! Angela Brett
Computers:Do Not Eat:iMac Fruit Salad
TANGITears Are Not Good Indications Angela Brett (Tangi is the Maori word for cry, and also for a funeral)
People & Relationships:Emotions
People & Relationships:Death
Science:Linguistics:Maori Words
TANYATrying A New You, Actually Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
TANZANIATanganyika And Nearby Zanzibar Are Now In Association. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
TARATara! Aack! Rrack! Aack! Rob Rix, explaining: Tara is rather icky. The buildings aren't nice the way most of Bruce County is, they're little ugly boxes (like PCs, sort of). The main street is positively depressing. The whole place makes you feel that it hasn't any air.
Places:Towns & Cities:Canada
TARA (2)They Are Rich Atlantans. Roger Williams -- Gone With the Wind.
Places
TARBELLTold All, Rightly Blaming Evil Legal Loopholes Jeff Anonymous, answering a failed search evidently referring to muckraker Ida Tarbell (not sure if he was into loopholes or not, though)
Names:Famous people
TARGETTaking Aim, Raise Gun, Embrace Trigger Tony McCoy O'Grady (One is always advised to 'squeeeeze' a trigger slowly, rather like embracing a partner, and not jerk it!)
Military
Sports & Recreation
TAROTTheir Accuracy's Rotten - Or Treacherous TMcCO'G
Religion
TAROT (2)They're A Roguish Operator's Tools TMcCO'G
Religion
TARRYTry A Risque Romance Yourself Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
TARTTaste A Rhubarb Today! Rico Leffanta
Food & Drink
TARZAN OF THE APES Thought A Rare Zoological Abnormality, Newly Orphaned Foundling That Had Evidently Adopted Primates' Environmental Skills TMcCO'G
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters
TASTERTakes A Sip Then Ejects Residue Rico Leffanta
Food & Drink
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
TAUTiny And Unstable Angela Brett (while the tau is the heaviest of the leptons, it's still tiny... and due to its mass is the most unstable lepton, lasting around 3*10^-13 seconds.)
Science:Physics:Particles
TAUONTried At Uniformity Of Notation Angela Brett (Tauon is another name for the TAU particle, with the familiar -on suffix of other particles.)
Science:Physics:Particles
TAURUSThey Are Uniquely Raising Umpteen Suspicions Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion:Astrology
TAURUS (2)Trusting Attribute, Unswervingly Responsible, Usually Steadfast Jan Morgan
Religion:Astrology
TAXTariffs Are Xcessive. Roger Williams
Politics
Commerce:Money
TAXITravel Avoiding Xenophobic Interaction Eric Bridgstock
Transport
T-BAGThe Baddie; Annoys Girls Angela Brett, referring to the title character of an 80s/90s children's TV series. (See http://members.tripod.co.uk/jrv94/ind.html for more information on the series)
Entertainment:TV shows
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters
TCHAIKOVSKYThis Composer Has Achieved Intense Kudos, Overtures' (& Variations') Subtleties Kindle Yearnings TMcCO'G
Entertainment:Music:Artists
TCP/IPTo Connect Properly, Install Properly Tony McCoy O'Grady (TCP/IP usually stands for Transmission Control Protocol/Internet Protocol)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Internet
T'DAYThe Day After Yesterday Angela Brett
Time
TEATaken Every Afternoon Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink
TEA (2)The English Aphrodysiac TMcCO'G
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
Food & Drink:Drinks
TEA (3)The Ecclesiastical/Exalted/Excited/Exhausted Adults. Angela Brett (see BREAD... If the adults get together for refreshments after mass, that group could be called TEA.)
TEACHTake Each Advantage, Cautiously Heard Jan Morgan - Listen attentively to all lessons, it is to your own advantage.
Education
TEACHERTo Educate Any Child Have Erasers Ready Rico Leffanta
Education:Occupations
TEACHER (2)Talented! Educates, Affirms Children! Higher Education Results! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. My FIRST TEACHER! is freeing ME from the PUN!-ISH!-MEANT! of APRONYMS OBSESSION!
Education:Occupations
TEACHER (3)Transcriptionists Educate! Arithmetic Convey! Humanely Encourage Reading/'Riting/'Rithmetic! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. My SECOND TEACHER!
Education:Occupations
TEACHER (4)Trained Ears Above Confusion! Humanely Encourage Reading! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. My THIRD TEACHER!
Education:Occupations
TEAMThey Embody A Morale Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships
TEAM (2)They Expect A Match Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships
TEAM (3)Totally Enthused And Motivated Phil Stollery
People & Relationships
TEAM NAMESTop Echelon Athletes May Need A 'Moniker' Explaining Source Tony McCoy O'Grady - Most team names give a little insight into the origins of the team.
Names
Sports & Recreation
TEAMWORKThe Ends Are Met When Organisation Really 'Knits' Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships
TEAMWORK (2)Trust Effective/Energetic Altruistic Management! Work: Organized Relevant Keen! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
People & Relationships
TEAMWORK (3)Thesaurus Expands/Effects Apronym Making! Word Organisation Requires Knowledge! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
TEAPOTTo Each Apportion Perhaps One Teaspoonful Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects:Eating Utensils
TEASETo Exaggerate Any Small Eccentricities Angela Brett
Assorted Verbs
TEA THINGSTo Enjoy Afternoon Tea, Have In Nice - Good Service Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects:Eating Utensils
TEA TOWELThis Erases Any Trace Of Wetness Every Lunchtime Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects:Towels
TEA TREE OILTo Ease Ailments, This Rather Especial Essence Often Is LIked Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Plants
Science:Biology:Healthcare
TECHNOSAURUSTexas Excavation Creates Hoopla. New Ornithischian Sauropod Artifacts Uncovered Right Under Sand Sean Lamb (Technosaurus was discovered near Lubbock, Texas, and is classed as an Ornithischian)
Science:Biology:Animals:Dinosaurs
TEDDYThis Entertains (Daily) Delighted Youth Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:Toys
TEDIOUSTo Endlessley Do It Often Unceasingly Slowly Sean Lamb (who's been typing too many lines of CPPUNIT_ASSERT code lately for unit testing)
Assorted Adjectives
TEDIUMTrying Everything Dumb In Useless Monotony Rico Leffanta
Assorted Nouns
TEE-HEETitter Easily Extracted, Hilarity Ended Eventually Tony McCoy O'Grady
Laughter
TEENAGERTotally Emotional Ego, Not A Good Early Riser Jan Morgan - isn't it true
Time:Age
TEENSThey're Expensive - Ever 'Needing' Stuff Angela Brett
Time:Age
TEENS (2)They Eat, & Endlessly Need Sleep Tony McCoy O'Grady
Time:Age
TEETHTerrible Event Engages Traumatic Hesitation Jan Morgan
Science:Biology:Body Parts
TELECASTERTelevision's Earliest Linkmen Established "Celebrity" Announcing Sports' Teams Endeavours & Results TMcCO'G
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
Sports & Recreation
Communication
TELEGRAPHThin Electric Lines Encircling Globe. Relays And Poles Help. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Communication
TELEPHONETalk Endlessly, Letting Every Private Home On Network Eavesdrop Tony McCoy O'Grady, thinking of the 'party line' telephones of days gone by.
Communication
TELEPHONE (3)Talk Endlessly, Leisurely, Enjoying Personal Hobnobbing Over Neverending Expanses Roger Williams
Communication
TELESCOPEThis Enhances Longsightedness - Even See Cosmic Objects Parsecs Extrasolar. Angela Brett
Science:Astronomy
TELEVISIONSThey Essentially Leave Each Viewer In Stupor... Intelligence Often Not Stimulated. Angela Brett
Entertainment:TV shows
TELLING LIESTo Every Lying Liar, It's Not Generating Lies, It's Exaggerating Stories Sean Lamb
Communication
TELLURIUMThis Element Looks Little Unusual, Really Is Ultra Mundane. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry:Elements
TELNET (2)The Easy Lane - Not Even Tricky Jeff Anonymous (Reflecting on the lack in Telnet of the encryption found in SSH)
Computers:Internet
TELNET (3)To Email, Learn Numbered, Esoteric Tetrads Angela Brett - I occasionally check my email using a telnet client, and many of the necessary POP commands have four letters and a message number.
Computers:Internet
TEMPERATUREThermometer Emulating Masculine Peg Exercise Recoils After The Unit Reaches Ebullition Rico Leffanta
Science:Meteorology
Science:Physics
TEMPER TEMPERTry Empathising More Please, Exercise Restraint, To Enrage Means Producing Exasperate Reactions Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Advice
TEMPLETruths Enlightened, Marriages Promise Love Eternal Jan Morgan - a beautiful sacred building dedicated to learning eternal truths
Religion
Places:Buildings
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Marriage & Divorce
TEMPLETONTackles Eating, Mouse Primarily Large, Exciting Tale Of Nature Jan Morgan, referring to the rat in Charlotte's Web
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters
TEMPOTackles Emotive Motion, Pacing Opportunity Jan Morgan
Entertainment:Music
TEMPUS FUGITTime's Ever Moving (Picking Up Speed?) Fill Underused Gaps In Time! TMcCO'G
Time
TENThis Exceeds Nine. Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics:Numbers
TENACIOUSTrying Everything, Never Acceding. Carrying Instructions Out Until Satisfied Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
TENDERFOOTTry Every New Duty Expected Ranking For Own Order Trusted Jan Morgan -- Boy Scout rank
Sports & Recreation:Scouts
TENNESSEETourist Encounters National Notorieties, Elvis' Songs, Sights Engaged Embattlements Jan Morgan - Civil War Conflicts
Places:States & Regions
TENORSThey Emit Notes Of Rare Sweetness Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:Music:Artists
TENSTwenty = Eleven + Nine. Score! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Science:Mathematics:Numbers
TENS (2)Thirty = Eleven + Nineteen. September! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Thirty days in September. 3 TENS!
Time
Science:Mathematics:Numbers
TENTTrampers Erect Neat Tarpaulin Angela Brett
Places
Sports & Recreation
TEQUILATaking Excessive Quantities Usually Induces Lasting Addiction Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
TERBIUMThis Exhibits Rare Behaviour - It's Unusual, Magnetically. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry:Elements
TERMINATETerrible Ending Reaches Massive Inferiority/Insensitivity/Incompatibility, Never Again To Engage Jan Morgan
Assorted Verbs
TERMINATORThinks Every Republican Mind: If Now Austrian Takes Office - Rapture! Chris Kjelgaard
Entertainment:Movies
Politics
TERMINATOR (2)True Election Reporting Media Ignores - Naturally, Actor's Talks Overly Recorded! Chris Kjelgaard
Entertainment:Movies
Politics
TERMITESThese Entities Readily Munch It 'Til Everything's Sawdust Roger Williams
Science:Biology:Insects
TERMS AND CONDITIONSThey Explicitly Restrict Mature Signers' Actions. Never Disobey Commands, Or No Deal! In Truth, Individuals Often Nonchalantly Skim. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Law & Order
TERRYTowelling - Envelope Robe Round Yourself Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects
TERTIARYTrained Educators Resolve To Inform Arrogant & Resentful Youths Tony McCoy O'Grady, remarking that the same resentful youths go through the entire educational process ;-)
Education
TESSA JOWELLTelling Everyone's Sob Story And Just Off With External Leader's Lolly John Richard Jones
Names:Famous people:Politicians
TESTTopical Examination - Scoring Time! Angela Brett, inspired by one of her lecturers calling tests 'opportunities to score.'
Education
TEST (3)Trial Every Single Thing Angela Brett, while testing the submission form.
Assorted Verbs
TEST (4)Tune Expansions! Subdue Trials! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
TESTESTickle 'Em Sexily & They'll Eject Sperm Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
Science:Biology:Body Parts
TESTIMONYTrue Emotional Strong Testimony, In My Own Notions, Yearning Jan Morgan - our feelings of what we know and believe to be true in our own eyes and the hope of it
Religion
Communication
TESTISThis Emits Sperm To Inseminate Someone Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Body Parts
TEXAS (2)They Enthuse Xaggeratingly About Size! Tony
Places:States & Regions
THAILANDThey Had Army Insurrections Lately, Although Now Democratic. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
THAISATemple Holds An Interesting Surprise Announcement Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Pericles
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Pericles
THALIARDTyrants Henchman's Always Late In Arriving... Right Dastard! Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Pericles
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Pericles
THALLIUMThis Heavy Atom, Like Lead, Is Ultra-Malign. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry:Elements
THANKSThey Have Announced Nice Kind Sentiments. Angela Brett
People & Relationships
THANKS!This Has Angela Nearly Kissing Steve! Angela Brett, when Steve Wozniak bought her an iBook to replace her lost PowerBook 1400cs (see RANSOM)
Computers
THANKS, I HAD A GREAT TRIP... NOW TO CATCH UP ON A BAJILLION APRONYM SUBMISSIONS.The Holiday Aftermath... Now Kiwi Sits In Home And Diligently Adds Great Recent Expansions, All The Time Remembering In-Person Networking On World Tour. Office Calls Angela To Code Humbly Using PCs, Oh, Not Again! But Apple Junket Invigorated Language-Learning Ideas Of Next Application Program! Regrettably Only Nighttime Yield -- Maybe Someday, Unfettered By Monetary Imperative Seeking Salary, I'll Output New Software. Angela Brett, on returning from a 103 day trip which began with Apple's Worldwide Developers' Conference. At WWDC I found out about several things in the next version of Mac OS X which will be very useful for my next COCOA app, but as I have to go back to my WINDOWS job to replenish my bank account after such a long trip, I won't have much time to actually write the app.
Computers:Programming
Sports & Recreation:Travel
THANK YOUThat 'Happybirthday' Acronym Noted Keenly. Years Overtaking Unbelievably Tony McCoy O'Grady, in response to HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR TONY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!
Time:Special Occasions
THANK YOU!True, Hearty Appreciation Now! Kindness You Offer: Unexpected! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. THANK YOU! Angela Brett for both of your VERY ENCOURAGING e-mails. THANK YOU! to all of the APRONYMISTS who continually engage my mind in new, unexpected ways.
Communication
THANK YOU VERY MUCHThis Here Acknowledgement Notes Kindness You Offered Unbidden. Valiantly-Earned Remarks You Might Uneasily Call 'Hokum' Tony McCoy O'Grady (Many people indicate that gratitude is unnecessary, or overstated)
People & Relationships
THEThat Hitherto Explained... Angela Brett
Main
THE ACRONYMISTS' CHARTERTake Heed Everyone And Carefully Read Our Necessary Yardstick Manifesto (Imaginary Sometimes - Theoretical Sometimes) Contained Herein Are Rules That Everybody Recognises Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the set of imaginary rules described at http://www.co.nz/cgi/forums/list.cgi?id=acronyms&user=&session=&root=1006583985
Communication:Acronyms Forums
THE ACRONYM TIMESThis Habitual Email Announces Creative Ramblings Of Nutters. Your Masterpiece Titillates Intelligent Minds Everywhere, Supposedly. Angela Brett, as a subject for an email about the latest acronyms.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
THE ACRONYM TIMES (2)This Here Epistle Always Contains Recently Originated Novelties. You Might Try Inventing More Examples Soon. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
THE ACRONYM TIMES (4)To Help Erudition, Angela Considers Reasonable Offerings; Now You Must Try Initiating More Estimable Suppositions Rico Leffanta
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
THE ACRONYM TIMES (5)Tony Has Expectations Angela'll Challenge Rico Over Nonsense. You're Meant To Indicate "Make Expansions Sensible". Tony McCoy O'Grady, in a reply to an issue of THE ACRONYM TIMES which featured an acronym of Rico's which didn't seem to make sense.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
THE ACRONYM TIMES (6)Take Heed Everyone And Carefully Read Our New Year Message That Itemises Many Extraordinary 'Spansions Tony McCoy O'Grady
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
THE ACRONYM TIMES (7)Take Heed Everybody, As Calendar Rolls Over Newyear, You're Meant To Invent More Expansions, Surely? Tony McCoy O'Grady
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
THE ACRONYM TIMEZONESTony Has Experienced Altered Chronological Rhythm. On NZST You Might Travel Inter-Meridian, Entering Zone Of Nearly Earliest Sunrise. Angela Brett, when Tony complained that the acronym forums (http://www.co.nz/cgi/forums/start.cgi?id=acronyms) said he'd posted something in NZST, when he only does things in BST or GMT.
Communication:Acronyms Forums
THE AFRICAN QUEENTragic Humphrey Encounters A Fearsome River In Crossing Africa. Notable Qualities Ultimately Exposed - Everybody's Noble. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:Movies
THE AMAZING IRISH SINGING FROGThis Happy Electronic Amphibian Masterfully Adds Zest In Novel Gift I Received. I Smiled, Hearing Singing - Including Name Given. Ingeneous Numbercrunching Generates Forté Ribbits Of Goodwill. Angela Brett and Dustan Dowsing, describing a HyperCard stack featuring an amazing Irish singing frog which Tony made for Angela on her birthday.
Computers:Programming
Time:Special Occasions
THE APRONYMS TIMESTony Has Engineered 'A Propos' Reference Onto Name, Your Meaning (Shorter) Thus Imitates Meaning (Expanded) Somehow. Angela Brett
Computers:Internet:Apronyms Website
THE APRONYMS TIMES (2)Tony Has Engineered 'A Propos' Reference Onto Name, Your Meaning Shouldn't Turn Into Muck Expansion->Skeleton Angela Brett
Computers:Internet:Apronyms Website
THE APRONYM TIMESTargeting Humans Enjoying Apronyms: Publicly Revealing Original Nomenclature You May Think Is Mightily Effective - Semimonthly! Gavin Lambert, when the ACRONYMS website was renamed APRONYMS in order to be more specific, and THE ACRONYM TIMES needed a new name too.
Computers:Internet:Apronyms Website
THE ARGUSTravelling Harbors Excursion Adventures, Results Growth, Unusual Ship Jan Morgan - Boy Scout Adventure Camp to sail 100 year old ship
Transport
Sports & Recreation:Scouts
THEATERThis House Exposes Audiencde To Excellent Repertoire Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment
Places:Buildings
THEATREThe Hospital's Experts Amputate Threatened / Ruined Extremeties Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
Places:Buildings
THE BASTARDThrough His Elevation Becomes A Swaggering Tartar - Afterwards Rouses Defenders Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's King John
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:King John
THE BEST FEELINGTrue Happiness Evoke Brilliant Emotional Stability - To Feel ExceptionallY Elevated, Lingering In Nice Glow Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Emotions
THE BIBLETruly Heaven Exists, Because In Book Lies Evidence Angela Brett
Religion
Art & Literature:Book Titles
THE BIBLE (2)Truly Heaven's Exit, Because In Book, Lies Evident Angela Brett, to go with THE BIBLE
Religion
Art & Literature:Book Titles
THE BIG GOOSE AT WAWAThis Here Exceptionally Big, Interesting Goose Gets Only One Spot, Enticing Attentive Tourists. What A Wonderful Area! Patricia Rix (Wawa is the town in NW Ontario where the road turns to take you to the West. The Canada Goose statue is made of small metal plates.)
Places:Landmarks
THE BIG NICKEL AT SUDBURYTake Heed Everyone: Besides Its Gigantic Nickel, It's Common Knowledge Evenings Lately At Times Seem Unusually Dull, But Underground Rocks! Yes! Patricia Rix (Sudbury is a mining city in the North which besides the big nickel, the underground mine tours and the country song "Sudbury Saturday Night" by Stompin' Tom Connors, boasts a fantastic hands-on science museum with a seismograph and also an underground lab for capturing and studying neutrinos.)
Places:Landmarks
THE BIRDSTypical Hitchcock Enterprise Brings Intense, Remarkably Directed Scenes. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:Movies
THE BOY WHO LIVEDTiny Harry's Event, Boggle Of Yesterday, When He's Obviously Loved, Invites Victory, Ends Disaster Jan Morgan -- Harry Potter phrase
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:Harry Potter
THE BYE-LAWTake Heed - Exclude Believing Yourself Exempt :- Law Applies Whenever! Tony, when Angela mentioned some already expanded apronyms on the forums, to which the rule that IF YOU PUT A WORD IN CAPS YOU MUST ACRONYMISE IT applies, unless we have a new rule, or bye-law. Maybe - just maybe - we could allow that if one provides pointers to already created expansions one could be deemed to be compliant.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
THE CLASSROOMTeacher Has Evident Control - Learners Assemble, Some Studying Regularly, Others Openly Messing Tony McCoy O'Grady
Education
Places:Buildings
THE CORRSThose Heavenly Earthlings - Champions Of Rock & Roll Siblings Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:Music:Artists
THE CORRS (2)The Have Excellently Crooned Outside Regular Recording Studios Angela Brett, who has a recording of The Corrs singing live and thinks it sounds just as good as their studio recordings.
Entertainment:Music:Artists
THE DOG HATES THE CATThey Have Enmities Developed Over Generations, Huge Antipathies That Exceed Specification - They Have Eternally Chased And Tumbled TMcCO'G
Science:Biology:Animals
THE ENSIGNTruths Here Emerges, Enriching Nourishment Surely Is Good News Jan Morgan -- Magazine for LDS adults
Religion
Communication:Periodicals
THE FRIENDTruths Heard Engaged For Reading In, Enriching News Daily Jan Morgan - Magazine for LDS children
Religion
Communication:Periodicals
THE GAMBIAThey Heavily Export Groundnuts - And Most Business Is Agricultural. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
THE GAMETeenage Hookers Erotically Garbed Await Mens' Enquiries Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
THE GRAPES OF WRATHTruly Historic Epic. Graphic Representation As Poverty Erodes Spirit Of Farm Workers Reduced - Absolutely - To Hunger. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:Movies
THE GREAT ESCAPETunnels Headed Everywhere. Germans, Ridiculed, Eventually Arrange That Eccentric Steve Couldn't Achieve Perfect Escape. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:Movies
THE HOBBITThe Hopelessly Egotistical Hoary Old Bilbo Baggins's Ingenious Tale Carl Brett
Art & Literature:Book Titles
Art & Literature:The Lord of the Rings
THEISTTrusts Heaven-Eternal Is Surely There Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion
THE LAST UNICORNTurned Human, Experienced Love, And She Tackled Unchallenged Nemesis. Innumerable Captive Others Released Next. Angela Brett
Entertainment:Movies
THE LORD OF THE RINGSTravellers Have Escapades! Look Out, Ringbearer - Danger Often Faces Those Heading East. Remaining Innocently Noble Guarantees Success. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Book Titles
Art & Literature:The Lord of the Rings
THE LORD OF THE RINGS (2)Tale Has Extremely Long Opening; Rapidly Develops Once Frodo, The Hero, Enters Rivendell. Is Notoriously Grandiose Saga. Patricia Rix
Art & Literature:Book Titles
Art & Literature:The Lord of the Rings
THE MAD IRISHMANTony Has Eccentric Methods And Does Ingeneous Reptile Impersonations - Singing Happybirthday & Mentioning Angela's Name. Angela Brett and Dustan Dowsing (see THE AMAZING IRISH SINGING FROG) The Mad Irishman, or TMI, is a term coined by TOO (The Other One, a.k.a Angela's sister) often used to refer to Tony.
Names:Acronymists
THE MASTER'S TOUCHTo Have Edifying Moral Advantages. So Talented. Engages Reliabe Savior's Trust Of Understanding Choices, Hopeful Jan Morgan -- the poem which reminds us: The worth of a soul is great by the touch of the masters hand
Art & Literature
THEME PARKThese Have Entertained Many Escapists, Particularly Adults Reliving Kiddiehood Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places
Entertainment
THE NEW ERATruths Heard Emerges News, Enriches With Eagerness Reaching Adolescents Jan Morgan -- magazine for LDS Teens
Religion
Communication:Periodicals
THEN WHAT?Total Headrest Ensues. Not What Horny Angela Thought! Tony McCoy O'Grady, when Angela mentioned that she wanted to finish an email and get to bed before midnight, but she only had 9 minutes left - Tony said "Don't worry, the hero always arrives just before the clock on the bomb has ticked down to zero. Expect a tall dark stranger to burst into your room any minute now." To which Angela replied "And whisk me to bed in the nick of time? Then what?!" so Tony responded with this acronym.
Assorted Phrases
THE OLYMPICSTheir Historic Events, Old Legacy Yields Memories, Plays In Contest Sports Jan Morgan
Sports & Recreation
THEOREMTruth Here Established Of Reusable Entities Mathematical Samuel C. Perhaps ‘elements’ over ‘entities’.
Science
THEORYTony's Heir Emulates Oldman's Rowdy Yappings Jeff Anonymous and Angela Brett, theorising on TRICKERTREAT's identity.
Communication:Acronyms Forums:Mystery Posters
THEORY (2)Treating How Everything's Organised & Related, Yeas? Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science
THE PLANTake Heed Embrace Purposeful Life, A Necessity Jan Morgan -- Name of a music CD of The Osmonds
Entertainment:Music
THE RAPISTTelling Him Everything Regarding A Painful Incident's Superfluous Torture. Angela Brett, to contrast THERAPIST
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Criminals
THERAPISTTelling H(im/er) Everything Regarding A Painful Incident Subdues Trauma Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Healthcare Occupations
THERAPYThe 'Healing' Equals Reliving A Painful Youth Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Healthcare
THERSITESThinks Harlot Essentially Responsible, She Initiated The Entire Siege Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Troilus and Cressida
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Troilus and Cressida
THESAURUS (2)To Help Expansion Setters - A Useful Resource - Use Studiously. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Words & Wordplay
THESAURUS (3)Tony Has Exceptional Skills, And Uses Reference Utility Sometimes. Angela Brett
Words & Wordplay
THESEUSThinks Hippolyta Extra Special - Eventually Union Succeeds Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:A Midsummer Night's Dream
THESEUS (2)Thinks He Evidently Should Execute Unsuccessful Suitor Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's (and/or John Fletcher's) The Two Noble Kinsmen
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:The Two Noble Kinsmen
THE SIMSTry Humorous Experiments. Simulated Individuals Manufacture Statistics. Sean Lamb
Computers
THE SIMS (2)Ten Houses? Extremely Small If Many Sims! SeaHen
Computers:Games
THE SIMS (3)Try Having Every Sim In Motion Simultaneously! In The Sims, time passes only for one household at a time
Computers:Games
THESISTake Heed! Everything Stated Is Stolen. Roger Williams
Art & Literature
Education
THE SUNTitillating Headlines, Excessive Sport, Unnecessary Nudity. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Communication:Periodicals
THE TITLEThe Handling Element That Intrinsicly, Tersely, Laughlingly Encapsulates. Tony McCoy O'Grady, during a discussion of the title of this stack.
Communication
THE ULTIMATE ACRONYMThe Highest Expansion Uses Large Talent - I'll Make A Toast, Every Acronym Creator Rejoice! Our Newest Yield's Magnificent! Angela Brett, when Tony used 'The Ultimate Acronym' as the subject line of an email announcing that he and Patricia had thought of an acronym for EVERY WORD IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
THEULTIMATENONVIOLENTMANTested Humanly: Evidence Undeniable! Life -Trouncing Insidiously Murdering: Against! Test Evidence: New Opportunities: Nullify Violence. Is Obvious! Life Exists New! Trusting Man Almighty Now! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
People & Relationships
THE WHOLE SHEBANGTerribly Huge Expansion: Worldly Hours Of Liquiditity Expunged Simply. Horrible Expansion Be Alliterative, Nice, Good. Jeff Anonymous, referring to the forum thread at http://www.co.nz/cgi/forums/list.cgi?id=acronyms&user=&session=&root=984136095
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
Communication:Acronyms Forums
THE WORK AND THE GLORYTrials Had Endured. Was Of Restored Knowledge. Abilties Nurtured, Destinations Tried, Hardships Encountered, Gatherings Led Of Regions Yonder Jan Morgan -- name of a series of books and a movie
Entertainment:Movies
Art & Literature:Book Titles
THE YEAR OF THE SNAKETo Honour Eve, Youngsters Expect Annual Revelry Or Feasts That Help Enhance Some New Asp Kissing Escapades Rico Leffanta (Tet - the Chinese New Year 'The Year of The Snake' commences when Bush takes office, January 20, 2001)
Time
Politics
THEY GOT SOME!This Heavenly Establishment Yesterday Generally Omitted The Stuff - Obvious Mindreading Evident. Angela Brett, because the day after the NO ICED COFFEE incident, she found that the cafe did have WAVE ICED COFFEE.
Food & Drink:Drinks
THICKOThey Have Intellect Completely Kicked Out Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Insults
THICKOSTechnical Hiccups In Communications Keeping Out Support John Richard Jones
People & Relationships:Insults
THINGAMAJIGThis Humorous Invented - Name Given A Major Appliance: Jig! It's Good! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. (see FAIL SAFE!)
Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words
Commerce:Companies
THINGAMAJIG (2)Tool: Humorous Invented - Name: Gamajig! Adjusts/Annihilates Major/Minor Appliances/Advances! Jiffy/Jig! It's Good! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words
Commerce:Companies:SIRC
THINGAMAJIG (3)Tool Handy Invention! Name Good: Amajig! Major/Minor Adjust/Annihilate! Jiffy/Jig! It's Good! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words
Commerce:Companies:SIRC
THINKTo Have Idea, Needing Knowledge Gavin Lambert [Prerequisites of thinking are something to think about and some related knowledge to connect it to]
People & Relationships:Thoughts
THINK (2)To Hate IBM's Not Known Sean Lamb (IBM's slogan in the early 1980s was "THINK"; now that they're pouring money and development into Linux, they're the good guys again)
Computers
THINK DIFFERENT (2)The HyperCard I Now Know Deserves Its Furtherance, For Everybody's Relief Engage Newer Thinking Tony McCoy O'Grady, in a letter to Steve Jobs telling him not to drop HyperCard.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
THINKING CAPThis Headgear Improves New Knowledge Ingestion, Nicely Generates Creativity And Perspicacity. Angela Brett
Household Objects:Clothing
People & Relationships:Thoughts
THIN MINTSTasty Heavenly Item Naturally Melts In Nibbling Tastebuds, Sensational Jan Morgan -- #1 Seller in Girl Scout Cookies
Food & Drink:Confectionery
Sports & Recreation:Scouts
THIRTY = FRIENDS!Thirty (Halves {Initial = Remotest - Two} Year) = Four (Regeneration Increases!) + Eleven + Nine Down + Six! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Sum 30-Day Month Numbers: 4(April)+6(June)+9(September)+11(November)=10+20=30 (!) One of my original discoveries when I was less than 45. (Halves {Initial = Remotest - Two} Year): First Half of Year ==>(Initial=4) = (Remotest=6) - 2. Last Half of Year ==>(Initial=9) = (Remotest=11) - 2."Four (Regeneration Increases!) Spring starts late in Three (21 March 2003 in N. Hemisphere)." "Nine\Down\ Down!=Fall! in September."
Science:Mathematics
Time
THIS END UPTake Heed! If Swallowed Ensure Non-Digestion - Upchuck Promptly Tony McCoy O'Grady, to go with OTHER END UP*
Computers:Do Not Eat
THIS IS ALL LIESTruth Here Is Suspect! I Shan't Allow Little Lousy Liars Invent Exaggerated Stories. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Phrases
THIS IS WHAT I MEAN!Take Heed! I'm Still Immeasureably Superior, Wanting Happiness Always. To Increase My Exacerbation: Absolutely, Not! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Assorted Phrases
THIS IS WHAT I MEAN! (2)This Hear! I Said I Scoff Workers Haplessly Assuming That I Meant: Enventually! Absolutely, Now! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Assorted Phrases
People & Relationships:The Workforce
THIS LITTLE PIGGY WENT TO MARKETTells How Innocent Swine Learn In Time That Life Exerts Pressure. It's Go! Go! You Wanna Eat - No - Travel To Outdoor Market - Arghh! Resolution Keeps Exacting Toll! Patricia Rix
Art & Literature:Nursery Rhymes
THIS TOO SHALL PASSThings Happen. It's Silly To Overreact Openly. Some Hold A Little Leisurely Patience Actually Smooths Sensitivities. Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Advice
THOMASTotally Honest Observant Man, Ambitious Soul Jan Morgan -- someone I know
Names:First names:Male
THORIUMThis Has Only Rare Industrial Uses, Mostly. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry:Elements
THOSEThis Has One Silly Expansion. Angela Brett
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
THOUGHTS TO PAPERTo Hand On Unusually Good Headwork To Subordinates Type Out Paragraphs Aptly. Practice Eschewing Repetition Tony McCoy O'Grady
Communication
THREADTake Heed - Rarely Eaten At Dinnertime! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects:Threads & Fabric:Edible(?)
THREAD (2)This Has Roughage - Eat And Defecate! Angela Brett
Household Objects:Threads & Fabric:Edible(?)
THREADBARETeddy's Hair's Ragged, Effete And Depleted... Balding After Repeated Embraces. Angela Brett
Household Objects:Threads & Fabric
THREADBEARThis Has Really Evocative Associations Dearest Bedtime/ Evening Associate's Ragged Tony McCoy O'Grady, in response to THREADBARE
Household Objects:Threads & Fabric
THREAD LISTTo Help Readers Enjoy Acronymising, Do Let's Inspire Silly Thoughts. Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the thread list on the Acronyms forums at http://www.co.nz/cgi/forums/start.cgi?id=acronyms
Communication:Acronyms Forums:Page Titles
THREAD LIST (2)Things Have Reached Extremely Abysmal Depths. List Interest Subsides Terminally. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Communication:Acronyms Forums:Page Titles
THREAD LIST (3)This Has Reached Ennui And Desperation. List Is Singularly Tiresome. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Communication:Acronyms Forums:Page Titles
THREAD LIST (4)That's Horrible... Readers, Enter A Delightful Line Into Said Threadlist. Angela Brett, in response to THREAD LIST (3).
Communication:Acronyms Forums:Page Titles
THREAD LIST (5)Truly Horrific, Right? Egads, A Deserted List Insanitizes, Senilizes, Tires. Jeff Anonymous
Communication:Acronyms Forums:Page Titles
THREE-LETTER ACRONYMThe Herein Reported Emergence, Even -- Let's Elaborate -- Tho' Tonily, Evanescently Reported, Appropriately Chopped. Right On! Now You're Mystified? Chin Shih Tang. (see TLA)
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
THREE MThey Have Raped Earth's Environment, Mercilessly Tony McCoy O'Grady (This is probably libellous, but it occurred to me - in the bathroom - that Minnesota Metal and Manufacturing has moved on a lot as it is now making throat medicine)
Commerce:Companies
Science:Environment
THREE MEN IN A BOATThis Humourous Raconteur Enjoys Entertaining Meander. Every Nautical Incident Necessitates Amusing Banter. Outrageously Antic Trip! Patricia Rix, referring to the book by Jerome K. Jerome
Art & Literature:Book Titles
THRIVETo Healthily & Robustly Increase Volume Encompassed Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology
THROMBOSISThe Heart Rarely Outlives Massive Bloody Objects Stuck In Stream Bern Dell
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
THROW A SICKYThe Head Rep's Off Work, Apparently Slackitis. It Could Kill You! Angela Brett
People & Relationships:The Workforce
THROW UPTummy, Having Rejected Offering, Will UpChuck Promptly Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
THUNDERTerrifying Heavy Unpleasant Noise, Deep, Echoing & Reverberating Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Meteorology
THUNDER (2)The Heavens Unusually Noisy. Dramatic Energy Released. Edwin Hermann
Science:Meteorology
THUNDER (3)Thundering High. Uncontrolled Noisily Discharges Electricity Radiantly! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Science:Meteorology
THUNDER (4)Truth: Hold Uplift New Decisive Elevating Revelation! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Communication
THUNDER (5)Top: Holdup Unwanted New Discoveries! Exit Reason! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Communication
THURSDAYThirsty, Hungover, Unsettled, Really Sick? Drink's Assailing You. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Time:Weekdays
THWARTSTo Have Women Act Responsibly, Touch Softly Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
THYMEThis Herb You Must Eat Tony
Food & Drink:Condiments:Herbs
TIA MARIAThanks In Advance, My Appreciative Reaction Is Anticipated. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
TICINOThe Italian Canton... If Not Orally Angela Brett (while Italian is the official language of Ticino and is used for written communication, a lot of people there speak Ticinese)
Places:States & Regions
TICKLISHTouching It Causes Kinky Laughter, I'm Sensitive Here TMcCO'G
Laughter
TICKSTerrible Insect Creates Knockout Sauce Rico Leffanta
Science:Biology:Insects:Edible(?)
TICK TOCKTime Is Counting Kisses Total Omits Candy Kisses Rico Leffanta
Time
TID BITThis Is Dumb, But It's Tasty! Rico Leffanta
Assorted Nouns
TIDEThen It Does Ebb. Roger Williams
Time
Science:Astronomy
Places:Waterways
TIE THE KNOTTwosome Is Expressing Their Heartfelt Emotions, Knowing Nothing Of Trouble. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Marriage & Divorce
TIFFThis Interrupts Firm Friendship Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships
TIFF (2)Taciturness Increases Following Friction Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships
TIFF (3)Tiny Infuriating Feisty Fight Jan Morgan
People & Relationships
TIFFANYTreasure In Fabulous Friendly Attributes, Nurturing Yield Jan Morgan - someone I know
Names:First names:Female
TIFFANYS CAFEThere Is Fine Food, Although Nothing You Should Carry Aboard For Eating Angela Brett, when the INTERCITY BUS she was on stopped there for a meal break. We're not supposed to bring any food aboard the bus.
Food & Drink:Food Outlets
TIFFANYS CAFE (2)This Intercity Fare Found A Nice Yummy Satay Chicken (Amid Flaky Encasement) Angela Brett, who ate a satay pie when she was there.
Food & Drink:Food Outlets
TIGERThis Is Greatly Enhanced. Really! Sean Lamb (Tiger is Apple's code name for the Mac OS X 10.4 update)
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Software
Names:Code Names:Apple
TIGER (2)The Insanely Great Expected Release Angela Brett (Tiger is the code-name for Mac OS X 10.4.)
Names:Code Names:Apple
TIGER (3)This Is Generating Extra Revenue. Tony (Tiger is the code-name for Mac OS X 10.4.)
Names:Code Names:Apple
TIGER (4)Tries In Great Effort, Receptive Jan Morgan -- Cub Scout rank
Sports & Recreation:Scouts
TIGERSThey Inhabit Grasslands Eating Reckless Stragglers Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Animals
TIGGERThis Individual's Great! Getting Extra Rebound Tigger McCoy O'Grady - who is also bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy - Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun!
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters
TILTEDThing Is Listing To Extreme Degree TMcCO'G
Places:Positions & Directions
TIMEThis Is My Expertise Tony McCoy O'Grady, who can do ALMOST ANYTHING, given TIME and ENCOURAGEMENT.
Time
TIME (2)This Is My Entry Tony McCoy O'Grady, when Angela said 'give me time!' and he did.
Time
TIME (3)To Invent More Expansions Angela Brett, when she didn't have any
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
Time
TIME (4)Transitory. Imminent: Measureless Eternity! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Time
TIME (5)Trust In Memory Expansion! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Speaking about my ability as an apronymist.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
Time
People & Relationships:Thoughts
TIME (6)Temporal Illusion Measured Exactly Bruce Siegel
Time
TIME (7)Ticking In Motion Evolves Jan Morgan
Time
TIMERTimer Increments Minute Entities Repeatedly Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Time
Science:Electronics
TIME SAVERSThese Innovative Machines Enable Someone Avoid Valuable Energy / Resource Squandering Tony McCoy O'Grady
Time
Science:Electronics
TIM HORTON'S (2)There I Meet Hordes Of Relaxing Townspeople (Or Nobody, Sometimes) Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink:Food Outlets
TIMONTruly Is Miser's Opposite Number Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Timon of Athens
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Timon of Athens
TIMOTHY This Is My Offering To Help You. Sue Johnson
Religion:Bible books
TIMOTHY MCVEIGHTerrible, In My Opinion, Terrorist. Horrible. Y Mcveigh Caboomed, Victims Enquire? I Guess Hatred. Jeff Anonymous and Angela Brett
Names:Famous people
TIN (2)Tenth Increment Noted Angela Brett, referring to what is traditionally the tin (10th) wedding anniversary.
Time:Special Occasions:Wedding Anniversaries
TIN (3)Trust's Important Now Angela Brett
Time:Special Occasions:Wedding Anniversaries
TINA TURNERTrusted Ike, Now Alone. Totally Uninhibited, Rather Naughty, Emotional Rocker Eric Bridgstock
Entertainment:Music:Artists
TINGLETension Is Now Growing - Likewise Excitement Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships
TINKERTrusting In Nice King's Effective Rulings Mary Carr
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
TINTERN ABBEYTragedy Involves Nobles, Tem Eruption Retaliates Noxiously, Annihilates, Bitter Babies Explosions, Yesterday Jan Morgan - refering to King Henry the 8th's destructive rampage of terror
Places:Buildings
History
TIPThis Information's Pertinent Angela Brett
Communication
TIP (2)The Insider: "Psssst..." Angela Brett
Commerce
Communication
TIP (3)To Incline Precariously Angela Brett
Assorted Verbs
TIP (4)Thanks, Inexperienced Porter! Angela Brett
Commerce
TIP (5)Terminates In Point Angela Brett
Assorted Nouns
TIPSThey Indicate Potential Savings Angela Brett
Communication
TIPS (2)There Isn't Page Searching Angela Brett, thinking that perhaps the person who searched for 'tips' on the Acronyms website was looking for the acronymising tips at http://acronyms.co.nz/tips.html, but didn't find them because the search engine only searches in the acronyms, not the other pages.
Computers:Internet:Apronyms Website
TIPS (3)This Is Practically Secret Patricia Rix (referring to 'tips' one might get at the racetrack, or about the stock market)
Communication
TIPS (4)Those Intensely Pointed Sections Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Nouns
TIP: SUCCESSTrustworthy Individuals Possess Skills Unusual: Caring Communicating/Counting! Enjoy Sweet Success! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
People & Relationships:Advice
TIPTOPThere Is Pizazz To Our Paraoa Angela Brett (Tiptop is a company which makes bread, and other foods. Paraoa is Maori for bread.)
Commerce:Companies
Food & Drink
TIPTOP (2)There Is Perfection To One's Performance Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Adjectives
TIP TOP FASHIONThis Is Popular Television? Obviously Passe Fools Advise Silly Housewives In Obtaining "Novelty' Tony McCoy O'Grady, thinking of TV's many 'makeover' shows where people are advised on how to look good for little expense, and usually end up looking dreadful
Entertainment:TV shows
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene
TIREThis Is Really Exhausting! Angela Brett
Assorted Verbs
TIREDThe Instinct's Rest... Eyelids Droop. Angela Brett
Assorted Adjectives
TIRED (2)Time! Immediate Rest! Energise! Delay! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Assorted Adjectives
TIRED (3)Take Immediate Rest, Enjoy Dreaming Angela Brett, inspired by TIRED (2)
Assorted Adjectives
TITANICThe Iceberg That, Amazingly, Nudged Into Cruiser. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport
History
People & Relationships:Disaster
TITANIC (2)Total Indifference Triggered A Needless Iceberg Collision. Roger Williams
Transport
History
People & Relationships:Disaster
TITHETenth Income To Him Eternal Jan Morgan - blessings coming when this is submitted to the Lord
Religion
Commerce:Money
TITSThe Infant Thirstily Suckles Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Body Parts
TITS (2)They 'Inflate' Tight Sweaters Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Body Parts
TITS (3)They're Intended To Seduce Patricia Rix
Science:Biology:Body Parts
TITS (4)They Invite Tender Sucking Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Body Parts
TITTERThis Is Too True, Embarrassing Really Tony McCoy O'Grady
Laughter
TITTIEThat Is Too Tricky, Internet Explorer x_Player1_x: most of the settings are hidden deeply within Internet Explorer's options.
Computers:Internet:Web browsers
TITUSThis Is Telling Us Something. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion:Bible books
TITUS ANDRONICUSTragedy Invites Tragedy Until, Suffering Amputation, News Detailing Rape Ordains New Indecent Carnage Upon Stage Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Titus Andronicus
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Titus Andronicus
TLAThree-Letter Acronym Jeff Kelley, who was, at the time of authorship, employed as a research scientist at a company whose name was, itself, a TLA. Note: Some sticklers would use the variation: Three Letter Abbreviation since it's kind of hard to pronounce the "word" TLA (though you CAN do it if you've had enough coffee).
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
TOASTTwo On A Standard Toaster Angela Brett
Food & Drink
TOAST (2)Took Off And Stranded Termagant Patricia Rix (toast is what you would be if you did that)
People & Relationships
TOBACCOToxic Orally Breathed Abomination Creates Cancerous Odor On the school bus I saw some jerk puffing a cigarette right before he got on, and I started thinking acronyms.
Drugs:Tobacco
TO BE OR NOT TO BEThe Option's Between Enduring One's Repetitive Nightmare, Or To Terminate One's Breathing Existence TMcCO'G referring to Hamlet's famous soliloquy musing on suicide.
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays
Assorted Phrases
TODAYS"That's" Out-Dated After Yesterday's Sunset TMcCO'G
Time
TODAYS (2)Time's Onceness Declares Against Your Structure TMcCO'G - I accept that one can have more than one "yesterday" and also more than one "tomorrow", but surely there can be only one 'today", as it is a 'now' thing and therefore a 'once-only offer'. (There used to be a TV programme called "All Our Yesterdays", and Shakespeare wrote "tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow".)
Time
TODAY WE CELEBRATEThe Orwellian Doom About Year Went... Enlightened Computing Employees Left Electric Blue/Brother's Regime And Turned Easeward. Angela Brett, while watching the famous '1984' Macintosh ad on its 20th anniversary. The ad begins with 'Today we celebrate...' which, although referring to something completely different in the ad, is true as we celebrate the Mac's 20th birthday. 'Electric Blue' or 'Electric Brother' refers to Big Blue (IBM) which plays the part of Big Brother in the ad. 'Easeward' means 'toward ease'. I decided that with the similarity to Eastward it sounded almost good enough to be a real word.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
Time:Special Occasions
TOESTen Occupy Everyday Shoes. Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Body Parts
TOFUType Of Food? Ugh! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink
TOFU (2)Teeth Often Feel Unpleasant Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink
TOILEDTired Operative. I Laboured Endlessly Daily TMcCO'G
Assorted Verbs
TOILETTrousers Off, I Leave Excreta There Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Buildings:The 'Little Room'
TOILET (2)This Odd Invention Likes Eating Turds Apronymous Anonymous
Places:Buildings:The 'Little Room'
TOKYOTantalizing Orient, Kimonos You Obviously Jan Morgan -- most people who go to Japan usually buy a kimino for a souvenir thus the idea kimonos you obviously.
Places:Towns & Cities
TOMTwin, Often Male Angela Brett (Thomas means 'twin')
Names:First names:Male
TOM (2)Totally Observant Man Jan Morgan -- someone I know
Names:First names:Male
TOM HANKSThis Oscar Man Has Another Near Knockout Showing Rico Leffanta
Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses
TOMMIETrooper, Or Military Man, In England Tony McCoy O'Grady
Military:Ranks
TON (2)Two Over Ninetyeight Tony McCoy O'Grady
Sports & Recreation
TONSILTissue Or New Son-In-Law Rico Leffanta
Science:Biology:Body Parts
People & Relationships:Family
TONYTerribly Ornery Nutter, Yes? Jeff Anonymous
Names:Acronymists
TONY (2)Talker Of Nonsensical Yammerings Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:First names:Male
Names:Acronymists
TONY (3)This One's Not Young Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:Acronymists
TONY (4)Thousand Of 'Nyms Yielded Tony McCoy O'Grady and Angela Brett
Names:Acronymists
TONY (5)Tubs Of Natural Yoghurt Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:You Are What You Eat
TONY (6)Testicles Of Neutered Yak! Tony McCoy O'Grady (apparently 'sweetbreads' are considered a delicacy)
Names:You Are What You Eat
TONY (7)Tasted One Nut Yesterday Patricia Rix
Names:You Are What You Eat
TONY BLAIRTired Of Nation's Yelling, British Leader Attacks Iraq Regardless Chris Kjelgaard
Names:Famous people:Politicians
TONY BLAIR (2)Thinking Of New York, Bush Lapdog Accepts Inferior's Role Chris Kjelgaard
Names:Famous people:Politicians
TONY BLAIR (3)Tony Out? Not Yet - Bush Lackey Acts Innocent, Regretful Chris Kjelgaard
Names:Famous people:Politicians
TONY BLAIR (4)Tony's Office Nervous, Yellow - Blair's Louts Accuse Irresponsible Reporters Chris Kjelgaard
Names:Famous people:Politicians
TONY BLAIR (5)Tony's On Next - Yet Blair Lies At Inquiry's Review? Chris Kjelgaard
Names:Famous people:Politicians
TONY BLAIR (6)Tony's Opponents Nod Yes, Britain Lacked Accurate Intelligence Reports Chris Kjelgaard
Names:Famous people:Politicians
TONY BLAIR (7)Tony's Office Not Yielding - Britain Leery About Iraqi Rockets Chris Kjelgaard
Names:Famous people:Politicians
TONY BLAIR (8)Threat Over? No. Young Blair Left Afearing Iraq's Revenge Chris Kjelgaard
Names:Famous people:Politicians
TONY BLAIR (9)Theatre Operations Now Yore, Britain's Large Army Is Relieved Chris Kjelgaard
Names:Famous people:Politicians
TONY BLAIR (10)Tony's Office Now Yearns Broadcaster's Libels Aren't Indeed Right Chris Kjelgaard
Names:Famous people:Politicians
TONY BLAIR (11)Tony's Office Now Yokes Broadcaster, Lambasts All Its Reporters Chris Kjelgaard
Names:Famous people:Politicians
TONY BLAIR (12)Tony's Out, Now Yeomanry Believes Lied About Iraq's Rockets Chris Kjelgaard
Names:Famous people:Politicians
TONY BLAIR (13)Turn-Over Next Year? Blair Left Assessing Iraq Regrets Chris Kjelgaard
Names:Famous people:Politicians
TONY BLAIR (14)Turn-Over Next Year? Britain Leans Appreciably, Implacably Right Chris Kjelgaard
Names:Famous people:Politicians
TONY BLAIR (15)Tough On Nasty Yobs But Lacking Assurance In Responsibility John Richard Jones
Names:Famous people:Politicians
TONY BLAIR (16)Thoughtless Overconfident Narcissistic Yuppie Behaving Like An Idiot Reformed John Richard Jones
Names:Famous people:Politicians
TONYNESSThis Once! (Noting Your Nous Earned Several Similarly.) Angela Brett, in response to ANGELANESS.
Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words
TONY'S BIRTHDAY (AGAIN!)Think One New Year Should Be Important? Really, There're Heaps Done Already. You're Aging Gradually, Another Increment's Nothing! Angela Brett, hoping Tony's birthday was more interesting than the apronym implies. Alternative wording could be '...You're Approaching Geriatricity...'
Time:Special Occasions
TOO GOOD FOR EDWINThat's Outrageous! Obviously Goodness Of Others Doesn't Force One's Rejection. Everyone Deserves Win, Inferiority's Nonexistant. Angela Brett, when Edwin said on the forum that we're too good for him.
People & Relationships
TOOKThe Opposite Of Koha Edwin Hermann (Koha is a Maori word for gift)
Assorted Verbs
TOO LATEThe Opening's Over - Like All Things Eventually Tony McCoy O'Grady
Time
TOOTHBRUSHTo Osculate Odourlessly, This Has Been Religiously Used. Scrub Hard! Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene:Beauty Products
TOOTSIEThis 'Outing' Of Transvestite Scheme Is Entertaining Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:Movies
TOPLESS BARTake Out Penis Let Everyone See Size Before Arrest Results Rico Leffanta
Places:Buildings
TOPLESS BARSTouch Omnivorous Pussy Let Everyone See Sighs Before Audience Responds Senselessly Rico Leffanta
Places:Buildings
TOP QUARKTruly Obese Particle! Qrious? Use A Recent Kit. Angela Brett, who apologises for the Qrious cheat, but it's better than yet another 'Quite'. ('Top' is the heaviest of the six types of QUARK... along with UP QUARK, DOWN QUARK, STRANGE QUARK,CHARM QUARK and BOTTOM QUARK. Because of the immense amount of energy needed to create a top quark, it was not possible until recently.)
Science:Physics:Particles
TOPS AND TAILSTony Out-Performs Stunningly! Are New Devisings The Apogee, Indicating Lasting Success? Tony McCoy O'Grady, after creating near-unbeatable first and last acronyms for each letter.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
TORCH SINGERThey Only Render Choral Harmonies Suggesting Infatuations Never Get Explicitly Requited. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:Music
TORNTwo Offer; Ruin Night Angela Brett (being torn between two offers can ruin an indecisive person's night)
People & Relationships
TORONTOToo Obviously Rates Oneself Near Top Outlook Patricia Rix
Places:Towns & Cities:Canada
TORONTO (2)The Ornithological Residents Often Need Thawing Out Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Towns & Cities:Canada
TORONTO, CANADAThe Ontario Residence Of Nearly Tenth Of Country, And Near America! Don't Ask. Angela Brett (It seems odd that something like 6% of the population lives in a city so near AMERICA)
Places:Towns & Cities:Canada
TORPEDOThey Often Roamed Pacific Exploding Destroyers Overhead Tony McCoy O'Grady
Military:Weapons
TORTTwist Out Revenue Tidily Jeff Anonymous, since 'tort' comes from the Latin 'torquere' 'to twist'
People & Relationships:Law & Order
TOTALThe Opposite To A Little Edwin Hermann
Assorted Nouns
TOTAL (2)The Overall Tally And Lot Edwin Hermann
Assorted Nouns
TO THE ATTENTION OFTo Open This Heed Exact Address - Then Try Ensuring Next Toucher Is One Named Only - Finished Tony McCoy O'Grady, who thinks the person who sought this may have been looking for "For the atten..."
Communication
TOTODILETrainer Of This Ought Dodge Its Labial Embrace Angela Brett (Totodile is Pokemon #158)
Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon
TOUCHED BY AN ANGELThankful Of Unusual Cherubs Helping Everyones Dreams, Best Yearnings Actually Notices Accompaniment Nurturing Gets Endearing Lessons Jan Morgan -- A television show about angels who solve people's problems, answer prayers, accompany people and teach lessons
Religion
Entertainment:TV shows
TOUCHSTONEThe Outwardly Urbane Clown - His Sylvan Tryst Opens New Emotions Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's As You Like It
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:As You Like It
TOWEL DAYThe Occasion When Everybody Loves Douglas Adams. Yay! Angela Brett (International Towel Day, in honour of the late Douglas ADAMS and the superlatively useful towel, is on May 25th - see http://towelday.org for details.)
Time:Special Occasions
Household Objects:Towels
TOWELSTake Off Watery Excess / Liquid Surplus Tony McCoy O'Grady, on TOWEL DAY
Household Objects:Towels
TOWNIEThis One Will Never Investigate Environment Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships
TOYThis Occupies Youngsters Angela Brett
Entertainment:Toys
TOY (2)To Occupy Youth Jan Morgan
Entertainment:Toys
TOYOTAThrown Out - You're On The Asphalt Angela Brett
Transport:Car Makes & Models
TRACKSTARTo Run Around Circles, Kick Sydney To Australia Repetitiously Rico Leffanta
Sports & Recreation
TRACYTravels Rarely, Activities Ceased Yesterday Jan Morgan
Names:First names
TRACY (2)Treacherous Raunchy Adult Controls Yob Jan Morgan
Names:First names
TRACY (3)Tackled Real Addiction Carefully Yesterday Jan Morgan - someone I know
Names:First names
TRAFFICThe Roads Are Full - Frustration Is Common. Angela Brett
Transport
TRAFFIC (2)Tyrants Rushing Around Feeling Ferocious Inside Cars Charlie
Transport
TRAINTransporting Resources And Interconnecting Nations Sean Lamb
Transport:Trains
TRAIN (2)Two Rails Are Invariantly Near Angela Brett
Transport:Trains
TRAININGThick Recruits And Inductees Need Instruction, Not Guesswork Tony McCoy O'Grady
Education
TRAINING (2)Teaching Responsibility And Integrity, Necessities In Next Generation Angela Brett
Education
TRAIN SERVICETracks Run Around Island Nation, So Each Remote Village Is Connected Effectively Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport:Trains
TRAITSTalk, Read, Apronymise, Improvise, Test, Select/Submit! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. TRAITS = Proper Subset of "Traits of Apronymist."
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
TRAJECTORYThe Rounded Arc Javelins Exhibit / Career Track Of Redundant Yuppie Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships
Sports & Recreation
Science:Physics
TRANIOTrades Roles And Now Is Overlord Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's The Taming of the Shrew
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:The Taming of the Shrew
TRANQUIL PLACEThis Room's A Nice Quiet Undisturbed Idyll. Lie Prone, Loosening As Calmness Embraces Angela Brett
Places
Sports & Recreation:Relaxation
TRANSITIONTeach Recruits About New Software Incrementally, Try It Out Naturally. Angela Brett
Assorted Nouns
TRANSITION (2)To Reach A New Situation, I Think Interim's Obviously Needed Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Nouns
TRANSPORTTo Recapture Anthony's Natural Supremacy, Propose One Registers TRANSPORT Tony McCoy O'Grady, along with 38 other TRANSPORT acronyms so that he'd recapture the honour of 'Most expansions of the same word/phrase.'
Transport
TRANSPORT (2)Trains Running Across Nations Should Proceed On Rigid Tracks. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport
TRANSPORT (3)Tarred Roads Arranged Networkwise Speed Progress Or Rolling Tyres Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport
TRANSPORT (4)Those Regulating A National System, Perchance, Optimise Roads & Trains Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport
TRANSPORT (5)Tax Receipts Are Normally Subsidising Passengers On Rural Trains Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport
TRANSPORT (6)Tourists Regularly And Needlessly Squander Petrol On Recreational Travel Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport
TRANSPORT (7)To Restrict A Nation's Silly Peregrinations Often Requires Taxation Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport
TRANSPORT (8)To Ruin A Nation's Scenic Properties Organise Roads & Traintracks Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport
TRANSPORT (9)Toll Roads Are Not Something People Openly Respond To Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport
TRANSPORT (10)Traffic Requires A Nimble Spryness Pedestrians Often Resort To Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport
TRANSPORT (11)Those Running Airlines Never Supply Parachutes ... Or Rescue Training Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport
TRANSPORT (12)To Reach A Nippy Speed, Prime One's Rocket Thrusters Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport
TRANSPORT (13)To Record A New Speed People Operate Rocket Technology Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport
TRANSPORT (14)Top Racers Are Now Safely Propelled On Rubber Tyres Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport
TRANSPORT (15)They Rumble Across Night Skies - Pockets Of Rolling Thunder Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport
TRANSPORT (16)Triple-Riggers Are Now Somewhat Passe Over Routes Traditional Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport
TRANSPORT (17)To Really Appreciate Nature, Silently Pedal Over Rugged Terrain Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport
TRANSPORT (18)To Reach Altitudes New - Set Perpendicular One Rocket's Trajectory Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport
TRANSPORT (19)Though Rollerblades Are New, Skates' Popularity Outdates Recent Technology Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport
TRANSPORT (20)Through Recklessly Abusing Narcotics Swimmers Pump Out Record Times Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport
TRANSPORT (21)Thermals Rise, Allowing Navigators Soar Powerlessly Over Rolling Territory Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport
TRANSPORT (22)To Race Against Norwegians Scott's Polar Outfit Risked Themselves Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport
TRANSPORT (24)The Rapidity Achieved Nowadays Supersedes Previous Outrageous Record Times Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport
TRANSPORT (25)To Rebel Against Nature's 'Suction' - Parachute Opens Resisting Terminalvelocity Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport
TRANSPORT (26)Turbulent Rapids Are Navigable Sometimes - Provided Oar's Rigorously Thrust Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport
TRANSPORT (27)'To Rise Above' - NASA's Space Projects Of Recent Times Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport
TRANSPORT (28)Travellers Reactions Are Nausea - Seas Pounding Or Rolling Terrifyingly Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport
TRANSPORT (29)Too-Rapid Acceleration Needs Skilful Pilots - Or Ruin Threatens Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport
TRANSPORT (30)Those Riding Animals Need Saddles, Packhorses Only Require Tack Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport
TRANSPORT (31)Tried Running Amongst Nettles Shoelessly? Perhaps One Requires Trainers Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport
TRANSPORT (32)To Race Across Norway? Skis! & Plently Of Rigorous Training Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport
TRANSPORT (33)Thor's Ra's Aquatic Navigations Showed Prowess Of Rafting Travellers Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport
TRANSPORT (34)Tankers Reach Astonishing New Sizes - Probing Oceans Remoter Tracts Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport
TRANSPORT (35)Think Remote Aliens Need Saucers? Pah! One Requires Treatment Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport
TRANSPORT (36)Tired Rovers Are Needing Sleep - Pullman Originated Redesigned Trains Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport
TRANSPORT (37)Travel Rapidly Across Newfallen Snow... Perhaps One Rides Toboggans Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport
TRANSPORT (38)Those Rigid Airships Needed Skilful Piloting Or Restraining Tethering Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport
TRANSPORT (39)Tony Reached Acronym Nadir. So Produced Overblown Response - Transport! Eric Bridgstock
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
TRANSPORT (40)Touring Rockies And Newfoundland, Sending Payment Overseas, Recorded Transaction Eric Bridgstock
Transport
TRANSPORT (41)Typos Rushed Across - New Spelling Properly On Right Track Eric Bridgstock, while pointing out some mistakes in Tony's TRANSPORT acronyms.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
TRANSPORT (42)Tony's Reinstated At Number 1, Superior Position On Reacronymising Things. Angela Brett
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
TRANSPORT (43)To Reliably Assist Navigation, Ships & Planes Operate Radar Technology Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport
TRANSPORT (44)Those Running A Navy Should 'Press Only Reliable Tars Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport
TRANSPORT (45)To Remotest Arctic Navigators, Satellite Positioning Offers Reliable Tracking Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport
TRANSPORT (46)These Really Ain't New. Stop Posing Over Redoing Transport Eric Bridgstock
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
TRANSPORT (48)Terrain's Rough And Nettlesome; Someone Perhaps Oughta Rent Trucks Patricia Rix
Transport
TRASHTemporarily Records Are Stored Here Angela Brett, referring to the Trash on the Macintosh
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
TRASH (2)Things Relocated At Scrap Heap Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Nouns
TRASH (3)Toss Ruined & Abandoned Stuff Here. Roger Williams
Assorted Nouns
TRAUMATeeth Rearranged Alignment, Uninvited Misfortune Attributed Jan Morgan
Science:Biology:Healthcare
TRAVELTourists Roam Around Viewing Exotic Locations. Angela Brett
Sports & Recreation:Travel
TREATYThe Rights Exchanged Are Tested Yearly Angela Brett
Politics
TREEThis Recycles Essential Elements Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Plants:Trees
TREE (2)Tall Redwood: Excellent Example! Roger Williams
Science:Biology:Plants:Trees
TREE (3)Tropical Resident, Enthusiastically Eradicated! Roger Williams
Science:Biology:Plants:Trees
TREE (4)Timber Repository Eagerly Exploited. Roger Williams
Science:Biology:Plants:Trees
TREESTruly Recyclable Earth-Enhancing Subjects Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Plants:Trees
TREES (2)Tough, Resistant Evergreens' Eternal Summer Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Plants:Trees
TREKTravels Retro Event Knowledgeably Jan Morgan -- referring to the pioneer trek and recreations of it
History
TRENCHERThe Recently Educated (Now Certificated) Hurl 'Eadgear, Rejoicing. Angela Brett, a few weeks before graduating.
Household Objects:Clothing:Academic Regalia
TRENDTime Related/Repeated Events. "Now" Determines/Developments. Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Assorted Nouns
TRIALTricky Reasoning Is Almost Laughable Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Law & Order
TRIAL (2)Two Rival Ideas About Law Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Law & Order
TRIAL (3)To Rally/Reconcile Interpretations And Loopholes Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Law & Order
TRIALSTormented Reprehensible Indignations, Angrily Loses Some Jan Morgan
People & Relationships
TRIANGLEThis Rattles If Agitated - Needs, Generally, Little Experience Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:Music:Instruments
TRIANGULARThis Really Is A Nice Geometric Unit... Lines Are Reduced. Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics:Geometry
TRIATHLONTry Running In Australia; The Heat Leaves Organs Numb Rico Leffanta
Sports & Recreation
TRICKERTREATThat's Real Intrigue... Camouflaged Known Expander Rattled The Regulars. Eventually: AHA! Tony! Angela Brett (see AHA and GUILTY)
Communication:Acronyms Forums:Mystery Posters
TRICYCLEThree Round Items - Can Your Child Learn Easily Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport
TRINCULOTrenchant Royal Idiot - Nagging Contains Usually 'Learned' Observations Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's The Tempest
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:The Tempest
TRINIDAD & TOBAGOThis Republic Is Now Independent - Drilling And Developing Their Oil Business Aids Growing Opulence. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
TRINITY CHRISTIAN ACADEMYTeachers Really Intimidate Nobody. Instead, They Yak. Can He Really Intimidate Students That Interrupt Another Notorious Academic Class? All Dimwits Evade Men Yelling. Peter & Christina - We both attend Trinity Christian Academy, a fine institute of learning.
Education:Schools
TRIOThree Rolled Into One Angela Brett
Assorted Nouns
TRIPLESThree Repetitions Is Plenty. Let's Enjoy Singles. Sean Lamb (after hearing the same song over and over again on commercial radio, it's time for something else)
Entertainment:Music
TRIPLETThird Related Infant - Parents Love Each Tenderly TMcCO'G
People & Relationships:Family
TRIPLETSThree Related Infants Psychically Linked Eternally Together Somehow Roger Williams
People & Relationships:Family
TRISTRAMTragically Roused Iseult's Sentiments, This Really Angered Mark. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Myths & Legends:Arthurian Legend
TRIVIATiresome Recollection? It's Very Interesting Actually Tony McCoy O'Grady
Main
TROCHOIDTracing Rolling Of Circle Has One Immediately Dizzy! Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics:Geometry
TROGLODYTEThe Result Of Generations Living Or Dying, Yearning To Evolve Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Animals
TROGLODYTE (2)This Reeking Old Geezer Lived On Dinosaurs Yet Triumphantly Evolved Patricia Rix
Science:Biology:Animals
TROGLODYTE (3)This Reeking Old Geezer Lived On Dinosaurs Yesterday: Tomorrow's Epicurean George Rix, as a modification of Patricia's TROGLODYTE (2)
Science:Biology:Animals
TRUDYTruly Reliable Unusual Dear Yin Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
TRUE LOVE'Terminal' Romance Usually Ensures Lots Of Valentines Exchanged Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
TRUISMThe Ruddy Usual Inane Sentence - Meaningless! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Main
TRUTHThey Round Up The Hoodlums Tony McCoy O'Grady, after completing the marathon TRUTH, JUSTICE, AND THE AMERICAN WAY.
MacGirl & KeyBoard
TRUTH (2)Teach Religious/Reasonable Understanding To Humanity Jan Morgan
Religion
TSARThe Sovereign Amongst Russians. Roger Williams
Politics
T-SHIRTThe Slave Had Infusions Ready - Teatime! Angela Brett (T-shirt was T-BAG's T-Caddy, whose duty was to keep her magical powers strong by making endless cups of tea from the leaves of her evil T-Plant.)
Entertainment:TV shows
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters
TSUNAMIThe Shock Underwriters Never Absorb Making Intercourse Rico Leffanta
Science
TUAThe Under-Achiever Angela Brett, when boxer David Tua failed to win the title of world heavyweight champion.
Names:Famous people
TUBETrains Underground Beneath England Eric Bridgstock
Transport
TUBERCULOSISThe Uneasy Breathing Erodes Resilience, Causing Unhurried Loss Of Strength In Sufferer. Angela Brett, when it was thought that Steve might have tuberculosis.
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
TUESDAYTired, Useless, Energy Sapped? Devour A Yogurt Tony McCoy O'Grady
Time:Weekdays
TUNATheir Unknown Numbers Abate Angela Brett
Food & Drink
Science:Biology:Animals
TUNA (2)The Undiscriminating Netting Abandoned Angela Brett
Food & Drink
Science:Biology:Animals
TUNASThey're Usually Nice Accompanying Salad Angela Brett
Food & Drink
Science:Biology:Animals
TUNISIATemperate Up North, In South It's Arid. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
TURBOTried Using Regaine... Baldness Ongoing! My name is David & my old roommates nickname is Turbo, who is going bald.
Names
TURDThe Usual Rectal Dirt Angela Brett
Science:Biology
TURKEYThey Unmercifully Repress Kurds Even Yet. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
TURKEY (2)Thousands Unnecessarily Rudely Killed Every Year Santa Claus
Food & Drink
Science:Biology:Animals:Birds
TURKMENISTANThey Until Recently Kept Moscow's Edicts, Now Independent - Some Think Autonomy Novel. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
TURNIPThis Unremarkable Root Never Inspires Passion Angela Brett
Food & Drink
TURTLEThey Unerringly Return To Lay Eggs TMcCO'G referring to how the females of many breeds of turtle return to the beach where they hatched out, to lay their eggs. After many years of wandering all over the ocean this indicates an uncanny sense of direction.
Science:Biology:Animals
TUSHTwin Undulations, Sit Here. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Body Parts
TVTime's Valuable! Angela Brett, since TV tends to waste a lot of time.
Entertainment:TV shows
TV NEWSTo View Notable Events, Watch Screen. Angela Brett
Communication
TWADDLEThose With Attitude Disorders Don't Like Experts John Richard Jones
People & Relationships
TWAINThis Writer Authored Interesting Novels Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Writers
TWENTYThey Won't Even Notice The Year Angela Brett, on her 20th birthday.
Time:Age
TWENTY (2)Thanks Woz, Enjoyed Nattering To You Angela Brett, after Steve Wozniak called to wish her a happy 20th birthday.
Time:Age
TWENTY (3)That Woman Eventually Notched Twenty Years! Eric Bridgstock
Time:Age
TWINETwisted Wiry Inventions Not Everlasting Angela Brett and Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects:Threads & Fabric
TWINE (2)Thinness Will Induce Non-Existence Angela Brett
Household Objects:Threads & Fabric:Edible(?)
TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STARTiny White Irridescent Night-Kindled Light Ever Twinkling While I Now Know Little Except Light Is Terribly Tiny Like Expensive Stones That Are Rare Patricia Rix
Art & Literature:Nursery Rhymes
TWINSTwo Weaned Individuals Needing Sustenance Jan Morgan
People & Relationships:Family
TWISSThis Wordy Idiot Slandered, Somesay Jeff Anonymous (There is a tale about an Englishman called Richard Twiss who got a chamber pot named after him for slandering Ireland)
Places:Buildings:The 'Little Room'
TWISTThis Will Involve Some Turning. Angela Brett
Assorted Verbs
TWIST (2)Terpsichory Which Identified Sixties Teenagers Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:Music
TWIST (3)Torque Wrench Imparts Serious Tension Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Verbs
TWISTEDTruly Wicked Individual Still Trying Evil Deeds Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
TWISTED (2)Turning Will Instill Style, Thus Elaborating Design Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Adjectives
TWITCHThere's Windoze In This Computer... Help! Angela Brett
Computers:Windows
TWOSTo/Time (Wonderful October) Standard! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. TWOS! set: {Standard Time, Daylight Time}
Time
Science:Mathematics:Numbers
TYBALTTake Your Blade And Lunge Through Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Romeo and Juliet
TYRETube, Yet Rotates Evenly Eric Bridgstock
Transport:Car Parts
TYROThis Youth Requires Orientation. Roger Williams
People & Relationships
TZARThis Zombie's A Ruler! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Politics
TZIGANETrying Zany Iconoclast Gypsies Antics, Not Ethical Jan Morgan
People & Relationships:Nationalities & Races
AAAlways Alkaline Jeff Anonymous (on the rareness of carbon-zinc and nickel-metal hydride AA batteries. ya can usually only get alkaline and rechargable alkaline)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
AAAAvailable As Alkaline Dustan Dowsing, who resorted to acronymising battery sizes in an attempt to get the overall first acronym.
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
AAAAAlso Available As Alkaline Dustan Dowsing
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
AALAAromas Arouse Limpid Affairs Rico Leffanta (Aala is a town - and Honolulu park - on the island of Oaha, Hawaii. Aala='fragrance')
Places:Towns & Cities:USA
A AND A EQUALS BAlphabetic Algebra Never Dies. Appealling Equations Quite Useful, Although Lacking Spelling Beauty. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Mathematics
AARDVARKAn Arrant Rogue, Decadent & Valueless! A Rampaging Kleptomaniac Tony McCoy O'Grady - an attempt to get the first entry in the list and the first pupil on the SuperBaddy school roll
MacGirl & KeyBoard:Supervillains
AARONAlways Aims Rifle On Needlepoint Rico Leffanta
Names:First names:Male
AARON THE MOORArranges Amputation - Reels Off Nauseating Tragedies He's Effected, Mocking Opinions On Remorse Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Titus Andronicus
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Titus Andronicus
AASLEAGHAwful Alcohol's Still Left, & Everyone's Already Got Hangovers! Angela Brett (Aasleagh is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as being, 'A liqueur made only for drinking at the end of a revoltingly long bottle party when all the drinkable drink has been drunk.'
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
ABACTORAgricultural Baddy - A Cattle Thief (Obsolete Remark) Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Criminals
ABACUSAbundant Beads, Addition & Calculation Utility System. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Mathematics
ABACUS (2)All Beads Are Calculated Using Slides Rico Leffanta
Science:Mathematics
ABASHAstound, Bring About Shame, Humiliate. Angela Brett
Assorted Verbs
ABATTOIRAnimals Bleed And Then They're Offered In Repast Angela Brett
Food & Drink
Places:Buildings
ABBAAgnate Biblically Begat Adam Angela Brett
Religion
ABBREVIATIONSA Bit Big... Remove Excess Vowels (It Ain't Troublesome If One's Not Speaking) Angela Brett
Words & Wordplay
ABBREVIATIONS OF WORDSA Border Between Reading/ Enscribing & Vocalising Is Apparent, Though It's Often Not Seen... Orally Flustering 'WWW' Offers Real Dilemma Sometimes. Angela Brett, who thinks it's silly that people speak 'WWW', which is only an abbreviation in writing, and write things like 'Meg' and 'Gig' which are abbreviations for speaking but longer than the acceptable written abbreviations MB and GB.
Words & Wordplay
ABCAlpha Born Coder! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Science:Linguistics
ABC (2)Alphabet Backwards' Coda. Angela Brett
Science:Linguistics
A B CEE DEES OF LIFE!Almighty Beautiful Craft: Earth. Eve: Devil's/Deception Eatingly Entertained. Sinners Offered Forgiveness. Life/Love/Law Intact Forever. Emmanuel! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Religion
A B CEES OF LIFE!Apronymists Bravely Create Expansions, Enthusiastically Submit, Opportune Finds, Learned Innovatively. Fact: Expansion! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
ABEIGHAloof, But Especially In Gaelic Highlands Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
ABELAdam's Boy, Eve's Lad Angela Brett
Names:First names:Male
Religion
ABEL (2)A Briefly Experienced Life Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:First names:Male
Religion
ABETAid By Encouraging Transgression Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Law & Order
ABHORAny Boy Having Orgasm Responsibly Rico Leffanta
Assorted Verbs
ABIOGENESISA Biont Is Originated - Great, Except Not Explicable. Surrounding Inanimate Substance. Angela Brett
Science:Biology
ABIOGENESIS (2)A Biont Isn't Often Generated Except Near Existing Sentience - It's Strange. Angela Brett
Science:Biology
ABLACTATIONA Baby's Left Annoyed 'Cause That Alimentary Tipple Isn't On Nipple. Angela Brett
Science:Biology
ABNEGATEAbsolute Baloney - Never Even Given A Thought, Ever. Angela Brett
Assorted Verbs
ABNORMAL DATA TYPEAll Bytes Not On Required Memory Alignment, Long Doubles Are Torn Apart, Then Your Program Explodes/Exits. Angela Brett, in response to an unsuccessful search. (An alternative ending is 'Then Your Program's Executed' where Executed has a double meaning.)
Computers:Programming
ABNORMAL IRISHAnti-British Nationalists Often Rebelled, Mounting A Lacklustre Insurrection. Result Is Sad History Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Nationalities & Races
ABORTIONA Baby Only Remains 'Til It's Ordered Not Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Family
Science:Biology:Healthcare
ABOUT THE STACKAcronyms Brought Out Unusual Talent, This HyperCard Engine Stored Them Alongside Cumulated Knowledge. Angela Brett, who thought she ought to acronymise the title of the page at http://acronyms.co.nz/about.html since it's in capitals.
Computers:Internet:Apronyms Website:Page Titles
ABRAMA Brownish Red, Auburn Modernly. Angela Brett
Assorted Adjectives:Colours
A BRIDGE TOO FARArnhem! British Resolute In Defence.... Germans Encircle Them (Only Original Film About Rhine). Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:Movies
ABSENCE MAKES THE HEART GROW FONDERA Brief Stint Elsewhere... Now Curiously Everyone Misses And Keeps Enthusiastically Supporting Thee. Hurry Ever Homewards. Every Acquaintance Registers True Grief Remarking On Wanderer's Future. Oh, Nomad Desist Errantry - Return! Angela Brett and Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Phrases:Sayings
ABSTRUSEA Bit Strange:- To Readily Understand - Seek Explanation Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Adjectives
ABUNCHAA Big Unitary Number - Covers Hundreds, Apparently. Tony McCoy O'Grady, when protesting Jeff's use of 'Abuncha' as one word in an acronym
Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words
ABUNCHA (2)Angela Believes Unusual Novelties Can Have Acceptance? Tony McCoy O'Grady
Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words
ABUNDANTAll But Uncountable... Never Did Anyone Need Total Angela Brett
Assorted Adjectives
ACARIDA Compact Arachnid - Rarely Isn't Dronish. Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Insects
ACATALECTICAuthors Can Achieve This - A Little Extra Care That It's Correct. Angela Brett
Art & Literature
ACATAMATHESIAAfflicted Can't Apprehend That Anything Means Anything, Though Has Every Sense - It's Absurd! Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
ACCIDENTSAre Caused - Chiefly Involving Derelict Events, Normally Through Stupidity Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Disaster
ACCOMPLISHAchieving Completely Can Often Mean Praise's Lavished - I Sense Happiness Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Verbs
ACCOUNTANTAll Cash Counted Out Using Numeracy Techniques - And No Theft! Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
ACCOUNTINGAre Cash Controls Operating Usefully, Need To Investigate Negative Growth Tony McCoy O'Grady
Commerce
ACCRUEA Chap(ess) Could Refuse Unnecessary Eclat Santa Claus (see SANTA CLAUS (2))
Communication:Acronyms Forums:Mystery Posters
ACEROUSA Careful Extraction Revokes Only Unicorn's Significance Angela Brett
Science:Biology
Art & Literature:Myths & Legends:Mythical Creatures
ACHEAnybody Can Hurt Everywhere Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
ACHILLESArrogant Champion - He Is Lottery Loser - Ending Sulks Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Troilus and Cressida
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Troilus and Cressida
ACIDA Corrosive Ingredient, Definitely. Angela Brett
Science:Chemistry
A CLEAN JOKEA Charming Laugh Ensues After Novel Jester Omits Kinky Elements Tony McCoy O'Grady
Laughter
ACMEA Company Manufacturing Encouragement Tony McCoy O'Grady, after he suggested that Angela's ENCOURAGEMENT probably came from the ACME people the coyote always got his stuff from.
Commerce:Companies
ACME (2)Abuse Case Management Expertise Tony (no connection to any Wile E Coyote purchases!)
People & Relationships:Abuse:Sexually Abusive Youth Program
ACNEAdolescents Can Not Escape Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene
ACQUISITION SOFTWAREAnyone Can Quickly Understand Its Significance... It Trawls Information On Networks Searching Only For The Worthwhile And Relevant Essays Angela Brett
Computers
ACRO FORTHCOMINGA Crazy Rendition Of Frazes. Openly Readable Text, Hyper Card On Macintosh. I'm No Goofball ;) Jeff Anonymous
Assorted Phrases
ACRONYM (3)Apple Computers Rather Obviously Need Your Money Tony McCoy O'Grady
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
ACRONYM (5)All Concealed, Revealed Only Now You Meditate Gavin Lambert
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
ACRONYM (6)Abbreviated Coded Rendition Of Name Yielding Meaning Acronymous Anonymous
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
ACRONYM (7)A Condensed Representation Outlining Neatly Your Meaning Angela Brett and Tony McCoy O'Grady
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
ACRONYM (8)Amazing, Cacophonous Riot Of Nonsensical Yokel's Mutterings Glenn Byers
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
ACRONYM (9)Almost Concealed. Remnant Only Nudges Your Memory. Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Inspired by Gavin's ACRONYM (5)
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
ACRONYMANIAA Crazed Response Or Neurosis You May Acquire, Naturally, Inventing Acronyms Tony McCoy O'Grady
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
ACRONYMANIACAlphabetically Creative Ranter's Overactive Noodle Yields Many Acronymic Niceties. It's Absolutely Crazy! Angela Brett
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
ACRONYM CHECKERAngela's Cocoa Resource, Only Not Yet Made Complete. Has Extra Capabilites (Keenly Expected) Reserved Tony McCoy O'Grady (see http://cocoa.co.nz/acronymchecker.html)
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Software:Applications
ACRONYM CHECKER (2)Angela's Cocoa Resource (Obviously Not Yet Made Correctly) Helps Everyone Count & Keep Expansions Right Tony McCoy O'Grady - cheekily suggesting that he has minor quibbles with Angela's creation.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Software:Applications
ACRONYMISEAnyone Can Rejuvenate Old Nuances. You Must Investigate Synonyms Extensively. Angela Brett
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
ACRONYMISING TIPSAcronym Creators - Read Our Notes. Your Mentor Is Superlative, Inspiring Nym-Generator... Tony Imparts Precious Suggestions Angela Brett, referring to the Acronymising Tips page at http://acronyms.co.nz/tips.html
Computers:Internet:Apronyms Website:Page Titles
ACRONYMIST ALL OF FAMEAdvice: Click Rodent On Names, You May Instantly See Their Acronyms' Links Listed. On Further For Any Mentioned Expansion. Angela Brett, referring to the list of all acronym contributors (called the 'Acronymist All of Fame') at http://acronyms.co.nz/allcontributors.html
Computers:Internet:Apronyms Website:Page Titles
ACRONYMIST HONOURS LISTAwards Concerning Record Ordering, Numbers, Years (Millennium's Initial 'Spansion's There) Here Our Niche Of Unparalleled 'Riters Shines - Literature Is Superlatively Terrific! Angela Brett, referring to the Acronymist Honours List at http://acronyms.co.nz/honours.html
Computers:Internet:Apronyms Website:Page Titles
ACRONYMISTS' BLOCKAfter Creativity Runs Off Needlessly, Your Mind Is Stuck. Take Some Books & Look Over Complex Knowledge. Tony McCoy O'Grady, saying 'To cure you of the dreaded Acronymists Block, I suggest that you get out your Dictionary, Thesaurus and Encyclopedia and browse at random until inpsiration strikes....'
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
ACRONYM MACHINEAngela's Cerebum Routinely Outputs New (Yes, Maybe Magnificent) Acronyms. Creative Helper Is Not Electronic! Angela Brett, when she tried to expand YOU DON'T WANT TO PANIC and ended up with YOU DON'T WANT TO DRINK THAT, and said that the acronym machine was malfunctioning. You can see pictures of the acronym machine at http://acronyms.co.nz/brain
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
ACRONYMS (2)A Crazy Roundup Of Nonsense You Must See Edwin Hermann
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
ACRONYMS (3)All Clever Rephrasings Of Notions, You Might Say. Angela Brett
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
ACRONYMS (4)Adroitly Created Representations Of Notions, You Might Say. PiMaster, as a modification of ACRONYMS (3)
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
ACRONYMS (5)A Causal Relationship Over Nonsensical Yabbering? Maybe So! Angela Brett
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
ACRONYMS (6)Abundant Crazy Ramblings, Openly Nice, Yippee! My Stars! Jeff Anonymous
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
ACRONYMS (7)Angela Can Reject Obvious Nonsense... You Make Sense! Angela Brett
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
ACRONYMS (8)A Cunning Rogue Offers Novel Yet Mirthful Spellings Tony McCoy O'Grady
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
ACRONYMS (10)Artistically Created 'Rrangements Of Nifty, Yet Mirthful Stuff Tony McCoy O'Grady
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
ACRONYMS (11)Anyone Can Read Our Not-Yet-Mad Scribblings Tony McCoy O'Grady
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
ACRONYMS (12)A Collection, Realistically, Of Nutters. Youthful? Maybe So! Jeff Anonymous
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
ACRONYMS (13)Any Contributors Really Ought Never Yell, 'Me Sane!' Angela Brett
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
ACRONYMS (14)Absolutely Cuckoo -- Requirement Of Next Year's Morpheme-Splitters. Angela Brett
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
ACRONYMS (15)Alphabetically Challenged? Ready Or Not, You're Making Some. Angela Brett
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
ACRONYMS (16)Alphabet Casserole Rounds Off Nicely Your Metaphorical Supper. Angela Brett
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
ACRONYMS (17)Alternative Corny Readings Or Names You Must Submit Carl Brett
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
ACRONYMS (18)Any Casual Remark Or Name You May Shorten Angela Brett - this describes acronyms in general, but this stack/website is not about just any phrase you turn into an acronym... the acronym comes first, and then you think up an expansion to go with it.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
ACRONYMS (19)Anyone Could Recite Oblivious Nonsense... You Make Sense! the little banner dude...
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
ACRONYMS (20)Anyone Can Receive Our Newsletter, You May Subscribe Tony McCoy O'Grady (subscribe to THE ACRONYM TIMES by sending an email to acronymtimes@acronyms.co.nz and saying you want to subscribe. Voluntary subscription fee is one acronym per month.)
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
ACRONYMS (21)Alphabetically Collated Record Of Nutty, Yet Meaningful, 'Spansions Tony McCoy O'Grady
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
ACRONYM SEARCH FORMA Casual Reader Of Netborne Yarns Might Seek Expansions About Relatives... Creativity's Habit-Forming, One Reads More. Angela Brett, who thought she outhg to acronymise the title of the acronym search page at http://acronyms.co.nz/search.html since it's in capitals.
Computers:Internet:Apronyms Website:Page Titles
ACRONYM SEARCH RESULTAfter Conveying Request Over Network, You Might See Expansions And Related Categories. However, Really Eccentric Searches Usually Lack Them. Angela Brett, when the acronym search result for 'acronym search result' was lacking.
Computers:Internet:Apronyms Website:Page Titles
ACRONYMS SO FARA Count Revealing Our Novel Yield... Measurement Shows Signs Our Futile Activity's Rampant! Angela Brett, who thought she ought to acronymise the heading at http://acronyms.co.nz/index.html since it was in capitals.
Computers:Internet:Apronyms Website:Page Titles
ACRONYMS TO USE IN CHAT ROOMSA Casual Remark On Net You Must Shorten... They're Often Untrue Statements, Exaggerated - IRCers Not Chuckling Heartily, Although Typing 'ROFL' Or Other Meaningless Sequence. Angela Brett
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
Computers:Internet
ACRONYM TOURSAre Considered Really Obsolete... Now You'll Migrate To Our (Updated Regularly) Subcategories Angela Brett, because the Acronym Tours at http://acronyms.co.nz/tours haven't been updated for ages, because the CATEGORY LISTINGs at http://acronyms.co.nz/catindex.html are a better way of finding list of acronyms on particular topics. They're update
Computers:Internet:Apronyms Website:Page Titles
ACROPHOBIAA Common Repulsion Or Paralysing Horror Of Becoming Intensely Acrofactive Tony McCoy O'Freud
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments:Mental Illness
ACROSTICArgue Correct Reference, Or Study This Interesting Comparison. Angela Brett, who is thinking of adding to the ACRONYMS website with a discussion of the definitions of acronym and acrostic.
Words & Wordplay
ACTINIUMA Chemical That Is Not In Use Much Tony McCoy O'Grady, who has almost singlehandedly acronymised the entire periodic table.
Science:Chemistry:Elements
ACTIVE LISTENINGAttentiveness Can Turn Into Vocation (Ear 'Lent' In Silence), Therapist Ensures Noninterruption Into Narrative Gabbling Tony McCoy O'Grady (who has no idea was "active listening' is, but assumes it is Jargon from Psychotherapists)
Communication
ACTONA California Town Of Nickels Jan Morgan -- Rudolph E. Nickels is known as the father of the town
Places:Towns & Cities
ACTSAs Christianity Then Spreads Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion:Bible books
ADAIRAttempts Dousing An Inflamed Resource Tony McCoy O'Grady (Red Adair puts out oil-well fires)
Names:Famous people
ADAMApples, Damsons And Melons Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:You Are What You Eat
ADAM AND EVE (2)Apple Devoured. Absurd Mistake - Attempting Nugatory Deception. Edict: Vacate Eden! Roger Williams
Names
Religion
ADAM-ONDI-AHMANA Domain At Missouri, Of Natural Disappearance In Area, Has Monumental Anonymous Narrative Jan Morgan (in north Central Missouri - not far from Gallatin, was a place named by Joseph Smith in Honor of Adam and Eve)
Places
ADAMSAppleMaster Douglas Authored Muchloved Series Angela Brett
Art & Literature:Writers
ADAMS (2)Author Douglas Also Makes Software. Angela Brett
Art & Literature:Writers
ADAMS (3)Aarrghh! Dead, Already! Missed Sadly. Angela Brett, when DOUGLAS ADAMS died of a heart attack at 49.
Art & Literature:Writers
ADAPTAmend Details And Plan Tactics Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Verbs
ADDERSAbsolutely Dirty, Dust Eden Reptiles! Slither! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Science:Biology:Animals:Vermin
ADDICT (2)Acronym Developer Discovers Incessant Creation Tendancy Tony McCoy O'Grady
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
ADDICT (3)Another Dopehead Does It Cold Turkey Angela Brett
Drugs
ADDICTIONAlcohol & Drugs Dangerously Injure Cerebellum. Throw It Out, Now! Angela Brett
Drugs
ADDITIONArithmetic Device Drummed Into Tots... It's Only Natural. Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics
ADELARDAl'Khwarizmi's Derivations Entered Latin, Also Royal Drilled. Angela Brett (Adelard of Bath was a mathematician who, among other things, translated work of Euclid and Al'Khwarizmi and taught King Henry II.)
Science:Mathematics:Mathematicians
AD HOCAll Designs Have Objective Course Rico Leffanta
Assorted Adjectives
ADIDASA Desirable Item Decorated And Striped Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects:Clothing
ADJECTIVESAdditional Details - Just Ensure Correctness. These Items Valuably Enhance Sentences TMcCO'G
Science:Linguistics
ADMINA Desk Man Is Needed Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
ADMINISTRATORA Dreadful Master Is Needed In Setting The Rules And Then Organising Routines Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
ADOAcronyms Doubly Overloaded ADO = Active Data Object (Microsoft)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
ADOBEAmerican Desert-Originated-Brick Edifice Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Buildings
ADOLF HITLERAustria's Demented Ogre Looked For Heaven, Instead Totally Lost Euthenical Reich. Rico Leffanta
Names:Famous people:Politicians
ADOPTEDAngel Dancing On Pin Turning Either Direction Rico Leffanta, referring to that very Catholic question: "How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?" If you are adopted (and are, one presumes, angelic) you must dance according to the direction of your new parents - whatever direction that may be, or fall from the only thing stable in your life...
Religion
People & Relationships:Family
ADRIANAAnnoyance Deepens Regarding Identities - Anger Narrowly Averted Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's The Comedy of Errors
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:The Comedy Of Errors
ADSAnticompetitiveness Doesn't Sell ADS = Active Directory Service (Microsoft)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers
ADULTERYAdults Doing Unlawful, Lustful Things - Exploring Repressed Yearnings Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
ADULTERY (2)Absolute Denial, Undermining Love Trust, Explicit Reprehensible Yarns Jan Morgan
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
ADVENTUREA Dastardly Villain Enters Niceguy Territory - Usually Really Exciting! Angela Brett, while pondering the ADVENTUREs of MacGirl and KEYBOARD.
MacGirl & KeyBoard
ADVICEAvoid Dreadful Violence In Caring Environment Tony McCoy O'Grady, in response to this request on the Apronyms Forums: We are forming a new community group to end abuse, we are looking for a catchy acronym using the A for abuse. We don't want to limit ourselves to only family violence, or child abuse. Our purpose is to educate and raise awareness.
People & Relationships:Advice
People & Relationships:Abuse
AERATE MEAn Explanation Required As This Eludes Me, Elucidate! Tony McCoy O'Grady, wondering about the meaning of 'coolies.'
Assorted Phrases
AFAIKAccept Free Advice, I'm Knowledgeable!!! Tony McCoy O'Grady (AFAIK usually stands for 'As Far As I Know')
Re-expansions of existing acronyms:Conversational
A FASTAll Feasts Are Stopped Today Jan Morgan - see FASTING
Religion
Food & Drink
AFFCOTA Frightful Fart Cuts Off Talking. Angela Brett (Affcot is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as being, 'The sort of fart you hope people will talk after.')
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
AFGHANISTAN (2)Already-Forgotten Guerrillas Happy As New Invasion Supersedes Taliban As News Chris Kjelgaard
Places:Countries
AFGHANISTAN (3)Armed Fundamentalists Generate Havoc As Naive Infidels See Taliban Again Nascent Chris Kjelgaard
Places:Countries
AFGHANISTAN (4)American Forces Get Hurt As, Newly, Insurgents Start Terrorism Against Nation Chris Kjelgaard
Places:Countries
AFGHANISTAN (5)Armed Fundamentalist Groups Harassed After Noisily Insisting Supremacy, Terrorizing American Nation Chris Kjelgaard
Places:Countries
AFGHANISTAN (6)After Fighting, Grievously Harmed Asian Nation Impotently Struggles, Torn Apart Nightly Chris Kjelgaard
Places:Countries
AFRAIDAnxious For Reassurance, And In Distress Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Emotions
AFRAID (2)Anxious For Reassurance About Imminent Danger Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Emotions
AFRICAN AMERICANA Famous Race (It Came Across North Atlantic) Many Enduring Rigours / Intense Cruelty And Nastiness Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Nationalities & Races
AFTERSHOCKA Fellowship To Explain Redemption & Share Happiness Of Christian Knowledge Tony
Religion:Men's Ministry
AGAINST THE GRAINAll Genetic Alterations In Natural Seeds Taint The Horticultural Environment. God's Rapeseeds Adequately Impart Nourishment. Angela Brett, considering a possible name for an anti-GE organisation.
Science:Biology
Politics
Science:Environment
AGAMEMNONA Greek Aggressor Making Empty (Mainly Noble Oratory) Noises Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Troilus and Cressida
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Troilus and Cressida
AGEAnnually Gets Elevated Angela Brett
Time:Age
AGESAeons, Generations, Epochs & Such? Angela Brett, after Edwin mentioned on the forums that he hadn't submitted an acronym for AGES and should be punished. I figured I'd better submit an acronym for AGES before anyone punished me!
Time
AGES (2)Approaching Geriatricity Every Second! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Time
AGES (3)A Geriatric's Emailing Session! Tony McCoy O'Grady, after returning from a trip and finding that the backlog of emails took ages to download.
Time
AGES (4)A Game (Ensemble Series) Jeff Anonymous, in reference to the "Age of Empires" series by Ensemble Studios, published by Microsoft (but available for Mac) and also as a response to the thread in the Acronyms forums which produced AGES.
Computers:Games
AGITATEAlways Get In The Action To Excite Rico Leffanta
Assorted Verbs
AGNOSTICA God's Not Observable, So Truth Isn't Certain Angela Brett
Religion
AGNOSTIC (2)As God's Not Obviously Shown, This Individual's Cynical Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion
AGONYAffair Going On Near You Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
People & Relationships:Emotions
AHAAaah, He's Admitted! Angela Brett, when Tony finally admitted to being the mysterious acronymaniac known as TRICKERTREAT.
Communication:Acronyms Forums:Mystery Posters
AHMED IBN YUSUFArab-Hatched Mathematician, Expanded & Discussed Important Book. Nodoubt, Yusuf's Usual Studies Used Fractions. Angela Brett (Ahmed ibn Yusuf wrote on ratio and proportion, and expanded on/discussed book 5 of Euclid's 'Elements')
Science:Mathematics:Mathematicians
AIDAnnual Income Decrement Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Tax Assessment.
Commerce:Money
AIDANAn Individual, Dandy Adult, Newlywed Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Male
AIMEEAffectionate Is Meaning, Entreating European Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
AIRAllows Instant Resuscitation. Roger Williams
Science:Chemistry
Science:Biology
AIR (2)Almost Infuriating Redhat Sean Lamb (Air was the codename for Mandrake Linux 7.0)
Computers:Linux
Names:Code Names:Linux
AIR (3)Animals Inhale Regularly Angela Brett
Science:Chemistry
Science:Biology
AIR (4)Aids In Respiration Angela Brett
Science:Chemistry
Science:Biology
AIR FORCEArmed Individuals Regularly Fly On Reconnaissance (Covert) Exercises Top-Gun McCoy O'Grady
Military
AIRLINESAviation Industry Regularly Leaves Individuals Needing Extra Space Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport
AIRPLANEAerial Innovation Rising Perpendicular, Lifts Achieving Necessary Elevation Jan Morgan
Transport
AIRPORTAbounding In Runways, Plenty Of Recreational Travellers Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places
AIRPORT (2)Alimentary Intake's Restricted, Proffer One Roxio Toast! Tony
Computers:Do Not Eat
A IS FOR APPLEAnother Instructive Sentence Forming Opinions Regarding Alphabetic Pedagogy... Please Learn Earnestly. Angela Brett
Assorted Phrases
ALABAMAA Large Aeronautics, Based At Madison Area Jan Morgan - Madison County, Alabama, is where Huntsville is located and Huntsville has an aeronautics space camp for kids.
Places:States & Regions
ALABAMA (2)Americas Largest Active Battleship Alabama, Mobile Area Jan Morgan - Can Be toured here it saw action in WWII and was the largest ever built
Military
Transport
Places:States & Regions
ALADDINAdding Lavish Animation, Disney Does It Now Sean Lamb
Entertainment:Movies
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters
ALANA Leader, Able Navigator Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Male
ALAN GUTHAttended Lecture About 'Negative' Gravity -- Universe Triggered How? Angela Brett, after attending Guth's colloquium 'From Special Relativity to Cosmic Inflation' -- for more information, or to download the video, visit http://agenda.cern.ch/fullAgenda.php?ida=a054002
Names:Famous people
Science:Physics
ALAN GUTH (2)Astrophysicists Love A New Grand Unified Theory Hypothesis Angela Brett -- ALAN GUTH may be the expert on rapid expansion in cosmological terms, but an astrophysicist wth the letters GUT in his name is just asking for rapid expansion of a different kind. Perhaps the N word should be changed to 'Nice' or 'Neat' since I'm sure not all GUTs are welcomed, but 'New' flows better.
Names:Famous people
Science:Physics
ALAN TURINGAt Large Across Net Terminals Unlawfully. Really Is No Good Tony McCoy O'Grady, hypothesing about Turing's descendants becoming supercriminals.
MacGirl & KeyBoard:Supervillains:When good scientists go bad
ALARMA Loud Appliance Ringing Madly Edwin Hermann
People & Relationships:Law & Order
Science:Electronics
Assorted Nouns:Noises
ALAS!Advantage Lost! Abashed! Surprise! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Main
ALASKAA Lotta Arctic Snow - Keep Away! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:States & Regions
ALASKA (2)Arctic Lair Afforded Seals; Kodiaks Also Patricia Rix
Places:States & Regions
ALASKA (3)Audacious Lawlessness Allowed Spurious Klondike Acquisitions Roger Williams
Places:States & Regions
History
ALASKA (4)A Large Arctic Sledding, Klondike Area Jan Morgan
Places:States & Regions
ALBANIAAlthough Lying Beside Adriatic, Normally It's Alpine. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
ALBANYA Loyal Briton And Not 'Yellow' Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's (The Tragedy Of) King Lear
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:(The Tragedy Of) King Lear
AL'BATTANIAlbategnius' Liber Bore Astronomical Tables, Trigonometric Advances & Newer Information. Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics:Mathematicians
ALBERT EINSTEINA Less-Bearded Enigmatic Researcher Tells Everyone In Natural Science That Everything's Interrelated Naturally Sean Lamb
Science:Mathematics:Mathematicians
ALBERT KLAGESAnother Link Between Epochs - Relays Tale Knowing Little About Game's Eventual Signification Angela Brett, referring to the character in 'The Solitaire Mystery' by Jostein Gaarder
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:The Solitaire Mystery
ALBUS DUMBLEDOREA Leading Bigwig Unusual Sorcerer Does Unbelievable Magic, Believes Love Endures Dangerous Offensive Recidivist. Educator Jan Morgan -- Harry Potter character
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:Harry Potter
ALCHEMYActivate Libido, Carefully Hone Every Mettle Yourself. Rico Leffanta
Science:Chemistry
ALCIBIADESA Loyal Comrade Indeed - Battles Into Athens, Despatches Enfeebled Senators Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Timon of Athens
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Timon of Athens
ALCOHOLA Little Consumption Often Helps Open Legs Rico Leffanta
Drugs
AL COHOLICA Lager Can Often Have Overwhelming / Lasting Irreversible Consequences Three more, please, Barman!
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
Names:Prank Calls
ALCOHOLICAbsolutely Legless, Cannot - Obviously - Handle One's Liquor In Comfort. Tony McCoy O'Grady... describing KEYBOARD.
Drugs
ALCOHOLIC (2)Apple Lovers Can Only Have One Liquor... It's Cider! Angela Brett
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
Drugs
ALDEBARANAcross Lightyear Distances, Earthbound Beams Are Received At Night Tony McCoy O'Grady. (Taurus, the Bull, is a zodiacal constellation that contains the orange-hued star Aldebaran, the 13th brightest star in the sky and 45 times larger than the Sun.)
Science:Astronomy
ALEXAble Lad Engages Xylophone Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Male
ALEXANDERAble Lad Engages Xrays At New Domain, Enters Rear Jan Morgan -- Alexander has a new job in the xray area at the rear entrance of the building
Names:First names:Male
ALEXANDRAAble Lass Enjoys Xylophone, And Needs Direction, Rhythm's Aim Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
ALEXANDRIAAble Lass Enjoys Xylophone, And Needs Direction, Rhythm Is Aim Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
ALEXISAble Lass Engages Xylophone, Is Successful Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
ALFALFAA Little For Arthritis - Limbs Freely Active Tony
Food & Drink:Condiments:Herbs
ALFALFA (2)A Little For Appetite, Lots For Anaemia/Autoimmunotoxicity Angela Brett -- Appetite is just one of the many A-words on the all-encompassing lists of what alfalfa might possibly improve. Apparently there is one documented case of alfalfa overdose which resulted in mild anaemia and leucopenia.
Food & Drink:Condiments:Herbs
ALFA ROMEOA Lavish & Flashy Automobile - Result Of Much Engineering Originality Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport:Car Makes & Models
ALFA ROMEO (2)Artistic Lines. Fangio Approved - Raced Often. Models Endearingly Ogled. Eric Bridgstock
Transport:Car Makes & Models
ALFREDA Low Fat Recipe Ensures Delight Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:You Are What You Eat
ALGEBRA (2)Abstract Logic Governs Everything - Broad-Ranging Applications. Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics
ALGEBRA (4)Arithmetic Logically Grasps, Expressing Bounties: Representation Algebraic! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Science:Mathematics
ALGEBRA (5)Abstract Logic Generalises Everything; Beautiful Relationships Appear Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics
ALGEBRA (6)Arithmetic Lovingly Grasps, Expressing Bounties: Representation Algebraic! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Science:Mathematics
ALGEBRA (7)Arithmetic Literally Generalized! Expressions Birth Real Abstraction/Adaptibility! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Science:Mathematics
ALGERIAA Little Grotty Enclave Resting In Africa Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
AL GOREAlways Let Government Organise Religious Events Rico Leffanta
Names:Famous people:Politicians
AL'HAITAMAnalysed Lenses, Had An Important Theory About Mirrors. Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics:Mathematicians
AL'HASIBAbu Largely Helped Along Solving Irrational Bewilderment. Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics:Mathematicians
ALIAS GRACEA Little Irish Absconding Servant Gets Railroaded And Cannot Escape Patricia Rix, referring to the book by Margaret Atwood.
Art & Literature:Book Titles
A LIFEAcronyms Live In Fame Evermore! Angela Brett, when Patricia asked Tony, 'Do these excellent acronyms just roll off the keyboard or do you not have a life?'
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
ALISTAIR MACLEANAction, Laced In Suspense That Accepts (In Readers' Minds) A Completely Ludicrous Escapism As Natural Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Writers
ALITALIAAircraft Leave Italian Territory And Land In Adriatic Chris Kjelgaard
Transport
ALL BOYS ARE GOODAt Last Look, Bad Ones Yes, Still Around. Remember, Every Generalisation Offers One Danger. Angela Brett, expanding an unsuccessful search and thinking of the quote attributed to Alexandre Dumas, "All generalisations are dangerous, even this one."
People & Relationships:Genderalisations
ALL BRANA Loathesome Lawbreaker - But Regular - Attacks Niceguys Tony McCoy O'Grady, thinking up a cereal killer
MacGirl & KeyBoard:Supervillains:Cereal Killers
ALLEGORYAesop Love Legends Especially Glorious Ones Rousing Youths Rico Leffanta
Art & Literature
ALLERGYA Little Latent Enzyme Really Grabs You Rico Leffanta
Science:Biology
ALLIANCEA Large League Is Always Necessary Combatting Evil Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships
Military
ALLITERATIONAlike Letters Lead Individual Terms. Excess Rather Annoyingly Turns Into Overt Nausea. Eric Bridgstock
Words & Wordplay
ALLITERATIONSAnother Like Letter Indulges The Ear - Repeat Again To Induce Outrageously Nonsensical Sound. Angela Brett (see the Alliterations page at http://acronyms.co.nz/alliterations.html)
Words & Wordplay
Computers:Internet:Apronyms Website:Page Titles
ALMOST ANYTHINGA Laughing Macintosh Owner Sometimes Thinks About Nothing. Yes, Tony's Humour Is Nearly Godlike. Tony McCoy O'Grady, when, after boasting 'Told you I could do almost anything!' was challenged to do ALMOST ANYTHING.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
ALOETTEA Lovely Objective, Essence To Try, Everyone Jan Morgan -- A home party Cosmetic Company made with Aloe Vera in it
Commerce:Companies
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene:Beauty Products
ALOE VERAAgave Lotion On Epidermis Virtually Erases Rough Abrasions Rico Leffanta
Food & Drink:Condiments:Herbs
ALOHAAcclaimed Loudly On Hawaiian Atoll Tony McCoy O'Grady
Communication:Hello & Goodbye
ALONEAlways Left Out - Not Enjoyable. Angela Brett. Tony replied by saying ''Alone' is not always a case of being left out - it can be a case of leaving! You're confiusing being alone with being lonely!' and demonstrating with some more versions of ALONE.
Assorted Adjectives
People & Relationships
ALONE (5)A Loved One Never Encroaches Tony McCoy O'Grady. (Who adds: assuming they respect your wish for solitude)
Assorted Adjectives
People & Relationships
ALONE (6)Appropriate Leisure Offers Nice Escape Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Adjectives
People & Relationships
ALONE (7)Anthony/Angela Looks On, Needn't Entangle Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Adjectives
People & Relationships
ALONSOA Louse Of No Saving Overtones Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's The Tempest
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:The Tempest
ALPHABETAll Literate People Have Already Begun English Training. Angela Brett
Science:Linguistics
ALPHABET (2)A Lexicographic Pattern Hailed As Big Educational Tool Angela Brett
Science:Linguistics
ALPHABET (3)All Letters Placed Here; Altered By Enthusiastic Testers Roger Williams
Science:Linguistics
AL QAEDAAmerican Leaders Quieten Arab Enemies' Destruction Attempts Chris Kjelgaard
Military:War & Terrorism
ALTARA Little Table Attracts Reverence Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion
ALTSCAPEAlternative Landscape: Their 'Scenesaver' Creates A Personalised Environment Angela Brett, who is developing the Mac OS X version of Altscape's 'Scenesaver' and Media Manager software. (See http://www.altscape.com/index.asp?displaymode=DownloadsPage)
Commerce:Companies
ALTSCAPE (2)A Lively Team Shall Celebrate As Patronage Expands Angela Brett (see PARTY)
Commerce:Companies
ALTSCAPE (3)A Little Thousand... So? Countless Additional Patrons Expected. Angela Brett (see PARTY) who apologises for the over use of 'Patron' but thinks it was the best word for all the ALTSCAPE-related acronyms which use it.
Commerce:Companies
ALWAYS COCA COLAAre Liquids Wet? Apparently Yes. Some Contain Oxygenated Carbon And Cause Offensive Leaking Air Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink:Drinks
ALYSSAA Loud Yell Shouts Shrilly, Actually Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
AMActually Me Jeff Anonymous, after typing 'I AM the JA acronym' on the forums and realising he should acronymise AM.
Assorted Verbs
AM (2)Awful Music Tony McCoy O'Grady (AM actually stands for Amplitude Modulation)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Entertainment:Music
AMANDAAmatory Maiden, And Nicely Desirable Also Tony McCoy O'Grady... Amanda means 'worthy to be loved' apparently.
Names:First names:Female
AMANDA (2)A Much Adored, Nearly Divine Amigo Rob Rix
Names:First names:Female
AMANDA (3)Appropriate Moniker Assigned Nicely Demure Artist Rob Rix, describing an incredibly artistic Amanda he knows.
Names:First names:Female
AMANDA (4)A Maiden At Nice Distance Away Patricia Rix, saying: WINDSOR (2) is where Rob's girlfriend lives, about a 5-hour drive from here
Names:First names:Female
AMBASSADORSA Mission Based Abroad Serving State's Ambitions Doth Often Require Statemanship Tony McCoy O'Grady
Politics
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
AMBERAncient Miniscule Bug's Encased Reliably Sean Lamb
Science:Biology:Plants
Science:Biology:Insects
AMBULANCE'Animal Motor-Bus' Usage Largely Aids Neighbourhood Community Education Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Animals:The Dorothy Dorosett Brown Mobile Centre
AMBULANCE (2)'Animal Motor-Bus' Usage Largely Aids Nature-Care Education Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Animals:The Dorothy Dorosett Brown Mobile Centre
AMBULANCE (3)'Animal Motor-Bus' Usage Leaves All Nature's Critters/Creatures Ensconced Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Animals:The Dorothy Dorosett Brown Mobile Centre
AMBULANCE (4)'Animal Motor-Bus' Usage Largely Aids Neighbourhood's Creature Empathy Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Animals:The Dorothy Dorosett Brown Mobile Centre
AMERICAArgumentative Multitude Encamped Right In Canada's Arse Rob Rix
Places:Countries
AMERICA (2)Aha, My Expedition's Reached India, Columbus Averred Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
History
People & Relationships:Thoughts:Misconceptions
AMERICA (3)Acquire Money! Exploit Resources Innovatively! Capital Access! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Places:Countries
Commerce
AMERICA (4)A Mixture, Emerging Residents In Common Agenda Jan Morgan -- The way America was conceived (a mix of cultures coming together to have freedoms no other country was able to give)
Places:Countries
AMERICANAnyone Mindlessly Enthusing 'Reality Is Cash' Ad Nauseum Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Nationalities & Races
AMERICAN PIEAmazing McLean Epitaph Recounting Idols' Crashed Aeroplane Night. Perceptive, Intelligent, Evocative. Eric Bridgstock
Entertainment:Music:Songs
AMERICAN WAYAll Macintosh Emergencies Require Immediate Computer Aid, Necessitating Wisdon And Youth Tony McCoy O'Grady, after fighting for TRUTH, JUSTICE, AND THE AMERICAN WAY.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
MacGirl & KeyBoard
AMIGAArchaic Machine, It's Gone Away. Steve Keate and Angela Brett
Computers
AMIGA (2)Another Machine Is Gone Away Don't see too many Amigas any more...
Computers
AMIGO"Amicus" Made Iberian, Guys Only Jeff Anonymous, doing failed searches. Amigo is the Spanish (Iberian) variant of the Latin "amicus," also meaning "friend." Both "amicus" and "amigo" apply only to males, "amica" and "amiga" replacing them when dealing with women.
People & Relationships
Science:Linguistics
AMOR VINCET OMNIAAny Memory Of Romance Vicariously Ignites Natural Conceptions Embracing Two Opportune Mates Needing Imagined Ardour Rico Leffanta
Assorted Phrases
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
AMOSA Man Of Sanctity Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion:Bible books
AMSTERDAMAny Marijuana Smoker That Ever Rolled Dreams About Metropolis Angela Brett
Places:Towns & Cities
AMSTRADAntiquated Machine Starts Trouble... Requires Another Diskdrive. Angela Brett, after a lady in her writing class who'd been using the same Amstrad for 10 years found that it needed a new diskdrive because it hadn't been cleaned.
Computers
AMTRAKAnother Metro Train Rolls Along Keenly Sean Lamb (Amtrak is the national passenger carrier of the US)
Commerce:Companies
Transport:Trains
AMYAffectionate Miss Yearns Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
ANAGRAMA New Arrangement Giving Reasonably Alike Meaning Angela Brett, describing what people usually aim for when finding anagrams.
Words & Wordplay
ANALOGUEAny Nincompoop At Large Or Girl Under Ether Rico Leffanta, because a nincompoop is analagous to a girl under ether.
Words & Wordplay
ANARCHYAnyone Not Accepting Regulations Confuses Hierarchical Yesmen. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Politics
ANARCHY (3)Agitated New Age Rebels Create Havoc, Yikes! Eric Bridgstock
Politics
ANARUA Naughty And Rambunctious Underling Steve Keate, acronymising his son.
Names:First names:Male
ANCHORA New Cruiser's Held Off Rocks TMcCO'G
Transport
ANCHOR IN MY LIFEApprovals Nurturing, Caring Harmonious Other Responds Integral Necessity Maintains Your Longevity/Love In Full Edification Jan Morgan
People & Relationships
ANDREAAnnoyingly Neat Diva Reveals Every Atom Yru Redhead
Names:First names:Female
ANDREA (2)Absolutely Nefariously Delightful Relishes Exciting Arguments Yru Redhead
Names:First names:Female
ANDREA (3)Alluringly Now Delivering Real Energy About Yru Redhead
Names:First names:Female
ANDREA (4)Absolutely Naughty Dancer Ravishing Everyone Always Yru Redhead
Names:First names:Female
ANDREA (5)Abounding New Delights Reveals Energy's Angel Yru Redhead
Names:First names:Female
ANDREA (6)Angel Now Dances Round Evoking Amazement Yru Redhead
Names:First names:Female
ANDREA (7)Absolutely Never Displayed Resistance Eating Apples Yru Redhead
Names:First names:Female
ANDREA BOCELLIArias Never Die Recent Etudes Arose Bringing On Crowds Exclaiming 'Lord Loves Italians' Rico Leffanta
Entertainment:Music:Artists
ANDREWA Nice Dude Really Educated Well Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:First names:Male
ANDREW (2)Articulating New Dreams, Reaching Educational Whims Jan Morgan - someone I know
Names:First names:Male
AN EMAILA Nice Electronic Message Across Internet Lines Angela Brett, who promised to give Tony an email if he found an ACRONYM for INCENTIVE
Computers:Internet
AN EXCUSE THAT'S FULL OF HOLESA Novel Explanation - Xculpating Culprit Under Suspicion. Elaborate Tale Has Abundant Twists. Seems Foolproof, Until Logically Looked Over - Faulty - Hundreds Of Light-Emitting Sources Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Phrases
ANGELA Near-Godly-Existence Lifeforce Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion
ANGEL (2)Always Near God's Everlasting Love Yru Redhead
Religion
ANGELA (2)Acronymious Nerdish Girl Eliciting Little Amazement John Brett. (Angela's father)
Names:Acronymists
Names:First names:Female
ANGELA (3)Articulate NorthShorer Generates Exciting Literary Action Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:Acronymists
Names:First names:Female
ANGELA (4)Amazing Newzealand Girl Eliciting Lasting Adulation! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:Acronymists
Names:First names:Female
ANGELA (5)Amazing Near-Genius Eliciting Lasting Admiration! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:Acronymists
Names:First names:Female
ANGELA (7)Academically Neat Goof Equally Loves Acronyms Mary Carr, in a last-minute effort to increase her number of contributions, just before Angela uploaded the acronymist hall of fame. (http://acronyms.co.nz/halloffame.html)
Names:Acronymists
Names:First names:Female
ANGELA (8)Am Not Gunna Expand Lame Acronyms PiMaster, after he typed 'ANGELA!' and Angela said he should acronymise anything in capitals.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
Names:Acronymists
Names:First names:Female
ANGELA (9)A Naked Girl Excites Lovers Amorously Rico Leffanta
Names:First names:Female
ANGELA (10)A Nice Greek (Eros's Language) Angel. Jeff Anonymous
Names:First names:Female
ANGELA (11)A 'Nym Girl's Expansions Look Admirable Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:Acronymists
ANGELA (12)A Nasty Gourmet Eats Lamb's Appendix Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:You Are What You Eat
ANGELA (13)Ain't No Garnish... Entire Lunch Actually! Angela Brett
Names:You Are What You Eat
ANGELA BRETTA Newzealand Girl Evidently Loves Apple But Rarely Exudes True Thankfulness Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:Acronymists
ANGELA BRETT (3)A Nice Girl, Exudes Ladylike Attractiveness, Boyfriend Rather Eccentric Type Though! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:Acronymists
ANGELA BRETT (4)A Nascent Genius, Extolling Logical Acronyms. Bountiful, Remarkably Encyclopaedic, Tasteful Terminology Bern Dell
Names:Acronymists
ANGELA BRETTLA Nice Girl Errs Loudly, Atrociously. Better Read Extra, True? Typo: Lousy. Jeff Anonymous, when Angela mistyped her name
Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words
Names:Acronymists
ANGELANESSAcronyms' Natural Genius Exercises Laudable Achievements Now Earns Some Success. Tony McCoy O'Grady, after Angela's EAT POTATO won a prize and Tony said it was a recognition of her ANGELANESS.
Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words
Names:Acronymists
ANGELICAA Near Genius Engaged Loyally In Computer Activities Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to Angelica MacCoy, MacGirl's secret identity. (Shhh, don't tell anyone!)
Names:First names:Female
MacGirl & KeyBoard:(Wannabe) Superheroes
ANGELOA Nun Gets Emotions Loosened Out Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Measure for Measure
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Measure for Measure
ANGERAlmost Never Gets Effective Result Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Emotions
ANGER (2)A Needlessly Generated Exasperated Rage Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Emotions
ANGIEA Nickname Given Is Endearing Angela Brett
Names:First names:Female
ANGIE (2)A Nice Girl Is Endearing Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:First names:Female
ANGOLAA New Generation Of Liberation Armies. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
ANGRYAnnoying Nuisances Generally Rile You Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Emotions
ANGSTROMA Nitpicking Grump's Seriously Teenchy Register Of Measurement Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Mathematics:Measurement
ANHEDONIAApathetic Nobody Hopes Ennui Doesn't Offer New Insights Attractively Rico Leffanta
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments:Mental Illness
ANIMAGUSAnimal Narrowly In Man, A Gift, Unusual Sorcerer Jan Morgan -- Harry Potter Lingo -- Limited (narrowly) wizards can do it
Art & Literature
ANIMALAutomobile Now Improves Many Animals' Lives Tony McCoy O'Grady, in response to a request for acronymic names for The Dorothy Dorosett Brown Mobile Centre, an RV acquired by by the SPCA which is equipped for surgery, education and animal adoptions.
Science:Biology:Animals:The Dorothy Dorosett Brown Mobile Centre
ANIMISMAny Natural Item May Invoke Spiritual Manifestation Rico Leffanta
Religion
ANIMORPHSArtistically Notated Individuals Move Or 'Replicate' (Perhaps) Human Stirrings Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters
ANIONA Negative Influence On Neighbours Angela Brett
Science:Chemistry
ANISEEDAlways Nice In Sweets, Enjoy Every Dose Angela Brett
Food & Drink:Confectionery
ANITA EKBERGAlways Nourishing Imaginative Tryst Arrangements Even Kindergarten Boys Enthusiastically Ravish Girl Rico Leffanta
Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses
ANNAAbsolutely Needed, Noble Acquaintance Jan Morgan - someone I know
Names:First names:Female
ANNE BULLENAfter Naughty Nights, Enters Bigamous Union! Lovely Lady, Elegant & Noble Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's King Henry VIII
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:King Henry VIII
ANNE PAGEA Nice Nubile, Emotional Pretty & Attractive Girl Elopes Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's The Merry Wives of Windsor
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:The Merry Wives of Windsor
ANOMALYA No Often Means A Lady's Yes! M.S.Prabhakar
People & Relationships
ANONYMOUSAny Nonsense Or Name You May Obscure Usually Sufficeth Rico Leffanta
Names:Famous people
ANONYMOUS (2)Angela Now Omits Name - You May Obtend Unto Santanym Tony McCoy O'Grady (see SANTA)
Communication:Acronyms Forums:Mystery Posters
ANSEL ADAMSA Naturalist Shows Everyone Looking At Depictions A Marvelous Scene Sean Lamb (Ansel Adams was best known for his photography of Yosemite National Park in California)
Names:Famous people
ANSWERA Neat Solution Where Everything's Resolved Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Thoughts
ANSWER (2)Ambiguity's Now Solved, Which's Evidently Right Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Thoughts
ANTAlways Nutritious Taste Rico Leffanta (see PICNIC)
Science:Biology:Insects:Edible(?)
ANT (2)A Nuisance Temporarily Jan Morgan -- uninvited picnic intruders
Science:Biology:Insects
ANTELOPEAnimal Naturally Travels Ecosystem Loping Over Pastures, Endurance Jan Morgan -- beautiful animal also called a speed goat
Science:Biology:Animals
ANTHEMA Nation's Tune Has Everyone Mouthing! Angela Brett, reflecting on the observation than in any sports event or other such occasion where people are required to sing the national anthem, most of the participants don't know all the words, so try their best at moving their mouths so they'll appear to be singing.
Entertainment:Music:Songs
ANTHONYAffluent, Nostalgic Travelling Hippy - Old, Not Youthful. Mary Carr, describing her brother (with a little help from Angela Brett.)
Names:First names:Male
ANTHONY (2)A Name, Therefore, Holds Only Notation, Yes? Angela Brett. (See the ADVENTUREs of MacGirl & KEYBOARD, EPISODE #1)
Names:First names:Male
MacGirl & KeyBoard:(Wannabe) Superheroes
ANTHRAX (2)And Now The Human Race ... Aaaaaarrrrggghh... Xpires Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
ANTHRAX (3)And Not Two Heads Rolled - All Xaggeration! Angela Brett, when only one person had died of anthrax in the USA but the whole world was paranoid about it.
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
Military:War & Terrorism
ANTHROPOMORPHISMAscribing Nonhumans Typically Human Range Of Properties. One Macintosh Owner Readily Personifies Her IBook - She's Mad! Angela Brett
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
Art & Literature
ANTHROPOMORPHISM (2)A Novel Thought: Herds Roaming Over Prairie Opine Mankind's Outlook Regarding Procreation & Heroism, Implying Selfish Motives Patricia Rix
Art & Literature
ANTI-Affix Negates The Idea Angela Brett
Science:Linguistics
ANTIBODIESA Natural Thing In Biology... Only Destroy If Enemy's Sensed. Angela Brett
Science:Biology
ANTIBODIES (2)After New Threat's Identified, Bring On Death In Errant Substance Angela Brett
Science:Biology
ANTIBODYAllergy: New Threat's Identified Badly -- Only Death's Yours. Angela Brett, to go with ANTIBODIES (2)
Science:Biology
ANTICAction, Nay Trick! - Is Capricious Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Nouns
ANTIMONY (2)A Naughty Tony (In Mirth Only) Negates _You_ Tony McCoy O'Grady, in response to ANTI-
Science:Chemistry:Elements
ANTIOCHUSA Nasty Tyrant Insists On Containing His Ugly Secret Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Pericles
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Pericles
ANTIPASTOAnd Now To Indulge - Prepare A Starter To Order Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink
ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUSApparently Not Too 'Into' Practical Hoaxes. Our Largely Urbane Son, On Finding Egeon's Paternity Hears Extra Surprise - Unsuspected Sibling Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's The Comedy of Errors
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:The Comedy Of Errors
ANTONIOA Noble Trader - Of Necessarily Immense Optimism Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's The Merchant of Venice
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:The Merchant of Venice
ANTONYMAnother Name, Totally Opposite, Negative Yielding Moniker Gavin Lambert
Words & Wordplay
ANUBISAncient Netherworld-Underworld Being Is Supreme Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion
People & Relationships:Death
ANUSArsehole's Not Unusually Smelly Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Body Parts
ANUS (2)A Not Uncommon Sphincter Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Body Parts
ANYTHING STARTING WITH AAah, Now You're Trying Hard... It's No Good Searching This, Apronym Retriever's Thinking Is Not Great. Website Index, Though, Has Answer. Angela Brett, after somebody searched the Apronyms website for that phrase. Clicking on the 'Alphabetical' link on the main page will get you to a list of apronyms beginning with A, however... at http://apronyms.com/alphabetic.php?letter=A
Computers:Internet:Apronyms Website
ANY TIME NOW"And Next....", You Think, "... In Moments...". (Ensuring No Overlong Waiting) Tony McCoy O'Grady
Time
ANZACArmy Needed Zeal And Courage Tony McCoy O'Grady (ANZAC actually stands for Australian and New Zealand Army Corps)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Military
AOLAutomatically Online Loser Jeff Anonymous (in reference to what many people think about users of America Online)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Internet
AORTAAimed Outward, Replenishing The Ateries Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Body Parts
APACHEAlways Pretty And Creative Html Everywhere Sean Lamb (Apache is the server software that runs the vast majority of the web)
Computers:Internet
APACHE (2)A Program Answering Comon Http Enquiries Sean Lamb (Apache is the server software that runs the vast majority of web sites)
Computers:Internet
APARTMENTAbode Placed Adjacently; Rather Tiny, Microscopic Even -- New Territory. Gavin Lambert - I recently bought an apartment, which I'm now living in. It seems quite small now (though nice) -- but that is almost certainly just a side-effect of my PACKRATITIS; I've just got too much Stuff :)
Places:Buildings
APE"Ancestral Primate" -- Evolutionists Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Animals
APE (2)Are People Evolved? Angela Brett (many people object to the theory of evolution simply because they don't like the thought of being related to apes.)
Science:Biology:Animals
APE (3)Actually Practically Extinct. Roger Williams
Science:Biology:Animals
APEMANTUSAcerbic Philosopher Ever Mocking And Needling Timon's Unhappy Status Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Timon of Athens
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Timon of Athens
APHRODITEApproaching Penis Harbours Rapturous Orgasms Divinely Imparted To Eros Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
Religion:Greek Gods & Goddesses
APLENTYA Plethora; Loads; Excesses Not Tested Yet Rob Rix
Main
APOCALYPSEAwesome Propounding Of Cataclysm Awaiting Lets You Ponder Supreme Eternity Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion
People & Relationships:Disaster
APOLLOAffordably Purchase Our Lovely Linux Offering Sean Lamb (Apollo was the code name for RedHat Linux 5.2)
Computers:Linux
Names:Code Names:Linux
APOLOGETICAbjectness - Provision Of Lots Of Great Evidence That I'm Contrite Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships
APOSTLEA Person Once Selected To Lead Eucharist Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion
APOSTROPHEA Pointer Of Syncopation, The Rightful Owner(s), Perh... "Hello, Entrant!" Angela Brett, mixing the two meanings of 'apostrophe'.
Science:Linguistics
APPALOOSAAMD Processor Portends Affordability Like One Open Source Application Sean Lamb (Appaloosa was AMD's code name for their less-expensive Duron line of processors)
Computers:Generic Hardware
Names:Code Names
APPLEA Pleasing Product Line... Excellent! Angela Brett
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
APPLE (2)A Pepsi President Lent Expertise Angela Brett (referring to John Sculley)
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
APPLE (3)A Pleasing Printer, Little Expense Angela Brett, in response to EPSON
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
APPLE (4)All Plastic Parts Lack Edibility Tony McCoy O'Grady
Computers:Do Not Eat
APPLE (5)Adam -- Please Partake. Love, Eve Roger Williams
Religion
APPLE (7)Appleseed's Planting Produced Lavish Edibles. Roger Williams
Food & Drink
APPLE (9)A Physician's Prescription; Let's Enjoy! Roger Williams
Food & Drink
APPLE (10)Are Processor's Parts Lacking Edibility? Tony
Computers:Do Not Eat
APPLEBUGMANA Particularly Pesky Little Excon - By Uploading Germs May Annihilate Newtons Tony McCoy O'Grady
MacGirl & KeyBoard:Supervillains
APPLE COMPUTERSA Perplexing Productive Large Enterprise Creating Obnoxious Monstrosities Plus Useful Tools. Employs Recycled Steves. Steve Keate
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
APPLE MACAdvanced Processing Power Logically Ergonomic Mathematically Advanced Computer Carl Brett
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
APPLE PIE"American" Pie Pleases Lots! Every Piece Is Eaten! Roger Williams
Food & Drink
APPLETALKAnyone Planning Printer LAN Expects To AppleTalk Like Krazy! Angela Brett
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Software
APPROVED (2)Admitted Past Protective Ringfence, Owns Verified Entry Document Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Adjectives
APPROVED (3)Allowed Publish Personal Recollections Once Vigilant Editor Declassifies Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Adjectives
A PRAYER FOR OWEN MEANYA Parable, Really, About Youthful Experiences. Raconteur's Friend Owen Remains Outstandingly Wonderful Entity, Noticeably Metaphysical Even After Numerous Years Patricia Rix
Art & Literature:Book Titles
APRILAll Plants Resplendant In Leaves Tony McCoy O'Grady, who lives in the northern hemisphere.
Time:Months
APRIL (2)After Pelting Rain It Lightens Tony McCoy O'Grady
Time:Months
APRIL (3)As Predicted, Rain Is Likely! Roger Williams
Time:Months
APRONA Pinafore Reflects One's Neglectfulness Tony McCoy O'Grady - the cleaner the apron, the tidier the cook?
Food & Drink
Household Objects:Clothing
APRONYMA Petite Reminder (Openers Notation) Yields Mnemonic Angela Brett (see APRONYMS)
Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
APRONYM!Acronym's Peak! Representation Organic, Novel, Yare, Mirthful! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Y was the hardest! Fortunately, Y is has only pages 1365-1370 in Merriam-Webster's Collegiate Dictionary (Tenth Edition.) So, I learned YARE! THANK YOU, Tony McCoy O'Grady, Angela Brett & all the rest of APRONYMANIACSVILLE! The only times I have learned more is when I have made original math discoveries.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
APRONYM (2)A Playful Reduction Of Notation Yields Miniature Angela Brett, although this doesn't convey very well that the 'miniature' is supposed to mean the same thing as the original. (see APRONYMS)
Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
APRONYM (3)Alphabet Produces Recognizable Ordering: Namely Your Meaning! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Yesterday I heard a radio interviewer use the phrase "alphabetic codes" as he decoded the ABBREVIATION of the guest (a HEALTH EXPERT.) So, the ACRO/APRO/MANIA in me immediately recognized that some variation of "ALPHABETIC CODES" would be a PERFECT START FOR APRONYMIZING "ACRONYM"!
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
APRONYM (4)Alphabet Produces Recognizable Ordering: Namely Your Message! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. as a variation on APRONYM (3)
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
APRONYM (5)Acceptable Pursuit Requiring Only Nimble Youthful Minds? Chris Kjelgaard
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
APRONYM (6)Attention! Please Remit Only Non-Yukky Meanings Chris Kjelgaard
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
APRONYM (7)After Play, Remain Online, Note Your Mail Chris Kjelgaard
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
APRONYM (8)Abbreviating Phrases Relaxes - Outdoes Natural Yogic Meditation! Chris Kjelgaard
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
APRONYM (9)After Perusing Rules Online, Now You're Miserable Chris Kjelgaard
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
APRONYM (10)Affable People Refuse - Only Non-Yielders Manage! Chris Kjelgaard
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
APRONYM (11)Associated Phrase Relates, Odd Nonsense, Yet Meaningful Tony Moore
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
APRONYMISMAddressing Prior Requisite Omniscience, "Not Your Median" Is Smart-Mouthed. Rob Rix (see APRONYMS (14))
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
APRONYMISTSAdmitted Punsters. Rarely Observed Newness, Yet Maturity. Innovative Sages. Truth Seekers. Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
APRONYMSAcronyms' Particular Relevancy Often Notify Your Meaning Strongly Tony McCoy O'Grady. Following a request for a word to apply to a 'meaningful acronym' I offered Aptonym - but there were objections to this. So I went further and suggested Apronym, as a conflation of the French 'a propos' and acronym, and also offering overtones of 'appropiate'.
Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
APRONYMS (2)A Phrase Reminiscent Of Name You Made Shorter Angela Brett (see APRONYMS)
Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
APRONYMS (3)A Potted Rendition Of Notion Yields Miniature Summary Angela Brett (see APRONYMS)
Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
APRONYMS (4)Anyone's Permitted Ratifying O'Grady's Neologism? Yes, Make Some! Angela Brett (see APRONYMS)
Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
APRONYMS (5)Appellations Positioned Right, Organising Names You 'Member Smoothly. Gavin Lambert
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
APRONYMS (7)A Pertinent Riposte Of Nonsense You May Send Tony McCoy O'Grady
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
APRONYMS (10)A Propos Restriction On 'Nyms, You Maintain Semantics. Angela Brett
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
APRONYMS (11)Acronyms' Prolonged Representations Obviously Near Your Main Subjects Angela Brett
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
APRONYMS (12)A Possibly Ribald Offering, Now Your Mates Smirk Tony McCoy O'Grady
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
APRONYMS (13)Apt Phrases, Redolent Of Novel Yet Meaningful Sense Tony McCoy O'Grady
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
APRONYMS (14)Abbreviated Pronunciations Require Omniscience -- Not Your Median Science. Rob Rix
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
APRONYMS (15)Acronyms' Peaks! Representations Organic, Novel, Yare, Mirthful, Succinct! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. as a variation of APRONYM!
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
APRONYMS (16)Acronyms' Punny Retrievers! Organized Novelties! Your Memory Smiles! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. My second TRIAL. Charged with? Caught READ-handed on the World Wide Web with Tony McCoy O'Grady's APRONYMS! (12 counts as of 7/24/2003.)
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
APRONYMS (17)Acronyms' Punny Relatives! Organized Nearness! Your Memory Secure/Smiles! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
APRONYMS (18)Acronyms' Palatable Relatives Organizing Nutritiously, Yummy Memory Savoriness! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. (perhaps this is a second course for ACRONYMS (16))
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
APRONYMS (19)Acronyms' Punny Relatives! Organizing Nicely Your Memory Security! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
APRONYMS (20)Acronyms Preeminently Realized! Organizing Nuggets! Your Memory Soars! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
APRONYMS (21)Acronyms' Preeminence! Really Organizing Naturally Your Memory Skills! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
APRONYMS (22)Acronyms' Preeminence! Real Organic Natural! Your Memory Super! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
APRONYMS (26)Acronyms' Peaks! Rearrangements Organic Nuances! Your Memory Semantic! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Trying for the ABSOLUTE MAXIMUM PEAK for APRONYMS
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
APRONYMS (28)A Perfectly Reasonable Option? No, You Mangy Sonafabitch! Word Nerd This came to me as I was looking at NYMS today, my first visit to your site. Coming from a background in which I routinely read trials about blood pressure and heart-related issues, almost all of which have an apronym attached, this is something I've engaged in over lunch and coffee for years, as in: The "Bitch" Trial, i.e., Best Innovation to Control Hypertension, and so on. Thank you for giving creative outlet for my frustrations! :)
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
APRONYMS (29)Apt = Pert = Refined Ore = Nuggets! Yield Mined/Mind Scintillation! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
APRONYMS (30)Attract Player Response - Or Next Year Misses Site! Chris Kjelgaard
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
APRONYMS (31)Abbreviating Provides Relaxing Opportunities - Nirvana, You Might Say Chris Kjelgaard
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
APRONYMS (32)Awfully Peculiar Racket - Ordinary Names Yield Meanings, Surprisingly! Chris Kjelgaard
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
APRONYMS (33)Average Player? Refreshingly Ornery, Not Yet Mean Sod Chris Kjelgaard
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
APRONYMS (34)Applaud Particularly Relevant Or Neatly Yoked Message Strings Chris Kjelgaard
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
APRONYMS (35)Appalling Potential Revealed - Online Nightly, You're Meanings' Slave! Chris Kjelgaard
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
APRONYMS (36)Appeal: Please Resist, Or Naive Young Minds Subverted! Chris Kjelgaard
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
APRONYMS (37)A Person Rephrases One Noun Yet Makes Several Roger Williams
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
APRONYMS (38)Acronyms Perfected! Relations Organic/Obvious! Now Your Memory Scintillates! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
APRONYMS (40)A Punster Reworks Old Names - You May Smile Tony, who feels the need to add to the expansions available for the page-headers on the web-site
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
APRONYMS SO FARAnother Player Requests Our Newest Yields; May Send Something Oddly Funny And Related Sean Lamb
Computers:Internet:Apronyms Website:Page Titles
APROPOSA Pertinent Response Or, Perhaps, Opening Statement Tony McCoy O'Grady
Communication
APROVEApronym Passes Rigors Of Vetting/ Examination Angela Brett thinking that APROVE could mean approve an APRONYM. Not to be confused with the misspelling of approve, of which I DISAPROVE.
Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
APTITUDEA Prized Talent Is To Unerringly Do Everything Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
APTITUDE!Applying Potential, Talented Individuals Travel Upward, Defying Encumbrances! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
APTITUDE (2)A Particular Talent Is Terribly Useful During Employment Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
APTITUDE (3)Asset! Progress Through Implementing Talent. Upward: Daily Excellently Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
People & Relationships
APTONYMSAppropriate Phrases To Obviate Nuances Your Morphemes Suggest Angela Brett, after Tony suggested that 'aptonyms' might be a better name for our creations.
Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words
AQUARIUSApparently Quite Utter Airheads Remain Interested Until Senile. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion:Astrology
AQUARIUS (2)Always Quiet Underestimated Attribute Response Is Usually Straightforward Jan Morgan
Religion:Astrology
A QUESTIONAngela Quite Usually Enquires, "Support This Idea, Or Not?" Angela Brett, as the subject of an email asking whether to implement an idea in the ALTSCAPE software.
Computers:Programming
Communication
ARAB COUNTRIESArranged Round A Broad Crescent - Outwardly Unsimilar Nations, Their Racial Identity's Essentially Semitic Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
ARBOKAloud, Read Backwards, Ophidian's Known Angela Brett (Arbok is Pokemon #24)
Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon
ARBONNEA Real Botanical Objective, Nourishes Naturally Everyone Jan Morgan -- A home party Cosmetic company
Commerce:Companies
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene:Beauty Products
ARCHAEOLOGYAcademics Regularly Create Holes And Excavate Objects, Learning Of Goneby Years. Tony McCoy O'Grady - Apologies for the "goneby" - it's acronymist's licence applied to the acceptable "bygone"
Science
ARCHAEOPTERYXAlthough Rather Controversial, Hailed As Earliest Ornithoid. Precursor To Everyday Robins, Yet Xtinct. Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Animals:Dinosaurs
ARCHERArrows Really Can Hurt Enemy Rogues Tony McCoy O'Grady
Military
ARCHERYArrows Rarely Cross Hearts - Excepting (Romantically) Yours Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
Military
ARCHIBALD LEACHA Romantic Character Hiding In Bedrooms After Leaving Daughter; Look Everywhere And Catch Him Rico Leffanta (Archibald Leach is better known as Carey Grant)
Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses:Little known real names
ARCHIVEA Resource Containing Hoarded Items, Very Extensive Tony McCoy O'Grady, when it was suggested that some of the old forum threads be archived.
Assorted Nouns
Communication:Acronyms Forums
ARCITEAthenian Romantic Contretemps Inspires Theseus's Enmity Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's (and/or John Fletcher's) The Two Noble Kinsmen
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:The Two Noble Kinsmen
AREAcronym Requests Expansion Angela Brett, when Jeff capitalised ARE on the Acronyms forums.
Communication:Acronyms Forums
ARE (2)Angela, Resolved, Exceptionally. Jeff Anonymous, in response to ARE.
Communication:Acronyms Forums
ARENAAthlete's Runway Encircles Natural Amphitheatre Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places
Sports & Recreation
ARGH!Angela Rarely Gets Headrest Angela Brett, late at night after adding a lot of apronyms (there are still many waiting to be reviewed, though it's not really an ARGH thing as it's great that people have been submitting so many apronyms.)
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
ARGONA Royal Gas?! Oh, Noble! Angela Brett
Science:Chemistry:Elements
ARGON (2)A Rare Gas Of Nature Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry:Elements
ARGUSA Really Great Unusual Ship Jan Morgan -- see THE ARGUS
Transport
Sports & Recreation:Scouts
ARIELA Real, If Ethereal, Lifeform Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's The Tempest
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:The Tempest
ARIESAll Reasonable Intellects Eschew Starsigns Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion:Astrology
ARIES (2)Abilities Range In Enterprising Success Jan Morgan
Religion:Astrology
ARITHMETICA Really Irritating Task Humans Must Endure 'Til It Calculates. Timothy Chambers
Science:Mathematics
ARITHMETIC (3)Adding Real Integers Together Has Made Everyone Think It's Complicated Angela Brett, when somebody mentioned the mnemonic 'A Red Indian Thought He Might Eat Toffee In Church', and noted that a politically correct version would spell anathematic.
Science:Mathematics
ARIZONAArid Region Is Zone Of Natural Attraction Jan Morgan - Natural attraction the Grand Canyon
Places:States & Regions
ARIZONA (2)Arduous Respiration In Zone Of Ninetynine.nine% Aridity Tony
Places:States & Regions
ARKANSASA Rice Kingdom, And Natural Springs As Spas Jan Morgan - state has hot spring resorts and is a leading rice producer
Places:States & Regions
ARLINGTONArmymen's Remains Laid In New Graves, They're Organised Neatly Tony McCoy O'Grady - Arlington is a (the?) major US military cemetery
Places
Military
ARMA Reaching Mechanism Angela Brett and Peter Coxhead
Science:Biology:Body Parts
ARMAGEDDON (2)Anxiously Reading Magazine About Goddesses, Engineering Doomsday Decorations On Nebulae. Angela Brett, to accompany a short story she's writing. If you really want to read the story, email angela@kagi.com and ask for it.
Religion
ARMENIAA Remote Mountain Expanse, Neighbour Is Azerbaijan. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
ARMYA Rifle Motivates You Blair
Military
ARMY OFFICERA Regimental Man, You Oversee Friendly Forces In Charging Enemy Redoubt Tony McCoy O'Grady
Military:Ranks
ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGERAustrian Republican Newcomer Offers Leadership Drama - Supremely Confident His Will And Rightist Zeal Enough, Now Envisages Governorship Goal Eminently Reachable Chris Kjelgaard
Names:Famous people:Politicians
Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses
A ROLLING STONE GATHERS NO MOSSA Rule Of Lichen Life Is No Genesis Somewhere That's, On Next Examination, Gone Another Turn. Humans Extract Ridiculous Symbolic Nuances Of Meaning Of Simple Science. Angela Brett
Assorted Phrases:Sayings
ARSENICA Reliable Solution Employed Nastily In Crimes Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry:Elements
ARTA Response Test Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature
ART (2)A Rendered Thought Sean Lamb
Art & Literature
ARTHURA Real True Hero - Utterly Romantic Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Myths & Legends:Arthurian Legend
ARTHUR (2)Arouses Resentments Though Henry Ultimately Reigns Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's King John
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:King John
ARTHUR (3)Absolutely Rotten, Though He's Unspeakably Rich. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:King John
ARTICLES OF FAITHAims Religiously Taken In Careful Learning, Educated Sole Objectives For Faith Aiming In Truths, Hope Jan Morgan - 13 points of what the LDS people believe
Religion
ARTICUNO A Really Terrible Icebird. Chills Under No Obligation. Jeff Anonymous (Articuno is Pokemon #144)
Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon
ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCEA Rabbit Teasing In Front Impels Canines In Abortive Laps; In New Technology, Endpoint/Endeavour Likewise Lacks In Genuine Ending. No Conquest's Enough! Angela Brett, because once something (such as handwriting recognition or chess-playing computers) which would have been considered artificial intelligence becomes commonplace, it is no longer really considered to be AI. AI is redefined to be something ever more complicated so that we can never actually say we've succeeded in creating it. This reminds me of racing dogs chasing after a rabbit which they can never catch.
Computers
ARTILLERYArmoured Runabout Throws Its Load, Letting Explosives Reach You Tony McCoy O'Grady
Military:Weapons
ARTISTAfter Rendering The Image, Sculpture's Touted Sean Lamb
Art & Literature
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
ARTSY ARTISTA Rather Twee Sensitive Youth Appears Rather Tortured Interpreting Sitter's Traits Tony McCoy ElGreco
Art & Literature
A SAPAll Sweet And Planty Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Plants
ASAPAnother Superficial Acronymic Promise Charlie (ASAP usually stands for As Soon As Possible)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms:Conversational
A SAP (2)Absolutely Stupid, A Prat! TMcCO'G
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
ASAP (2)Absolute Speeds _Are_ Possible! TMcCO'G - the query comes after a search for "SOONEST", so I presume it was a search for A S A P - As Soon As Possible.
Time
Re-expansions of existing acronyms:Conversational
ASCIIAre Some Computer Ingredients Inedible? Tony, who doesn't think the American Standard Code for Information Interchange is edible.
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Do Not Eat
ASFAdvanced Spamming Format ASF = Advanced Streaming Format (Microsoft)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Internet
AS FAR AS I CAN REMEMBERAll Slightly Fuzzy, As Recollections Are... So In Case A Negative Results Endorsing Memory, Everyone Mustn't Be Entirely Reliant. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Thoughts
AS GOOD AS A MILEA Shot Goes Off Original Direction, A Stray Arrow's 'Miss Indicator' Lacks Exactness TMcCO'G - referring to the usually longer expression "A miss is as good as a mile" meaning that to be a half and inch out is as bad as being a mile out.
Assorted Phrases:Sayings
Military:Weapons
ASHAnimated Super Hero Angela Brett, referring to the main character in the Pokemon TV series and movies.
Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon
ASH (2)A Sturdy Handstick TMcCO'G
Science:Biology:Plants:Trees
ASHCROFTArrogant Supporter Hates Criticisms Raised Over Firearms Threat Chris Kjelgaard
Names:Famous people:Politicians
People & Relationships:Law & Order
Military:Weapons
ASHCROFT (2)Anti-Semite Helps Christian Right's Openly Fundamentalist Teachings Chris Kjelgaard. The term "Anti-Semite" here is used in its true dictionary meaning, which refers to any person of several races and persuasions, including Arabs, Phoenicians and others - not just the Jewish people.
Names:Famous people:Politicians
People & Relationships:Law & Order
ASHCROFT (3)Attorney's Stance Harms Constitutional Rights, Only Furthering Terrorism Chris Kjelgaard. "Only Favoring Theology" could be an alternative ending
Names:Famous people:Politicians
People & Relationships:Law & Order
ASH KETCHUMAll Series, He Keeps Eating, Then Coaching His Unusual Monsters. Angela Brett, referring to the character in the POKEMON TV series.
Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon
ASHLEYAs She Has Learned Education Yearly Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
ASHTRAYA Smell Hastens Through Rooms After You Tony McCoy O'Grady
Drugs:Tobacco
ASIAN CUISINEA Spicy Indian Appetizer, Next Chinese Udon In Soup. It's Notably Ethnic. Angela Brett
Food & Drink
ASININEA Silly Idiot's Noggin Is Noticeably Empty Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Insults
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
ASKAquire Some Knowledge Bruce Siegel -- apronym came to me in a dream - really
Communication
ASPARAGUSAssist's Secreting Pee, Aids Removal After Gastrically Unwise Surfeit Tony
Food & Drink
ASPARAGUS ROOTAntibiotic Saponins Protect Against Rheumatism And Generate Urine, So Run On Overdrive -- Toiletward! Angela Brett
Food & Drink
ASSAmple Sized Situpon Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Body Parts
ASSAGAIA Slender Spear African Guards Aim Impeccably Angela Brett
Military:Weapons
ASSIGNMENTAll Students Should Implement Good Notions & Methods Employing New Thinking Tony McCoy O'Grady
Education
ASSIGNMENT (2)Assiduous Study Session Is Generally Needed. Many Eejits Need Tuition. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Education
ASSIGNMENT (4)Aarrghh! Stressful Situation Is Getting Nastier... My Essay's Now Tardy! Angela Brett
Education
ASSISTANCEA Secondary Suggestion Is Some Times A Notion Creating Excellence Tony McCoy O'Grady, when I mentioned that I had a few more acronyms in the making, each with one just one word still to be found.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
Assorted Nouns
ASSOCIATEAcquaintance Seen Somewhat Often, Commercial Interests Are The Excuse. Angela Brett
People & Relationships
Commerce
ASSONISEA Sound Suggestive Of Noises I Suggested Earlier! Tony McCoy O'Grady, pondering a verb for using assonance.
Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words
AS SOON AS POSSIBLEA Speedy Start, Only One Nanosecond As Strict Preference... Only Should Slow If Beloved's Life Ends. Angela Brett
Assorted Phrases
Time
ASTATINEAmazingly Short-Term. All Twenty Isotopes Naturally Exist. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry:Elements
ASTEROIDAnother System That's Engineered Rigorously, Obsolete In Days. Sean Lamb (Asteroid was Microsoft's code name for Windows NT version 5.1)
Names:Code Names:Microsoft
ASTOUNDINGAcronym Seems Totally Outstanding, Using No 'Dictionary Invading' Neologisms - Great Tony McCoy O'Grady, when Angela said that his WORLD TRADE CENTER (2) was an astounding acronym.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
ASTRIDAcronymising Strange Things Really Isn't Done! Angela Brett, when challenged to make up a quick expansion for ASTRID.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
Names:First names:Female
ASTROLOGISTAnalyses Stars To Read Other's Lives - Obscurest Genethliac Inferences Seem True Angela Brett
Religion:Astrology
ASTROLOGIST (2)Asses Still Think Running One's Life On Galatical Information's Somehow Trustworthy Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion:Astrology
ASTROLOGIST (3)A Star's Track Rules One's Life? ... Oh Give It Some Thought! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion:Astrology
ASTROLOGYA Scientific Treatment Respecting Observable Laws? Oh Goodness Yes! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion:Astrology
ASTROLOGY (2)As Stars Travel, Reaches Over Logistics On Geographic Year Jan Morgan
Religion:Astrology
A SUMMER DAYA Shady Unspoilt Meadow Maybe? Everyone's Relaxed, Don't Activate Yourself TMcCO'G
Time
AS WAR GROWS SO SIRC'S CAPITAL GROWSAnnual Spring Warnings! Assets Required Gone! Real Opportunity Wasted! So Seek Orders Simply Infinitely Reliable Clocks! Seize Command! Army Pursue Intelligence! Time And Luck Give Resources! Opportunists Win Sales Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. (see FAIL SAFE!)
Commerce:Companies:SIRC
AS YOU SOW SO SHALL YOU REAPA Simple Yardstick One Uses Showing One's Weaknesses, Strengths Or Successes Has Always Lauded Labor. Yes, One's Undertakings Return Exactly As Predicted. Roger Williams
Assorted Phrases:Sayings
ATEAccept This Entrance Rico Leffanta
Religion:Greek Gods & Goddesses
ATHEISMAll That Has Existed Is Strictly Mechanistic Angela Brett
Religion
ATHEISTA True Heathen's Existence Is Sans Theology Angela Brett
Religion
ATHEIST (2)Application To Have Encoding Inverted... Sans Theology! Angela Brett (see YARP)
Computers:Windows:Applications:The opposite of PRAY
ATHEIST (3)All Those "Hereafter Exists" Ideas - Silly Twaddle! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion
ATHEIST (4)Anybody That Has Ever Investigated Scientific Theory? Angela Brett, after a friend said that because some articles in NEW SCIENTIST magazine are about evolution, everyone who has ever written for the magazine must be an atheist.
Science
Religion
ATHEIST (5)A Theistic Hypothesis Existed In Simpler Times Angela Brett
Religion
ATHEISTICAll The Hard Evidence Implies Scientific Theory Is Correct Angela Brett
Religion
ATHEISTIC (2)Apronym Touting Heavenly Entity Is Somewhat Tongue-In-Cheek? Angela Brett
Religion
ATHEISTIC (3)All Those Hapless Evangelists Insist Sticking To Initial Conjecture Angela Brett
Religion
ATHENA Ancient Teachings Help Educate New Adults Rico Leffanta
Religion:Greek Gods & Goddesses
ATIAbsolutely Terrific Illustrations Jeff Anonymous, referring to the graphics card company.
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Generic Hardware
ATKINSAll They Know Is 'Nothing Starchy' Angela Brett, on the Atkins diet.
Food & Drink
ATLANTICA Turquiose Liquid, And Not Thick In Consistency Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Waterways
ATLANTIC (2)Apple Tried Locating Another Name That Is Confusing Sean Lamb (Atlantic was Apple's code name for the Apple ][cx)
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
Names:Code Names:Apple
ATLASA Tome Locates A Street Sean Lamb
Places:Navigation Aids
AT LASTAcronym Times Letter Arrives Slightly Tardily Angela Brett, after The Acronym Times was very late due to her Mac being lost.
Time
AT LAST (2)Acronym Times (Long Awaited) Sent Today Angela Brett, after not updating the website and sending out THE ACRONYM TIMES for ages because of exams and assignments due.
Time
ATMOSPHERICAt The Moment Our Sulphur Perhaps Helps Equipoise Rise In CO2 Angela Brett, who recalls hearing about 'sulphur cooling' caused by sulphur dioxide in the atmosphere counteracting the greenhouse effect. (Just as long as you don't mind acid rain!)
Science:Chemistry
Science:Environment
ATMOSPHERIC (2)As Transport Machinery Overtakes Sense, Particulates Have Exercisers Racked In Coughs Angela Brett - in some places it would be faster to walk than drive due to all the traffic, if it weren't for the exhaust fumes you'd have to breathe.
Transport
Science:Environment
ATMOSPHERIC CHEMISTRY All The Moguls Of Science Patiently Have Explained Result If Carbon Compounds Harm Equilibrium, Making It Sensitive To Radiation Yield. Angela Brett
Science:Chemistry
ATMOSPHERIC CHEMISTRY RESEARCH GROUPAs The Metropolitics Of Smoke Prevails, 'Hippies' Explain Rise In Carbon Compounds Has Effects Manifesting In Small Temperature Rise. You Read Every Scientific Exposition And Reach Conclusion Human Greed Reigns, On Unspeakable Proportions. Angela Brett, not about any particular group but in response to an unsuccessful search.
Science:Chemistry
Science:Environment
AT & TAttention! Thervice Thaved! Jeff Anonymous, after HALT, because AT & T is going to keep the ISP running.
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Commerce:Companies
ATTENTION GETTING (2)As Things To Engage Newbies, This Is Outstandingly Noteworthy. Generating Eyes To Take In New Gizmos Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
ATTENTION GETTING (3)As This Thing Exercises Neurons That I Obviously Never Generally Engage, Tony's Thinking Is Not Gratifying. Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
ATTENUATORA Thing That's Effectively Neutered Urges Antibodies To Offer Resistance Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology
ATTORNEYA Trick To Own Resources Never Entitled Yours Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Occupations
ATXAching To Xtreme Jeff Anonymous
Computers:Do Not Eat
AUCKLANDArea Under Corruption Kamasutra Lessons At Night Depositories Rico Leffanta
Places:Towns & Cities:New Zealand
AUDIAn Unsafe Driver Inside John Richard Jones
Transport:Car Makes & Models
Transport:Drivers
AUFIDIUSAn Untrue Friend Indeed, Does Injustice Unto Soldier Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Coriolanus
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Coriolanus
AUGUSTAutumn's Upcoming, Gratefully Upgrade Sun Tan Tony McCoy O'Grady
Time:Months
AUGUST (2)Almost-Undressed Girls Undergo Sun-Tanning Tony McCoy O'Grady
Time:Months
AURORAAnimation Unleashes Rooster Ovation Reveille Arrives Rico Leffanta
Religion:Roman Gods & Goddesses
AUSPICIOUSAn Unspecified Superstition Presents Itself, Creating Intuition Of Unbridled Success Angela Brett
Assorted Adjectives
AUSTRALIAAn Unending Sheep Terrain - Ruined Aboriginal Lives In Assimilation Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
AUSTRIAAlpine Uplands - Ski Tourism Really Is Attractive. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
AUTOBAHNApple Uses The Oddest Brands And Humorous Names Sean Lamb (Autobahn was Apple's code name for the PowerMac 9500/150)
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
Names:Code Names:Apple
AUTOMAGICAnything Unexplained That Ordinary Magic Avoids, Given Its Confines Rob Rix - thought up after an e-mail to Angela wherein she used the word "automagically"
Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words
AUTOMATION SYSTEMApparently Used To Override Manpower And Thus Improve Our Next Stock. You're Superfluous - They Employ Machines. Angela Brett
Science:Electronics
AUTOMOBILEAlmost Universal, Though One Man On Bike Is Less 'Exhausting' Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport
AUTOMOBILE (2)An Unmerciful Taker Of Money, Often Being In Lien Eternally Patricia Rix
Transport
AUTOMOBILE (3)A Useful Tool Often Making Our Busy, Involved Life Easier. Roger Williams
Transport
AUTUMNArboreal Undergrowth Turns Unpleasantly Muddy Now Eric Bridgstock
Time:Seasons
AVALON (2)Another Venture, Another Loss - Or Not? Sean Lamb (Avalon is Microsoft's code name for the graphics API in Longhorn, but will it succeed?)
Computers:Windows
Names:Code Names:Microsoft
AVALON (3)Advanced Video Api Leads Off .Net Sean Lamb (Avalon is Microsoft's code name for the graphics API in LONGHORN)
Computers:Windows
Names:Code Names:Microsoft
AVARICEA Valued Attitude Raises Industrious Colleague's Esteem Tony (The best angle to work on with employee incentive schemes is good old-fashioned greed, you could go for a bit of tongue-in-cheek irony)
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Employee Recognition Program
AVIATORA Vital Individual, Aviation Tactics Operator, Responsible Jan Morgan
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
AVOCADOA 'Victim' Of Cholesterol Advocates Delicate Oil Angela Brett
Food & Drink
AVOIDANCEA Villainy Of Investing Dollars And Not Contributing Excise Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Law & Order
Commerce:Money
AWAKEAware While Assuming Knowing Everything Bruce Siegel
Assorted Adjectives
AWAYAbsent, Went After You! Angela Brett (Thinking of turning up at someone's house and finding they're on the way to visit you)
People & Relationships
AWAY (2)Absent, We're Avoiding You Tony McCoy O'Grady, after reading AWAY and suggesting that maybe they knew you were coming.
People & Relationships
AWEA Wicked Experience Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Emotions
AWESOMEA Wonderful Enthusiastic Special Occurance, Memories Evident Jan Morgan
Assorted Adjectives
AWESOME (2)A Wonderful Enthusiastic Special One, Marvels Everyone Jan Morgan
Assorted Adjectives
AWFULAnother Word For Unusually Loathsome Edwin Hermann
Assorted Adjectives
AWOLAre Warriors On Lunchbreak? Tony McCoy O'Grady
Re-expansions of existing acronyms:Conversational
AXEAnihilate Xyloid Extremities Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Plants
AYE AYEAre You Even Aware You're Endangered? Angela Brett, referring to the rare species of lemur.
Science:Biology:Animals
AZERBAIJANA Zealously Ethnic Republic, Basically Agricultural, Is Joyful About Nationhood. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
AZIMUTHAbsolute Zenith In Measurements Up The Horizon Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Nouns
AZOTURIAAnimal's Zone Of Trouble, Urine Really Is Abnormal Dustan Dowsing
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
AZUREAir Zone: Unique Refraction Effect Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Adjectives:Colours
AZURE (2)A Zuni Using Rain Energy Rico Leffanta
Assorted Adjectives:Colours
AZYMEAny Zymotechnic Yeasts Mustn't Enter Angela Brett
Science:Biology
AZYME (2)Any Zwieback You May Eat Rico Leffanta
Science:Chemistry
Food & Drink
AZYMOUSApparently Zero Yeast Meliorates Our Unleavened Sacrifice Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion
Science:Biology
Food & Drink
BAABleating, Audible Announcement Dustan Dowsing
Science:Biology:Animals
Assorted Nouns:Noises
BAA (2)Bleat Among Animals Jan Morgan
Science:Biology:Animals
Assorted Nouns:Noises
BAA BAA BLACK SHEEPBleat And Aver: Bags Are Ample, Black Like A Coal, Kind Sir, Having Each Ewe's Pelt Patricia Rix
Art & Literature:Nursery Rhymes
BABBLEBlabbering Academic Blubber Building Language Expertise Rico Leffanta
Science:Linguistics
BABEBare A Breast Everyday Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
Science:Biology
BABELBrought About (Biblically) Every Language Angela Brett
Religion
BABESBeautiful And Bodacious, Exceptionally Sexual Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene
BABYBoisterous And Bouncy Youth Angela Brett and Dustan Dowsing, inspired by Quantum Reid, Angela Brett's nephew - see his homepage at http://www.angelfire.com/az/lizreid/quantum.html
Science:Biology
People & Relationships:Family
BABY (2)Burping And Belching Youth Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology
People & Relationships:Family
BABY BLUEBonnie And Bouncy, Your Bairn Looks Unusually Elegant Tony McCoy O'Godfather
Assorted Adjectives:Colours
People & Relationships:Family
BABY'S BRAINBegining At Birth You Saw, Behaved, Reasoned, Adapted, Interpreted Naturally! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Your site has engaged my mind far above all the others combined! I suppose that being a MATH WIZ (I need to APRONYMIZE that!), with a strange sense-of-humor makes your site so appealing to what has been a longing in me since I started with a BABY'S BRAIN!
Science:Biology:Body Parts
BABYSITBored Adult, But Youth Sleeps In Tranquility TMcCO'G
People & Relationships
BACHELORBecause Anyone Continuing His Education's Low On Romance? Angela Brett, B.SC.
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Marriage & Divorce
Education:Qualifications
BACKHOUSEBecomes A Cesspool; Kaopectate Has Often, Undoubtedly, Stopped Evacuation Patricia Rix
Places:Buildings:The 'Little Room'
BACK OFFBeware A Cornered Kiwi - Offence Fires Fury. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Phrases
People & Relationships:Nationalities & Races
BAD BOYSBold And Dangerous, Begetters Of Youthful Sins Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Genderalisations
BADDIESBeastly And Dastardly Deluded Individuals Executing Supercrimes Tony McCoy O'Grady
MacGirl & KeyBoard:Supervillains
BAD HORROR MOVIEBasic Account: Derelict House On Reclusive Region Offers Residents Mountains Of Violence In Excess Inev
Entertainment:Movies
BAD TASTEBad Aliens Drink Their Aggregated Sick, They Enjoy! Angela Brett -- people in my family still quote 'ooh, aren't I lucky... I got a chunky bit!' from that scene of the movie whenever appropriate, even though it's been at least a decade since I last saw it.
Entertainment:Movies
BAESYSTEMSBeing An Engineering Specialist You Should Take Engineering More Seriously John Richard Jones - Advice to all who work where I do, with the company name as an Apronym
Commerce:Companies
BAFFLEBoy Adored For Finding Love Elsewhere Rico Leffanta, to go with WAFFLE
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
BAGELBread Attracts Garnishes, Edible Limitations Jan Morgan - can get hard when stale garnishes are limited too
Food & Drink
BAGHDADBefore Americans Get Here, Dozens Are Dying Angela Brett (this acronym could be either for or against the war in Iraq... am I referring to the dozens being killed while US troops are on the way to Baghdad, or those killed by Saddam Hussein before the war started?)
Places:Towns & Cities
Military:War & Terrorism
BAGHDAD (2)Bewildered American Grunts Hurt, Dying And Desperate Chris Kjelgaard
Places:Towns & Cities
BAGHDAD (3)Bested Arabs Grimly Hatch Death And Destruction Chris Kjelgaard
Places:Towns & Cities
BAGHDAD (4)Bush's Arabian Gamble Harms Delicate Alliance Diplomacy Chris Kjelgaard
Places:Towns & Cities
BAGHDAD (5)Bush's Awesome Gift: Humans Dead, Alliances Destroyed Chris Kjelgaard
Places:Towns & Cities
BAGHDAD (6)Blair And George Happy Diplomatic Approach Discarded Chris Kjelgaard
Places:Towns & Cities
BAGPIPESBig Army Guys Playing It Perhaps Epitomises Scotland Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:Music:Instruments
BAGPIPES (2)Blaring At Graduating People In Procession, Emulating Scotland. Angela Brett, while walking in a procession through the streets of Palmerston North as some bagpipes were played at her graduation.
Education
Entertainment:Music:Instruments
BAHBorn Again Heathen Used when some streets evangelist asks me if I am a believer or they try to press a pamphlet in my hand. It usually draws them back & I can make my escape. Dave Buhmann
Religion
BAHRAINBright, Arid, Hot Region - An Independent Nation. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
BAKER HANSBefriends Albert Klages, Eventually Recounts His Adventure 'Ncluding Shipwreck Angela Brett and Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:The Solitaire Mystery
BALANCEBrings A Leaner Advantage, Nutritional Choices Encountered Jan Morgan - balancing food choices
Food & Drink
BALCONYBreasts Arranged Lovingly Concealing Only Nipples Yearning Rico Leffanta
Science:Biology:Body Parts
BALD SPOTBegan Aging, Lost Dulled Strands - Particularly On Top. Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Body Parts
BALFOUR BEATTY RAIL LIMITEDBig And Lucrative Frontrunner Of UK Rail Business. Electrification And Trackwork That You'd Readily Accept. It Looks Like (Inciting Moans) Intensive 'Training' Exercises Delivered. Angela Brett
Commerce:Companies
Transport:Trains
BALL AND CHAINBride Always Laughs Lovingly And Never Dreams Consort Has Any Idea Naturally Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Marriage & Divorce
BALLASTBalancing Any Love Lost Against Sex Tonight Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
BALLSBasically A Leather Lump, Sportswise Tony McCoy O'Grady
Sports & Recreation
BALLS (2)Bounces Across Level Laid Sportsfields Tony McCoy O'Grady
Sports & Recreation
BALZACBiblical Attitudes Laud Zion And Concubines Rico Leffanta
Art & Literature:Writers
BANANASBend's Apparently Natural - Avoid Non-Appetising Skin Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink
BAN ANIMAL ACTSBegin A New Attraction, Not Involving Mute Animals! Let All Circuses Trade Shamelessly TMcCO'G
Entertainment
BANFFBe Aware - Nothing For Free One of the coach drivers when Eric traveled to Banff, the main tourist town in the Rockies - it is mostly gift-shops and restaurants, and relatively expensive.
Places:Towns & Cities:Canada
BANGBack Away, Noise Generator. Tony McCoy O'Grady, after I offered him some ENCOURAGEMENT for collecting more sounds.
Assorted Nouns:Noises
BANG (2)Bloody Awful Noise Generated Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Nouns:Noises
BANJOBasically A Noisy Jangly Object Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:Music:Instruments
BANKBlast! Account Not Known! Angela Brett
Commerce:Money
BANK (2)Bonds And Notes Kept. Roger Williams
Commerce:Money
BANK (3)Bounce Another Nineball Keenly. Roger Williams
Sports & Recreation
BANKRUPTBroke And Now Kindly Responds Unable Pay Terms Rico Leffanta
Commerce:Money
BAPTISTABullied Abused Parent - Termagant Is Soon Taken Away Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's The Taming of the Shrew
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:The Taming of the Shrew
BARBarney's A Regular/Resident! Angela Brett
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
Food & Drink:Food Outlets
BAR (2)Bring Along Rowdies! Patricia Rix
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
Food & Drink:Food Outlets
BAR (3)Beers Aren't Rationed Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
Food & Drink:Food Outlets
BAR (4)Beer's Available Readily Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
Food & Drink:Food Outlets
BAR (5)Belch Again, Repeatedly Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
Food & Drink:Food Outlets
BAR (6)Bottles Available Readily. Roger Williams
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
Food & Drink:Food Outlets
BARBADOSBarbadians Are Rum Brewers And Depend On Sugar. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
BARBARABeachBoys Anthem Recording 'Bout A Romantic Adolescence Tony McCoy O'Grady (who knows that the Beach Boys song was Barbara Ann)
Entertainment:Music:Songs
Names:First names:Female
BARBARA (2)Bully At Recess, Barbaric Antagonistic Reprobate Attacks Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
BARBIEBasically A Rich Bimbo In Effigy Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:First names:Female
Entertainment:Toys
BARDOLPHBoozy And Regularly Drunk - Of Little Practical Help Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's King Henry IV
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:King Henry IV
BARDOLPH (2)Basically A Rogue Devoid Of Lawfulness, Piety, Honesty Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's The Merry Wives of Windsor
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:The Merry Wives of Windsor
BARFBlasting Away Regurgitated Food Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
BARF (2)Begetting A Rainbow Fountain Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
BARGAINBuyer Acquired "Resources = Great" Amount Invested Near/Nil! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Commerce
BARGAIN (2)Business Acumen Requires Grasping Accurately Investment Needs/Numerically! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Commerce
BARIUMBefore A Radiograph Is Unpopular Meal Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry:Elements
BARNEY GUMBLEBeer's A Real Necessity - Ensure You Gulp Unceasingly, Man, Bemoaning Lost Education Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:TV shows:The Simpsons
BAROMETER RISINGBeing A Recounting Of Maritime Explosion Time -- Events Render Rapscallions Impotent, Shove Innocent Nearer Gethsemane Patricia Rix, referring to the book by Hugh McLennan.
Art & Literature:Book Titles
BARREL-LOLBeing Amused, Riotously Raucous Excessive Laughter - Look Out Listeners! Started by Angela Brett, perfected by Tony McCoy O'Grady. A play on 'barrel roll.'
Laughter
BARRYBest At Reading Rhyming Yarns Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Male
BARTBoy's A Real Troublemaker Angela Brett
Entertainment:TV shows:The Simpsons
BART (2)Brat Anagram - Rightly, Too! Angela Brett
Entertainment:TV shows:The Simpsons
BASEBALLBring A Seat Easer, Because Amusement Lasts Long Patricia Rix
Sports & Recreation
BASEBALL (2)Bring A Stick, Elevate Ball Across Local Lot Tony McCoy O'Grady
Sports & Recreation
BASEBALL (3)Bases And Sticks Evokes Ball At Lively Leagues Jan Morgan
Sports & Recreation
BASE JUMPINGBrainless Asses Scale Edifices & Jump Using Miniature Parachute If Nearing Ground Tony McCoy O'Grady
Sports & Recreation:Parachuting
BASICBegan At Seven, I'd Conjecture Angela Brett, whose brothers forced her into BASIC programming pretty much as soon as she could read.
Computers:Programming
BASILBequeath's A Salad Its Lushness Tony
Food & Drink:Condiments:Herbs
BASILISKBreath Apparently Slays, Its Look Is Similarly Killing Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Myths & Legends
BASKETBALLBallgame Attracts Some Kids (Extremely Tall) Building Athletic Long Legs Tony McHoops O'Grady
Sports & Recreation
BASSBold And Seldom Subtle Jason Wilcox
Entertainment:Music:Instruments
BASSANIOBecomes A Successful Suitor - Abundantly Noble In Outlook Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's The Merchant of Venice
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:The Merchant of Venice
BASSIANUSBy Abducting Saturninus's Sweetheart Initiates A Nasty Ugly Story Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Titus Andronicus
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Titus Andronicus
BASTARDBuy A Second Ticket And Receive Discount. Tony McCoy O'Grady (see SHOVE OFF)
Words & Wordplay:Rudeness:Rude Advertising Slogans
BASTARDSBureaucrats Are Such Their Arrogance Really Does Show John Richard Jones
People & Relationships:Insults
BATHBeware A Toweled Hitchhiker Angela Brett (see SPA)
Household Objects:Towels
BATH (2)Basically A Tub, Heated Eric Bridgstock
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene
BATHROOMBuilt As To Help Removal Of Our Motions Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Buildings:The 'Little Room'
BATTERIESBegan A Trip Thinking Extra Required... Instead, Existing Survived. Angela Brett, who took plenty of batteries with her to Palmerston North only to find that the ones already in her Newton lasted the whole trip. (Well, apart from the last few hours on the bus. But they would have survived that easily if they hadn't been a third used to begin with. If you're not happy with the slight deception, change it to 'Eight's Sufficient' in your head.)
Science:Electronics
BATTLESBrilliant Application That Tabulates Listless Ex-Soldiers Tony McCoy O'Grady (see DETECTIVE)
Computers:Internet:VA Data Acquisition
BATTLE TANKBush Artfully Targets Threat-Lapsed Enemy, Totally Avoiding North Korea Chris Kjelgaard
Transport
Military:Weapons
BAUDBlazing Access Using Dialup Steve Keate
Computers:Internet
BAYOUBlue As Young Orbison's Uncle Rico Leffanta
Places:Waterways
BAYWATCHBoobs Are Yawning Whilst A Timex Changes Hours Rico Leffanta
Entertainment:TV shows
BBNBuilding Better Networks BBN = Bolt, Baranek & Newman, one of the companies that helped build the infrastructure of the internet.
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Internet
BBRVBit Big; Removed Vowels ngl Brtt (c ABBREVIATIONS)
Words & Wordplay
BEBankrupt Enterprise Angela Brett
Computers
Commerce:Companies
BEACHBetween Earth And Curved Horizon Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Waterways
BEACH (2)Bugblatter? Eyes Are Covered, Hooray! Angela Brett (see SPA - '...wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or to avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (a mindboggingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you - daft as a brush, but very ravenous)')
Household Objects:Towels
BEARBe Ever Aware, Reliable Jan Morgan -- Rank in Cub Scouts
Sports & Recreation:Scouts
BEARDBushy Entanglement After Razor's Ditched Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Body Parts
BEARSBig Endearing Animals, Rough & Shaggy Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Animals
BEATLESBrian Epstein's Awesomely Talented Liverpudlians. Epitomised Sixties. Eric Bridgstock
Entertainment:Music:Artists
BEATLES (3)Began Everything About The Liverpudlian Electronic Sound Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:Music:Artists
BEATRICEBecomes Emotional After Thinking Romance Is Comedic Enterprise Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Much Ado About Nothing
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Much Ado About Nothing
BEAUTIFULBeholder's Eye Assumes Useful Talent In Finding Uncommon Loveliness Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene
BEAVERBarrier Erecting And Very Energetic Rodent Patricia Rix
Science:Biology:Animals
BE BACK LATERBusybody Ends By Adjourning Conversation, Keeps Linkage Alive Through Eventually Returning Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Phrases
BECHTELBig Engineering Contracts Hardened "Threat-Ending" Line I knew what I wanted to say and tried different combinations until I found a suitable one. (I'm sure this is what everyone does!)
Commerce:Companies
BE CIVILBegin Exercising Caution, Ignore Vehement Intemperate Language Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Advice
BEDBlank Eyed Doze Mary Carr (Angela's mother)
Household Objects:Furniture
BED (2)Bloody Eyed Drunk Mary Carr
Household Objects:Furniture
BED (3)Beneath Exciting Duvet Mary Carr
Household Objects:Furniture
BED (4)Begins Early Dozing Jan Morgan
Household Objects:Furniture
BED AND BREAKFASTBegins Every Day A Necessary Decision Because Residents Eat At Kitchens, Feasting A Savory Tradition Jan Morgan
Food & Drink
Sports & Recreation:Travel
BEDCOVERBasic Esprit De Corps Offers Virgins Eventual Repentance Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
Household Objects
BEDIVEREBoyhood Escapades Developed Into Very Elegant Romantic Errantry. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Myths & Legends:Arthurian Legend
BEEBuzzes Everyone Everywhere Eric Bridgstock
Science:Biology:Insects
BEE (2)Busy Entomological Entity Roger Williams
Science:Biology:Insects
BEEBBig 'Eaded Establishment Broadcaster Mick Bridgstock, referring to the BBC
Communication
BEEFBSE Endangered English Farms Angela Brett
Food & Drink
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
BEEHIVEBrings Extra Elevation... Hair Is Vertical Extremity Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene
BEEN AWAY?Betcha Everyone Else Noticed Around-World Absence, Yeah? Tony, when Angela returned from a round-the-world trip.
Sports & Recreation:Travel
BEERBrewer's Exciting Effervescence, Rabblerouser. Mary Carr
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
BEER (2)Bubbly Elixir Everyone Relishes Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
BEER (3)Beverage Erotically Exciting Rogues Jerry Ryan PER Hoboken Elks Lodge #74
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
BEER (4)Because Everyone Enjoys Recklessness My Brain
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
BEER (5)Brewed Extracts Elicit Ramblings Mick Bridgstock
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
BEER (6)Brewed Extracts Excite Ruffians Mick Bridgstock
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
BEER (7)Beverage Eliciting Exaggerated Raucousness Kenny Roy & Tamaryn Roy
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
BEESBrunch Entries Encircling Sodas Rico Leffanta (see PICNIC)
Science:Biology:Insects:Edible(?)
BEGBest Expand Generously Jeff Anonymous, saying, 'Capital phrases just BEG for expansion, you know...'
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
BEHIND THE EIGHT BALLBalefully, Everything He'd Invested Never Developed. Then He Erringly Engaged In Gambling; He Then Borrowed Awfully Large Loans. Roger Williams
Assorted Phrases
Commerce
BEIGEBright, Excitable Irish Guy's Enjoyable. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Adjectives:Colours
BEIGEPHONEBasically Emits Indecipherable Garbage... Each Person Hears Only Noise, Essentially. Angela Brett (The beigephone is the windoze user's equivalent of MacGirl's MACPHONE)
MacGirl & KeyBoard
BELIZEBanana Exporting Lightens Its Zigzag Economy. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
BELLE DU JOURBetween Each Leg Lust Escapes Doing Unspeakable Jokes On Unscrupulous Romances Rico Leffanta
Entertainment:Movies
BELLOWBull Emits Loudness, Look Out Walkers Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Nouns:Noises
BELLYACHEBy Eating Loads & Loads, You Ache Catastrophically, Heavy Emissions Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
BELLY LAUGHSBeautifully Executed Laughter Letters. You Levitate Above Usual Grotty Halfhearted Samples. Tony McCoy O'Grady, after reading LOL IN COSMOS.
Laughter
BELTBind Ends, Leave Tight Jan Morgan
Household Objects:Clothing:Jewellery & Accessories
BENBoings Evoke Newstime Tony McCoy O'Grady (Big Ben's chimes are used for the introduction to a UK TV news bulletin)
Time
Communication
Places:Landmarks
BENEDICKBeatrice Eventually Needs Emotional Display In Consummating Kiss Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Much Ado About Nothing
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Much Ado About Nothing
BENEFITBecause Everyone Needs Extra Funds In Tragedies Tony McCoy O'Grady
Commerce:Money
BEN-HURBeautifully Encapsulates Noble Hebrew Under Romans. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:Movies
BENINBasically Exports Nuts In Numbers. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
BENNYBerk Eroticised Near-Naked Youngwomen TMcCO'G - referring to Benny Hill
Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses
BEOWULFBig Electronic Organisms Will Use Linux, Fool Sean Lamb (who envies the computing power of the big Beowulf clusters that always seem to take on a life of their own)
Computers:Linux
BE RIGHT BACKBriefly Ending Relationship (I'll Go Have Tea) But Am Coming Kcab :-) Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Phrases
BERN DELLBasically, 'E's Really Nice. (Dollars Expected - Laud's Lucrative!) Angela Brett
Names:Acronymists
BERRIESBest Ever Ripe, Really Is Edibly Sweet Jan Morgan
Food & Drink
BERRIES (2)Best Ever Ripe, Rotten Is Eventually Smashed Jan Morgan
Food & Drink
BERRYBest Ever Ripe, Rotten Yuck! Jan Morgan
Food & Drink
BERTHABrilliance Everyone Related To Her Admires Angela Brett (the name Bertha comes from berht, an Ancient Germanic word meaning "Brilliant.")
Names:First names:Female
BERTRAMBestows Especial Ring, Thus Rightly Accepts Marriage Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's All's Well That Ends Well
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:All's Well That Ends Well
BEST FRIENDBuddy - Especially So! Trusted For Reference In Extreme Need & Danger Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships
BESTIALBehaviour's Excessive? Stupid Twits Imply Animal Likeness Tony McCoy O'Grady [The word 'bestial' is rarely applied to animals, but usually to some (unapproved-of) human behaviour]
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
BESTIALITYBeing Enslaved Sexually To Indecent Animal 'Loving' Is Totally Yucky Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
Science:Biology:Animals
BESTIALITY (2)Beasts Enjoy Sex Too! If Animal Likes It, Treat Yourself. Angela Brett (don't believe everything you read.)
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
BETABegin Experimental Testing Activities TMcCO'G
Computers
BETA (2)Before Exposing The Artefact TMcCO'G
Computers
BETA (3)Because Every Test's Affirmative Sean Lamb
Computers
BETHLEHEMBirth's Exceptional, The Heralds Laud & Extol. He's Evidently Messiah Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion
Places:Towns & Cities
BETTY PERSKEBetter Eat To Treat Yourself; Passion Entreats Romantic Stolen Kisses Endlessly Rico Leffanta (Betty Perske is better known as Lauren Bacall)
Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses:Little known real names
BEVERLYHILLSBet Everyone's Very Exceedingly Rich. Love Your House, Ida! Let's Lunch Soon. TuffGuyInLA (Mario) came up with this on a road trip from San Francisco to Los Angeles that he was forced to endure. Now he LIVES in LA.... No escaping destiny. Sigh.
Places:Towns & Cities:USA
BEWARE OF DOGBelieve Exhortations! Woofs And Roars Echo Over Fence. Don't Open Gate! Roger Williams
Science:Biology:Animals
BEYONCEBring Every Young One Not Coming Everyday Tavia Bryant
Entertainment:Music:Artists
BHANGBums Harvest Addictive, Narcotic Greenery Angela Brett
Drugs:Cannabis
BHUTANBetween Himalayan Uplands - Tibetans And Nepalese. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
BIANCABecomes Irritated At Nonsensical Courtship Arrangements Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's The Taming of the Shrew
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:The Taming of the Shrew
BIAS (2)Because It's Actually Superior Angela Brett (see BIAS)
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
BIASEDBlair Is A Swindler Every Day John Richard Jones
Politics
BIBCOCKBasically Its Bent Conduit Outfitting Commercial Kitchens Rico Leffanta
Food & Drink
BIBLEBooks Inside Book, Lasting Evangelism Angela Brett
Religion
Art & Literature:Book Titles
BIBLE (2)Believers Instruction Book - Life Encompassing Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion
Art & Literature:Book Titles
BIBLE (3)Basic Instruction By Life's Engenderer George Rix
Religion
Art & Literature:Book Titles
BIBLE (4)Basic Instruction Before Leaving Earth Jide Alakija, Read the bible everyday and it just suddenly clicked one day what the bible meant to me.
Religion
Art & Literature:Book Titles
BIBLE (5)Because It Brings Light Eternal Jan Morgan
Religion
Art & Literature:Book Titles
BIBLE (6)Because It's Believed, Learn Extensively Jan Morgan
Religion
Art & Literature:Book Titles
BIBLE (7)Best Ideas Build Loving Eternity Jan Morgan
Religion
Art & Literature:Book Titles
BIDETBathe Intimate Developments Every Time Rico Leffanta
Household Objects:Furniture
BIGBehold Its Greatness! Angela Brett
Assorted Adjectives
BIG APPLEBusses' Intercity Grub Acquisition Pleases Proprietors - Lotsa Eating. Angela Brett, when the intercity bus she was on made a refreshment stop at the Big Apple restaurant.
Food & Drink:Food Outlets
BIG BROTHERBeing In 'Goldfish Bowl' Really Opens Their Hearts -- Extreme Recreation. Angela Brett, referring to the pandemic of TV series in which a group of people enter a compound full of TV cameras (compound eyes!) and are 'evicted' one by one until the last one gets a prize. Meanwhile they are made to do strange tasks (extreme recreation) and tend to find out a lot about themselves in the process (extreme re-creation.)
Entertainment:TV shows
BIGGERBy Increments Gaining Greater Expansion Rate Tony Moore
Assorted Adjectives
BIGGEST HEADBecause I'm Genuinely Great, Everyone Seems To Have Extreme Animosity Disorder :-) TMcCO'G
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
BIGGEST HEAD (2)"Brilliant" Individuals Generally Get Egotistical, Showing They Have Excessively Auto-Deceived TMcCO'G
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
BIG GOAL: LEAP!Believe In God. God Obey. Advance Love. Love / Encourage / Affirm People! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Religion
BIG HUGBlatantly Impetuous Gesture, Happiness Usually Generated. Angela Brett, whose nieces love the TELETUBBIES.
People & Relationships
BIG PROFITSBy Increasing Gross Prices, Rip Off From Idiotically Thick Shoppers Tony McCoy O'Grady
Commerce
BIG SMILEBecause It's Great! So Many Incredibly Lovely Events! Angela Brett
Laughter
BILBOBelittled Ignoramus Likes Boring Others. Carl Brett
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:The Lord of the Rings
BILLBig, If Lunchers Linger Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink
Commerce
BILL (2)Beast Is Lying Loser Jan Morgan - someone I knew
Names:First names:Male
BILL CLINTONBill Is Lusty Leader: Constantly Lets Interns' Nether Territories Overshadow Nation Chris Kjelgaard
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
Names:Famous people:Politicians
BILLEDBought It, Left Loot, Endured Demands Sean Lamb
Commerce
BILL GATES (2)Big Idiot Living Like God. A Toupee Exceedingly Sloppy. Mysterious Shadow
Names:Famous people
Computers:Windows
BILLINGBig & 'In Lights' List Includes 'Named' Guys Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment
BILTMOREBecause It's Linux, They Might Open Roughly Everything Sean Lamb (Biltmore was the code name for RedHat Linux 4.2)
Computers:Linux
Names:Code Names:Linux
BIMBOBrainless Individual, Meretricious Blonde Ornament. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene
BING CROSBYBing Is Noted, Great Crooner Relies On Singing. Bababoo? Yes! Sean Lamb (Bing Crosby was known for his crooning singing style that included refrains of "ba-ba-ba-boo" skat lyrics)
Entertainment:Music:Artists
BINGOBiddies In Neighbourhood Gamble Openly Tony McCoy O'Grady - Bingo (where I live) is played mainly by older women in local community halls
Entertainment:Games
BINGO (2)Blair Is No Good Okay John Richard Jones
Politics
BINSBringing It Nearer Still Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to an abbreviation for binoculars.
Assorted Nouns
BINS (2)Bumf Is Neatly Stored Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Nouns
BIOLOGYBy Investigation Of Life, One Gains Yang? Tony McCoy O'Grady and Angela Brett
Science:Biology
BIONICBelieve It Or Not, I'm Cybernetic! Angela Brett
Science:Biology
BIOSBoots In One Second Angela Brett (BIOS actually stands for Basic Input Output System)
Computers
BIRDBRAINBimbo Is Remarkably Dim, Blonde Ringlets Apparently Indicating Naivete Tony McCoy O'Chauvinist
People & Relationships:Insults
BIRDS AND BEES (2)Birth & Inception Rarely Discussed Sometimes Arouses Needless Dithering. Be Explicit & Explain Sexuality Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
Science:Biology
BIRDS AND BEES (3)Being Irish, Reserved Daughter's Sexual Awakening Naturally Demands Biology Education Embarrassing Sheila. Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
Science:Biology
BIRTHDAYBecause It's Really Tough Having Death Anniversaries Yearly! Angela Brett
Time:Special Occasions
BIRTHDAY (2)But I Really Think He Does Act Young Angela Brett
Time:Special Occasions
BIRTHDAY (3)But It's Ridiculous To Have Day Adding Year Angela Brett, because after this one day people consider themselves to be a whole year older.
Time:Special Occasions
B IS FOR BABird Identifies Soul For Old Religion's Believing Adherents. Tony McCoy O'Grady (see C IS FOR CAATINGA)
Religion
BISHOP (2)Busy Individual, Sacrificing His Own Priorities Jan Morgan
Religion:Religious Occupations
BISHOP (3)Busy Individual, Services Host Of People Jan Morgan
Religion:Religious Occupations
BISMUTHBisodol Is Still Much Used Treating Hangovers! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry:Elements
BITBrief, Insignificant Time Roger Williams
Time
BITCHBring It To Cheap Hotel Acronymous Anonymous
People & Relationships:Insults
BITCH (2)Button It To Conserve Health Acronymous Anonymous
People & Relationships:Insults
BITE MEBlonde's Invited To Eat My Epidermis Tony McCoy O'Grady
Main
Assorted Phrases
BITE ME (2)Barb Intended To Enrage Most Everyone Jerry Ryan PER Hoboken Elks Lodge #74
People & Relationships:Insults
BITWISEBoolean Instructions Tackle Words In Single Elements Angela Brett
Computers:Programming
BITWISE (2)Bringing Information Technology Wisdom Into School Environment. Angela Brett (see UNITS)
Education:University of Nottingham School of Community Health Sciences IT Subgroup
BIZARREBrilliant Idea, Zany Attitude Riotous Reaction Ensued Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Adjectives
BLABBlub Like A Baby Tony
Communication:Talking
BLAB (3)Betrays Like A B*st*rd Tony
Communication:Talking
BLAB (4)Beat Lips About Barrenly/Banally Angela Brett
Communication:Talking
BLAB (5)Button Lips Around Barry/Brian/Bill Tony, when somebody on the forums asked for expansions for BLAB... this could work if the blabbermouth's name happens to start with a B.
Communication:Talking
BLACKBasically Lightless, As Coal / Kohl Angela Brett
Assorted Adjectives:Colours
BLACK (2)Boycott, Lacking A Colleague's Kindness Tony McCoy O'Grady (to 'black' something is to ban it)
People & Relationships
BLACK (3)Basically Lacking All Colour Knowledge Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Adjectives:Colours
BLACK CATBrings Luck (Alternately Calamity) Keep Crossing A Trail Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Animals
BLACK COHOSHButtercup-Like, And Clinicians/Companies Know Compound Offers Hope Of Stimulating Hormones Angela Brett
Food & Drink:Condiments:Herbs
BLACK SHEEPBlackguard Lamb Actually Caught Knitting Sweaters Heartlessly Earning Extra Profit Rico Leffanta
Science:Biology:Animals
BLACKSMITHBig Lumbering Artisan Crafting Knives & Swords - Metal Is Terribly Hot TMcCO'G
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
BLACKSTONEBritish Lawyer Authored "Commentaries", Keenly Saving Tomes Of Notable Expoundings. Roger Williams
Names:Famous people
People & Relationships:Law & Order
BLACK WIDOWBegins Lunch After Coitus, Killing With Instinct During Orgasmic Withdrawal Tony McCoy O'Grady, whose wife looks stunning in black and to whom he regularly refers as his "Black Widow"
Science:Biology:Insects
BLADDERBilious Liquids Are Deposited Daily, Easily Released Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Body Parts
BLAHBoring Lecture, All Humdrum. Angela Brett
Education:Slow Teaching
BLAINEBad Liver Affected Infant's Name, Evidently Angela Brett (the name Blaine comes from bla, a Gaelic word meaning "Yellow." I wonder how many babies were named Blaine because they were jaundiced.)
Names:First names:Male
BLAISE PASCALBlasted Little Annoyance Is Spamming Endlessly - Prison And Serving Community Are Likely! Tony McCoy O'Grady, hypothesising about Pascal's descendants becoming supercriminals
MacGirl & KeyBoard:Supervillains:When good scientists go bad
BLAKEButtered Limas Are Keen Eating Kimberly
Names:You Are What You Eat
BLARGHBoredom Launches A Rather Good Headline Tony McCoy O'Grady, when Angela sent him an email with the rather uninspired subject line 'blargh.'
Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words
BLASTBomb Leaves Air Smelling Terrible Tony McCoy O'Grady
Military:Weapons
BLAST 'EMBin Laden's A Sadistic Terrorist - Evil Manifested Angela Brett, who in general doesn't advocate blasting things but wanted to demonstrate an expansion containing 'Bin Laden'
Military:War & Terrorism
BLAST OFFBurn Loads And Surge Through Our Fragile Firmament Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Astronomy
BLASTOISEBlasting Liquid Adds Speed - Third One In Squirtle Evolution Angela Brett (Blastoise is Pokemon #9)
Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon
BLASTOISE (2)Being Large And Strong Triumphs Only In Some Encounters Dundee (Blastoise is Pokemon #9)
Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon
BLESSEDBeing Loved Especially Should Secure Eventual Deification Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion
BLESSINGBoys Love Easy Sex Socially Identifiying Needy Girls Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
BLESTBenevolent Lord Extends Special Treatment Saint Tony McCoy O'Grady, who hopes that Blest [as searched for on the Acronyms website] is not a Pokemon character, but the older spelling of Blessed.
Religion
BLIMPBalloon's Lines Impede Marauding Planes TMcCO'G
Transport
BLINDBlighted Lifetime In Neverending Darkness Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
BLINKYBothersome Little Interfering Nettlesome Koala? Yes! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters
BLISSBecome Languid In Satisfactory Sensations Patricia Rix
People & Relationships:Emotions
BLISS (2)Bodily Luxury Is Something Sublime Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Emotions
BLOCKAGEBrain's Lack Of Clarity Kiboshes A Genius's Expressions Tony McCoy O'Grady, after Jeff's ACRONYMISTS' BLOCK was cured by his EPSOM SALT acronym, and Angela pointed out that Epsom salt cures more than one type of blockage.
Words & Wordplay
BLOCKAGE (2)Bottom's Lack Of Clearance Keeps All Garbage Enclosed? Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
BLOKEBig Lunk Of King's English Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Genderalisations
BLONDBeautiful Lady Of Nordic Descent Jan Morgan
Assorted Adjectives:Colours
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene
BLOODBleeding Leaks Of Ordinary Droplets Jan Morgan
Science:Biology:Body Parts
BLOWBreathe Like Oral Wind Angela Brett
Assorted Verbs
BLOW (2)Bulging Lips Offer Wind Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Verbs
BLOW JOBBegin Loving Orally - With Jaws Opened Broadly Tony McCoy O'Grady, after watching an 'expose' TV programme on teenage sex in England.
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
BLOW MEBreathe Loving Over Willy, My Enamoured TMcCO'G
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
BLOW MY OWN TRUMPETBrilliant Lady, One Will Meet Your Own Wishes, Now 'Thousands' Replaces Utterly Modest, Personally-Effacing 'Tons'. Tony McCoy O'Grady, after Angela suggested changing the 'Tons' in his TONY (4) with the more accurate and impressively unexaggerated 'Thouands'.
Assorted Phrases
BLOWN AWAY!Blimey! Loads Of Wonderful New Acronyms. Wordsmiths Adore You! Angela Brett, when Tony produced a particularly good round of acronyms.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
BLUBBERButter Lovers Usually Bloat, By Eating Relentlessly Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology
Food & Drink
BLUEBadly Lovesick? Unhappy, Emotionally... Angela Brett
Assorted Adjectives:Colours
BLUE (2)Brings Laziness Unto Extremes Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Adjectives:Colours
BLUE (3)Below Life's Usual Excitement Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Adjectives:Colours
People & Relationships:Emotions
BLUE (4)Blue Lakes. Unbounded Expanses. Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Assorted Adjectives:Colours
Places:Waterways
BLUE (5)Beautifully Laced Unique Ensemble Jan Morgan
Assorted Adjectives:Colours
Household Objects:Clothing
BLUEBERRY IMACBad Luck, Underfed Ethiopians... Barely Edible Repast. Return Yours, I'll Make A Casserole. Angela Brett
Computers:Do Not Eat:iMac Fruit Salad
BLUE SCREEN OF DEATHBoom! Large, Useless Error Speaks Cryptic, Random Explanation. Evil Nerd Organization Fiendishly Devised Explosion At Technical Hell. Sporkmaster, who has Windows XP, doesn't have this curse, but speaks on behalf of the less fortunate.
Computers:Windows
BLURBritpop Leaders, Unrivalled Rockers. Eric Bridgstock
Entertainment:Music:Artists
BLUSHBlameworthiness Looses Unwelcome Scarlet Hue Timothy Chambers
Assorted Verbs
BMWBreak My Wallet Rob s
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Transport:Car Makes & Models
BMW (2)Bigoted Multifaced Wanker John Richard Jones. This is what I think of some BMW drivers who treat other drivers as second-class.
Transport:Car Makes & Models
Transport:Drivers
BOAST (2)Brag Or Avaunt, Skite Terribly Angela Brett
Assorted Verbs
BOAST (3)Bascially, One Always Seems Terrific. Edwin Hermann
Assorted Verbs
BOATSBest Ones Are Trailer-Sailers Angela Brett
Transport
BOBBuoyant On Breakers Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Verbs
BOBCATBegins Our Best, Cub At Teaching Jan Morgan -- Rank in Cub Scouts
Sports & Recreation:Scouts
BOB GELDOFBop On, Boys & Girls! (Expletive) Let's Defeat Obscene Famine Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:Music:Artists
BODACIOUSBody's Obviously Desirable And Curvacious - I'll Ogle Unbelievable Silhouette. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Adjectives
BODIES'Bravery' Of Dead Is Euphemism: Stupidity! Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Death
BODYBiological Organism Decaying You Rico Leffanta
Science:Biology
BODY PIERCINGBits Of Decorated Youths Perhaps It's Eye-Rings, Circlets In Navels/ Genitals Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships
Household Objects:Clothing:Jewellery & Accessories
BOGEYBlowholes Over Gob Exude Yuckiness Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Nouns
BOLDBrave, Or Lavishly Daring Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
BOLIVIABolivar Originally Liberated It, Vigorous Industries & Agriculture. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
BOLLOCKSBurst Out Laughing Loudly Over Crass Knavish Smugness Tony McCoy O'Grady, when he wished to sniggeringly deride some stupid remarks which someone made.
Words & Wordplay:Rudeness
Laughter
BOLSTERBrace Or Lift Something To Exalted Rank Rico Leffanta
Assorted Verbs
BOLTBit Of Lovely Tweed Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Mathematics:Measurement
BOMBBack Off! Manipulating B*tch! PiMaster, after capitalising BOMB. (See ANGELA (8))
People & Relationships:Insults
BOMB (2)Bungled Once More Bigtime! Roger Williams
Military:Weapons
BOMBERBillions Of Megatons Bring Earthly Ruin Tony McCoy O'Grady
Military
Transport
BOMBSHELLBreasts Only Move Because Shaking Hips Excite Lusty Libidos Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
BONDAGEBinding, Or Nastily Delimiting Activity, Generates Excitement Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
BONDEDBaby Of New Dad Enjoys/Endures Doting Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Family
BONE CARVINGBrush On Nature's Every Canvas, And Recycle Vertebrae Into Neverending Gift Angela Brett
Art & Literature
Science:Biology:Body Parts
BONESBroken Ones Need Elevation & Support Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Body Parts
BONGSBigwigs Ordered No Gear Sales Angela Brett, after a law was passed prohibiting the sale of cannabis-smoking apparatus.
Drugs
BONNIEBusy One Never Needs Imagination Enthusiasm Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
BONNIE (2)Brain Obviously Not Navigating In Ethics Jan Morgan - someone I knew
Names:First names:Female
BONUSBlantantly Obvious Nude Under Sedation Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
BONUS (2)Barrage Of Nonsense Undermine Superiority Dundee
Commerce
BONUS (3)Bankable Overtime Notches Up Salary Tony McCoy O'Grady
Commerce
BONUS (4)Bastard Owners Negating Union Sacrifice W. Kline
Commerce:Money
BONUS (5)Because One Needs Uplifted Salary Tony McCoy O'Grady
Commerce:Money
BOOBBounces Out Of Bra Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Body Parts
BOOBY TRAPBreasts Outrageously Overflowing Brassiers Young Teenagers Reveal At Parties Rico Leffanta
Household Objects:Clothing:Underwear
BOOGERBasic Opening Offers Green Excretion - Revolting Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology
BOOKBound Outlet Of Knowledge Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature
Education
BOOKCASEBound Outlet Of Knowledge, Contents Are Sometimes Engrossing Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects:Furniture
BOOK OF MORMONBasic Objective Of Keystone, Original Features, Memories Of Residents, Migrates Over Nation Jan Morgan - History Lessons
Religion
Art & Literature:Book Titles
BOOKS IN THE BIBLEBorn Out Of Knowledge Scarcity, It's Necessary To Have Everyone Believing Inscriptions... Ban Looking Elsewhere. Angela Brett
Religion:Bible books
BOOSTBurning Oxygen Offers Super Thrust Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Physics
BORACHIOBraggart's Obedient Ruse Arouses Complete Havoc Involving Others Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Much Ado About Nothing
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Much Ado About Nothing
BOREDBecoming Overly Reposed - Experience Depression Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Emotions
BORED IN CLASSBecause Of Really Elementary, Dull Instruction, Now Completing Latest Acronyms Stack. See? Angela Brett, who was getting ACRONYMS 2.2 ready for release during a boring class, and had to think of an acronym to import so that the stack would know it had Update List Grape.
Education:Slow Teaching
BOREDOMBrain On Recess, Extreme Disuse Of Mind. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Emotions
BORGBloody Organism, Robotically Genocidal Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters
BORG (2)Bloody 'Orrible Robotic Guys! Gavin Lambert
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters
BORG QUEENBeautiful Or Really Gruesome? Questions Usually Entail Excess Notionalising Gavin Lambert
Politics:Royalty
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters
BORINGBreaking (Operating Rotary Instruments) New Ground Angela Brett
Assorted Verbs
BORN FOR THE PORCHBeing Of Restful Nature, Find Oneself Returning To Hammock Everytime. Perhaps One Relishes Calm Happiness TMcCO'G - who hopes he has grasped the meaning being sought by the person who searched for this phrase.
Assorted Phrases
BORN FREEBreatifully Outlined Romantic Novel Featured Rapidly Endangered Environment Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to Joy Adamson's book about a pride of lions in Africa.
Art & Literature:Book Titles
BOSBat Outta Shell BOS = Base Operating System (IBM). The kernel of AIX and the programs that consist of a base install are included in the BOS.
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers
BOSSBags Over-Sized Salary Angela Brett
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
BOSS (2)Big Overseer, Sometimes Surly Mick Bridgstock
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
BOSTONBay Of Spilt Tea - Oh No! Angela Brett
History
Places:Towns & Cities:USA
BOSTON (2)Beans On Soggy Toast - Oh No! Tony McCoy O'Grady (Boston is the home of Boston Baked Beans - a recipe involving haricot beans, a piece of ham, treacle, brown sugar, tomato puree and 4 hours in an oven.)
Food & Drink
Places:Towns & Cities:USA
BOTHBliss Of Togetherness, Hurrah! joybutton
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
BOTH BRAINCELLS KILLEDBump On The Head Brings Really Awful Injuries, Now Can't Even Lift Legs. Some Knowledge Is Lost - Longterm Effect's Death. Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
BOTOXBrought On To Ongoing Xaminations Dennis Carr
Drugs
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene:Beauty Products
BOTSWANABushmen Of The South Who Are Nomadic Africans. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
BOTTLEBlacked Out, Turned Turtle, Lying Expressionless Tony McCoy O'Grady
Drugs
BOTTOMBig Orifices Treat Tons Of Merde! Mary Carr/Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Body Parts
BOTTOM LINEBasis Of Trade - To Operate Many Lines Is Needless Expense Tony McCoy O'Grady
Commerce
BOTTOM QUARKBest Of The Theories Of Matter? Quite Unlikely Anyone Really Knows Angela Brett ('Bottom' is one of the six types of QUARK, along with UP QUARK, DOWN QUARK, STRANGE QUARK, CHARM QUARK and TOP QUARK... at least, that's the prevailing wisdom so far.)
Science:Physics:Particles
BOTUSFLEMINGBefore Operation The Urbane Surgeon Feels Like Extracting Mucus (Including Nasal Gloop) Tony McCoy O'Grady (Botusfleming is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as being, 'A small, long-handled steel trowel used by surgeons to remove the contents of a patient's nostrils prior to a sinus operation.')
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
BOUNCESBrassiered Orbs Under Nicely Contrived Elastic Supports Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
BOUNDARIESBorders Of Unpleasant Neighbours Demand Agreement. Recognized Indicator Ensures Serenity Tony McCoy/Hatfield
Places
BOUNTIFULBenefits Our Unit Nicely To Introduce Full Understanding, Life Jan Morgan -- City in Utah
Places:Towns & Cities:USA
BOUQUETBottles (Of Unusual Quality) Usually Exude Tannins TMcCO'G
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
BOURBONBooze Our Uncle Relays Barefoot Obligating Nightcaps Rico Leffanta, from when bourbon was "home brew" which barefoot hillbillies ran around delivering, especially during prohibition. Of course, it was always someone's "uncle", and a delivery included the "nightcap" to ensure the brew was true.
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
BOVINEBeasts Obscuring View In Nature's Environment Tony McCoy O'Greenspace
Science:Biology:Animals
BOWELBack Off... Wind Emission Likely. Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Body Parts
BOWELSBottom Often Will Evacuate Liquids & Solids Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Body Parts
BOWLINGBalls Occupy Waxed Lanes, Ideally; Not Gutters. Roger Williams
Sports & Recreation
BOWMANBent Over Weapons, Many Arrows Needed Tony McCoy O'Grady
Military
BOXERSBalls (Of XY-Endowed) Readily Swing Angela Brett
Household Objects:Clothing:Underwear
BOXINGBoys Outmaneuver Xena In Nailing Girls Rico Leffanta
Sports & Recreation
BOXING DAYBustle Of Xmas Is Now Gone, Discounts Await You Angela Brett
Time:Special Occasions
BOYFRIENDBrag Of Your First Romance... It's Everlasting, No Doubt. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
BOY SCOUTBasically Offers You Sex Camping Outdoors Under Tent Rico Leffanta
Sports & Recreation:Scouts
BOYZONEBand Of Youths, Zero (Or Nil) Expertise Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:Music:Artists
BRABreast-Restraining Apparatus Angela Brett
Household Objects:Clothing:Underwear
BRA (2)Breasts Remodelled/ Accentuated Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects:Clothing:Underwear
BRA (3)Breast Realignment Appliance Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects:Clothing:Underwear
BRADLEYBoy, Really Active, Does Love Experiencing Youth Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Male
BRAD SAYSBully's Rough Advice Doesn't Summon A 'Yes, Sir!' Angela Brett
People & Relationships
BRAIDSBring Relative Alignment Into Disordered Strands Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene
BRAIN (2)Biologic Reasoning Apparatus; Intelligence's Nest Gavin Lambert
Science:Biology:Body Parts
BRAIN BOWLBright Resourceful Abecedarians Interrogated Nightly By Other Witty Learners. Peter & Christina - The Brain Bowl Team participates in Jeopardy-like competition in a state-wide event every year.
Sports & Recreation
People & Relationships:Thoughts
BRANDINGBuyers Remember A Name, Discredit If No Good Angela Brett
Commerce
BRANDYBeautifully Robust Alcohol Napoleon Drank, Yes? Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
BRASSBrings Rapturous And Spectacular Singing Jason Wilcox
Entertainment:Music:Instruments
BRASSIEREBreast-Restraining Apparatus, Sometimes Shown In Extremely Raunchy Exposes Angela Brett and Steve Keate
Household Objects:Clothing:Underwear
BRATBoyish Rogue And Tease! Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
BRAT (2)Bad Radically Active Teenager Rulgnaj Yerdon
People & Relationships
BRATSBehaviour Raises Adult's Total Scorn Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships
BRAVOBeg Repeat - Audience's Vehement Ovation Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment
BREAD OF LIFEBuy Regularly, Eat And Die Or Follow Love's Inspiration For Eternity Rico Leffanta
Religion
BREAKBalls Rest Easily After Kicking Rico Leffanta
Science:Biology
BREAK IT DOWNBecause Really Enormous Adversity Kills Inspiration, Try Decomposing Opponent & Winning Nonhastily. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Advice
BREASTBeautiful, Round, Entertaining, Appetising, Supple, Tittilating. Matthew Oram and Steve Keate
Science:Biology:Body Parts
BREAST (2)Becomes Really Erect After Some Tweaking Matthew Oram and Steve Keate
Science:Biology:Body Parts
BREAST CANCERBad Results, Endanger Adventures, Seizes Tomorrows. Cells Attacked, Never Ceasing, Enters Radiation. Jan Morgan - Lost a friend to it
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
BREASTSBabies Rarely Ever Attempt Suckling Two Simultaneously! Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Body Parts
BREASTS (2)Blondes Request Expensive And Sometimes Troublesome Sugery. Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Body Parts
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene
BREASTS (3)Beautifully Rounded, Extremely Arousing, Sometimes Terribly Sensitive Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Body Parts
BREEZEBeautifully Refreshing Emanation. Enjoy Zephyr's Effects Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Meteorology
BRENDABritish Royals Epithet Newsmagazine Designated Apparently Tony McCoy O'Grady (HRH Queen Elizabeth II is scurrillously referred to as "Brenda" in Private Eye magazine.)
Names:First names:Female
Politics:Royalty:Royals
BREWBeer Revolts Every Woman Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
BRIANBrings Reasonable Income Advantage, Naturally Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Male
BRIAN (2)Brat, Really Is Antagonistic, Noxiously Jan Morgan - someone I know
Names:First names:Male
BRIANNEBegins Reading In A Nice Narrative Essentially Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
BRIBEBig Remittance Is Brash Enough Roger Williams
Commerce
BRICKBuilding Requires Intricate Construction Knowledge Tony Moore
Household Objects
BRIDALBlushes, Repeating "I Do" About Lover Tony McCatch-the-Bouquet O'Grady
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Marriage & Divorce
BRIDGE COMMANDERBoat's Ruler Issues Directives, Gives Every Command Or Manages Men. Assures Naval Directives Enforced Rigorously Tony McAyeAye O'Grady
Military:Ranks
BRIDGEND Burying Residents In Deep Graves Ends Neighbourhood Disputes John Richard Jones
Places:Towns & Cities:UK
BRIDGESBusy Road If Deep Gorge's Elaborately Spanned Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Waterways
Transport
BRIEF ENCOUNTERBrilliantly Restrained, Intensely Erotic Flm. Epic Noel Coward Ouevre Using, Notoriously, The English Railway. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:Movies
BRIEFSBasic Requirement Is Explanation For Solicitor Tony McCoy O'Grady
Communication
BRIGADIERBegins Reasonably Intelligently - Gradually Abates - Disimproving Intellect Enforces Retirement Tony McCoy O'Grady
Military:Ranks
BRIGHAM YOUNGBlazes Route In Gathering, Has A Multitude Yonder, Offers Utmost Nook Geographically Jan Morgan -- "Blazed" the way to Utah for the pioneers. Multitudes went yonder in the utmost (furthest) nook - (secluded place) to be safe from persecution.
Names:Famous people
BRIGHAM YOUNG UNIVERSITYBelieves Receptive Instruction Good Habit. As Multitudes Yearn Occupations, Under Navigation Gives Utah Nice Institute. Varied Educational Recommendations Suits Indivduals Taught Yearly Jan Morgan -- School in Utah
Education:Schools
BRILLIANTBright Resounding Idea - Let's Leave It Alone, Not Tamper Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Adjectives
BRITAINBig Royalist Institution - They're An Island Nation Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
BROCKBadger's Rare (Or Cant?) Knickname Tony McCoy O'Grady - Brock is a rare word for a badger in England (I'm not really sure if it qualifies as a 'cant' term but the lettering was inviting)
Science:Biology:Animals
BROKE FEMALEBills, Rent Or Kids... Expenses Forever! Egocentric Male Always Loses Employment. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Genderalisations
Commerce:Money
BROKENBy Rebelling, Outlaws Keep Everyone Noticing Angela Brett, because laws are made to be broken. The theory is that criminals are really just doing what they do because they want attention. Sentence potential criminals to preventative attention and everything will be fine.
People & Relationships:Law & Order
BROKEN HEARTBeloved Romeo Often Kissed Enchantingly, Now He's Ended Amorous Relationship Tearfully. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
BRONCOBucks Riders Off! None Can Outlast. Roger Williams
Sports & Recreation
BRONZEBe Really Open - Nearness Zenithal Emotionally. Angela Brett, referring to what is traditionally the bronze (8th) wedding anniversary.
Science:Chemistry:Elements
BROOCHBright Resplendant Object On 'Clothes Horse' Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects:Clothing:Jewellery & Accessories
BROOKE SHIELDSBoys Routinely Offer Open Kisses Erotically, Should Her Incited Erotic Lips Demand Satisfaction? Rico Leffanta
Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses
BROTHBoiled Richness Offered To Hospitalised Tony
Food & Drink
BROTHERSBrats Repeatedly Offending Their Honest, Erudite, Responsible Sisters Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Family
BRUNEIBritish Run Until Natives Exacted Independence. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
BRUNOBrown - Rather Uninspiring Name Origin Angela Brett
Names:First names:Male
BRUSHBristles Roughen Up Swallower's Hindquarters Tony McCoy O'Grady, to go with the various PAINT-eating acronyms
Food & Drink:Home(-cooked) Improvement
BRUSH (2)Best Roasted Using Sweet Herbs Tony McCoy O'Grady, to balance BRUSH
Food & Drink:Home(-cooked) Improvement
BRUTUS (2)Beloved Roman, Ultimately The Ultimate Stabber! Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Julius Caesar and Antony and Cleopatra
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Antony and Cleopatra
BRYANBegins Reading Yarns At Noon Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Male
BRYCEBuild, Render - You've Created Environment! Angela Brett (Bryce is a 3D landscaping and animation application... see http://corel.com)
Computers
B.SC.Biological Scientific Calculator Angela Brett, after graduating with a B.Sc. (Bachelor of Science) majoring in MATHEMATICS.
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Education:Qualifications
BSDBest System Design Sean Lamb (BSD = Berkeley Software Distribution; a flavor of UNIX written by UC Berkeley that is the basis for FreeBSD, NetBSD and OpenBSD among others)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers
BTWBrain To Wander... Angela Brett (BTW usually stands for 'By The Way')
Re-expansions of existing acronyms:Conversational
BUBBABig Ugly Bible-Beatin' Ass a stereotypical description of anyone named Bubba in Georgia or Arkansas.
Names:First names:Male
BUBBLESBrought Unto Being By Liquid's Expanding Surface Angela Brett
Assorted Nouns
BUCCANEERBoyos Using Cutlasses Clambered Aboard Naval Expedition, Everything's Ransacked TMcCO'G
History
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Criminals
BUCKINGHAMBacks Up Corrupt King - Is Not Given Hereford After Murders Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Richard III
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Richard III
BUDDIESBecause "U" Deserve Dependable Individual Exchanges Socially Jan Morgan
People & Relationships
BUDDINGBreasts Usually Do Develop In Nubile Girls Steve Keate
Science:Biology:Body Parts
BUDDY HOLLYBrilliant, Unfulfilled. Dead. Died Young. Had Outstanding Lyrics. Legendary Youthfulness Eric Bridgstock
Entertainment:Music:Artists
BUDWEISERBeer: Uncontrolled Drunks Will Endure It's Side-Effects Regularly Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
BUDWEISER (2)Because U Deserve What Every Individual Should Enjoy Regulary. Acronymous Anonymous
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
BUGBake Under Ground Rico Leffanta (see PICNIC)
Science:Biology:Insects:Edible(?)
BUG (2)Bitten User Grumbles Angela Brett
Computers
Science:Biology:Insects
BUG (3)Bad Unexpected Glitch Angela Brett
Computers
BUG (4)Bytes Unfortunately Garbled Angela Brett
Computers
BUG (5)Bites Unfortunate Gentleman Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Insects
BUGGERBasically Uncouth Gentleman Gets Everyone Rattled Tony McCoy O'Grady
Words & Wordplay:Rudeness
BUG OFFBegone Unwanted Gnat - Oh Fly Fast TMcCO'G
Science:Biology:Insects
BUGSBlight 'Usually Good' Software Angela Brett
Computers
BUGS (2)Blame Users' Genuine Stupidity Angela Brett -- a few of the programmers where I work are coming up with self-deprecating phrases to put on T-shirts to give out at the company Christmas party. One of the T-shirt slogans is, 'Of course it crashes if you do that!'
Computers
BUGS (3)Bugs Usually Get Smashed Jan Morgan and Rifle Morgan
Science:Biology:Insects
BUGS (4)Butterflies Usually Go Soaring Jan Morgan and Rifle Morgan
Science:Biology:Insects
BUICKBig Unstoppable Indestructible Car Killer Dennis Carr
Transport:Car Makes & Models
BUILDBricks Utilised Into Little Dwelling Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Verbs
Places:Buildings
BULBASAURBud Using Little Blighter, A Scourge Against Useless Rocket Dustan Dowsing on his favorite pokemon
Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon
BULGARIABlighted Under Leninist Government, Are Republican In Attitude. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
BULLDOZERBig Ugly Land Lifting Digger, Often Zealously Engineering Roads Dustan Dowsing
Transport
BULLETBlood Unravels Lightning Lead Ejection Trails Rico Leffanta
Military:Weapons
BULLSHITBelt Up - Little Learning Skulks Here, I Think Tony McCoy O'Grady - still checking Angela's tolerance level 8-)
Words & Wordplay:Rudeness
BULLYBrute; Usually Likes Lambasting You Roger Williams
People & Relationships
BUMBelow Underwear, Marginally Matthew Oram
Science:Biology:Body Parts
BUMBLEBEEBusy Useful Mobile Bee Leaves Earth, Big Exclusive Event Jan Morgan
Science:Biology:Insects
BUMMERBig Unpleasantness Makes Me Extremely Regretful Lawrence D'Oliveiro
Main
BUNBundled Under Net Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene
BUNCHBunnies Usually Never Chase Herds Rico Leffanta
Science:Biology
BUNNIESBreeding Unstoppably - Not Neatly In Exact Seasons. Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Animals
BURBANKBest Urban Residential Beginnings, A Nice Keepsake Jan Morgan - City in California
Places:Towns & Cities:USA
BUREAUCRATBossy Underling Really Enjoys Antagonising Urbane Customers Rarely Apologises Tactfully Rico Leffanta
Politics
BURMABrutal Undemocratic Repressive Military Authority. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
BURNED OUT (2)Beyond Use & Ruined - Now Employee's Defunct One's Usually Terminated Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Adjectives
BURN OUTBecome Useless; Requires No Official, Unusual Training Patricia Rix
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
BURUNDIBelgium Used Rule Until Nation Declared Independence. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
BUSBackbreakingly Uncomfortable Sleep Dustan Dowsing, after having a sleep on an INTERCITY BUS and finding it had left him with, among other things, a pain in the neck.
Transport
BUS (2)Big... Umpteen Seats Angela Brett
Transport
BUS (3)Brought Us Southward Angela Brett, after going from Auckland to Palmerston North in one.
Transport
BUSHBombs Upon Saddam Hussein Elf Qrin
Names:Famous people:Politicians
BUSH (2)Big United States Honcho Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:Famous people:Politicians
BUSH (3)Bloodthirsty United States Head Angela Brett (substitute whichever B-adjective or Bad-ejective you like in there.)
Names:Famous people:Politicians
BUSH (4)Best Underdog Succeeds Honors Jan Morgan
Names:Famous people:Politicians
BUSH (5)Boy Unmasking Stark Hubris Kenneth T. Davis
Names:Famous people:Politicians
BUSINESSBest Understood Solution If Nothing Else Satisfies Simply Iniyan G
Commerce
BUSINESS OF POLICE PROTECTIONBecause Unpaid Security Is Not Effective, Somebody Should Offer (For Pay) Officer Left In Charge, Exclusively Premises Requested Of The Employer's Client. This Is Ordinary Nowadays. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Law & Order
Commerce
BUTCHBabe Union Threatening Cats Howling Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
BUTLER'Bottler' Used To Logically Entitle Retainer Tony McCoy O'Grady - The word "Butler" is a corruption of "bottler" - the member of staff who looked after his employer's wine-cellar.
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
BUTTBelongs Under Tosser's Tush! Patricia Rix (I hate the way smokers treat the whole world as their ashtray)
Drugs:Tobacco
BUTTERFINGERSBoys Usually Try To Explore Romance Flirting Innocently Nice Girls Eventually Respond Senselessly Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
BUTTERFLYBeautiful Unreal Thing That Erratically, Romantically Flutteringly Lightheartens You Tony McCoy O'Grady (Butterflies definitely 'lighthearten' everyone!)
Science:Biology:Insects
BUTTERFREEBeauty Usually Toxic, Twittering Extremities Release Floating Rot. Elevatory Evolution. Angela Brett (Butterfree is Pokemon #12)
Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon
BUTTONSBothered User Tries To Overcome Nonsensical Situation TMcCO'G - who would like to be able to press "Submit" without having to scroll the screen.
Computers:Internet:Apronyms Website
BYE FOR NOWBecause You're Especially Forlorn Over Retreating, Never Overemphasize Withdrawals Sean Lamb
Communication:Hello & Goodbye
BYLINEBy Your Leave I Need Exposure! Rico Leffanta
Communication
BYRONBecause You're Really Obviously Nice Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Male
BYTEBitwise, You Take Eight. Angela Brett
Computers
BYTE (2)Beware, Your Teeth Electrocuted! Angela Brett
Computers:Do Not Eat
BYTE (3)Before Yesteryear's Text Editor Susan S. As a programmer of 30 years, I experienced pre Text Editor programming. It brings a whole new meaning to "plug and play".
Computers:Programming
BYZANTIUMBooming Yesteryear Zone - And Now Termed Istanbul Under Musselmen Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places
History
CACalculator's 'About' Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the historian's habit of not bothering to calculate the dates of birth or death of historical characters precisely, instead calculating loosely on the lines of Tony McCoy O'Grady 1950 ca., when they were too lazy to check it out.
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
CA (2)Clearly Around Rico Leffanta
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
CAATINGACovering An Arboreal Tract In Natural Granite Area Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places
CABContains Autoist Bottom Dustan Dowsing
Transport
CABBAGECertainly At Best Boiled, Always Gets Eaten Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink
CABINETCaring About Business Induces Negative Employer's Threat Dundee
Commerce
CABINET (2)Collectivity Assures Blame Is Never Effectively Tackled Tony McCoy O'Grady
Politics
Commerce
CABIRCells Affected By Internet Rage Sean Lamb (Cabir is the name of the first worm to infect cell phones)
Communication
CABIR (2)Creating Another Bluetooth Infection Readily Sean Lamb (Cabir is the name of the first worm to infect cell phones via their bluetooth capabilities)
Communication
CABLECrappy Asyncronous Bandwidth Limited Experience SafT
Computers:Internet
CABLE (2)Connect And Begin Leeching Excessively Angela Brett
Computers:Internet
CABLE (3)Chewing A Bit Lacks Excitement Tony
Computers:Do Not Eat
CABLE MODEMCan Anyone Bite Large Exterior? May Obviously Damage Entrails, Ma'am. Jeff Anonymous
Computers:Do Not Eat
CACKLECreated Audible Comedic Kinesis... Logically Enough Tony McCoy O'Grady
Laughter
CACKLE (2)Children And Counterparts Keep Laughing Endlessly Rico Leffanta
Laughter
CACKLINGChuffed About Carrying Key Lime IBook - Not Gloating! Angela Brett, who still grins/cackles joyously when she thinks about having a KEY LIME IBOOK, and how she came to have it.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
Laughter
CADCowardly And Deceitful Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
CAD (2)Can't Actually Draw Tony McCoy O'Grady (CAD usually stands for Computer Aided Design)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers
CADMIUMChemical Apparently Defends Metals In Unfriendly Milieus. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry:Elements
CAIROCan Another Incarnation Recruit Others? Sean Lamb (Cairo was Microsoft's code name for Windows NT 4.0, which was supposed to get everyone off the Win9x kernel series)
Computers:Windows
CAITIFFCharacter Always Inclined Toward Inheriting Friend's Fortune Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships
CAITLINCan Actually Involve Taking Life's Inconveniences Naturally Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
CAIUS MARCIUSCoriolanus, An Invincible Uptight Soldier, Makes Aufidius Resentful - Crushed In Unsuccessful Siege Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Coriolanus
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Coriolanus
CAKECooks A Kiss Edible Rico Leffanta, because of a woman who told him the only way she could kiss her sons was to bake them a cake.
Food & Drink
CAKE (2)Change, Accountability, Knowledge & Entrepreneurship Tony
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Employee Recognition Program
CAKE = TOO REAL PIE!Circumference (Around Kitchen Edible) = Two (One + One) * Radius * (Eating Always Luscious) Pi (Irrational Escape!) Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Boston Cream Cake: Also (Too) Pie!
Food & Drink
Science:Mathematics:Geometry
CALCIUMCommon And Like Chalk It's, Unusually, Metallic Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry:Elements
CALCULATECosts: Accurately Logged! Counter Unnecessary Longings! Advance Truth Empathetic! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Commerce
CALCULATORComplex And Liberating Creation - Users Lose Ability To Orchestrate Ratios Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Mathematics
Science:Electronics
CALCULATOR (2)Challenged - Arithmetically Love Computing Using Least-Advanced, Typically Onmoney Reckoning! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Science:Mathematics
Science:Electronics
CALCULATOR (3)Children Always Love Computing Using Least-Advanced, Typically Onmoney Reckoning! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Science:Mathematics
Science:Electronics
CALCULATOR (4)Children Always Look Comfortable Using Least-Advanced, Typically Onmoney Reckoning! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Science:Mathematics
Science:Electronics
CALENDARComplete Annual List, Entaililing Numerous Divisions And Rectangles Matthew Oram
Time
CALENDAR (2)Creation Actually Lists Every "Next Day". Annually Replaced. Roger Williams
Time
CALIBANCreature Accepts Life Is Brutish And Nasty Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's The Tempest
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:The Tempest
CALIFORNIAClimate Always Lovely, Is Fruitful Of Rising Newcomers In Arts Jan Morgan
Places:States & Regions
CALIFORNIUMClassified Actinide. Lecturers In Fusion Often Refer. Named In University's Memory. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry:Elements
CALL A COPCancel All Laws Limiting Any Christmas Office Party Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Law & Order
Time:Special Occasions:Christmas
CALL BACKSCompile A Little Log Book About Customers - Keep Secret! Tony McCoy O'MayIHaveFiveMinutesOfYourTimeToDiscussXYZ?
Commerce
CALLING TREECommunication Ala Land Line In Necessary Goings To Reach Everyone Eventually Jan Morgan -- many organizations use this system so one person doesn't have to make 50 or so phone calls
Communication
CALLIOPECould A Lovely Lady Inspire One Poet's Eloquence? Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Myths & Legends
CALMComposed A Lot, Moderate Jan Morgan
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
CALORIECannot Allow Living Off Rapturous Impulsive Eating Rico Leffanta
Food & Drink
Science:Mathematics:Measurement
CALORIE (2)Can A Living Organism Release Its Energy? Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics:Measurement
CALUMETCan Anyone Lend Us More Egalitarian Tobacco? Rico Leffanta
Drugs
CALVARYChrist At Last Validated And Respectfully Yielded Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion
CALVINCan Achieve Little, Vision Is Nil Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Male
CAMBODIACompletely Appalling - Millions Butchered Or Died In Atrocities. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
CAMELCigarettes Affect Many Emphysemic Lungs Tony McCoy O'Grady
Drugs:Tobacco
CAMELBACKCab's About Middle. Engineer Looks Back And Controls Kettle. Sean Lamb (a camelback locomotive is a steam engine where the control cab is wrapped around the middle of the boiler rather than at the rear end of it; smaller locomotives were also sometimes called 'tea kettles')
Transport:Trains
CAMELOT (2)Can A Myth Endure, Lingering Over Time? Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Myths & Legends:Arthurian Legend
CAMELOT (3)Could A Mythology Evolve Loosely On Truth? Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Myths & Legends:Arthurian Legend
CAMEOCharming And Magnificently Executed Ornament TMcCO'G
Household Objects:Clothing:Jewellery & Accessories
CAMEO (2)Caught Amongst Movie Extras Once TMcCO'G
Entertainment:Movies
CAMERACapture A Moment - Enlargements Readily Available Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Electronics
CAMERA (2)Can A Machine Easily Record Activities? Roger Williams
Science:Electronics
CAMERONCaring Adult Manages Educating Rambunctous Observant Novices Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Male
CAMEROONCentral African Mountainous Equatorial Region, Offshoot Of Nigeria. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
CAMILLAGATECould A Man In Love Leave Another Girl... And The Empire? Angela Brett, referring to the 1993 'Camillagate' scandal involving secretly recorded phone conversations between Prince Charles and Camilla Parker-Bowles.
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
Politics:Royalty
CAMILLE JAVALCan Any Man In Love Leave Early Just As Virgin Accepts Love? Rico Leffanta (Camille Javal is better known as Brigitte Bardot)
Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses:Little known real names
CAMINOCan't Anyone Make Intelligent Naming Options? Rob Rix (they changed Chimera's name to Camino recently. I think there is/was an X-Windows browser called Chimera already out there.)
Computers:Internet:Web browsers
CAMLANConflict As Modred Lead Arthur's Nemesis Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Myths & Legends:Arthurian Legend
CAMPAIGNCome And Make Protest, Abuse Is Growing Nationwide Tony McCoy O'Grady, in response to this request on the Apronyms Forums: We are forming a new community group to end abuse, we are looking for a catchy acronym using the A for abuse. We don't want to limit ourselves to only family violence, or child abuse. Our purpose is to educate and raise awareness.
People & Relationships:Abuse
CAMPINGCanvas Accommodation Mightn't Persist In Nasty Gale. Angela Brett
Sports & Recreation:Travel
CAMPING (2)Create A Mobile Paradise In Nature's Glory TMcCO'G
Sports & Recreation:Travel
CAMPUSConveniently Assembled, Many Professors & University Students Tony McCoy O'Grady
Education
Places:Buildings
CANADACanucks Are Not Americans! Dammit All! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
CANCER (2)Cell Apoptosis? Never! Choke Every Rival. Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
CANCER (3)Cells Attacked, Never Ceasing, Enters Radiation Jan Morgan
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
CANCER (4)Causing Anxiety Neurosis, Capable, Emotional Resolve Jan Morgan -- can be a hypochondriac, but keeps emotions in check
Religion:Astrology
CANCER (5)Cancer Avoidance Needs Clever/Comprehensive Educational Resources Tony
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
CANDELACalculating A Non-Dark (Electrically Lit?) Area Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Mathematics:Measurement
CANDLECylindrical Artifact, Non Dripping, Light Emitting. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects
CANDYChocolates And Nougat Delight You Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink:Confectionery
CANDY (2)Caring Adult Needs Details, Yet Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
CANDY (3)Cavities Advantage, Never Doubts You Jan Morgan
Food & Drink:Confectionery
CANNABISCommon Around Netherlands, Not Accepted By International Society Angela Brett
Drugs:Cannabis
CANNABIS (2)Class A Narcotic? No... A Barely Illegal Substance. Angela Brett
Drugs:Cannabis
CANNOT FIND SERVERConnectivity Across Network Nodes Often Tangles Files Innocently Named. Decent Security Ever Requires Vigilance, Especially Remotely Sean Lamb
Computers:Internet
CANOECan Anyone Navigate Ocean Ebb? Rico Leffanta
Transport
CANOE (2)Can A Novice Overturn Easily? Roger Williams
Transport
Sports & Recreation
CANOE (3)Canada's A Neat Overseas Experience Angela Brett, who spent a fair bit of time in canoes while visiting Canada.
Transport
Sports & Recreation
CANOE (4)Canada's Apparently National Overwater Experience Rob Rix
Transport
Sports & Recreation
CANOPYCan Abundant Nylon Overhead Protect You? Tony McCoy O'Grady
Sports & Recreation:Parachuting
CAN'T SEECannot Actually Notice Things, Sadly 'Empty' Eyes Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
CANVASCreative Artists Need Vacant Art Slates Sean Lamb (most paintings that I've seen are on canvas, after all)
Art & Literature
CAPACITIESCupful And Pint And CC, Intended To Itnternationalise Exact Standards Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Mathematics:Measurement
CAPE VERDEClaimed As Portuguese Earlier. Volcanic. Emerged Republican, Destitution, Emigration. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
CAPIContemptible And Pitiful Interface CAPI = Crypto Application Programming Interface (Microsoft)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Programming
CAPITALChief Among Population's Inhabited Towns Across Landscape Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Towns & Cities
CAPITAL LETTERS PLEASECould All Participants Integrate Their Acronym Lettering. Let's Explain That This Eases Reading. Some People Leave Expansions Abyssmally Sloppily Executed! Tony McCoy O'Grady, when Edwin didn't capitalise the initials in his expansion.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
CAPITOLCongested Area Politicians Inhabit To Oversee Legislation Tony McCoy O'Grady
Politics
Places:Buildings
CAPRICORNCan A Prediction Really Indicate Close Ones' Romantic Notions? Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion:Astrology
CAPRICORN (2)Can Acquire Patience, Reliable Individual Considers Opinions, Reasonably Neutral Jan Morgan -- neutral = adaptable
Religion:Astrology
CAPSCease All Pathetic Shouting Steve Keate
People & Relationships:Advice
CAPS LOCKCreating Acronyms? Please See Listed Obligations - Charter's Known Tony McCoy O'Grady and Angela Brett, because of the rule in THE ACRONYMISTS' CHARTER saying that IF YOU PUT A WORD IN CAPS YOU MUST ACRONYMISE IT.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
CAPS LOCK (2)Could Angela Perhaps Say, "Luck's Out... Charter's Known!"? Jeff Anonymous (see CAPS LOCK)
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
CAPTURECopse Attack! Plot Tracks! Unnameable Rewards! Existence! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Capture escapee.
Military
CAPTURE (2)Create Apronyms, Pert Terms Unbearable! Recall Effortlessy! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
CAPULETCantankerous And Proud - Ultimately Learns Eternal Truth Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Romeo and Juliet
CARCarries Around Riders Edwin Hermann
Transport
CARAMELChewy And Relatively Aromatic - Mine's Especially Lovely Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink:Confectionery
CARAVANCruises All 'Round Area - Vacationers' Abode, Normally. Angela Brett
Transport
CARBONConstituent All Real Breathing Organisms Need Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry:Elements
CARBON SINKCan Arboretums Really Balance One Nation's Soaring Industrial Noxiousness? Kooky! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Environment
CARDCat's Anus Really Damaged Jeff Anonymous, explaining what happens if your cat thinks your sound card smells like fish.
Computers:Do Not Eat
CARD (2) Can Actually Rupture Duodenum Jeff Anonymous and Angela Brett
Computers:Do Not Eat
CARDIFFCan Anyone Really Do It For Free? John Richard Jones
Places:Towns & Cities:UK
CARDINAL WOLSEYCatholic - Asks Rome's Delay In Nullity. Anne's Lutheran Ways Offend, Leaves Strong Evidence, Yes? Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's King Henry VIII
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:King Henry VIII
CARECreate A Rapport, Eventually Angela Brett
Assorted Verbs
People & Relationships
CARE (2)Call Auntie Regularly, Everyone! Patricia Rix
Assorted Verbs
People & Relationships
CAREERCan A Really Elderly Entrant Rise? Patricia Rix, adding: Or has one reached forced retirement?
People & Relationships:The Workforce
CARING'Concern' - A Requirement In Nurses Globally Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Healthcare Occupations
CARLEYCan Anyone Respond Logically, Except You? Angela Brett, when somebody posted on the Apronyms forums asking for an expansion of her name. We can't come up with a name expansion which has any relevance to a particular person without knowing anything about that person... we could only make up some random description of nobody in particular, and if there happens to be somebody with that name who fits the description it's just a fluke. It takes the 'apro' out of 'apronym'.
Names:First names:Female
CARLEY (2)Carefree After Repaying Loan, Exclaims 'Yippee!' Angela Brett -- the name Carley comes from ceorl, an Ancient Germanic word meaning 'Freeholder'
Names:First names:Female
CARLEY (3)Continues Accumulating Rental Lucre Every Year Angela Brett -- the name Carley comes from ceorl, an Ancient Germanic word meaning 'Freeholder'
Names:First names:Female
CARLEY (4)Could Anyone Remotely Located Encapsulate You? Tony -- see CARLEY
Names:First names:Female
CARLOSCatch Australian's Real Life On Screen Angela Brett (Carlo was one of the housemates on the third series of Australian Big Brother.)
Names:First names:Male
Names:Famous people
CARL SAGANCausing Another Ridiculous Law Suit, Apple Grouses Astronomer's Nerve Sean Lamb (Carl Sagan was Apple's code name for the Powermac 7100/66; when Mr. Sagan learned of the code name creation, he sued to prevent it's use within Apple)
Names:Famous people
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
Names:Code Names:Apple
CARMENCigarette Artisan's Rose Mesmerises Engaged Nobleman TMcCO'G
Entertainment
CARNIVALConcussed After Rollercoaster, Now I've Vomited A Lollipop Angela Brett
Entertainment
CARNIVAL (2)Consume All Rich Nosh In Vernally Attuned Lunacy Tony McCoy O'Grady (Carnival comes from carnem + levare: to put away meat, which was done at Lent)
Food & Drink
Time:Special Occasions:Easter
CAROLChristmastime Aria Remembering Our Lord Angela Brett
Entertainment:Music
Time:Special Occasions:Christmas
CAROLINECreated A Radio Offshore, Living In Nautical Environment Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to Radio Caroline, a 1960s pirate radio station based off the coast of England and the forerunner of modern rock stations
Entertainment:Music
Communication
CARPOOLCan Assist Reducing Pollution On Our Lives Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport
CARPUCrust Accumulates, Residue Piles Up Sean Lamb (Every winter around here, the snow kicked up by car tires collects on fenders and mudflaps. When the snow pile gets heavy enough or if the weather warms up a little, these clumps fall off, making what I call carpu.)
Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words
CARRIONCarcasses Are Ripe & Rotting; It's One Nightmare! Roger Williams
Science:Biology
People & Relationships:Death
CARROTChewing A Root? Remarkable Optical Talents! Tony McCoy O'Grady (Carrots' reputation for improving one's eyesight springs, I believe, from propaganda the British put out in the 2nd World War to keep radar a secret from the Germans)
Food & Drink
CARSCarriages Are Roadworthy, Sometimes Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport
CARTSClydesdales Are Really Tough Species Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport
CASComputer Aided Sleuthing Tony McCoy O'Grady, after much conversation about his sleuthing around one of Angela's stacks.
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
CASABLANCACan American Smoothie Assist Brave Lover Against Nazism's Callous Agents? Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:Movies
CASANOVACast A Shadow And Never Offer Virgins Asylum! Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
CASCADECataract As Stream 'Collapses' And Drenches Everything Tony McCoy O'Grady, who can't think of a C word which describes what a waterfall does, but is quite happy with 'collapses'
Places:Waterways
CASE WORKERCast Away Should Easily Waste Other Ratepayers' Kind Equity Really wishes
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
CASHCollect And Spend Heavily Edwin Hermann
Commerce:Money
CASH (2)Cheques Aren't So Heavy! Angela Brett
Commerce:Money
CASH (3)Complements A Shopper's Handbag Angela Brett
Commerce:Money
CASH (4)Change A Shopper Hoards Tony McCoy O'Grady
Commerce:Money
CASH (5)Could A Safe Help? Roger Williams
Commerce:Money
CASINOCents And Sense In, Nothing Out Angela Brett
Entertainment
Commerce:Money
Places:Buildings
CASSANDRACancer's Always Stressful. Stamina And Nerve Develop, Reducing Anxiety Patricia Rix, referring to George's great niece, who celebrated her 13th birthday by beginning chemotherapy.
Names:First names:Female
CASSEROLEChef Appetisingly Slowly Stews Everything, Result's Often Luscious Eating Tony McCoy Escoffier
Food & Drink
CASSETTECartridge And Spools 'Show' Electronic Tape Through Encoding TMcCO'G
Science:Electronics
CASSIOConspiracy Abounds - Soldier's Steadfast Innocence Outlasts Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Othello
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Othello
CASTCircumvent Any Strong Typing Angela Brett (the strong type-checking of programming languages such as C++ can easily be got around by casting.)
Computers:Programming
CASTLECompanions Are Secure, They Lockout Enemy Tony McCoy O'Grady
Politics:Royalty
Places:Buildings
CASTLE CAERNARFONCharles Accepts Station, Title Labels Egotist, Confers Adult Entitled Right Natural Achievement Royally Factored Occupation Necessity Jan Morgan
Politics:Royalty
Places:Buildings
CASTRATECut Away Scrotum's Testicles Rendering A Total Eunuch Rico Leffanta
Science:Biology
CASTRATIONCutting Away Sexual Tackle's Really Abhorrent. The Idea's Outstandingly Nauseating Tony McCock O'Grady
Science:Biology
CATCute And Tame Angela Brett, while designing the icon for the 'Export Acronym' button.
Science:Biology:Animals
CAT (2)Conceited And Temperamental Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Animals
CAT (4)Creatures Are Terrific! Patricia Rix
Science:Biology:Animals
CAT (5)Cuddly And Treasurable Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Animals
CAT (6)Cute At Times Gavin Lambert - My cat can look quite cute sometimes -- when she feels like it :)
Science:Biology:Animals
CAT (7)Cuddly Adult/Adorable Tabby Jan Morgan
Science:Biology:Animals
CAT (8)Canines Attack These Kenny Roy
Science:Biology:Animals
CATACOMBCan Any Tomb Accept Concubines Of Men Buried? Rico Leffanta
Places
People & Relationships:Death
CATCHYCultivating Abusive Traits Can Harm Yourself Angela Brett, in response to the same request as WATCH OUT, after mentioning an earlier acronym, STOP THE ABUSING which is not very CATCHY.
People & Relationships:Abuse
CATEGORYCan A Tame Elephant Grow On Raspberry Yoghurt? Angela Brett, while testing part of this stack.
Assorted Nouns
CATEGORY LISTINGChoose A Topic - Each Gets One Record. You'll Love It... See Tachygraphy In Natural Groupings. Angela Brett, who thought she ought to acronymise the headings of the category listing pages (http://acronyms.co.nz/catindex.html) since they're in capitals.
Computers:Internet:Apronyms Website:Page Titles
CATEGORY NAMES Classification Attempts To Enable 'Grouping' Of Resources. You Need Allow & Maintain Easy Searching TMcCO'G
Computers:Internet:Apronyms Website:Page Titles
CATERWAULConsternation And Torture/Torment Ensues Regularly When Awful Ululations Linger Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Nouns:Noises
CAT FOODCan Anything Taste Fine Once Odor's Detected? Patricia Rix
Food & Drink:Pet food
CATHCommon Abbreviation. Though Horrid Tony McCoy O'Grady, who prefers Cathy, or Kate.
Names:First names:Female
CATHERINECunning And Thoroughly Horrid & Evil - Russia's Infamous Nightmare Empress Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:Famous people:Politicians
Names:First names:Female
History
CATHERINE (2)Can Adult Test Her Endurance, Reaching In Noble Efforts Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
CATHOLICConcerned About The Holiest Of Liturgies In Churches Tony McCoy O'Cardinal
Religion
CATHYCrafty Anagram To Her Yacht Tony McCoy O'Grady
Words & Wordplay
Names:First names:Female
CATHY (2)Caring Adventurous Tactful Hippie, Yin Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
CAT IN THE HATChildren Are Taught In Nursery - Through Hearing Educational & Happy Anthropomorphic Tale Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Book Titles
CATIONCharged And Tried, Innocent Of Negativity Angela Brett
Science:Chemistry
CATIONSChemical[ly] Attracted To Ions On Negative Side Angela Brett
Science:Chemistry
CAT SCANCanine Attempt To Sniff & Calculate Adversary's Nearness Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Animals
CATULLUSCan't Anyone Tell Useless Love Leaves Us Senseless? Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
CAUCHYComplex Analysis Understood Completely... Huge Yield! Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics:Mathematicians
CAVALIERCharles' Allies Victorious Against Loathsome Illicit Emergent Roundheads TMcCO'G
Military
History
CAVIARECustomer Awareness Valued - Integrity, Accountabilty & Respect Esteemed Tony
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Employee Recognition Program
CAVITYCauses A Variation In Troubles, Yuck Jan Morgan
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
CBDCongested Buildings Downtown It actually means Central Business District, but when Angela mentioned it Tony McCoy O'Grady didn't know this, so thought of his own ideas.
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
CDCan't Digest Steve Keate (see DONGLE (3))
Computers:Do Not Eat
CD BURNERCannot Digest Bits Used Recording Next Electronic Retake Tony McCoy O'Grady
Computers:Do Not Eat
CD-ROMCan't Detect Round Of Metal Angela Brett, whose CD-ROM drive can no longer see when there's a CD in it.
Computers:Generic Hardware
CD-ROM (2)Can't Download - Rate 'Orribly Mired Gavin Lambert - I periodically try to download a Linux install CD (mostly out of curiosity), but as I've only got a 56k connection it takes too long :(
Computers:Linux
CD-RWCan Dislocate Rectal Walls Jeff Anonymous
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Do Not Eat
CEASECry 'End Abuse' - Support Education Tony McCoy O'Grady, in response to this request on the Apronyms Forums: We are forming a new community group to end abuse, we are looking for a catchy acronym using the A for abuse. We don't want to limit ourselves to only family violence, or child abuse. Our purpose is to educate and raise awareness.
People & Relationships:Abuse
CELANDINECertain Extracts Lighten A Nervous Digestion - It's Notedly Effective Tony
Food & Drink:Condiments:Herbs
CELANDINE (2)Claimed Enhancer Lists Antithetical Notions... Does It Not Enhance? Angela Brett (Like adverts for many medicinal herbs, those for celandine list illnesses and desirable qualities mixed together, without saying which it enhances and which it cures.)
Food & Drink:Condiments:Herbs
CELEBICelebrity Evidently Loves Every Body, Inclusively Tony McCoy O'Grady, who doesn't know what "celebi" is, or means, but sees a possiblity in the idea of "celebrity bi-sexual" having a word all it's own. (Celebi was an unsuccessful search term featured on http://acronyms.co.nz/cgi-bin/searches, and is actually a Pokemon)
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
CELESTIAL GLORYChallenging Everyones Life Exam, Standards Testing In Applicable Living Great Love Of Radiant Yearnings Jan Morgan
Religion
CELIACompanion's Exile Leads Into Amour Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's As You Like It
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:As You Like It
CELL PHONECarrying Enables Listening Luxury, Please Have One Near Ears Jan Morgan
Science:Electronics
Communication
CELL SITEChildren Exhibit Lack-Lustre Scores In Their Exams Steve Keate, thinking about the effect of cell sites being near schools.
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
Communication
CELTICCertain Exceedingly Lovable, Truly Irish Characters Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Nationalities & Races
CELTSCentral Europeans Louts That Settled! Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Nationalities & Races
CELTS (2)Christians Extinguished Local Theology, Sadly. Angela Brett
Religion
People & Relationships:Nationalities & Races
CENSOREDCrude Expansions Not So Openly Received - Expletives Deleted! Angela Brett, after removing a few rude acronyms from the stack.
Words & Wordplay:Rudeness
CENSORSHIPCan Expect No Submissions On Rude Subjects Have Immediate Placement Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
Communication
CENSUSCollects Entire Nations Statistics - Universal Sample. Angela Brett
Science:Statistics
CENTRAL AFRICAN REPUBLICCompletely Enclosed Nation That Really Achieved Little After France Relinquished It's Control Around Nineteensixty. Republic Eventually - People Unseated Bokassa's Lot In Coup. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
CEOConfusion Exceeding Omniscience Susan S. In my line of work, I've gotten a lot of comments from my employees alluding to my phenomenal knowledge base -- "You know-it-all!" -- This to let them know that I'm just as confused as they, but as the head of the company I want to put my best foot forward. (CEO usually stands for Chief Executive Officer)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
CERESCultivating Earth Reaps Elongated Seasons Rico Leffanta
Religion:Roman Gods & Goddesses
CERIMONCurious Ephesian Reviver Is Mighty Old Necromancer Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Pericles
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Pericles
CERIUMChemical Element Resident In Umpteen Minerals. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry:Elements
CESIUMClock Element. Standard In Universal Measurement. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry:Elements
CESSPITCloacal Enclosure Some Suffering Person Is Tending Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places
C'EST LA VIEChallenging, Exciting Situations To Live Amongst... Very Interesting Experience Angela Brett
Assorted Phrases
CHADClimate's Hot And Desertlike. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
CHAIRCan Hold An Interested Reader Steve Keate
Household Objects:Furniture
CHAIR (2)Comfortable Haven Allowing Immediate Rest/Respite Matthew Oram
Household Objects:Furniture
CHALETCabin - High Alpine - Looks Excessively 'Touristy' Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Buildings
CHAMPChewing Hard And Munching Peyote Rico Leffanta
Food & Drink:Pet food
CHAMPAGNE (2)Celebratory Hooch, Always Makes People At Gatherings Nicely Extrovert Eric Bridgstock
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
CHAMPAGNE (3)Charm Has Always Made Pretty Any Girl Near Eventide Rico Leffanta
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
CHANCY (2)Casino Houses Are Never Completely Yielding Angela Brett
Assorted Adjectives
CHANELLECan't Have Advantages, Naturally Exists, Lives Life Effectively Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
CHANGECoinage - How A Note Gets Exchanged Tony McCoy O'Grady
Commerce:Money
CHANGE (2)Collecting Hastens Avarice - Negligible Gains Ensue Melanie Merswolke
Commerce:Money
CHANGE (3)Coins Have Always Needed Gathering, Evidently Patricia Rix
Commerce:Money
CHANGE (4)Complete Haberdashery Alteration: No Garment Excepted Patricia Rix
Household Objects:Clothing
CHANTChorus Hollering, And Nobody's There Rico Leffanta
Religion
Entertainment:Music
CHAOSCreated Havoc Amongst Orthodox Scientists Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics
CHAOS (3)Comprehensive Handling And Organising System David White
Commerce
CHAOTICCan't Highly Accurately Observe These Iterative Creations. Angela Brett, after reading about the mathematical phenomenon chaos... it's all about sequences which seem totally random but are generated by a simple mathematical rule - however, slight changes in the starting values can drastically change the whole thing, so chaotic motion is still very difficult to predict.
Science:Mathematics
CHAPCould Have Adorable Penis Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Genderalisations
CHAP (2)*Cough* Huh? Adorable Penis?! Angela Brett, in response to CHAP, since penises aren't adorable. (CHAP sure gives a different slant on Chap Stick though.)
Science:Biology:Body Parts
CHARCan Hold Alphabetic Representation Angela Brett, when she had half an hour to spare in a C programming test. In C, a char is a type of variable often used to store characters.
Computers:Programming:C variable types
CHARGE CARDCarefully Handle Account, Receipts Get Everyone Cautious At Responsible Debts Jan Morgan
Commerce:Money
CHARIOTS OF FIREComplete Hogwash As Rivals In Olympic Trials Successfully Oppose Fierce Forces In Running Events. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:Movies
CHARISMACharlatan Has A Roguish Innocence, Seducing Moronic Audience Tony McCoy O'Grady - TV preachers are often described as 'Charismatic'.
Religion
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
CHARIZARDCan Heat A Rock Into Zabaglione, And Roast Duelist Angela Brett (Charizard is Pokemon #6)
Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon
CHARLIECan Help Acronyms.co.nz Reach Largest Inventory Ever! Angela Brett and Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:Acronymists
CHARLIE (2)Chancer Has A Remotely Located Island, Exclusively Tony McCoy O'Grady (An Irish politician - Charles Haughey - owns an entire island off the coast of Ireland, how he financed the purchase has never been satisfactorily Explained)
Names:Famous people:Politicians
CHARLIE (3)Chap Has Acronym Related / Linked Illness, Evidently Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:Acronymists
CHARLIE (4)Centenarian (His Ancestor) Recently Lay In Exequy Angela Brett, soon after Prince Charles' grandmother died.
Politics:Royalty:Royals
CHARLIE (5)Controls Handling, Authoritarian, Really Lives In Exertion Jan Morgan - someone I know. When he isn't controlling situations he loves adventurous activities.
Names:First names:Male
CHARLOTTE'S WEBCaring Heroine Adopts Runt. Largely Owing To The Energetic Spider, Wilbur Escapes Butchering. Patricia Rix
Art & Literature:Book Titles
CHARMAINECarefully Handles Abilities, Responsible Musical Adult In Nurturing Environment Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
CHARMANDERCraves Heat -- Any Rain Makes A Near-Derriere Extremity Respire. Angela Brett (Charmander, Pokemon #4, prefers hot places. When it rains, steam is said to spout from the tip of its tail.)
Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon
CHARMEDCan Have Anything Remotely Magical Enter Drama Angela Brett (The TV Show 'Charmed' is about three witches, but can involve things as diverse as leprechauns, mermaids, demons, gnomes, fairies, angels, nymphs, gods, unicorns, and the seven dwarves.)
Entertainment:TV shows
CHARMIANCharming, Happy And Respectful Monument Is A Necropolis Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Julius Caesar and Antony and Cleopatra
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Antony and Cleopatra
CHARM QUARKCould Have A Real Magical Quality... Undergraduates Are Really Keen! Angela Brett, wondering if the charm quark is so charming that it will get otherwise disinterested undergraduates enthused. ('Charm' is one of the six types of quark... along with UP QUARK, DOWN QUARK, STRANGE QUARK, TOP QUARK and BOTTOM QUARK)
Science:Physics:Particles
CHASEDChooses Her Amours So Each Discovers Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
CHASMCrevasses Have Always Slain Mountaineers Angela Brett
Places
Sports & Recreation
CHASMSCan't Hop Across So Much Space TMcCO'G
Places
CHASMS (2)Climb Harnessed And Summit Mountain Safely Angela Brett
Places
Sports & Recreation
CHASTEChooses Her Amours So They'll Engage Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
CHATCome, Have A Talk Angela Brett
Communication:Talking
CHAT ACRONYMSChuckling Heartily As Typing A Capitalised ROTFL? Oh No, You're Merely Smiling. Angela Brett, who notices that some people reflexively type acronyms suggesting laughter (such as ROTFL: Rolling On The Floor Laughing) when they actually aren't laughing.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
Laughter
CHAT BOARDSCan Have A 'Talk' But Only At Roaming Digits' Speed Angela Brett
Computers:Internet
CHATROOM ACRONYMSCommon, Hardly Artistic Typing Reducers... Often Original Meanings Aren't Consciously Recalled, Only Nonsense You Mechanically Say. Angela Brett, referring to the way many people reflexively type LOL when they didn't laugh out loud, and even go as far as typing LOLOLOLOLOLOL for emphasis, which makes no sense at all.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
Computers:Internet
CHATTERConversation Having A Tendency Toward Empty Rattling Angela Brett
Communication:Talking
CHATTER BOXCan't Hold Active Tongue That Eternally Restless - Blathering On Xtensively Tony McCoy O'Grady
Communication:Talking
CHEATER'Champion' Has Evidently Altered The Examination Results Tony McCoy O'Grady
Education
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
CHEATSCraves Having Easy Answers To Succeed Scott Higton... my kids buy PC games and after 10 minutes of play want me to download whatever cheats there are for it. Thought this an appropriate acronym for what they are doing... or anyone that butts up against a situation that requires some effort.
Computers:Games
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
CHEDSCrackers Having Extremely Delicious Seasoning. Steve Keate
Food & Drink
CHEERIOSCold Hearted Enemy Enters Residences, Inhibiting Occupants' Slumber Patricia Rix
MacGirl & KeyBoard:Supervillains:Cereal Killers
CHEERSConvivial Host Enjoys Everybodyís Rousing Salutation Tony McCoy O'Grady
Communication
CHEFCreates Heavenly Exciting Feasts Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink:Chefs
CHEF (3)Cooks Hardly-Edible Food Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink:Chefs
CHEF (4)Cuisine Has Exquisite Flavours Angela Brett
Food & Drink:Chefs
CHEF (6)Cheesepuff Hat's Eventually Flattened Angela Brett
Food & Drink:Chefs
CHEF (7)Cooks Hen's Eggs Frequently Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink:Chefs
CHEF (9)Chops His/Her Extremeties Frequently Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink:Chefs
CHEF (11)Can Handle Every Foodstuff Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink:Chefs
CHEF (12)Calorie Hoarder, Extremely Fat Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink:Chefs
CHEF (14)Culinary Host Expertly Flambes Angela Brett
Food & Drink:Chefs
CHEF (15)Cheap Hotels Employ Fryers Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink:Chefs
CHEF (16)Chap Has Eaten Frogslegs Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink:Chefs
CHEF (17)Chops Ham Extremely Finely Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink:Chefs
CHEF (18)Cholesterol Harbours Excess Flab. Angela Brett. I bet you're wondering why there are so many chefs here - well, Tony said he had a group of 18 acronyms he was doing, and the clue was Holst. Angela thought of the chef ALISON HOLST and asked if he was doing 18 chefs. Tony was actually referring to Gustav Holst, but we thought up 18 CHEFs nevertheless.
Food & Drink:Chefs
CHEF (19)Computer Hardware Enters Food! Angela Brett
Computers:Do Not Eat
CHEF (20)Cooking Helps Express Feelings. Roger Williams
Food & Drink:Chefs
CHEMISTRYConderning How Every Molecure Is Structured, Tailored & Relates. Yes? Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry
CHENEYCrafty Halliburton Executive Neatly Enriches Yanks Chris Kjelgaard, referring to Dick Cheney.
Names:Famous people:Politicians
CHENEY (2)Corporately Halliburton Enriched, National Economies Yell Chris Kjelgaard, referring to Dick Cheney (see HALLIBURTON)
Names:Famous people:Politicians
CHENEY (3)Clearly Halliburton Expects Near East Yippee Chris Kjelgaard, referring to Dick Cheney (see HALLIBURTON)
Names:Famous people:Politicians
CHERChest, Hips, & Eyebrows Remodelled! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:Music:Artists
CHER (2)Clothes Hardly Ever Replete Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:Music:Artists
CHERUBSChubby Harpist Ecstatically Rapturous, Usually Boys Seemingly Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion
CHERYLChanteuse, Her Eurovision Revealed Youthful Legs. TMcCO'G - referring to Cheryl Baker, one fourth of "Bucks Fizz" who won the Eurovision Song Contest in 1981. As part of the show the two males pulled the long skirts off the two females midway through the song, revealing beautiful legs clad in shorts.
Entertainment:Music:Artists
CHESS (2)Clocks Help Encourage Speedy Strategy Eric Bridgstock
Entertainment:Games
CHESS (3)Checkmate Hardly Ever Seems Straightforward Eric Bridgstock
Entertainment:Games
CHESS (4)Castles Have Every Square Sighted Eric Bridgstock
Entertainment:Games
CHESS (5)Can't Help Evoking Soporific Spectators Eric Bridgstock
Entertainment:Games
CHESS (6)Champions Have Every Strategy Stored Eric Bridgstock
Entertainment:Games
CHESTNUT"Conkers" Has Every Schoolboy Taking Nuts Up Trees Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink
Science:Biology:Plants:Trees
Entertainment:Toys
CHEVYCar Has Enviable Velocity - Yes? Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport:Car Makes & Models
CHICKEN COOPCan Hens Intimidate Chicks Keeping Erotic Nests? Come On Over Playmate! Rico Leffanta
Places:Buildings
CHICK FLICKCinematographers Have Inane Concept - Kittenish Female Lead In Childish Kack! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:Movies
CHIEF INFORMATION OFFICERCorrupt Hog Is Editing Facts; If Nobody Finds Our Robber, Make Anyone Take It On Nose. Occasional False Findings Increases Constabulary's Evident Resourcefulness. Angela Brett, who tends to immediately think of corrupt police officers when seeing the word 'officer' on unsuccessful searches. (See also WARRANT OFFICER)
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Occupations
CHIEF WIGGUMCopper (He's Incessantly Eating Food) Whose Immense Girth Generates Unending Mirth Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:TV shows:The Simpsons
CHIFFONConfection Has Interesting Frills Full Of Nutrients Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects:Threads & Fabric:Edible(?)
CHIFFON (2)Clearly Habiliment Isn't Food, Frilly Or Not! Angela Brett
Household Objects:Threads & Fabric:Edible(?)
CHILDCooks Herself Interesting Little Delicacies Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to Julia Child.
Food & Drink:Chefs
CHILD (2)Comics Hope It's Laughter's Daughter Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Family
CHILD (3)Complete Human In Latent Development Matthew Oram
People & Relationships
CHILD (4)Considered Harmless, Immediate Laughing, Departs Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
People & Relationships
CHILDCARECare Handler, Infants, Little "Dumplings", Capable Adults' Responsibility, Employment Jan Morgan - Little Dumplings can be considered an endearment used for toddlers
People & Relationships:Family
CHILDRENCurious Homonym In Language... Dearness Refunds Expenses Ninefold. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Family
CHILECompletely Hilly, Intensely Lengthy Entity. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
CHIMERICALCan't Handle Installing Mozilla? Easily Remedied: Install Chimera And Laugh. Steve Keate, referring to the web browser for Mac OS X
Computers:Internet:Web browsers
CHIMNEYCeiling Hole Issues Muck - Nimbus Envelopes You Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Buildings
CHINClip Hair If Necessary Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Body Parts
CHINACountless Hordes Intimidate Neighbouring Autonomies Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
CHINA (2)Couple Has Indeed Now Adjusted Angela Brett, referring to what is traditionally the china (20th) wedding anniversary.
Time:Special Occasions:Wedding Anniversaries
CHINA (3)Coupled Hearts In Natural Accord Angela Brett
Time:Special Occasions:Wedding Anniversaries
CH'IN CHIU SHAOComposed Haiku, Investigated Numbers & Congruences. His Interesting Understandings Stieltjes Has Afterwards Observed. Angela Brett and Dustan Dowsing
Science:Mathematics:Mathematicians
CHINESIFIEDCookery Has Interesting Neologism. Eldest Son Invents Foodstuff''s Ingeniously Elegant Description Tony McCoy O'Grady, explaining: When the Tonylet was younger he wanted to indicate how some food had been turned into a Chinese meal by the addition of Soy Sauce... and thus the word 'Chinesified' was born
Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words
Food & Drink
CHIPCan Hurt Intestines, Parts Jeff Anonymous
Computers:Do Not Eat
CHIPMUNKCute Hijinks Invite Presents: Muncies Unnumbered. No Kidding! Patricia Rix
Science:Biology:Animals:Vermin
CHIPSCan't Have Intel Processors Salted Angela Brett and Tony
Computers:Do Not Eat
CHIRON & DEMETRIUSComplete Havoc Is Result Of Nasty Deeds. Evil Men Enrage Titus Resulting In Unusual Supper Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Titus Andronicus
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Titus Andronicus
CHIROPRACTORCracking Has Its Reasons Of Practicality, Really Adjusts, Correcting Tailbones Of Regulars. Jan Morgan -- a chiropractor corrects any mis-alignment in our backs by several different methods called adjustments
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Healthcare Occupations
CHIVALRYChaps Honourable In Valour Amid Lasting Romantic Yarns. Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
CHLORINECommon Halogen. Liquifies Often. Respiration Is Not Easy. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry:Elements
CHOCOLATECan Help One Cope Over Lover's Absence - Tasty Experience. Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships
Food & Drink:Confectionery
CHOICECareful Habits Occur In Choosing Endlessly Jan Morgan
People & Relationships:Thoughts
CHOICESConsidering Handy Options Ideally Creates Educated Selection Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Thoughts
CHOIRChanting Hymns Organised In Reverence Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:Music
CHOIR (2)Confidence, Honesty, Outgoing, Integrity, Respect John Richard Jones Required to make progress in this world.
Entertainment:Music
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
CHOLESTEROL FREECharles Has Obviously Lost English Support To Ever Rule Over Locals. Follow Republic Exemplar Expeditiously. Tony McCoy O'Grady, when challenged to make a CHOLESTEROL FREE acronym to go with LOW FAT. There's a long story to go with this which won't fit here. Admittedly it had nothing to do with cholesterol, but LOW FAT and CHOLESTEROL FREE were the acronyms that started this all, so they have been retained for historical reasons.
Politics
CHOOSE THE RIGHTChildren Hereby Offers Own Solutions Eternally, To Heaven Eventually, Raising Individual Goodness Highly Triumphant Jan Morgan
Religion
CHOPINCherish How One Plays Immortal Nocturnes! Rico Leffanta
Entertainment:Music:Artists
CHOPIN (2)Concerto Heard On Piano Is Nice Angela Brett
Entertainment:Music:Artists
CHOPSTICKSCan't Hold Onto Pasta Sauce, These Inadequate Chinese Kitchen Sticks! Angela Brett
Food & Drink
CHOWDERCreamy Heavy Option, Will Determine Eating Range Jan Morgan - a More Caloric Soup
Food & Drink
CHRISChap Has Requested Individual 'Spansion Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:First names:Male
Education:University of Nottingham School of Community Health Sciences IT Subgroup
CHRIS (2)Capable Helper Revels In Service Jan Morgan
Names:First names
CHRISTCertainly His Resurrection Is Supreme Truth Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion
CHRISTA MCAULIFFEChallenger Had Reason In Sending Teacher Above Many Classrooms, And Unfortunately Lost Instructor's Flair For Ever Angela Brett, inspired by CHALLENGER
Names:Famous people
CHRISTICaring Heart Realist Is Secure Tactful Individual Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
CHRISTINECinematic Horror Revealing Intelligent Suspense. Terror In Night Excursions Eric Bridgstock... I spotted CHRISTINE in the unsuccessful searches and immediately thought of the film directed by John Carpenter, based on the Stephen King novel
Entertainment:Movies
Art & Literature:Book Titles
CHRISTINE (2)Carpenter's Halloween Release Is Scary. Tempting Insomnia - No Escape! Eric Bridgstock... I spotted CHRISTINE in the unsuccessful searches and immediately thought of the film directed by John Carpenter, based on the Stephen King novel
Entertainment:Movies
Art & Literature:Book Titles
CHRISTMASCharacteristic Huge Rise In Shopping - The Merriest Are Salesmen! Angela Brett
Time:Special Occasions:Christmas
CHRISTMAS (2)Christ Heralds Rejoicing Into Songs, Turning Masses Against Sin. Mary Carr
Time:Special Occasions:Christmas
CHRISTMAS (3)Can't Help Running Insolvent, Spouse Takes Money And Spends Rico Leffanta
Time:Special Occasions:Christmas
CHRISTMAS (4)Charities Have Requested Industries Send Tributes Mollifying Alcoholic Society Rico Leffanta
Time:Special Occasions:Christmas
CHRISTMAS (5)Clearly Hoping Romance Is Suddenly Terminated; Make Amends Subsequently Rico Leffanta
Time:Special Occasions:Christmas
CHRISTMAS (6)Children Hope Recession Influences Santa To Make Amends Spectacularly Rico Leffanta
Time:Special Occasions:Christmas
CHRISTMAS (7)Could Herald Resurrection If Snowmen Truly Melt After Sunset Rico Leffanta
Time:Special Occasions:Christmas
CHRISTMAS (8)Considering Harder Rocks, If Santa's True Maybe Antarctica's Safer. Angela Brett, because if Santa Claus really lived at the North pole he'd probably fall through the ice.
Time:Special Occasions:Christmas
CHRISTMAS (9)Children Haven't Realised Its Simpler Truths... Mary And Son. Angela Brett
Time:Special Occasions:Christmas
CHRISTMAS (10)"Come Hither, Rejoice In Saviour's Teachings!" Many Angels Shout Gavin Lambert
Time:Special Occasions:Christmas
CHRISTMAS HAMPERSCustomer Hasn't Received IPod! Says The Mail Authority: Scheduled Hampers Are Making Parcels Evaporate. Retrieval Soon." Angela Brett, because Christmas HAMPERS the delivery of her iPod. (said hampers are coming from a company which allows people to overpay for the hamper over the year and then receive it around Christmas time, so it was a scheduled influx of hamper deliveries.)
Communication
Time:Special Occasions:Christmas
CHRISTMAS SONGSCarols Have Rhythm? I'm Supposed To Make Accented Syllables Syncopic & Overextend Nearly Gratuitous Syntax Angela Brett, noting that the rhythm in many Christmas carols is terrible... some unstressed syllables are ludicrously elongated while others are omitted. Even seasoned churchgoers hesitate at some lines, wondering just how to fit the words into the tune. As some words are replaced by more modern versions the rhythm is screwed up even more, and the difficulty is made worse by the fact that different parishes offer slightly different modernisations to fit into the same tune.
Entertainment:Music:Songs
Time:Special Occasions:Christmas
CHRISTMASTIMECelebrating Hanukkah? Religion's Immaterial - Start The Merrymaking And Singing, There Is Much Enjoyment! Angela Brett
Time:Special Occasions:Christmas
CHRISTOPHERChurch Has Rescinded Individual's Sainthood - They Openly Probed His Essential Reality Tony McCoy O'Grady - Some years ago the Catholic Church reviewed the evidence for the existence of St. Christopher (the patron saint of travellers) and he was (along with others) removed from the calendar of the saints.
Religion:Saints
CHRISTOPHER (2)Carefully Has Reasons In Security, Takes Over Parents Home, Encouraging Reconcilation Jan Morgan - Someone I know
Names:First names:Male
CHRONICLESCarefully Hewn Recounting Of Northern Israel, Concludes Largely Encouraging Some Eric Bridgstock
Religion:Bible books
CHRYSLERCars Have Reached Your Souls - Let's Enjoy Racing Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport:Car Makes & Models
CHUCKLE (2)Crudely Hilarious Undertaking... Comically Killer Little Expansion! Angela Brett, who liked the Aaaaaarrrrggghh in ANTHRAX (2)
Laughter
CHUNDERCould Have Used Normal Digestive Enzymes, Really. Steve Keate
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
CIACriminals In Authority Tony McCoy O'Grady
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
People & Relationships:Law & Order
CIDERCan Incessant Drinking End Relationships? Angela Brett
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
CIDER (2)Certainly It's Delicious & Extremely Refreshing. Roger Williams
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
CIGARCan I Generate A Reaction? Tony McCoy O'Grady, regarding the Clinton/Lewinsky sex scandal
Drugs
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
CIGAR (2)Crazy Idiots Gain Awful Respiration. Jeff Anonymous
Drugs:Tobacco
CIGARETTESCancer: Idiots Greatly Augment Risk Every Time They 'Enjoy' Smoking Tony McCoy O'Grady
Drugs:Tobacco
CIGARETTES (2)Cancer? I Guess A Reason Exists Tipping The Evidentiary Scales. Roger Williams
Drugs:Tobacco
CINDYCaring Individual, Nice Dependable Yin Jan Morgan -- a person I know
Names:First names:Female
CINDY (2)Comrades In Need, Domain Yonder Jan Morgan - someone I know
Names:First names:Female
CIPACan't I Play Anywhere? Thinking about what the CIPA (Childrens' Internet Protection Act) really means for American libraries and schools
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Internet
People & Relationships:Law & Order
CIPA (2)Censoring Internet Pages Always Thinking about what the CIPA (Childrens' Internet Protection Act) really means for American libraries and schools
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Internet
People & Relationships:Law & Order
CIPA (3)Congress Institutes Protections Awkwardly Thinking about what the CIPA (Childrens' Internet Protection Act) really means for American libraries and schools
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Internet
People & Relationships:Law & Order
CIRCLECalculation Into Route Consistently Locus-Equidistant Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Mathematics:Geometry
CIRCLE (2)Circulating, Inhabitable, Rotational, Cycle Logical Ellipses/Eclipses! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. CIRCLE! EARTH: DAYS, YEARS, Eclipses & the wonderful Cycle Logical PREDICTABLE SCIENCE.
Science:Mathematics:Geometry
CIRCLE PERIMETERCircumference (Irrational Ratio Called-Logically!) Equals Pi! (Energizes Representation In Math Equations) Two (Er) Radius Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Outside of parentheses in EXPANSION: Circumference = Pi Two Radiusor C=2*Pi*R. The ! signals that (Irrational Ratio Called-Logically!) is Pi! "Called-Logically!" is a PUNNY way of saying "most Pies are CIRCLES." Er is Chinese Two. Hope the grave accent for Èr worked. I thought that (Energizes Representation In Math Equations) was very important. For centuries, primary school children have learned C=2*Pi*R, so this inclusion might help whoever reads this APRONYM when they study advanced math.
Science:Mathematics:Geometry
C IS FOR CAATINGACovered-In Sandy Floor, Open Region Comprising An Arboreal Tract In Natural Granite Area Tony McCoy O'Grady, when Angela pointed out that with the ASCII sorting of acronyms, first entries could easily be outdone by 'C is for...' type phrases, and Tony decided to create the ultimate of those.
Places
CIVICCommunitarianism Is Vital In Cities Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships
CIVIC (2)Closeness Instils Violence In Cities Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships
CIVIL ENGINEERConstruction Is Vital In Life, Erecting New Gizmos Ingeniously Necessitates Engendering Elegant Results Isambard Kingdom McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
CIVIL SERVANTSControl Icons Violating International Laws Spoiling Everything Rejecting Values And Neglecting The System John Richard Jones
People & Relationships:The Workforce
CLARUSComputer Launched Animal Rendering Useful Service Tony McCoy O'Grady, when I suggested that KEYBOARD could fly to earth on CLARUS the DogCow, and he wondered how CLARUS could fly.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
MacGirl & KeyBoard:Other Characters
Science:Biology:Animals
CLASHCollege Lectures Are Scheduled Horribly Angela Brett, after having her timetable rearranged for about the fifth time this week due to other students' timetable clashes. (I mean college in the American sense here... not a high school)
Education
CLASSICALCultured Listeners Appreciate Sonorous Sonatas In Concerthalls (And Lifts) Tony McCoy O'Grady (for 'lifts' our American readers should read 'elevators'.
Entertainment:Music
CLASSYChic Lady; Adroitly She Stretches You Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
CLATHYClutching Lightbulb Anxiously, Thinking, "Here? Yonder?" Angela Brett (Clathy is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as being, 'Nervously indecisive about how to dispose of a dead lightbulb.'
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
CLAUDECultured, Learned Artist Understated Details Extensively Sean Lamb (Claude Monet's impressionist works were more noted for their lack of precise detail, presenting just the impression of an image rather than a photorealistic reproduction; Monet studied in Europe with many other well known artists including EugŽne Boudin, Pablo Picasso and Pierre-Auguste Renoir)
Names:Famous people
Art & Literature
CLAUDE (2)Capable Lad Allows Ultimatum, Demands Efficiency Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Male
CLAUDIACardinale (Latin Actress) Undressed Decorously In Acting TMcCO'G
Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses
CLAUDIOCallow Lad, After Unforeseen Disasters, Is Overjoyed Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Much Ado About Nothing
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Much Ado About Nothing
CLAUDIO (2)Can Live After Unacknowledged Death Indictment's Overturned Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Measure for Measure
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Measure for Measure
CLAUDIUSCunningly Launches An Untimely Death - Is Usurping Scoundrel Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Hamlet, Prince of Denmark
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Hamlet, Prince Of Denmark
CLAVERINGCountry Living At Very Easy Rates In Nearby Graveyard George Rix
Places:Towns & Cities:Canada
CLEANConceal Litter Effectively And Neatly Edwin Hermann
Science:Environment
CLEAN (2)Cleansed Lavishly Evidently All Neat Jan Morgan
Assorted Adjectives
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene
CLEANERSCriminal Leaders Extracting Assets Never Expecting Redemption Settlements Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Law & Order
CLEAR WATER ACTClear, Limpid Elixirs Are Required. We Appreciate Totally Enactments Requiring A Certain Treatment Tony McCoy O'Grady, when somebody searched for that phrase on the Acronyms website.
Politics
CLEOPATRACunning Lovely Egyptian Obviously Preferred Asp To Roman Attentions. Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Antony and Cleopatra
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Antony and Cleopatra
CLEOPATRA (2)Classic.... Launched Elizabeth On Path As Towering Romantic Actress Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:Movies
CLEVERCerebral Lobes Especially Vibrant, Ever Reasoning Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Thoughts
CLICHECreatively Lacking Imitation Commonly Heard Elsewhere Angela Brett
Words & Wordplay
CLICHE (2)Chronically Lacking In Creativity, Hated Everywhere Angela Brett
Words & Wordplay
CLIENTCustomer List - Industrial Enterprises Need Them Tony McCoy O'Grady
Commerce
CLIFF-HANGERClimax Left In For Further Handling. A New Gasp-Enducer Required Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment
CLIMATE VISIONCarbon Lurks In Murky Air, The Environmental Violation Is Serious, It's Overly Noxious Tony McCoy O'Grady, in response to this article from the Feedback section of New Scientist magazine: THE BUSH Administration is being criticised for its voluntary global warming programme, in which American industry is gently encouraged to "reduce the projected growth" of greenhouse gases. Whatever the justification for the criticism, one aspect of the programme is unforgivable - its name. Climate VISION stands for Climate, Voluntary Innovative Sector Initiatives: Opportunities Now. Not since 2001's USA PATRIOT Act (Uniting and Strengthening of America by Providing Appropriate Tools Required toIntercept and Obstruct Terrorism) has an acronym been so contrived.If this trend continues, we shudder to contemplate the inevitable GOD, MOTHERHOOD AND APPLE PIE Act.
Science:Environment
CLINICAL INFORMATIONComplete List (Including Nurses' Input) Chronicling A Lifetime's Illnesses, Notated For One's Resourceful Medical Ailment Team, Is Obviously Necessary Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
CLINT EASTWOODCowboy Loves Intriguing New Targets Especially Actresses Seducing Their Way Over Old Decoys Rico Leffanta
Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses
CLINTON LIEDCuddling Lewinsky Is Nothing. Try Our New Liar's Iraqi Exaggerations & Denials. Dan Anonymous
Politics
CLITORISCute Lump Is Tickled Often - Result: Intense Sensations TMcCO'G
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
Science:Biology:Body Parts
CLOCKCircular Locomotion Offers Calendrical Key Tony McCoy O'Grady
Time
CLOTENClottish Lout Of Truly Evil Nature Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Cymbeline
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Cymbeline
CLOTHCostume Looks Only Terrific, Honey! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects:Clothing
Household Objects:Threads & Fabric
CLOTH (2)Covers Lining Of Throat Horribly Angela Brett
Household Objects:Threads & Fabric:Edible(?)
CLOTH (3)Chewability's Limited - One's Teeth Hurt. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects:Threads & Fabric:Edible(?)
CLOTHINGCotton, Linen Or Tweed - Happiness Is Natural Garments Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects:Clothing
CLOTHOCan Love Orchestrate Threads Hiding Omega? Rico Leffanta
Religion:Greek Gods & Goddesses
CLOUDComes Low Over Us, Downpour Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Meteorology
CLOUD (2)Condensation Lumps Often Unleash Downpours. Angela Brett, while flying above the clouds in a FAIRCHILD.
Science:Meteorology
CLOUD NINEComplete Lack Of Unfulfilled Desires - Now In Nirvana, Essentially Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Emotions
Art & Literature:Fictional Places
CLOUDYCauses Low Overcast, Using Dusty Yuckiness Jan Morgan
Science:Meteorology
CLOWNSChild Like Optional World Needs Students Jan Morgan
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
Entertainment
CLUCKChicken-Like Utterence Causes Kerfuffle TMcCO'G - The sight or sound or anyone imitating a chicken always seems to cause others to laugh.
Laughter
Assorted Nouns:Noises
CLUEClose Look Uncovers Evidence Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Law & Order
CLUE (2)Criminal Left Us Evidence Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Law & Order
CLUTCHControl Lever Under The Car's Heater Eric Bridgstock
Transport:Car Parts
CMOSComputer Must Operate Somehow Tony McCoy O'Grady (CMOS usually stands for Complementary Metal-Oxide Semiconductor)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Generic Hardware
CMSComplicated Magnetic System Angela Brett, referring to the COMPACT MUON SOLENOID. See http://cmsinfo.cern.ch for more information.
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Science:Physics
CNECan't Network Everything CNE's real definition is Certified Netware Engineer
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers
Education:Qualifications
CNE (2)Certification Nullifies Education CNE's real definition is Certified Netware Engineer
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers
Education:Qualifications
COCremates Ozone Jeff Anonymous, referring to carbon monoxide.
Science:Chemistry
COACH CAFECoffee, Or A Cake? Hard Currency Available Frighteningly Exclusive. Angela Brett, who didn't have much cash with her when she stopped at the Coach Cafe on her way from Auckland to Palmerston North.
Food & Drink:Food Outlets
COACH CAFE (2)Coffee, Or A Cake? Have Coins Affording Few Essentials. Angela Brett
Food & Drink:Food Outlets
COACH CAFE (3)Count Out Available Cash, Haven't Card Available For EFTPOS. Angela Brett, who actually did have her EFTPOS card but didn't want to use it as she'd have to first transfer money to her EFTPOS account using FASTPHONE.
Food & Drink:Food Outlets
COACH CAFFECareful Of Additional Characters... Here's Correct Apology For Flawed Expansion. Angela Brett, when she saw that the COACH CAFE, a subject of three expansions, in fact spelled caffe with two efs.
Food & Drink:Food Outlets
COALESCECome On And Let's Embrace Some Coupling Exercises Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
COBChestnut Or Bay? Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Animals
COB (2)Clay On Building Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Nouns
COB (3)Container, Or Basket Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects
COB (4)Corn's Often Buttered Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink
COB (5)Chunk Of Bread Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink
COB (6)Clout On Behind Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Verbs
COBALTColourful Original Blue, Artists Layer Thickly. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry:Elements
COBOLComputer Operators' Bewilderingly Obfuscatory Lingo Tony McCoy O'Grady
Computers:Programming
COBRACrusher Or Biter? Reptilian Ambiguity! Tony McCoy O'Grady, who mentions that he likes this one as it implies the dilemma faced by someone not used to snakes worrying over what is approaching is a constrictor or poisonous.
Science:Biology:Animals:Vermin
COBRA (2)Can One Bite Really Agonise Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Animals:Vermin
COBRA (3)Creeps On Belly, Randomly Attacking Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Animals:Vermin
COBRA (4)Care Of Bite Requires Antitoxin Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Animals:Vermin
COCA COLA (2)Come One, Come All! Consume Our Libations Always Roger Williams
Food & Drink:Drinks
COCKATIELCaptured Ones Can Keenly Attempt To Imitate English Language Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Animals
COCKROACHCook On Cluttered Kitchen Range Order After Cook Heaves Rico Leffanta
Science:Biology:Insects:Edible(?)
COCOAComplements Objective-C On Apples Angela Brett (Cocoa is a set of frameworks for making software in Objective-C for Mac OS X)
Computers:Programming:Cocoa
COCOA (2)Chasing Objective-C Objects Around Paul Marshall
Computers:Programming:Cocoa
COCOA (3)Creating Objective-C Often Amuses Tony McCoy O'Grady - After visiting Angela's site and downloading the Acronym Checker.
Computers:Programming:Cocoa
COCOA (4)Cream Of Crop - Obviously Apple's! Angela Brett
Computers:Programming:Cocoa
COCOA (5)Completely Offhand Creation Of Applications Angela Brett, who would rather spend twenty minutes writing a Cocoa application to do something than five minutes actually doing it, and often does just that.
Computers:Programming:Cocoa
COCOA (6)Can Only Compile On Apples Acronymous Anonymous
Computers:Programming:Cocoa
COCO POPSCause Of Crime Outbreak - Perpetrator Of Pickpocketing Scam Tony McCoy O'Grady, thinking up another cereal killer
MacGirl & KeyBoard:Supervillains:Cereal Killers
CODCon Or Deception Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships
CODECentre Of Developer's Existence Angela Brett
Computers:Programming
CODE (2)Confusingly Ordered Diatribe, Enigma Gavin Lambert
Science:Mathematics
Communication
CODE (3)Condensation Of Data. Extraction Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Communication
CODER(Condenser Of Data) = (Expert - Recorder) Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Communication
CODE REVIEWCan One Do Everything Right? Extra Vigilance Indicates Esoteric Wrongs Angela Brett
Computers:Programming
CODYCattle's Officially Dead, Yes? Tony McCoy O'Grady, Cody was the surname of Buffalo Bill, who wiped out thousands of wild American beasts in a very short time, and not all of them for food.
Names:Famous people
COFFEECup Of Fluid For Enhancing Edginess Angela Brett
Food & Drink:Drinks
COFFEE (2)Caffine Offerings For Further Expendible Energy Brian Erickson AKA Makata85, Nosmellman. I write poetry and love word games there are more posted on page 3 of my site at http://www.geocities.com/nosmellman/ramblingmind3.html
Food & Drink:Drinks
COFFEE (3)Can Often Fuel Feverishness, Excitement, Euphoria Bill Neal
Food & Drink:Drinks
COFFEE AND DONUTSCappuccino's Often Favourite For Early Evening; Also, Never Decline Delicious Offerings - Not Unless Too Small! Patricia Rix
Food & Drink
COFFINContains Obsolete Fellow's Finite Ingredients Now Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Death
COGNATESCommon Origin Gives Noise-Aligned Terms Equivalent Semantics Angela Brett (A cognate is a word in one language which is similar in form and meaning to a word in another language because both languages are related.)
Science:Linguistics
COHERENTConsistent, Or Having Exact Relationships Evident - Nothing Tearaway. Angela Brett
Assorted Adjectives
COHERENT (2)Consistently Orderly, He Evinces Rationally Expressed Neat Thinking Tony McCoy O'Grady
Communication
People & Relationships:Thoughts
COINSCombined Often Into Notes, Symbolically. Angela Brett
Commerce:Money
COLA WARSChoice Of Lifestyle? Actually Water And Refined Sugar. Angela Brett
Food & Drink:Drinks
COLDColour Of Legs Darkens Angela Brett
Assorted Adjectives
COLESLAWCabbage Only Looks Edible: Shredded Leaves Are Worthless. Roger Williams
Food & Drink
COLETTECan One Learn Education To Teach Everyone Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
COLLECTIONSCommon Objects, Layout Lovingly Established, Changing Them Into Objects Now Significant. Roger Williams
Household Objects
COLLECTORCreating One Large Lot, Each Collector Thinks Of Resale Sean Lamb
People & Relationships
COLLEGECenter Of Learning Less Educated Gurus Evolved Rico Leffanta
Education
COLLEGE LIFECampus-Oriented Living Lets Everyone Getting Educated Live In Friendly Environment Tony McCoy O'Grady
Education
COLLEGESClasses Of Lovely Lasses & Excellent Guys Enjoying Schooling Tony McCoy O'Grady
Education
COLLIDERComplaining Of Lover Locked Into Discovering/Dissecting Energetic Reactions Angela Brett, on the song by Les Horribles Cernettes (you can download it or read the lyrics at http://musiclub.web.cern.ch/MusiClub/bands/cernettes/songs/collider.html)
Entertainment:Music:Songs
Science:Physics
COLLINGWOODCan Outsiders Live Luxuriously In Nearby Georgian Wonderland, Or Only Die? George Rix
Places:Towns & Cities:Canada
COLOMBIACocaine Obliterated Lives Of Many Boys In America. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
COLONELCompetent Once... Lively Once.... Now Elderly & Lethargic Tony McCoy O'Grady
Military:Ranks
COLONYCollection Of Life, Organised, Nurturing Yield Gavin Lambert - "Nurturing Yield" meaning increasing productivity :)
Science:Biology
COLORCollection Of Light Originates Rainbow. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Adjectives:Colours
COLOR (2)Crayons Occur Lively Or Rich Jan Morgan
Art & Literature
Assorted Adjectives:Colours
COLORADOCentennial Ordination, Land Of Rockies A Dimmers Observance Jan Morgan - became state 100 years after signing of declaration Mile High City - dims the lights
Places:States & Regions
COLOR ME SMILING'Concave Over' Lips Of Red, My Eyes Sparkling Mean It's Likely Illustrator Needs Glitter. Angela Brett
Art & Literature
People & Relationships:Emotions
COLOSSIANSCult Offered Life Of Sure Salvation. Itinerant Apostle Nailed Slander. Sue Johnson
Religion:Bible books
COLOUR CHARTColourinary Odiousness - Look Out! Using Regularly Causes Heart Attack & Renal Thrombosis Tony McCoy O'Grady, to go with the PAINT-eating acronyms.
Food & Drink:Home(-cooked) Improvement
COLOUR CHART (2)Choice Of Lots Of Unusual Recipes Can Help Achieve Right Taste Tony McCoy O'Grady, to balance COLOUR CHART
Food & Drink:Home(-cooked) Improvement
COLUMBIUMChemical Of Lustre. Usually Mined By Industrious Underground Miners. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry:Elements
COMBCleans Out Messy Bunches Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene:Beauty Products
COME BACK SOONCheck Our Members Entries By Another Call - Keenly Seeking Out Our Novelties Tony McCoy O'Grady, encouraging people to search the Acronyms website (http://acronyms.co.nz) again if they don't find anything the first time, because we strive to acronymise any unsuccessful search terms.
Computers:Internet:Apronyms Website
COMMACompetent Orator May Momentarily Aerate. Angela Brett
Science:Linguistics
COMMA (2)Come On, Many More Acronyms! Gavin Lambert, pointing out a missing comma in an acronym featured in THE ACRONYM TIMES
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
COMMENTING CODEContemplation Of My Mortality - Enlightenment's Needed To Invigorate Next Generation Continuing Our Development Effort. Angela Brett (commenting code is what a programmer does when s/he finds out s/he only has two weeks to live.)
Computers:Programming
COMMITMENT AND RELIABILITYCan't Offer Much, Miss... I'm Typical Male. Each Night Together Adds No Definite Relationship Endurance. Lust Is A Brilliant Idea, Love Is Too Yucky. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
People & Relationships:Genderalisations
COMMITTEECowardice Of Meeting Means Individual Toughman Tramples Everyone Else Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships
COMMITTEE MEMBERSClones Of Management Meet In Time To Examine Events. Must Examine Minutes But Eschew Resolving Situations Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:The Workforce
COMMODECrapper Or Men's Masturbation Outlet? Determine Eventually. Jeff Anonymous
Places:Buildings:The 'Little Room'
COMMUNICATEConveying One's Meaning - Maybe Using Notepaper - Is Considered A Talent, Evidently Tony McCoy O'Grady
Communication
COMMUNIONChristians Offer Messiah Morsels... Ultimately Not Innards Of Nazarene Angela Brett
Religion
COMMUNITYConnection Of Many Minds - Usually Nowadays It's Typed Yabbering. Angela Brett
People & Relationships
Computers:Internet
COMMUNITY ARTS AND MUSIC PROJECTCreate Original Municipal Mural, Under No Illusions That You Are Rembrandt... The Spirit's All Neighbourhood Desires. Many Ukeleles Sound In Concert, Performers (Remembering Ordinary Jobs) Enjoy Creating Tunes. Angela Brett
People & Relationships
Entertainment:Music
Art & Literature
COMOROSCitizens Of Mixed Origins, Residents Only Subsist. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
COMPACT MUON SOLENOIDCounting Out Muons Presents A Challenge... Too Many Unprocessed Outputs Necessary Since Our Latest Equipment Nibbles On Incredible Dataflow Angela Brett (During one second of CMS running, a data volume equivalent to 10,000 Encyclopaedia Britannica will be produced, and not all of it can be recorded -- see http://cmsinfo.cern.ch/Welcome.html/CMSdocuments/CMSposters/PDF/TriDASNCo.pdf)
Science:Physics
COMPANY NAMESCorporations Often Make Particular Apronymic Names - Yet Not Always Make Economic Sense Tony McCoy O'Grady - some apronymic names don't always tell the customer immeidately what the company does. Esso was an attempt at spelling the word formed by S and O, the initials of Standard Oil. Standard Oil tells the comsumer much more than Esso or Exxon do.
Commerce:Companies
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
COMPASSCould One's Magnet Point At South? Surely! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Navigation Aids
COMPASSIONATE SERVICEComforts Others, Many People Are Seeing Service In Our Needs And Trials Endured. Sees Every Responsibility, Vital In Caring, Everyone Jan Morgan
Religion
COMPETITION (2)Consumers Often Monitor Price, Ensuring That It's Truly Indicative Of Noteworthiness Angela Brett
Commerce
COMPILERCorrector Of Many Problems, It Lends Expertise Readily Angela Brett
Computers:Programming
COMPILER (2)Compilers Only Make Programs If Libraries Execute Right Sean Lamb
Computers:Programming
COMPLEX CONDITIONAL STATEMENTConjunction Of Many Predicates Logically Evaluated Xerts Control Over Numbercruncher. Developed Intellectuals Think It's Overly Nettlesome... A Large-Scale Turing Automation, Though, Executes Mindlessly Every Nettlesome Task. Angela Brett
Computers:Programming
COMPOSECreation Of Musical Pieces Or Something Else Edwin Hermann
Entertainment:Music
Art & Literature
COMPUTERCrashes Or Mangles Programs Until Technician Emolument Received Rico Leffanta
Computers
COMPUTER (2)Can't Operate Machine. Participating Usually Terrifies Eventual Recruit Jan Morgan
Computers
COMPUTER (3)Complex Outrageous Machine Practically Using Things, Especially Remarkable Jacek Dobrzyniecki
Computers
COMPUTER MAGAZINECauses Overeater Mouth Problems, Upset Tummy, Excruciating Rectal Movements And Gastritis - And Zero In Nutritional Elements. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Computers:Do Not Eat
COMPUTER MAGAZINE (2)Cook One's Manuals, Perhaps Until Tender, Ensures Roughage. Meals Are Generally Assumed Zero In Nutritional Effects Tony McCoy O'Grady
Computers:Do Not Eat
COMPUTER PRESENTATIONCan Only Make Printouts Using This Expensive Rubbish? Projection's Really Easy, Shouldn't Everyone Nowadays Throw Away Transparencies? Ink's Old News! Angela Brett
Computers
Communication:Presentations
COMPUTERS (2)Convey Others' Messages! Produce Useful Tips! Electronically Run Securely! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Computers
COMPUTER SUPPORTChap On My Phone Usually Tries Enabling Repair. Some Unusual 'Puter Problems Often Require Technicians Tony McCoy O'Grady
Computers
CONAN O'BRIENCan Oblong Noggins And Nerdy Oafs Bring Ratings? I Expect Not. joybutton
Entertainment:TV shows:Talk Shows
CONCEITEDConcerning Oneself, Never Chanced Entertaining Inferior Thoughts. Everything's Delightful Tony McCoy O'Greatest
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
CONCRETEConglomeration Of Natural Congealers Reinforces Every Tall Edifice Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Buildings
CONCUPISCENCEConflicting Onus Never Concedes Until Penetration Invades Sentiments Compromising Emotional Nuances Causing Eviction Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
CONDOMContraceptive Often Needs Deploying Over Member Tony McCoy O'Grady, after watching an 'expose' TV programme on teenage sex in England.
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
CONFERENCECombatting Omnifarious Nastiness, Fairly Enigmatic Reptiles Exist Near Cairo, Egypt joybutton
Science:Biology
CONFESSIONALCatholic Or Not, 'Fess Even Small Sins In Our Now Audioproof Locker Jeff Anonymous
Religion
Places:Buildings
CONFUSEDCauldron Of Nonconforming Feelings - Understanding Seems Ever Distant. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Emotions
CONFUSIONChaos - Office Nitwit's F***ed Up! Situation Is Outrageously Nightmarish Tnyo CcyoM OdrGay'
People & Relationships
CONGOCoups Oust Native Governments Occasionally. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
CONGRESSConglomerations Of No-Goods - Really Entirely Self Serving. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Politics
CONGRESS (2)Copulation, Otherwise Narcissistic Group Repealing Even Social Security? Jeff Anonymous, discussing two connotations of the word "congress," excepting "opposite of progress."
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
Politics
CONGRESS (3)Come On! No Group Really Enacts Such Sh*t Roger Williams
Politics
CONNECT FOURColoured Ovals Navigated Nicely Ensuring, Cleverly, The Formation Of Unmixed Rows Angela Brett
Entertainment:Games
CONNECTICUTConstitutional Order Naturally Needed, Embraces Colony To Initiate Creed Used Today Jan Morgan - first state to use laws
Places:States & Regions
CONNIECaring One Negotiates Noteworthy Ideas, Effectively Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
CONSECRATIONComplete Obedience Necessary, Sacred Efficacious, Concentrated Righteous Attributes To Initiate One's Nirvana Jan Morgan
Religion
CONSERVATIVEContinuously Opposes Novelty, Sees Everything Reactionarily, Violently Against Things It Views "Emergent" TMcCO'G
Politics
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
CONSERVATIVESContinuation Of National State Earnings Related Value Added Taxes In Very Extreme Situations John Richard Jones
Politics:Parties
CONSTANCE"Could Other Nation Seize Throne?" Asks Nasty Conniving Englishwoman Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's King John
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:King John
CONSTIPATEDCan One Not Shift This Impacted Pile And Take Energising Dump? Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
CONSTITUTIONContract Offering Numerous Sequential Tenets Intended To Unitedly Temper Its Own Nation Patricia Rix
Politics
People & Relationships:Law & Order
CONSULTANTCompanies Often Need Someone Using Logic To Analyze New Theories Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
CONTRACTContributors Ought Not To Reveal Any Contrary Thoughts Angela Brett, after Tony jokingly said on the Apronyms forums, 'I have to agree with Angela -- It's in my contract'
Communication:Acronyms Forums
CONTRACT (2)Co-Operative? No! That's Right, Angela Controls Tony Angela Brett, after Tony jokingly said on the Apronyms forums, 'I have to agree with Angela -- It's in my contract'
Communication:Acronyms Forums
CONTROL DESTINYConscious Or Not, The Reality Of Life's Deterministic... Everything's Sums, Trajectories, Integrals, 'Ncluding You! Angela Brett
Religion
CONTROL FREAKCommands Overly Necessary Tasks, Ruins Others Lives, Frightening Responses, Everyone's Attitude Kaput Jan Morgan - kaput=ruined, these people can cause undue stress on relationships
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
CONVERTING PAGANSChristians Overthrow Native Views, Existing Religious Teaching's Implicitly No Good, Presumed 'Actual' God's A Necessary Substitute. Angela Brett
Religion
CONVICTCalculating, Overtly Nefarious Villain In Computer Trade Angela Brett, finding another villain for the Baddie School roll.
MacGirl & KeyBoard:Supervillains
COOKControls Ordering Of Kitchen Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink:Chefs
COOK (2)Cuisine Out Of Kilobytes! Angela Brett
Computers:Do Not Eat
COOKIE MANAGER MOMCrazy Occasional Obligation Keeps Its Endeavor Mandated, A Numbers Agenda Gains Every Revenue, Makes One Manage Jan Morgan - Girl Scouts need help keeping track of how many cookie boxes go out and how much money comes in making sure everything is correct and accounted for
Sports & Recreation:Scouts
COOKIESCupboard Of One's Kitchen Is Eternal Source. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink
COOKINGContents Of Our Kitchens Is Now 'Grub' Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink
COOL STUFFChill Out - Oh Look, Some Things're Utterly Funky & Fantastic TMcCO'G
Assorted Phrases
CO-OPERATIONComplete Oligarchy Of Petroleum Empires Riles All The Innocent Oil-Needers. Angela Brett (see COMPETITION)
Transport
Commerce
COORDINATORControlling Overseer Of Research & Development Is Necessary Administrator To Obtain "Results" Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
COPCorrect Operational Procedure Angela Brett, after hearing a character on a police drama use that phrase.
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Occupations
COPOUTCunning Operation Planning On Upbraiding Target Katherine
People & Relationships:Law & Order
COPOUT (2)Chancer Often Pleads Obtusely, Using Trickery Tony
People & Relationships
COPPERCommonly Our Police, Properly Earthly Resource Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry:Elements
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Occupations
COPSCrime's Opposers Protect & Serve Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Occupations
COPULATEConstables Outnumber People Usually Late At Tort Events Rico Leffanta (Cop! You Late!)
People & Relationships:Law & Order
COPY AND PASTECan Original Postings You've Abandoned Now Depart. Perhaps Archive Should Thread Elsewhere Tony McCoy O'Grady, when it was suggested that some of the old forum threads copied and pasted into an ARCHIVE.
Communication:Acronyms Forums
COPY PROTECTION SCHEMECatalyst Of Piracy... Your Purchase Runs On The Elderly CD + Tape Instruments Only... Net Search Compulsory (How Else's Mp3 Extracted?) Angela Brett, who would like to buy certain CDs but is forced to download them from the internet instead, since copy-protection schemes prevent the CDs from being played in anything other than than my alarm clock. Unfortunately the iTunes Music Store is not available in this country yet, so that means piracy.
Entertainment:Music
CORALComfort Of Receiving Another's Love Angela Brett, referring to what is traditionally the coral (35th) wedding anniversary.
Time:Special Occasions:Wedding Anniversaries
CORDClogs Oesophagus, Really Dry Steve Keate (see DONGLE (3))
Computers:Do Not Eat
CORD (2)Chopper Organises Ready Deadwood Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Mathematics:Measurement
CORDELIAComes Over Really Dignified, Echoing Lear's Inherent Authority Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's (The Tragedy of) King Lear
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:(The Tragedy Of) King Lear
CORDYCEPSClaims Of Reducing (Drastically) Your Cholesterol & Enhancing Pulmonary System Tony
Food & Drink:Condiments:Herbs
CORECentre Of Reactor, Etc. Angela Brett
Places:Positions & Directions
CORE (2)Centre, Or Rather, Epicentre Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Positions & Directions
CORINTHIANSCorruption Observed. Renounce Impiety Now. Tolerating Heresy Is A Non-Starter. Sue Johnson
Religion:Bible books
CORIOLISControl Of Rotation In One's Loo's Incredibly Slight! Angela Brett (see http://www.ems.psu.edu/~fraser/Bad/BadCoriolis.html)
Science:Meteorology
People & Relationships:Thoughts:Misconceptions
CORIOLIS (2)Circularity Of Rotation Is Oppositional, Loading Is Slow TMcCO'G, after Patricia wondered if the Apronyms site is the slowest in the Southern Hemisphere, responded: It's the Coriolis effect. The site loads anti-clockwise in the southern hemisphere and clockwise in the northern. Reverse the polarity of the plug on your computer and all will be as it should be :-)
Computers:Internet:Apronyms Website:Excuses for Slow Loading
CORNChiropodist's Obviously Really Needed Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
CORN (2)Cob Offers Ready Nutrition Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink
CORN (3)Callous Often Requires Nursing Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
CORNFLAKESCereal Of Rich Nutrition, Favourably Light And Known Energy Supply Edwin Hermann
Food & Drink
CORNWALLCompletely Obeys Regan's Nasty Wickedness - A Loathsome Lord Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's (The Tragedy of) King Lear
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:(The Tragedy Of) King Lear
COROLLACheap Oriental Runabout, Often Lacks Lasting Accelleration Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport:Car Makes & Models
CORPORALChevron-Owning Recent Private, Officious, Repulsive And Loathsome Tony McCoy O'Grady
Military:Ranks
CORPORATIONCity's Officials Regulate Policy Or Respond Appropriately To Incidents Of Note Tony McCoy O'Grady
Commerce
CORPORATION (2)Companies Often Report Profits On Retail And Then Insist On Nondisclosure Sean Lamb
Commerce
CORPUS CALLOSUMCerebral Overpass Recommended Partitions Useful Sphere. Congenital Absence Loses Link Of Sections Using Malformation Jan Morgan -- it's the bridge that links the left side to the right side of the brain - its rare but some people are born with out one.
Science:Biology:Body Parts
CORRECTIVEComplements Optical Refraction - Reading's Easier 'Cause This Improves Vision Everywhere. Angela Brett, thinking of corrective lenses or laser eye surgery.
Science:Biology:Healthcare
CORRUPTConcentrating On Rich Rewards Using Political Tactics Rico Leffanta
Politics
CORVETTEClassic Oldtime Road Vehicle, Elevated Teenager's Testosterone, Evidently Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport:Car Makes & Models
COSTA RICACoffee's One Source To Attract Revenue In Central America. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
COST REDUCTIONCaution On Spending The Rent Elsewhere... Debts Unpaid Cause Trebling Invoices & Ominous Notices. Angela Brett
Commerce:Money
COST REDUCTION (2)Cry Of Spend-Thrift: Remember, Everyone - Don't Use Credit. The Interest's Outrageous Nowadays! Angela Brett
Commerce:Money
COST SAVINGSCut Out Silly Things Since Adding Value Is Not Generating Sales Tony McCoy O'Grady
Commerce
COTE D'IVOIRECoffee, Oil, Timber Exported. Developed Its Viable Oil Industry Round 'Eighty Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
COTTONCelebrated Once, Twice... Timespan Of Nuptials. Angela Brett, referring to what is traditionally the cotton (2nd) wedding anniversary.
Time:Special Occasions:Wedding Anniversaries
COTTON (2)Cloth Or Thread Taken Of Nature Angela Brett
Household Objects:Threads & Fabric
COTTON (3)Cookability's Overrated - Too Thin On Nutrition Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects:Threads & Fabric:Edible(?)
COTTON (4)Chew On This To Obtain Nutrition Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects:Threads & Fabric:Edible(?)
COUCHComfy Option, Uses Chair Hospitality Jan Morgan
Household Objects:Furniture
COUGARCat Of Unusual Grace And Rapacity Tony McCougar O'Grady
Science:Biology:Animals
COULOMBCharge Of Umpteen Leptons, One Magnetism Below Angela Brett (One Magnetism Below referring to the leptons in question having electromagnetic charge of -1)
Science:Mathematics:Measurement
COUNSELORCourtroom Officer Usually Negates Someone Else's Legal Opinion Resolutely Sean Lamb
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Occupations
COUNTDOWNCarol's On Unusual Numerical Tricks, Dick's On Wordy Natterings Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to a UK television programme and its two hosts.
Entertainment:TV shows
COUNTERFEITCreating Own Undetectable Notes To Earn Revenue Freely Evidently Is Tricky Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Law & Order
Commerce:Money
COUNTERFEIT (2)Coiner Operates Under Noticeable Threat; Every Risky Forgery Extends Illegal Trafficking Patricia Rix
People & Relationships:Law & Order
Commerce:Money
COUNTESS OLIVIACesario Opens Up Newly Triggered Emotions. Sebastian Strides On Later... Instantly Viola's Identity Announced Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Twelfth Night
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Twelfth Night
COUNTRY MUSICCrying Out Usual Nasal Twang Rural Yarns Marginally Upsetting Some Idiotic Cowboy Rico Leffanta
Entertainment:Music
COUNT YOUR BLESSINGSCalculations Of Using Natural Talents, Your Opinions, Uniquely Reasonable Because Lessons Encourage Satisfactory Successful Individuals. Necessary Gifts Saved Jan Morgan
Entertainment:Music:Songs
COURTEOUSCivility's Often Used, Resolving (Totally Efficiently) Our Ugly Situations Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
COURTESYCivilized Obligation Uses Respectable Tact Exceeds Success, Yes Jan Morgan -- exceeds success means that being tactful goes beyond a successful result and makes everyone happy.
People & Relationships
COURTSChurn Out Unacceptable Rejects To Society Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Law & Order
COUSINChild Of Uncle's Sibling Is Nephew Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Family
COVENTRYCriminally Organised Villans Eventually Need To Rob You John Richard Jones
Places:Towns & Cities
COVER GIRLComes Over Very Erotically, Rudely Grinning In Randy Lingerie Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
COWCuddly Over - Weight Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Science:Biology:Animals
COWARDCop-Out Will Always Run & Desert Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
COWARD (2)Craven Oathbreaker Would Always Run - Deathwards Patricia Rix, thinking of the phrase "A coward dies a thousand (?) times"
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
COWBOYSChaps Out West - Break Out Your Sidearms! Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships
COWBRIDGECriminally Organised Ways Being Rewarded In Dangerous Gangland Exchanges John Richard Jones
Places:Towns & Cities:UK
COWGIRLCattle-Owning Women Gain Interesting Random Lyrics Rob Rix, while listening to Cowgirl by Underworld
Entertainment:Music:Songs
COWSCreators Of White Stuff Angela Brett, who saw lots of cows on her bus trips from Auckland to Palmerston North and back.
Science:Biology:Animals
COWS (2)Common On Wanganui Soil Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Animals
COWS (3)Creators Of Wholemilk Sustenance Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Animals
COWS (4)Calcium - Osteoporosis Withstanding Substance Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Animals
COWS (5)Coloured Often With Splotches Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Animals
COWS (6)Cohabitate Often With Sheep Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Animals
COWS BARNCharm Or Wit Sufficeth; Bulls Are Randy Nitwits Rico Leffanta
Places:Buildings
COYOTECreatively Organize Your Own Territorial Environment Tony McCoy O'Grady, when somebody appealed on the Acronyms Forums for acronyms of the name of her home organising business.
Commerce:Companies:COYOTE
COYOTE (2)Cleaning Out Your Old Trash, Efficiently Tony McCoy O'Grady, when somebody appealed on the Acronyms Forums for acronyms of the name of her home organising business.
Commerce:Companies:COYOTE
COYOTE (4)Carefully Orienting Your 'Ome/Office Toward Efficiency Angela Brett, when somebody appealed on the Acronyms Forums for acronyms of the name of her home organising business.
Commerce:Companies:COYOTE
COYOTE (5)Clutter Of Yesterday's Out The Exit! Angela Brett, when somebody appealed on the Acronyms Forums for acronyms of the name of her home organising business.
Commerce:Companies:COYOTE
COYOTE (6)Clear Out Your Old Things Effortlessly Angela Brett, when somebody appealed on the Acronyms Forums for acronyms of the name of her home organising business.
Commerce:Companies:COYOTE
COYOTE (7)Closets Overloaded - You're Overly Tidy Elsewhere Tony McCoy O'Grady and Angela Brett (see COYOTE) thinking of people who have immaculate houses only because they stuff all the junk in a closet whenever someone's coming over.
Commerce:Companies:COYOTE
COYOTE (8)Carving Out Your Own Tidy Enclave Tony McCoy O'Grady (see COYOTE)
Commerce:Companies:COYOTE
COYOTE (9)Company Offers You Our Tidying Expertise Tony McCoy O'Grady (see COYOTE)
Commerce:Companies:COYOTE
COYOTE (10)Changing Over Your Office To Efficiency Tony McCoy O'Grady (see COYOTE)
Commerce:Companies:COYOTE
CRACKEDCup's Ruined As Chip Keeps Expanding Deeper Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects:Eating Utensils
CRAMMEDCreatively Represented, Apronymic Memory. Mnemonics Extra Dense! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
CRANBERRIESChanteuse Regularly Acts Nutty. Being Especially Renowned Results In Eccentric Spells Tony McCoy O'Grady, presumably referring to Angela's favourite band. (See http://acronyms.co.nz/angela/cran.html)
Entertainment:Music:Artists
CRANBERRY SAUCEChristmas Recipe - A Nice Berry Enjoyed Regularly Round Yule Season - A Unique Condiment's Enjoyed Santa Claus
Food & Drink:Condiments
CRANECan Raise Anything - Neat Engineering Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Nouns
CRANIAL NERVESComplex Reticule (A Network), It All Links Neural Elements Rapidly - Vigorously Establishing Sensations TMcCO'G
Science:Biology:Body Parts
CRAPChallenge Requiring A Professional Steve Hartsell (referring to CRAP as in "Look at all the CRAP my boss expects me to complete before I go home.")
People & Relationships
CRAPSCould Roll A Pass... Seven! Roger Williams
Entertainment:Games
CRASHCrack Reverberating Around Somewhere Hollow Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Nouns:Noises
CRASH (2)Computer-Related Accident... Software Hiccup. Angela Brett
Computers
CRASH (3)Computer Routine Activating Suicidal Hysterics Rico Leffanta
Computers
CRAYONSColours Recall Affectionately Your Old Nursery School Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature
CRAZEDCompletely Reality Altering Zaniness - Entirely Deranged Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments:Mental Illness
CREAM OF WHEATCallous Rascal Enjoys A Modicum Of Flax While He Expertly Attacks Toddlers Patricia Rix, who always adds a modicum of flax, whole or ground, to her cream of wheat.
MacGirl & KeyBoard:Supervillains:Cereal Killers
CREATIVECan('t) Reasonably Expect Another Terrific Inspiration Very Easily. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
CREATIVE DIRECTORChap Reviews Each Advertisement That Is Viewed, Ensuring Design Is Researched & Engineered Correctly To Optimise Response Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
CREDIT CARDCash Redundant... Expenditure Delayed Indefinitely. The Charges Are Really Desperate! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Commerce:Money
CREDIT CARD (2)Careless Repeated Extravagence Deepens Interest. That's Clearly A Real Debt! Roger Williams
Commerce:Money
CRESSIDACalchos Requests Exchange - Suddenly She Is Diomedes's Admirer Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Troilus and Cressida
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Troilus and Cressida
CRETACEOUSColossal Reptiles Endured 'Til A Catastrophic Event Ousted Umpteen Species. Angela Brett
Time
Science:Biology:Animals:Dinosaurs
CRETACEOUS (2)Cosmic Rock Ended This Age, Causing Extinction On Unprecedented Scale Angela Brett
Time
Science:Biology:Animals:Dinosaurs
CRETACEOUS (3)Chalky Rock's Evidence Tells About Creatures Experts Only Understand Slightly Angela Brett
Time
Science:Biology:Animals:Dinosaurs
CRETINChairman Regulating Email Typography Intranet Networks Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations:Humorous Job Titles
CRICKETCellular Reasons/Restrictions In Connecting Kinfolk, Excessive Talk Jan Morgan - name of cheap but frequently dropped calls cell phone company
Commerce:Companies
Communication
CRIMECommitting Robbery Is Manifestly Erroneous Patricia Rix
People & Relationships:Law & Order
CRIMINALCrikey! Random Incidents Made Individual Need Additional Love Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Criminals
CRIMINALS: GET WEALTH, POWER, FAME!Criminals Repent: Invest Mind/Money In Nurturing Altruism/Achievements, Living Sacrificially. Get Eternal Treasure. Wealth Earned Assures Life's/Lasting/Luxe: True Happiness. Power: Omnipotent's Wonderful Encouragement Receive. Fame: Almighty's Measureless Empathy! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. The Organising Principles of Expansion: 1. Each Word of Apronym Expands to one sentence. 2. Each Word of Apronym is the Expansion of its Initial in the APRONYM. These contraints strengthen the APRONYM, because the expansion is more predictable. I like that.
Religion
People & Relationships:Law & Order
People & Relationships:Advice
CRIPPLE Corporeally Restricted Individual's Parts' Performance Lack Evenness TMcCO'G
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
CRISIS RESPONSECan't Remember If SOS Is Spelt Right... Everyone Stop Panicking Or Nobody'll Survive Emergency! Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Disaster
CROCHETCrossing Right Over Crafts, Hooking Engages Thread Jan Morgan
Sports & Recreation
CROQUETControlled Recreation Of Quaint Unusual Entertainment, Tactics Jan Morgan - tactics - achieving goal of winning
Sports & Recreation
CROSSCruciform Reminder Of Suffering Saviour Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion
CROSSBOWCranks & Ratchets Operation Shot Steel Bolt - Outlawed Weapon Tony McCoy O'Grady (The crossbow was outlawed by one of the Popes as being an "unChristian" weapon.)
Military:Weapons
CROSS COUNTRYCompetitive Running Often Seems Silly. Charging Over Undulating Natural Terrain Ruins You Tony McCoy O'Grady
Sports & Recreation
CROUCHING TIGER, HIDDEN DRAGONChina Rarely Offers Us Chinese Heroines In Native Garments, Testing Integrity Girls Experience Resistance, Here Individuals Defeat Danger Ensnaring Nefarious Demons Raging Against Girl's Own Nature Rico Leffanta
Entertainment:Movies
CROWNClaims Royalty Of Wearer Nobly. Angela Brett
Politics:Royalty
CROWN (2)Costly Reminder Of Wearer's Nobility Angela Brett
Politics:Royalty
CROWN TOPPER (2)Curls & Ringlets Obviously Withered, Now Tonsorial Operatives Proffer Perfectly Elegant Replacement TMcCO'G
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene:Beauty Products
CRUISE CONTROLCar Runs Uniformly If Specialty's Engaged Correctly - One Needn't Turn Right Or Left. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport
CRYSTALCommitted Relationship - Yearly Salute That Affection's Lasting Angela Brett, referring to what is traditionally the crystal (15th) wedding anniversary.
Time:Special Occasions:Wedding Anniversaries
CSCCitizens, Send Cash Jeff Anonymous (In reference to ezboard.com's premium service)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Commerce
CSI - MIAMICaruso Squashing Injustice -- Magnifying Image As Mortifying Icon Richard Leppig (that's me) Enjoying CSI, the original, the Vegas version. Now with this Miami edition, it's not about solving crimes anymore, it's about how these gruesome crimes affect David Caruso. It's becoming pervasive; anything else I see now of a particularly savage nature, I wonder, how would David feel? He's a crime magnet. Everywhere something happens, there he is. It's getting tougher to see just what he's looking at. "David, will you step aside a little?" Well, thanks for letting me vent.
Entertainment:TV shows
CUBACommunism's Unpopular Bastion, Americawise Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
CUBA (2)Cigars Used By Americans Angela Brett
Places:Countries
CUBECompletely Unirregular Blocky Entity Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Mathematics:Geometry
CUBICLESCompanies Use Businessmen In Claustrophobic Little Environments, Sadly Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Buildings
People & Relationships:The Workforce
CUBSCute Ursine Babies, Sometimes Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Animals
CUB SCOUTChild Unusual Boy, Samples Capabilities Of Useful Talents Jan Morgan
Sports & Recreation:Scouts
CUCUMBERCan't Understand Charm, Undesirable Munchie, But Everyone Raves Jan Morgan
Food & Drink
CUDDLEChildren Usually Do Discover Love Exists Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
CUDDLE (2)Curb Unholy Desires, Discover Love Emotionally. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
CULTCommunity Usually Lacking Theology Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion
CUPContainer, Usually Pouring Kenny Roy & Tamaryn Roy
Household Objects:Eating Utensils
CUPFULContent Usually Poured Fully Until Level Dustan Dowsing
Food & Drink
CUPIDCreates Ultimate Passions In Duos Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
Religion:Greek Gods & Goddesses
CUPPACompany! Ursula, Please Pour Another. Angela Brett
Food & Drink:Drinks
CUPSCareful Use Prevents Spillages Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects:Eating Utensils
CUREChemicals Used? Remedy's Expected Tony McCoy O'Grady
Drugs
CURFEWCan't Understand Reason For Evening Wrecker Angela Brett
Time
CURIOUSCaused Unusual Response I Only Understood Slightly Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Emotions
CURIUMCan Unleash Radiation If Used Meetly. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry:Elements
CURLSCoiled, Untamed Ringlets Look Swell! Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Body Parts
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene
CURRICULUMCourse Under Regular Review In College - Unto Library Users Maximum Tony McCoy O'Grady
Education
CURRICULUM VITAECareer's Unlikely References Results In Creating Uncheckable Lies, Usually Magnifying Vocation, Intended To Achieve Employment Tony McCoy O'Grady (Most CVs wouldn't stand up to careful scrutiny)
People & Relationships:The Workforce
CURRICULUM VITAE (2)Cumbersome University Résumé Reflects Institutional Clumsiness, Ultimately Lengthening Usually Moderately-Volumed Information To Amplified Evilness Jeff Anonymous, noting that a c.v. is a very cumbersome thing, and that there is a reason that resumes are preferable for ninety-nine out of a hundred jobs. (Angela and Tony don't see any such difference between the two, but it's still a good acronym.)
People & Relationships:The Workforce
CURSECan Undo Resource's Software Encoding Angela Brett (see YARP)
Computers:Windows:Applications:The opposite of PRAY
CURSEDCompletely Uncouth Ruffian Swore, Execrating Deity! TMcCO'G
Religion
Communication
CURTAINCloth Used Regularly Turns Atmosphere Into Nighttime Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects
CURVATIONCircular Undulating Rounded Vehicles Around Tits In Our Nation 2Trppie Inspired by the website http://www.curvation.com
Household Objects:Clothing:Underwear
CURVESCreating Useful Routine, Vital Exercise Solution Jan Morgan - an exercise place
Sports & Recreation
CUSSCreatively Utter Some Sw**rw*rds Tony McCoy O'Grady
Communication
CUSS (2)Can't Understand Such Swearing Angela Brett
Communication
CUSTOMER SATISFACTIONCould Use Some Training On Making Everyone Remember Store As Terrific. I Shouldn't Force A Client To Investigate Our Neighbours. Angela Brett
Commerce
CUSTOMER SERVICECan't Understand Simple Terms Or Makes Excuses Randomly Says Every Record Vanished Internal Combustion Ensues Rico Leffanta
Commerce
CUTEComplete Under Thy Enchantment Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene
CUTESTCompletely Unforgettable Teenager - Exceptionally Sexy Thing TMcCO'G
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene
CYBELECan You Believe Everything Lives Eternally? Rico Leffanta
Religion:Greek Gods & Goddesses
CYCLISTS SHOULD BE CAREFULCaution Your Children! Lessons In Safe Transport Should Save Harmful Outcomes..... (Unsafe Learner Drivers, Badly Educated, Cause Accidents) .... Repeat Every Fortnight Until Learnt. Tony McCoy O'Grady, explaining: My son was knocked down in a collision between his bicycle and a motorcar. He is not badly injured and we are unsure as to who was at fault, but as his father I have decided that the car driver was ;-)
Transport
CYLINDERCircular Yet Long, It Neatly Drains Excess Rainwater. Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics:Geometry
CYMBELINEControlled Yet Majestic Briton, Exile Leads Into Nightmarish Experience Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Cymbeline
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Cymbeline
CYNDAQUILComplete Yellowbelly - Normally Defensive. Attackers Quickly Understand 'Inflamed Lumbar' Angela Brett (Cyndaquil is Pokemon #155)
Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon
CYNTHIACousin, Young Nice Trustworthy Helpful Individual, Affable Jan Morgan -- a person I know
Names:First names:Female
CYSTCavity - Yet Sore & Tender Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
CYTOLOGYCells Your Teacher Obviously Learned Overwhelming Growing Young Rico Leffanta
Science:Biology
CZECHOSLOVAKIACommunist Zone Economically, Comrade Havel Ouster Soviet Led Oligarchy Valiantly And Kremlin-Independence Attained. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
CZECH REPUBLICCommunist Zone Economically, Comrade Havel Recently Established Popular Uprising Becoming Liberal Independent Country. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
CZERNYCultural Zenith; Entertainment Really, Not Yodelling Sean Lamb (Karl Czerny was an Austiran composer who studied with Beethoven)
Entertainment:Music:Artists
DACEDid A Carp Evolve? Angela Brett, in a 2a.m. attempt at the first D acronym.
Science:Biology:Animals
DACHSHUNDDogs And Cats Have Sometimes Had Unusually Nice Dealings Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Animals
DADDick Added DNA Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Family
DAD (2)Desired A Daughter Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Family
DADDYDear Adult Dutifully Dotes, Young Jan Morgan
People & Relationships:Family
DADDY'S LABDon't Analyse Decay Data, You Should Love A Boy. Angela Brett, on the song by Les Horribles Cernettes (you can download it or read the lyrics at http://musiclub.web.cern.ch/MusiClub/bands/cernettes/songs/daddy.html)
Entertainment:Music:Songs
Science:Physics
DAEWOODrive An Engine, Without Overdrive, Ordinarily Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport:Car Makes & Models
DAFFODILDumb Arrogant Fragrant Flower Or Daughter-In-Law Rico Leffanta
Science:Biology:Plants
DAFFODIL DAYDo A Favour... Fork Over Dollars. Imitation Leafy Daff Awaits You. Angela Brett (Daffodil day is when fake daffodils are sold to raise funds for the Cancer Society)
Time:Special Occasions
DAGONETDunce Arranged Gaiety Of Nobles, Entertaining Them. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Myths & Legends:Arthurian Legend
DAIHATSUDrivers Are In Heaven Aboard This Stylish Unit Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport:Car Makes & Models
DAIRYDecadent Attributes In Richness, Yummy Jan Morgan - Dairy Products Can Be Made into Some Pretty Rich Desserts
Food & Drink
DAISYDo Anything Intimate; She's Yours! Rico Leffanta
Names:First names:Female
DALEDown Along Leafy Environment Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places
DALLASDaydreams About Love, Lust And Sex Rico Leffanta
Places:Towns & Cities:USA
DAMIENDevil's A Monstrous Infant - Evil & Nasty Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in the movie 'The Omen'
Names:First names:Male
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters
DAMNDidn't Acronymise... More Needed. Steve Keate and Angela Brett, because Eric had created enough new acronyms to overtake Steve on the hall of fame.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
DANCEDisplay A Novel Choreography Effect Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:Music
Sports & Recreation
DANCE (2)Disco Ability Nicely Conceals Exercise Jan Morgan
Entertainment:Music
Sports & Recreation
DANCE (3)Dynamic Ability Nicely Carries Everyone Jan Morgan
Entertainment:Music
Sports & Recreation
DANCE (4)Date A Nice Co-Ed Jan Morgan
Entertainment:Music
Sports & Recreation
DANDELIONDelightful, Although Natural Dispersement Endangers Lawns If Openly Neglected Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink:Condiments:Herbs
DANDELION (2)Drunk As Nostrum, Diuretic Effect Lingers, Inconveniently, Over Night Patricia Rix
Food & Drink:Condiments:Herbs
DANDELION (3)Dilute As Necessary & Drink. Emit Liquids Intensely Over Nighttime Tony (Dandelion is known as 'piss-the-bed' because of it's diuretic properties.)
Food & Drink:Condiments:Herbs
DANGER (2)Disasterous Activities Nervously Gives Everyone Reflection Jan Morgan
People & Relationships:Disaster
DANIELDuring A Nasty Interlude, Encounters Lion. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion:Bible books
DANIEL (2)Doesn't Appreciate Nuances In English Language TMcCO'G, after somebody on the Apronyms forums said that he needed an alliteration for Daniel.
Names:First names:Male
Communication:Acronyms Forums
DANIELADrop 'A' - Name Is Exactly Like Another. Angela Brett
Names:First names:Female
DANIELLEDoes Activities Naturally Is Effortlessly Loving Life Energetically Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
DANISHDefinitely A Nourishment I Should Have Angela Brett
Food & Drink
DARLDoesn't Actually Run Linux Sean Lamb (Referring to Darl McBride, the CEO of SCO)
Names:Famous people
Computers:Linux
DARLING (2)Dear And Respected Lover In Nude Gymnastics Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
DARLING (3)Diana - Adored Royal Lying In Neat Grave Mary Carr and Angela Brett
Politics:Royalty
DARLING (4)Dearest Amour, Real Love Is Never Gone. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
DARTH VADERDonned A Really Terrible Helmet, Voyaged After Dimwitted Empath Relative. Jeff Anonymous
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters
DARWINDank Australian Region Where Ideas Natter Rico Leffanta
Places:Towns & Cities
DARYLDoes Act Really Young, Luckily Jan Morgan
Names:First names
DASTARDDimwitted Activist Superior To All Retarded Dumbos Angela Brett
MacGirl & KeyBoard:Supervillains
DATA CENTRALIZATIONDo All The Acronyms Created Editorially Need To Relate And Lexically Indicate Zero Affiliation To Imagination Or Not? Sean Lamb
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
DATEDinner Advancing The Entertainment Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
DATE (2)Designated As Temporal Event Angela Brett
Time
DATESDo Anything To Escape Situation Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
DATSUNDrive At Top Speed Until Nackered Had a Datsun 15 years ago. Painted this on its hood in big letters. Got heaps of laughs and no body said they had heard it before, but has bound to have been thought of. I can't guarantee I was the first. Later Bro
Transport:Car Makes & Models
DAUPHINDispatching An Unusual Present Hastens Idiot's Nemesis Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's King Henry V
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:King Henry V
DAVEDid Astronaut View Eternity Tony McCoy O'Grady (The main human character in 2001 was called Dave)
Names:First names:Male
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters
DAVE (2)Desires A Veal Entrecote Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:You Are What You Eat
DAVENDiscovered Apronyms Via Entering Name Angela Brett, after somebody posted on the Apronyms forums, 'It's Daven here I was searching google for your name and found this'
Names:First names:Male
Communication:Acronyms Forums
DAVIDDid A Valiant 'Impossible' Deed Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:First names:Male
Religion
DAVID (2)Delicious And Very Interesting Dessert Me my Mom and Stepdad where thinking of different acronyms and this one was the funniest we thought of.
Names:You Are What You Eat
DAVID (3)Does All Vital Income Depart? Jan Morgan - Someone I know that struggles with income
Names:First names:Male
DAVID LETTERMANDuring A Very Irksome Disease, Laughter Excelled To Tremendously Enrich Recovery. Man Astounds Network. joybutton
Entertainment:TV shows:Talk Shows
DAWDLEDally A While, Don't Look Energetic Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Verbs
DAWNDoes Absolute Worthwhile Nurturing Jan Morgan - a good person I know
Names:First names:Female
DAWN (2)Deceiving Antagonistic Warmonger Nature Jan Morgan - a not so nice person I know
Names:First names:Female
DAYDawn Arrives, Yes! Roger Williams
Time
DAYSDaze At Year Start! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Hope these Rough DAYS do not lead to a Rough Year! Glad: not a drink over half my 58 year sojourn. No New Year Party for this Organic Vegan.
Time
DAYTONADrivers Are Yearning To Open Necessary Acceleration Jan Morgan - Drivers Start your engines for the race
Sports & Recreation
DDSDoesn't Do Spleens! Angela Brett (DDS usually stands for Doctor of Dental Surgery)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Education:Qualifications
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Healthcare Occupations
DDTDarn Dat Toxin! Jeff Anonymous
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Science:Chemistry
DEADDidn't Earlier Admit Defeat Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Death
DEAD (2)Drank Ethanol And Drove Angela Brett
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
People & Relationships:Death
DEAD (3)Defunct Entity, Already Departed Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Death
DEAD (4)Doesn't Exhale Anymore - Deceased Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Death
DEADMAN'S BUTTONDevice Employed As Defensive Mechanism Against Napping Staff By Using The Tension Of Normality Sean Lamb. The Deadman's Button is a device installed in lomotives that must remain depressed by the engineer (usually under his/her foot) to prevent the brakes from being applied; the theory is that if the engineer had a lapse of consciousness (falling asleep, heart attack, whatever), his foot would come off the button, thus applying the brakes.
Transport:Trains
DEALERSHIPDruggies Earn A Living Encouraging Regularly Smoking Hashish In Pipes Tony McCoy O'Grady
Drugs
Commerce
DEANDoes Educating At Night Rico Leffanta
Names:First names:Male
Education:Occupations
DEARTHDoes Every Asset Represent The Hole? Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
DEATHDecaying Elderly Advances To Heaven. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Death
DEATH (2)Devout Expect Afterlife - Tentatively Heaven. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Death
DEATH (3)Dealt Everyone, According To Hoyle. Rico Leffanta, who explained to a puzzled Angela that E. Hoyle (1672-1769) wrote THE rule book for card games, hence the international expression "according to Hoyle".
People & Relationships:Death
DEATH (4)Delights End At This Hour. Timothy Chambers
People & Relationships:Death
DEATH (5)Don't Ever Assume Tomorrow'll Happen Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Advice
People & Relationships:Death
DEATH (6)Discerned Eternally, Assuming There's Heaven/Hell Angela Brett -- If we simply cease to exist upon death, then we are alive for the entire time we're aware of anything at all, which (from the individual's perspective) is equivalent to living forever. If we each have an eternal 'afterlife' in which we know we're dead, then we are only alive for an insignificantly finite amount of time and dead ever after. Thus the 'eternal life' promised by Heaven is more an eternal death. I doubt many would disagree that Hell is also an eternal death.
People & Relationships:Death
DEATH EATERDutiful Entities Arrange Treacherous Haunts, Evil Advantage Tries Explosive Rebellion Jan Morgan
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:Harry Potter
DEBACLEDoing Everything Because A Clitoris Loves Excitement Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
DEBBIEDoesn't Every Boy Become Instantly Enamoured Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:First names:Female
DEBBIE (2)Duties Entail Being Brave In Endeavors Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
DEBIANDebian Exists Because It's Altogether Nicer. Criggie (Debian is a linux distribution)
Computers:Linux
DEBRADivine Emissary Beeing Resisted Aggressions Angela Brett -- according to http://tools.oxygen.com/babynamer/Content.cfm?ContentTypeID=1002&NameID=16085&BabySiteID=7712592, Debra comes from Hebrew 'Dvorah' meaning Bee, and According to the Jewish scriptures, Deborah was one of the earliest judges, or leaders, of her people. Considered a divinely inspired prophetess, she mobilized the Jewish nation (which was only beginning to regard itself as such) to affirm its relationship to God and to resist the aggressions of the neighboring Canaanites.
Names:First names:Female
DEBRISDeafening Explosions Bring Residual Incendiary Sediment Sean Lamb (debris is always left over after an explosion, so...)
People & Relationships:Disaster
DEBRIS (2)Destroying Everything Brings Rubble Into Sight Sean Lamb
People & Relationships:Disaster
DECADICDials Elegantly Click - Actually Digital, If Countermodern Jeff Anonymous, referring to pulse telephone dialing, a digital system, and the rotary dial phones that implement it. I keep a Western Electric 500-type rotary phone next to my iBook to remind me that while newer isn't always better, elegance is timeless. Or more practically, it doesn't fall off the desk.
Communication
DECEMBER (4)Dreadful -Expletive- Conditions - Expect More Bloody Endless Rain Tony McCoy O'Grady
Time:Months
DECIBELDo Echoing Chords Injure Bandmembers' Eardrums, Lately? Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Mathematics:Measurement
DECIMAL POINTDot Emphasising Change In Magnitude... Any Leftward Part's Obviously Integral, Nearby's Tenths. Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics
DECOMPOSEDeath Ends Complex Organic Molecular Processes - O Sweet Eternity Tony McCoy O'Grady, after reading COMPOSE
People & Relationships:Death
DEDEDoes Every Duty Eloquently Jan Morgan - Trudy's sweet daughter
Names:First names:Female
DEDICATEDDescribes Edifice, Declaring It Called After The Exalted Dead Tony McCoy O'Grady - thinking of buildings which are named - or renamed - in honour of national heroes/heroines
Places:Buildings
History
DEDICATED (2)Doing Everything Described In Command, And Then Extra - Devoted! Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
DEDICATED (3)Doesn't Ever Deviate. Is Concerned About The Exact Difficulty Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
DEDICATIONDutifully Engraved Discourse Inside Cover, Author Thanks Inspiration Of Novel Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature
DEEDDue Extreme End: Divorce Angela Brett, referring to the title of a property which has to be split in a divorce.
People & Relationships:Law & Order
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Marriage & Divorce
DEERDoe's Experience Ever Replayed Angela Brett, referring to Bambi
Science:Biology:Animals
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters
DEER (2)Dawn/Dusk Eats, Evironmental Ritual Jan Morgan
Science:Biology:Animals
DEFAULTDesigner Encapsulated 'Favourite' As Usual Look / Theme Tony McCoy O'Grady who feels that not all default settings are the most logical, therefore they are probably the favourite of the makers
Main
DEFENSEDetective's Evidence-Finding Etiquette Not Strictly Endorsed Angela Brett (If TV shows are to be believed, people often get off because the evidence which proves their guilt was not obtained in the right way.)
People & Relationships:Law & Order
DEFINESDictionary Entry Found In Next Edition Says/States Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Science:Linguistics
DEFROSTDiminish Established Frigid Rigid Obduracy Somewhat Temperately Rico Leffanta
Assorted Verbs
DEGRADEDead Entities Gently Rot And Decay Eventually Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Death
Science:Environment
DEGREEDiploma Evinces Generally Recognized Extensive Education. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Education:Qualifications
DEITYDoesn't Exist; It's Truly Yourself Angela Brett
Religion
DEITY (2)Designer Evolution: Image Toward Yahweh Angela Brett
Religion
DELAWAREDutch Explored, Leading Attempts, Wildlife And Refuge Extensive Jan Morgan - leading Attempts = Dupont Products and several wildlife & refuge places
Places:States & Regions
DELIVERYDirect Everything Lost If Verification Exists Register Yawn Rico Leffanta
Transport
DELLDon't Eat Live Leads Tony McCoy O'Grady
Computers:Do Not Eat
DELTADepositing Effluvium, Land's Terribly Aqueous Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Waterways
DEMENTORDistressful Entities, Memories End Negatively Tragic, Objectionable Ramifications Jan Morgan
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:Harry Potter
DENDoesn't Even Network DEN = Directory-Enabled Networking (Microsoft)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers
DENIALDespite Evidence, Nobody Is Admitting Liability Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships
DENIMDon't Eat - Nutrition Is Minimal. Angela Brett
Household Objects:Threads & Fabric:Edible(?)
DENISEDiverse Energetic Nice Individual Seeks Eternity Jan Morgan - someone I know
Names:First names:Female
DENTISTDon't Extract Nine Teeth, I've Second Thoughts! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Healthcare Occupations
DENTIST (2)Dohn Eggtak Ny Teeh, I'n Sehen Taws Tony McCoy O'Grady, simulating the sound of someone trying to talk while in the dentist's chair.
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Healthcare Occupations
DENTURESDentists Extract Natural Teeth Using Revenue Enhancement Schemes Rico Leffanta
Household Objects
DEPENDSDetermined Efforts Personally Exceeds, Noted Dependability Standing Jan Morgan
Assorted Verbs
DEPOSITDon't Empty Purse On Sprees... Invest Treasure. Angela Brett, who had only deposit slips next to her bed to write on when the acronyms started coming late at night.
Commerce:Money
DEPOSIT (2)Deems Every Penny Of Sufficient Interest, Thanks! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Commerce:Money
DEPRESSEDDon't Expect Progress, Rather Expect Stasis, Sadness & Enduring Dejection Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Emotions
DEPRESSED (2)Dismal Expression Portends Reverse Extreme, So Sulking Ensues, Dramatically Patricia Rix, thinking of manic depressive
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments:Mental Illness
DEPRESSIONDowncast Expression? Perhaps Reason's Evident - Sad Situation's Isn't Over Now Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Emotions
DEPTH OF FIELDDistinctly Elemental Photographic Technique Helps Offer Fine Focus In Every Little Detail Sean Lamb (beginning photography students learn that a smaller aperture gives a greater depth of field in their photos)
Art & Literature
DESDEMONADefiantly Endures Suspicion, Dreadful End Makes Obsessive's Nature Apparent Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Othello
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Othello
DESERTDry Earth; Seldom Ever Rains There. Roger Williams
Places
DESIGNDelightfully Exciting Sketch Is Genuinely Novel Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature
DESKTOP SUPPORTDoesn't Everyone Seek Knowledge To Operate Personal Systems? Users Persistently Perplex Our Resourceful Technology Sean Lamb
Computers
DESMOND MORRISDarwin Examined Simian Mysteries Over Naked Dames Maybe Our Relationships Recall Innate Secrets Rico Leffanta
Art & Literature:Writers
DESPERATIONDire Extreme Situation - Prompt Emergency Rescue And Treatment Is Obviously Needed Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Disaster
DESTROYDemolish Everything Simply To Remove Other Youth Kenny Roy
Assorted Verbs
DETECTEDDetailed Examination That Eventually Caught The Evil Doer(s) Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Law & Order
DETECTIVEData Encoded To Enable Clinical Trials In Veterans' Environment Tony McCoy O'Grady, when someone asked on the Acronyms Forums for an acronym to describe an online data acquisition program for the Department of Veterans Affairs. See http://www.co.nz/cgi/forums/list.cgi?id=acronyms&user=&session=&root=1054739638 for more information.
Computers:Internet:VA Data Acquisition
DETERMATHATIONSDaily Explain/Energise/Engineer! Test/ Extend Reality! Multiply Algorithms / Tools Habile! Advance/Adapt! Transfinites: Infinities/Increasing/Infinitely, Observe Nuances! Sciences/Study! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Science:Mathematics
Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words
DETERMINEDDoing Everything To Ensure Results - Make Intense, Necessary, Efforts Daily Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
DEUTERONOMYDelightfully Erudite Undertaking, Ten Edicts Read Out, Nous Of Moses. Yes! Eric Bridgstock
Religion:Bible books
DEVIDivine Eternal Vacillates Inspiration Rico Leffanta
Religion:Hindu Goddesses
DEVILDemonic, Evil Villain Is Lucifer Angela Brett
Religion
DEVIL (2)Doesn't Enjoy Virtue In Life Angela Brett
Religion
DEVON TARRSTEPSDawdling Eventually Ventures Onward Nicely, Truly Ancient Road, Rock Steps Traverse Every Pedestrian Safely Jan Morgan -- ancient people built these steps to cross a river, very natural looking stepping stones that don't get your feet wet when you crossed them.
Places:Landmarks
DIABETESDisease Is Awful. Body Excretes (Tragically) Excess Sugar Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
DIAGRAMDrawings (Incorporating Artistic Graphs?) Reinforce Article's Message Tony McCoy O'Grady
Communication
DIALUPDelves Into Analogue Line's Untapped Potential Angela Brett
Computers:Internet
DIAMONDDivine Intervention Affects Marriage, Or Necessity, Destiny. Angela Brett, referring to what is traditionally the diamond (60th) wedding anniversary.
Time:Special Occasions:Wedding Anniversaries
DIANDrives Inhabitants Around Nature Rico Leffanta
Religion:Roman Gods & Goddesses
DIANADied In A Nasty Accident Angela Brett, referring to Diana, Princess of Wales.
Politics:Royalty:Royals
DIANA (2)Deceives Idiot And Nurtures Ally Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's All's Well That Ends Well
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:All's Well That Ends Well
DIANA DORSDoes It And Never Apologises Demimonde Of Reckless Society Rico Leffanta
Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses
DIAPERDirty It And Parent Efficiently Replaces Angela Brett
Household Objects:Clothing:Underwear
DIAPER (2)Disposable Is A Preferred Experience, Really Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects:Clothing:Underwear
DIAPER (3)Drips Intercepted And (Perfectly Efficiently) Retained Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects:Clothing:Underwear
DIARRHOEADashing In And Running Repeatedly, Hogging Outhouse, Evacuating Again. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
DICEDeals In Chance Events Sean Lamb
Household Objects
Entertainment:Games
DICK HEADDecidedly Ignorant Childish Kid Heeding Endless Arrogant Drivel Mary Carr
People & Relationships:Insults
DICTIONARYDo I Consider Term Is Often Needed And Real? Yes! Angela Brett
Science:Linguistics
Art & Literature:Book Titles
DIDODie I Do. Oh... Lizzie - Dido stabbed herself on a funeral pyre and was consumed in the flames after Aeneas rejected her.
Art & Literature:Myths & Legends
DIE BRUCKEDying Is Easy But Realistically Use Children Knight Errants Rico Leffanta
Entertainment:Movies
DIEGODid It Ever Get Optional? Jan Morgan - since when does San Diego get abbreviated to just Diego? It's not long enough to warrant such a shortening of the city name!
Places:Towns & Cities:USA
DIESELDirty Internal Engines Should Emit Less Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport
DIETDare I Eat That? Angela Brett
Food & Drink
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene
DIFFERENT THOUGHT'Deep' Is Famed Family Elder, Reckoned Everything's Numeric Total. This Handier One Usually Graphically Helped Thinking. Angela Brett, explaining: I named my POWERBOOK 1400CS 'Different Thought' as I thought she might be a distant relative of 'Deep Thought' of 'Hitch-hikers' Guide to the Galaxy' fame, and also because of the Apple slogan, 'Think different.' Different Thought's web pages are at http://acronyms.co.nz/angela/mac/differentthought/
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware:Angela's Apples
DIFFICULTDoes It Feel Funny? It Contrasts Usual Light Tasks. Angela Brett
Assorted Adjectives
DIGDelve Into Ground Roger Williams
Assorted Verbs
DIGLETTDwells In Ground, Likes Eating Tender Tubers Angela Brett (Diglett is Pokemon #50)
Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon
DIKEDivinely Inspires Kinky Escapades Rico Leffanta
Religion:Greek Gods & Goddesses
DILEMMADeep Indecision: Let's Employ Much Muddled Analysis Leo Boyes
People & Relationships:Thoughts
DILIGENTDoggedly Impacting List, I've Gotta Expand New Terms! Angela Brett, after diligently expanding a lot of the terms from the unsuccessful searches list.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
DIMDark In Matters Jan Morgan
Assorted Adjectives
DIMPLEDepression In Mid-Phizog Looks Endearing Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Body Parts
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene
DIMWITDirector, Internal Mushroom Warehouse Irrigation Techniques Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations:Humorous Job Titles
DINNERDigestion Is Nice, Now Everyone's Replete Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink
DINNER (2)Don't Ingest Noisily - Never Eat Radishes Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink
DINNER (3)Didn't I Notice Nobody's Eating Ratatouille? Patricia Rix
Food & Drink
DINODown Is Not Out Sean Lamb, because dinosaurs always tend to be popular with the kids.
Science:Biology:Animals:Dinosaurs
DIOMEDESDallies Inconclusively Over Maiden Eventually Duels Eavesdropping Soldier Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Troilus and Cressida
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Troilus and Cressida
DIOPHANTUSDecided Influence On Precise, Handwritten Algebraic Notation. Thought Unpositives Superfluous. Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics:Mathematicians
DIPLODOCUSDiplodocus Is Plainly Large. One Dinosaur's Outrageous Corpulence Upsets Scientists. Sean Lamb, because dinosaurs always tend to be popular with the kids.
Science:Biology:Animals:Dinosaurs
DIPLOMADegree Is Presented, Lots Of Merrymaking Activity. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Education:Qualifications
DIPSOMANIAC (2)Drink In Pleasant Surroundings. Our Merriment's Arranged Nightly In Attractive Cellars. Tony McCoy O'Grady (see SHOVE OFF)
Words & Wordplay:Rudeness:Rude Advertising Slogans
DIPSYDancing Is Pleasant - So Youthful! Angela Brett, whose nieces love the TELETUBBIES.
Entertainment:TV shows
DIRTY"Doing It" Repeatedly - To Yourself! Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
DIRTY MINDDirtiness Is Relative - Tony, Your Mate, Is Ninetimes Dirtier! Tony McCoy O'Grady, after the HILARIOUS (2) comment.
Words & Wordplay:Rudeness
DIRTY OLD IRISHMANDrunkenness Is Retreating - Tony's Years Off Lager Decidedly Improved Relationships, & In Sobriety He May Acronymise Nicely. Angela Brett and Dustan Dowsing. Tony is often referred to as 'The DOI' and it seemed to need acronymising. See also THE MAD IRISHMAN.
Names:Acronymists
DISABILITYDoesn't Imply Stupidity... Affected Brain Isn't Limited In Thought, Y'know. Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
DISAPPEARDid I See A Professional Performer Eliminate A Rabbit? Angela Brett
Entertainment
DISARMDetectives Insist Submachineguns Are Removed Masterfully Tony McCoy O'Grady
Military
DISASTERDo Infernos Stop After Several Tsunamis Enter Region? Angela Brett
Science
People & Relationships:Disaster
DISCDoes Injure Someone's Colon Jeff Anonymous
Computers:Do Not Eat
DISC (2)Does It Still Compile? Sean Lamb (DISC really means Digital Interactive Systems Corp., a company marketing a new computer-in-a-box gaming console)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Commerce:Companies
Computers:Games
DISCIPLINEDutifully I Surrender Control - If Punishment Looms I'm Naughtily Excited Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
DISEASEDamn I'm Sick! Excruciating Aches & Soreness Everywhere Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
DISEASE (2)Direly Incapacitated Situation - Each Ache Seems Endless! Patricia Rix
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
DISGUSTINGDirty Item, Smutty, Genuinely Ugly, Stomach Turning! It's Not Good! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Adjectives
People & Relationships:Insults
DISHABILLEDressing In Slippers Hoping Any Body In Love Loves Eurythmics Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
DISHONORDisgraceful, In Shameful Habits Of Negative Options, Really! Jan Morgan
People & Relationships
DISHONOURDisgraceful In Shameful Habits Of Negative Options Used Regularly Jan Morgan
People & Relationships
DISKDigestus Interruptus - Slender Kilojoules. Steve Keate and Angela Brett (see DONGLE (3))
Computers:Do Not Eat
DISNEYLANDDynamic Imaginative Satisfaction, Notably Enchants Youthful Living Adventurer, Necessarily Delivers. Jan Morgan - Magical amusement park that delivers satisfaction to all who have a youthful heart
Places
Entertainment
DISORDERDisorganised Individual Should Occasionally Remove Dirt & Eject Rubbish TMcCO'G - parent to a teenager!
Assorted Nouns
DISTRICTDistinctly Irregular - Somewhere That Reaches Into Contiguous Townlands Tony McCoy O'Grady: a 'district' is usually a less than precisely defined region, whereas a townland is usually the smallest recognised area in local geography. A district usually comprises several townlands or parts of them.
Places
DITTODouble It, To This Opinion Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Phrases
DITTO (2)Does Impressions - Transforms To Opponent! Angela Brett (Ditto is Pokemon #132)
Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon
DIVERSEDifferent, Indeed Varied, Entities Reach Separate Ends Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Adjectives
DIVINGDribbling In Vulvas Incites Naked Girls Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
Sports & Recreation
DIVINITYDelicious Item, Variety Is Nutty, Incredible Treat, Yummy Jan Morgan -- Yummy Candy
Food & Drink:Confectionery
DIVORCEDone Indulging Vows, Onto Rampant Copulation, Etc. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Marriage & Divorce
DIVORCE (2)Deceitful Infidelity Very Often Responsible. Coupling Ends. Eric Bridgstock
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Marriage & Divorce
DIVORCEDDepressed/Deceived/Dishonest Individual, Vows Obliterated, Restoring Conscious Effort, Denied Jan Morgan
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Marriage & Divorce
DIVORCED (2)Destructive Individual, Vows Obliterated, Restoring Conscious Efforts Denied Jan Morgan
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Marriage & Divorce
DIVORCED FEMALEDespite Internationallyrecognised Vows, One's Recanted (Claiming Evil Deeds From Errant Mate?) And Looking Elsewhere Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Marriage & Divorce
DJIBOUTIDesert Jutting Into Bay Ordains Unendurable Temperatures Internally. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
DMCADon't Make Cables Abroad It's not just DeCSS that US Customs doesn't want coming into the country. Check out http://www.cs.umn.edu/~mcmillen/dmca for another viewpoint. (DMCA usually stands for Digital Millennium Copyright Act)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
People & Relationships:Law & Order
DNADaddy Not Available DNA usually stands for Deoxyribonucleic Acid
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Science:Biology
People & Relationships:Family
DNSDotted Numbers Synonyms Angela Brett (DNS usually stands for Domain Name System)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Internet
DOCHDefinite Open Contradiction (Handy!) Grace Francis
Science:Linguistics:German Words
DOCTORDispenser Of Cures, Taker Of Revenue. Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Healthcare Occupations
DOCTOR (2)Digital Online Consulting Tool, Or Reference Tony McCoy O'Grady (see DETECTIVE) I can see this in use as someone says "Let's see what the DOCTOR has to say...."
Computers:Internet:VA Data Acquisition
DOCTORATE OF PHILOSOPHYDoes One Consider That One Really, Actually, Truly Exists? Or Find People Have Imaginary Lives Only? Should One Pinch/ Hit You? Angela Brett (I think different, therefore iBook)
Education:Qualifications
DOCTORSDozens Of Competent Technicians Offer Remedial Skills Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Healthcare Occupations
DOCTRINE AND COVENANTSDoes Offer Collective Truths, Religious Ideas, Necessary Examination, Always Near Decisions Can Offer Vital Enlightenment, Nourishment As Needed To Searcher Jan Morgan - Latter Day Saints important recorded doctrine
Religion
DODGEDucking, Or Diving, Guarantees Evasion Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Verbs
DOEDeer - Oestrogen-Enhanced. Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Animals
DOGDull Organism. Growls. Steve Keate & Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Animals
DOG (2)Disgusting Odour - Gross! Steve Keate & Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Animals
DOG (3)Dependable, Obedient Guardian Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Animals
DOG (4)Drools On Groin Steve Keate
Science:Biology:Animals
DOG (5)Defecates On Garden Steve Keate
Science:Biology:Animals
DOG (6)Disgusting Old Growler Roger Williams
Science:Biology:Animals
DOG (7)Digital Office Guard cheater200227 -- got the idea when I found the description of a mechanical dog on the internet
Science:Biology:Animals
Science:Electronics
DOG BONEDug Out & Gnawed By Our Neighbour's Elkhound TMcCO'G
Science:Biology:Body Parts
DOG BONE (2)Did Os Get Buried On Neighbour's Estate? Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Body Parts
DOGGYDoberman's Obviously Gonna Get You Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Animals
DOGMADumping Old Girlfriend Mother Approved Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
DOGSDefinitely Odorous Greedy Sods Mary Carr
Science:Biology:Animals
DOG TIREDDrowsy, Or Getting Tetchy, I'd Rather Experience Dormancy Tony McCanine O'Grady
Assorted Adjectives
DOH!Dimwitted Oafish Hick Tony McCoy O'Grady
Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words
DOLLARDoesn't Offer Love Life Any Rapture Rico Leffanta
Commerce:Money
DOLORESDinner Often Leads Onto Romantic Evening Siesta Rico Leffanta
Names:First names:Female
DOLPHINDo Other Linuxes Pursue Human Interface Niceties? Sean Lamb (Dolphin was the code name for Mandrake Linux 9.0; Mandrake has been known as the "user-friendly" Linux)
Computers:Linux
Names:Code Names:Linux
DOMAIN NAMEDotcom Operation Means Acquiring Internet Name Nobody's Already Made Exclusive Tony McCoy O'Grady
Computers:Internet
DOMESTICDesignated Ordinary Maid Except Sometimes Transparently In Charge Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
DOMINICDirty Old Man Is Needing Intense Cleaning Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:First names:Male
DOMINICADensely Overgrown Moist Island, Nevertheless Its Chiefly Agricultural. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
DOMINIQUEDoes One's Memory Involve Nice Images, Questioned Until Explained Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
DONGLE (3)Devoid Of Nutrition, Gives Little Energy Steve Keate, who is thinking of creating a series of acronyms explaining why not to eat computer accessories.
Computers:Do Not Eat
DONGLE (4)Devoid Of Nutriments - Generally Lacks Edibility Tony
Computers:Do Not Eat
DON JOHNDeceitfully Organizes Nasty 'Jest' Over Hero's Nature Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Much Ado About Nothing
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Much Ado About Nothing
DONNADelivers Obnoxious Nuisance, Navigating Attacks Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
DONNYDelightful Orator Nicely Negotiates Yield Jan Morgan - gives forth his melodic voice to song
Names:First names:Male
DO NOT YELLDearest One, No-One Thinks You Endearing, Less Loud! Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Advice
Communication
DON PEDRODesign Of Noble Prince Ensures Duly Romantic Outcome Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Much Ado About Nothing
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Much Ado About Nothing
DON'T BE RUDEDeeply Obnoxious Nasty Thoughts. Begin Eschewing Rather Undue Dirty Expressions Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Advice
DON'T PANICDepress One's Natural Thoughts, Please. Angela's Nearly In Control Tony McCoy O'Grady, when Angela posted on the FORUMS to say that parts of the ACRONYMS website weren't working, but not to PANIC because she would be fixing it soon.
People & Relationships:Advice
Computers:Internet:Apronyms Website
DONUT HOLESDefinition Of 'Nothingness', Used To Highlight One's Lacking Essential 'Solidity' TMcCO'G
Food & Drink
DOODLEDo One's Own Drawing, Lacking Enthusiasm Angela Brett
Assorted Verbs
DOORDon't Open On Route Steve Keate, referring to a car door.
Transport:Car Parts
DOOR KNOCKERDigitally Operated Object Reveals Knowledge Now Of Caller's Keylessness - Entry Required. Tony McCoy O'Grady - who made this up just to use R@@@@ as his email address on the Acronym Submission Form
Household Objects
DOORSDecently Organized Operating & Running Systems! Tony McCoy O'Grady, who asks "Why use windoze when you can use doors?"
Computers
DOPEDulls One's Personal Experience Angela Brett
Drugs
DOPE (2)Doesn't Offer People Everything Angela Brett
Drugs
DOPE (3)Does Offer Pseudo-Enlightenment Angela Brett and Steve Keate
Drugs
DOPE (4)Diacetylmorphine, Opium, Pot... Everything! Angela Brett
Drugs
DORFDestination Of Rainbow Fizz Angela Brett, referring to the town in the book 'The Solitaire Mystery' by Jostein Gaarder
Art & Literature:Fictional Places
DORIS DAYDaughter Of Righteous Idiots Singing, "Daisy Awaits Yokel" Rico Leffanta
Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses
DORKDefinitely One Renowned Klutz Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Insults
DOTDisturbance Of Tint Angela Brett
Art & Literature
DOT COMDoesn't Own Tradable Commodities - Owes Money Tony McCoy O'Grady: Dotcoms usually don't 'do' much and frequently lose money or are in debt since their inception.
Computers:Internet
Commerce
DOTDOTDOTDASHDASHDASHDOTDOTDOTDigital Operator Taps Distress Out To Direct Operations Towards Diverting All Shipping. Help During A Squall / Hurricane - Dispatch A Search Helicopter & Deploy Operative To Dangle Over Those Distressed Or Terrified Tony McCoy O'Grady, who protested that the SOS acronyms are not reexpansions of an existing acronym, nor is SOS a word as it is always pronounced as a series of three letters ESS-OH-ESS. Angela replied that it still is in the dictionary and has a meaning, so is eligible for expansion - and it's 'pronounced' ..._ _ _...
People & Relationships:Disaster
DOTESDaydreams Over Those Enchanting Smiles Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Verbs
DOUBLE POSTINGDon't Often Use Binary Letter Express - Perhaps One Submitted Twice In Naughty Gamefulness? Tony McCoy O'Grady, when Angela accidentally posted the same message twice on the Acronyms forums.
Communication:Acronyms Forums
DOUBTFULDubious Outcomes Usually Befall Thoughts Fetched Using Lunacy Kenny Roy
People & Relationships:Thoughts
DOUCHEDirt's Off Under Cascading Hot Effusion Patricia Rix
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene:Beauty Products
DOUGHNUTDiet's Obstacle Unusually Great Hot Never Underestimate Taste! Rico Leffanta
Food & Drink
DOUGLAS ADAMSDescription Of Universal Guide Lives As Stories And Drama, And Multiplatform Software Angela Brett, who knows the subject of Douglas Adams' books was only a guide to the galaxy, but it's known universally.
Art & Literature:Writers
DOWN QUARKDuo On Whole Neutron Quiets Up's 'Affirmative' Reaction Kick Angela Brett ('Down' is one of the six types of quark... along with UP QUARK, STRANGE QUARK, CHARM QUARK, TOP QUARK and BOTTOM QUARK. Neutrons are each composed of two down quarks with charge -1/3 each, and one up quark with charge +2/3, giving them an overall charge of zero.)
Science:Physics:Particles
DOWSINGDirty Old Woman Seduced Innocent Nice Guy Angela Brett and Dustan Dowsing, on virginity \=]
Names:Acronymists
DOWSING (2)Divination Of Water Source Is Non-Geophysical. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science
DRACO MALFOYDemonic Racist Adolescent Clone, Obstinate Malicious Arrogant Louse, Foul Opinionated Yahoo Jan Morgan
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:Harry Potter
DRAFTDeserters Resisted Armed Forces Training Tony McCoy O'Grady
Military
DRAMATIS PERSONAEDetailed Reading And Misinterpreting All The Individual Shakespearean Plays Ensures Results Spell Out Names Acronymically - Eventually Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays
DRATINIDragon Rage And Twister: I'm Now Incapacitated Angela Brett (Dratini is Pokemon #147)
Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon
DRAWBRIDGEDefeats Raiding Assailants When, By Retracting It, Defenders Generally Escape Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places
DRAWINGDepicting Realistically A World Indicates Natural Genius Tony VanGogh O'Grady
Art & Literature
DREADSDaring Reality Envelops Annihilates Death! Saviour! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
People & Relationships:Emotions
People & Relationships:Death
DREAM (2)During REM, Ethereal Amusement Made. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Thoughts
DREAM (3)Daylight: Reality Ends All Magic. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Thoughts
DREAM (4)Desired Results Encourages Ambitious Minds Jan Morgan
People & Relationships:Thoughts
DREAMSDaylight Reveals Everything's A Mind Show Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Thoughts
DRMDon't Rip Mp3s DRM = Digital Rights Management (Microsoft)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Entertainment:Music
DRM (2)Doesn't Record Media DRM = Digital Rights Management (Microsoft)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers
Entertainment
DRM (3)Doesn't Really Matter Sean Lamb (DRM = Digital Rights Management {Microsoft}; but file sharing will continue after this "feature" is introduced)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers
DROLLDeadpan Response Of Little Lightheartedness Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Adjectives
DROMIO OF EPHESUSDoesn't Resent Overmuch Master's Irritability. Offends Often - Floggings Earned! Perhaps He Enjoys Secure Urban Situation Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's The Comedy of Errors
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:The Comedy Of Errors
DROMIO OF SYRACUSEDeeply Respectful Of Master, Ignorant Of Other Fellow. Servant, Yet Relationship Appears Close Under Strange Events Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's The Comedy of Errors
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:The Comedy Of Errors
DROUGHTDry Riverbed Or Unwatered Ground; Hard Terrain. Eric Bridgstock, after it was asked if anyone would like to acronymise DROUGHT during an acronym shortage.
Science:Meteorology
DROUGHT (2)Doesn't Rain Often, Usually Ghastly Hot Temperature Eric Bridgstock
Science:Meteorology
DROWSYDozily Reposed On Waking, Stretched, Yawned. Angela Brett
Main
DRUGDummy Route Under Ground Rico Leffanta
Drugs
DRUG ADDICTDangerous Reactions, Undergoing Gruesome Agonising Delirium - Doing It 'Cold Turkey' Tony McCoy O'Grady, in response to NO STRINGS ATTACHED (Strung Out)
Drugs
DRUG LORDDemented Rotten Urban Gangster - Low On Reasoned Debate Tony McCoy O'Grady, creating yet another supervillain.
MacGirl & KeyBoard:Supervillains
Drugs
DRUMDeafening Rolls Upset Mind Rico Leffanta
Entertainment:Music:Instruments
DRUM (2)Damned Rowdy & Un-Musical! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:Music:Instruments
DRUMSDoing Rudiments Use Motor Skills Jason Wilcox
Entertainment:Music:Instruments
DRUNKDisgustingly, Rottenly Unconscious - Non Kinetic Tony McCoy O'Grady
Drugs
DSLDarned Speedy Link! Angela Brett, as an alternate expansion of the more common Digital Subscriber Line or Direct Satellite Link.
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Internet
DSL (2)Download Something Large Angela Brett, as an alternate expansion of the more common Digital Subscriber Line.
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Internet
DSL (3)Defying Sea-Level Angela Brett, as an alternate expansion of the more common Deep Submergence Laboratory.
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Science
DSL (4)Don't Say 'Lame'! Angela Brett, as an alternate expansion of the more common Disability Sick Leave.
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Commerce
DSL (5)Domineer Suburban Lads Tony McCoy O'Grady, as an alternate expansion of the more common District Scout Leader.
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Sports & Recreation:Scouts
DSL (7)Dialup's So Lame! Angela Brett, as an alternate expansion of the more common Digital Subscriber Line.
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Internet
DSL (8)Don't Surf Lightly Edwin Hermann, as an alternate expansion of the more common Digital Subscriber Line.
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Internet
DSL (9)Dunderheads Surf Loudly Jeff Anonymous, in reference to loud dialup modems (as opposed to Digital Subscriber Line)... no offense intended :)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Internet
DUBLINDon't Usually Build Like It Nowadays Angela Brett
Places:Towns & Cities
DUBLIN (2)Despite Umpteen Bridges, Liffey Inhibits Natives Angela Brett (Supposedly there is rivalry between people from different sides of the River Liffey.)
Places:Towns & Cities
DUCKDive Under Cover, Kid Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Verbs
DUCK BILLDarwin Users Can Kick Butt Ignoring Lucre Leader Angela Brett, speculating that the DarwinOS mascot Hexley (http://www.hexley.com) is a duck-billed platypus so that we can duck Bill, that is, avoid using Microsoft products.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
DUDE'S BLUFFDon't Understand Dames? Exhibit Shyness, But Liquor Up Front First! Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
DUESDebtors Union Exorcising Sanity Rico Leffanta
Commerce
DUGTRIODigletts' Usual Grouping... Three Rolled Into One! Angela Brett (Dugtrio is Pokemon #51)
Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon
DUGTRIO (2)Digletts' Underground Get-Together Results In Overkill Angela Brett (Dugtrio is Pokemon #51)
Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon
DUKEDisappointingly Underemployed King's Elite Angela Brett, after Tony mentioned something about DUKEs and URLs.
Politics:Royalty
DUKE OF YORKDetests Usurper - Keeping Eye On Fealty You Obey Reigning King Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Richard II
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Richard II
DUKE VINCENTIODeludes Unruly Knave & Errant Viennese (Immorality Needs Controlling) Eventually Nobleman Tries Interesting Overture Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Measure for Measure
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Measure for Measure
DUMB!Don't Underestimate My Bargains! Angela Brett (see SHOVE OFF)
Words & Wordplay:Rudeness:Rude Advertising Slogans
DUMB ASSDonkey's Unusually Mute - Brays Are Strangely Silent. Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Animals
DUMB ASS (2)Doesn't Use Mouth/Mind, But Always Saying Something! Angela Brett (with Mouth, this describes expressive donkey body-language... with Mind, a thoughtless human.)
Science:Biology:Animals
People & Relationships:Insults
DUMPDisgusting, Unwholesome, Mucky Poop Patricia Rix, telling Tony that LADIES don't leave a dump.
Assorted Nouns
DUNCANDeath Unleashes Nemesis, Conspiracy And Nastiness Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Macbeth
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Macbeth
DUNCEDown Under Nobody Claims Employment Rico Leffanta
Education
DUNCE (2)Director, Unilateral Network Causing Email Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations:Humorous Job Titles
DUNDEEDoes Unusual 'Nyms, Delightfully Entertaining Expansions Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:Acronymists
DUNNYDefinitely Undeniably Never Nice Youth Dunlakin @aol.com produced this through his charm honesty and demonic nature
Names:Acronymists
DUNTISHDon't Undertake Numeracy Tests If Severely Hungover Tony McCoy O'Grady (Duntish is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as being, 'Mentally incapacitated by severe hangover.')
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
DUPLEXDoubled-Up Property Layers Ensures Xclusion TMcCO'G
Places:Buildings
DUSKDawn's Undoing, Symmetry Kin. Angela Brett
Time
DUSTAN DOWSINGDeeply Unstable, Suspicious Type. A Nefarious Detective Obviously Would Suspect Indecent Naked Games Tony McCoy O'Grady, probably because Angela's (now ex-)boyfriend Dustan (reluctantly) owns a PC.
Names:Acronymists
DUSTAN GEOFFREY DOWSINGDone Unusualy Stupid Things At Normaly Good Ethical Occassions, Fighting For Right, Even You Do Occasionally Wonder, Somebody Is Not Good? Dustan Dowsing, wondering if he still had an Acronym in him (which is a bad pun) (Sorry)
Names:Acronymists
DUTCHDuo Usually Tries Currency Halving Angela Brett, referring to the idiom, 'go Dutch'
Commerce
DUTCHIEDoughy, Unctuous, Tasty Concoction Has Innovative Element Patricia Rix (not that many doughnuts have raisins)
Food & Drink
DVDDidn't Vomit -- Died! Steve Keate (see DONGLE (3))
Computers:Do Not Eat
DWARF/JOKERDistinctly Wary About Rainbow Fizz - Jeroboam Of Knowledge Eventually Ruins. Angela Brett
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:The Solitaire Mystery
DYLANDied Young, Lump Attacked Neurons Angela Brett, referring to Steve's son.
Names:First names:Male
DYLAN (2)Darling Youngster, Like Angela's Nephews? Angela Brett, who never actually met Dylan.
Names:First names:Male
DYLAN THOMASDrunk! Yet Lyrical Author's Narrative Tale Holds Our Minds - And Suggests! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Writers
DYNAMITEDo You Need Any Massive Items To Explode? Angela Brett
Military:Weapons
DYNAMODoth Yield New And Much Output Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Electronics
DYNEDo You Need Energy? Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Mathematics:Measurement
DYSLEXIADo You See Letters Extremely Xenotime In Appearance Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
DYSLEXIA (2)Don't You Switch Language Even Xeroxed Interchanging Abilities Jan Morgan -- Transposes things in Reading, Spelling and Numbers like a mirror numbers and letters are switched or interchanged
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
DYSPEPSIADid Your Special Potluck Explode Perchance Soaking In Acid? Rico Leffanta
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
DYSPHASIADisturbs Your Speech Patterns - Has A Significant Impact, Apparently. Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
DYSPROSIUMDo You Suppose People Realise Our Sillinesses Indicate Unsound Minds? Tony McCoy O'Grady
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
Science:Chemistry:Elements
DYSTOCIADelivering Your Sprog Takes Obstetric Care In Abundance Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
DZIGGETAIDeceives Zoologists, Is Generally Graded 'Equus', Though Ass Indubitably Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Animals
DZODomestic Zoological Oddity Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Animals
DZOMOSDomestic Zoological Oddity - Milk Offers Sustenance Tony McCoy O'Grady, as an extension of Angela's DZO.
Science:Biology:Animals
DZOSDoes Zigzags Over Slopes Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Animals
EACHExpressly 'All', Considered Holistically Tony McCoy O'Grady
Words & Wordplay
EACH (2)Every Available Choice Heard Jan Morgan
Main
EAGEREvery Attempt Gets Enthusiasm Renewed Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
EAGLEEnjoy A Great Lofty Eyrie Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Animals:Birds
EAR (2)Enables Aural Reception Eric Bridgstock
Science:Biology:Body Parts
EAR (3)Equilibrator / Aural Receptor Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Science:Biology:Body Parts
EARACHEExpensive Affair Requiring A Consultation - How Exasperating! Angela Brett, when she had to go to a doctor to get a prescription for her recurring ear infection.
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
EARLOBEEmbellishments And Rings Lend One Beauty, Essentially. Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Body Parts
EARSExternal Audio Receiver System Mick Bridgstock
Science:Biology:Body Parts
EARTHExecutes Annual Revolution Through Heavens Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Astronomy:Planets
EARTH DAYEverybody Appreciate Round Thing Humans Destroy All Year Angela Brett
Time:Special Occasions
Science:Environment
EARTHQUAKEEschew All Reprehensible Temporal Habits, Quell Uncertainty And Kneel, Everybody! Tony
Religion:Men's Ministry
EARTHQUAKESEpicenter Assaults Residents Turf Homes, Quick Unusual Activity Keeps Everyone Shaking Jan Morgan
People & Relationships:Disaster
Science:Geology
EARWIGSExcellent After Roasting With Italian Garlic Sauce Rico Leffanta
Science:Biology:Insects:Edible(?)
EASELElevates Artist's Sketch. Easily Luggable. omnicronos
Art & Literature
EASTEvidently A Sunrise Thing Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Positions & Directions
EASTEREggs Are Symbols That Evoke Regeneration Tony McCoy O'Grady
Time:Special Occasions:Easter
EASTER (2)Eaters Anagram - So True! Everyone's Rounder. Angela Brett
Time:Special Occasions:Easter
EASTER EGGSEnjoying A Season That Expresses Rebirth, Everybody Greedily Guzzles Some Tony McCoy O'Grady
Time:Special Occasions:Easter
Food & Drink:Confectionery
EAST OF EDENEarliest Among Short Trilogy Of Films Exposed Dean's Emergent Neurosis. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:Movies
EASY RIDEREpic American Showing Youth Rolling Into Drug Experimentation & Rock Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:Movies
EAT A SANDWICHEmail Alias Thingies And Some Annoying Nonsense, Drab Writings Investigating Cheeseburger Hunger Angela Brett, as the subject of a rambling email to Edwin asking about an email alias and complaining about being hungry and wishing she'd eaten the rest of that double cheeseburger the night before.
Assorted Phrases
EAT MY DUSTEradicating All Tailgaters Makes Your Driving Usually Suffer Thoughtfulness Kenny Roy
Assorted Phrases
EAT MY SHORTSEducational Authorities Treat Male Youth Scandalously - He Openly Replies 'Trouser Salad'! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Phrases
Education
Household Objects:Clothing
Entertainment:TV shows:The Simpsons
EAT OUTEnjoy A Treat Occasionally, Untried Trattoria? Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink
EAT POTATOEverything's At Twenty Percent Off, Today And Tomorrow Only! Angela Brett (see SHOVE OFF and ANGELANESS- this one turned out to be a winning entry!)
Words & Wordplay:Rudeness:Rude Advertising Slogans
EAUElles Aiment Uriner Patricia Rix
Science:Linguistics:French Words
EAU (2)Everywhere's Awash & Undulatory Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Nouns
Science:Linguistics:French Words
EBAYExcellent Buys Available! Yesterday! Roger Williams
Computers:Internet
Commerce
EBENEZER SCROOGEExtremely Benevolent? - Eh... Not Exactly! Zestful Emotional Response Saved Christmas, Result Of Odd Ghostly Experiences Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters
ECCLESIASTESEpistemological Cynicism Causes Literary Expert Some Irritation. A Sceptical Thinker Emerges Strongly Sue Johnson
Religion:Bible books
ECHOEveryone Calls "Hello" Occasionally Patricia Rix
Assorted Nouns:Noises
Communication:Talking
ECHO (2)Everyone Can Hear One Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Nouns:Noises
ECHO (3)Enough! Content Heard Overmuch Gavin Lambert, when BIAS (2) was mentioned twice in THE ACRONYM TIMES
Communication
ECHOLALIAEvery Child Hears Obscure Language And Lips It Again Angela Brett
Science:Linguistics
ECLAIREvery Chomp's Luscious; An Irresistible Recipe! Sean Lamb
Food & Drink
ECONOMICSEach Column Offers Numerous Opportunities; Make It Count Sensibly Patricia Rix
Commerce
ECONOMICS (2)Expend Cautiously - Or No Obvious Merit In Careful Saving? Leo Boyes
Commerce
ECSTASYExtremely Challanging Sexual Technique Always Satisfies You Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
People & Relationships:Emotions
ECUADOREquatorial Country Up Andes Densely Overgrown Rainforest. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
EDGAREdmund's Death Generates A Revelation Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's (The Tragedy of) King Lear
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:(The Tragedy Of) King Lear
EDMUNDExceptionally 'Dark' - Morally Uncertain - No Dimwit Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's (The Tragedy of) King Lear
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:(The Tragedy Of) King Lear
EDNAEvery Date's New Acquaintance Angela Brett, remembering when Sideshow Bob on the Simpsons said 'You only get one chance with Edna Krabappel'
Entertainment:TV shows:The Simpsons
EDSEvil Doers Supreme Carl Brett, who works for a company called EDS
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Commerce:Companies
EDS (2)Electric Donkey Service Carl Brett
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Commerce:Companies
EDS (3)Evil Dark Side Adrian Parke, who also works at EDS
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Commerce:Companies
EDS (4)Everything Done Slowly Adrian Parke
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Commerce:Companies
EDS (5)Experts Dont Subscribe Carl Brett
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Commerce:Companies
EDS (6)Evil Doers Society Carl Brett
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Commerce:Companies
EDUCATEEveryone Duly Undergoes Curricularly Arranged Teaching Experience Tony McCoy O'Grady
Education
EDUCATIONEverybody Deserves University Courses & Access To Institutions Of Nowledge. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Education
EDUCATIONAL Everybody Does University Classes And Then It's Onto Nerdy Academic Lives. Angela Brett
Education
EDUCATIONAL (2)Extremely Didactic Undertaking - Colleges And Teachers Indoctrinated Our Nation At Length Tony McCoy O'Grady
Education
EDWARD & RICHARDEarly Delivered Words Augur Ruin... Dead Relatives Inspired Chill, However Active Relative's Deceitful Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Richard III
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Richard III
EDWIN'E Dwells Wealthily -- 'Is Name Jeff Anonymous (meaning of 'Edwin' = prosperous friend, according to babynames.com)
Names:First names:Male
EDWIN (2)Erratically Develops Wonderful, Interesting 'Nyms Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:Acronymists
EDWIN (3)Eat Dinner With Instant Noodles Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:You Are What You Eat
EDWIN HERMANNExtremely Dim Witted Imbecile, Never Has Expansions Ready. Make Acronyms Now, Numbskull! Angela Brett, after Edwin mentioned on the ACRONYMS forums that he hadn't submitted an acronym for ages and should be punished. This expansion of his name seemed a suitable punishment... I don't mean it though! (If it weren't for Edwin there would be no acronym forums at all.)
Names:Acronymists
EDWIN HERMANN (2)Entered Dual Wordplay Inventions, Now He's Earned Reparation - More Amicable Name Notation. Angela Brett, after Edwin submitted two acronyms so no longer deserved punishment.
Names:Acronymists
EDWIN HERMANN (3)'E Does Wonders - Invented Netborne Hangman, Even. Registered Many A Net Name. Angela Brett
Names:Acronymists
EDWIN HERMANN (4)Evident Delay With Instalment - Not Having Expendable 'Readies' Means Acronymsite Now Nonfunctional Tony McCoy O'Grady, thinking that Edwin not paying his webhosting bill on time might be the cause of the outage of the Acronyms forums.
Names:Acronymists
Communication:Acronyms Forums
EFFIGIES'Evil' Figures Flamed In Grotesque Intensely Execrative Shows Angela Brett
People & Relationships
EFFORTExertion Fostering Feeling Of Real Tiredness Leo Boyes
Assorted Nouns
EGGElegant Gender's Gamete Angela Brett
Science:Biology
EGGNOGEvery Glass Gives Nuance Of Grog Tony McCoy O'Grady - Many recipes for eggnog contain varying amounts of alcohol, some have very little.
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
EGGSHELLEndless Gastric Gripes - Someone Has Evidently Lapped Litres Tony McCoy O'Grady (see GLOSS)
Food & Drink:Home(-cooked) Improvement:Paint
EGGSHELL (2)Even Glutton Gets Satisfied - Having Eaten Liquid Lunch Tony McCoy O'Grady, to balance EGGSHELL
Food & Drink:Home(-cooked) Improvement:Paint
EGOTISTICALEver Got Obsessed Totally In Self - Talking "I" Constantly At Length? tonI mccoI o'gradI
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
EGYPTEventually Got Your Pyramids Triangulated Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
EI+EI+OExplain It + Expand It + Observe Tony McCoy O'Grady, wondering why the (imaginary and irrational) rule saying that IF YOU PUT A WORD IN CAPS YOU MUST ACRONYMISE IT is rule ei+ei+0 of the Acronymists' Charter.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
EIGENVECTORExcess Instructions Generate Exhausting, Not-Very-Exciting Classes. Tedium Often Results. Angela Brett, while sitting through a lecture about eigenvalues and eigenvectors (a topic which everyone in the class had learnt about at least once) which was being taught agonisingly slowly.
Science:Mathematics
Education:Slow Teaching
EILEENEngaged Individual Listens, Even Exhorts Nervously Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
EINSTEINIUMExcluded In Nature, Since Thermonuclear Explosions It's Now Introduced Unto Mankind. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry:Elements
EKANSEnthusiasts Keep A Nintendo Snake Angela Brett (Ekans is Pokemon #23)
Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon
EKANS (2)Everyone Knows Anagram, No Sweat Angela Brett (Ekans is Pokemon #23)
Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon
Words & Wordplay
ELASMOSAURUSExtreme Length And Size Made One Swimmer An Unusual Reptile Under Sea Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Animals:Dinosaurs
ELDEREager Lad Discoursing Edifying Religion Jan Morgan
Religion:Religious Occupations
ELDER (2)Eager Lad, Doctrines Explained Religiously Jan Morgan
Religion:Religious Occupations
ELDERLYEnduring Life's Duresses - Every Relation Loves You Tony McCoy O'Grady
Time:Age
ELECTIONEndure Late-Evening Commentary Tallying Ideologies Of Nation. Angela Brett
Politics
ELECTION (2)Extensive Lecturing Educates Crowds To Investigate Offered Nominations Jan Morgan
Politics
ELECTRONEven Little Electric Currents Take Ridiculously Oversized Numbers Angela Brett
Science:Electronics
Science:Physics:Particles
ELECTRONIC DATA PROCESSINGEver Lost Electronic Credit To Robots Of Nasty Internet Criminals? Don't Allow Their Attacks, Prompt Routine Of Checking Every Site's Security If Negotiating Greenback. Angela Brett
Computers
Commerce
ELEPHANTExtremely Large, Extremely Ponderous, Has A Nice Trunk Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Animals
ELEVATOREntire Levitation Etymology Varies According To Origin's Requirements Gavin Lambert (referring to how a different name is used for the same thing in other parts of the world)
Science:Linguistics
Places:Buildings
ELFEnergetic Little Fellow Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Myths & Legends:Mythical Creatures
ELIAEloquent Lamb Is Anonymous Angela Brett
Art & Literature:Writers
ELIZABETHEvidently Linux Is Zenithal - All Boxes Exhibit Technical Homeostasis. Angela Brett, referring to her sister, who likes Linux.
Names:First names:Female
ELIZABETH (2)Eloquent, Live, Intelligent, Zesty... A Bit Excitable Though, Hehehe. :) wishes and Angela Brett
Names:First names:Female
ELIZABETH (3)Eager Lass Ignites Zeal Activating Best Efforts To Heaven Jan Morgan -- someone I know
Names:First names:Female
ELKEmerges Large Kin Jan Morgan -- a kin to DEER
Science:Biology:Animals
ELKANAHEverybody Likes Kinship And New Activities Here David Brydon, referring to the Elkanah school of music ministry - see http://www.elkitesonline.homestead.com.
Entertainment:Music
ELLIEExciting Lass Loves Impressive Efforts Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
ELMOExcitable Little Monster Overachieves Jan Morgan - Sesame Street (red) monster
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters
ELRONDEgotistical Lad Rapist Of Naughty Dwarfs Carl Brett
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:The Lord of the Rings
ELROND (2)Elegant Lazy Ruler Of Nostalgic Demigods Carl Brett
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:The Lord of the Rings
ELROND (3)Elven Lord Raised One Noble Daughter Patricia Rix
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:The Lord of the Rings
EL SALVADORExceedingly Lawless - Spain Acceded Liberation, Vicious Activities Destroyed Ollie & Regan. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
ELVIS PRESLEYEternally "Las Vegas" In Showmanship, Performed/ Recorded Enduring Songs - Lives Eternally, Yes? Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:Music:Artists
ELVIS PRESLEY (2)Entertainer's Lovely Voice Is Stilled, Perhaps Recalling Extra Sexy Legmovements Entertains You Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:Music:Artists
EMACEven More Acceptable Contribution TMcCO'G - upon reading APPLE (6)
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
EMACSEducational Machinery And Classroom Software Tony McCoy O'Grady
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
E-MAILEmitting Messages Along Internet "Lines" Tony McCoy O'Grady
Computers:Internet
EMAILEmbarassingly, My Account Is Lacking Gavin Lambert, when his email address changed
Computers:Internet
E-MAIL (2)Electronic Memos Are In Line Jan Morgan
Computers:Internet
EMAIL ADDRESSESEach Man's 'At' Is Like A Direct Delivery Route - Envelopes, Stamps, Streets Electronically Superseded Angela Brett
Computers:Internet
EMAIL ADDRESSES (2)Excessive Millions Are Immediately Live After Doing Domain Registration - Eighty Similar Spams Every Second. Angela Brett - if you buy a domain name you can have every conceivable username @ that domain go to you, but spammers might send the same spam to many of the addresses hoping they're for separate people.
Computers:Internet
EMERALDEnduring Marriage Exhibiting Reliable And Lasting Devotion Angela Brett, referring to what is traditionally the emerald (55th) wedding anniversary.
Time:Special Occasions:Wedding Anniversaries
EMERSONEnjoy Massachusetts Education Regarding Science Of Notification Angela Brett (according to http://www.emerson.edu/ Emerson College is the USA's only four-year college devoted exclusively to the study of communication and performing arts)
Education
Communication
EMILIAEvil Males' Intriguing Loathed In Abundance Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Othello
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Othello
EMILIA (2)Every Man Is Lost In Admiration Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's (and/or John Fletcher's) The Two Noble Kinsmen
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:The Two Noble Kinsmen
EMILYExceptional Maid Is Lusciously Youthful Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:First names:Female
EMINEMEmulates Macho Insubordination, Nearly Eradicating Music Kenny Roy
Entertainment:Music:Artists
EMMYExcellence Makes Me Yours Angela Brett
Assorted Nouns
EMOTICONEverybody Munching One Turns Irreversibly Cute, Often Nauseating Patricia Rix
Computers:Do Not Eat
EMOTICON (2)Eyes, Mouth Or Teeth - It's Copied Over Network Tony McCoy O'Grady
Computers:Internet
EMOTICON (3)Ever More Obtuse - These Indicators Convey Overt Nonseriousness Tony McCoy O'Grady, saying: .....there are emoticons for emotions I've neither heard of, nor experienced! %^&/>
Computers:Internet
EMOTICON (5)Electronic Mail's Oft-Typed Indicator Conveying One's Nuances Angela Brett
Computers:Internet
EMOTICONSEach Message On The Internet Contains Our Nonsensical Shapes Tony McCoy O'Grady
Computers:Internet
EMPATHYEvery Man - Perceive Another's Thoughts. Hear Yourself? Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
EMPLOY ANGELA!Enthusiasm Means Productivity; Lots Of Yield And No Grumbling, Except Limited Ambulation. Angela Brett, whose resumŽ is at http://acronyms.co.nz/resume
People & Relationships:The Workforce
EMPLOYEEExpecting Much Pay Leaves One Youth Especially Energized! Angela Brett, soon after finding out she'd got a job with SOEIDENTAL
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
EMPLOYEE (2)Everyone Marked "Personnel" Listed On Your "Employer's Expenses" Patricia Rix
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
EMPLOYERSEvil Mice Pee Lastingly On Your Ears, Rodent Swine! Jeff Anonymous, referring to the attitude of some people against their employers. Salvaged from a failed mega-acronym.
People & Relationships:Insults
People & Relationships:The Workforce
EMPLOYMENTExpenses Much Padded? Look Out - Your Monthly Emolument Needs Tackling Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:The Workforce
EMPOWEREnthusiasm & Motivation, Plan, Organize, Work, Evaluate, Refine. Rico Leffanta, as a 'modernisation' of POWER.
People & Relationships:Advice
EMULSIONEach Meal Using Liquid Suspension Isn't Overly Nutritious Tony McCoy O'Grady (see GLOSS)
Food & Drink:Home(-cooked) Improvement:Paint
EMULSION (2)Evening Meal's Unusually Luscious - Stir It Often, Naturally Tony McCoy O'Grady, to balance EMULSION
Food & Drink:Home(-cooked) Improvement:Paint
ENABLEREver Noticed Addiction, But Let Everything Remain? Tony McCoy O'Grady
Drugs
People & Relationships
ENAMELExpect No Appetising Meals Eating Lacquer Tony McCoy O'Grady (see GLOSS)
Food & Drink:Home(-cooked) Improvement:Paint
ENAMEL (2)Everyone Needs A Meal - Eat Liberally Tony McCoy O'Grady, to balance ENAMEL
Food & Drink:Home(-cooked) Improvement:Paint
ENCOURAGEMENT (2)Expansions Needed... Come On! Usual Rico / Angela Garbage Eventually Makes Extinct New Thought. Angela Brett, when for a while most of the acronyms contributed were from her or Rico.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
ENCRYPTIONEach New Code Requires Your Powers To Interpret Others' Notes. Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics
Computers
END ABUSEEnsure Nobody Deals A Blow; Unfairness Saddens Everyone Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Abuse
ENDEARMENTEveryone Needs Devotion Expressed Aloud. Romantic Men Emote Needful Twitterings Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Emotions
ENDINGEvery Near-Death Indicates New Genesis Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Death
END-TO-ENDExtremeties Neatly Dovetailed Together, One Ensures Neat 'Dressing' Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Phrases
ENDURE TO THE ENDEternal Nature Deems Unusual Righteous Endurance. Today Or Tomorrow's Heavenly Earth Eventually Negotiates Divinity Jan Morgan
Religion
ENDURE TO THE END (2)Every Nurtured Dealings Usually Rely Endlessly Towards Our Truth Healing End. Eternity Never Dies Jan Morgan
Religion
ENEMY AT THE GATESEnemies Never Ending - Military Youth Accurately Targets Those He Executes: German Army That Encircles Stalingrad Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:Movies
ENERGY MANAGEMENTEveryone Needs Electricity. Remember, Get Your Machines Audited Now And Get Extra Money Every New Term Angela Brett (if you take notice of what's using more electricity than necessary you can save money on power bills.)
Science:Electronics
ENGINEEmits Noxious Gases Into Noisy Environment Eric Bridgstock
Transport:Car Parts
ENGINEERINGEdifices Need Great Ingenuity Nowadays. Elegant Erections Require Innate Native Genius Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science
Places:Buildings
ENGLANDEuropeans? Not Generally, Louts Arouse National Dislike Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
ENGLAND (2)Ever Nostalgic, Green Lush Area, Nice Destination Jan Morgan
Places:Countries
ENGLISHEccentricities Numerous... Grammar Learning Is Superlatively Hard. Angela Brett
Science:Linguistics
ENGLISH (2)Essential Near-Global Language Is Superior, Honestly Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Linguistics
ENGLISH (3)Email's Now Global - Language Is Surely Hegemonic! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Linguistics
Computers:Internet
ENGLISH (4)Each New Generation's Learning Involves Shakeapeare's Heritage Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays
Science:Linguistics
ENGLISH (7)Everybody Needs Global Language - It Solves Hassles Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Linguistics
ENGLISH (8)Especially Needs Good Learners -- It's Superbly Hard! Jeff Anonymous
Science:Linguistics
ENHANCEExperts Now Have Added Newly Coloured Elements Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Verbs
ENHANCING BUSINESS RELATIONSHIPEvery Nerd Hampers After New Computer. If Network Geek's Busy Using Some Incredibly Neat Equipment, She Should Respect Employer, Laughing At Technical Idiocy Only Near Somewhere He Isn't Present. Angela Brett, who is sure she'd be in a consistently better mood if she could use a PowerMac G5 at work.
Computers
People & Relationships:The Workforce
ENIDEncourages Novice In Direction Jan Morgan - someone I knew
Names:First names:Female
ENID BLYTONEvery Nursery Is Delighted - Babies Love Your Tales Of Noddy Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Writers
ENIGMAEvery New Iteration Generates More Animosity Sean Lamb (Enigma was the code name for RedHat Linux 7.2)
Computers:Linux
Names:Code Names:Linux
ENOLA GAYExploring Nippon Over Land Awakens Grisly Atomic Yesterdays Rico Leffanta
Military
ENRONEarth's Natural Resources - Or Nothing! Rico Leffanta
Commerce:Companies
ENRON (2)Executives Nefariously Realise Outrageous Net Rico Leffanta
Commerce:Companies
ENRON (3)Executive Neighs Reinforce Official "Nays" Rico Leffanta
Commerce:Companies
ENRON (4)Employees Now Retire On Nothing Rico Leffanta
Commerce:Companies
ENRON MACHINE GUN "E" Nudged Really Ominously Notifies Malfeasance. A Computer Has Insides Not Expected, Generates Unwanted Noise. Jeff Anonymous, referring to the dark side of his desktop computer (the sound card was misrepresented and there is some odd fan noise) and the fact that Dell and the defunct energy company Enron share the "crooked E" logo. Suffice to say that his eyes have looked towards Apple for the next upgrade cycle.
Computers:Generic Hardware
ENTEat No Trees! Carl Brett
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:The Lord of the Rings
ENT (2)Enormous Noble Tree Carl Brett
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:The Lord of the Rings
ENTEIElusive, Not Trappable Every Instance Dundee (Entei is Pokemon #247 - one of the three legendary beasts which is very difficult to capture)
Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon
ENTERPRISEExploring New Territories / Extremely Remote Planets & Regions Is Starships Errand Bones McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:TV shows
ENVIRONMENTAL AWARENESSEarth's Natural Vistas Indeed Require Our Nursing. Make Everyone Notice The Amazing Landscapes And Wetlands, And Recycle Everything, Not Extravagantly Scrapping Scraps. Angela Brett
Science:Environment
EOSEclipse Or Sunrise Rico Leffanta
Religion:Greek Gods & Goddesses
EPHEMERALEverything Passes Hurriedly, Especially Mayflies - Earth's Rotation's A Lifetime. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology
EPHEMERAL (2)Earth's Pirouette Has Especially Morbid Effect, Restricting A Life. Angela Brett
Science:Biology
EPHESIANSEdited Pauline Handiwork Explains Spiritual Intentionality. All Need Salvation. Sue Johnson
Religion:Bible books
EPICENTERExpanding Peacefully Into Community, Engaging Neighbours To Enrich Religiouslife Tony
Religion:Men's Ministry
EPIMEDIUMEnhances Potency In Males - Extends 'Duration' In Underperforming Men Tony
Food & Drink:Condiments:Herbs
EPIPHANYExternal Presentation - It Possibly Happened Around New Year Tony McCoy O'Grady - The Christian celebration of "The Epiphany" recalls the visit of 'The Magi' to the new-born Saviour - His first presentaiton to non-Jewish people, it is celebrated on January 6th
Religion
Time:Special Occasions
EPISTLEEveryday Post Is Slow! This Letter's Electronic. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Computers:Internet
EPONAEquestrians Plopped On Nags Abnegate Rico Leffanta
Religion:Roman Gods & Goddesses
EPSOM SALT (2)Extremities Painful? Soaking Of Members Slowly Allays Lingering Tension Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry
Drugs
EPSOM SALT (3)Everyone Please Stay Off My Salted, Aching, Little Toe Charlie
Drugs
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
EPSONEvil Printer Supplier Overcharges Needlessly Jeff Anonymous (in reference to Epson's practice of gouging on inkjet cartridges)
Commerce:Companies
Computers:Generic Hardware
EQUALEnigmatic Question Upsetting Answers Levelled Rico Leffanta
Assorted Adjectives
EQUESTRIANEven Queen - Uh - Elizabeth Strives To Ride Irascible Anne's Nags Rico Leffanta
Sports & Recreation
EQUESTRIAN (2)Evidently, Queers Understand Equines Superbly... They're Riding In Australia Now. Angela Brett, because it seems that most members of the New Zealand equestrian team in the Sydney olympics are homosexual.
Sports & Recreation
EQUIVOCALEmpirical Queen Uttering Indecent Virginal Orchestrations Climaxing Amoral Love Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
ERASEvents Rise And Shine Rico Leffanta
Time
ERICExact Retribution In Coinage Tony McCoy O'Grady (Crossworders will know that an 'eric' was a fine payable by a murderer to the family of the victim)
People & Relationships:Law & Order
ERIC (2)Expansions Result In Chuckles Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:Acronymists
ERIC (3)Eats Ripple Ice-Cream Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:You Are What You Eat
ERICAExpects Romance Is Coming Afterward Rico Leffanta
Names:First names:Female
ERIEErie Railroad Is Extinct Sean Lamb (the Erie Railroad, chartered in 1832, ran between New York City and Buffalo (on Lake Erie) until it was merged into the Erie Lackawanna in the 1950s and later Conrail, which has now been split between CSX and Norfolk Southern)
Transport:Trains
ERIKEnchanting Rich Individual's Karma Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Male
ERISEarthlings Relish Interrupted Seasons! Rico Leffanta
Religion:Greek Gods & Goddesses
ERNEST HEMINGWAYEspousing Rugged Nature (Eventually Suicided Though) He Epitomised Manliness In Novelists, Generally Wrote About Yanks Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Writers
ERNIEEverybody Regularly Needs Income Enhancement Tony McCoy O'Grady. - ERNIE is the name of the computer which picks (picked?) winning Prize Bonds in the UK. it stood for Electronic Random Number Indicator Equipment
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Commerce:Money
EROGENOUS ZONESEasement Recognition Of Generic Erections Navigating Obstacles Usually Surrounding Zucchini Outlets Needing Extra Stuffing Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
Science:Biology:Body Parts
!ERROR! ?MESSAGE?Evaluation Required! Read Old Recondite Manuals! Exhaust Sentience Spirit! !Apathy! !Generally! !Ensues! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Computers
ERUDITEExtensive Reading Usually Develops Intellectual Talent Effectively. Roger Williams
Education
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
ESACEnd Statement After 'Case' Angela Brett -- in a bash script, to end a case block you use 'esac', to end an 'if' you use 'fi' and to end a 'do' you use... 'done'. Nobody ever called bash intuitive. ;^)
Computers:Programming
ESCAPEExtreme Situations Catapult Anxious Permanent Exits Ian Rywalt (I've contributed a couple of other apronyms a long time ago). The first two letters were easy to imagine, the rest was sculpted from the dictionary and thesaurus, with an intent to force a suitable exit strategy. The apronym could alternatively be written as "Extreme Situation Catapults Anxious Permanent Exit", but I like the plural form better.
People & Relationships:Disaster
ESCAPISMEveryone Should Create A Paradise Inside Stultified Mind TMcCO'G
People & Relationships
ESCARGOTEscaping Snail Craps And Regurgitates Garlic On Throat Rico Leffanta
Science:Biology:Insects:Edible(?)
ESCHEREscher Sketches Cunningly Harness Expressive Recursion omnicronos (Note the deliberate recursion :-)
Names:Famous people
Art & Literature
ESCOFFIEREspecially Successful Chef Offered French Food In European Restaurants Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink:Chefs
ESOPHAGUSExhaust So Offal Passes Heart And Goes Under Scrotum Rico Leffanta
Science:Biology:Body Parts
ESPNEighty Seminole Points - Nil. Angela Brett, in response to this request on the Apronyms Forums: We have a game coming up with our rival school, the Florida Gators. We are the Florida State Seminoles. and we want an Acronym for ESPN with something clever about us winning. If anyone could help that would be great.
Sports & Recreation:Florida State Seminoles
ESPN (2)Extraordinary Sports People, Natives Angela Brett, in response to this request on the Apronyms Forums: We have a game coming up with our rival school, the Florida Gators. We are the Florida State Seminoles. and we want an Acronym for ESPN with something clever about us winning. If anyone could help that would be great.
Sports & Recreation:Florida State Seminoles
ESPN (4)Energetic Sports Played Nastily Tony (see ESPN)
Sports & Recreation:Florida State Seminoles
ESPN (5)Expect Some Personal Naughtiness Tony (see ESPN)
Sports & Recreation:Florida State Seminoles
ESSEXEnglish Slags Selling Erotic 'Xperiences TMcCO'G - "Essex Girl" is a wellknown expression in England.
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
ESS-OH-ESSEncoded Scream Starts Off Harbourmaster's/Hero's Emergency Safety Strategy Angela Brett (see DOTDOTDOTDASHDASHDASHDOTDOTDOT)
People & Relationships:Disaster
ESTHEREvidently She Treated Her Existence Religiously Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion:Bible books
ESTIMATIONExperience Sole Teacher In Murky Art, There Is Often None. Angela Brett, after somebody at work said that estimation is a black art and the only way you can get better at it is with experience.
Assorted Nouns
ESTONIAEventually Soviets Thrown Out, National Independence Attained. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
ET CETERAEchoing Thoughts Create Endless, Termless Expressions, Repeating Aimlessly Melanie Merswolke
Main
ETERNALEverlasting Truth, Eternally Right, Nuptials Always Lasting Jan Morgan
Time
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Marriage & Divorce
ETHIOPIAEnduring The Heat Is Onerous, Poverty Is Apparent. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
ETHNICITYEven Though Human Nature's In Common, Ideologies Throw You Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Nationalities & Races
EUCLID'E's Unclear... Can Lines Intersect Dually? Angela Brett, because Euclid's first postulate saying that a straight line can be drawn from any point to any point does not explicitly say that the line is unique.
Science:Mathematics:Mathematicians
EUDORAEmail Utility Demonstrates Over Reaching Achievement Gavin Lambert, who really likes it - most of the time!
Computers:Internet
EUDORA (2)Eponym's Unpronounceable. Dummies Only Rarely Accurate. Sean Lamb (who has heard too many users say "Endora" when they really mean "Eudora")
Computers:Internet
EUGENEExemplary Unique Gentleman, Encourages Negotiations Energetically Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Male
EULAExtremely Unappealing License Agreement EULA = End User License Agreement (Microsoft)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers
EUNUCHEugenics Urges Neuter Up Choral Heights Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships
Entertainment:Music
EUREKA!Epiphanic Understanding Reached - Exclaim Knowledge Aloud! Angela Brett
Assorted Phrases
EUROPEEncompasses Unique Regions, Own Purposes Emphasized Jan Morgan
Places
EUROPEAN SPACE AGENCYExalted University Researchers Orgainsed Project Emulating American (NASA) Space Programme - Albeit Cannot Expend Asmuch Gelt Each New Calendar Year Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Astronomy
EUTOCIUSEssentially Updated The Others' Calculations - Inscribed Unoriginal Summaries. Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics:Mathematicians
EVA GABOREternal Virgin Always Going Around Breasting Other Romantics Rico Leffanta
Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses
EVANGELISTExpounds (Vehemently) A New Gospel, Explaining Life In Sacred Terms Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion:Religious Occupations
EVANGELIST (2)Evil Villains, Admit Now: God Eternal Loves Incinerating Sinning Traitors/Terrorists/Trekkies/Tombrobbers/Townsfolk/Turtlepoachers/Thieves Jeff Anonymous, adding: something a mad Johnathan Edwards-like evangelist might say
Religion:Religious Occupations
EVERY GIRL IN JERSEYEven Virgins Envisage Raw Young Girls In Routine Life In New Jersey Enjoying Rough Sex Every Year Chris Kjelgaard
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
EVERY WORD IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGEEvery Victorious Effort Reveals Your Worth! One Really Difficult Interpretation Names Thee Hero! Eventually Even Nonsensical Gibberish Leaves Insiders Shouting "Hurray!" Lastly, Acronym Neurosis Grows Unchecked, Aggravating General Excitability Patricia Rix
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
EVERY WORD IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE (2)Extremely Valiant Effort - Regularly You Work On Reliable Dictionary; Incredibly, No Thesaurus Has Every Existing Nuance! Go Looking In Sundry Hackneyed Lexicons And Now Generate Universal Acronyms & Great Expansions Tony McCoy O'Grady and Patricia Rix
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
EVIDENCEEvidence Vindicates Indictment. Defenders Explain Nothing 'Cept Embarrassment. Sean Lamb
People & Relationships:Law & Order
EVIL DEAD THREEExtremely Vapid, Incredibly Ludicrous, Decidedly Eccentric, Absurd, Deriding-Type Horror's Really Easily Enjoyed Inev
Entertainment:Movies
EVOLUTIONEvery Viable Organism Lives Under The Influence Of Nature Angela Brett, who isn't sure just how much sense this one makes but it flows well.
Science:Biology
EVOLVEDEvolving View On Life Verily Excited Darwin Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology
EXAMPLEEdifying Xplanation Always Makes People Learn Earlier Patricia Rix
Education
EXAMSEvery "X" Attenuates My Score. Timothy Chambers
Education
EXCALIBUREminent Xemplary Claymore, Arthur Lifted It, But Ultimately Returned Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Myths & Legends:Arthurian Legend
EXCEPT THAT ONE!Explicit Xclusion Communicated Excitedly: Pressing That Toggle Has Adverse Thrust. One Never Engages! Gavin Lambert, when Angela reminded him to expand anything in capitals -- his email signature is 'Press any key - EXCEPT THAT ONE!!!'
Computers
EXERCISEEnergetic Xertions Erase Rounded Curves, Instead Substituting Emaciation Patricia Rix
Sports & Recreation
EXPENSE CONTROLEver Xpanding Purchasing Ensures No Savings Exist. Can One Not Try Regulating Outgoing Lolly? TMcCO'G
Commerce
EXPENSE MANAGEMENTEvery Xebec Put Elsewhere Needs Some Explicit Meaning And Necessity. Accountants Gain Extra Money Eliminating Needless Tarriffs. Angela Brett
Commerce
EXPOSEExtricates Xerox PARC's Overlapping Screen Elements Paul Marshall (an allusion to the MacOSX 10.3 feature)
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Software
EXPULSIONExcited Xenophobic Pressures Usually Lead Surreptitious Illegal Overstayers Nowhere Leo Boyes
People & Relationships
EYEEspy Your Enemies Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Body Parts
EYRYEagle Young's Restroom Yesterday Rico Leffanta
Places
EZEKIELExtremely Zealous Ecstatic Keenly Inveighs Exile Loudly. Sue Johnson
Religion:Bible books
EZRAExiled Zion Returns Again Eric Bridgstock
Religion:Bible books
FAFalsetto's Aria Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:Music
FA (2)Frolicking Americans Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the abbreviation for Florida.
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Places:States & Regions
FAAAFrench Airstrip Along Atoll Rico Leffanta (Faaa is the name of the international airport for Papeete (Tahiti))
Places
FABFantastic And Brilliant Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Adjectives
FAB (2)Faintly Absurd & Backdated Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Adjectives
FABLE (2)Fictional Account By Legendary Eavesdropper Rico Leffanta
Art & Literature
FABLE (3)Faithful And Beautiful Lovers Exist Rico Leffanta
Art & Literature
FABRICFashion Artists Become Rich 'In' Clothing Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects:Clothing
Household Objects:Threads & Fabric
FABRIC (2)For A Breakfast Reduced In Calories Angela Brett
Household Objects:Threads & Fabric:Edible(?)
FABRIC (3)For A Breakfast Rich In Cotton Angela Brett
Household Objects:Threads & Fabric:Edible(?)
FABRIC (4)Fibre's A Basic Requirement? I'm Confused Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects:Threads & Fabric:Edible(?)
FABROSAURUSFast, Agile Beast Relies On Skillful Adaptation Under Relatively Unfriendly Situations Sean Lamb (Fabrosaurus was a small, bipedal herbivore discovered in Africa that had five fingers on its hands)
Science:Biology:Animals:Dinosaurs
FACADESFrontal Aspects Create A Desirable & Esteemed Streetscape Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Buildings
FACEFocus Additional Cosmetic Enhancement Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Body Parts
FACTFunny Acronym-Connected Trivia Angela Brett, to use as one of the headings on the ACRONYMS front page until someone thinks of something better.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
FACT (2)Found Absolute, Concrete Truth Roger Williams
People & Relationships:Thoughts
FACTORYFabricate Any Concoction To Order; Relieve Yourself. Rico Leffanta, who explains "I think factories are much the same around the world, i.e. they fabricate the order and the revenge themselves by urinating on it or otherwise fouling the order."
Places:Buildings
FACTSFreddie Always Comes Too Soon Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
FACTS (2)Fundamentals Are Conveyed Too Slowly Angela Brett
Education:Slow Teaching
FAGFrequently After Guys Edwin Hermann
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:LGBTQIA
FAG (2)Few Aren't Gay Edwin Hermann
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:LGBTQIA
FAGGOTFellows Are Gay? Good On Them! Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:LGBTQIA
FAGSFormerly A-Grade Smokes Angela Brett
Drugs:Tobacco
FAILS'Flocci...' Acronym Is Laudable Subject! Tony McCoy O'Grady, responding to Jeff's THEORY with 'As I am not my own son, this idea - like many things - works fine in theory but fails in practice.' Jeff had promised to acronymise floccinaucinihilipilification if his THEORY were correct.
Communication:Acronyms Forums
FAIL SAFEFamily! Adult In Loving Sweet Abode! Fails Employers! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
People & Relationships:Family
FAIL SAFE!Failure: Assuredly Impossible! (Lost Stability Automatically - First Energising!) Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Inciders obtaned this Ofishyule Seekret Docyoumeant of the SIRC (Sertintlee Infinnitlee Relieabell Corporation) "From page 123 of the SIRC (Proprietary Info): 'This widely advertised, THINGAMAJIG has specifications (inside parentheses are actual performance): Failure: Assuredly Impossible! (Loses Stability Automatically - First Energising). ONLY USE IN NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MORTAL COMBAT ."Furthermore, because of our marketers' keen insight, we sold hundreds where the soldiers used THINGAMAJIGs only as specified. AS WAR GROWS SO SIRC'S CAPITAL GROWS"
Assorted Adjectives
Commerce:Companies:SIRC
FAILUREFeeding Acronymic Irishman's Large, Unusually Robust Ego Patricia Rix, when Tony said 'When it comes to acronyms, I don't acknowledge this as a word' after challenged to acronymise failure when someone searched for it on the website. Patricia said he was asking to be TAKEN DOWN A PEG and then produced this acronym.
Communication:Acronyms Forums
FAILURE (2)Failure = (Assets + Income Lowering Uncontrollably Repeatedly) < Expenses Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Commerce
FAILURE (3)Funds Are Inadequate, Loads Under Running Expenses. Angela Brett
Commerce
FAINTFeel(s) As If Not There Angela Brett
Assorted Adjectives
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
FAIRYFanciful Aerobic Individual Raising Yawns Mary Carr
Art & Literature:Myths & Legends:Mythical Creatures
FAISALFellow Arabians, Intelligent, Smart And Loyal Faisal Yaqoob
Names:First names:Male
FAITHFeeling As If There's Heaven Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion
Names:First names:Female
FAITH (2)Full Assurance. Invisible = Trusted Hope! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Reference: Hebrew 11:1.
Religion
FAITH (3)Fantastic Adventures In Trusting HIM CJ
Religion
FAITHFULFacts: Almighty = Individuals' Trust! Hebrews 11. Fulfilled Unseen's Love/Law! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Religion
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
FAITHFUL (2)Faithful Accept Infinite's Truth! Hold Fully Unlimited Love! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Religion
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
FAITHFUL (3)Firm Allegiance In True Heart Falls Under Loyalty Jan Morgan
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
FAKEForgeries Are Kinda Expensive Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Law & Order
FAKE (2)Fraud Artists Kid Everyone Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Law & Order
FAKE (3)Fools Are Knowingly Ensnared Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Law & Order
FAKE (4)Forged A Karat, Expertly Patricia Rix
People & Relationships:Law & Order
FAKESFool And Kwanza Easily Separated Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Law & Order
FALCONFords Are Like Cars, Only Nicer Angela Brett, who actually has no opinion on which car makes are better.
Transport:Car Makes & Models
FALLFrightened About Looming Landing Angela Brett
Assorted Verbs
Sports & Recreation:Parachuting
FALL (2)Frantic Anti-Levitational Locomotion. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Verbs
Sports & Recreation:Parachuting
FALLINGForget About Lost Luggage - Incompetence's Now Grave! Angela Brett, referring to a falling aircraft and the presumed incompetence of whoever's flying it, compared with that of the luggage clerk who sent your luggage to Murmansk.
Transport
FALLING BEHINDFeeling A Little Lacking? In Nether Grades Because Education's Heading In Negative Direction Tony McCoy O'Grady
Education
FALSTAFFFriendly And Loyal Supporter, Though A Fat Fool Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's King Henry IV
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:King Henry IV
FAMILYFather And Mother, I Love You. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Family
FAMILY (3)Freaks Aligned Monolithically In Living Yearbooks Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Family
FAMILY (4)Friends Are Members, In Life's Years Jan Morgan -- our family should be our friends throughout the years
People & Relationships:Family
FAMILY HOME EVENINGFun Activities, Meetings Involve Lessons You've Held On Monday Evening, Entertaining Ventures, Edible Nibbles Involve Nice Group Jan Morgan
People & Relationships:Family
FAMOUSFlaunting Ample Money, Often Under Scandal Angela Brett
Names:Famous people
FAMOUS (2)Finally A Merit Of Useless Submissions Carl Brett, after being informed that he'd submitted enough acronyms to get on the HALL OF FAME.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
FAMOUS POEPLE IN IRAQFingers Are Mischievous, One Usually Should Proofread One's Enquiries. Poe's Literary Endeavour, I'msure, Never Included Remote Arab Quarter TMcCO'G, when Angela accidentally let this misspelled phrase onto the Unsuccessful Searches list.
Words & Wordplay
FANForces Air Nearer. Roger Williams
Household Objects
FAN (2)Feeling Always Nice Jan Morgan
Household Objects
FANGORNForest Arouses Nervousness; Go Onward Reducing Noise Patricia Rix
Art & Literature:Fictional Places:The Lord of the Rings
FANNYFortune Always Needs Nudging Yourself Rico Leffanta
Names:First names:Female
FANTASTICFelt About Near To A Seizure. This Is Comical. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Laughter
FANTASYFrequent Apparitions Necessary To Appease Sensual Yearnings Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships
FARLEY MOWATFrozen Arctic Realms Lured Enterprising Young Man; Observed Wolves' Actions Thoroughly. Roger Williams
Art & Literature:Writers
FARMERFriendly, Agricultural 'Real Man...' Endearingly Rugged. Mary Carr
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
FARTFree Air & Release Tension Angela Brett
Science:Biology
FASHIONFor A Sum, Hilfiger's Immaterial, 'Official' Name Patricia Rix
Household Objects:Clothing
FASHION (2)Fortunes Are Spent Happily In Overcoming Nakedness Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects:Clothing
FASHION (3)Fleeces And Shirts - Have It Overstamped "Nike" Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects:Clothing
FASHION (4)Forceful Advertising Seeds Homogeny, Imposing Others' Norms Angela Brett
People & Relationships
Household Objects:Clothing
FASHION (5)Forces A Spectrum, High Individuality Or Not Angela Brett -- it seems to be fashionable to be original and different, but only within certain limits.
People & Relationships
Household Objects:Clothing
FASHION MARKETINGFind A 'Statement', Hang It On Nonchalant Model, And Rich Kids (Exposing Their Insecurities) 'Need' Garment. Angela Brett
Household Objects:Clothing
Commerce
FASHIONSFoster Adolescent Self-Hate If Outfit's Not Stylish Angela Brett
Household Objects:Clothing
FASHIONS (2)Fools Are Spending Hundreds; It's Old Next Season Angela Brett
Household Objects:Clothing
Commerce
FASTFleet And Speedy Travel Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport
FASTINGFeasts Are Stopped To Interprete Neccessary Glimpses Jan Morgan - a prayerful fast helps you make important decisions and can help in crisis situations like illnesses
Religion
Food & Drink
FASTPHONEFunds Are Speedily Transferred, Particularly Handy On Near-Empty. Angela Brett, who often uses her bank's Fastphone service to transfer funds from her savings account to her EFTPOS one.
Commerce
Communication
FAST THINKERFamed Action Superhero. Thought Transference Happens Instantaneously, Non-Kinetic-Energy Radiation. Tony McCoy O'Grady, as a further explanation of SWIFT.
MacGirl & KeyBoard:(Wannabe) Superheroes
FAST TRACK For A Shorter Transport Time, Railways Are Car Killers! Angela Brett
Transport:Trains
FATFrom Animals, Tallow/Tasteless Jan Morgan - Tallow is animal fat as well as the kind we cook with
Food & Drink
FATALForwards Abruptly To After-Life Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Death
FAT CHANCE!Forever Anonymous. Terribly Cruel, Hey? Anonymity: Nice! Creative, Exceptional! Jeff Anonymous, as a response to NEW ACROS (2).
Assorted Phrases
FAT FREEForget Adding Tax For Rightful Extra Energy! Angela Brett, thinking that 'fat free' signs could be advertising that you don't have to pay for the fat - although in reality food with such a sign cost more and have less fat in them, which seems like a RIP-OFF
Food & Drink
FATHERFearless Adult That Hinders Equal Responsibilities Mary Carr
People & Relationships:Family
FATHERSForbid All Teenage Happiness - Especially Recreational Sex Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Family
FATHERS (2)Fellows Attempt To Help Everyone Redeem Souls Tony
Religion:Men's Ministry
FATUOUSFrigid Aunt Tugging Udder On Unbridled Steer Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
FAUNAFields Are Usually Nourishing Agriculture Rico Leffanta
Science:Biology
Religion:Roman Gods & Goddesses
FAWNFrisky Almost Weaned Native Rico Leffanta
Science:Biology:Animals
FAXForward A Xerograph Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Electronics
Communication
FEAR (2)Frightened? Expect Adrenalin Rush Angela Brett
Science:Biology
People & Relationships:Emotions
FEAR (3)Faithful Entreat A Rescue Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Emotions
FEAR (4)Foes Engender A Response Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Emotions
FEAR (5)Fright Evokes A Reaction Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Emotions
FEAR AND LOATHINGFOLDOC Explains Acronym; Really, All Now Do Loathe "Other" Architecture That Honestly Is Not Good Rob Rix, inspired by the FOLDOC entry at http://foldoc.doc.ic.ac.uk/foldoc/foldoc.cgi?query=fear
Computers
FEBRUARYFrosty, Exceptionally Blustery, Rainy Usually, After Recent Yuletide Tony McCoy O'Grady, who lives in the northern hemisphere.
Time:Months
FEBRUARY (2)Feels Extra Blustery, Raincoats Usually Are Required, Yeah? Tony McCoy O'Grady
Time:Months
FEBRUARY (3)Frozen Exhaled Breath Rises Upwards And Rimes You Patricia Rix
Time:Months
FECKLESSFriends Evade Challenges Knowing Love Excuses Self Service Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
FEDERATIONFrom Each's Democracy, Eventually Regions Are Turning Into One Nation Tony McCoy O'Grady - looking at the (likely) distant future of the EU
Politics
FELIXFree Enterprising Lad Is Xenophobic Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Male
FELLATIOFeeling Energetic? Laps Love Affection Testing Intercourse Orally Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
FEMALEFor Ever Moaning About Littlest Errors Steve Keate and Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Genderalisations
FEMALE (2)From Eden; Makes Adam Largely Excited Ian Rywalt
Religion
People & Relationships:Genderalisations
FEMALE DIVORCEDFinally Exited Marriage After Long Endured Distress (Including Violence Occasionally). Recently Court Ended Dispute Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Marriage & Divorce
FEMALE DOGFrom Every Mammy Alsation's Litter, Extract & Develop One Guidedog Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Animals
FEMALESFor-Ever Making A Lover Exasperatedly Sigh Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Genderalisations
FEMALES (2)Flimsy Entities Males Attain Lewdly Enforcing Sexuality Steve Keate and Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Genderalisations
FEMALES (3)For Entertainment, Many Are Laying Evil Scheme(r)s Steve Keate and Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Genderalisations
FEMININEFrail Entity Making Idiotic Noises In Nefarious Environment Tony McCoy O'Grady, while looking for MacGirl's faults, alleges that 'girls just squeak and squeal when faced with danger!' Not MacGirl, no... MacGirl is brave, MacGirl is fearless. MacGirl is... eek, is that a (three button) mouse over there? Heeelp!
MacGirl & KeyBoard
People & Relationships:Genderalisations
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
FENCEFringe End Nullifies Coming / Exiting Jan Morgan
Assorted Nouns
FENCESForce: Even Not! Cage Envelops Stuff! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Concentration camp, World War 2. See THEULTIMATENONVIOLENTMAN.
Military:War & Terrorism
FENCINGFoil Epee Nobly; Crouching Is Never Girlish Rico Leffanta
Sports & Recreation
FENG SHUI (2)Fashionable Energy Nurturing. Get Some Help Understanding It. Eric Bridgstock
Religion
FENTONForest Escapade's Neat Trick, Organizing Nuptials Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's The Merry Wives of Windsor
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:The Merry Wives of Windsor
FERDINAND (2)Father's Exact Reverse, Depicting Innocent Nature And Native Decency Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's The Tempest
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:The Tempest
FERMATFamous Equation Really Made Andrew Think! Angela Brett (Andrew Wiles eventually proved Fermat's Last Theorem centuries after Fermat's death.)
Science:Mathematics:Mathematicians
FERRARIFast Exotic Red Roadcar. All Round Italian Eric Bridgstock
Transport:Car Makes & Models
FERRARI (2)Fabulously Engineered Racer. Red And Rather Innovative Eric Bridgstock
Transport:Car Makes & Models
FERRETFurry Entity Rootles Rabbits & Eats Them Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Animals
FERRITE COREFew Engineers Realize Ram Is Technology Evolved 'Cause Of Researching Engineers Sean Lamb (who remembers seeing photos of ferrite core memory from his own college days)
Computers:Generic Hardware
FERRY TICKETForget Enduring Road Rage - You'll Travel In Comfort, Knowing Entrance Time. Angela Brett
Transport
FERTILITYFairly Easy Reproduction, Though Initiating Life Is Terrific Yield Angela Brett
Science:Biology
FESTEFool Enters Singing Three Elegies Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Twelfth Night
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Twelfth Night
FETISHFinding Eroticism Through Item's Strange Hold Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
FFESTINIOGFoggy, Fuel Embarks Station, Trains In Noble Ignited Offerings Given Jan Morgan (coal is mined in the town and trains deliver it)
Places:Towns & Cities
FIANCEFellow Is Apparenly Now Classified "Engaged" Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Marriage & Divorce
FIATFascist Is A Tyrant Tony McCoy O'Grady - "fiat" is Latin for "let it be done" and means a formal or solemn command (Star-Trek-speak is "make it so"!)
Science:Linguistics
Communication
FIAT (2)Fiat Is Always Trouble. Tiny Lee
Transport:Car Makes & Models
FIBERFood Is Best Eaten Raw Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink
FICTIONFancy Is Creatively Treated In Original Novel Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature
FIDELITYFavouring In Decent Exposure Love Issued To You Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
FIELD DAYFather Is Endorsing Letter - Don't Do Anything Yucky! Angela Brett, thinking about permission slips for school outings.
Education
Time:Special Occasions
FIELD MARSHALFool Is Elevated Loftily.... Drastic Misjudgement! Adores Regimentation, Secretly Hasn't 'A Life' Tony McCoy O'Grady
Military:Ranks
FIFEFingering Is Fairly Elaborate Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:Music:Instruments
FIFTEENFifteen Is Five Threes - Especially Endearing Number Tony McCoy O'Grady, saying that his son is fifteen.
Time:Age
FIFTEEN (2)Fifteen = Increment (Fourteen). Ten Evidently Exceeds Nine. Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Science:Mathematics:Numbers
FIFTYFair In Face, Though Yellowed! Tony McCoy O'Grady, on his 50th birthday.
Time:Age
FIFTY (2)Folds In Face Triple Yearly :) Angela Brett
Time:Age
FIFTY (3)Frequently I'm Forgetting Things Yesterday! Angela Brett
Time:Age
FIFTY (4)F*ck! I'm Feeling The Years Tony McCoy O'Grady
Time:Age
FIFTY (5)Frankly, I Feel Terrifically Young Tony McCoy O'Grady
Time:Age
FIFTY (6)Frailty Is Finally Taking You Tony McCoy O'Grady
Time:Age
FIFTY (7)Factorially It's (Five Tens) Years! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Time:Age
FIFTY (8)Fragile, Infirm, Forgetful, Tetchy, Yawning! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Time:Age
FIJIFelicitous, Inspirational, Joyful Islands Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
FILEFor Indicating Length - EOF. Angela Brett
Computers
FILESFresh Interns Love Elderly Seniors Dundee
Commerce
FILES (2)Frequently Issued Letters Ensure Satiation. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Communication
FILET MIGNONFather-In-Law Eating The Meat; It's Grab Now Or Never Rico Leffanta
Food & Drink
FILMFantasy In Locked Mirrors Rico Leffanta
Entertainment:Movies
FILTERFast I Learnt To Extract Rubbish Edwin Hermann
Assorted Verbs
Assorted Nouns
FINAL UPGRADEFinished It Now, And Launched Unto Public. Get Ready Advertisements Defining Enhancements TMcCO'G
Science:Electronics
FINANCIALFather, I Need A New Coat... I'd Appreciate Loan. Angela Brett
Commerce:Money
FINANCIAL AIDFond Infant, Not A Nickel Can I Advance 'Less An I.o.u. Devolves Patricia Rix, to follow FINANCIAL
Commerce:Money
FINEFromage Is Naturally Exquisite Angela Brett
Food & Drink
FINE!Fine! In Next Encounter ...! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Communication
FINEDFor Infraction, Ninety-Eight Dollars Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Law & Order
FINGERNAILSFlexibility Is No Good - Enamelled (Red?) Nails Assist If Loosening Screws Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Body Parts
FINGERPRINTSForensic Investigators Now Get Enhanced Results, Putting Rogue Individuals Near 'The Scene' Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Law & Order
FINGERSFidgeting Indexes Negotiating Gently Enter Responses Slowly Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Body Parts
FINICKYFastidiousness Isn't Nice - It Could Kill You Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
FINICKY (3)Fussiness Is Numbing, Inhibiting Creative Kick - Y? Melanie Merswolke
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
FINISHEDFinally I've Nailed It, Software Has Earned Downloads Angela Brett, when she had at last got the Apronyms app for Mac OS X ready for release.
Computers:Programming
FINLANDFar Into Northern Latitudes Amongst Neverending Darkness Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
FIONAFake In Own Narcissistic Appearance Jan Morgan - refering to a character in Cinderella Story (the movie)
Names:First names:Female
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters
FIONA (2)Friendly In One's Necessary Achievement Jan Morgan - someone I know
Names:First names:Female
FIREFlaming Inferno Radiating Energy Angela Brett, demonstrating what a true acroholic would say if someone yelled 'FIRE!' in the middle of the night.
Science:Physics
FIRE (2)For Incinerating Rubbish, Etc. Angela Brett
Science:Physics
FIRE (3)Fuel Is Rapidly Exhausted Angela Brett
Science:Physics
FIRE (4)Flame Ignites & Roasts Eyebrows Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Physics
FIRE ALARMFalsely Indicates Required Evacuation, And Largely Annoys Regular Moviegoers Angela Brett, after being evacuated from a building (where there also were movie theatres) due to a false fire alarm.
Entertainment:Movies
FIREFIGHTERFellow In Red Engine, Frequenly Involved Getting Hoses To Extinguish Roasters Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
FIREMENFlame Is Rising - Emergency Manpower Evidently Needed Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
People & Relationships:Disaster
FIREWIREFast Information Retrieval, Even Without Inconvenient Restarting Everytime. Angela Brett
Computers:Generic Hardware
FIRSTForemost Innovator, Respected Sage Top Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Assorted Adjectives
FIRST CLASSFor Its Rank Success, To Choose Lessons At Some Schools Jan Morgan -- Rank in Boy Scouts
Sports & Recreation:Scouts
FIRST IN LAST OUTFreshmen In Remedial Science Think "I'll Never Learn About Stacks. They're Onerously Unfathomable Today!" Sean Lamb (in computer science, a Stack is a First-In-Last-Out data structure)
Computers:Programming
FIRST PRESIDENCYFaithful Individuals Reverence Saviors Truth, Persons Responsible Entirely, Service Is Delegated, Examples Nobly Counsels You Jan Morgan -- what the head men of the LDS Church are called
Religion:Religious Occupations
FIRST-YEAR STUDENTSFriggin' Idiots Require Slow Teaching, Yeah? Educators Aren't Right - Some Totally Understand. Don't Emphasise Non-Troublesome Stuff. Angela Brett, after going to a first-year computer science lecture and being reminded of how much lecturers treat first-year students like idiots.
Education:Slow Teaching
FISHFins In Saline Habitat Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Animals
FISHLUREFeathers Intertwined Should Help Land Uniquely Rare Exhibit Tony McCoy O'Grady
Sports & Recreation
FIVEFive Isn't Very Easy Angela Brett, when Dustan said that FIVE would be a difficult acronym to do.
Science:Mathematics:Numbers
FLACCIDFloppy, Limp And Collapsed, Cock Is Dangling! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Adjectives
FLAG (2)Flutters Loftily And Gloriously Tony McCoy O'Grady - Prompted by the unsuccessful search for "WHAT DOES FLAG STAND FOR?", but taking it as a literal question what does "FLAG" stand for.
Assorted Nouns
Politics
FLAG (3)Flying Loose Above Ground Jan Morgan and Remington Morgan
Assorted Nouns
FLAMEFrom Lighting A Match, Etc. Angela Brett, trying a different kind of singer after Tony came up with expansions for several of the musical kind.
Science:Physics
FLAME (2)Fire Licks A Million Eyebrows Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Physics
FLAMESForum Language And Manners Explode Spectaucularly Sean Lamb (who tries to stay out of 'net flame wars)
Communication
FLANFunny-Looking, Aromatic Nourishment Sean Lamb
Food & Drink
FLASHERFellow Likely Acting Sexual, His Exhibitionism's Ribald! Angela Brett
People & Relationships
FLASH LASTFlirted, Loved, And Swallowed Hook Line And Sinker Terminally. Rico Leffanta, explaining that flashing last is going down in flames like a shooting star.
Assorted Phrases
FLATFew Landfills Are This Edwin Hermann
Assorted Adjectives
FLATTERERFalse & Lying Adulation Tends To Elicit Reponses Exposing Reprehensiblity Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
FLAT WHITEFeel Like A Tea With Herbal Infusions? Try Elsewhere! Angela Brett, thinking of it as a sign outside a coffee shop.
Food & Drink:Drinks
FLAT WHITE (2)Fine Little Apple That Will Have IBook Tykes Enthused. Angela Brett, thinking that the latest iBook, which is not curvy and colourful like the old ones, could be called the 'flat white'.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
FLAVIUSFaithful, Loyal And Valued (If Unsung) Servant Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Timon of Athens
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Timon of Athens
FLAWLESSFabulous Looking, And Without Little Errors - Simply Stunning Tony McCoy O'Grady - who knows the feeling :-)
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene
FLAWSFaulty - Like A Windoze System Angela Brett
Assorted Nouns
Computers:Windows
FLAWS (2)Feel Like A Woman Scorned Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships
FLAWS (3)First Love All Went South. Rob Rix
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
FLEAFried Lightly Excites Appetite Rico Leffanta
Science:Biology:Insects:Edible(?)
FLECKFewer Lines Equals Conserved Kilobytes Tony McCoy O'Grady
Computers
FLEDField's Left Empty/ Deserted Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Verbs
FLIESFood Lovers Ingredient Expressly Served Rico Leffanta
Science:Biology:Insects:Edible(?)
FLIPSIDEFraternal Love In Progress Sometimes Incorporating Digital Explorations Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
FLIRTFuture Lover Is Really Trying Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
FLIRT (2)Feel Like I'm Romantic Topgun Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
FLIRTINGFeel Like I'm Ready To Investigate New Guys/Girls Angela Brett, while pondering the difference between flirting and ordinary conversation.
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
Communication
FLORAFlowers Love Outdoor Rural Arrangements Rico Leffanta
Science:Biology:Plants
Religion:Roman Gods & Goddesses
FLORALFlaunting Likenesses Of Rhododendrons And Lilies Angela Brett
Assorted Adjectives
FLORENCEFish Lover Often Relishes Eating Nouvelle Cuisine Entrees Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:You Are What You Eat
FLORENCE (2)Fridge 'Left Overs' Recipe's Evidently Not Considered Exciting Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:You Are What You Eat
FLORIDAFeel Like Okefenokee Ramble's Innocuous, Despite Alligators? Patricia Rix
Places:States & Regions
FLORIDA (2)Famous Location Of Republicans' Illegal Democracy-Avoidance Chris Kjelgaard
Politics
Places:States & Regions
FLORIDA (3)Fresh Lovely Oranges, Rides In Disney Area Jan Morgan
Places:States & Regions
FLORIDA (4)Fun-Lovers Often Revel In Disney Attractions Tony
Places:States & Regions
FLORIZELFleeing Lord's Opposition, Romance Inspires Zesty Eloping Lovers Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's The Winter's Tale
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:The Winter's Tale
FLOURINEFrequently Liquified On Unclean Reservoirs. It Nourishes Enamel. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry:Elements
FLOWERFellow's Love Of Woman Expressed Romantically Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
Science:Biology:Plants
FLUTEFlavour Lets Us Touch Exaltation Jason Wilcox
Entertainment:Music:Instruments
FLUTE (2)Flex Lips Until Tune Escapes Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:Music:Instruments
FLUTESFingerwork Looking Uncomfortable, These Emit Sounds Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:Music:Instruments
FLYFriends Loathe You Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
FLYERFrightful "Literature" You Eternally Refuse TMcCO'G referring to the handbills handed out on streets to passers-by
Commerce
Communication
FMFunky Music Tony McCoy O'Grady
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Entertainment:Music
FOCUSFor Orbits, Centre's Usually Star Angela Brett
Science:Astronomy
FOCUS GROUPFeed Our Customers Under Scrutiny, Gauging Reactions On Unfamiliar Products. Angela Brett
Commerce
FOEFocused On Extinction Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships
FOGFloating Otherworldly Gas Roger Williams
Science:Meteorology
FOG (2)Freezing Of Groundair TMcCO'G
Science:Meteorology
FOL-DE-LOLFell Over Laughing - Developed Emphysema Laughing Out Loud Tony McCoy O'Grady
Laughter
FOLKS AT HOMEFat Old Ladies Knitting Sweaters As Their Husbands Ogle Madonna's Equipment Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships
FONDESTFeelings Of Nice Devotion, Easily Squashed Too Jan Morgan
People & Relationships:Emotions
FONDLINGFake Orgasm Nerds Dont Leave Involved Naked Girls Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
FOODFoe Of Obsessed Dieters Angela Brett
Food & Drink
FOOD (2)Finest Organic Ongoing Delight Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Organic Vegan admits that Total Organic, even with organic meat is more of a Delight than regular meat, although not Finest. (And I am certain that there are Organic Vegans with a higher/healthier experience than mine.)
Food & Drink
FOOLForeman Of Operational Lunacy Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations:Humorous Job Titles
FOOL (2)Fell Out Of Love Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
FOOTFrequently, One Of Three Tony McCoy O'Grady (The foot is usually overshadowed by the Yard, which is three foot long)
Science:Mathematics:Measurement
FOOTBALLFeeling Or Otherwise Touching Bums Always Looks Laughable! Patricia Rix (this is what we were discussing during the Superbowl: why men can pat each other's bums on the playing field but no other time)
Sports & Recreation
FORFather Of Repetition Angela Brett, because for is usually the best loop to use in C programs.
Computers:Programming
FORAFriendly Objection: Really "A" Jeff Anonymous, who prefers the term 'fora' to 'forums'
Communication
FORBIDDEN ACCESSFinding Oneself Repulsed By Internet Domain, Do Everything Necessary About Creating Complaint - Email Someone Sensible. Tony McCoy O'Grady, in response to the same outage of the Acronyms forums which prompted Jeff's FOUR OH THREE.
Computers:Internet
Communication:Acronyms Forums
FORDFor Ordinary Road Drivers Eric Bridgstock
Transport:Car Makes & Models
FORD (2)Fixed Often, Regularly Dead Susan S. I owned a Ford. It never gave me any grief, and it only cost me $1. I sold it for $10 after 5 years use. Not at all like this Apronym!
Transport:Car Makes & Models
FORDSFor Overcrossing Rivers During Spates Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Verbs
Places:Waterways
FORDS (2)Full Of Rude Drivers Sometimes Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport:Car Makes & Models
FORDS (3)Fellows Ought Resist Driving Speedily Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport:Car Makes & Models
FORECASTFocus On Real Events - Can't Accurately See Tomorrow Angela Brett
Time
FOREIGN CURRENCYFor Overseas Revenue / Expenditure, I Get Notes Converted Using Rates Reckoned Everyday, Not Calculated Yearly Tony McCoy O'Grady
Commerce:Money
FOREIGN CURRENCY (2)For Our Relief, EBay Is Giving, Not Canada's Unvaluable "Rupees"; Rather, Excellent Numerical Coinage - Yankee! Patricia Rix
Commerce:Money
FOREIGNERFrom Overseas, Residents Enraged If Growing Numbers Engender Resentments Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Nationalities & Races
FOREMAN OF THE JURYFinished Off Reviewing Evidence, My Announcement Notes Our Findings. Trial Has Ended, Judge Usually Rules Years. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Law & Order
FORESTFormation Of Radiata Exist Standing Together Angela Brett
Places
Science:Biology:Plants:Trees
FOREST (2)Foliage Over Roots Enhances Several Trunks. Angela Brett
Places
Science:Biology:Plants:Trees
FOREST (3)Furthering Our Review Everyone Sees Trees. Roger Williams
Science:Biology:Plants:Trees
FORGIVENESSFortitude Of Remission Granting Involves Vice Expelled. Never Ever Sin, Solace Jan Morgan
People & Relationships
FORMFigure Of Representational Medium Angela Brett
Art & Literature
FORMULAFavourite Organised Recipe Measuring Unit's Logical Activity Rico Leffanta
Science
FOR STARTERSFor Only Recently Shoud Those Adults Ready To Engage Really Start. John Block
Assorted Phrases
FORTForearmed Outpost Repels Tresspassers. Roger Williams
Military
Places:Buildings
FORTRAN (2)Fine Operations Really Trivialise Replicating Arrays Neatly Angela Brett
Computers:Programming
FORTRESSFamily Of Ruler Took Refuge, Escaping Shooting Soldiers Tony McCoy O'Grady
Military
Places:Buildings
FORTYFactor Out Repeated Twenty Years Angela Brett
Time:Age
FORTY (2)Friggin' Old - RIP To Youth! Angela Brett
Time:Age
FORTY (3)Face One's Recession To Youth Jan Morgan
Time:Age
FORUM POSTFor Others' Reading, Utilise Message Placard On Server, Thanks! Angela Brett
Communication:Acronyms Forums:Page Titles
FORUM POST (2)Full Of Romance? Use Missionary Position On Sexual Trysts! Tony McCoy O'Grady, pretending the Acronyms forums are sex-oriented.
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
Communication:Acronyms Forums:Page Titles
FORUM POST (3)Fearful Or Replying? Using Multiple Personalities Offers Safety Tips. Tony McCoy O'Grady, thinking that people might be nervous about leaving their email address on the forums if they were sex-oriented.
Communication:Acronyms Forums:Page Titles
FORUM POST (4)Follow Our Rules! Use - Mostly - Properly Operated Spelling Techniques! Tony McCoy O'Grady, after some purposeful and extremely unlikely misspellings were used in expansions in a forum post.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
Communication:Acronyms Forums:Page Titles
FORUMSFriends Overseas Regularly Use Message Service. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Communication:Acronyms Forums
FORUMS (2)Floor Open... Rejected Using Moderated System. Angela Brett, who decided not to make the Acronyms forums at http://www.co.nz/cgi/forums/start.cgi?id=acronyms moderated.
Communication:Acronyms Forums
FORUMS (3)Found Online, Responses Usually Mean Something Sean Lamb
Computers:Internet
FO TIFor One's Tea Infusion Angela Brett (I assume it's an accident that the name could be pronounced as a non-rhotic 'for tea' but apparently fo ti is used as a tea.)
Food & Drink:Condiments:Herbs
FO TI (2)Flogged On The Internet Angela Brett
Food & Drink:Condiments:Herbs
FO TI (3)Finest Of Traditional Infusions Angela Brett
Food & Drink:Condiments:Herbs
FO TI ROOTFear Of Technology? Ingest Remedy Of Older Times! Angela Brett
Food & Drink:Condiments:Herbs
FOULED UPFootballer's Out Until League's Ended - Dirty Ungentlemanly Player Tony McCoy O'Grady
Sports & Recreation
FOUNTAIN PENFlows Out... Usually Nice, Though Also It Needs Protectors -- Easily Nasty. Jeff Anonymous. Fountain pens are nice -- I find that I can write better with one than with a ballpoint, though that's not saying much -- but if you put one in your shirt pocket, be sure that you are wearing a pocket protector if you like the shirt much or you don't want to be embarassed.
Household Objects
FOUR OFFSPRINGFew Of Us Refrain Or Forego Frolicsome Sensuous Petting - Resulting In New Generation! Tony McCoy O'Grady, after BRAT! asking, 'how does one manage FOUR OFFSPRING without petting?'
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
FOUR OH THREEForum Outage (Urk) Really Ouches Herr Tony's Honorable Ramblings. 'Elp, Edwin! Jeff Anonymous, when the Acronyms forums weren't working due to an error 403 - forbidden access.
Communication:Acronyms Forums
FOUR ZERO THREEFound One Useless Remote Zone? Edwin Required Obviously! Tell Him Ratty Eireannach's Enraged! Tony McCoy O'Grady (Eireannach = Irishman, in Irish) in response to Jeff's FOUR OH THREE, saying that "Oh" is a letter of the alphabet, not a numeral. One doesn't count Oh, One, Two, Three... It is either None, Nought or Zero.
Communication:Acronyms Forums
FRANCFrench Roundel; Alas, Nevermore Currency. Jeff Anonymous, on the former French currency, now replaced with the EU Euro.
Commerce:Money
FRANCEFrequently Reckoned As Narcissistic, Chauvinist Europeans Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
FRANCE (2)Frequently Rude And Nasty Cheese Eaters W. Kline
Places:Countries
FRANCE (3)Feeling Ruined Am Now Climbing Eiffel! TMcCO'G - on the eve of a trip to Paris to celebrate his wife's birthday.
Places:Countries
FRANCESFriendship Reaches A New Class, Enter Safely Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Male
FRANCESCOFreedom Rings, All Necessary Concerns Eventually Satisfied, Carefully Obtained Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Male
FRANCHISEFellow Runs A New Company Having Invested Serious Equity Tony McCoy O'Grady
Commerce
FRANK FORDFaithlessness Rankles And, Not Knowing, Falstaff's Obviously Raised Doubts Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's The Merry Wives of Windsor
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:The Merry Wives of Windsor
FRANTFellows Restlessly Await Next Train Angela Brett (Frant is defined in The Meaning of Liff as meaning, 'The legal minimum distance between two trains on the District and Circle line of the London Underground. A frant, which must be not less than 122 chains (or 8 leagues) long, is not connected in any way with the adjective 'frantic' which comes to us by a completely different route (as indeed do the trains).')
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
FRASIERFairly Risible American Series Is Exceptionally Ridiculous Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:TV shows
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters
FREDERICKFractured Relationship Endures Destruction, Eventually Rebounds In Careful Kindness Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Male
FREE LOVEFor Relaxed Erotic Enjoyment & Lots Of Venereal Experiences Tony McCasanova O'Grady
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
FREE OFFER!Funds Required: Exorbitant! Enticing Offer! Fools Futilely Expect Reward! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Commerce
FREE SPIRITFiercely Rebellious - Even Eccentric Sometimes - People! Individuality Resides Inside Themselves Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
FREEWARE HYPERCARD STACKFirst Reason Everything's Easier With Apples: Reduced Effort Has Your Programmers Expecting Reduced Cost, And Readily Developing Something That All Consider 'Killer' Angela Brett
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Software
Computers:Programming
FREEZEFreshly Reaped Edibles Emit Zero Energy` Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink
Science:Physics
FRENGUELLISAURUSFew Reproductions Exist. Now Generally Unknown, Extremely Large Lizard Is Seen As Unusual Relative. Unknown Size Sean Lamb (Frenguellisaurus is judged to weigh about 770 pounds, based on fossils found so far. However, its exact size isn't very well known, and it's not a name that rolls off the tongue of most schoolchildren)
Science:Biology:Animals:Dinosaurs
FRESH BREADFollowing Recipe's Essential - Some Half-Baked Rolls Even Appear Doughy. Angela Brett, who was determined to create an acronym with 'Half-Baked,' in it since that is used as an example in Tony's acronymising tips.
Food & Drink
FRIAR LAWRENCEFoolish Rascal. Intrigue And Romance Launch A Wretched, Ruinous End - Not Completely Exonerated Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Romeo and Juliet
FRIDGEFreezing Receptacle Including Digestable Goodies Endlessly Matthew Oram and Steve Keate
Food & Drink
Household Objects:Appliances
FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHEFrom Religion's Inquisitional Edicts Divine Religious Idiots Cherished Heaven Never Imagining Eternity Tolerated Zombie Suicidal Cries Hopelessly Everlasting Rico Leffanta
Art & Literature:Writers
FRIENDFearless Resolve In Every Noticeable Dealing Jan Morgan
People & Relationships
FRIEND OFFeeling Really Intimate - Enjoying Nice Depth Of Fellowship Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships
FRIENDSFractious Relatonships In Endless Newyork Drama Series. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:TV shows
FRINGFilament's Rattled - It's Not Glowing Tony McCoy O'Grady (Fring is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as being, 'The noise made by light bulb which has just shone its last.')
Assorted Nouns:Noises
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
FRISBEEFlung Regularly In Sport, Breeze Extends Elevation Tony McCoy O'Grady
Sports & Recreation
FRODEFiftyish Residents Of Deck Enlivened Angela Brett, referring to the character in 'The Solitaire Mystery' by Jostein Gaarder
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:The Solitaire Mystery
FRODOFurry Runt Of Dubious Origin Carl Brett
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:The Lord of the Rings
FRODO (2)Fears Reaching Orodruin's Dire Outcome Patricia Rix
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:The Lord of the Rings
FROG IN THROATFalse Ribbits One Gets If Needing The Health Resources Otorhinolaryngologists Assent To Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
FROM BEHINDFrightened Reaction Obviously Must Be Expected - Hindsight Is Not Directional! Angela Brett and Tony McCoy O'Grady, when somebody searched for 'from behind' on the Acronyms website.
Places:Positions & Directions
FROMMFrightfully Religious Or Mania Maker Grace Francis
Science:Linguistics:German Words
FROSSESFolks Really Organise Stupid Stuff, Eh Sista? Angela Brett (Frosses is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as meaning, 'The lecherous looks exchanged between sixteen-year-olds at a party given by someone's parents')
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
FROSSES (2)Folks Really Organise Such Stupid Events... Seeya! Angela Brett (see FROSSES)
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
FROWNFrustrated Reasons Of Woe Neglected Jan Morgan
People & Relationships:Emotions
FROZENFully Rigid, Obviously Zero Energy Needed Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Physics
FRUITFreshly Ripe Unique Item, Tasty Jan Morgan
Food & Drink
FRUSTRATEDFeeling Really Unable, Somehow, To Relate All The Embarrassing Details Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Emotions
FRYFood Ready Yet? Angela Brett
Food & Drink
FTPFollow That Puppy! Angela Brett - FTP actually stands for File Transfer Protocol, but at least two Macintosh FTP clients have dogs in their icons.
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
FUCHSIAFlowers Usually Cascade, Hanging Softly In Air Jan Morgan
Science:Biology:Plants
FUCHSIA (2)Flowers Unusual Colors, Hanging Softly In Air Jan Morgan -- beautiful combinations in the 2 colored flowers
Science:Biology:Plants
FUDDY DUDDYFouled Up Drunken Domino Yet Dressed Under Dole Drums Yesterday Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships
FUDGEFabulous Unforgettable Delight Gives Enjoyment Jan Morgan
Food & Drink:Confectionery
FUDGE (2)Fully Unequalled Dessert Generates Ecstasy Sean Lamb (Chocolates are said to have an aphrodisiac effect on some people...)
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
Food & Drink:Confectionery
FUNFor Unrestrained Novelty Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Nouns
FUN (2)Frivolous, Upbeat Nonsense Patricia Rix
Assorted Nouns
FUNDINGFinancially Unstable, New Donor's Investment Now Glimpsed Tony McCoy O'Grady
Commerce:Money
FUNERALFamily Uncovers Necropolitan Expenses Reducing All Legacies Rico Leffanta and Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Death
FUNGIFoodies Usually Never Gobble Indiscriminately Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink
FURFuzzy Unique Remnant Jan Morgan
Science:Biology:Body Parts
Household Objects:Threads & Fabric
FUSSYFidgety Unhappy Sprucer Sabotages You Jan Morgan
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
FUTONFolding Usually Tangles One's Nails Jan Morgan
Household Objects:Furniture
FUTURE LEADERSFeisty Unabashed Teenagers Undergoing Regulqar Education Learn Elements About Democratic Elections Representing Schoolmates Tony McCoy O'Grady
Politics
FUZZYFelt Unduly Zig-Zaggy Yesterday Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
FUZZY (2)Food Undergoing Zippy Zymurgy Yesterday Rico Leffanta
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
FWIWFollowing Writing Is Waffle Angela Brett (FWIW usually stands for 'For What It's Worth')
Re-expansions of existing acronyms:Conversational
FWIW (2)Find Whether I'm Wrong Angela Brett (FWIW usually stands for 'For What It's Worth')
Re-expansions of existing acronyms:Conversational
FYRDForced Youth Recruitment Decreed Angela Brett
Military
FYRD (2)Former Yoemanry Regular Division Tony McCoy O'Grady
Military
FYRDSFor Year-Round Defense Services Angela Brett
Military
G4Grasping 4 Hyper Unit
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
GAGurgling Annoyance Jeff Anonymous (in reference to the baby noise)
Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words
GABGrumble, Argue, Bicker Tony McCoy O'Grady
Communication:Talking
GAB (2)Garrulous Annoying Blether Angela Brett
Communication:Talking
GAB (3)Great At Babbling Jan Morgan
Communication:Talking
GABBLEGarbage Articulated, 'Blah Blah...' Lacking Eloquence. Angela Brett, not long before checking her email and discovering she'd been beaten to first G acronym by Tony's GAB.
Communication:Talking
GABBYGirl Always Babbling By You Rico Leffanta
Names:First names:Female
GADGETGot Ample Dough? Get Electronic Toys. Angela Brett
Science:Electronics
GAGGovernment Approved Giggle Tony McCoy O'Grady
Laughter
GAILGirl Always In Love Rico Leffanta
Names:First names:Female
GALATIANSGazing Astrologers Listened, Awed, To Itinerant Apostle. Now Saved. Sue Johnson
Religion:Bible books
GALLEONSGreat Armada Lost Lives Entering One Nasty Storm Tony McCoy O'Grady (The Spanish Armada was defeated as much by the weather as by the British Navy)
Transport
History
GAMGreen And Mauve Angela Brett ('gam' is the collective noun for weasels, and the story which the h2g2 researchers are writing at http://www.h2g2.com/A255007 is plagued with mauve and sometimes green weasels.)
Art & Literature
GAMBLEGain A Million By Losing Empire Angela Brett
Entertainment
GAMBLE (2)Get Additional Money But Lose Everyone Angela Brett
Entertainment
GAMBLINGGaming And Much Bet Laying - Income Newly Generated Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment
GAMEGenerally About Mass Entertainment Gavin Lambert, thinking mainly about sports games and the like rather than board games, but you could extend the parallel...
Sports & Recreation
Entertainment:Games
GAME (2)Great Adventures, Mesmerizes Evening Jan Morgan
Entertainment:Games
GAME (3)Gives Amusement, Makes Entertainment Jan Morgan
Entertainment:Games
GAMERGathers Around Machines - Evading Reality Tony McCoy O'Gameboy
Computers:Games
GAMMAGreek Authors Mastered Minimalist Alphabet Tony McCoy O'Grady, commenting that there are only 24 characters in the Greek alphabet
Science:Linguistics
GAMUTSGirls Appraise Men Under The Sheets Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
GANDALFGreat Advisor Negates Death And Looses Fireworks Patricia Rix
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:The Lord of the Rings
GANDALF THE GREYGrappled And Nearly Died After Long Fall - Though He's Evidently Gotta Return (Even Younger?) Tony McFrodo O'Baggins
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:The Lord of the Rings
GANDERGiving A Nudge Dames Excitedly Reject Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
GANTGuess About Nebulous Timescales Jonathan Staniford (see GANTT)
Time
GANTTGraph Allocating Necessary Tasks & Timescales Angela Brett, after a workmate mistakenly referred to a Gantt chart as a 'GANT'. The Gantt chart is named after Charles Gantt, and is not an acronym.
Time
GANTT (2)Generally Always Need Triple Time Angela Brett (see GANTT)
Time
GANTT (3)Guesstimates Almost Never The Truth Angela Brett
Time
GANTT (4)Generate Arbitrary Net Total Time Jonathan Staniford
Time
GANTT (5)Generous Approximations, No Tiny Target Angela Brett
Time
GANTT (6)Generating Appropriate Notation Takes Time Angela Brett
Time
GANZGlossary: "All", Not Zero Grace Francis
Science:Linguistics:German Words
GAOLGirls Are Only Lads Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Law & Order
Places:Buildings
GAPGear's Awfully Pricey Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects:Clothing
GAP (2)Greatly Annoys Parents Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects:Clothing
GAP (3)Get-Across Problem? Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Nouns
GARAGE (2)Greasy And Rude Adolescents Guaranteed Employment! Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
Places:Buildings
GARBAGE MOUTHGarrulous And Rude & Brutally Aggressive Guy. Every Moment One Utters "Toilet Humour" Toilet Mouth O'Grady
Communication:Talking
GARDENGives All, Rainbow Delights, Entreats Natives Jan Morgan
Places
GARDEN LIGHTSGenerating A Remarkable Display Every Night - Lamps Illuminate Grower's Horticulural Trophy Specimens Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Plants
Household Objects
GARDEN OF EDENGobbling Apple Revealed Dear Eve's Nakedness... One Figleaf Enhanced Decency Enough? No! Angela Brett
Places
Religion
GARDEN OF EDEN (2)Gained A Rich Domain, Evil Negotiates Offense, Failed Experimental Decree Exiles Newlyweds Jan Morgan
Places
Religion
GARDENSGrass And Rosebeds Delight Everybody's Natural Senses TMcCO'G
Places
Science:Biology:Plants
GARFIELDGifted (Albeit Rotund) Feline, I Eat Lasagne Daily TMcCO'G
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters
Names:Pet Names
GARFIELD (2)Gets Around Really Fast If Espying Lasagne Dish Angela Brett
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters
Names:Pet Names
GARLANDGreen And Red Leaves Are Nicely Decorative Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Plants
GARLICGarnish - A Renowned Love Inhibiting Condiment Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink:Condiments:Herbs
GARLIC (2)Good At Repulsing Lovers, If Chewed. Tony
Food & Drink:Condiments:Herbs
GARMENTSGirls Adorn Runways, Modelling Elegant New Tweed Suits Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects:Clothing
GARRETTGaelic - Attention Riveted Regarding Everything That's There Angela Brett (the name Garrett comes from Gaelic and means 'To Watch')
Names:First names:Male
GARRULOUSGabbing About Random Rubbish, Usually Lots Of Useless Subjects Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
GARYGuy's Always Reinterrogating You Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:First names:Male
GARY (2)Gets Alcohol Replenished Yonder Jan Morgan - someone I know
Names:First names:Male
GASGenerally Asphyxiating Substance Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry
GASBAGGroan... Another Speech By Al Gore. Angela Brett
Politics
GASBAG (2)Get A Second Book Absolutely Gratis Tony McCoy O'Grady (see SHOVE OFF)
Words & Wordplay:Rudeness:Rude Advertising Slogans
GAS PEDALGains Automotive Speed. Probably Encourages Driving At Limit. Eric Bridgstock
Transport:Car Parts
GATANISM (2)Gleaning Apple's Trade, And Nerdishly Idolising Satanic Master Angela Brett
Computers:Windows
GATEGrants Access To Everyone Angela Brett
Places
GATE (2)Gives Abode Territorial Entrance Jan Morgan
Assorted Nouns
GAUDYGarish And Unusually Decadent - Yuck! Melanie Merswolke
Assorted Adjectives
GAUSSGot Answers Using Simultaneous Solutions Angela Brett, thinking of Gaussian elimination, a way of solving simultaneous equations. I didn't feel like acronymising the whole thing!
Science:Mathematics:Mathematicians
GAUSS (2)Great Arithmetic Used Solving Systems Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics:Mathematicians
GAUSS (3)Geometry's An Unexpectedly Strange Subject. Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics:Mathematicians
GAVINGood At Very Interesting 'Nyms Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:Acronymists
GAVIN LAMBERTGenerating Acronyms, Velocity Irregular. Natural Laziness Assumed; Maybe Boredom Enhances 'Ronymising Tendencies? Gavin Lambert (since I felt it was about time I "ronymised" my own name) :)
Names:Acronymists
GAWAINGrail Adventurer, Was Arthur's Ideal Nephew. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Myths & Legends:Arthurian Legend
GAY Got Aids Yet? mark a.k.a. (dad)
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:LGBTQIA
Science:Biology:Healthcare
GAYSGenes Alter Your Sexuality? Angela Brett
Science:Biology
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:LGBTQIA
GAYS (2)Gender Aside, You're Sexy! Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:LGBTQIA
GEAR DOWNGenerally, Entering A Recession, Dispose Of Workforces Now Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:The Workforce
GEEKGathers Esoteric, Encyclopaedic Knowledge Angela Brett
Computers
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
GEEK (2)Greatly Enjoys Enhancing Kernels Angela Brett and Steve Keate
Computers
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
GEEK (3)Great Education Enhances Knowledge Apronymous Anonymous
Education
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
GEEKS (2)Generally Exhibit Exceptional Keyboard Skills Tony McCoy O'Grady
Computers
People & Relationships
GEEKS (3)God's Electronic - Every Kilobyte's Sacred Angela Brett
Computers
Religion
People & Relationships
GEEKYGo Electronic - Everyone Knows You Angela Brett
Computers
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
GEEKY (2)Generally Everything Elicits Keyboard Yearnings Angela Brett
Computers
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
GEEKY (3)Gigabit/ Exabit Ethernet Kindling Yottabytes Angela Brett
Computers
GEEKY ACRONYMS (2)Gotos Evil, Everybody Knows. You Always Can Rely On (Names You've Mangled) Subroutines Angela Brett, thinking of abbreviated function names.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
Computers:Programming
GEMINIGypsies Earn Money In Nonsense Industry Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion:Astrology
GEMINI (2)Gets Endeavors Mixed In Neurotic Indecisiveness Jan Morgan
Religion:Astrology
GENEALOGYGenerations Evoke New Excitement And Love Of Genealogy Yearnings Jan Morgan - Genealogy is the study of our heritage and finding our ancestors
People & Relationships:Family
GENERALGenerally Evinces Nothing Exceptional - Rarely A Livewire Tony McCoy O'Grady
Military:Ranks
GENERAL CONFERENCEGives Extraordinary Navigation, Exceptional Resolve Acknowledged, Listening Covers Our Needs For Eternity, Reports Effect Noteworthy Concerns, Endeavors Jan Morgan -- world wide meeting of LDS church that delivers counsel to its members
Religion
Time:Special Occasions
GENERICGeneralised Extremely, Not Explicit... Really Inspecific Codswallop. Angela Brett, when Bern complained that her HERNIA was too generic. See also: INSPECIFIC
Assorted Adjectives
GENESISGenerating Everything, Nothing Excepted, Seventh Is Sabbath. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion:Bible books
GENESIS (2)God's Early News: Existence Started In Seven Roger Williams
Religion:Bible books
GENETIC ALGORITHMGuesser Employing Nature's Evolutionary 'Tactics' In Creating A Likely Group Of Resolutions. Increase That Heuristic Measurement! Angela Brett
Science
Computers:Programming
GENETIC ENGINEERINGGodlike Experimenters Now Ensure That It Couldn't Evolve Naturally, Given Its Not Especially Effective Reproduction Inhibiting New Generations. Angela Brett, as genetically engineered plants are sometimes made sterile in order to prevent the crops from spreading and/or increase profits for the companies which sell the seeds. This also ensures that the variety could never have evolved naturally, since anything which can't reproduce is a sitting duck (so to speak) for natural selection.
Science:Biology
GENGARGrimy Even Nauseating Ghoul Also Repulsive. Nevica the MAN. (Gengar is a purple, ugly, ghost pokemon #94)
Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon
GENTSGreat Emergency - Need To Sh*t Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Buildings:The 'Little Room'
GENUISGeeks Enabling Nottingham University's Information Systems Tony McCoy O'Grady (see UNITS)
Education:University of Nottingham School of Community Health Sciences IT Subgroup
GEOFFREY CHAUCERGreatness Endures, Oh Founding Father! Really! Evidently Your 'Canterbury' Had A Unique Creative-English Role Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Writers
GEOLOGYGeology Encapsulates One's Learning Of Gneiss Yields Sean Lamb
Science:Geology
GEOMETRYGolly, Elementary Orthogonal Matrices Excite These Randy Youths. Angela Brett, during a boring first-year algebra lecture.
Science:Mathematics:Geometry
Education:Slow Teaching
GEOMETRY (2)Go Euclid! One Man's Elementary Text Remained Years! Angela Brett (parts of Euclid's 'Elements' were used as a standard textbook for around 2250 years.)
Science:Mathematics:Geometry
GEOMETRY (3)Greek Earth Observers Measured Everything, Trusting Real Yardsticks. Angela Brett, since geometry began with people actually measuring land and wasn't at all like the abstract science it is today.
Science:Mathematics:Geometry
GEORGEGentleman, Eating Out, Rarely Gets Eel. Patricia Rix, describing her husband
Names:Acronymists
GEORGE (2)Gave Existence Onto Rix Generations, Evidently Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:Acronymists
GEORGE (3)Gives Entertaining Osmonds Rare Gifts, Emerged Jan Morgan, referring to George Osmond.
Names:Famous people
GEORGE BUSHGetting Elected On Recount, George's Eldest Boy Ultimately Succeeded Him Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:Famous people:Politicians
GEORGE PAGEGets Entangled Organizing Right Guy's Espousal - Patiently Accepts Girl's Elopement Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's The Merry Wives of Windsor
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:The Merry Wives of Windsor
GEORGE WASHINGTON (2)George Eventually Overthrew "Royal George". Everyone Wanted A Similar Hierarchy In National Government. "That's Over! Nevermore!" Roger Williams -- George Washington was highly instrumental in the success of the American Revolution. After victory, he was hailed as 'King George' and refused the title.
Names:Famous people:Politicians
History
GEORGE W BUSHGot Every Opportunity Republican Governor Ever Wanted - But United States Harmed Chris Kjelgaard
Names:Famous people:Politicians
GEORGE W. BUSHGet Elected Or Remain Governor Even When Beaten Under Some Hedges Rico Leffanta
Names:Famous people:Politicians
GEORGE W BUSH (2)Got Every Opportunity Republican Gilt Ever Worked - But Unusually Stupid Human Chris Kjelgaard
Names:Famous people:Politicians
GEORGE W. BUSH (2)Gets Evil Offensive Ruler, Genuine Empathy, Warmth, Best Underdog Succeeds Honors Jan Morgan
Names:Famous people:Politicians
GEORGE W BUSH (3)Gives Every Opportunity Republican Grafters Ever Want By Utilizing State Hubris Chris Kjelgaard
Names:Famous people:Politicians
GEORGE W BUSH (4)"Good Egg", Or Really Gifted, Excellent World-Beater? Unimpressive, Say Hecklers Chris Kjelgaard. Alternative endings could be "Usually Seems Harmless", "Unusually Strong Head", or "Unfathomable, Says Humanity", etc.
Names:Famous people:Politicians
GEORGIAGradually Eased Off Russia's Grip Into Autonomy. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
GEORGIA (2)Gin Eli Original, Rural Gifts In Area Jan Morgan - Cotton gin was invented by eli whitney, Gifts = crops of cotton for clothes etc and peanuts for peanut butter etc.
Places:States & Regions
GERADEGenuine Expression Reaffirming Apparent Dubious Exactness Grace Francis
Science:Linguistics:German Words
GERAINTGentle Errant Romantic, Arthurian Individual, Noble Traveller Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Myths & Legends:Arthurian Legend
GERALDGets Enchanted, Reading A Little Drama Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Male
GERMANYGreeted Eventual Reunification Magnificently After Numerous Years. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
GERTRUDEGenerates Enmity Realizing The Rogue Uncle's Despotic Ends Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Hamlet, Prince of Denmark
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Hamlet, Prince Of Denmark
GESTALTGenerality Exceeds (Somehow) The Analytically Logical Total Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science
GESTAPOGhastly Excess Shown To A People Overrun. Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Occupations
GESTAPO (2)Germans Employed Sadistic Thugs As Police Officers Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Occupations
GESTAPO (3)Gave Everyone Shivers, Taking Away People Obdurately Patricia Rix
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Occupations
GET A DANG PDAGreatly Expand Technological Abilities; Disregard Ancient Newtons' Greatness, Palms Do Admirably. Jeff Anonymous, after MISSING MOBILE PHONE - MY LIFE'S RUINED, explaining: Then it'll be harder to lose your phone book. With all due respect to the Newton, I seem to recall you having a USB Mac and I understand adapters can be a bit messy, especially with OS X. My Palm Tungsten C is pretty good; a bit pricey, but they make ones that are more economical, without Wi-Fi and whatnot.
Computers
Communication
GET BENTGet Exercise - Tae Bo Extinguishes Nervous Tension. Angela Brett
Words & Wordplay:Rudeness:Rude Advertising Slogans
GET DRUNKGulp Ethanol To Dull Responses, Uncountable Neurons Killed. Angela Brett
Drugs
GET STUFFEDGenuinely Exciting Travel! Special Trips Undertaken Featuring Farflung Exotic Destinations Tony McCoy O'Grady (see SHOVE OFF)
Words & Wordplay:Rudeness:Rude Advertising Slogans
GETTYSBURGGained Edge To Triumph Yesterday's Situation/Slavery, Battled Union's Resolute Goal Jan Morgan
Places:Towns & Cities
History
GET UP AND GOGreat Energy That Urges People Along... Now Don't Go Overboard! Angela Brett
Assorted Phrases
GFOURGigaflops For Ordinary Users - Revolutionary! Angela Brett
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
GHOSTGhoul Heckling Our Sleep Time Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Death
GHOST (2)Grief Has One Seeing Things Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Death
GHOULSGive Hundreds Of Undead Life, Symbolically Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Death
GIFTGiven In Friendly Transaction Angela Brett
People & Relationships
GIFT (2)Give It For Treat Edwin Hermann
People & Relationships
GIFTS OF ACRONYMSGiving Is For This Season Of Festivity. Acronymists Charter's 'Rule Of Namelessness' - - You Mustn't Speculate! ? when Angela wondered if the forum poster 'Santa Claus' was THE REAL SANTA CLAUS bringing us GIFTS OF ACRONYMS or A KNOWN ACRONYMIST IN DISGUISE.
Communication:Acronyms Forums:Mystery Posters
GIGABYTESGosh, Information Galore! And Building Yearly... Terabytes Emerging Soon. Angela Brett
Computers
GIGGLEGreatly Inspired Gleeful Guffaw... Laughing Ebulliantly Angela Brett
Laughter
GIMLIGrotty Inbred Man (Little Incomplete) Carl Brett
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:The Lord of the Rings
GIMLI (2)Goes Into Moria Less Intimidated Patricia Rix
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:The Lord of the Rings
GIMPGait Isn't Mighty Pretty Tony McCoy O'Hyphen
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
GINGreat, If Neat! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
GINGERGiving Individual Negotiates Great Encouragement Really Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
GINGER (2)Good In Nosh, Generates Extra Radiance. Tony
Food & Drink:Condiments:Herbs
GINSENGGenerally Its Nice, Sexually Enhances Naughty Geriatrics Tony
Food & Drink:Condiments:Herbs
GIRAFFEGigantic, If Ridiculous, Animal Feeds From Elevation Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Animals
GIRLGenerally I Rather Like'm Tony McCoy O'Grady, obviously speaking for KEYBOARD as well. ;^)
People & Relationships:Genderalisations
GIRLSGiggly Items, Require Loving Sometimes Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Genderalisations
GIRL SCOUTGives Into Reasonable Labor, Sells Cookies Occasionally, Unusual Treat Jan Morgan
Sports & Recreation:Scouts
GIRLS DON'T LIKE BOYS, GIRLS LIKE CARS AND MONEY.Get It Right, Lads! She Doesn't Only Need True Love (I Know Everyone Believes Only Your Soul's Goodness Is Really Likeable) She Likes Incredible Kit, Excess Capital And Racing Spoilers. All Now Demand Men Owe Nothing Except Yabber. Angela Brett, who disagrees with this lyric from 'Boys and Girls' by Good Charlotte.
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
Transport
Commerce:Money
GIUSEPPEGoes In Usual Steps, Eventually Pacing People's Enjoyment Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Male
GIVEGift Is Vicariously Enjoyed Angela Brett
Assorted Verbs
GIVE (2)Generosity Is Very Enjoyable Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Verbs
GLADIATORGory Life And Death In Arenae - Tale Of Rome Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:Movies
GLADYSGorgeous Lady Adores Doing You Soon! Rico Leffanta
Names:First names:Female
GLANSGenital Lingo Associated Naughty Sexuality Kenny Roy
Science:Biology:Body Parts
GLASSGlossy 'Lucent Article, Secures Sustenance. Gavin Lambert ('lucent as in 'translucent')
Household Objects:Eating Utensils
GLASS (2)"Gimme Lotsa Alcohol!", Some Say Gavin Lambert
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
Household Objects:Eating Utensils
GLASS (3)Get Lacerated As Some Shatters Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
GLASS (4)Good Lagers Are Sipped Slowly Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
Household Objects:Eating Utensils
GLASS (5)Guilty Lurker's A Secret Spectator Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Nouns
GLASSELGood-Looking At Sea Side, Elsewhere Lacklustre. Angela Brett ('Glassel' is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as being, 'A seaside pebble which was shiny and interesting when wet, and which is now a lump of rock, which children nevertheless insist on filing their suitcases with after the holiday.
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
GLASSESGood-Looking Angela Sees Smallprint Extra Sharply. Angela Brett, who has perfect close-up sight.
Household Objects:Clothing:Jewellery & Accessories
GLASSES (2)Geriatrics Lacking Acuity Sometimes Seek Enhanced Sight. Angela Brett
Household Objects:Clothing:Jewellery & Accessories
GLASSES (3)Good Looking, A Spectacle... Strange Equivocal Synonyms Angela Brett
Words & Wordplay
Household Objects:Clothing:Jewellery & Accessories
GLENDOWERGenerally Legendary. Evinces No Deeds Of Wonder - Essentially Ranting! Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's King Henry IV
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:King Henry IV
GLITCHGood Lord! Imperfect Timing Causes Havoc! Angela Brett, after hearing about how delays in electricity flowing through logic gates can cause glitches in electronic circuits.
Science:Electronics
GLOBALGreen Lives Oblige Being Active Locally Tony McCoy O'Grady (A slogan of the Green Party is 'Think Globally, Act Locally')
Politics
GLOBE TROTTINGGlamourous Life/Lust Of Being Elsewhere, Then Returning Only To Totally Ignore Native Geography. Angela Brett, while pondering her globe trotting planned for mid-2004.
Sports & Recreation:Travel
GLORYGod's Love Often Revives You Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion
GLOSSGain Little Off Shiny Surface Tony McCoy O'Grady, who, after reading PAINT, said 'Now, I'm all in favour of warning people of things which are inedible but I am unconvinced that paint (in all its guises) is inedible so, on the assumption that either it is bad for one, or good for one, I've devised a dual system of acronyms....'
Food & Drink:Home(-cooked) Improvement:Paint
GLOSS (2)Good Lunching On Sleek Surface Tony McCoy O'Grady, to balance GLOSS
Food & Drink:Home(-cooked) Improvement:Paint
GLOUCESTERGreat Lord's Obsequies Unleash Civil Enmity & Strife That Engulf Realm Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to Shakespeare's King Henry VI
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:King Henry VI
GLOUCESTER (2)Gouged, Looses Ocular Utility. Considers Edgar Seditious - That's Eventually Rectified Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's (The Tragedy of) King Lear
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:(The Tragedy Of) King Lear
GMGarbage Motors Rob s
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Transport:Car Makes & Models
GNATGrand Natural After Taste Rico Leffanta
Science:Biology:Insects:Edible(?)
GNATSGet Needlessly Aggressive, Then Strike Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Insects
GNUGood News, Usually Steve Keate (GNU actually stands for 'Gnu's Not Unix' and is a project by the free software foundation to make a free alternative to Unix.)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers
GNU (2)Gates Now Unhappy Steve Keate
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers
GO AND TAKE A RUNNING JUMP AT YOURSELFGo On A Novel Discovery Trip - Adults & Kids Enjoy A Romp Unearthing Neolithic Novelties In Northern Greece - Just Under Mount Parnassus. A Thrilling Year Of Unparalleled Richness. Special Educational Lessons Featured. Tony McCoy O'Grady (see SHOVE OFF)
Words & Wordplay:Rudeness:Rude Advertising Slogans
GO APPLESGenius Operating And Programming! Please Leave Entirely Solitary! Tony McCoy O'Grady, saying 'On the understanding that people hate to be interrupted while programming, here's a sign to hang on your door...'
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
GO APPLES (2)Gone Overboard At Pretending Placidness... Losing Extant Sanity. Angela Brett, thinking that 'go apples' could have a similar meaning to 'go bananas'.
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments:Mental Illness
GOATGnaws On Any Thing! Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Animals
GOAT (2)Gamboling Over A Tor Patricia Rix
Science:Biology:Animals
GOAT CHEESEGet Olives And Tomatoes & Chevre - Harmonise Everything, Exquisite Salad Experience TMcCO'G
Food & Drink
GO AWAYGo On, Ask, We'll Astound You. Angela Brett (see SHOVE OFF)
Words & Wordplay:Rudeness:Rude Advertising Slogans
GO AWAY, NOW!Get On A Wing, And You'll Navigate Our World. Angela Brett (see SHOVE OFF)
Words & Wordplay:Rudeness:Rude Advertising Slogans
GOBBLEGorge On Big Bites, Lacking Etiquette Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink
GOBLINGenerally Objectionable Bugger Lacking In Niceness TMcCO'G - who recalls that in any fairytale, the pixies were usually good, but goblins were always nasty
Art & Literature:Myths & Legends:Mythical Creatures
GOBSMACKEDGenuinely Overcome By Speechlessness. Mouth Apparently Completely Knackered - Extremely Dumbfounded. Tony McCoy O'Grady, who was gobsmacked that Jeff acronymised his forum post - see http://www.co.nz/cgi/forums/list.cgi?id=acronyms&user=&session=&root=983076143
Assorted Adjectives
Communication:Acronyms Forums
GODGreat Omniscient Deity Angela Brett
Religion
GOD (2)Great Omnipotent Deity Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion
GOD (3)General Overall Deity Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion
GOD (4)Great Omnipresent Deity Angela Brett
Religion
GOD (5)Goliath's, Or Davids? Angela Brett... A lot of people seem to fight each other because they believe in different gods - the Old Testament is littered with stories of God helping the Israelites defeat their enemies. I wonder how bible stories would read if told by the other side.
Religion
GOD (6)Generous, Or Destructive? Angela Brett - some churches (at least Reverend Lovejoy's one on The Simpsons!) lean towards the idea that if we don't do exactly what God says we'll all burn in hell. Others describe a more benevolent God.
Religion
GOD (7)Gender's Often Debated Angela Brett - Most texts refer to God as 'He' although there are jokes about God being female and logically (if logic even applies to gods) God is neither.
Religion
People & Relationships:Genderalisations
GOD (8)Guess One's Desires Angela Brett (there are so many arguments and no direct ways of finding out what a god might want us to do.)
Religion
GOD (9)Gestalt Of Devotees Angela Brett
Religion
GOD (10)Greets Our Dead Angela Brett
Religion
GOD (11)Goodness On Demand Angela Brett
Religion
GOD (12)Giver, Observer, Destroyer. Angela Brett
Religion
GOD (13)Generated Our Domain Angela Brett
Religion
GODFATHERSGentlemen On Deity's Faith Assignments To Help Educate, Redeem & Save Tony, responding to a request for a name for a men's ministry
Religion:Men's Ministry
GOD IS GOODGenerator Of Divine Inspiration Should Get Our Ongoing Devotion Angela Brett
Religion
GOD LOVES YOU VERY MUCHGreat One Doesn't Look On Viciously, Expecting Something You're Obviously Unable. Vices Embraced... Remember Your Most Unsaintly Characteristic -- Humanity! Angela Brett (If God loves me very much, He wouldn't send me to HELL whatever petty evil I were involved in... and certainly not for simply being imperfect.)
Religion
GODMOTHERGood Old Dame Minding Other Transient Humans Extra Responsibilities Mary Carr
People & Relationships:Family
GOD, MOTHERHOOD AND APPLE PIEGet Overseas Deals Made, Or Those Happy Exports Return Home Out-Of-Date, And Nobody Does Anything Promoting Patriotism, & Licking Enemy People Into Eternity. Tony McCoy O'Grady - see CLIMATE VISION
Politics
GODSGenerous Omni Developers Share Angela Brett, because the Omni Group (http://omnigroup.com) makes some excellent products for Mac OS X, including frameworks for other Cocoa developers to use. Some might regard the Omni folk as GODS.
Computers:Programming:Cocoa
GODS (2)Greek? One Doesn't Suffice. Angela Brett
Religion:Greek Gods & Goddesses
GODS (3)Glut Of Different Sorts Angela Brett
Religion
GODS (4)Glut Of Denominational Schisms Angela Brett
Religion
GOETHEGo Open Every Telltale Heart Enthusiastically Rico Leffanta
Art & Literature:Writers
GOING POSTALGetting Outraged! I'm Nervous, Galled, Pissed, Overwrought, Spiteful: Totally A Loony This seems to be a British sites (or at least has a lot of words and sayings I'm not familiar with, or know are British -- But I think Brits might know the history of our good old American term of violence... It's just some of the good ol' American way of making a joke out of utter tragedy. As you may know, some people in this country have a habit of settling their differences with guns. And there's an odd sort of category of crime where someone who is disgruntled at work will show up with a loaded semi-automatic and just start blasting at whomever he sees.This type of crime really came into being about 20 or 30 years ago, when there was a rash of these crimes -- all being committed at post offices by postal employees. So.. it's tragic... innocent employees being killed by some loony who's just angry about his job situation. That's how it picked up the name "Going postal." It basically means someone getting angry enough that you'd best get away because you just don't know if he's going to snap and do something violent. Or if you're feeling that way, you could say that you're going postal. The phrase has moved away from the true violent meaning to a more manageable lower-key feeling that we all feel at some time.
People & Relationships:Emotions
GOLDGood Old Lucre, Delightful! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry:Elements
GOLD (2)Geniality Of Long Duration Angela Brett, referring to what is traditionally the gold (50th) wedding anniversary.
Time:Special Occasions:Wedding Anniversaries
GOLD (3)Glittering Ore Lures Diggers. Roger Williams
Science:Chemistry:Elements
GOLDENGuess One's Love Does Endow Nicely Jan Morgan
Time:Special Occasions:Wedding Anniversaries
GOLDIEGives Owner Love, Devoted In Enjoyment Jan Morgan -- name of a cat
Names:Pet Names
GOLDIE HAWNGiggly Outrageous Laughter Does Indeed Eventually Help A Woman's Needs Rico Leffanta
Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses
GOLDIE HAWN (2)Gives Off Love, Devoted In Enjoyment, Has Awesome Whimsical Nature Jan Morgan
Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses
GOLDILOCKS AND THE THREE BEARSGirl Of Little Decency Intrudes, Looks Over Cottage Kitchen (Seats Are Nearly Demolished) The Harridan Even Tastes Hirsute Redisents Edibles - Eventually Bed's Eagerly Assayed - Result: Sleep Tony McCoy O'Grimm
Art & Literature
GOLFGame Over Lovely Fairways Tony McCoy O'Grady
Sports & Recreation
GOLF (2)Greens Often Look Fabulous Tony McCoy O'Grady
Sports & Recreation
GOLF (3)Gentlemen Oppose Ladies Fourball Tony McCoy O'Grady, mentioning that golf clubs can be very. very sexist! :-(
Sports & Recreation
GOLF (4)Green Overshot; Loudly, "Fore!" Roger Williams
Sports & Recreation
GOLF (5)Gives One Leisurely/Little Fun Jan Morgan
Sports & Recreation
GOLGIGood Old Lipoproteins Get Instructed Angela Brett, after someone told her that a golgi apparatus is a 'structure where proteins go to college.'
Science:Biology
Education
GOLGI (2)Gulper Of Leftover Garbage, Indeed. Angela Brett
Science:Biology
GONADGenerates Ova Night And Day Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Body Parts
GONERILGrowing Obsessively Nasty, Ends Regan's Imperious Life Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's (The Tragedy of) King Lear
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:(The Tragedy Of) King Lear
GONE WITH THE WINDGood Old Novel Enables Women In Their Homes To Hope Everything Will Improve Next Day Rico Leffanta
Entertainment:Movies
GONE WRONGGenerating Overly Nasty Error Wreaks Ruin - Obviously Not Good Typo McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Disaster
GONZALOGeriatric Old Nestor - Zealous And Loyally Objective Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's The Tempest
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:The Tempest
GOODGreatly Overused, Ordinary Declaration. Angela Brett
Assorted Adjectives
GOOD (2)Glosses Over One's Depression Angela Brett, because most people say, 'good' or something similar when asked how they are, regardless of their true situations.
Assorted Adjectives
People & Relationships:Emotions
GOODBYEGone Out-Of-Date By Yesterday Evening Tony McCoy O'Grady who pays little or no attenttion to the 'best-before-date' on food, on the principle that if it looks ok, it probably is ok :-)
Food & Drink
GOOD DAYGenerosity Of Others Definitely Does Affect You Angela Brett
Assorted Phrases
Time
People & Relationships
GOOD GUYGunman, Out Of Decency, Got Ugly Yobbos Tony McCoy O'Grady - referring to how Hollywood depicted 'bad guys' as ugly.
People & Relationships
Entertainment
GOOD HEALTHGet Out Of Doctor's Hands, Enjoy A Life That's Happy Tony McCoy O'Hypochondriac
Science:Biology:Healthcare
GOODNIGHTGoodness Oh Oh Dear Now Its Going Home Time Messy Eater, During a conversation
Assorted Phrases
Time
GOODNIGHTS"Getting Off" On Doorstep, Now I Grope Her Thighs Sexily Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
GOOD NIGHT, SLEEP TIGHT, DON'T LET THE BEDBUGS BITEGot Over One Day. Now I'm Going Home To Slumber Leaving Encroaching Enemy Pests To Infect George's Half. They Disappear Once Night Time Leaves. Every Time They Have Eaten Bloody Evidence Develops - Being Unconscious, Guys Scratch Bothersome Itches To Excess Tony McCoy O'Grady and Patricia Rix
Assorted Phrases:Sayings
Art & Literature:Nursery Rhymes
GOOD OR BADGet Out Of Doldrums Of Reasonable But Amoral Deeds. Angela Brett, in response to an unsuccessful search, because life wouldn't be as interesting if we only did things that were neither good nor bad.
People & Relationships
GOOGLEGoing Off On Gigantic Lexicon Enterprise W. Kline
Computers:Internet
GOOGLE (2)Global Operation Often Goes Locating Expressions Tony McCoy O'Grady
Computers:Internet
GOOGLE (3)Great Oracle - Only Gives Live Entries Gavin Lambert
Computers:Internet
GOOGLE (5)Google Organizes Our General Links Everyday Apronymous Anonymous
Computers:Internet
GOSPELGiving Orders So People Expect Love Rico Leffanta
Religion
GOSPEL (2)God's Own Scriptural Prospective, Eternally Learning Jan Morgan
Religion
GOSSIPGabbling Openly, Some Spicy Information's Passed Tony McCoy O'Grady
Communication
GOTHGory Overdone Teenagers Hurting wishes
People & Relationships
GO TO HELLGoing On Tour Of Hades, Enduring Lucifer's Location Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Phrases
Religion
GO TO WORKGet Off To Office - Wages Only Restock Kitchen TMcCO'G
People & Relationships:The Workforce
GOTTA GOGetting On To The Activity, Gaiting Overload Jan Morgan
Communication:Hello & Goodbye
GOUACHEGenerally One Using Artist's Colouring Hastens Enteritis Tony McCoy O'Grady (see GLOSS)
Food & Drink:Home(-cooked) Improvement:Paint
GOUACHE (3)Generations Old. Useful Artisans Colourant. Hydration Essential. omnicronos
Art & Literature
GOVERNANCEGetting On's Very Essential Requirement - Needing A Nominated Central Executive Tony McCoy O'Grady
Politics
GOWANSTOWNGowanstown, Oh What A Name! Surely That Only Was Nonsense. Rob Rix
Places:Towns & Cities:Canada
GOWERGallant Officer's Worth Earns Respect Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's King Henry V
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:King Henry V
GOWNGraduate's Otherwise Wearing Nothing Angela Brett, a few weeks before graduating - there are bound to be pranksters who wear nothing under the gown.
Household Objects:Clothing:Academic Regalia
GPFGreatly Pooched Files Sean Lamb, referring to the results of a General Protection Fault.
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Windows
GRAALGame Really Addicts, Albeit Latency Jeff Anonymous, referring to the game found at http://graalonline.com
Computers:Games
GRACEGod Regularly Advances Considerable Encouragement Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion
Names:First names:Female
GRADEGenerally Railroads Aren't Deliberately Elevated Sean Lamb (The easiest tracks on which to control trains are perfectly level [with a 0% grade] and perfectly straight)
Transport:Trains
GRADUANDGirl Restlessly Awaits Departing University, And Newlywon Diploma. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Education
GRADUATIONGet Ready Academics... Depart University And Turn Into Overpaid Novices Angela Brett
Education
Time:Special Occasions
GRAMMEGravity 'Reaching At' Mass, Measures Everything Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Mathematics:Measurement
GRAPEGenerally Round And Plump Eats Sean Lamb
Food & Drink
Time:Special Occasions:Christmas
GRAPE IMACGag, Retch... Argh! Purple Equipment Isn't Meal... Actually Computer! Angela Brett
Computers:Do Not Eat:iMac Fruit Salad
GRAPHICSGlobally Recognised Artwork Perhaps Had Initial Computer Sketch Tony McCoy O'Grady
Computers
Art & Literature
GRASSGet Real - A Super Smoke Eric Bridgstock
Drugs:Cannabis
GRASS (2)Green Rushes. Authentic Soccer Surface Eric Bridgstock
Science:Biology:Plants
GRASS (3)Grows Rapidly And Seldom Stops Edwin Hermann
Science:Biology:Plants
GRASS IS ALWAYS GREENERGenerally Remoter Aspects Seem Superior, It's Said. Anything Local Will Appear Yucky & Stale. Going Raises Excited Expectations Never Eventually Realised TMcCO'G
Assorted Phrases:Sayings
GRAVEGrievers Remember A Vanished Embodyment Angela Brett
Places
People & Relationships:Death
GRAVELERGreat Rock Attacks Violently Electrabuzzes, Lanturns, Electrodes, & Raichus Jeff Anonymous (who decided to do Pokemon #75 as his 75th accepted acronym)
Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon
GRAVESGod Requests A Visit, Eternal Souls. Angela Brett
Places
People & Relationships:Death
GRAVITHOLUSGenerally Reported Alberta Vertebrate Is This Herbivore. Owns Large, Unusual Skull Sean Lamb (Gravitholus, discovered in Alberta, had a skull that was wider and thicker than others of the same age)
Science:Biology:Animals:Dinosaurs
GRAVITYGround's Rushing And Velocity Is Terminal, Yikes! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Physics
Sports & Recreation:Parachuting
GRAVITY BARGuinness Room's Awesome View Impresses Tourists, Your Beers Are Ready. Angela Brett (The Gravity Bar, at the Guinness brewery in Dublin, has an almost 360 degree view of the city.)
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
Places:Buildings
GREAT DAYGeneral Revelry - Everyone's Agreed That Diversions Aren't Yawnful Tony McCoy O'Grady
Time
GREAT EXPECTATIONSGot Roused, Eagerly Anticipating Tremendous Events. Xciting Prospects / Endings Can Tempt Anyone To Imagine Outlandish Nonrational Stuff TMcCO'G
Art & Literature:Book Titles
GREAT YEARGet Ready, Everyone, As Tony's Year Exceeds All Records! Angela Brett, on Tony's birthday.
Time
GREEDGreat Riches Exercise Eminent Domain Rico Leffanta, who explains that (according to U.S. Senator Daniel K. Inouye), the Congress of the United States of America have yet to honour ONE single treaty made with any native people of North America. As an example, greedy ranchers wanted land for their cattle, farmers wanted water for their crops, and miners wanted the minerals on Fort Apache Indian Reservation, so - despite the treaty - Congress reduced the size of the Reservation FIVE times by 'restoring' the land to the public domain (illegal, since it never previously formed part or parcel of the public domain) as a National Forest, which permits greedy ranchers, farmers, and miners to 'develop' the natural resources.
Politics
GREED (2)Good Riddance, Extremely Evil Doofus! Jeff Anonymous (to be said at the funeral of EBENEZER SCROOGE)
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
GREEN (2)Generally Reflects Energetic, Emergent Nature Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Adjectives:Colours
GREEN (3)Generally Reveals Earth's Effusive Nature Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Adjectives:Colours
GREEN (4)Grass Ranges Earth Enveloping Nurturing Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Science:Biology:Plants
Assorted Adjectives:Colours
GREER GARSONGirl Romantically Encountering Erotic Rascals Going Around Rapidly Seducing Over Nothing Rico Leffanta
Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses
GREETINGSGladly Reveals Enmity's Elapsed, Then I'll Now Gesture 'Salutations' Tony McCoy O'Grady
Communication:Hello & Goodbye
GREGORIANGenius Reorganised Everything, Greatly Organising Rearrangements In Annual Notation TMcCO'G
Time
GRENADAGetting Rather Edgy, Neighbours Air-Dropped Advisers. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
GREYGenerally Reveals Elderly Years Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Adjectives:Colours
Time:Age
GRIEVOUSGrave Robber Is Extolling Virtues Of Using Shovel Angela Brett (grave robbing is rather a grievous thing to do.)
People & Relationships:Death
GRIMACEGod, Really I Must Abide Chelsea Everafter! Tony McCoy O'Grady, complaining about Angela's ideas to include the sounds of her niece Chelsea in this stack.
People & Relationships:Emotions
GRINCHGrumbling Recluse Is Not Completely Happy Tony McCoy O'Grady - Who doesn't know what a 'grinch' is, but saw the video once or twice too often at work over Christmas :-(
Entertainment:Movies
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters
Time:Special Occasions:Christmas
GRIPGrasp Rigidly In Palm Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Verbs
GRIP (2)Gloves Required If Prickly Patricia Rix
Assorted Verbs
GRIPEGirls Ridiculing Innate Penis Envy Rico Leffanta
Assorted Verbs
GRIZZLY BEARGiant Runs In Zig Zags, Leaving Your Body Eaten And Rotting Patricia Rix
Science:Biology:Animals
GROCERY STORESGarbage Recycling Outlets Circulating Everyday Resources You Should Taste Or Replenish Existing Supplies Rico Leffanta
Food & Drink:Food Outlets
GROKGenuine Revelations Of Knowledge Roger Williams
People & Relationships:Thoughts
GROOMGentleman Registering Oath Of Matrimony Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Marriage & Divorce
GROOM (2)Guy Rejoices Over Only Mate Roger Williams
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Marriage & Divorce
GROUCHGarbagebin - Resident Oscar Usually Called Home Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:TV shows
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters
GROUCHYGrumpy Response Of Unhappy Chap Hurts You Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
GROUNDHOGGluttonous Rodent Opens Underground Nest, Digs His Own Grave Patricia Rix
Science:Biology:Animals
GROUPIE (2)Girl (Regularly Of Underagedness) & Popstar Intertact Erotically Nanker Phelge
People & Relationships
Entertainment
GROUP THAT SAVES SCHOOLSGathers Rallying Over Underfunded Public Teaching-Houses, As Teachers' Salaries And Valuable Education Shouldn't Stop 'Cause Honchos Overseeing Our Laws Say. Angela Brett, not on any particular group but responding to an unsuccessful search.
Politics
Education
GROWSGiven Resources Opportunists Win Sales! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Commerce
GROWTHGetting Rounder... Or Wider... Taller... Heavier Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology
GRUBGreat Raw Useless Boiled Rico Leffanta
Science:Biology:Insects:Edible(?)
GRUFFGravelly Responses Usually Frustrates Feelings Jan Morgan
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
GRUMPY (2)Girls Rarely Understand Male Phallic Yearnings Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Emotions
GUACAMOLEGooey, Unusual Avocado Concoction Among Most Outrageous Luncheon Eatables Melanie Merswolke
Food & Drink:Condiments
GUAMGunned-Up American Militiamen Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
GUARANAGets Users Active - Regarded As Natural Aphrodisiac Tony
Food & Drink:Condiments:Herbs
GUARD DOGGet Up And Run... Dogs Don't Only Growl! Roger Williams
Science:Biology:Animals
GUARDIAN ANGELGod's Unique Agents, Religiously Drawing Individuals Along, Nearer And Nearer Gaining Eternal Life Tony McCoy O'Afterlife
Religion
GUATEMALAGenerally Upland, Although There Exists Much At Lower Altitudes. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
GUCCIGirl's Underwear Can Create 'Incident' Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects:Clothing
GUFFAWGloriously Uproarious Feelings For A While Tony McCoy O'Grady
Laughter
GUFFAW (2)Gut Undulates From Fun And Wit Angela Brett
Laughter
GUICIDEGraphical User Interface Crashed... Instant Disaster Ensued! Angela Brett, pondering whether deinstalling a GUI (Graphical User Interface) would be committing 'guicide'
Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words
Computers
GUICIDE (2)Gnome User Intentionally Caused Its Death, Evidently. Angela Brett (Gnome is a Linux GUI)
Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words
Computers:Linux
GUICIDE AFTERMATHGreat, Unintuitive Incoherent Commands Involved During Everyday Actions. For This, Everything Requires Mindpower - All Too Hard! Angela Brett
Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words
Computers
GUIDEGets Used, Individual's Direction Essential Jan Morgan
Assorted Nouns
GUIDE (2)Gives "U" Individual Direction, Essential Jan Morgan
Assorted Nouns
GUIDOGuides Unsighted Italian Dog-Owner TMcCO'G - who feels that Guido would be a great name for an Italian's Guide-Dogs-For-The-Blind Labrador
Names:Pet Names
GUILTYGot Unknown Interlocutor? Likely Tony, Yes? Tony McCoy O'Grady, when someone posted as 'Trickertreat' on the forums and we were wondering if it was Tony. It was.
Communication:Acronyms Forums:Mystery Posters
GUINEAGently Undulating Is Neat Encyclopedia's Attribution. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
GUINEA-BISSAUGovernment Uses Its National Earnings At Building Its Seafishing. Subsistence Agriculture Usual. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
GUITARGood Unplugged Instrument To Acclaim Righteousness Grace Francis
Entertainment:Music:Instruments
GUITAR (2)Get Up In Tune And Ready Jason Wilcox
Entertainment:Music:Instruments
GUITAR (3)Gut - Usually It's Tense And Reverberative Tony McCoy O'Grady, as an example of something which is worse with NO STRINGS ATTACHED (Six String Guitar)
Entertainment:Music:Instruments
GUMGlue - Usually Mucilage Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects
Science:Biology:Plants:Trees
GUNGreat Unusual Names Jan Morgan
Military:Weapons
GUN (2)Good/Guided/Guarded Usage Necessary Jan Morgan
Military:Weapons
GUN (3)Gear Unpopular Notoriously Jan Morgan
Military:Weapons
GUNS (2)Gadgets Utilize Needed Security Jan Morgan
Military:Weapons
GUN SALUTEGive Umpteen Numbered Shots As Laurels (Usually Toward Elsewhere) Angela Brett
Military
GURGLEGullet Utters Rolling Groan-Like Effect Tony McCoy O'Daddy
Assorted Nouns:Noises
GURUGenius Usually Reveals 'Unknowable' Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion:Religious Occupations
GURU (2)Geek Using Real Unix Angela Brett, when the installers at a Linux installfest were called gurus.
Computers:Linux
GUYANAGenerally Undisturbed, Yet Arable Near Atlantic. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
GWENGood Welsh Effeminate Name Angela Brett (Gwendolyn is a Welsh name meaning fair haired)
Names:First names:Female
GYARADOS'Goldfish' Yields A Rare Atrocious Dragon Of Size Angela Brett (Gyarados is Pokemon #130)
Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon
GYMNASTICSGirls & Young Men Now Attempt Stretches That Impossibly Curve Spine Angela Brett
Sports & Recreation
GYPSYGreases Your Psychic Secret Yearnings Rico Leffanta
Religion
GYROSCOPEGenerates Year-Round Output. Spins Constantly Once Properly Established Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Physics
GYROSCOPICGet Yours! Rotates Omnidirectionally So Centre Of Positition Is Constant. Angela Brett
Science:Physics
GYROSTABILIZERGod! You're Rolling Over! Stop That! Aircraft Begins Inclining, Luckily Implement Zeroes Endangering Rotation. Angela Brett
Science:Physics
GYTRASHGhost You Think Real, Apparition Seemingly 'Here' Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Death
GYVEGot You! Villain's Entrapped. Angela Brett
Assorted Nouns
GYVE (2)Give Yon Vessel Embargo! Rico Leffanta
Assorted Nouns
GYVE (3)Gives You Vanquished Experience Jan Morgan
Assorted Nouns
HAHappy Acclamation Tony McCoy O'Grady
Laughter
HABAKKUKHow A Baleful Avenger Kills, Kiboshes Ungodly's Kin. Sue Johnson
Religion:Bible books
HAGGAIHeaven Awaits. Glorify God. Arise, Israel! Sue Johnson
Religion:Bible books
HAGRIDHuge Adult Gives Rare Insights Disconcertedly Jan Morgan -- Harry Potter friend always backs himself into a corner and has to explain himself in a very unsettled way "I shouldn't have said that"
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:Harry Potter
HAGSHardly A Gladsome Sight Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships
HAGUEHere Amsterdam Girls Use Eurodollars Rico Leffanta
Places:Towns & Cities
HA-HAHardly A Hilarious Acronym Tony McCoy O'Grady, in response to FLAME and FIRE (3)
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
HAHAHarder Acronyms Hamper Angela Angela Brett, when it took her a while to respond to a challenge to acronymise haha, after she'd said she couldn't resist acronymising capitalised words.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
HAHA (2)Has A Heifer Astounded Tony McCoy O'Grady, who explains that a ha-ha - lowercase - is a sunken fence which keeps cattle away from the grounds immediately surrounding a house, without spoiling the view with walls, hedges or fences.
Assorted Nouns
HAILHas Aerial Ice Landed Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Meteorology
HAIL (2)Hard - And Icy - Lumps TMcCO'G
Science:Meteorology
HAIL (3)Hops As It Lands TMcCO'G
Science:Meteorology
HAIRHeat, And Its Retention Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Body Parts
HAIRCUTHacking Around Irrationally Razor Cutting Uniform Tresses Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene
HAITIHurricanes Annually Inundate This Island. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
HALHe's Artificial Lunacy Angela Brett, referring to the computer in '2001: A Space Odyssey'
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters
HALLIBURTONHalliburton's American Leader Lifts Income By Usurping Regime-Terrorized Oil Nation Chris Kjelgaard. Knew what I wanted to get across and just tried a variety of word combinations until I found one that seemed to fit. "Halliburton's American leader" is, of course, former CEO Dick Cheney, the Vice President of the USA and the man who many people in the USA believe really makes the Presidential decisions.
Commerce:Companies
Politics
HALL OF FAMEHave A Laugh... Lots Of Fantastically Funny Acronyms Might Eventuate. Angela Brett (The Acronyms Hall of Fame is at http://acronyms.co.nz/halloffame.html)
Computers:Internet:Apronyms Website
HALL OF FAME (2)Here's A Long List Outlining Fully Famous Acronym Makers Everywhere Tony McCoy O'Grady
Computers:Internet:Apronyms Website:Page Titles
HALL OF FAME (3)Here Anthony Looks Like One Fine Fellow... Added Most Expansions. Angela Brett
Computers:Internet:Apronyms Website:Page Titles
HALLOWEENHouselights And Lanterns Light One's Way Entreating Each Neighbour. Angela Brett
Time:Special Occasions
HALLOWEEN (2)Happens Annually Letting Loads Of Weefolk Eat Excessive Nuts Tony McCoy O'Grady
Time:Special Occasions
HALLOWEEN (3)Horrid American Lads & Lasses On Wilding Escapades Enrage Neighbours Tony McCoy O'Grady
Time:Special Occasions
HALLOWEEN (4)Horrible And Lashably Laughable 'Oliday Wickedly, Even Extremely, Needless. Jeff Anonymous, after spending $35 on Halloween candy to pass out.
Time:Special Occasions
HALOHer Angelic Love Observed Rico Leffanta
Religion
HALTHorrible... Athome Locks Transactions. Jeff Anonymous, in reference to his ISP halting trading at 14 cents.
Commerce
HALT (2)Have A Little Time Angela noticed that part of the title of a song by Dido forms an unintentional (I assume) apronym.
Time
HAMHoliday-Appearing Meat Sean Lamb
Food & Drink
Time:Special Occasions:Christmas
HAMISHHome's A Mountaintop In Scottish Highlands Tony McCoy OTartan
Names:First names:Male
HAMLETHaunted And Maddened - Life Ends Tragically Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Hamlet, Prince Of Denmark
HAMPERSHinder[s] Angela's MP3 Player's Expected Reception Speed Angela Brett, several days after her IPOD was supposed to arrive, on finding out that due to an influx of CHRISTMAS HAMPERS some smaller packages are getting lost.
Communication
Time:Special Occasions:Christmas
HAM SANDWICH THEOREMHere's A Mathematical Statement Anyone (Not Dealing With Integrals) Can Hungrily Test. Halve Exactly Outer Rolls, Even Meat. Angela Brett (From the Collins dictionary of Mathematics: ham sandwich theorem, n, a colourful name for the theorem that given three volumes in Euclidean three-space, there is at least one plane which simultaneously bisects the three volumes. As a consequence, any sandwich may be cut in such a way that the two pieces have equal amounts of filling and equal amounts of each slice of bread.)
Science:Mathematics
Food & Drink
HANDHard Acronym Not Done Angela Brett, when Steve was trying to think of a HAND acronym and then asked her for an expansion when he couldn't think of one.
Science:Biology:Body Parts
HAND (2)His/Hers Are Nearly Dry Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects:Towels
HAND (3)Human Appendage Noticed Daily Kenny Roy
Science:Biology:Body Parts
HANDSHave Above Nine Digits, Sometimes. Steve Keate
Science:Biology:Body Parts
HANDSHAKEHoping A Nasty Deal Somehow Has A Kiss Enclosed Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships
Commerce
HANDSHAKE (2)Hope A Nice Deal Still Has A Kind Ending Tamara Parisio
People & Relationships
Commerce
HANDSOMEHas A Nice 'Dial' - Showing Off Much Enamel Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene
HANDY HINTHer Answers Never Deny You'll Have Intercourse Next Time Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
HANDYMANHusband's Apparently Now Doing Yearly Maintenance Around Nest. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
People & Relationships:Genderalisations
HANDYSHorrifically Abused Noun Denoting Your Sellfone! Grace Francis
Science:Linguistics:German Words
HANGOVERHow Agonizing! Not Good! Oh, Vengeful Elixir Residue! Roger Williams
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
HANNAHHere's A Nice Name - And How! Angela Brett and Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:First names:Female
HANNIBALHopkins (Again Needing Nutrition) Is Back As Lecter. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:Movies
HANSHas A Nutty Scalp Angela Brett, referring to HANS MOLEMAN - HOMER once kissed him on the head and exclaimed, 'It's just like kissing a peanut!'
Entertainment:TV shows:The Simpsons
HANS MOLEMANHis Appearance Needs Seeing Massive Over-Large Eyeglasses, Much Alopecia Noted! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:TV shows:The Simpsons
HANS THOMASHis Autobiographic Novel Spans Two Hundred Or More Autumn Seasons! Angela Brett, referring to the character in 'The Solitaire Mystery' by Jostein Gaarder
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:The Solitaire Mystery
HAPLOCANTHOSAURUSHuge Animal Probably Lived Off Cuttings And Not Tenderlons. Historically Often Seen Around Utah Region, United States Sean Lamb (Haplocanthosaurus was an herbivore; remains of this species have been found in Colorado, Wyoming and Utah)
Science:Biology:Animals:Dinosaurs
HAPPINESSHaving A Pleasant Profile Involves Not Enjoying Someone's Sadness Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Emotions
HAPPINESS (2)Having A Pleasant Perception In Natural Enviroment Successfully Satisfied Jan Morgan
People & Relationships:Emotions
HAPPYHappy Apple PowerBook Posessor. Yippee! Tony McCoy O'Grady, when Angela got a new PowerBook and was very HAPPY about it.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
People & Relationships:Emotions
HAPPY (2)Having A Perfectly Productive Yield Jan Morgan
People & Relationships:Emotions
HAPPY (3)Heavenly Angel Perpetually Pleases You Jan Morgan
People & Relationships:Emotions
HAPPY B-DAYHere's A Present, Proving You've Blocked Death Another Year. Angela Brett
Time:Special Occasions
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANTHONY!Here's A Properly Phony Year... Because In Roman, The (Heard) Digits Announce You're Allowed Non-Truths. Have One Neat Year! Angela Brett, when Tony became old enough to li about his age.
Words & Wordplay
Time:Special Occasions
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TONY!Hardly A Party Pooper, You'll Be Incrementing 'Round The Helios' Digits, Announcing 'Yippee! Tony O'Grady's New Year!' Angela Brett
Time:Special Occasions
HAPPY CHRISTMASHave A Peaceful Prosperous Year! Celebrate Heartily, Revel Indecently, Sensuously To Mark Ancient Saturnalia. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Time:Special Occasions:Christmas
HAPPY CHRISTMAS (2)Have A Peaceful, Pleasant Yule, Colleagues. Hopefully Resulting In Some Truly Marvellous Acronymic Spectaculars! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Time:Special Occasions:Christmas
HAPPY HOLIDAYSHoping Acronymists Pass Peaceful Yuletide, Havering Over Last Initial's Dubiety Always Yields Satisfaction Tony McCoy O'Grady
Time:Special Occasions
HAPPY HOLIDAYS (2)Here's A Plan: Pamper Yourself! Hours Of Lie-Ins Dissolve Away Your Stress. Angela Brett
Time:Special Occasions
HAPPY HOLIDAYS (3)How American People Phrase Yuletide Hellos... One Living In Diversity Atheises Yearly Sentiments. Angela Brett
Time:Special Occasions
HAPPY NEW YEARHosting Alcoholic Party Post Yule; Need Earthlings Wanton, Youthful, Erotic, And Rich! Rico Leffanta
Time:Special Occasions
HARD DISK MANHorrid And Rotten Deviant. Definitely Intends Stealing Kilobytes - May Attack Now! Tony McCoy O'Grady, inventing another VILLAIN for the baddy-school roll.
MacGirl & KeyBoard:Supervillains
HARD DRIVEHardly A Readily Digestible Diet... Rarely Is Vitamin Enriched. Angela Brett
Computers:Do Not Eat
HARDWAREHave A Real Dinner Without Any Raw Electronics Tony McCoy O'Grady
Computers:Do Not Eat
HARKHear Any Rubber Knickers? Rico Leffanta
Assorted Phrases
HARLEY DAVIDSONHells Angels Ride. Lovingly Engineered. Yo Dude, Along Ventura 'Ighway. Desirable Secondhand Or New. Eric Bridgstock
Transport:Car Makes & Models
HARMHumans Are Really Mean Angela Brett
People & Relationships
Military:War & Terrorism
HARMONICAHappy And Rowdy Musicmakers (Off Note) - It's Christmas Again TMcCO'G - thinking back to Christmas mornings as a child when Santa Claus usually included a harmonica in one of the family's stockings
Entertainment:Music:Instruments
Time:Special Occasions:Christmas
HARMONYHeavenly Arrangment Results - Many Orchestrated, None Yelling Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships
Entertainment:Music
HAROLDHas Admiration, Reflecting Opportunities Lost, Dutiful Jan Morgan - someone I know who reflected on his opportunities
Names:First names:Male
HARPHairs Are Rapidly Plucked Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:Music:Instruments
HARP (2)Harmonious Agreement, Resonates Perfectly Jan Morgan
Entertainment:Music:Instruments
HARPERHappy Actress Regularly Played Eccentric Rhoda Tony McCoy O'Grady - Valerie Harper Played "Rhoda" in the Mary Tyler Moore Show and eventually got an eponymous spin-off show.
Entertainment:TV shows
Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses
HARRISHere's A Rough & Rugged Island - Scottish Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places
HARRY POTTERHe's A Rather Remarkable Youth, Picked Out To Tackle Evil Ringleader Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:Harry Potter
HARRY POTTERSHappiness Abounds Reading Ripping Yarns - Popular Obsession Theme's Tertiary Education Reading Society Muggles McCoy O'Grady, in response to a request for a name for a Harry Potter society at Cambridge University.
Art & Literature:Harry Potter Society
HARVESTHaving Accumulated Ripe Vegetables, Eventually Store Them Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink
HARVEYHe's A Rabbit-Viewer Evidently, Yes? Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:Movies
HASHISHHigh As Sugar Heaven, It's Still Hemp Rico Leffanta
Drugs:Cannabis
HASSOPHere Armchair Stores Sterling Or Plastic Angela Brett and Tony McCoy O'Grady (Hassop is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as being, 'The pocket down the back of an armchair used for storing two-shilling bits and pieces of Lego.'
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
HASTINGSHardly Anything Suspicious - The... Icing Needed Glazing, See? Angela Brett (Hastings is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as meaning, 'Things said on the spur of the moment to explain to someone who comes into a room unexpectedly precisely what it is you are doing.')
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
HATEHumans Attack Their Enemies Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Emotions
Military:War & Terrorism
HATE LIFEHave A Tolerance (Extremely Low) Involving Futile Existence Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships
HATINGHumans Attack Those Idolising Neighbouring Gods Angela Brett
Religion
People & Relationships:Emotions
Military:War & Terrorism
HAUNS MILLHere Attacked, Underhanded Needless Slaughter, Massacre Is Landmark Location Jan Morgan -- Horrible incident happened in Missouri in the 1800's
History
Places:Landmarks
HAVE A LOVELIER DAY THAN...Have A Very Excellent And Lovely (Oh, Very Entertaining) Life! I Expect Record Days And Years To Happen! And NOW! Rob Rix, after he capitalised that phrase in an email and Angela challenged him to expand it.
Assorted Phrases
HAVE AN EFFECTHeaviness And Vectors - Every Action Necessarily Effects Further Forces, Eternally Changing Things Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Physics
HAVE A NICE DAYHopefully A Very Enjoyable And Not Irritating Circadian Episode Does Await You. Angela Brett
Communication:Hello & Goodbye
HAWAIIHosting Amorous Weekends At Island Inns Rico Leffanta
Places:States & Regions
HAWAII (2)Happiness Around Wonderful And Irresistable Islands Jan Morgan and Kayana Morgan
Places:States & Regions
HAWAII (3)Hulagirls And Wave-Action - Idyllic Islands Tony
Places:States & Regions
HAWKSHas Aggressive Ways, Kamikaze Styling Jan Morgan - the bird of prey
Science:Biology:Animals:Birds
HAZELHers Are Zany Eye-Lashes TMcCO'G
Names:First names:Female
Assorted Adjectives:Colours
HEADHat/Hair Envelops Axons & Dendrites Angela Brett and Peter Coxhead
Science:Biology:Body Parts
HEADLAMPHelps Espy Any Danger Lying Across My Path Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport:Car Parts
HEALHelpful Education About Life/Love Angela Brett, in response to the same request as WATCH OUT
People & Relationships:Abuse
HEAL (2)Helping End Abusive Lifestyles Tony McCoy O'Grady (see WATCH OUT)
People & Relationships:Abuse
HEALTHHas Everyone Actually Left The Hospitals? Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Healthcare
HEALTH (2)Hospitals Earn A Lot Though Handicaps Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Healthcare
HEALTHCARE (2)Having Experts At Local Teaching Hospitals Can Assist Rebuff Epidemics Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Healthcare
HEARINGHearing: Environment Aurally Receive / Interpret Navigate Grasp Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Science:Biology
Communication
HEARTHopefully Evident Arrhythmias Repair Themselves. Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Body Parts
HEART (2)Healthily, Each Atrium Rhythmically Twitches. Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Body Parts
HEART (3)Holds Emotion And Romantic Thoughts? Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
Science:Biology:Body Parts
HEART (4)Heaves Everything At Rogue Theatrics Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
HEART (5)He's Expired... Atria Rhythm Terminated Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Body Parts
HEART (6)Hydraulic Engine Absolutely Rooted Today! Bern Dell
Science:Biology:Body Parts
HEARTACHEHelping End Abusive Relationships That Are Causing Hurt Everywhere/Everyday Tony McCoy O'Grady, in response to this request on the Apronyms Forums: We are forming a new community group to end abuse, we are looking for a catchy acronym using the A for abuse. We don't want to limit ourselves to only family violence, or child abuse. Our purpose is to educate and raise awareness.
People & Relationships:Abuse
HEARTACHE (2)Helping Educate About Relationships That Are Causing Hurt Everywhere/Everyday Tony McCoy O'Grady, in response to this request on the Apronyms Forums: We are forming a new community group to end abuse, we are looking for a catchy acronym using the A for abuse. We don't want to limit ourselves to only family violence, or child abuse. Our purpose is to educate and raise awareness.
People & Relationships:Abuse
HEARTBURNHaving Eaten Amazingly Rapidly, Then Begrudgingly Undergo Restless Night Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
HEART-STOPPERHave Encountered Accident. Really Terrible Situation. Then One Pulse Pausing Emergency Resulted Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Phrases
HEATERHigh Electrical Appetite, Turns Element Red. Matthew Oram and Steve Keate
Household Objects:Appliances
HEATHHeather Enhancing Air To Heaven Rico Leffanta
Science:Biology:Plants
HEATHCLIFFHe Eats A Terrible High-Cholesterol Lunch - It's Fried Fish Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:You Are What You Eat
HEAT LOSSHome's Entrances Are The Largest Offenders - Squandering Sultriness Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Buildings
Science:Physics
HEAVENHighly Ecclesiastical Angelic Vista - Eternal Nirvana Angela Brett (the Angelic one ;^)
Places
Religion
HEAVEN (2)Hyperdevelopment: Emmanuel Almighty - Virgin Energises Newborn! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Places
Religion
HEAVENLY FANTASYHaving Experienced A Vision Eternal, Never Let Yourself Forget And Not Try Again Seeing Yahweh Tony McCoy O'Gradyoga
Religion
HEBEHelps Elderly Become Elastic Rico Leffanta
Religion:Greek Gods & Goddesses
HECATEHeavenly Eclipse Can Alter The Earth Rico Leffanta
Religion:Greek Gods & Goddesses
HECTORHelen's Evidently Caused Trouble - Opinion? Return! Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Troilus and Cressida
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Troilus and Cressida
HEDGEHOGHe'll Eat Disgusting Garden Entities, Helping Out Gardeners TMcCO'G
Science:Biology:Animals
HEDWIGHe'll Eventually Destroy Windows, It's Guaranteed Sean Lamb (Hedwig was the code name for RedHat Linux 6.0)
Computers:Linux
Names:Code Names:Linux
HEELHolds Extremity, Ends Leg. Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Body Parts
HE HAD A KNIFEHoned Edged Havoc And Devastation Assassin Killed Nastily - Incisive Fatal Effect TMcCO'G
Military:Weapons
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Criminals
HELENAHer Evident Love Endures Nightmarish Artifices Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:A Midsummer Night's Dream
HELENA (2)Husband's Evidently Lacks Empathy - Not Admired Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's All's Well That Ends Well
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:All's Well That Ends Well
HELLHot Environment, Lucifer's Location Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places
Religion
HELPHave Extremely Large Problem Angela Brett
People & Relationships
HELP (2)Hopelessly Erudite Lesson Platform Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships
HELP DESKHasn't Even Learnt Primary Data Everyone Should Know Angela Brett (see also HELPDESK)
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
Communication
HELPDESK"Hello... Eh? Lifeless PC? Depress Electricity Switch."-- Knowall Angela Brett
Computers
HELPDESK (2)Has Everyone Left Phone Department? Emergency Service's Kiboshed Tony McCoy O'Grady
Communication
HELPING CHILDRENHas Endless Listening Patience - It's Needed. Genuine Concern Helps If Little Darlings Require Extra Nurturing Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Family
HELP ME FIND THE CATHopefully Every Lost Pet May Eventually Find Its Next Dinner (The Human's Emotions Clearly Aren't Topmost!) Angela Brett, when someone searched for that phrase on the website.
Science:Biology:Animals
HELP ME GO PEEHave Especially Large Prostate? Maybe Envisioning Gently Oscillating Pond'll Ease Embarrassment. Angela Brett, after somebody searched for that phrase on the website. Other unsuccessful searches are now listed at http://acronyms.co.nz/cgi-bin/searches
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
HELP WANTED: CALCULATORS!Hardworkers Enthusiastically Lifting People Wanted! Affordable New Tools/Techniques, Ensue. Dependable: Custodians, Accountants, Leaders, Craftsmen/Craftswomen, Unnamed, Laborers, Advertisers, Technologists, Operators, Receptionists, Secretaries! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
People & Relationships:The Workforce
HELSINKIHuman's Emigration Legally Settled Internationally, Negotiations Keen & Intense TMcCO'G - the Helsinki Accord deals with migration
Politics
HEMPHardly Emulates Marijuana's Potency Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Plants
HEMP (2)Herb Exhibits Medicinal Properties Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Plants
HENCHMENHeavies Eventually Needed Creative Handling, Many Escapees Neutralised Tony McCoy O'Grady
MacGirl & KeyBoard:Supervillains
HENGHis Earthquake-Noticer's Great! Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics:Mathematicians
HENRYHas Electricity Not Registered Yet? Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Mathematics:Measurement
HEPWORTHHighly Entertaining Place Where Oldsters Raid Tim Horton's George Rix, Rob Rix and Patricia Rix (Tim Horton's is a coffee shop chain found across Canada. It is also the social centre of its community in small towns, where people meet & chat or just hang out.)
Places:Towns & Cities:Canada
HERAHave Everyone Respond Awfully Rico Leffanta
Religion:Greek Gods & Goddesses
HERBALIFEHate Every Repulsive Banner Accosting Linked-In Food Eaters. Angela Brett, who sees a lot of annoying pop-up ads (not exactly banners... put some demerit points on my creative license) for Herbalife but prefers to get her nutrients from a balanced diet rather than from herb pills. I'm glad only have to put up with those ads when I'm at work... the web browsers on my own computer block unrequested pop-up windows.
Commerce:Companies
Food & Drink
HERBSHealing Edible Roots, Buds Savory Jan Morgan -- herbs are used for enhancing the flavor of food and can be used to heal what ails you
Food & Drink:Condiments:Herbs
HERCULESHe Efficientlty & Resourcefully Completed Unlikely Labours Eurystheus Set Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion:Greek Gods & Goddesses
HERE'S TO THE CRAZY ONES - THE MISFITS, THE REBELS, THE TROUBLEMAKERS. THE ROUND PEGS IN THE SQUARE HOLES. THE ONES WHO SEE THINGS DIFFERENTLY. THEY'RE NOT FOND OF RULES, AND THEY HAVE NO RESPECT FOR THE STATUS QUO. YOU CAN QUOTE THEM, DISAGREE WITH THEM, GLORIFY OR VILIFY THEM - ABOUT THE ONLY THING YOU CAN'T DO IS IGNORE THEM. BECAUSE THEY CHANGE THINGS. THEY PUSH THE HUMAN RACE FORWARD. AND WHILE SOME MAY SEE THEM AS THE CRAZY ONES, WE SEE GENIUS - BECAUSE THE PEOPLE WHO ARE CRAZY ENOUGH TO THINK THEY CAN CHANGE THE WORLD ARE THE ONES WHO DO.Hello, Emmy! Really Emotive Script That Offers The Heroically Engendered Computer. Respect Apple's Zeal - Yes, One Needs Enthusiasm. 'Similar Thinking' Holds Evil, Microsoft Is Slowly Filtering Into These Similar-Thinkers' Heads, Essentially Revenue-Enhancing Brainwashing. Enter Lifestyle Spot Touting Home Electronics That Rebels Outputted. Used By Lunatics, Einsteins, Misfits Alike, Key Element's Revolutionary Spirit. This Has Everything... Rapid Operation, Userfriendliness - No Dot-PUB Endings (Gates' System Insists Names Trail Horrid 'Extensions' So Quasi-Understandable Abbreviation Represents Executable's Handle.) Owners Love Easy Software That Has Enhanced Output - Nay... Enhanced, Somehow, World! Hail Our Steves - Evolving Electronics, They Have, Indeed, Near-Godly Status. Doing It For Fun, Eventually Rewarded... Even Now They Leave You Thinking, "He's Extraordinary! Yes, Really Extraordinary! Not One To Fear Originality." New Discoveries Often Find Ridicule, Until Losers Eventually See Advantage - Now Different Thinking Has Exterminated Yesteryear's Harmonistic Attitude. Value Eccentricity, Not Ordinariness - Revolutionary Equals Strange... Perspective Entirely Changes The Face Of Rebellious Thoughts. Help Existing, Stagnating Technology Advance Through Using Some Quality Unheard Of Yet. Outcasts? Underdogs? Called Anything Nasty (Quoting Usually Others' Thoughtless Exclamations) The Hardworking Engineers Made Dust Into Silver, Analogously. Gutsy Recovery Ensued... Everything's Worth It, To Hear The Heartfelt Evangelism Macintosh G4 Lovers Offer. "Rapid Innovation Fulfills Your Own Resplendent Visions, Its Lifelike Interface Frees You To Harness Effectively Machine's Awesome Battery Of Uses." Though That's Hardly Everyone's Opinion. Now, Like Yesterday, To Heedlessly Ignore Next-Generation Young Objects Usually Causes A Nightmare. Think Different! Outliers In Science Invariably Get Noticed... Often Resented, Esteemed, Totally Humiliated, Eulogised, Maligned... But Eventually Create A Utopia, Sending Earthlings To Heights Earlier You Couldn't Have Anticipated. New Greatness Entails Tumbling Headlong Into Nothingness, Gripping Some Thought, Hoping Earnestly You'll Progress Utopia Somehow. However, Try Hard... Extremely Hard. Use Magic And Neurons, Reckoning And Creativity, Effort, Flair, Outright Radical Wizardry - Anything. Rule Deviations Are Necessary - Domination Will Hinder Innovation, Lessen Enthusiasm, Stifle One's Mind... Even Might Augment Youth Suicide. Educate Each To Hold 'Educate Myself' As Slogan To Honour, Eventually Cultivating Real Autonomous Zealots... You'd Only Need Elementary Similarities. When Einstein Started Extensively Exploring Gravitation, Established Newtonian Ideas Undoubtedly Stopped Brainiac Earlier Concocting Alternative Universal Supposition. Egotistical Thoughtpolice Hide Enigmatic People Elsewhere, Only Promoting Learning Everything Within Habitual, Orthodox Academia. Real Extremists Create Ridiculous Acronyms... Zany Yield Except Not One Useful Gift Humanity Takes Of This. Hardly Inducing New Knowledge, This Huge Expansion Yabbers Continually About Near-Cliched Homogeny Attitude. Nowadays, Gosh, Everyone Thinks He's Eccentric... Widespread Opinion Regarding Looking Different As Really Extra Trendy Has Each One Now Effectively Seeking What He Opposes - Difference Omnipresent! Angela Brett, expanding the script of an Emmy-winning Apple advertisement.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
Words & Wordplay:Ridiculously long apronyms
HEREWITHHave Eventuated Resulting Enclosure Which I Tender Hopefully Tony McCoy O'Grady
Main
HERITAGEHaving Every Refinement In Tradition As Generations Enlightenment Jan Morgan
People & Relationships
HERMIAHer Emotions Roused, Marriage Is Arranged Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:A Midsummer Night's Dream
HERMIONEHusband's Errand-Running Messengers Indicate Oracle's Negative Evidence Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's The Winter's Tale
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:The Winter's Tale
HERMIONE (2)Honorable Enthusiastic Rare Muggleborn Identifies Own Natural Enchantments Jan Morgan -- Harry Potter friend
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:Harry Potter
HERNIAHurts Excruciatingly! Really Needs Immediate Attention Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
HERNIA (2)Hurtful Erruptions Requiring Nursing, In Abdomen Bern Dell
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
HEROHeroine Evinces Real Optimism Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Much Ado About Nothing
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Much Ado About Nothing
HERO (2)He Eventually Rises Over! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
People & Relationships
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters
HERONHe Estimated Roots Of Numbers. Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics:Mathematicians
HERTZHave Everything Recalibrated To Zero Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Mathematics:Measurement
HE WHO MUST NOT BE NAMEDHorrible Entity Was Harry's Opposition. Master Uses Snake To Negotiate Own Tyranny, Bigotry, Entity Now A Menace, Extensive Danger Jan Morgan -- Harry Potter Evil Character
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:Harry Potter
HE WHO SHALL NOT BE NAMEDHorrible Entity, Was Harry's Opposition. Sacrifices His Allies, Lacks Love. Negotiates Own Tyranny, Bigotry, Entity Now A Menace, Extensive Danger. Jan Morgan -- Harry Potter Evil Character
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:Harry Potter
HEWLETT-PACKARDHave Employed Wozniak - Looked Encouragingly Toward The Prototype Apple, Couldn't Know About Resulting Disadvantage. Angela Brett, since Steve Wozniak was working at Hewlett-Packard when he designed the Apple I, but luckily HP weren't interested in selling computers at that time so they didn't claim it as their own.
Computers
Commerce:Companies
HEWLETT-PACKARD (2)Hey! - Everyone Who Likes Eating These Things - Parts Are Considered Kosher And Really Delicious Tony McCoy O'Grady
Computers:Do Not Eat
HIBERNATEHappily Imitating Bear Enjoying Repose Not Awakening Til Evicted Rico Leffanta
Assorted Verbs
Science:Biology
HIC!Hangover Is Coming Tony McCoy O'Grady
Drugs
HIDDEN BEAUTYHaven't I Deep Delights Eyes Never Behold? Exclaimed An Ugly Tattoed Youth Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene
HIGGS BOSONHere Is GUT's Guts, Some Believe Only Stupidity Of Namesake Angela Brett, who originally misunderstood the Higgs boson and expanded it, 'Here Is Gravity's Glue...' GUT stands for Grand Unified Theory.
Science:Physics:Particles
HIGHHelicopter's Indispensible Getting Here. Angela Brett
Places:Positions & Directions
HIGH (2)Here Is Good Hashish! Angela Brett
Drugs
HIGH HEELSHookers In General Have Highly Enhanced & Extended Legs' Sexuality Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects:Clothing
HIGH SCHOOLHere I Got High (Smoking Canabis, Hiding Out On Lavatory.) Angela Brett, who didn't.
Education
Drugs:Cannabis
HIGHWAYHaving Itinerary, Guides Humans Wanderings, Achieving Yardage Jan Morgan
Places
Transport
HIKEHillwalking Is Keenly Energetic Tony McCoy O'Grady
Sports & Recreation
HILARIOUS (2)Here I Laugh At Rudeness I Observe U Suggesting Tony McCoy O'Grady, when I quoted KEYBOARD saying "If it's small and soft, then why is it such a big problem?" about MICROSOFT, and then realised the comment could relate to something else...
Laughter
HILARIOUS (3)How I Laughed! A Rollicking Incident Of Utter Silliness Angela Brett
Laughter
HILARITYHappiness Is Laughing At Reality, It Transfixes You. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Laughter
HILARYHappy Individual Lives A Rich Youth Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
HILARY DUFFHappy Individual Loves Adventures Really Yields Doing Unforgettable Fun Features Jan Morgan
Entertainment:Music:Artists
Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses
HILLHuge Insipid Land Lump Angela Brett
Places
HILLARY RODHAM CLINTONHellacious Individual Lavishly Lingers Around Rotunda. Yells Resonate Of Diva Having A Massive Clinton Lingo In Nauseating Tones Of Nepotism Jan Morgan
Names:Famous people:Politicians
HILLBILLYHome Is Little Log Building - Isolation Lasts Long Years Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships
HILTONHow I'd Love To Own Nine! Angela Brett
Places:Buildings
HILTON (2)Hospitality Is Like That Of Nobility Angela Brett
Places:Buildings
HILUX SURFHeight In Luxury Utilitarian Xpress Superb Ute Really Flash! Carl Brett
Transport:Car Makes & Models
HIMHoly Immortal Mightiness Tony, in response to the capitalised 'HIM' in FAITH (3)
Religion
HIM (2)Happens It's Male! Tony, in response to the capitalised 'HIM' in FAITH (3)
People & Relationships
HI MOMHere Is Model Of Maternity Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Family
HIPPASUSHe Incensed Pythagoreans, Perhaps After Showing Unholy Sizes Angela Brett (Hippasus was expelled from the Pythagoreans, possibly because of disclosing the existence of incommensurable magnitudes)
Science:Mathematics:Mathematicians
HIPPIESHappy Individuals, Peaceably Playing In Extreme Satisfaction Jan Morgan
People & Relationships
HIPPOLYTAHighly Independent Person, Play's Outcome Leaves You Totally Amorous Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream
Science:Mathematics:Mathematicians
HIREHardware Is Rented Everywhere Tony McCoy O'Grady
Commerce
HIRE (2)Having Implement Requires Expenditure Angela Brett
Commerce
HIRE (3)Help Is Required, Evenings Patricia Rix
Commerce
HISSHumming In Snake Songs Rico Leffanta
Assorted Nouns:Noises
HISTORYHow It Seemed To Our Rulers Yesteryear! Tony McCoy O'Grady
History
HITACHIHow Is This A Computer-Human Interface? Sean Lamb (Hitachi makes computer monitors...)
Computers:Generic Hardware
HITCHHitched? Is The Ceremony Hindered? Angela Brett, since many people 'get hitched' without a hitch.
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Marriage & Divorce
HITCHEDHoly Intimate Tie Connecting Heterosexuals Expecting Divorce Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Marriage & Divorce
HITCHHIKERHop In The Car... Heading Home? I Know Expedient Route. Angela Brett
Transport
HITCHHIKER (2)Hope I'm Travelling Carefully, Hope He Isn't Killer, Even Rapist Tony McCoy O'Serial Killer
Transport
HI THEREHello Is Too Haughty, Even Rather Elizabethan Patricia Rix
Communication:Hello & Goodbye
HITMONCHANHe Is The Master Of Nasty Chopping, Hands Are Nimble. Angela Brett (Hitmonchan is Pokemon #107)
Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon
HITMONLEEHe Is The Master Of Nasty Legwork... Extremely Effective. Angela Brett (Hitmonlee is Pokemon #106)
Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon
HIT THE GROUND RUNNINGHelicopter Ingests Troops, Travels, Hastily Evacuates. Guys Running Out Under Nasty Deadly Riflefire, Usually Need No Incitement. Nearly Gallopping. TMcCO'G, who doubts that troops debarking from a helicopter, under fire, need to be told to "hit the ground running".
Assorted Phrases:Sayings
Military
HOBBIESHours Of Bliss, Busy In Exotic Sports Tony McCoy O'Grady, who is unhappy with the ending, and invites amendments. Maybe something involving ".... In Empty Sheds"
Sports & Recreation
HOBBYHopefully Outcome's Big Bucks, Yes? Angela Brett, when Mike from acronymfinder.com mentioned that his hobby now earns him money in advertising and licensing.
Commerce
HOBOHomeless Or Broke One Angela Brett
People & Relationships
HOCKEYHeroicly Overpadded - Compete Keenly Every Year Tony McCoy O'Grady
Sports & Recreation
HOCKEY (2)Highly Overpaid Canadians Keep Entertaining You Patricia Rix
Sports & Recreation
HOFFHaughty Outrage Feints Falsehood Tony McCoy O'Grady (Hoff is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as meaning 'To deny indignantly something which is palpably true.')
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
HOGWARTSHarry! Our Group Worships All Rowling's Thrilling Stories Muggles McCoy O'Grady, in response to a request for a name for a Harry Potter society at Cambridge University.
Art & Literature:Harry Potter Society
HOGWARTS (2)Hang Out Gives Wizards A Resident Teaching School Jan Morgan -- Harry Potter School
Art & Literature:Fictional Places
HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HOHer Orthodontist Handily Overcame Heated Objections Hindering Oral Hygiene Originally Hampering Orgasms Happily Obtained Helping Old Hermits Over Humps On Holiday Outings Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
HOLDENHad Olympian Looks - Did Excellent 'Network' Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to actor William Holden.
Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses
HOLDUPHoodlums Often Loud Demands Upset Personnel Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Law & Order
HOLE IN ONEHero Of Lockerroom - Everyone's Inebriated Now, Oh Nasty Eagle TMcCO'G - When a golfer gets a hold in one it is usual that they stand a drink for everyone in the clubhouse that day. An 'eagle' is a score of two under par for a hole, so a hole-in-one on a par three hole would be an eagle.
Sports & Recreation
HOLLANDHordes Of Low-Landers All Need Dykes Angela Brett
Places:States & Regions
HOLLYWOOD OPUSHead Office Literally Loves Your Work, Only One Detail: Other People Underwrite Script! Rico Leffanta
Entertainment:Movies
HOLODECKHalucination Of Lifelike Objects Directly Emulates Craft's Keypoint Doctor McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Fictional Places
HOLOFERNESHaving Overflowery Language, Our Foolish Educator Rehearses Novel Entertaining Show Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Love's Labours Lost
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Love's Labours Lost
HOLOGRAPHYHarnessing One's Laser, One Generates Really Artistic, Pleasing Holograms, Yes? Sean Lamb
Art & Literature
Science:Physics
HOLY GRAILHallowed Object Long Years Gone - Remotely Accessible In Legend Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion
HOMEHouse Or Mansion, Essentially. Angela Brett
Places
HOME AT LASTHouse Of Mine Evokes A Teary Look, After Strenuous Travellings TMcCO'G
Places
People & Relationships
HOME AT LAST (2)Homesickness's Over Mate, Extend Almighty Thanks, Like A Seasoned Traveller TMcCO'G
Places
People & Relationships
HOME CONSTRUCTIONHow One Might Erect Comfortable & Opulent Nest. Some Training / Research Using Concrete Technology Is Obviously Needed Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Buildings
HOMELANDHere Our Mothers Endured Labour - A Nation Divine Angela Brett
Places
HOMELAND (2)Heart Of My Existence Lies Amid Native Dominion Angela Brett
Places
HOMELAND (3)Here Originated My Ethnicity, Language, And Negative Discrimination Angela Brett
Places
HOMERHolding Onto Marge - Extreme Reliance Angela Brett and Steve Keate
Entertainment:TV shows:The Simpsons
HOMER SIMPSONHusband Of Marge - Ensures Reactor's Safety Is Maintained. Parenting Skills Openly Neglected Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:TV shows:The Simpsons
HOMESHearths Often May Evoke Sentiments. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Buildings
HOMESCHOOLING TEENSHow Our Mother's Educational Standards Channelled Her Offsprings' Outstanding Learning. I'm Naturally Grateful That Everyone's Educational Needs Serviced! Tony McCoy O'Grady, after someone searched the ACRONYMS web site for 'homeschooling teens'.
Education
HOME TEACHERSHabit Of Men Enabled To Educate All, Church Harmony Emphasized Readily Significant Jan Morgan - someone who comes by church members homes to see how you are doing
Religion:Religious Occupations
HOME TEACHERS (2)House Of Many, Environment. Timely Enlightened Appointment, Checking How's Everyone, Responsibility Significant Jan Morgan -- someone who comes by church members homes to see how you are doing
Religion:Religious Occupations
HOMEWORKHow One's Midweek Evenings Went On - Revising Knowledge Tony McCoy O'Grady
Education
HOMICIDEHorror Of Murder Is Captured In Deceased's Expression Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Law & Order
People & Relationships:Death
HOMOGRAPHYHelpful Orthographic Method - One Graphical Representation And Phoneme Homogeneously Yoked Angela Brett, who doesn't think Homogeneously is the best word for it.
Science:Linguistics
Communication
HOMOSEXUALSHump Other Men Only, So Eschewing XX. Unusual, Although (Lately) Sanctioned. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:LGBTQIA
HONDAHop On, Now Drive Away Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport:Car Makes & Models
HONDURASHassled Over Nicaragua's Dictatorship - Unwanted Rebels And Sandinistas. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
HONEYHarvest Of Nectar - Extremely Yummy Angela Brett
Food & Drink
HONEY (2)Hot Orgasmic Neighbour Excites You! Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
HONEYMOONHours Of Nighttime Experimenting - You Might Orgasm... Or Not. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Marriage & Divorce
HONORHow Others Note One's Respect Sean Lamb
People & Relationships
HONORABLEHonesty Offers Notice On Respectable Attribute, Best Loved Example Jan Morgan
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
HONORARYHaving One's Noble Opinions, Reputable And Respected, Yes Jan Morgan
People & Relationships
HONOURSHonouring Old Nimble-One Upset Rolling Stone Nanker Phelge -- I see that Keef is miffed that Mick accepted a gong - because of 'pressure' from Tony Blair!
Entertainment:Music
HOODHere's Owner Of Degree Angela Brett, a few weeks before graduating.
Household Objects:Clothing:Academic Regalia
HOOKERHarlot Often Offers Kerbside Erotic Rendezvous Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
HOOVERHums Over Objective, Vacuums Entire Region Jan Morgan -- Brand name of a vacuum
Household Objects:Appliances
HOPEHeart's Optimism Preserves Enthusiasm Timothy Chambers
People & Relationships:Emotions
HOPE (2)Hope Object: Pleasant Expectation! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
People & Relationships:Emotions
HOPE (3)Has Only Pure Expectations Jan Morgan
People & Relationships:Emotions
HORACEHolding On Romantically Antagonises Consorts Everytime Rico Leffanta
Names:First names:Male
HORATIOHamlet's Only Real Ally Through Incredible Ordeal Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Hamlet, Prince of Denmark
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Hamlet, Prince Of Denmark
HORIZONTALHow, Oftentimes Reclining I Zzzz Or Nod, Til Alarm Livens Bill Neal
Sports & Recreation:Relaxation
HORMONESHas Own Reactions, Managing Own Nuttiness Engages Some Jan Morgan
Science:Biology
HORSEHumans Often Race Speedy Equines. Angela Brett. (Tony replied 'I've never raced a horse in my life! I'm (just about) smart enough to know it would win ;-)')
Science:Biology:Animals
HORSE (2)Here's One! Relentlessly Sheep Elsewhere. Angela Brett, who saw a lot of sheep but very few horses on her way from Auckland to Palmerston North.
Science:Biology:Animals
HORSE (3)Harry Only Rides Sally East Uniasus
Science:Biology:Animals
Transport
HORSE (4)Her Owner's Really Supreme Equestrienne Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Animals
HORSE (5)His Owner Races Steeplechasers Excellently Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Animals
HORSE CHESTNUTHemorrhoids Of Robust Soreness Eased. Chronic Hairveins Evidently Succumb To Nature's Usual Treatment Tony
Food & Drink:Condiments:Herbs
HORSEPOWERHumans Often Race Speedy Engines... Probability Of Wreckage Escalates Rapidly. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport
HORSESHumans' Overiding/Overall Resource Speed Earthshakin' Steeds! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Science:Biology:Animals
Transport
HORSETAILHairs Of Rather Splendid Equine - Tasty And Incredibly Long Tony (Yeah, I know it's a plant and not an actual horse's tail)
Food & Drink:Condiments:Herbs
HOSEAHarsh Overtones, Split Ended Acceptably Eric Bridgstock
Religion:Bible books
HOSPITALHouse Of Sick Patients Itching Their Amputated Limbs Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
Places:Buildings
HOSPITAL (2)Hearses Offer Some Patients Into The After-Life Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Death
Places:Buildings
HOSPITALITYHome's Open, Swinging Party Is Thrown And Lasts Indefinitely, Thank You TMcCO'G
People & Relationships
HOSTELHow One Shuns The Expensive Lodges Angela Brett
Places:Buildings
HOSTILEHe Obviously Seems Threatening, Indeed Looks Evilminded Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships
HOTHeightening Of Thermoactivity Angela Brett
Assorted Adjectives
Science:Physics
HOT (2)Honey On Toast Chelsea Reid, who responded, "Honey on toast?" when her mother refered to her boyfriend as 'Honey.' Being only three and a half, Chelsea probably doesn't realise it's an acronym for another possible description of this 'honey.'
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
HOT AND SEXYHumans Openly Titillated, Aroused, Naughty During Sex - Even Xenophobic Yanks Chris Kjelgaard
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
HOT BOXHelp/Halt! Our Train's Becoming Overly Xerantic! Angela Brett (According to the glossary on http://trackbed.com, hot box refers to excessive heating of a plain bearing axlebox due often to a loss of adequate lubrication and which required the locomotive to be stopped before severe damage and possible derailment occurred.)
Transport:Trains
HOT CHIPSHot Oil Tastily Cooks Highly Irresistible Potato Sticks Angela Brett, while waiting for hot chips to be cooked at the UNIVERSITY cafeteria.
Food & Drink
HOT-CROSS BUNSHow Oddly They Celebrate Religious Occasion... 'Sweet & Savioury' Bread Undoes Numerous Sins. Angela Brett
Food & Drink
Time:Special Occasions:Easter
HOT-CROSS BUNS (2)Holy On-Top Crucifix... Remember Our Saviour Suffered Brutality Undoing Numerous Sins Angela Brett
Food & Drink
Time:Special Occasions:Easter
HOT DOGHow One Tries Disguising Old Gristle TMcCO'G
Food & Drink
HOTELHouse Of Travellers - Expensive Lodgings! Angela Brett/Dustan Dowsing, while listening to an mp3 of 'Hotel California' by The Eagles.
Places:Buildings
HOTMAILHow One Tells Microsoft Administration Is Lacking Sean Lamb
Computers:Internet
HOTMAIL (2)Has Own Talking Messengers At Indivdual's Location Jan Morgan
Computers:Internet
HOUSEHome Of Usual Suburban Entities Angela Brett
Places:Buildings
HOUSE OF LORDSHereditary Oligarchs Usually Sent Eldest Offspring For Legislative Office - Rarely Doing Superbly Tony McCoy O'Grady
Politics
HOWARDHow Other-Wordly... A Rationalising Duck. Angela Brett, referring to the film 'Howard The Duck'. I'm after a better word than Rationalising... something meaning 'humanoid', 'anthropomorphised', 'beer-drinking', 'blokey' or one of the other traits Howard possessed which are otherwise exclusive to humans.
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters
HOW DO I SUBMIT?Hello O Wise Dictionary Owners. Is Submission Undertaken By Me Ideally Tackled? Tony McCoy O'Grady, when someone capitalised 'HOW DO I SUBMIT?' on the Acronyms forums.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
Communication:Acronyms Forums
HOW DO YOU DO THAT?Help Out With Details Of Your Operational Uniqueness, Disclosure Of Technique Helps Acclimatise Trainees TMcCO'G
Assorted Phrases
HOWDY"Hello" - Or - "Welcome" Drawls Yank Tony McCoy O'Grady
Communication:Hello & Goodbye
HOWIEHumorous One Was Improvisational Entertainer Sean Lamb (Howie Mandel is a comic who is pretty good at improvisation)
Names:Famous people
Entertainment
HOW MANYHave Office Wench Make Amends Next Year Rico Leffanta, after someone telling him they had "too many" and made a fool out of themselves at the office Christmas party (in Britain, since office parties in America are tabu), but decided there was nothing they could do except make amends next year.
Drugs
Time:Special Occasions
HOW NOW BROWN COWHere's One Writing Naming Our Wonderful Bovine Representive. Ours Was Named Clara. Oh, Wow! Roger Williams
Assorted Phrases
HOW'S THAT?Here's One Witting Suggestion To Have Angela Tittering Tony McCoy O'Grady, after IT CAN BE AS LONG AS YOU LIKE AS LONG AS YOU ACRONYMISE IT
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
HOW TO HUG A PORCUPINEHarmful Onerous Warlike Tyrannical Opinions, Hard Uncooperative Glacial Attitudes, Problematic Ominous Reasonings, Complicated Unmanageable Personalities, Illusions Not Eliminated Jan Morgan
Art & Literature:Book Titles
HTMLHow They Make Links Tony McCoy O'Grady (HTML usually stands for HyperText Markup Language)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Internet
HTTPHere's That Titled Page Tony McCoy O'Grady - People seem to think that 'http://www.co.nz' is the 'name' of a page, rather than the 'address'. (HTTP usually stands for HyperText Transfer Protocol)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Internet
HTTP (2)How They Transfer Pages Angela Brett, inspired by HTML. HTTP usually stands for HyperText Transfer Protocol.
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Internet
HTTP://ACRONYMS.CO.NZHave The Time, Phone, And Computer? Read Our Newest Yabberings - Mostly-Sane Creations Of Novel Zeitvertreib Angela Brett, referring to the ACRONYMS web site of course.
Computers:Internet:URLs
HTTP://UN.CO.NZ/ANGELAHave Time To Peruse? Using Netscape, Come Over 'N' Zip Around. Newly Generated Eloquence Lies Ahead. Angela Brett, acronymising her website (since moved to http://macintosh.geek.nz) This includes the ACRONYMS site which is updated with new acronyms every week.
Computers:Internet:URLs
HUBHurts Ur Body Jeff Anonymous
Computers:Do Not Eat
HUBBYHopelessly Unaware Bubble Burst Yesterday Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Marriage & Divorce
HUBERT DE BURGHHonest-Under-Bewildering-Events/ Rogue-Thoroughly-Devious? Expects, By Uniting Royals, General Happiness Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's King John
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:King John
HUGHold Unforgettable Guy/Gal Jan Morgan
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
HUGEHas, Unexpectedly, Grown Enormously Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Adjectives
HUHHardly Understood Her Angela Brett
Main
HULAHappy Undulating Lustful Acts Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
HUMHaving Unusual Moans Jan Morgan
Assorted Nouns:Noises
HUMANHonestly, Unrequited Meaning Afflicts Nothing imposed
People & Relationships
HUMAN (2)Hands Used Mainly Affecting Neighbourhood Gavin Lambert - After all, our hands are our primary means of manipulating our environment.
People & Relationships
Science:Biology:Animals
HUMBLEHas Unpretentious Meekness Because Lives Egoless Jan Morgan
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
HUMDINGERHaving Unexpected Merriment Deeply Involving Numerous Gleeful Excited Responses Tony McCoy O'Grady
Laughter
HUMMERHow Un-Moving Mouths Emit Resonances Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:Music
HUMORHaha's Usually My Own Response Tony McCoy O'Grady, who spells HUMOUR properly.
Laughter
HUMOROUSHaving Upturned Mouth, Often Result Of Unintended Subtext Tony McCoy O'Grady
Laughter
HUMOURHate Uncorrect 'Mericanisms Omitting 'U's Regularly! Tony McCoy O'Grady (see HUMOR)
Laughter
HUNCHHope Uncle Never Catches Her Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
HUNGRILYHe Uncovers Nude Genitals, Revealing Intense Lustful Yearnings Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
HUNGRYHave U No Grub Ready Yet? Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink
HUNGRY (2)Hollow, Uncomfortable, Not Gastronomically Revived Yet Patricia Rix
Food & Drink
HUNTHaving Unusual Natural Talent Jan Morgan
Sports & Recreation
HUNTERHaving Unusual Natural Talent, Engages Rifle Jan Morgan
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
Sports & Recreation
HURRICANEHurry Up Redhat, Redmond Is Continuing Adding New Enhancements Sean Lamb (Hurricane was the code name for RedHat Linux 5.0)
Computers:Linux
Names:Code Names:Linux
HURRY!High Urgency... Result Required Yesterday! Angela Brett
Assorted Phrases
HURTHave Undiagnised Repugnant Troubles Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
HURTS TO BE A CARRIERHowever Unafflicted, Relaying This Sickness To Others Becomes Equally A Curse... Always Remembering Risk, I'm Etiologic Recluse. Angela Brett, when somebody searched for that phrase on the Acronyms website.
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
HUSBANDHe Usually Sleeps Beside A Nuptial Darling. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Marriage & Divorce
HUSHHow Unbroken Silence Happens Tony McQuiet O'Grady
Assorted Nouns:Noises
HUSH (2)How Utterer Silences Hordes TMcCO'G
Assorted Nouns:Noises
HUSSEINHyprocritical United States Supremo Excuses Invasion Nightly Chris Kjelgaard
Names:Famous people:Politicians
HUSSEIN (2)Holes Used Secretly; Still, Eventually, It's Noticed. Roger Williams
Names:Famous people:Politicians
HUSTLERHe's Usually Sharp, Though Losing Early's Rewarding Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
HUWOMANITYHonour Ultimately Womens' Opportunities! Mother Affirm / Nurture Infants, Teens, Youth! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words
People & Relationships
HYATTHere, You Are The Top Angela Brett
Places:Buildings
HYDRAHow You Define Reboots Again Sean Lamb (Hydra was Microsoft's code name for Windows NT 4.0 Terminal Server Edition; MS servers always seem to need a reboot...)
Names:Code Names:Microsoft
HYDROCARBONSHave You Done Rudimentary Organic Chemistry? Alkynes' Redundant Bonds Offer No Saturation. Angela Brett
Science:Chemistry
HYMENHello Young Men - Especially Newcomers! Rico Leffanta
Science:Biology:Body Parts
HYMEN (2)Hasn't Young Maiden Experienced Nymphomania? Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Body Parts
HYPERCARDHighly Yoozerfriendly Programming Environment Requiring Clean And Rapid Development Angela Brett
Computers:Programming
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Software:Applications
HYPER PETEHello Yeomen. Please Extend Rhetorical Presumption Explaining 'Tactful' Ebullition. Hyper Pete (AKA Hyper Unit) in response to Tony's HYPER UNIT expansions.
Names:Acronymists
HYPER PETE (2)Happy You're Participating! Enjoy Remitting Personal Expansions To Everyone. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:Acronymists
HYPER PETE (3)Have You Published Exciting Remarkably-Precise, Elegantly-Tailored Expansions? Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:Acronymists
HYPERTALKHave You Programmed Especially Rapidly? Try Another Language, 'Kay? Angela Brett. (The 'Kay is short for Okay and also a reference to my C programming lecturer whose last name is Kay.)
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Software
Computers:Programming
HYPER UNITHas Your 'Puter Ever Ruined User's Newly Input Typing? Tony McCoy O'Grady, after seeing Hyper's anti-Macronyms.
Names:Acronymists
HYPER UNIT (2)He's Yesterday's Person. Espousing (Recklessly) Utterly Nasty Information Technology Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:Acronymists
HYPHENHave You, Perhaps, Hyphen-Excess Neurosis Tony Hyphen O'Grady (see SHARON (2))
Computers:Internet:Apronyms Website
HYSTERIAHave You Sensed The Excited Rage-Induced Anger? Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Emotions
HYSTERIA (2)Have You Stopped To Engage Reason? It's Alright! Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Emotions
HYSTERICALHollers Yells Screams To Excess Reliving Imaginary Circumstances Alienating Love Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Emotions
HYSTERICAL (2)Helplessly Yelping, Screaming Things Endlessly, Ranting Incoherently, Complaining A Lot. Steve Keate, after he lost Angela's Mac.
People & Relationships:Emotions
HYSTERICSHave You Seen The Evil Raging In Circumcised Sydney? Rico Leffanta
Sports & Recreation
People & Relationships:Emotions
HYTHEHarbour You Thank Heaven Entering Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Waterways
HYUNDAIHave You (Until Now) Driven An Ideal? Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport:Car Makes & Models
HZHearing Zone Jan Morgan (Hz is usually short for Hertz)
Science:Mathematics:Measurement
IAIts Astronomical Rico Leffanta (Ia is Hawaiian for Milky Way)
Science:Astronomy
IACHIMOImplicates A Chaste, Honest, Innocent Maiden - Obnoxious Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Cymbeline
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Cymbeline
IAGOIncites A Ghastly Overreaction Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Othello
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Othello
IAI-DOInteresting Artistry In Defensive Operation Tony McCoy O'Grady
Sports & Recreation:Martial Arts
I AM COOL'It's A Myth!' Claim Objective On-Lookers Angela Brett
Assorted Phrases
People & Relationships
I AM COOL (2)Indicates A Master Craftsman Of Obvious Laidbackness Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Phrases
People & Relationships
I AM GETTING THE MACIbooks Are Much Greater Even Than The IBMs 'N' Gateways. Truly, Hypercard Even May Activate Correctly! Jeff Anonymous
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
I AM HEInfinity's Announcement Mean's He's Eternal Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion
I AM IN LOVEIt's A Miracle! (I'm Not Lazarus, Only Very Emotional.) Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
I AM JEFFI Actually May Just Effectively Fool, Friends. Virgil
Communication:Acronyms Forums:Mystery Posters
I APOLOGISE!It's A Pity, One Loathes Often Getting Internal Server Errors. Angela Brett, after the webserver being reconfigured caused some pages on the Acronyms web site to give internal server errors.
Computers:Internet:Apronyms Website
IBERIAIn Between European Regimes Invading Africa Rico Leffanta
Places
History
IBIZAIndulgent Brits In Zany Activities Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
IBMIncredibly Bad Machine Gavin Shapiro
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers
Commerce:Companies
IBM (2)I Broke Mine Steve Keate
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers
Commerce:Companies
IBM (3)It's Barbarically Megapriced Jeff Anonymous, after mentioning IBM in I AM GETTING THE MAC
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Commerce:Companies
Computers:Generic Hardware
IBOOK (3)It Belongs On One's Knee Angela Brett, partly as a response to those who complain that the iBook won't fit on an aeroplane tray.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
IBOOK (4)"It's Breathtaking!" -- Owner Of KeyLime Angela Brett, who has a key lime iBook.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
IBOOK (5)It's Broken, Obviously... Omitted Konsole! Steve Keate, summarising the reaction of a KDE (http://www.kde.org) user to an iBook.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
Computers:Linux
IBOOK (6)Its Bright Outside's Overly Kooky Angela Brett
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
IBOOK (7)It's Bought Out Of Kindness Angela Brett (see THANKS!)
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware:Angela's Apples
IBOOK (8)It Blocks One's Oesophagus, Killing. Angela Brett and Steve Keate (see DONGLE (3))
Computers:Do Not Eat
IBOOK (9)I Bought One, Oh Kay! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
IBOOK (10)It's Best Of Orchard-Kind! Angela Brett
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
IBRAHIMIraqi-Born Reasoner Analysed Hyperbolae, Integration & Motion. Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics:Mathematicians
ICABIt Criticises Any Blunder Angela Brett (iCab is a Mac web browser which gives reports on all the tiny inconsequential problems in pages' HTML code.
Computers:Internet:Web browsers
ICAB (2)Internet Chauffeur, A Beauty! Angela Brett
Computers:Internet:Web browsers
ICAB (3)It Crashed! Aah, Bugger! Angela Brett
Computers:Internet:Web browsers
ICAB (4)It Crashes A Bit Angela Brett
Computers:Internet:Web browsers
ICAB (5)I'll Choose Another Browser. Angela Brett, who likes some of iCab's features but finds it to be missing a few important ones, and unstable too.
Computers:Internet:Web browsers
I CAN DO ALL THINGS THROUGH CHRISTI Can Achieve Nothing Desiring Only A Lazy Life... Through Him I'm Near God, Shown The Harder Road Of Understanding God's Help Can Have Responsibilities... I Seize Them! Angela Brett
Religion
I CAN FLYI'm Completely Airborne, No Feathers, Look You! TMcCO'G, It's been a while now since I had dreams wherein I could fly, but they were thrilling, though always ultyimately disappointing upon awakening.
Transport
ICARUSIndividuals Crusading Against Rampant Unchecked Stupidity Geoffrey Russell, who is responsible for ICARUS at http://www.h2g2.com/A159374
People & Relationships
ICEIt's Coldness Embodied Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry
Assorted Nouns
ICE (2)It Chills Everything TMcCO'G
Science:Chemistry
Assorted Nouns
ICE AGE Infant Child Enjoyed Animals' Great Expedition TMcCO'G
Entertainment:Movies
ICE CREAMIn-Cone Extravagance... Can't Resist Eating Another Mouthful. Angela Brett
Food & Drink
ICED COFFEEIcy-Cold Espresso, Delicious Cream Or Foam For Enhancing Experience Angela Brett, who is slightly obsessed with iced coffee. In fact, when the heap of spare parts later to be known as KeyBoard came up with that acronym in the first episode of The ADVENTUREs of MacGirl and KeyBoard, MacGirl replied, "Actually it's not just icy-cold espresso. A lot of people think that iced-coffee is just cold coffee with ice in it but it isn't... it has to be made with milk, and sugar, and cream on top, and sometimes icecream and vanilla essence. It's a treat, not just a cold drink.Ó Angela and Dustan will be starting up an iced coffee website some time soon, rating all of the iced coffees they've tried in the quest for the perfect one. If they can manage to get permission from the superhero herself, they might even quote MacGirl somewhere on the site.
MacGirl & KeyBoard
Food & Drink:Drinks
ICELANDIt's Continual Earthquakes Leave A Natural Desolation. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
ICEMANInuit Chappie (Esmiko Man) At Northpole? Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Nationalities & Races
ICONIt's Clicked On Needlessly Apronymous Anonymous
Computers
ICON (2)Image Connoting One's Notions Sean Lamb
Art & Literature
ICYIt's Cold... Yikes! Angela Brett
Assorted Adjectives
IDInitialized Dynamically Angela Brett (an 'id' can be assigned any kind of object)
Computers:Programming:Cocoa
ID (2)Introspection Dominates Angela Brett, because the type of an object in Objective-C/Cocoa is not bound at compile time (where all object pointers could be the generic 'id' if you like) but is discovered at run-time by introspection.
Computers:Programming:Cocoa
IDAHOIts Diversity Actually Has Options Jan Morgan
Places:States & Regions
IDEAInformation Does Electronically Advance. Angela Brett, after she'd said something about throwing ideas around and Tony replied 'I can't throw an idea out the hall door, never mind as far as New Zealand!'
Communication
People & Relationships:Thoughts
IDEA (2)Intelligent Development, Encourages Action Gavin Lambert
People & Relationships:Thoughts
IDENTITYIt Describes Everyone's Natural Traits Ingenuously To You Edwin Hermann
People & Relationships
IDI AMINIf Destiny Impels, Are Men Intrinsically Nefarious? Rico Leffanta
Names:Famous people:Politicians
IDIOT (2)International Director, Intranet Office Technology Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations:Humorous Job Titles
IDIOT (3)I Deal Insurance... Outsmart Tomorrow! Angela Brett (see SHOVE OFF)
Words & Wordplay:Rudeness:Rude Advertising Slogans
IDIOTSI Don't Insult... Only Triumph Scorewise. Angela Brett, when someone on an online game called less able players idiots.
People & Relationships:Insults
I DISAPROVEIts Disastress Incorect Speling, A Por Riter Ofers Vulger Elision Angela Brett (see APROVE)
Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words
Communication
IDOCIndividuals Dependent On Computers Stan Cheney, explaining: We are starting a new organization or movement called "Individuals Dependent On Computers" or IDOC (pronounced: "Idiocy")
Computers
I DON'T BELIEVE YOUI Doubt Obvious Nonsense - Tis Beautifully Embellished - Lacks Indications Endorsing Veracity, Evidently You're Outrageously Untruthful Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Phrases
I'D RATHER DIEIt's Depressing Reading.... And The Hurt/Horror Escalates Rather Dreadfully.... It's Endless Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Phrases
IF MUSIC BE THE FOOD OF LOVEIn Fervid Moments Use Stringed Instruments Creatively. By Encouraging The (Hopefully) Erotic Fervour Of One's Dearest, One Fires Lots Of Venereal Emotions Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
Entertainment:Music
IF ONLY YOU'D KEPT THE CONTACT DETAILS ON YOUR MAC AND USED ISYNC TO COPY THEM TO THE PHONE.It's Fortunate On New Links You Yuppies Only Use Desktop's Keyboard Entering People's Telephones To Have Everywhere -- Clie Or Nokia, They All Can Take Down (Electronically) Telephone/ Address Information. Lost Something? Only Need Your Other (Unaffected) Repository, Make A Copy And No Data's Unavailable. Synchronising Every Day Is Superfluous, Your Numerous Contacts' Telephones Only Change Once Per Year (That's Horrible Estimate, Maybe Their Own Treasured Handhelds Escaped!) Personal Humble Opinion: Not Essential. Angela Brett (who has been without a mobile phone for the past few years and hasn't missed it) in response to MISSING MOBILE PHONE - MY LIFE'S RUINED. An alternative to 'Clie Or Nokia' would be 'Cellphone or Notebook'.
Computers
Communication
I FORGOT TO RANT ABOUT MY NEW DELL COMPUTERI Feel Overjoyed. Radeon Graphics, Optical Twosome, Transflexive Oversized Readout, And No Tubes. Arrived Bouncily, Overconfident UPS Trafficker Must Yaw. New 'Experienced' Windows... Disk Expansive... Let Linux Claim Open Megabytes. Pleased User Thinks: 'Elephantine RAM' Jeff Anonymous, after getting a Dell Dimension 8250 with: 2.4 Gigahertz Pentium IV, Dual boot Windows XP and RED HAT Linux 8, 120 gigabyte hard drive, 512 megabytes of RAM, 17 inch flat panel display, 128 megabyte ATI Radeon 9700 Pro graphics card and two optical disc drives. See also UPS
Computers:Generic Hardware
IF YOU ARE GOODI'll Finance Your Own Unicorn! (Alicorn's Really Elephant's, Glued On... Oh, Devious!) Angela Brett (any young girl would be good if promised a unicorn, and parents can be sneaky when it comes to making young girls be good.)
Assorted Phrases
IGLOOIce-Girth Lodge Or Outpost Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Buildings
IGNOREI Guess No One Really Exists Rico Leffanta
Assorted Verbs
I HAD A GREAT TRIPI'm Home And Delighted About Global Roaming Except, Alas, That The Revelry Is Past. Angela Brett, after going around the world.
Sports & Recreation:Travel
I HATE YOUIdeal Hope Abideth, Thou Endureth Years Of Unpopularity Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Emotions
IKEBANAIt's Kado. Eclectic Botany, Artful New Arrangements Sean Lamb (Ikebana, also known as Kado, is the ancient Japanese art of formal floral arrangement)
Art & Literature
I LEFT AN 'F' OUT OF MY ACRONYM AND I NEVER NOTICEDIt's Laughable! Each Flaw-Teasing Acronym: New Flaw. One Unfailing Typed Output From Me, & Yucky Acronym Cycle's Rounded Off. Now, You Must Always Notice Details... Initials Not Excluded, Valid Expansion, Recheck Nothing's Omitted - Type It Correctly, Everything Done. Angela Brett, after Tony acronymised a similar phrase pointing out a missed letter in one of Jeff's acronyms, but Tony's expansion was missing an F-word. Perhaps he's just too polite. ;)
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
I LIKE SWORDSI Loathe Insignificant Knives - Even Swishing With One Rarely Disturbs Soldiers. Angela Brett, when somebody searched for that phrase on the ACRONYMS website.
Military:Weapons
I LIKE SWORDS (2) I Live, I Kill... Enemies Shall Weep, Or Rather, Die Suddenly. Angela Brett
Military:Weapons
ILLInvalid Lies Lethargically Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
ILL (2)Is Laid Low Roger Williams
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
ILLINOISIt's Lincolns Land, It's Nature's Option In Soybeans Jan Morgan - More soybeans are grown Here
Places:States & Regions
ILLINOIS CENTRALIt's Like Long In New Orleans Is Sighing. Canadian Equipment, New Trains Running Around Louisiana Sean Lamb (Huey Long was governor of Louisiana earlier in the 20th century, and the Illinois Central, now owned by Canadian National, was well-known for the passenger train "The City of New Orleans" [remember the song made famous by Arlo Guthrie?])
Transport:Trains
I'LL PANIC IF I WANT TOIn Life's Less Pleasant Accidents, Natural Inclination Causes Intense Frustration. Individual Witters About, Not Thinking Things Out Tony McCoy O'Grady, after DON'T PANIC
People & Relationships:Emotions
ILLUSIONSIf Lovers Lose Union Should Imbeciles Operate Nuclear Stations? Rico Leffanta, because people imagine lovers sticking together which, of course, they don't do for long, and that bureaucrats are competent to manage nuclear stations, but Chernobel wasn't an illusion, was it?
Politics
People & Relationships:Thoughts
I LOVE MY CATSIntelligent-Looking Only Very Exceptionally -- Mostly Yowling, Careening Around Tired Sleepers Patricia Rix
Science:Biology:Animals
I LOVE YOU (2)I Live On Valuing Everything You Output, Unconditionally. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
I LOVE YOU TOOInvoluntarily Lips Open, Venting Emotions You've Often Uttered (Through Obligation Only?) Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
IMACIncomparable Macintosh Awaits Connection Tony McCoy O'Grady
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
IMAC (2)I Mailed A Companion! Angela Brett, after emailing Tony from an iMac at MacJava Cybercafe, the coolest cafe in Auckland. (Great ICED COFFEE, all sorts of historic Macs and Macazines, and great people.)
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
IMAC (6)It Made Ample Cash Steve Keate
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
IMAC (7)It's Mostly Always Colourful. Steve Keate and Angela Brett.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
IMAC (8)Indigo Model Ain't Costly Angela Brett
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
IMAC (9)It Might Also Choke Steve Keate (see DONGLE (3))
Computers:Do Not Eat
IMAC (10)It Mated A Crayon! Steve Keate, describing the answer an iMac owner would give if asked what happened to his/her old Mac Classic.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
IMAC (11)I Made A CD! Steve Keate, since most of the new iMacs have CD writers in them.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
IMAC (12)It Made A Clunk Steve Keate, guessing what an iMac user might say on taking it to be repaired.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
IMAC (13)Its Monitor Angle's Configurable Angela Brett, referring to the flat-screen iMacs.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
IMAC (14)Its Makers Added Character Angela Brett
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
IMAC (15)It May Abridge Crashing Jeff Anonymous, who ordered an iMac G5 (17" combo drive) last Tuesday. It should ship by Thursday and will be replacing a Windows 98 PC that's freezing up a lot.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
IMAC DVIntuitively Makes Amateur Cinema... Delicious Variations! Angela Brett
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
IMAGE!Interceding Man, Almighty God: Emmanuel! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Refers to Colossians 1:15 "Who is the image of the invisible God, the firstborn of every creature:" (King James Version)
Religion
I'M AN IDIOTI Must Amend Neglectfulness -- I Didn't Inspect Original Typing Tony McCoy O'Grady, when he missed out a word when typing an acronym on the forums.
Assorted Phrases
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
IMBALANCEIt Might Begin A Lean And Not Correct Error Angle-aaah! Brett
Assorted Nouns
IMHOI Make Humungous Overstatements Tony McCoy O'Grady, saying: Let's subvert the accepted standard interpretations of some well known internet nyms, so that when we see them we can smile to ourself knowing that the writer is 'really' saying... (IMHO usually stands for In My Humble/Honest
Re-expansions of existing acronyms:Conversational
I MISS YOUIt's Miserable In Solitude Sometimes... Yearning's Overwhelming, Unfulfilled. Angela Brett
Assorted Phrases
People & Relationships
IMMACIncredible Moustache Moving Applicator & Creme Tony McCoy O'Grady, inspired while watching a TV advert for Immac hair remover.
Drugs
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene:Beauty Products
IMMIGRATIONIf More Move In, Groups Rage About The Isolation Of Nationals Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships
Politics
IMOGENInnocence Makes Others Get Evil Notions Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Cymbeline
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Cymbeline
IMPACTI Might Perform A Crash Test Angela Brett
Transport
Science:Physics
IMPLOREIgnorant Men Pleading Love Offers Romance Eternally Rico Leffanta
Assorted Verbs
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
IMPORTSI Must Purchase Overseas Requisites Traders Supply Tony McCoy O'Grady
Commerce
IMPOSSIBLEI Mustn't Pass On Something So Irresistible... 'Bad' Letters Expanded! Angela Brett, when it was said that EPHEMERAL was impossible to expand.
Assorted Adjectives
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
IMPOSSIBLE (2)Insomniac Mrs. Pleads, "Oh, Stop Snoring!" Instead Bringing Louder Explosions. Angela Brett (some people won't stop snoring no matter what you do!)
Assorted Adjectives
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
IMPOTENTI Mightn't Perform On Time Every Night, Temptress! Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
IMPRESSEDIf Military Personnel Require Extra Servicemen, Shanghai Eligible Drunks Tony McCoy O'Grady - referring to the Press Gangs of the Royal Navy who 'kidnapped' men to fill out the crews of ships in days gone by
Military
IMPROVEMENTSImmediate Modifications - Perhaps Relaying One's Views Easily Making Explanations Not Too Scientific Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Nouns
IMPULSEIf Musky Perfume Urges, Let's Sensuously Embrace Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene:Beauty Products
I'M SLOWIt's My Sad Life On Windoze Angela Brett, as an explanation for not having noticed JAGUAR (7), OBJECTIVE-C and COCOA (2) which were hidden uncapitalised in an email.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
I'M SORRYIts My Shortcoming Of Responsbility, Regretting Yarns Jan Morgan
People & Relationships
INABSENTIAI Need A Bath Soon Especially Now That It's Autumn! Rico Leffanta
Assorted Phrases
INANEIt's Not A Nip Exciting Angela Brett
Assorted Adjectives
INANITYIt's Nutty And Non Intelligent, Thank You. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Nouns
INCENTIVEIf National Creative Energies Necessitate Thinking, Irish Variations Excel Tony McCoy O'Grady, I said I felt I could create an acronym for anything given the incentive. I was challenged to do INCENTIVE, and did.
Words & Wordplay
Assorted Nouns
INCESTIntergenerational Nookie Compromises Extreme Sexual Taboos. Angela Brett and Steve Keate
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
INCEST (2)Intrafamilial Natality Can End So Tragically Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
INCEST (3)Inbreeding Never Causes Embarrassing Sexual Transmissions Bern Dell
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
INCEST (4)I Now Consummate Erotic Sibling's Trysts Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
INCHIt's Not Considered Highbrow Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics:Measurement
INCOME TAXI've No Control Over My Earnings Total After Xtractions Tony McCoy O'Grady
Commerce:Money
INCREASINGIs Not Contained Really Easily As Size Is Now Growing Tony McCoy O'Grady
Main
INDEBTEDInsolvent Nymph Discovers Every Banker Trusts Exotic Dancers Rico Leffanta
Commerce
INDEPENDENCEIsland Nation Departed Empire, Proclaiming & Expressing Neighbour's Domination Evil. Now Called Eire Tony McCoy O'Grady (see also IRELAND)
Politics
INDIAIts Nehru Dynasty Is Ambitious. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
INDIA (2)Is New Delhi In Asia? Roger Williams
Places:Countries
INDIANAIndians Nation, Drivers Indy Annual National Adventure Jan Morgan (nation - land) and the indy 500
Places:States & Regions
INDICAIndians Never Deny It Causes Accidents M.S.Prabhakar (Indica is a small car locally manufactured in India.)
Transport:Car Makes & Models
INDICATORI'm Nearly Directionless, I Could Abruptly Turn - Or Reverse! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport:Car Parts
INDIGESTIONIgnore Nutty Diets. If Good Eating Suggestions Taken, It's Obviated Normally Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
INDIGOIt Never Did Integrate Global Objects Sean Lamb (Indigo is Microsoft's code name for the .NET communication technologies)
Computers:Windows
Names:Code Names:Microsoft
INDIUMIndigo-Named, Ductile - If Uncommon - Metal. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry:Elements
INDONESIAIndependent Now, Dutch Originated Network Exporting Spice Islands Artifacts. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
INDONESIA (2)Is New Daughter Of Nation Evolving Silently, Independently, Alone? Dundee
Places:Countries
I NEED THEE EVERY HOURIndividual Negotiates Eternal Endurance Deemed To Him Even Every Evening Verifies Evident Reverence You're His Offspring, Ultimate Relief Jan Morgan -- song
Entertainment:Music:Songs
Religion
INEPTIndulgent Nymph Exciting Peeping Toms Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
INEQUITYI Note Existence's Quite Unfair, I Tell You Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Nouns
INERTIt's Not Especially Readily Transported Angela Brett
Science:Physics
I NEVER PROMISED YOU A ROSE GARDENInteresting Novel Explores (Very Expertly) Reason, Paranoia, Relationships Often Misdiagnosed In Schizophrenia. Even Deborah's Youth Occasionally Undermines Assistance. Rationality Or Sanity Elude Grasp, Although Reality Does Eventually Normalize Patricia Rix, referring to the book by Hannah Green.
Art & Literature:Book Titles
INFANTICIDEIt's Not Fair, And Not Tolerated - Innocent Child Isn't Deserving Evisceration Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Law & Order
People & Relationships:Death
INFINITYIncrement Numbers Forever - It's Nuts, I Tell You! Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics
INFORMATICSI Need Find Out / Research - Maybe Automatically - Topics In Computer System Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science
Computers
INFORMATIONI'm Not Fond Of Reading Magazines About The Importance Of Nailcare. Angela Brett
Communication
INFORMATION SYSTEMSIncomsequential Notational Fumblings, Often Recording Methodologies Attached To Inflow Of Notions - Supposedly You'll See The Exercise Means Something. Angela Brett, who so far thinks that information systems analysis is a load of rubbish, but understands that some people feel the same way about mathematics.
Computers
INFORMATION TECHNOLOGYIt's New-Fangled Organisation - Relaying Messages Across The Internet... Only Now They Electronically Can Have Nookie! Online Lovers Often Gull You. Angela Brett
Computers
INGRIDI Need Guys Really Into Dancing! Rico Leffanta
Names:First names:Female
INHALING (2)I Now Have A Lung Issuing Nasty Gunge Tony McCoy O'Grady
Drugs:Tobacco
IN HEATIntercourse Needed Having Erotic Astronomical Temperatures Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
INHIBITIONI Never Have Imbibed Beverages Intended To Inebriate Ostentatious Nymphomaniacs Rico Leffanta
Drugs
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
INITIATIONInsult Newcomers Intensely... This Is A Test (Idiotically, Of Nothing!) Angela Brett, on the humiliating initiation rituals which movies would have us believe fraternity/sorority members have to go through.
People & Relationships
INKWELLI'll Now Keep Writing, Employing Lampblack Liquid Tony
Household Objects
IN LAWI Never Loved Anyone Worse Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Family
INMATEI've Not Murdered Anyone (This Evening) Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Criminals
INMATE (2)"It's Not Mine!" A Thief Exclaimed Patricia Rix
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Criminals
INMATE (3)Incarceration Normally Makes A Thug Embittered Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Criminals
IN MY ARROGANT OPINIONI Never! May Your Absolutely Ridiculous Ruminations Oppose Greatness? Are Not Thinking, One Presumes; I Need Idiotic Opinions Not! Gavin Lambert
Assorted Phrases
People & Relationships:Thoughts
INNER CHILDInnate Nurturing Now Essential, Revered Cautious Hidden Id Lives Disabled Jan Morgan
People & Relationships
INNOCENTInjustice Needs No Obviously Convincing Evidence ---- Nail Tony! Tony McCoy O'Grady (see GUILTY)
Communication:Acronyms Forums:Mystery Posters
INNUENDON'TIt's Not Naughty Unless Explicitly Nasty, Decency & Openness Not Threatened Tony McCoy O'Grady, in response to PORNOTGRAPHIC. This means that Pornotgraphy would be visual, while Innuendon't would be aural. The Pornotgraphy has overtones of photography in there also.
Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
INQUISITIONI Never Quite Understood It... So Is This It, Or Not? Angela Brett
Communication
IN RETROSPECT, I AGREE WITH YOUI Never Really Expected To Receive 'Onor. Some People Esteem Calendar Turnovers, I Ambitiously Grasped - Recklessly Expecting Equality With Irish Tony, Had You Only Understood! Tony McCoy O'Grady, acronymising what Jeff said when Angela explained (on the Acronyms forums) why he wouldn't get an honour for the first acronym in 2002.
Communication:Acronyms Forums
INSIt's Now Security Sean Lamb (INS was the Immigration and Naturalization Service in the US until it merged into the DHS [Department of Homeland Security])
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
People & Relationships:Law & Order
INSANEI Never Spoke Any Nonsense Either! Rico Leffanta
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments:Mental Illness
INSANELY-GREAT.COMInternet Niche Showing Apple's Next Electronic Leap. Your G3s Rule, Endangering All The Companies Opposing Macintosh. Angela Brett and Dustan Dowsing... and yes there is a Mac website at http://www.insanely-great.com.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
Computers:Internet:URLs
INSANELY GREAT MACInnovative New Software Advancing New Electronic Lifestyle. You've Greatly Revolutionised Electronics... Apple Technology Makes A Comeback! Angela Brett and Dustan Dowsing. (Steve Jobs described the Macintosh as being insanely great way back before it was even out of the bag, and we agree with him!)
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
INSANITYIt's Not Socially Acceptable, Never Is, Thank You. Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments:Mental Illness
INSOMNIAI Need Sleep! Obviously My Nocturnal Inability's Annoying. Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
INSOMNIA (2)I Never Slept One Minute - Now I'm Awake! Melanie Merswolke and Patricia Rix
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
INSPECIFICIt's Not Strictly Perfect Expansion - Created In Friggin' Infinitesimal Chronos! Angela Brett, when Bern complained about her use of 'Inspecific' in GENERIC.
Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words
INSPIRATIONI Need Some! Please Invent Rousing Acronyms To Inspire Others... Now! Angela Brett
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
INSPIRATION (2)Innate Notion, Spritual Perspective In Respectable Approach To Instinct, Obviously Natural Jan Morgan
People & Relationships
INSPIRATIONALInnate Notion, Spiritual Perspective In Respectable Approach To Instinct, Obviously Natural Ability Lavished Jan Morgan
People & Relationships
INSPIREDInspired: Nurturing Spirit Presented Infinite's Redemption / Emmanuel’s Desire Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Religion
People & Relationships:Thoughts
INSTANT FAMEImmediate Notoriety, Simply Tack Advertising Nonsense To Forums And Miff Everybody! Angela Brett, when somebody spammed the Apronyms Forums about a website promising 'instant fame', where the fame was no more than having your name on a website... something you could achieve by posting a message on the forums. I don't recommend spamming the forums, however, please post something constructive instead.
Communication:Acronyms Forums
INSTANT FAME (2)I'll Now Spam To Attract Nitwits To Find About My Eminence Angela Brett, when somebody spammed the Apronyms Forums about a website promising 'instant fame', where the fame was no more than having your name on a website. The site appeared to be run by the Yellow Pages, and as I doubt they would resort to forum-spam for advertising, I can only assume the poster was trying to attract people to the site in order to increase his or her own 'fame'. Although, if having your name on a website counts as fame, then the simple act of posting on the forums gave just as much fame as the fame website itself.
Communication:Acronyms Forums
INSTANT FAME (3)"I'm Not Stupid... To Achieve Notoriety, Try Forming Apronyms." -- Miss Expansion 2003 Angela Brett, when somebody spammed the Apronyms Forums about a website promising 'instant fame', where the fame was no more than having your name on the website. If having your name on a website counts as fame, then a much better way to get famous is to submit apronyms to this site. (Note that this apronym was added in 2005... but I haven't added many apronyms recently so I won't claim that fictitious title for this year.)
Communication:Acronyms Forums
INSTANT MESSAGINGImmediate Notes Speeding To Anothers Note Typing Memos, Every Second So Answers Get Instantaneous Notice Gaddingabout Jan Morgan
Computers:Internet
INSULIN BALANCE TRIALI Need Sugar Undersupply Like I Need Broken Arms... Leg Amputation, Near Coma, Every Time Risking Injury And Life Angela Brett, responding to an unsuccessful search of the site - it's so unsuccessful that even searching for the phrase on GOOGLE only brings up the Apronyms Unsuccessful Searches page. This could have been done better if the searcher had expanded on what s/he was looking for.
Science:Biology
INSURANCEInvestment Needed Should User Risk Accidental Nasty Chance Event Tony McCoy O'Grady
Commerce
INTIt's Neatly Truncated Angela Brett, when she had half an hour to spare in a C programming test. (In C, an int is a kind of variable which holds an integer, and values put into one get truncated.)
Computers:Programming:C variable types
INT (2)Its Name's Truncated Angela Brett, because int is short for integer.
Computers:Programming:C variable types
INT (3)I'm Not Telling As a programmer, it's sometimes hard to figure out what value a particular variable holds (or is supposed to hold).
Computers:Programming:C variable types
INTEGERSInclude Naturals - They Even Generate External Rational Set. Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics:Number sets
INTEGRATION PROJECTIt's Not Too Easy Getting Result... Adding That Infinity Of Negligible Parts. Relying On Just Exhaustive Calculation's Terrible! Angela Brett, when somebody searched for that phrase on the Acronyms website.
Science:Mathematics
INTELInvest Nothing, They'll Eventually Lose. Angela Brett, after Steve said that he wouldn't invest any money in Intel because he doesn't think they innovate any more.
Computers
Commerce:Companies
INTENSITYInitial Nude Tryst Elicits Nervousness... Should I Touch You? Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
INTENSITY (2)I Never Thought, Except Now, Suddenly, I Think: "You!" Patricia Rix
People & Relationships
INTERNATIONAL DEVELOPMENT CONSULTINGIt's Not That Easy, Remembering Natives All Think In Own National Affectations. Language Dictates Ethnic Viewpoints, Every Line Of Program Must Echo Numerous Thoughts Concurrently, Or Numerous Separate UIs Litter The IDE... Nothing Generalised. Angela Brett, thinking of specifically of international software development.
Science:Linguistics
Computers:Programming
INTERNET (2)International Non-Tangible Ethereal Reticule Neatly Encapsulating Technology Tony McCoy O'Grady
Computers:Internet
INTERNET (3)I Need To Email Romantic Notes Everywhere Tonight Rico Leffanta
Computers:Internet
INTERRACIALIt's Nice To Experience Relations Ranging Across Cultures - It Augments Life TMcCO'G
People & Relationships:Nationalities & Races
INTIMIDATORIntrusive Nasty Thug Is Most Intense, Displaying Aggression & Threats Of Revenge Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships
INTRODUCING LONGHORNIt's Not That. Really, OpenStep-Descended Unix Clone. Implementors Now Gawk -- Lots Of New Goodies: H.264, Overvoicing, RSS. Neat! Jeff Anonymous, in reference to a humorous banner hanging at WWDC 2004, which actually brags on new advanced features (including the H.264 video codec, the VoiceOver spoken interface, and RSS syndication in Safari) in Tiger, which will probably be version 10.4 of the Mac OS.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
INVALIDInane Nonsense: Verily, A Logically? Inferred Deprivation Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Assorted Adjectives
INVALID (2)I Need Ventilator And Live In Diapers Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Healthcare
INVASION OF IRAQInvasion Now Viewed American Solution - Importantly, Only Nations Of Fundamentalist Islamic Religious Arabs Qualify Chris Kjelgaard
Military:War & Terrorism
INVASION OF IRAQ (2)Iraq's Never-Valorous Army Soon Imploded - Only, Now, Occupying Forces Infer Reactionaries Aren't Quelled! Chris Kjelgaard
Military:War & Terrorism
INVEIGHI Never Voice Exceptions In Good Humour Rico Leffanta
Assorted Verbs
INVOLVINGI Need Vulnerability, Or Looming Violence Is Not Gainful. Angela Brett - this one came about because in response to her LOVING on the forums, Tony said '"..or 'Involving'" thus creating LOVING (2). Angela briefly expected to see an expansion for INVOLVING using the same words as the LOVING expansion. All this LOVING is beginning to make it seem like FORUM POST (2) is not far from the truth.
People & Relationships:Abuse
IN YOUR DREAMSI'm Next - You Offered Us Reciprocal Delightful Rubbing, Expressed As "Massage Swapping" Tony McCoy O'Grady, when he defended MASSAGE THERAPY (3) (Which Patricia thought more suited to a massage parlour - see DIFFERENTLY WELL) by saying "I was thinking a couple massaging each other in turns and finding it arousing." Patricia responded with, "But surely, only the first person to be massaged actually gets a massage! Do an acronym on that subject, please." Tony suggested that they can take it in turns, which prompted Patricia to give '"In Your Dreams" as the candidate for expansion.
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
Sports & Recreation:Relaxation
IODINEIn Ocean Depths It's Never Ending Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry:Elements
IOMEGAI Own Marvellous External Gigabyte Accessory. Angela Brett
Computers
Commerce:Companies
IOMEGA (2)Input/ Output, My Electronic Gargantuan Accesses. Jeff Anonymous
Computers
Commerce:Companies
IONICInstead Of Neutral, It's Charged. Angela Brett
Science:Chemistry
I/O PORTInternal Organs Panicking Over Recycled Trash Dundee
Computers:Do Not Eat
IOWAIt's Out West America Angela Brett
Places:States & Regions
IOWA (2)Idiots On Weird Arable wishes
Places:States & Regions
IOWA (3)Individuals Offered Wool, Amanas Jan Morgan - German religious Colony (amanas) offered woolens, wine, furniture and baked goods
Places:States & Regions
IPERSONIntelligent People Err Rarely, Sometimes, Or Never joybutton, because Angela was on IRC at the time with the nick iPerson.
Names:Acronymists
I.P. FREELYI'm Passing Fluids Regularly - Everything Everywhere Looks Yellow! Ben Dover
Names:Prank Calls
IPODIt's Portable, Omniuseful Disk Angela Brett, referring to Apple's 'iPod' mp3 player which doubles as a firewire hard disk.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
IPOD (2)I Paid - One Deposit Angela Brett, at 1a.m, after transferring some money to buy an Apple iPod. (Online banking should have safeguards in place to stop people from spending large amounts of money while they're half asleep!)
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
IPOD (3)Impulse Purchase? Oh, Dear! Angela Brett, who did actually think for a while before buying an iPod, but it's still dear!
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
IPOD (4)I[']m Patient (One Day!) Angela Brett, who ordered an iPod this morning and expects to receive it tomorrow.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
IPOD (5)Incredible Piece Of Design Angela Brett, a few hours after her iPod arrived.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
IPOD (6)Ideal; Play-On-Demand Angela Brett, in response to FM and AM (2)
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
IPOD (7)I'd Put One's Diapason Angela Brett, who assumes that eating an iPod would cause intestinal problems. (I have never heard the word diapason spoken, I hope it sounds similar enough to 'diapers on' to make this work.)
Computers:Do Not Eat
IPOD PHOTOIn Pictures Or Diapason, Person Has Obviously Taken Overdose Angela Brett
Computers:Do Not Eat
IPOD SHUFFLEIt Pains Our Digestive Systems Horribly. Unhealthy For Feeder's 'Low End' Angela Brett, on noticing that Apple's page on the new low-end iPod, the iPod Shuffle, bears the recommendation, 'Do not eat iPod shuffle.'
Computers:Do Not Eat
IPOD SHUFFLE (2)I Put One Down 'Sophagus & Hawked Up Foul & Foetid Liquid Emetically Tony (see IPOD SHUFFLE)
Computers:Do Not Eat
IQ SCOREIrrelevant(?) Questionnaire Shows Cleverness Or Retardation, Evidently. Angela Brett, who probably shouldn't criticise IQ tests since she has a particularly high IQ. They are relevant, I think, but there are some elements of cleverness they don't measure.
People & Relationships:Thoughts
IRANIslamic Republic, Asian Nation. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
IRAQInternal Revolts Are Quelled. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
IRAQ (2)It Riles America's Queen Angela Brett - by 'Queen' I mean president... when it comes to Q words, gender isn't important! (perhaps that's why QUEER starts with Q)
Places:Countries
IRAQ (3)It Really Ain't Quiet W. Kline
Places:Countries
IRAQIInvaders' Reasoning: Al Qaeda Implicit Chris Kjelgaard
People & Relationships:Nationalities & Races
Military:War & Terrorism
IRASIntrigues Romantically Around Soothsayer Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Julius Caesar and Antony and Cleopatra
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Antony and Cleopatra
I REALLY NEED TO GO PEEPEEIn Relief Emergency A Lavatory's Located. You Now Elbow Every Door To Openly Gain Occupancy. Painfully Each's Engaged - Piddle Erupts Everywhere Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Phrases
IRELANDIndependent Republic, English Lodgers Are Nearly Dislodged! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
IRELAND (2)Inspiringly Rich Emerald Living Area, Nice Destination Jan Morgan
Places:Countries
IRENEI Rarely Expand Names <- Exception Angela Brett
Names:First names:Female
IRIDIUMIts Rainbowness Is Displayed In Useful Mixtures. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry:Elements
IRISIn Rainbows Is Speed Rico Leffanta
Religion:Roman Gods & Goddesses
IRISHIreland Reaching Into Southern Hemisphere Tony McCoy O'Grady, describing our KIWI friendship
People & Relationships:Nationalities & Races
IRISH (2)Ignorant Rogues In Shamrock Highlands Mary Carr
People & Relationships:Nationalities & Races
IRONIt Rusts, Oh No! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry:Elements
IRON (3)I Respect Otherhalf Now. Angela Brett
Time:Special Occasions:Wedding Anniversaries
IRON (4)Initiate Reproduction, Or Never! Angela Brett
Time:Special Occasions:Wedding Anniversaries
IRON (5)Initial Romance Over Now Angela Brett
Time:Special Occasions:Wedding Anniversaries
IRON (6)Idly Reflect On Nuptials Angela Brett
Time:Special Occasions:Wedding Anniversaries
IRSIncome Retrieval Service Sean Lamb (who just finished filing his 2003 tax return)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Commerce
ISImplies Status Edwin Hermann, referring to the usual meaning of IS, Information Systems.
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers
IS (2)Inexplicably So Jeff Anonymous, when he capitalised IS in 'This one IS Tony'.
Main
IS AInheritance Shown Articulately Angela Brett, when a C++ lecturer mentioned that the idea of inheritance in object oriented programming (and elsewhere) is based around the phrase 'is a'. e.g. 'A mouse is a mammal' or 'A mammal is a living creature'.
Computers:Programming
ISAACIllustrious Scifi Author's Always Creative Sean Lamb (that's Isaac as in Isaac Asimov, of course)
Art & Literature:Writers
ISAAC (2)Is Sacrificed Adolescent, Actually Conserved Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Male
Religion
ISABELLAIntercession Succeeds And Brother's Eventually Let Loose Again Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Measure for Measure
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Measure for Measure
ISCHISAURUSIt Should Call Herrerasaurus Its Sister, Although Uncertain Relationship's Under Speculation Angela Brett (There is speculation that Ischisaurus may actually be the same genus as Herrerasaurus.)
Science:Biology:Animals:Dinosaurs
ISDNIt's So Darn Neat! Angela Brett
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Internet
ISDN (2)It Still Does Nothing Acronymous Anonymous
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Internet
ISDN (3)I See Dollars Now Chuck Banks
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Internet
ISDN (4)Is Someone Dreaming Nonsense? Chuck Banks
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Internet
ISEULTIrish Sweetheart, Enchanted Unto Lover Tristram Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Myths & Legends:Arthurian Legend
ISISIs She Immortally Superior? Rico Leffanta
Religion
ISOInitials Seem Off Angela Brett (ISO usually means International Organization for Standardization, so it seems as though its abbreviation should be IOS. However, ISO is not an acronym... as explained at http://www.iso.org/iso/en/aboutiso/introduction/index.html#three)
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
ISO (2)Initials Swapped Over? Angela Brett (ISO usually means International Organization for Standardization, so it seems as though its abbreviation should be IOS. However, ISO is not an acronym... as explained at http://www.iso.org/iso/en/aboutiso/introduction/index.html#three)
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
ISOMETRIESImages Simulate Originals, Mostly. Examples: Translations, Rotations Imitate Exact Shape Angela Brett. (An isometry is a plane transformation which preserves distances, and therefore shapes of figures.)
Science:Mathematics:Geometry
ISP (2)It Starves, Profitless Angela Brett, as a modification of Jeff's ISP.
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Internet
Commerce
ISP (3)It's Slow & Pathetic Tony McCoy O'Grady
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Internet
ISP (4)Intermittent Squeaky Pauses Tony McCoy O'Grady
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Internet
ISP (5)It Shan't Prevail! Angela Brett, referring to Jeff's ISP
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Commerce
ISP (6)I'm Sorely Peeved! Tony McCoy O'Grady, in reference to Jeff's ISP
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Internet
Commerce
ISP (7)Internet Stopper Plugged Jeff Anonymous (in reference to what'll happen when @home finally does go down the loo...well, I have AOL on the side just in case)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Internet
Commerce
ISP (8)It Seeks Profit Jeff Anonymous, as a modification of ISP
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Internet
Commerce
ISRAELIt's Still Really Arab-Encompassed Land Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
ISRAEL (2)International Saga Recounting Arab Eras Lost Rico Leffanta
Places:Countries
ISSUR DANIELOVITCHIt Seems So Useless Remembering Duty Almost Never Interrupts Enjoying Lots Of Virgins Itching To Collar Him Rico Leffanta (Issur Danielovitch is better known as Kirk Douglas)
Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses:Little known real names
IS THIS A STRANGE PREOCCUPATION? OR WHAT?It's Suggested Tony Has Interesting (Strange And Suggestive?) Tendencies - Really! A Natural Gentleman Elegantly & Properly Resists Exposing Overt Clothing Concerns. Unpleasant People Are Teasing, I Opine. Normally Only Rogueish Women Hiss At Tony Tony McCoy O'Grady, after Patricia asked that very question when Tony demonstrated his familiarity with women's undergarments with his WONDERBRA (3).
Communication:Acronyms Forums
Household Objects:Clothing:Underwear
ITIntensive Touching Tony McCoy O'Grady. Angela had quoted a student telling a friend to 'do it in the Mac lab.' Tony asked whether these two students were of opposite sexes, to which Angela replied that they weren't thinking of doing *it*, probably just doing I.T.
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
IT (2)Ivory Tower Rico Leffanta (referring to information technology, of course)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers
IT AIN'T OVER UNTIL IT'S OVERI'm Told Anything Is Not Terminated, Or Verifiably Ended Reliably, Unless No Tangible Indicators Linger. If This Seems Overly Verbose, Express Regret Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Phrases:Sayings
ITALICSIndolent's Typographical Additive Littering Immeasurable Current Sentences Kenneth T. Davis -- giving back to an application I love -- no, distraction from present writing project
Communication
ITALYIntensely Tactile And Lecherous! Yes? Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
IT CAN BE AS LONG AS YOU LIKE AS LONG AS YOU ACRONYMISE ITI Think Championship Acronyms Need Bigness! Especially Astounding Samples Live On, Never Growing Aged, Surviving Years Of Uncontested Laughter Inducement. Keen, Eager Acronymists Should Laugh Off Newly Generated Attempts. Stretching Your Offering Usually Assures Colleagues Recognition - Only Note.... You Must Individually Spell Each Item Therein Tony McCoy O'Grady, acronymising Angela's response to his question about how long the description on the page listing his acronyms could be.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
Words & Wordplay:Ridiculously long apronyms
ITCHIrritation That Craves Hurt Angela Brett, since we get rid of an itching sensation by scratching and making it hurt instead.
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
ITCH (2)Incredibly Troubling Cutaneous Hypersensitivity Word Nerd
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
ITEMIndividually Tally! Expertly Market! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Assorted Nouns
IT IS HOT OUTI Think It's So Hot Out That Our Underwear's Tropical Sean Lamb (I am reminded of the scene in "Good Morning Viet Nam" where Robin Williams is telling his radio listeners how hot it was that day)
Science:Meteorology
IT'S RUDE TO POINTIt's Totally So Repulsive, Using Digit Extended Towards One Person's Objectional! It's Not Tactful Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Advice
ITS SO COOL!!If They Spam Several Other Communities Online, Others'll Look! Angela Brett, expanding the capitalised phrase (complete with bad punctuation) in the INSTANT FAME forum spam.
Communication:Acronyms Forums
IT'S THE ECONOMY, STUPIDI Think State's Taxing Heavily, Even Employers Cannot Offer New Offices. Maybe You Simply Think Unemployment Punishes Impious Denominations. Angela Brett
Religion
Commerce
IVANA TINKLEI'm Very Agonised, Needing A Toilet. I'll Not Keep Legs Entwined Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:Prank Calls
I'VE FALLEN (2)I'm Virtually Embracing Flooring, And Lack Levitation-Enabling Needs Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Phrases
I VENTURE TO SAYI'm Very Eager Not To Undertake Rule Elucidation - They're Only Standard Acronymic Yardsticks Tony McCoy O'Grady, in response to the suggestion that we collate all the rules in THE ACRONYMISTS' CHARTER.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
IVO LEVIIf Virgin Offers, Let's Enjoy Venery Intimately Rico Leffanta (Ivo Levi is better known as Yves Montand)
Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses:Little known real names
IVORY (2)Intact Vows Of Respecting You Angela Brett, referring to what is traditionally the ivory (14th) wedding anniversary.
Time:Special Occasions:Wedding Anniversaries
IVYIt's Viny, Yes? Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Plants
IVY (2)Interloping Vine Yardage Rico Leffanta
Science:Biology:Plants
IVY (3)In Vacant Yards Roger Williams
Science:Biology:Plants
IVY (4)Is Vine, Yonder Jan Morgan
Science:Biology:Plants
I WANT MY MACInternational Web Access Not There - Mailing You May Also Cost. Angela Brett, when she was without her Mac and could only look at national websites on the university Macs.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
I WANT MY MAC BACKIrate Wish About New Technology - Macintosh Yearnings May Actually Create Badtemperedness And Cause Killings. Tony McCoy O'Grady, after Angela complained about her Mac having been in Mac-hospital for over a week getting extra RAM. (See SCANNER.) He then commented: "You know how these crazed teenagers grab the nearest gun and go on a rampage when they get upset by something? Don't let it happen to you."
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
I WANT MY MAC BACK (2)It's Wicked And Needless, That Mad Young Man Actually Cannot Be Apple Computer Kind Tony McCoy O'Grady
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
I WANT MY MAC TOOIncoherent Windoze Applications Necessitate Training - Meanwhile Your Mac's Already Completed The Obvious Operations. Angela Brett
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
I WAS JOKINGIt Was A Silly Jest, Over Killed. It Never Gelled. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Phrases
Laughter
I WAS TIREDI Went And Said Things I Regret; Excuse Delivered. Angela Brett
Assorted Phrases
IWIIncreased Whanau, Ivory Angela Brett (Iwi means either 'tribe' or 'bone' in Maori, Whanau means 'family')
Science:Biology:Body Parts
People & Relationships:Family
Science:Linguistics:Maori Words
I WONDERIs Wisdom Often Needed During Extended Reflection? Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Thoughts
IZACI'm Zealous About Compactness Angela Brett - iZac is my Newton MessagePad 110, which works surprisingly well since it's only the second model in a long-discontinued series. iZac's web page is at http://acronyms.co.nz/angela/mac/iZac.html
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware:Angela's Apples
IZZARDIt's Zed. Zounds! Apronyms Rarely Disappoint! Sean Lamb (dictionary.com defines izzard simply as "The letter z.")
Science:Linguistics
JAJerry's Affirmative Tony McCoy O'Grady, since ja is German for yes.
Science:Linguistics:German Words
Communication:Yesses And Noes
JABJut Against Belly Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Verbs
JAB (2)Just A Blow Jan Morgan
Assorted Nouns
JABBERJumbled Announcement, But Barely Ever Recognizable Tony McCoy O'Grady
Communication:Talking
JACK CADEJustifiable Anger Casts Kentish Conspirator Against Decadent Establishment Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's King Henry VI
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:King Henry VI
JACK DEEJoker And Celebrity Keeps Deadpan Expression Effortlessly Eric Bridgstock, as an entry to the Radio Times Def.i.n.i.t.i.a.l.s competition
Names:Famous people
JACK DEE (2)Jester Appears Curmudgeonly, Keenly Deploying Elevated Eyebrow Tony McCoy O'Grady, as an entry to the Radio Times Def.i.n.i.t.i.a.l.s competition
Names:Famous people
JACKETJust A Coat, Keenly Echoing Trousers Tony McCoy O'Grady, whose jackets are usually part of a suit.
Household Objects:Clothing
JACKIE (2)Judgmental Adult, Conniving Knave Is Egocentric Jan Morgan - someone I know
Names:First names:Female
JACKSONJamming Adult, Can Keep Success Of Name Jan Morgan
Entertainment:Music:Artists
JAFFJust Angela's Freaky Falilure Jeff Anonymous, when Angela mistyped his name on the Acronyms forums.
Communication:Acronyms Forums
JAGUARJust A General Upgrade, Albeit Remarkable Angela Brett (unwittingly inspired by JAGUAR (7)), referring to the well-publicised 'code name' of Mac OS X 10.2
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Software
Names:Code Names:Apple
JAGUAR (2)Justifiably Apple's Greatest - Users Are Raving Angela Brett (see JAGUAR)
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Software
Names:Code Names:Apple
JAGUAR (3)Just Add Great Users, And Relax. Angela Brett (see JAGUAR)
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Software
Names:Code Names:Apple
JAGUAR (4)Jobs Announced GPU Utilisation And Rendezvous Angela Brett (see JAGUAR)
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Software
Names:Code Names:Apple
JAGUAR (5)Just About Godlike... Unbelievers Are Reconsidering Steve Keate and Angela Brett
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Software
Names:Code Names:Apple
JAGUAR (6)Joins Aqua GUI, Unix, And Reality Angela Brett and Rob Rix (reality as in, not vapourware)
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Software
Names:Code Names:Apple
JAGUAR (7)Just Another General Upgrade And Revamp Paul Marshall
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Software
Names:Code Names:Apple
JAGUAR (8)Jaguar: A Great User-Advanced Ride Acronymous Anonymous
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Software
Names:Code Names:Apple
JAILJust Another Inmate Lodging. Roger Williams
People & Relationships:Law & Order
Places:Buildings
JAIMEJust An Individual Making Enough Jan Morgan
Names:First names
JALOPYJapanese American Lemon Often Pedalled Yearly Rico Leffanta
Transport:Car Makes & Models
JAMJelly As Marmalade Jan Morgan
Food & Drink
JAM (2)Just A Mess Jan Morgan
Assorted Nouns
Food & Drink
JAMBOREEJubilant Adolescents Meeting Brothers On Rally, Easterly Event Jan Morgan -- every 4 years there is a National Jamboree (2005) for the boy scouts, 40,000 attend. There also is a world jambo that happens alternately. (2007)
Time:Special Occasions
Sports & Recreation:Scouts
JAMBOREE (2)Jubilant Adolescents Meeting Brothers On Regional Educational Event Jan Morgan -- every 4 years there is a National Jamboree (2005) for the boy scouts, 40,000 attend. There also is a world jambo that happens alternately. (2007)
Time:Special Occasions
Sports & Recreation:Scouts
JAMESJesus's Apostle Made Evangelising Simple. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion:Bible books
JAMES JOYCEJumbled And Meaningless? Eminent Scholars Jousted Over Your Creative Exercise Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Writers
JAMES T KIRKJump Across Majestically Empty Space To Kombat Independent Races Kinetically Bones McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:Star Trek
JAMIEJostles Activities, More Impressive Everyday Jan Morgan
Names:First names
JANJohn Adaptive Name Jan Morgan - If I would have been a boy I would have been John (after my daddy's brother) - John means Jan in Dutch.
Names:Acronymists
Names:First names:Female
JAN (2)Just A Name Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
JAN (3)Jotter Absorbs Notes Jan Morgan
Names:Acronymists
Names:First names:Female
JANEJust A Nymph Emerging Rico Leffanta
Names:First names:Female
JANE FONDAJust A Nobody, Editorializing/Effeminate Fight Opposer Negotiates Disreputable Agenda Jan Morgan -- was a sell out in the Vetnam conflict
Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses
JANEINJust A No Expressed In Negative Angela Brett, in response to SICNON (Ja is the opposite/negative of No, while Nein is negative to start with!)
Communication:Yesses And Noes
JANEIN (2)Ja: A Nein, Expresed In Negative Jeff Anonymous, as a modification of JANEIN
Communication:Yesses And Noes
JANETJust Another Name... Expand This! Angela Brett, expanding another name which means nothing to me from the unsuccessful searches list. I tried leaving it to somebody who knows a Janet but none appeared.
Names:First names:Female
JANEWAYJust Another Nominal Enterprise Woman Astronaut, Yes? Bones McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:Star Trek
JANICEJust Act Nice; I'll Come Eventually! Rico Leffanta
Names:First names:Female
JANITORJust A Nice Individual To Oversee Repairs Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
JANITOR (3)Jacuzzis Are Not Issued To Ordinary Residents Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
JANITORIALJust A Nitwit In Tattered Overalls, Responsibility Is Airport Lavatory Angela Brett, who doesn't really think that lowly of janitors, and hopes somebody doing janitorial work will respond with a more positive expansion.
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
JANITORIAL (2)Just A Nobody In Tracksuit, Overseeing Repairs & Inspecting All Lavatories Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
JANUARY (3)Janus And Nebula Usher Aquarius Rising Yearly Rico Leffanta
Time:Months
JAPANJust A Pacific Aggressive Nation Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
JAPAN (2)Justifiably, Apple's Popular Around Nippon. Angela Brett
Places:Countries
JAPAN (3)Just A Powerful Asian Nation. Roger Williams
Places:Countries
JAQUENETTAJoyous And Quite Unsophisticated. Enjoys Nonsensical Exchanges Teasing Tiresome Armado Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Love's Labours Lost
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Love's Labours Lost
JAQUESJesuitically Applies Questions Unto Every Situation Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's As You Like It
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:As You Like It
JAREDJewelry's A Really Expensive Delight Angela Brett, who went to http://jared.com hoping for inspiration for this expansion, and found a jewellery store.
Commerce:Companies
Household Objects:Clothing:Jewellery & Accessories
JARROWJactate Across Rural Road's Overall Width Tony McCoy O'Grady (Jarrow is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as meaning, 'An agricultural device which, when towed behind a tractor, enables the farmer to spread his dung evenly across the width of the road.')
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
JARROW (2)Journey (Amid Raging Recession) Of Workers Tony McCoy O'Grady (During 1936 a march of the unemployed demanding work began at Jarrow in North East England)
Places:Towns & Cities:UK
JASMINE TEAJust A Small 'Mount Is Needed Everyday To Enjoy/ Appreciate Tony
Food & Drink:Drinks
JASONJust A Stupid Old Nutter Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:First names:Male
JASON (2)Joker At Several Occasions Noticed Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Male
JA WOHLJerry's Affirmative Words - 'One Hears Loyally' Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Linguistics:German Words
JAWSJaneymack - A Whopping Shark! Tony McCoy O'Grady ('Janey Mack' is a Dublin expression of surprise)
Entertainment:Movies
JAXARTOSAURUSJust Another Xenomorph, A Reptile That Once Saw Action Under Roughly Ukranian Skies Sean Lamb (My dictionary defines xenomorph as a space alien, and some have theorized that dinos were originally aliens, so... Jaxartosaurus was first discovered in Kazakhstan; it may not be the Ukraine, but it's a lot closer to there than Utah)
Science:Biology:Animals:Dinosaurs
JAYJokes At You Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Male
JAY LENOJowly American Yukster Lands Every Night Obligatorily joybutton
Entertainment:TV shows:Talk Shows
JAZZJust Add Zip & Zing ToneDeaf McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:Music
JEALOUSJustly Envious About Loved One Undressing Someone Steve Keate and Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Emotions
JEALOUSY (2)Just Envy - Accopmpanying Lots Of Unfulfilled Sexual Yearning Leo Boyes
People & Relationships:Emotions
JEANNEJah Endows... As Numerous Names Express! Angela Brett - Jeanne, like hundreds of other names, comes from 'John' which means 'God is gracious' or 'Gift of God'
Names:First names:Female
JEANNIEJogs Even Along Narrowing Neighborhoods, It's Easy. Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
JEDI KNIGHTJaundiced Empire's Destruction Is Keenly Needed - Invincible Gladiators Have Trained Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters
JEEPJaunts Exclude Enlisted Personnel Tony McCoy O'Grady (Jeeps were usually only provided for officers, I think)
Transport:Car Makes & Models
JEEP (2)Just Enough Equipment Present Mick Bridgstock
Transport:Car Makes & Models
JEEPERS CREEPERS'Jesus!' Euphemism; Expressing Perturbation Except Removing Sacrilegious Christ Reference. Everyone Except Pagans Exigently Respects Saviour. Angela Brett, thinking that the expression 'jeepers creepers' probably came about as a replacement for 'Jesus Christ!'
Assorted Phrases
Religion
JEERINGJudging Everyone Externally Reinforces Ignorance - Never Generalise Angela Brett
Assorted Verbs
People & Relationships:Insults
JEFFJust Expands For Fun Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:Acronymists
JEFF (2)Just Expect Friend Forever Jan Morgan -- A person I know
Names:First names:Male
JEFF ANONYMOUSJuveniles Enjoy Free Food Around November, Only Now You - Meanly - Oppose Undue Spending Tony McCoy O'Grady, in response to HALLOWEEN (4)
Names:Acronymists
Time:Special Occasions
JEFRILYNJewel, Enlightened Friend Responsible Impressive Lady, Yesterday's Neighbor Jan Morgan -- A person I know
Names:First names:Female
JEHOVAH'S WITNESSESJamming Every Halldoor Or Vestibule Aperture, Heavy Session With Interminable Theology Nutcase. Eventually Successfully Slam Entry Shut. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion
JELLYJuice, Except Less Liquid. Yum! Angela Brett
Food & Drink
JELLY (2)Jam Equals Locals Load, Yummy Jan Morgan
Food & Drink
JENNAJeb's Erring Niece Needs Alcohol? TMcO'G (GEORGE W. BUSH has twin daughters Jenna and Barbara - who both seem to carry daddy's old fondness for booze. They are under age and have been found more than once in (or trying to get into) places selling it. Jeb is George's brother, the governor of Florida)
Names:Famous people
JENNIFERJourneys Everywhere Never Needing Incentive, Finds Extra Roving Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
JENNYJoins Enterprising Northern National Yachting Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
JEREMIAHJudged Events, Rarely Enjoyed Mirth, Imprisoned And Hated Eric Bridgstock
Religion:Bible books
JEREMYJewish Equivalent Really Exhausts Mouth -- Yirmeyahu Angela Brett (Jeremy comes from a Hebrew name Yirmeyahu.)
Names:First names:Male
JERICHOJewish Exercise Resounding Instruments Collapsing Hurdles Overall Rico Leffanta
Religion
Places:Towns & Cities
JERKJolt Experienced Resembles Knock Jide Alakija
Assorted Nouns
JESSICAJuvenile - Escaping - Steals Shylock's Individually Counted Assets Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's The Merchant of Venice
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:The Merchant of Venice
JESSIEJewel Enlists Safe Success In Endeavors Jan Morgan
Names:First names
JESUSJewish Echo, "Save Us Sinners" Rico Leffanta
Religion
JETJoins Earth's Terminals Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport
JEWELLERYJoining Element With Element Linking Love's Eldest Romantic Yardstick Rico Leffanta
Household Objects:Clothing:Jewellery & Accessories
JIMJames (In Miniature) Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:First names:Male
JIM (2)Just In Matters Jan Morgan - he is a lawyer
Names:First names:Male
JIMMYJiving Individual Manages Music Yearly Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Male
JINGLEJangling Intrusive Notes Generate Lavish Expenditure Tony McCoy O'Grady
Commerce
Assorted Nouns:Noises
JOAN LA PUCELLEJamming On Armour Now Lets A Patriotic Unknown Combat English Lords - Later Executed Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's King Henry VI
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:King Henry VI
JOANNEJewel Of A Name Needs Expansion TMcCO'G
Names:First names:Female
JOAN OF ARCJuvenile Orders Army North Of France And Reaps Combustion Rico Leffanta
Names:Famous people
History
JOAN RIVERSJokester Offering A Nasty Remark In Various Entertainment Road Shows W. Kline
Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses
JOBJustice Overcomes Besetment. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion:Bible books
JOB (2)Journey Of Boredom Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:The Workforce
JOB (3)Just Over Broke Iniyan G
People & Relationships:The Workforce
JOB (4)Juggling One's Businesses Jan Morgan
People & Relationships:The Workforce
JOBLESSJoy Of Being Lacking Employment Slowly Shrinks Tony McWork O'Grady
People & Relationships:The Workforce
JOBSJanitors Outdo Bigwig's Salary! Angela Brett - Steve Jobs only gets paid $1 a year for being iCEO of Apple.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
Names:Famous people
JOCKSTRAPSJaded Old Crotch Kickers Seeking To Restore Artificial Phallic Symbols Rico Leffanta
Household Objects:Clothing:Underwear
JODIJust One Disruptive/Disagreeable Individual Jan Morgan - someone I know
Names:First names:Female
JOELJudgement Of Endless Locusts Eric Bridgstock
Religion:Bible books
JOHNJesus Opens His Narrative. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion:Bible books
Religion:Saints
JOHN (3)Just One Hawaiian 'Nym? Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:Acronymists
JOHN (4)Joint Of Ham's Nice Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:You Are What You Eat
JOHN BRETTJauntily Offering Higher Notions, Bringing Real Enthusiasm To Technology John Brett
Names:Acronymists
JOHN KERRYJust One Hellacious Nobody, Kudos Evades Rebellious Reprehensible Yahoo Jan Morgan -- Man who didn't want his medals of war. Was a sell out to those who fought honorably
Names:Famous people:Politicians
JOHN LE CARREJust One Honed Narrative Lets Espionage Career Agents Recycle & Rehash Events Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Writers
JOHNNY CASHJail's Often Happy & Nice Now Yankee Convicts All Singing Heartily Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:Music:Artists
JOHN OF GAUNTJaundiced On His Nephew. Outspoken - Fiercely Guarding An Unbreakable Noble Tradition Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Richard II
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Richard II
JOHN RYANJuveniles On Hawaii Never Remember You're Always Near Rico Leffanta (John Ryan is better known as Jack Lord)
Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses:Little known real names
JOHN STEINBECKJourney Of Hope - Notorious Stark Time Encapsulated In Novel, Bleak Existence Conveyed Keenly Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Writers
JOIN OUR VOLUNTEERSJob Offer Is Now Open. Under Resourced Venture - One Learns (Usually) Not To Ever Expect Receiving Salary Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:The Workforce
JOIN USJob Opportunity In New Unique Salon TMcCO'G
People & Relationships:The Workforce
JOKEJest - Only Kidding, Eh. Angela Brett
Laughter
JOKE (2)Jest Or Kiddish Expletive Jeff Anonymous
Laughter
JOLLITYJoyous Outburst, Long Lived - I Thank You Tony McCoy O'Grady
Laughter
JOLLYJunket: Office Looked Lonely Yesterday Tony McCoy O'Grady and Angela Brett. "Jolly" is a slang term for a pleasure-trip, something like a semi-official business trip.
People & Relationships:The Workforce
JOLLY (2)Joking One, Laughs Like Yodeller Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
JONAHJahweh Orders Ninevah A Harbinger. Sue Johnson
Religion:Bible books
JONASJust Offers Natural Annoyance Seriously Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Male
JONATHANJust One Name, Around Two Hundred Alternative Notations Angela Brett (there are several spellings of Jonathan, and seemingly hundreds of other names from the same root as John)
Names:First names:Male
JONESJealous Of Neighbours' Evident Success TMcCO'G - Who doesn't try to 'keep up with' anyone
Names
JORDANJews Opposed - Royals Demand Arab Nation. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
JOSEPHJob Of Someone Explaining Pharoah's Hallucinations Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:First names:Male
JOSEPH SMITHJudicious Obedient Servant Emerges Prophet Having Seen Messengers In Truth, Hallelujah Jan Morgan -- Judicious -- showing good judgment because he listened and was obedient
Religion
Names:Famous people
JOSHUAJordan's Old Soldier Heroic Under Attack Eric Bridgstock
Religion:Bible books
JOSHUA (2)Jericho Once Stood; Horns, Unified, Attacked. Roger Williams
Religion:Bible books
JOSHUA (3)Jovial Offspring, Son Has Unusual Attitude Jan Morgan - someone I know
Names:First names:Male
JOURNALJotter Often Used Regularly Notates A Life Tony McSamuel O'Pepys
People & Relationships
Art & Literature
JOURNALISTJust One Unusual Reporter, News Announces Latest Incidents, Sharing Tales Jan Morgan
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
Communication
JOUSTJoy Of Using Spear Thingies Tony McCoy O'Grady
Military
JOYJoke's On You Rico Leffanta
Names:First names:Female
Laughter
JOYBUTTON (2)Jollity: On. You'd Be Unwilling To Try 'Off' Now. Angela Brett, toying with the possibility of a joy button which toggles joy on and off.
Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words
Names:Acronymists
JOYCEJovial Observations Yielding Casual Excitement. Tom Denton, referring to author James Joyce.
Art & Literature:Writers
JOYSTICKJust One Young Student That Is Controlling Kicks Sean Lamb (who spent many an evening in the college computer lab playing games)
Computers:Generic Hardware
JPEGJuxtapositioned Pixels Emulate Graphics Sean Lamb (JPEG = Joint Photographic Experts Group)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers
JUBILANTJoy Unleashes Boys In Loud And Noisy Times Rico Leffanta
Laughter
JUDEJoy Under Difficult Experiences Sue Johnson
Names:First names:Female
JUDGEJustice Usually Done, Given Equity. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Occupations
JUDGEMENTJava Users/ Developers Group, Extended: Macintosh Enthusiasts Now Taken! Gavin Lambert, thinking up a new name for a group Angela told him about which is ostensibly a Java users group but is actually a group of Mac developers, one of which develops using Java. Its previous working title was JUGWOXACI so this is a big improvement! JUDGEMENT day is the second Tuesday of each month.
Computers:Programming
JUDGESJustices, Utterly Depressing, Grim Events Spiral Eric Bridgstock
Religion:Bible books
JUDGES (2)Jury Unanimously Decided Guilt; Enter Sentence. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Occupations
JUDITHJewish Urban Destruction? I'm The Heroine Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion
Names:First names:Female
JUDYJust Un Dress Yourself! Rico Leffanta
Names:First names:Female
JUICEJug - Usually It Contains Extract. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink:Drinks
JUICE (2)Juveniles Usefully Ingest Citrus Extract Tony McCoy O'Grady and Angela Brett
Food & Drink:Drinks
JUICYJointly Uncovering Interrupted Coition Yields Rico Leffanta
Assorted Adjectives
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
JUJUJaded Unbelievers; Jinxes Unleashed! Roger Williams
Religion
JULESJules Uses Long Entertaining Stories David Brydon, referring to singer Jules Riding
Entertainment:Music:Artists
JULES (2)Jules Utilises Lynne's Efficient Sensibility. David Brydon
Entertainment:Music:Artists
JULES (3)Jesus Uses Lively Evangelical Singer Angela Brett
Entertainment:Music:Artists
JULIAJauntily Uses Lad's Identity Awhile Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's The Two Gentlemen of Verona
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:The Two Gentlemen of Verona
JULIANJust Uses Lessons In Adventures Naturally Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Male
JULIA ROBERTSJoyful Unbridled Lover Instinctively Always Reveals Ostentatious Big Eyes Really Trap Spouse Rico Leffanta
Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses
JULIEJust Uses Love In Events Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
JULIETJaunty Underage Lovely In Erotic Tragedy Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Romeo and Juliet
JULIUS CAESARJumped-Up Little Italian Usurper. Shuns Caution And Enrages Senator And Republicans Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Julius Caesar and Antony and Cleopatra
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Antony and Cleopatra
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Julius Caesar
JULYJuveniles Usually Laze, Yes! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Time:Months
JULY (2)Justly Unwound & Lazing Youths Tony McCoy O'Grady
Time:Months
JUMP IN A LAKEJust Use Mother's Personal Identification Number, And Lunch At Kin's Expense! Angela Brett, while thinking about the SHOVE OFF challenge... although this one doesn't quite fit it.
Words & Wordplay:Rudeness:Rude Advertising Slogans
JUMP OUT OF A PLANE!Jolted Upwards... My Parachute's Opened Up! Thrill Of Freefall Abated, Pleasantly Lowering Adrenalin Nearing Earth. Angela Brett
Sports & Recreation:Parachuting
JUNCTIONJumbled Underground Network Comes Together Into One Nexus Angela Brett
Places
Transport:Trains
JUNEJuly's Upcoming Next, Evidently Tony McCoy O'Grady
Time:Months
JUNE (2)Just Unending Nice Evenings Tony McCoy O'Grady
Time:Months
JUNE (3)June Ushers New Era! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Summer in Northern Hemisphere / Winter in Southern Hemisphere.
Time:Months
JUNGLEJumbled Undergrowth - Not Grass Land Evidently Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places
JUNKIEJust Using Narcotics Keeps Individual Enslaved Jan Morgan
Drugs
JUNOJuxtaposition Unlikely Nearly Omnipotent Rico Leffanta
Religion:Roman Gods & Goddesses
JURYJudge: Unanimous? Representative: Yes. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Law & Order
JUSTICE (2)Jury's Undecided? Seems That I'm Convicted Erroneously. Tony McCoy O'Grady (see GUILTY)
People & Relationships:Law & Order
Communication:Acronyms Forums:Mystery Posters
JUSTICE FOR ALL!Just Us! Selfish Temporisers! Individuals Completely Egotistical! For Ourselves! Ruin Antagonists! Low Lifes! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
People & Relationships:Law & Order
JUSTINJolly Unusual Son, Teaches In North Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Male
JUSTINEJoin Us So Tourism Is Nice Event Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
JUST TOO BUSYJoyful Users Should Try To Openly Operate Battery Utilisation System. Yes? Tony McCoy O'Grady, complaining about Angela's sister, who is JUST TOO BUSY to change her clock batteries and therefore her emails come through as though they'd been sent several days beforehand.
Computers
Assorted Phrases
JUVENALJust Use Verse Eventually Nothing Approaches Love Rico Leffanta
Art & Literature:Writers
JUVENILEJust Underage, Vaguely Endearing Not Into Looking Elderly Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships
KAKinky Automobile Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the Ford 'Ka'
Transport:Car Makes & Models
KA (2)Kurvaceous Automobile Angela Brett
Transport:Car Makes & Models
KAAAWAKindly Arrange All Affairs With Aloha Rico Leffanta (Kaaawa is a town on the island of Oahu, Hawaii.)
Places:Towns & Cities:USA
KAABAKneelers Are All Beautifully Aligned Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion
Places:Buildings
KAIMANAWAKnocking Around In Mountains Are Nomads And Wild Animals Angela Brett, referring to the mountain range in NEW ZEALAND
Places
KALAMIKorean (?) Artistry Leaves A Map Immaculate Tony McCoy O'Grady (Kalami is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as meaning, 'The ancient Eastern art of being able to fold road-maps properly.')
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
KALEIDOSCOPESKinetic Alignments Laboriously Enhancing Inner Dynamics Of Scattered Chips Optically Performing Exotic Scenes Rico Leffanta
Entertainment:Toys
KALIKindles All Luck Inverted Rico Leffanta
Religion:Hindu Goddesses
KANSASKey Area Noted, Successful Aircraft Source Jan Morgan - center of U.S. Leading State To Manufacture Aircraft
Places:States & Regions
KARAOKEKeeps Alcoholised Roisterers Amused, Or Kiddies Entertained Tony McCoy O'MyWay
Entertainment:Music
KARATEKicking Athlete, Reaching At Taming Emotions Jan Morgan - Great sport - teaches the individual self-control and how to defend themselves in a threatening situation if you can't talk it out
Sports & Recreation:Martial Arts
KARENKey Attribute Recreates Endurance Necessary Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
KARINKatharos (Athenian) Rarely Impure Name Angela Brett (According to my dictionary, the name Karin and many similar names are 'of uncertain origin, later assimilated to katharos, pure.')
Names:First names:Female
KARL'Kapital' Apparently Read Less Tony McCoy O'Grady (Karl Marx's book Das Kapital is rarely read nowadays)
Art & Literature:Writers
KARMA (2)Karmas Are Radical Music Appliances Sean Lamb (who has a Rio Karma on his wish list).
Entertainment:Music
Science:Electronics
KARTINGKiddie At Race Track Is Nearer Ground TMcCO'G
Sports & Recreation
KATHERINEKeen Actress That Hepburn, Exuding Romantic Intensity & Naughty Eroticism Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:First names:Female
Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses
KATHRYNKnowlegeable Adult Truly Has Responsible Young Networked Jan Morgan -- someone I know
Names:First names:Female
KATHYKeen Adventurer Tackles Hobbies, Yin Jan Morgan -- a person I know
Names:First names:Female
KATRINAKnockout Advantage Truly Respects Individual's Necessary Attributes Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
KATRINA (2)Kind And Truly Reasonable Individual Needs Alternatives Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
KATYDIDKeeps Appetisers Tasting Yummy Doesn't Intimidate Desserts Rico Leffanta
Science:Biology:Insects:Edible(?)
KAWASAKIKickstart And Wheelie Away, Speeding Along's Keenly Invigorating Tony McCoy O'Grady, who never owned a 'cow', but had a Honda for several years
Transport:Car Makes & Models
KAYAKKeeps Away Yachties... Absent Keel! Angela Brett
Transport
KAYANA (2)Keen Artistic Youth, Adorable Narcissistic Adolescent Jan Morgan and Kayana Morgan I did Youth and adolescent Kayana picked out the other words
Names:Acronymists
Names:First names:Female
KAYSERKeenly Alluring, Your Stockings Evoke Recollections TMcCO'G - who remembers 'Kayser' as a brand of nylon stockings from the 1950s/60s
Household Objects:Clothing:Underwear
KAZIKeenly Avoid Zipping Intimates! Angela Brett
Places:Buildings:The 'Little Room'
KEBABKreative Eats, Beef And Barbecue Sean Lamb
Food & Drink
KEEP IT SIMPLE, STUPID!Kindly Extract Essentials, Pass Intricacies To Specialists. It Makes People Lose Enthusiasm, Struggling To Understand Perplexing, Insignificant Details. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Advice
KELLOGGSKillers Enjoy Little Luxuries - Occasionally Getting Gustatory Sensations Tony McCoy O'Grady, acronymising a source of cereal killers.
MacGirl & KeyBoard:Supervillains:Cereal Killers
KENDRAKinfolk Expand Names, Don't Request Apronyms.com Grumpy Old Man
Names:First names:Female
KENNEDYKilling Ended Nation's Notions, Estranging Developing Youths. Tony McCoy O'Grady, who feels that the death of JFK was the beginning of America's youth becoming disenchanted with politics, paving the way for Nixon and Agnew et al.
Names:Famous people:Politicians
KENNETHKeen Extrovert Needs Nice Erudite Thinking Hedonist Mary Carr, on a Kenneth she knows.
Names:First names:Male
KENTUCKYKey Event Needs Track, Usually Counts Kilometers - Yards Jan Morgan - Races - the kentucky derby
Places:States & Regions
KENYAKenyatta Established Nationhood Years Ago. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
KEROUACKontinually Ephemeral Routing Of Utilitarianisms And Correspondences. Tom Denton
Art & Literature:Writers
KERPOWKick Endangering Rude Parts Of Wrongdoer Angela Brett
MacGirl & KeyBoard
Assorted Nouns:Noises
KERRIEKnits Everything, Regenerating Regime Is Experimental Jan Morgan -- she creates her own KNITTING patterns with the old regime
Names:First names:Female
KERRYKingdom Endures Regular Rainfall Yearly Tony McCoy O'Grady (County Kerry in Ireland is known as 'The Kingdom' and is in the wettest region in the country)
Places:States & Regions
KETTLEKeeping Engineers Tooting Their Little Engines Sean Lamb - A kettle (an abbreviation of tea-kettle) refers to any very small steam locomotive, usually one without a tender.
Transport:Trains
KEWLKids Experiment With Language Angela Brett
Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words
KEWL (2)Kids Exercise Wrong Learning wishes
Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words
KEYBOARDKeep Entering Your Bloody Obvious Acronyms Regularly, Darling! Tony McCoy O'Grady, applying for the position of MacGirl's trusty, but slightly-unsure-of-what's-going-on sidekick, KEYBOARD. Why is he called Keyboard? Because MacGirl routinely says to him: "Keep Entering Your Bloody Obvious Acronyms Regularly, Darling!"
MacGirl & KeyBoard:(Wannabe) Superheroes
KEYBOARD (2)Keys Enter Your Bowel Only After Ruining Duodenum. Angela Brett and Steve Keate (see DONGLE (3))
Computers:Do Not Eat
KEYBOARD (3)Keep Eating Your Breakfast - Of ASCII-Related Dishes Tony
Computers:Do Not Eat
KEY LIMEKeep Everything You Love In Macintosh Environment Angela Brett, who has a Key Lime IBOOK
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
KEYNOTEKept Easy... You've No Overhead To Exhibit Angela Brett -- With Keynote, you don't need an old-fashioned overhead projector and slides, so there is less overhead in setting up a presentation.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Software:Applications
Communication:Presentations
KFCKnown For Calories Angela Brett
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Food & Drink:Food Outlets
KHARTOUMKissing Has A Reputation That Only Uproots Morality Rico Leffanta, because in Khartoum, kissing is never seen between a man and a woman.
Places:Towns & Cities
KIDKinky Irish Deviant Tony McCoy O'Grady, perhaps describing Keyboard... or himself?
People & Relationships
KIDSKinship In Daughters & Sons Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Family
KIDS (2)Keep It Down - Sshhh! Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Family
KILLARNEYKeep It Like Left Alone, Renewing Naturally Every Year Angela Brett, who went to Killarney National Park, Ontario, with the Rixes.
Places
KILOBYTESKeyboard Informs Logicboard Of Blurb You Type - Easily Stored! Angela Brett
Computers
KILTKnees Influence Lovely Tartans Jan Morgan
Household Objects:Clothing
KILTERKeep In Line, Then Everything's Right. Angela Brett
Assorted Nouns
KIMKipling's Interesting Manuscript Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Book Titles
KIM (2)Kept In Memory Jan Morgan - someone I know
Names:First names
KIM (3)Kind In Maneouvers Jan Morgan - someone I know
Names:First names
KIMBERLYKippers In Mushy, Buttered Eggs Really Look Yummy. Kimberly
Names:You Are What You Eat
KIM NOVAKKnockers Intrigue Males Not Otherwise Vaccinating Armoured Knickers Rico Leffanta
Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses
KINKid's Into Naughtiness Sean Lamb
People & Relationships:Family
KIN (2)Kinship Is Necessary Sean Lamb
People & Relationships:Family
KIN (3)Kindred In Nature Jan Morgan
People & Relationships:Family
KINDKeeps Initiating Neighbourly Deeds Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
KINDERGARTENKids Investigating New Diseases Exploring Riots Grabbing Arses Revolting Teachers Educating Nincompoops Rico Leffanta
Education
Places:Buildings
KINDERGARTEN LITERACY PARENT WORKSHOPKids, If Needled, Don't Enjoy Reading. Get Avid Readers To Evolve Naturally, Learning In Their Excitement. Remove Additional 'Classes' - Young People Always Read Eventually, Not Through Worry Or Rapacious Kindergarten Supremacy Hopes Of Parents. Angela Brett
Education
KINDNESSKissing Identifies New Directions Needing Exploratory Sneaky Smooches Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
KINDYKids In Noted Development Years TMcCO'G - Kindy seems to be an abbreviation of Kindergarten. I hope this is the mean the seeker sought an expansion for.
Education
KING EDWARD IVKilling Inspires New Guilt - Eventually Dies Wracked About Relative Done In Violently Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Richard III
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Richard III
KING HENRY IVKingship Inherently Needs Greatness - His Eldest's Not Ready Yet - Intensely Vagabondish Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Henry IV
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:King Henry IV
KING HENRY VKingdom Is Newly Growing - Hal's Evidently Now Reformed - Yea Verily! Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's King Henry V
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:King Henry V
KING HENRY VIKiddie Inherits: Next Generation Heightens Enmity & Nasty Rivalry. York's Victoriously Installed Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:King Henry VI
KING HENRY VIIIKatharine Is Not Giving Heir! Enter Next Romantic Young Vixen, Into International Intrigue Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:King Henry VIII
KING JOHNKnighting Illegitimate Nephew Generates Jealousies Over Holier Nephew Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:King John
KING LEARKeenly I'm Nearly Geriatric - Lonely, Elderly And Rambling Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's (The Tragedy of) King Lear
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:(The Tragedy Of) King Lear
KINGSKingship Is Near Godship Sometimes. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion:Bible books
KIRSTIKnowledge In Reading, Saves Teaching It Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
KISSKinkiness Is Sharing Saliva. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
KISS (2)Kind Intentions Sweetly Seduce Dustan Dowsing, 'cause he's missing them =](:
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
KISS (3)Kinetic Instinctive Smile Smudge Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
KISS (4)Kind Intimate Sweet Submission Jan Morgan
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
KITHKindness In Their Hearts Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Family
KITTEN (2)Keepsake Ignores Totally Till Effectively Nestling Jan Morgan
Science:Biology:Animals
KITTEN (3)Keepsake Impacts Total Territory Effectively Neutral Jan Morgan
Science:Biology:Animals
KITTYKittens Intend To Tempt You Patricia Rix
Science:Biology:Animals
KIWIKiwi Irish With Interest Angela Brett, after Tony complained that calling the duo half Irish, half Kiwi would seem like a half measure
People & Relationships:Nationalities & Races
KLINGONKnowing 'Language' Is Notably Geeky (Or Nerdy) Angela Brett
Science:Linguistics
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:Star Trek
KLRKickstart & Let's Ride Tony McCoy O'Grady, in response to MOUTH (2)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Transport
KLR (2)Keep Leathers Ready Tony McCoy O'Grady, in response to MOUTH (2)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Transport
KLR (3)Keen Little Racer Tony McCoy O'Grady, in response to MOUTH (2)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Transport
KMACKlondike Makes Addicts Clickclickclickclick... Angela Brett, who explains: My first Mac, a PowerBook 145B, was named kMac late in its life because after I got my POWERBOOK 1400CS (named DIFFERENT THOUGHT) my mother played over 30,000 games of Klondike on the 145B. I can always tell when she's playing Klondike because of all the frenzied double-clicking. kMac's homepage is at http://acronyms.co.nz/angela/mac/kMac.html
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware:Angela's Apples
KNEECAPKicks Need Energy Enhancement Created At Patella. Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Body Parts
KNICKERSKey Necessity In Clothing Kit - Enswathing Rump/ Seat Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects:Clothing:Underwear
KNIFEKeenness Needs Incredibly Fine Edge Tony McCoy O'Grady
Military:Weapons
Household Objects:Eating Utensils
KNIGHTKilled Nasties In Glorious Heroic Times Tony McCoy O'Grady
Military
KNITTINGKnowledgeable Needler Interlocks Talent, Takes Initiative, Negotiates Garments Jan Morgan and Angela Brett
Sports & Recreation
KNOCKED UPKnowing Nothing Of Carnal Knowledge, Encounter's Disastrous - Unwanted Pregnancy! TMcCO'G
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
People & Relationships:Family
KNOTKnickers Never Obviously Twist Rico Leffanta
Household Objects:Clothing:Underwear
KNOT (2)Keeps Navigators On Target Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics:Measurement
KNOTHOLEKeeps Neighbours On Toes Hopefully Occluding Lecherous Eavesdropping Rico Leffanta
Assorted Nouns
KNOWLEDGEKeystone Navigating Own Wisdom, Loves Education Deserves Glowing Edification Jan Morgan
People & Relationships:Thoughts
KNUCKLEKnobble Near Uncial Can Keep Limbends Exercised TMcCO'G
Science:Biology:Body Parts
KOPERNICUSKde Out-Performs Everything Rendering New Internet Connections Useful, Surely Sean Lamb (Kopernicus was the code name for KDE version 2.0)
Computers:Linux
Names:Code Names:Linux
KOREKnows Organic Regurgitation Everywhere Rico Leffanta
Religion:Greek Gods & Goddesses
KORGOKeyboard Output Recorder Generates Opening Sean Lamb (Korgo is the name of a new worm that exploits a hole in Windows security and installs a keylogger, sending the keystrokes to a remote, malicious computer)
Computers:Windows
KORNKranky Old Rabbi's Name Leo Boyes
Names:Famous people
KOWTOWKeel Over When The Order Warrants Rico Leffanta
Assorted Verbs
KRISKinky Relationships In Seven Jan Morgan -- after 7 years she moved on to a new relationship
Names:First names:Female
KRISPY KREMEKeeps Right In Savory Perception, You Keep Restricted, Eating Marvelous Edible Jan Morgan - don't eat so many donuts and you won't gain weight
Food & Drink
KRISTENKid's Religion Is Shown To Everyone Now Angela Brett (the name Kristen comes from Christiana or Christian.)
Names:First names:Female
KRISTIKnows Reading Is Shared, Teaching Ideas Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
KRISTINEKnows Reading Is Shared, Teaching Ideas, Necessary Enlightenment Jan Morgan
Main
KRITOSAURUSKnown Remains Indicate That Old Saurian Ate Undergrowth/Umbrage Rising Up Sunward Angela Brett -- I'm not sure whether a kritosaurus would be more able to eat undergrowth or umbrage, but as a herbivore it's sure to eat one or the other.
Science:Biology:Animals:Dinosaurs
KUNG FUKiller Using No Guns - Fists Uppermost Tony McCoy O'Grady
Sports & Recreation:Martial Arts
KUNG FU (2)Karate Using Natural Gyrations Favouring Upsets Rico Leffanta
Sports & Recreation:Martial Arts
KUWAITKept Useable Wells After Invader Thwarted. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
KUWAIT (2)Keeps Up With Advances In Technology Angela Brett, who works for a dental software company which is expanding into Kuwait.
Computers
Places:Countries
KUWAIT (3)Keeps Up With Acology Information Technology Angela Brett (see KUWAIT (2))
Computers
Places:Countries
KYLAKeep Your Legs Apart Angela Brett (deciding to do a Rico-like name expansion)
Names:First names:Female
KYMOGRAPHKilohertz You May Observe Graphically, Record Actual Phonemes, Hopefully. Angela Brett, hoping to get the last K entry.
Science:Physics
KYOTO ACCORDKeep Your Ozone Tolerable. Only America Can't Cooperate On Reducing Despoilment. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Environment
KYRGYZSTANKnow Your Regional Geography? Yes? Zealously Study This Altitudinous Nation. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
KYUKarate Youth - Untrained Tony McCoy O'Grady
Sports & Recreation:Martial Arts
LALittlest Aria Angela Brett
Entertainment:Music
LAAGERLarge And Ample Group Encompassing Ring Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Nouns
LAAGER (2)Lazy Alcoholic's Articulation, Groaning Epithesis Represented? Angela Brett
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
LABLooks At Biology Jan Morgan
Science:Biology
Places:Buildings
LABANLoses At Beheading, Absolves Nephi Jan Morgan -- Book of Mormon Evil relative lost his head for not turning over the plates of brass
Names:Book of Mormon Characters
LABORATORYLocated At Bench, Our Researcher Attempts Trials Of Radioactive Yields Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science
Places:Buildings
LABOURLacking Authority Because Of Useless Reforms John Richard Jones. Fed up with Labour's incompetence.
Politics:Parties
LABOUR (2)Layabouts Are Betraying Our Unique Reputation John Richard Jones
Politics:Parties
LACELovers Are Copulating Excessively Angela Brett, referring to what is traditionally the lace (13th) wedding anniversary.
Time:Special Occasions:Wedding Anniversaries
LACE (2)Looping Adorned Cotton, Elegantly Jan Morgan
Household Objects:Threads & Fabric
LADAWNLazy Adult Doesn't Act With Nobility Jan Morgan - someone I know
Names:First names:Female
LADDERLying Against Dormer Denotes Elopement? Rather! Patricia Rix
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
Household Objects
LADIESLeaving A Dump Is Extremely Satisfying Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Buildings:The 'Little Room'
LADIES (2)Like A Doorway Into Effluent Stinkiness Patricia Rix
Places:Buildings:The 'Little Room'
LADY DIANALunatic Assaults Darling Yin Died In Accident, Numerically Adored Jan Morgan
Politics:Royalty:Royals
LADY DRIVERLaughing At Danger You Drive Recklessly In Vehicle - Eschewing Reversing! Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Genderalisations
Transport:Drivers
LADY MACBETHLike A Demented Yuppie, Manipulative And Controlling, Becomes Encourager To Husband Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Macbeth
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Macbeth
LADY OF THE LAKELived At Depth, Yearned Once & Finally To Have Excalibur, Long And Keen Edged Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Myths & Legends:Arthurian Legend
LAERTESLaunches Attack, Exacting Revenge To Exonerate Sister Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Hamlet, Prince of Denmark
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Hamlet, Prince Of Denmark
LAFEULord Attempting 'Friend's' Exposure, Unavailingly Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's All's Well That Ends Well
Places:Countries
LAGERLads Agree, Great Exhilarating Refreshment Tony Moore
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
LAMANLackluster Associate Mainly Argued, Nephi Jan Morgan -- Book of Mormon Character -- mean sibling
Names:Book of Mormon Characters
LAMANITELawless Associates Mainly Argued Nephites In Truths Eternal Jan Morgan
Names:Book of Mormon Characters
LAMBLittle Animal Might Baa Angela Brett, who saw lots of lambs on her bus trips from Auckland to Palmerston North and back.
Science:Biology:Animals
LAMB (2)Little And Moving Blissfully Niki Widdowson
Science:Biology:Animals
LAMBORGHINILovely Automobile May Bring Owner Racing Glory / Honours - It's Natively Italian Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport:Car Makes & Models
LAMBSLittlies Adore Most Baby Sheep Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Animals
LAMENTATIONSLines Acrostically Made Expressing National Tragedy. A Temple Is Overthrown, Nation Sundered. Sue Johnson
Religion:Bible books
LAMPLuminous Apple Macintosh Phosphors Angela Brett, after she was given a 512k Mac whose disk drive wasn't connected, so all it does is show the disk icon with a flashing question mark - Steve suggested it could be used as a lamp.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
LAMP (2)Lost At Midnight? Press. Steve Keate
Household Objects
LAMP (3)Light Atop Manmade Pole Jan Morgan
Household Objects
LAMPOONSLaughing At Mankind's Pretences Over Other Newsworthy Stories Rico Leffanta
Art & Literature
LANCASTERLoyal And Now Controlling Army Strategy To Extirpate Rebels Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's King Henry IV
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:King Henry IV
LANCELong And Narrow, Charge Enemies Tony McCoy O'Grady
Military:Weapons
LAOSLarge Areas Of Sierra. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
LAP DANCELeggy & Attractive (Poorly Dressed) Arousing Naughty Chaps Excitement Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
LAPRASLugs A Passenger Relentlessly Around Sea Angela Brett (Lapras is Pokemon #131)
Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon
LAPTOPLaughingly, Apple's P1 Totally Outperforms P2 Angela Brett, referring to Apple's yet-to-be released consumer portable (codenamed p1) which will surely be a G3 and therefore faster than a Pentium 2.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
LAPTOP (2)Little Appliance - 'Puter - That's Obviously Portable Tony McCoy O'Grady
Computers:Generic Hardware
LAPTOP (3)Luckiest Are People That Operate PowerBooks Angela Brett
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
LAPTOP (4)Linux And Portables - There's Often Problems. Angela Brett (I know a few people who've had Linux laptops and they seem to have problems with the power management.)
Computers:Linux
LARA CROFTLucozade Advertisement Recruits Adventurous Character, Release Of Film's Timely. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Computers:Games:Game Characters
LARDWARELeft Alone, Rebelling Dieters Will Absorb Recyclable Electronics. Angela Brett, thinking that if computer parts really were edible, they might be called lardware.
Computers:Do Not Eat
LARGELengthier And Relatively Greater, Evidently Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Adjectives
LARGE HADRON COLLIDERLeptons Aren't Really Good Enough, Hadronic Action Duly Reveals Our Notions Correct (Or Lacking) Looking Into Denser Energy Realms Angela Brett -- the Large Hadron Collider is the replacement for the LEP (Large Electron Positron collider) at CERN. It will be turned on in 2007 and, by colliding hadrons rather than the lighter LEPTONS, should reveal how particles react at higher energies.
Science:Physics
LARRYLazy And Rather Rebellious Youth Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:First names:Male
LARYNGITISLacking A Roundy Yoke Necessitates Gaps In Transmission - I'm Silenced. Tony McCoy O'Grady, after a teasing gap in a message.
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
LASAGNELuscious And Saucy, And Good Nutritious Eating Chef, South Park High School
Food & Drink
LASAGNE (2)Like Anything, Seldom Any Garfield's Not Eaten. Angela Brett (Lasagne is the cartoon cat Garfield's favourite food.)
Food & Drink
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters
LAST MESSAGELatest Acronym Seems To Make Everyone Suggest Some Alternative, Good, Expansion Tony McCoy O'Grady
Communication:Acronyms Forums
LAST MESSAGE (2)Lately Angela's Slow To Make Expansions, Since She's A Good Employee. Angela Brett
Communication:Acronyms Forums
LAS VEGASLosers Away Squandering Valuables, Expecting Gold; Always Screwed. Sporkmaster
Places:Towns & Cities:USA
LATE!Laughing At Their Expense Tony McCoy O'Grady
Laughter
LATE BREAKING NEWSLook At This Emerging Bulletin Relating Events And Keeping Interesting Narration Going - National Events, Worldwide Stories TMcCO'G
Communication
LATE EXTRALate Appearance: Tony's Evidently Erroneous - Xenon Triggered Researcher's Alertness Tony McCoy O'Grady, suggesting a title for THE ACRONYM TIMES issue which was delayed because, among other things, Angela wanted to put a 'tour' of chemical element acronyms on the website and realised that XENON was missing.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
LATERLast Alligator To Exit, Repeats Patricia Rix (I was thinking of "see you later, alligator", though why the last alligator would say this to an empty room escapes me)
Time
Communication:Hello & Goodbye
LATER GATORLike "Adieu' Though Expressing Return - Greatly Abridge Trendy Old Repartee TMcCO'G - referring to the song line "See you later alligator, after 'while Crocodile"
Communication:Hello & Goodbye
LATINLanguage A Touch Intricate Nowadays. Tony -- English is becoming so sloppy that grammar is disintegrating, even though it was never as complex as Latin. Learning Latin must be really difficult now.
Science:Linguistics
LATITUDE & LONGITUDELost? Attend To Indicators That Uniquely Distinguish Every Location. One Needs Geometry, International Time & Utilise Decent Ephemeris Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places
LATTER DAY SAINTSLiving A Truly Teachable Existence Religiously, Do All Your Service At Instant Notice To Saints Jan Morgan - Part of the formal name of mormons complete formal name is the Church of Jesus Christ Of Latter Day Saints (Instantly coming to ones aid ensures happiness)
Religion
LATVIALet's Appreiciate That Valuable Ideal, Autonomy. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
LAUGHLaughter Acronyms Usually Generate Happiness/Hysteria. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Laughter
LAUGHING MY ASS OFFLaunching An Unprecedented Guffaw... Help! I've No Gluteus Maximus! Yes, A Sure Sign Of Fatuous Fun Angela Brett
Laughter
LAUGHING OUT LOUDLittle Acronym's Unknownness Gave Happy Irishman Nonplussed. Got Opportunity Ultimately To Learn Of Unique Definition Tony McCoy O'Grady pays homage to what started the apronyms project. It all began when Angela Brett wrote 'LOL' in response to some witticism he had written. Tony, being new to the web, had never come across this before and asked for illumination. From this sprung an unending flow of (occasionally?) funny items.
Laughter
LAUGHTERLaunched An Unexpected Guffaw Hearing This. Encore Requested Tony McCoy O'Grady
Laughter
LAURALemurs Around Ugly Rat Assets Michael Seiler. I came up with it because there aren't enough suitable nonsense phrases that can expand off my girlfriend's (or my best friend's girlfriend...lotta Lauras, eh?) name. (Note: Unless Michael doesn't much like his girlfriend, this is not strictly an apronym. It has only been included to explain MICHAEL SEILER. See also LAURA (2) and LAURA (3))
Names:First names:Female
LAURA (2)Line An Unpolished Rough Amethyst Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:First names:Female
LAURA (3)Lovely, And Untarnished, Radiant Angel Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:First names:Female
LAURENLooked Astounding, Utterly Ravishing Even Now Tony McCoy O'Bogart, referring to Lauren Bacall, Humphrey Bogart's wife and frequent co-star
Names:First names:Female
Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses
LAVACHELemonish - Although Valued Amongst Characters He Encounters Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's All's Well That Ends Well
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:All's Well That Ends Well
LAVA LAMPLike A Volcano, A Light Activates Moving Patterns Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects
LAVA LAMP (2)Lacking Any Volcanic Activity, Light Affords Many Possibilities Melanie Merswolke
Household Objects
LAVATORYLacking Any Ventilation Attacks The Olfactory Receptors, Yes? Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Buildings:The 'Little Room'
LAVINIALiving, After Violent Incident, Names Indecent Assailants Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Titus Andronicus
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Titus Andronicus
LAWLevelled Against Wrongdoing Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Law & Order
L.A. WEIGHT LOSS CENTERLosing Advantage With Excess Inches, Getting Healthy Tips, Life's Own Succeeding Solution, Carefully Examines Necessary Transformed Eating Regime Jan Morgan - a Place that promotes eating healthily and losing weight
Food & Drink
LAWFUL CONDUCTLove And War: Fair Until Lawyers Come, Openly Nicking Dollars Using Clever Tricks Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Law & Order
LAWSUITLegal Actions Will Sometimes Use Intricate Terminology Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Law & Order
LAWYERLoopholes And Wrangles - You Escape Retribution Tony McCoy O'Grady, after Eric's colleagues looked for a LAWYER to go with DOCTOR.
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Occupations
LAWYER (2)Lopes Away With Your Expensive Retainer Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Occupations
LAWYER (3)Lying Attorneys Win You Extra Rewards. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Occupations
LAWYER (4)Legal Assistants Waste Your Earned Remuneration Eric Bridgstock
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Occupations
LAWYERSLies And Wanky Yarns Essential. Requires Slyness Edwin Hermann
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Occupations
LAWYERS (2)Litigation About Winning You Election... Recounts Significant. Angela Brett, after the USA elections in 2000.
Politics
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Occupations
LAXATIVELately A Xerantic Ass Tamed, I'll Vouchsafe Epsom! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Drugs
LAZINESS (2)Like All Zombies, I Nightly Enter Sleepy Stupor Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
LCBOLarge Canadian Booze Outlet/Organization Angela Brett (LCBO usually stands for Liquor Control Board Ontario)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
LEADLies Expressionless And Dead Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry:Elements
LEADERLarge Editorial Arousing Deep Empathetic Responses Tony McCoy O'Grady
Communication
LEAF (2)'Lungs' Each Autumn Fall. Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Plants
LEAF (3)Let's Enumerate A Forest Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Plants
4 LEAF CLOVER40 Lucky Events Are Following, Country Lane Offers Very Enjoyable Ramble Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion
LEAPLunge Eagerly Across Pit Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Verbs
LEARNLose Educators - Autonomously Read Notes. Angela Brett
Education
LEATHERLove Endured Annus Three, Hardly Experiencing Regret. Angela Brett, referring to what is traditionally the leather (3rd) wedding anniversary.
Time:Special Occasions:Wedding Anniversaries
LEATHER (2)Let's Eschew Animals That Have Epidermis Removed Tony McCoy O'Grady, saying: this doesn't really reflect my opinion as I love my leather jacket! :-)
Science:Biology:Body Parts
Household Objects:Clothing
LEBANONLasting Ethnic Bitterness Accelerates Neglect Of Nation. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
LEDALet Every Duck Arise! Rico Leffanta
Religion:Greek Gods & Goddesses
LED ZEPPELINLoudness = Extreme. Drug, Zoloft, Extremely Proficient Problem Eliminator. Laud Is Needed. Jeff Anonymous (see LZ)
Entertainment:Music:Artists
LEEDS CASTLELuscious Expansive Evergreen, Deeply Searched, Country Assets, Secluded Territorial Landscape, England Jan Morgan
Places:Buildings
Places:Landmarks
LEEKLet's Eat Everything, 'Kay? Sean Lamb
Food & Drink
LEFT HANDLittle Enterprising Feline Taken Hold; Abandoning Normal Digits Gavin Lambert (I'm having to type this one-handed because my cat is sleeping on my right hand. And I'm right-handed!)
Science:Biology:Body Parts
LEGALLoopholes Exploited, Getting Around Laws Angela Brett and Steve Keate
People & Relationships:Law & Order
LEGENDLocal Elements Generally Encapsulate Native Deity Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Myths & Legends
LEGENDSLengthy Epics Generally Explaining Notably Dramatic Stories Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Myths & Legends
LEGOLethally Edged Gouging Object Joshua Stanchfield
Entertainment:Toys
LEGOLASLikeable Elf Goes On Long Adventure Sanguinely Patricia Rix
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:The Lord of the Rings
LEGSLong Elevatory Gear Sticks Niki Widdowson
Science:Biology:Body Parts
LEHILeader Endures His Isolation Jan Morgan -- Book of Mormon Father of 4 sons
Names:Book of Mormon Characters
LEISURELayabout Enjoys Idleness - Shunning Using Recreational Equipment Tony McCoy O'Grady
Sports & Recreation:Relaxation
LEITHLeith Ends In The Hills George Rix
Places:Towns & Cities:Canada
LEMMINGLittle, Excitable Mammal Masses In Numberless Groupings Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Animals
LEMONLiquid Excitement Makes One Numb wishes
Food & Drink
LE MORTE D'ARTHURLegend Endures, Malory's Ode Recalls The Enemy Defeated And Resolving To Have Ulitmate Revenge Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Myths & Legends:Arthurian Legend
LEMUELLaggard Entity Mainly Used Evil Lavishly Jan Morgan -- Book of Mormon Character -- another mean sibling
Names:Book of Mormon Characters
LEND A HANDLooks Easy, Needs Doing, Anyway - Have A Nice Day! Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Advice
LENSLight Experiences New Shaping Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Body Parts
Science:Physics
LENS (2)Lets Eyes Now See Roger Williams
Science:Biology:Body Parts
Science:Physics
LENTLet's Eat Next Tuesday Rico Leffanta
Religion
Time:Special Occasions
LEOLapses Easily Overlooked Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion:Astrology
LEO (2)Lets Ego Overindulge Jan Morgan
Religion:Astrology
LEONALady Endures Own Necessary Adventure Jan Morgan - someone I know
Names:First names:Female
LEONARD SLYELikes Enemies On Nooses And Riding Damp Saddles Leaves You Exhausted Rico Leffanta (Leonard Slye is better known as Roy Rogers)
Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses:Little known real names
LEONATOLargely Enjoys Organizing Novelties And Tricking Others Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Much Ado About Nothing
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Much Ado About Nothing
LEONTESLoses Everything Over Naivete - Then Enlivens Statue Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's The Winter's Tale
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:The Winter's Tale
LEPTONLike Electron, Positron, Tau Or Neutrino Angela Brett
Science:Physics:Particles
LEPTONSLight Elementary Particles, They Orbit Neutrons Sometimes. Angela Brett
Science:Physics:Particles
LE SILENCELadies Enthusiastically Seeking Intense Love Experiences Never Come Easily Rico Leffanta
Entertainment:Movies
LESLEY HORNBYLet's Eat Sugar Ladies! Eat Yummy Helpings Or Repast Near By You! Rico Leffanta (Lesley Hornby is better known as Twiggy)
Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses:Little known real names
LESLIELady's Exceedingly Slim Look Is Emulated Tony McCoy O'Grady (The 60s fashion model Twiggy was called Leslie Hornby)
Names:Famous people
LESLIE WEIR THE PHOTOGRAPHERLetting Engine Search Look Into Entire Web, Eventually I Received The Hard Evidence, Phrase Has Only The One Genuine Result - Apronyms Page Has Exact Requirement TMcCO'G, who did a websearch for the phrase "Leslie Weir the photographer" and got only this query (on the Unsuccessful Searches page) returned. Now there may be two results!
Names
LESOTHOLarge Expanses Still Open To Horses Only. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
LESOTHOSAURUSLight, Extra Small One That Had Open Skeleton And Usually Ran Under Shrubs Sean Lamb (DinoDictionary says that this small dino 'was probably an agile, two-legged runner based on slender, hollow, thin walled bones, a light skull with many openings, a short neck and forelimbs and the absence of armor.')
Science:Biology:Animals:Dinosaurs
LESSER SANITARIALost Every Sensible Strand? Enter Rob's Stupendous Asylum! Nonsense Is There; Any Reasonableness Is Absent. Rob Rix, when Angela challenged him to acronymise it after he suggested that the custard-extracting nets of UNDILUTED GRADE A CANADIAN NONSENSE CONCENTRATE would be the primary export of Lesser Sanitaria.
Art & Literature:Fictional Places
LET'S GET HITCHEDLife Enjoyed Together - So Good! Expect To Have Impulse To Cuddle Him/Her Every Day. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Marriage & Divorce
LETTERLittle Envelope Tries To Elicit Reading Tony McCoy O'Grady
Communication
7 LETTERSL Extra - That's The Emptying Rack Score Angela Brett (in Scrabble, when you use all seven of your letters in a single word you get a bonus 50 points - L is 50 in Roman numerals.)
Entertainment:Games
LEVITICUS (2)Laws Encompassing Votive Intentions, Then Instructions Concerning Uncleanliness & Sin Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion:Bible books
LEWINSKYLicking Elite Willy Is Nearly Sex! Kenneth Yells. Angela Brett
Names:Famous people
Politics
LEWISLoves Extra Warmth, Involves Sun Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Male
LIAHONALeads In Absolute Honorable Obedience, Nephite Adventures Jan Morgan -- Book of Mormon compass given to LEHI. Leads to Promised Land
Religion
LIARLacking In Absolute Reliability Leo Boyes
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
LIBBYLying Is Best By You! Rico Leffanta
Names:First names:Female
LIBERAL DEMOCRATSLacking In Basic Educational Resources And Learning Damaging Engineering, Manufacturing, Opportunities, Confidence, Reputation And Tainting Success John Richard Jones -- Thoughts in the run up to the General Election 2005
Politics:Parties
LIBERATION OF IRAQLooking Innocent, Bush Employs Rhetoric, Attempting To Imply Outrage - Nevertheless, Oil Field Income Really American Quest! Chris Kjelgaard
Military:War & Terrorism
LIBERIALaunched Initially By Emancipating Regine In America. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
LIBERTYLady, I Bestow Every Right To You Angela Brett
People & Relationships
LIBRALet's Ignore Brain-Rotting Astrology. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion:Astrology
LIBRA (2)Lets Impartial Balance Reveal Attribute Jan Morgan
Religion:Astrology
LIBRARIANSLove Interesting Books, Read Any Recently? I Admire Novels Sometimes Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
LIBRARIANS (2)Live In Book Rooms And Respond (If Any Noise) "Shhh!" Angela Brett, who's never met a librarian who just walks around saying 'Shhh!' but apparently that's the stereotype.
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
LIBRARIESLend Interesting Books (Rare And Recent) In Eerie Silence TMcCO'G
Art & Literature
Places:Buildings
LIBRARYLife In Book Room Always Relaxes You Angela Brett
Art & Literature
Places:Buildings
LIBRARY (2)Let's Investigate Books, Readers All Round You Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature
Places:Buildings
LIBRARY (3)Listings Involve Books, Reaching All Readers Yearly Jan Morgan
Art & Literature
Places:Buildings
LIBYALo, I Blacklist You, America. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
LICELittle Insects Crawl Everywhere Steve Keate
Science:Biology:Insects
LICORICELiver Infections Cleared - Oriental Records Indicate Clear Evidence Tony
Food & Drink:Condiments:Herbs
LIELove Is Eternal Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
People & Relationships:Thoughts:Misconceptions
LIECHTENSTEINLittle Independent Entity. Companies Have Tax Exemptions Now Superior To Europe's Independent Nations. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
LIEUTENANTLow-Initiative-Endowed, Used To Examining Nothing And Not Thinking Tony McCoy O'Grady
Military:Ranks
LIEUTENANT COLONELLong In Experience - Unsung Technical Expert Needs A New Title. Command Of Legions Of Newly Enlisted Looms Tony McCoy O'Grady
Military:Ranks
LIFELikely Isn't For Ever Angela Brett
People & Relationships
LIFE (2)Lasts If Food's Effective Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships
Food & Drink
LIFE (3)Lives In Full Effort Jan Morgan -- Rank in Boy Scouts
Sports & Recreation:Scouts
LIFEBOATLucky Indeed For Everyone's Brought Onboard After Tragedy Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport
People & Relationships:Disaster
LIFELESSLying In Floppy Entropy - Lived, Expired, Sleeping Soullessly Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Death
LIFERLocked In For Ever - Revenge! Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Criminals
LIFER (2)Left Inside, Forget Eventual Release Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Criminals
LIFESTYLELets Ignore Financial Efficiency, Spend 'Til You Lose Everything Tony McCoy O'Grady (Ordinary poor people have 'lives', foolish rich people have 'lifestyles'!)
People & Relationships
LIFFLook Inside For Facts Angela Brett - Liff is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as being, 'A book, the contents of which are totally belied by its cover...'
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
LIFFLESSLacking In Funny & Frivolous Literature, Erase Smile Signs Tony McCoy O'Grady, because he doesn't have a copy of 'The Meaning of Liff' or 'The Deeper Meaning of Liff'
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
LIFTLazily Into Floor Twenty Angela Brett
Places:Buildings
LIFT (2)Levitating Interior, For Transportation Gavin Lambert
Places:Buildings
LIGHTLamp Is Generating Heat Too! Angela Brett
Household Objects
Science:Physics
LIGHT (2)Lightbulb, If Glowing, Has This. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects
Science:Physics
LIGHTEN UP!Less Intensity! Getting Heated Too Easily Normally Upsets People. Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Advice
LIGHTNINGLittle Ions Get Humming Then... Nailed! It's Not Good Roger Williams
Science:Meteorology
LIGHT YEARLightspeed Information Gets Here To Yonder Each Annual Rotation Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics:Measurement
LIME IMACLicking It Made Evident It Maybe Ain't Citrus. Angela Brett
Computers:Do Not Eat:iMac Fruit Salad
LIMERICKLess Is More Except Rhymes In Celtic Knots Rico Leffanta
Art & Literature
LIMPLost Insert Member Prostrate Rico Leffanta
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
LIMP (2)Leg In Much Pain. Roger Williams
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
LINDA (2)Lives In Nurturing Domain, Actually Jan Morgan - someone I know
Names:First names:Female
LINDSAYLazy In Nature, Dull, Snobbish Actually. Yuppie Jan Morgan -- combo of 2 people
Names:First names
LINELeft Impregnated, Not Estimable Angela Brett (Line is HANS THOMAS's grandmother, who became pregnant to a German soldier and was hated for it)
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:The Solitaire Mystery
LINENLiving In Nuptials Enhances Nookie Angela Brett, referring to what is traditionally the linen (4th) wedding anniversary.
Time:Special Occasions:Wedding Anniversaries
LINEN (2)Lust? It Never Exists Now. Angela Brett, giving a different slant to the 4th wedding anniversary.
Time:Special Occasions:Wedding Anniversaries
LINGUA LATINALatin Is Not Gone -- Used 'AM' Lately? Also There's Information Not Anglicizable. Jeff Anonymous, expanding the Latin language's name for itself -- and noting its continued relevance, even in daily conversation where in abbreviated form 'ante meridiem' its head rears, in addition to the fact that there are many literary works that do not translate terribly well into English -- the meter of Virgil, for example, cannot be preserved well in a translation out of Latin.
Science:Linguistics
LINKLocates Internet Networked Knowledge Gavin Lambert
Computers:Internet
LINKIN PARKLyrical Individuals Negotiate Kismet In Notes, Pleasing Adolescents, Reaching Kids Jan Morgan - musical group
Entertainment:Music:Artists
LINKSLast Inventive 'Nym? Keep Surfing! Angela Brett, because if you ever manage to read all the acronyms at http://acronyms.co.nz, you can still go to the Links page at http://acronyms.co.nz/links.html and view some related websites.
Computers:Internet:Apronyms Website:Page Titles
LINUS TORVALDSLet's Invent New Unix System, To Overthrow Redmond's Vacuuming All Licenses & Decent Software delt
Names:Famous people
Computers:Linux
LINUXLovely... If Not Using Xwindows! Angela Brett
Computers:Linux
LINUX (2)'Life'less Incurable Nerds Use Xchat Angela Brett
Computers:Linux
LION'Lunchtime' Is Often Nighttime Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Animals
LION (2)Lair Is On Ngorongoro Patricia Rix
Science:Biology:Animals
LIPLick If Parched Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Body Parts
LIPSLively If Person's Speaking Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Body Parts
LIPS (2)Lovely If Pursed Sweetly Patricia Rix
Science:Biology:Body Parts
LIPS (3)Luscious In Pearly Sheens Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Body Parts
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene
LIPS (4)Licking Indicates Passionate Sexuality Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Body Parts
LIPS (5)Luscious, Irresistable, Person-Smoochers Kenny Roy & Tamaryn Roy
Science:Biology:Body Parts
LIPSTICK (2)Loves Inciting Peckers She Tattoos In Cold Kisses Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene:Beauty Products
LIPSTIKLong Island Princess Sporting Tacky Industrial Klothing Diva Jeri. Developed to describe women with fake blond hair, black eyebrows, and grating voices who wear clothes with designer names publicly displayed.
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene
LIQUORLiquid I Quaff Unceasingly, Often Refreshing. Angela Brett
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
LIRALoot Italians Rapidly Accumulated Tony -- The defunct Italian currency was worth very little and one cashed large notes to buy the cheapest items and received a large quantity of near-worthless coinage.
Commerce:Money
LISALone Intelligent Simpson Artiste Angela Brett and Tony McCoy O'Grady (there are other intelligent female Simpsons, but they're not on TV often)
Entertainment:TV shows:The Simpsons
LIST OF ACRONYMSLook - Index.html's Sitemap Tells Of Full Alphabetical & Categorised Records. Obviously Now You've Merely Searched. Angela Brett, when someone searched the Acronyms website for 'list of acronyms'. The site map at http://acronyms.co.nz/index.html links to full alphabetical listings and lists of acronyms by category.
Computers:Internet:Apronyms Website
LIST OF TWELVE ACRONYMSLook, I Should Tell Of Feature That Will Eventually Let Visitors Easily Add Collections, Regardless Of Number You Might Seek. Angela Brett -- I don't know why someone searched for this phrase, but no category listing is guaranteed to have only twelve acronyms, even the months and zodiac signs have had more added. However, I am considering putting in place a system so that people can compile their own lists of related acronyms (which wouldn't otherwise be together in category lists) and one could be made which includes twelve apronyms only.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
LITHIUMLightens Internal Tensions, Happily Is Useful Medicine Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry:Elements
LITHUANIALocked Into That Horrid Ussr, And Now Into Autonomy. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
LITTERBOXLike Infectious Toxic Tornado, Emanations Render Breathing Only Xperimental Patricia Rix
Household Objects
LITTLE BO PEEPLoss Is The True Lesson Exemplified By Old Poem: Ewes Escape Paddock Patricia Rix
Art & Literature:Nursery Rhymes
LITTLE BOY BLUELad Is Tired, Tries Lessening Effort But -- Oh Yikes! -- Boy Lets Ungulates Escape Patricia Rix
Art & Literature:Nursery Rhymes
LITTLE BROTHERLife Is Terribly Tough. Look, Everyone's Big Relative Often Tries Heavyhanded 'Exactive' Relationship Tony McCoy O'Grady, who knows that elder brothers often try to 'blackmail' younger brothers (he's both a younger and an older brother!).
People & Relationships:Family
LITTLE JACK HORNERLad Is Taking To Licking Extremities: Just At Christmas, Kid Has Own Rich Nosh; Eats Ravenously. Patricia Rix
Art & Literature:Nursery Rhymes
LITTLE MISS MUFFETLass Is Terrified That Leggy Encroachment Means Itsa Spider! She Makes Undignified Flight From Eeky Terrestrial! Patricia Rix
Art & Literature:Nursery Rhymes
LITTLE ROOMLeg It To Toilet - Liquid Egestion's Rarely Obliging, Often Messy. Angela Brett
Places:Buildings:The 'Little Room'
LIVELife Is Visually Evil Rico Leffanta
Religion
LIVE (2)Love Immensely/Innovatively Violent Enemies! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
People & Relationships
LIVIDLosing It, Very Intensely Distressed Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Emotions
LIVID (2)Lead Isn't Vivid, It's Dull Angela Brett, thinking about how livid rhymes with vivid despite having almost the opposite meaning.
Assorted Adjectives:Colours
LLANELLILimp-Limbed After Natation - Essay Loosening Liquid Involuntarily Tony McCoy O'Grady (Llanelli is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as being, 'Descriptive of the waggling movement of a person's hands when shaking water from them or warming up for a piece of workshop theatre.')
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
LLANFAIRPWLLGWYNGYLLGOGERYCHWYRNDROBWLLLLANTYSILIOGOGOGOCHLove Lost And Never Found Again Is Really Pitiful! When Love Lapses, Going Where You've Never Gone, Your Love Life Grows Onerous, Gilding Every Reason You Chose Heartache, When You Really Need Desirable Romantics Opening Borders Which Lady Luck Lets Love Align Neatly To Your Senses. Inviting Love In Over Grief Opens Galaxies; Only Going Out Cultivates Healing! Rico Leffanta, who mentions that the website of this tiny village in Wales can be found at http://llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.co.uk/say.htm.
Places:Towns & Cities:UK
LMAOLikely Mildly Amused... Overexaggerating Angela Brett (LMAO usually stands for Laughing My A*se Off)
Laughter
Re-expansions of existing acronyms:Conversational
LOADLaden On A Donkey Patricia Rix
Assorted Nouns
LOAD (2)Let's Organise A Delivery Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Nouns
LOAN SERVICING APPLICATIONLook Over Applicant's Notes (Seeking Extra Revenue) Very Intensely! Chaps, If Not Given A Paper Promising Loan Issue, Could Attack Those In Offices Nearby Tony McCoy O'Grady (Idiots with guns often go on the rampage because they were turned down by a financial institution)
Commerce:Money
LOCIList Of Created Imagery. Pam Tubesing, referring to the method of loci.
Words & Wordplay
LOCKLacking Owner's Combination / Key Angela Brett
Household Objects
LOCK (2)Loss Of Car Keys Matthew Oram
Transport
LOCKSLocks/Lock! Open: Compatible Keys! Security! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Household Objects
LOCKUPLets Our Computer Keep Unreal Pauses Rico Leffanta
Computers
LOGICLots Of Gates In Combination Angela Brett
Science:Electronics
LOGIC GATELogical Operators Give Integrated Circuits Great Abilities To Evaluate. Angela Brett
Science:Electronics
LOGISTICS (2)Large Operation Gets Items Shipped To Infantry's Complete Satisfaction Tony McCoy O'Grady
Military
Transport
LOGOLet Our Gays Observe! Logo, debuting in june 2005, was the first ever gay cable network
Communication
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:LGBTQIA
LOGOGRAPHLike Oriental Glyphs - One Graphically Represents A Particular Heading. Angela Brett
Science:Linguistics
LOLLovely Orgiastic Lovemaking Tony McCoy O'Grady. Angela couldn't be bothered going to her bedroom for something, so Tony replied "When you marry things may change," to which Angela replied with a LOL (laughing out loud.) Tony responded with the new meaning for LOL. :)
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
Re-expansions of existing acronyms:Conversational
LOL (3)Little Old Lady Angela Brett, while comparing LOL with DOM (DIrty Old Man)
People & Relationships
Re-expansions of existing acronyms:Conversational
LOLITALittle One's Lover Is Tormented Adult TMcCO'G
Entertainment:Movies
LOLLIPOPLots Of Little Licks Instill Presence Of Pleasure. Roger Williams
Food & Drink:Confectionery
LOMBARDLaptop Outer Made By Apple's Respected Developers Angela Brett (Lombard was the name of the casing for the PowerBook models codenamed Bronze Keyboard and Pismo.)
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
Names:Code Names:Apple
LOMBARD (2)Loan Of Money? Beware A Ruinous Debt Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places
Commerce:Money
LONELINESSLeaves One Needing Embraces. Lifeforce Is Not Entirely Self-Sufficient Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Emotions
LONELYLoss Of Nearness, Emotionally, Leaves Yearning. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Emotions
LONERLove's Only Nightmare Escaping Rejection Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships
LONGHORNLate Or Not, Gates Holds Out. Releases Nothing Sean Lamb (the next version of Microsoft Windows, codenamed Longhorn, has now been delayed until 2006).
Computers:Windows
Names:Code Names:Microsoft
LONGHORN (2)Long Overdue... Nobody's Getting Horny Over Releasing Nothing Angela Brett, who thinks that LONGHORN is a misnomer.
Computers:Windows
Names:Code Names:Microsoft
LOOLavatory Or Outhouse Angela Brett
Places:Buildings:The 'Little Room'
LOO (2)Loss Of Originality Jeff Anonymous, who admits that his acronym ideas have headed down the toilet in recent days.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
LOO (3)Little Ol' Outhouse Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Buildings:The 'Little Room'
LOO (4)Locks Overthrow Observers Jeff Anonymous
Places:Buildings:The 'Little Room'
LOOKLet One Observe Keenly Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Verbs
LOOPHOLELawyers Out Of Principles Halting Other Legal Effects Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Law & Order
LORDLofty Offical Relishing Divinity Rico Leffanta
Politics:Royalty
LORETTA SWIT ("HOTLIPS")Letters Often Reveal Erotic Thoughts That Always Spill Wetly In Time; However Often That Lasts, It's Pretty Sensational Rico Leffanta
Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses
LORRAINELonging Of Repentance, Reforming As It's Necessary, Effort Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
LOSERLover Of Someone Emerges Resentful Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
LOSER (2)Lack Of Stamina Endangers Runner Tony McCoy O'Grady
Sports & Recreation
LOSTLooking Over Strange Terrain Angela Brett
Assorted Adjectives
LOTHLORIENLand Of Trees Has Lady Of Remarkable Intensity -- Evenstar's Nan Patricia Rix
Art & Literature:Fictional Places:The Lord of the Rings
LOTUSLots Of Traction; Unbelievable Speed Eric Bridgstock
Transport:Car Makes & Models
LOTUS (2)Loads Of Trouble, Usually Serious Helen Livesey
Transport:Car Makes & Models
LOUDLoony Or Uncouth Din Patricia Rix
Assorted Adjectives
Assorted Nouns:Noises
LOUD (2)Lots Of Unbearable Decibels Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Adjectives
Assorted Nouns:Noises
LOUISLongago, Often Used In Shops Tony McCoy O'Grady - a 'louis' was a gold coin, worth 20 francs, in France up to 1795.
Commerce:Money
LOUISELanguage Of Use Is Special, Embraced Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
LOUISIANALong's Organization Used Impropriety, Shadiness In Administering Nefarious Activities. Roger Williams -- Refers to Huey Long, Governor of Louisiana from 1928 until his assassination in 1932.
Places:States & Regions
History
LOUISIANA (2)Lasalle's Origins Used, Is Saved In Area, Native Arcadian Jan Morgan - Lasalle Originally Claimed it for France so the origins are of French culture - Arcadians was shortened to cajun these people came fron acadia in Nova Scotia
Places:States & Regions
LOURDESLeaves Own Unhealthy Residence, Domain Entered Safely Jan Morgan - someone I know
Names:First names:Female
LOUSELeft Overs Usually Season Expectorants Rico Leffanta
Science:Biology:Insects:Edible(?)
LOVELife's One Vital Emotion Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
LOVE (2)Lust Overcomes, Vagina Entered Steve Keate
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
LOVE (3)Likely Outcome Very Exciting John Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
LOVE (4)Little Of Value Eventually John Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
LOVE (5)Lusty Origin Vigorous Ending John Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
LOVE (6)Laugh, Our Vanities Exposed John Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
LOVE (7)Lack Of Visible Evidence John Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
LOVE (8)Life Of Varied Emotions John Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
LOVE (9)Little Organs Virtually Extinct John Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
LOVE (10)Large Organs Visibly Erect John Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
LOVE (11)Lack Of - Very Evil John Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
LOVE (12)Lust Overcomes- Virtue Exits John Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
LOVE (13)Lone Option - Virtual Excitement John Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
LOVE (14)Ladies Of Virtue Extinct John Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
LOVE (15)Loss Of Virginity Expected John Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
LOVE (16)Lewd Outlook - Venal Ending John Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
LOVE (17)Lack Of Variety Exhausts John Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
LOVE (18)Lots Of Valid Expansions Angela Brett
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
LOVE (19)Leaves One Virtually Euphoric Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
LOVE (20)Lion Omnipotent Victor Emmanuel! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Jesus Christ.
Religion
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
LOVE (21)Longing Of Valuable Eternity Jan Morgan
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
LOVE AT HOMELessons Of Valuable Emotions Attention To Harmony Of My Experiences Jan Morgan
Entertainment:Music:Songs
LOVECRAFTLitterally Obfuscated Visions Eldritch; Creativity Rife And Forever Tormented Tom Denton
Art & Literature:Writers
LOVE DEATHLots Of Violence, Explicitly Dramatised, Enhances A Television Horror Angela Brett, when someone searched for 'LOVE DEATH' on the Acronyms website.
Entertainment:TV shows
People & Relationships:Death
LOVELYLaughing Out Very Excitedly - Loud Yelling. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Laughter
LOVINGLeave Out Violence In Next Generation Angela Brett, in response to the same request as WATCH OUT, referring to people who grow up to be abusive because their parents were, and they don't know any other way of parenting.
People & Relationships:Family
People & Relationships:Emotions
People & Relationships:Abuse
LOVING (2)Leave Out Violence Involving Next Generation Tony McCoy O'Grady, putting a slightly different slant on Angela's LOVING.
People & Relationships:Family
People & Relationships:Emotions
People & Relationships:Abuse
LOW CARBLosing Ones Weight Causes A Responsive Body Jan Morgan
Food & Drink
LOW GEARLeaves One Wondering... Geeks Evidently Aren't Responding. Angela Brett, when the IRC #math channel was rather quiet and somebody said it was in low gear.
Computers:Internet
LOYALTYLove Only You, Always Living True, Yours Jan Morgan
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
LUASLocals Understand As 'Speed' Angela Brett -- According to http://www.lrta.org/luasindex.html: What does the name LUAS stand for? Luas is the Irish word for speed and so (as it is not an abbreviation) should be written Luas rather than L.U.A.S. I beg to differ!
Transport:Trains
LUCENTIOLovers United - Contest Exposes Not Totally Into Obedience Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's The Taming of the Shrew
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:The Taming of the Shrew
LUCIANALover Ultimately Correctly Identified As Not Adriana's Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's The Comedy of Errors
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:The Comedy Of Errors
LUCIAS MALFOYLackey Unadulterated Conceited Id Assaults Society. Malicious Arrogant Louse, Foul Obnoxious Yahoo. Jan Morgan
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:Harry Potter
LUCIDLess Utterly Confused In Delirium Patricia Rix
Assorted Adjectives
LUCID (2)Logical, Uncluttered, Cogent, Intelligent Discourse Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Adjectives
LUCIFERLust Unbridled Causes Infidelities For Evil Reasons Rico Leffanta
Religion
LUCILLE LE SUEURLuck Usually Connects Idiot Lovers Legs Entwined Lurching Everywhere Somehow Underestimating Ecstasy's Usual Response Rico Leffanta (Lucille Le Sueur is better known as Joan Crawford)
Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses:Little known real names
LUCIUSLast Unmaimed Chap Is Ultimately Successor Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Titus Andronicus
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Titus Andronicus
LUDDITELet Us Destroy Damned Industrial Technology Everywhere Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
History
LUDLOWLeg's Unstable? Deploy Lump Or Wad Tony McCoy O'Grady (Ludlow is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as meaning, 'A wad of newspaper, folded tablenapkin or lump of carboard put under a wobbly table or chair to make it stand up straight. It is perhaps not widely known that air-ace Sir Douglas Bader used to get about on an enormous pair of ludlows before he had his artificial legs fitted.')
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
LUDWIGLoved Unfortunate Damsel With Innertube Gash Angela Brett (Ludwig fell in love with HANS THOMAS's grandmother after helping her with a puncture.)
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:The Solitaire Mystery
LUGIALies Undersea Guarding Immense Abilities Angela Brett (Lugia is Pokemon #249)
Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon
LUKELoyal, Undeniably Keen Evangelist Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion:Bible books
Religion:Saints
LUNALunatics Understand Nighttime Activities Rico Leffanta
Religion:Roman Gods & Goddesses
LUNCHLoad Up Nutrition-Containing Hamburgers Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink
LURELover Using Romantic Enterprise Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
LUSTLove Underlying Sexual Tensions? Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
LUST (2)Love Usurped, Sex Triumphs. Eric Bridgstock
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
LUST (3)Lecherous Unadulterated Sexy Thoughts Mary Carr, on hearing Eric's LUST (2).
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
LUST (4)Lacy Underwear Stretched Taut Steve Keate and Blair
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
LUST (5)Life's Usual Stress Test Blair
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
LUST (6)Largely Useless Sexual Tensions Steve Keate
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
LUST (7)Love's Unfortunately Sidelined, Typically. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
LUST (8)Look Up Someone Tacky. Word Nerd
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
LUTELets User Twang Ecstatically Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:Music:Instruments
LUTONLavatory's Upholstered To One's Needs Tony McCoy O'Grady (Luton is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as meaning 'The horseshoe-shaped rug which goes around a lavatory seat.')
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
LYDIALie You Down, I'm Aroused Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:First names:Female
LYNLearns Your Needs Jan Morgan - someone I know
Names:First names:Female
LYNDALike Your Nicest Dearest Associate Susan S. wrote it about her friend
Names:First names:Female
LYNNLearns Your Necessary Needs Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
LYRICS (2)Loving You Rarely Induces Choirs Singing Rico Leffanta
Entertainment:Music
LYSANDERLoves Young Sweetheart After Nocturnal Difficulties Eventually Resolved Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:A Midsummer Night's Dream
LYTHELissom? Yes, Thank Healthy Exercise Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Adjectives
Sports & Recreation
LZLoudmouths... Zoloft? Jeff Anonymous, explaining that LED ZEPPELIN might lead someone to need an antidepressant.
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Entertainment:Music:Artists
MAMaternal Ancestor Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Family
MA (2)Maternal Android Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Family
MA AND PA KETTLEMaternal Android Almost Never Directs Paternal Android, 'Kiss Each Time True Lovers Elope' Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships
MACMicrosoft Ate Company Steve Keate
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
MAC (2)Makes Angela Comfortable Steve Keate
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
MAC (3)Mostly Always Condescending Steve Keate
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
MAC (4)Macintoshes Aren't Compatible Carl Brett
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
MAC (5)Marginally Acceptable Computers Hyper Unit
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
MAC (6)Minimal Ability, Capacity Hyper Unit
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
MAC (7)Marginal Aptitude Computing Hyper Unit
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
MAC (8)Mine's A Computer Acronymous Anonymous
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
MAC (9)Mac Addict Counseling Acronymous Anonymous
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
MAC (10)Macs Are Cool Acronymous Anonymous
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
MAC (11)My Ample/Apple Coat Angela Brett -- I bought a raincoat (which turned out to be a bit too large) from the company store at the Apple campus in Cupertino. Later in my travels somebody pointed out that it was an Apple mac.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
Household Objects:Clothing
MACABREMourning Across Canada As Beautiful Robin Expires Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Adjectives
MACABRE (2)Menacing Atmosphere Collects Around Bewildering Revelatory Experience Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Adjectives
MACADDICTMagazines Are Considered A Dainty Delicacy, If Chewed Thoughtfully Tony McCoy O'Grady
Computers:Do Not Eat
MACARTHURMagnificently Appaling 'Chant' - A Record That Had Unusual Refrain Tony McCoy O'Grady - referring to Macarthur Park, a 'song' from the 1970s featuring (I can't say "sung by") Richard Harris
Entertainment:Music:Songs
MACBETHMarried A Conniving Bitch - Evil Things Happen Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Macbeth
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Macbeth
MACDUFFMacho And Controlled - Despite Undeserved Family's Fate Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Macbeth
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Macbeth
MACEMethodical Attacker Crushes Enemies Tony McCoy O'Grady
Military:Weapons
MACEDONIAMighty Alexander Conquered Enemy Domains, Overran Nomads In Asia. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
MACGIRL (2)Made Acronyms Computer-Guidable Into Remarkable List Tony McCoy O'Grady
MacGirl & KeyBoard:(Wannabe) Superheroes
MACGIRL (3)Might Attempt Common Gateway Interface... Reviewing Languages. Angela Brett, while trying to decide whether to write the ACRONYMS CGIs in C or Perl... she figures MacGirl should be able to help as cGi is (sort of) her middle name.
MacGirl & KeyBoard:(Wannabe) Superheroes
MACHINEMaking Acronyms Constantly - He Is Neatly Eloquent. Angela Brett, describing Tony after reading an email from him containing 45 new acronyms, mostly related to Arthurian legend.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
MACHOPMartial Arts Can Harm Other Pokemon Angela Brett (Machop is Pokemon #66)
Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon
MACINTOSH (3)Mine's A Classic - I Never Thought Of Such Happiness. Tony McCoy O'Grady, putting Angela right after MACINTOSH (2)
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
MACINTOSH (4)Most Alternatives Counter-Intuitive, Necessitating Thorough On-Screen Help. Angela Brett
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
MACINTOSH (5)Minus A Commandline Interface... Not That One's Super Helpful! Angela Brett
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
MACINTOSH (6)Modern Artists' Cyber-Instrument - New Technology Of Sequencing Harmonies. Angela Brett, because modern music is often created on computers - in fact that's a field in which I believe the Macintosh dominates.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
Entertainment:Music:Instruments
MACINTOSH (7)Macs Are Compatible... I'm Not Talking Of Substandard Hogwash! Angela Brett, in response to MAC (4). Macs can read/write any standard format... heck, they can even use proprietary formats like what Microsoft Offal produces.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
MACINTOSH (8)Motorola And Company Incessantly Negate Truth On Superior Hardware Hyper Unit
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
MACNIFICENTMy Apple Computer's Now Incredibly Fast. It Crunches Extraordinary Numbers Tirelessly Tony McCoy O'Grady
Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
MAC OSMay Apple Cleanse Our Souls Angela Brett, thinking that it could be a prayer of converted gatanists.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Software
MAC OS (2)May Angela Crave Only Steve Steve Keate
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
MAC OS (3)Majorly Addictive, Causes Overuse Syndrome. Steve Keate
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Software
MAC OS (4)Men Are Completely Over-Sexed Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
MAC OS (5)Many Assume Computer's Over-Simplified Angela Brett
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Software
MAC OS (6)Makes Apple Computers Operate Smoothly Angela Brett
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Software
MAC OS XMemory Available? Come On, Sample Xtravagance! Angela Brett, because Mac OS X requires quite a lot of RAM, but like most extravagances, is great to have if the RAM is available.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Software
MAC OS X (2)Must Attempt Cocoa - Oh, Such Xcitement! Angela Brett, remembering when she first got Mac OS X and was impatient to try COCOA PROGRAMMING.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Software
MACPACMany A Camper Prefers Acclaimed Carrybags Angela Brett
Sports & Recreation
MACPAC (2)Makes Adventure Camping Products - All Canvas Angela Brett
Commerce:Companies
Sports & Recreation
MACSMost Astounding Computer Standard Jeff Anonymous
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
MACS (2)Macintoshes Accept Crummy Software Nicki Foster
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
MACS (3)Macintoshes Aren't Computers (Seriously!) Carl Brett
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
MACS (4)Microsoft Authors Crummy Software! Angela Brett, in response to MACS (2)
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
MACS (5)Mackintoshes Are Chewy Sweets Angela Brett, in response to MACS (3)
Food & Drink
MAC'S SPECIAL LIGHTMysterious Ale Containing Strange Substances, Purposefully Encouraging Comas In All Liberal Liquor Ingesters, Giving Hangovers Tomorrow. Dustan Dowsing, after seeing a brand of beer called Mac's Special Light. (Angela thought it was the LED on her PowerBook which flashes when it's sleeping!)
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
MADAGASCARMuch Abject Destitution, A Generally Agricultural Society, Constituted As Republic. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
MADAMMakes A Dame A Mistress Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Titles
MADCAPMental Ability's Defective - Call A Psychiatrist Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Adjectives
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments:Mental Illness
MADE FOR EACH OTHERMaybe Adam Dated Eve For Obvious Reason; Every Alternative Couldn't Have Offered Truly Human Effect, Rootwise. Angela Brett, as Adam and Eve were the only couple truly made for each other, but they didn't have much choice in the mat[t]er so it wasn't necessarily as romantic as is implied by that phrase nowadays.
Religion
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
MADE IN USAMexicans Are Deviously Employed Illegally. No Unions Should Apply Tony McCoy O'Grady
Commerce
MADE WITH A MACMacintosh At Doorstep - Euphoric Writer Is Terribly Happy. Apple Made A Customer. Jeff Anonymous, who got his 12.1" iBook (CD-ROM, vanilla except 256 MB RAM) this morning. This acronym was written in the Acronym Checker for OSX. However, due to configuration issues, it was submitted via Web.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
MAD MACSMonthly Apple Developer Meetings & Annual Conferences Society Angela Brett, as a suggested name for a group which will do just that, if all goes to plan.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
Computers:Programming
MADMANMentally Am Defective, Maybe Am Normal? TMcCO'G who, looking around him, wonders if the 'norm' for society is to be a bit abnormal.
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments:Mental Illness
MADMAN (2)Makes Apronyms Daily... Maybe Assumes Normal? Angela Brett
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments:Mental Illness
MADMAN (3)Maybe Anthony's Defective, Maybe Angela's Not? TMcO'G, in response to MADMAN (2)
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments:Mental Illness
MADMENMental Asylums Detain Many (Euphemistically) Nutters Tony McSane O'Grady
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments:Mental Illness
MADONNAMusically Adept Dancer. Often Nurtures Naughty Antics. Eric Bridgstock
Entertainment:Music:Artists
MAE WESTMen Always Eagerly Watched Every Sexy Turn Roger Williams -- We're talking about the actress here, not the life jacket...
Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses
MAFMuch About Flora Angela Brett, referring to the Ministry of Agriculture and Fisheries.
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Science:Biology
MAFFMany Abhor Factory Farming Tony McCoy O'Grady (MAFF usually stands for the Ministry of Agriculture, Fisheries and Food)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
MAFIAMany Assassins From Italian Ancestry Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Criminals
MAGGIEMute Agile Girl, Generally Intensely Expressive Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:TV shows:The Simpsons
MAGGIE (2)Magnificent And Gigantic Girlcat Is Embraceable Patricia Rix, referring to her cat
Names:Pet Names
MAGGOTMany Anglers Get Grubs Outta Tins Izaac Walton
Science:Biology:Insects
MAGIC (2)Make Anything Go Invisible, Crikey! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment
MAGIKARPMuch Ancentral Greatness - Immediate Kin Aren't Really Powerful. Angela Brett (Magikarp is Pokemon #129)
Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon
MAGISTRATESMust Always Give Incarcerative Sentences To Repeatedly Arrested Thieves, Extortionists & Swindlers TMcCO'G
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Occupations
MAGNETMetal's Attracted, Getting Near Electromagnetic Thingies! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Physics
MAHOGANYMuch Admired. Having Originally Grown About Ninety Years? TMcCO'G
Science:Biology:Plants:Trees
MAIDENHEADMarry Assets, Initiate Divorce, Ensnare New Husband, Enjoy And Divorce Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Marriage & Divorce
MAILMessages And Interesting Letters Edwin Hermann
Communication
MAIL (2)Maze Allocating Individual Letters Rico Leffanta
Communication
MAIL ADDRESSMailing Address Information Lapsed! Another Disaster? Damage Reversed, Everybody See Signature Gavin Lambert
Computers:Internet
MAINEMarginal Area Is North Eastern Jan Morgan
Places:States & Regions
MAINE (2)Mariners Abound In New England Tony
Places:States & Regions
MAINFRAMEMachine Adds Immense Numbers For Researchers - Absorbs Much Electricity Tony McCoy O'Grady
Computers
MAINTENANCEMadness! Apparently I Need To Endure (No Arguments) Numerous Cosmetic Enhancements! Angela Brett, whose idea of maintenance is eating, breathing and fixing bugs.
Assorted Nouns
MAJORMust Admonish Junior Officers Regularly Tony McCoy O'Grady
Military:Ranks
MAJORITYMany Absentees Justified Or Ratified Inane Trendy Yawns Rico Leffanta
Assorted Nouns
MAKE SENSE OF ITMaybe Anthony Kept Essaying Suitable Expansions. No Single Expansion Offered Fitted It Truely. Tony McCoy O'Grady. (See SENSE OF IT)
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
MAKE SENSE OF IT (2)Make All Key Elements Snuggly Enmesh - No Superfluous Es Or Fs In There Tony McCoy O'Grady
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
MAKING LOVEMake A Kiss Interesting, Next Get Leg Over - Very Exciting. Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
MALAWIMainly Agricultural, Labouring Against Whopping Indebtedness. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
MALAYSIAMainly Agricultural Labourers And Yet Some Industrially Active. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
MALCOLMMachismo's Absent - Loses Control Over Lord's Murderer Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Macbeth
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Macbeth
MALEMasculine Anatomy Losing Extinction Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Genderalisations
MALE DRIVERSMeandering Around Like Erratic Daredevils - Recklessly, Impulsively Veering Everywhere 'Round Streets. Angela Brett
Transport:Drivers
MALESMost Are Lustily Expecting Sex Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Genderalisations
MALES (2)Many Are Lacking Experience Socially Steve Keate
People & Relationships:Genderalisations
MALES (3)Most Are Lazy - Expect Slaves. Steve Keate
People & Relationships:Genderalisations
MALES (4)Maybe Aren't Liking Excess Silicone Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Genderalisations
MALES (5)Machismo Attitudes, Larger Egos, Stupid Steve Keate and Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Genderalisations
MALES (6)Morning After, Leave. Enforcing Stereotypes. Steve Keate
People & Relationships:Genderalisations
MALIMostly Agricultural - Little Industry. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
MALPRACTICEMedical Accidents - Lousy Physician Regrets A Claim That Insinuated Cure's Ensured Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Healthcare
MALTMilky Adaptive Liquid, Thick Jan Morgan -- Thicker than a milk shake
Food & Drink
MALTA (2)Men Always Less Than Angelic Rico Leffanta
Places:Countries
MAMAMano A Mano Acrobatically Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships
MAMA (2)Meaningfully, Athinai Mirrored Anita Angela Brett (HANS THOMAS's mother Anita went to Athens to find herself, and Hans Thomas notices that the sign 'Athinai' is almost Anita backwards.)
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:The Solitaire Mystery
MAMA (3)Metaphorically Amorously Marked Ace. Angela Brett (HANS THOMAS's mother is connected with the Ace of Hearts)
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:The Solitaire Mystery
MAMMALMother Animal Makes Milk And Lactates Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Animals
MAMMARIESMost All Manly Men Are Rapt If Eying Some. Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Body Parts
MAMMOGRAMManipulate And Mash Melons - Oncologists Gather 'Round And Murmur. Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
MANMutters Ad Nauseum Angela Brett, after MANTRA
People & Relationships:Genderalisations
MANAGEMENTMaking A Nuisance And Getting Everybody Muddled Eventually Nauseates Them Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
Commerce
MANAGERMake A Name At Getting Everyone Roused Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
MANDARINMany Admit Nibbling Duck And Roasting Is Nice Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink
Science:Biology:Animals
MANDARIN (2)Many A Nice Duck Appears Rooted In Nostalgia Patricia Rix (we had Mandarin ducks on the farm when I was a kid)
Science:Biology:Animals
MANGEREMaori Aborigines Not Generally Energetic - Rarely Employed Angela Brett (apart from being a suburb which is supposedly full of the kind of people described in the expansion, mangere means 'lazy' in Maori.)
Science:Linguistics:Maori Words
Places:Towns & Cities:New Zealand
MANIFOLDMuch About Nature Is Full Of Living Diversity Angela Brett and Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science
Assorted Adjectives
MANILAMany Ardent Natives Invite Love Affairs Rico Leffanta
Places:Towns & Cities
MANITOBAMŽtis And Natives Investigated This Outstandingly Beautiful Area Patricia Rix (MŽtis is anyone of mixed French and Indian heritage, specifically in the Province of Manitoba. This is not a pejorative: the MŽtis have always considered themselves a nation within the nation, as the First Nations do.)
Places:States & Regions
MANKEYMuck Abounds, Nearly Kneedeep - Everything's Yucky Tony McCoy O'Grady. Mankey is a slang word for dirty. A long time ago a group of boyscouts set to cleaning out a river-fed swimming pool. There was a lot of knee-high silt/mud/decaying-vegatation at the bottom of the pool which was nicknamed 'mank'. The scouts thought that they had coined a new word, but there was probably some subconscious reference to 'mankey'
Assorted Adjectives
Sports & Recreation:Scouts
MAN OF GODMaybe Advocating Nice Old-Fashioned Goodwill, Or Deprivation. Angela Brett
Religion:Religious Occupations
MANSIONMillionaires Are Needlessly Squandering Income On Nonessentials. Angela Brett
Places:Buildings
MANTISMake A Note That It's Screwy Angela Brett (Mantis is a program for keeping track of bugs in software.)
Computers:Programming
MANTIS (2)Money's A Nod To Its Statistics? Angela Brett (MANTIS can show statistics on how many bugs each person has reported or fixed. I wonder if the people with the best statistics in Mantis get paid more.)
Computers:Programming
MANTIS (3)Mailed As New Testing Indicates Success Angela Brett (MANTIS can send an email to the developer who fixed a bug when a tester confirms that the bug has been fixed.)
Computers:Programming
MANTRAMutter Ad Nauseum 'Til Revelation's Apparent Angela Brett
Religion
MANUALSMeals Are Not Usually A Literary Stew Tony McCoy O'Grady
Computers:Do Not Eat
MAN. UTDMastered Arsenal's New Unprolonged Title Dominance Jide Alakija, Man Utd. Will Always Dominate the title.
Sports & Recreation
MANY THANKSMarking A-Nother Year, Tony Happily Acknowledges Newzealaner's Kind Sentiments Ol' Man River, in response to TONY'S BIRTHDAY (AGAIN!)
Time:Special Occasions
MAORIMeandering Aborigines Originating Round Islands Mary Carr, referring to the aboriginal people of New Zealand
People & Relationships:Nationalities & Races
MAPMake A Plan Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Navigation Aids
MAP (2)Monuments Are Plotted Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Navigation Aids
MAP (3)May Advise Position Eric Bridgstock
Places:Navigation Aids
MAP (4)Men Absolutely Poohpooh. Roger Williams
People & Relationships:Genderalisations
Places:Navigation Aids
MAP (5)Masks All Potholes. Roger Williams
Places:Navigation Aids
MAPLE SYRUPMuch Appreciated Product Leaves Everyone Sighing - Yo! Rustle Up Pancakes! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink:Condiments
MAPLE SYRUP (2)Makes A Pancake Look Exquisite. Some Youths Relish Uncountable Pancakes Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink:Condiments
MAPLE SYRUP (3)Many A Person Likes Eating Sticky, Yummy Repast - Undoubtedly Pancakes! Patricia Rix
Food & Drink:Condiments
MAP REFERENCEMaths Assists Preparing Readable (Expressed Flatly) Earthly References. Explorers Need Charts Evidently Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Positions & Directions
MARATHONMany Asthmatic Runners Are Treated - Hospitals Offer Nebulisers. Angela Brett
Sports & Recreation
MARCELMime Artist Rather Cleverly Exchews Language Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to Marcel Marceau - a renowned French mime.
Names:Famous people
MARCHMay & April Rounding Corner Hastily. Angela Brett
Time:Months
MARCH (3)Most Armies Rhythmically Continue Hiking. Angela Brett
Military
MARCH (4)Mild And Rather Clement, Hopefully Tony McCoy O'Grady
Time:Months
MARCOMade A Route - Chinawards - Overland Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:Famous people
History
MARCUS ANTONIUSMuch Admired Roman Citizen, Using Strong And Noted Tactics Overcomes Nasty Insubordinate, Usurping Schemers Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Julius Caesar and Antony and Cleopatra
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Antony and Cleopatra
MARGARETMarries A Royal, Gets Ambassador Romantically Entangled Too Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's King Henry VI
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:King Henry VI
MARGARET PAGEMarried And Responsible. Greatest Ambition Remains Efforts To Permit Anne Get Engaged Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's The Merry Wives of Windsor
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:The Merry Wives of Windsor
MARGEMother - A Really Good Epitome Angela Brett
Entertainment:TV shows:The Simpsons
MARGIEMakes A Reasonable Guess, It's Exceptional Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
MARIANAMakes Angelo (Reluctantly Interested) Announce Nuptial Arrangements Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Measure for Measure
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Measure for Measure
MARIANNEMisguided Adult Really Is Antagonistic, Needs Navigation Ethics Jan Morgan - someone I know
Names:First names:Female
MARIEMakes Any Romance Intimate, Eventually! Rico Leffanta
Names:First names:Female
MARIE (2)Music Arts Really Is Entertaining Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
MARIJUANAMind-Altering Recreational Inhalant - Joints Usually Are Not Approved Steve Keate and Angela Brett
Drugs:Cannabis
MARIJUANA (2)Medicinally Applied... Really, It's Just Used As Numbing Agent. Angela Brett
Drugs:Cannabis
MARIJUANA (3)My A*se! Regular Inhalers Joyously Unailing, Aren't Needing Anaesthesia Angela Brett, as a response to MARIJUANA (2)
Drugs:Cannabis
MARIJUANA (4)Medicinally Applied? Really?! I Judge Users Are Not Ailing. Angela Brett
Drugs:Cannabis
MARILYN MONROEMen Always Rave, 'I Love You Naked!' Morning Or Night, Romance Overshadows Everything! Rico Leffanta
Names:Famous people
MARINAMorality's Apogee - Really Innocent Nature Abides Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Pericles
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Pericles
MARINEMuscles Are Required, Intelligence Not Essential The US Navy and the US Marines have a log tradition of dumping on each other. Here's one example from a US Navy Vet.
Military
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
MARINE (2)My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment More US Marines-Versus-US Navy bashing, as brought home by one of my Navy friends, Col Myers.
Military
MARINESMen Armed, Ready If National Emergency Strikes Tony McCoy O'Grady
Military
MARION MORRISONMan Always Rides In On Nag; Maid Often Rides Roughly In Saddle Or Noisily Rico Leffanta (Marion Morrison is better known as John Wayne)
Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses:Little known real names
MARITAL BLISSMakes A Romance Into That 'Always' Love Bad Lyrics Indicate Should Survive. Angela Brett-Hilton-Wilding-Todd-Fisher-Burton-Warner-Fortensky
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Marriage & Divorce
MARJORIEMakes A Reasonable Judgment, Offering Reconciliation Is Extinguished Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
MARKMuch Acclaimed Religious Knowledge Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion:Bible books
Religion:Saints
MARK (2)Making Available Religious Knowledge Roger Williams
Religion:Bible books
MARK (3)Must Act Really Kind Jan Morgan - someone I know
Names:First names:Male
MARLBOROManly And Rugged? Lungs Blackened Or Respiration Obstructed Tony McCoy O'Grady
Drugs:Tobacco
MARLON BRANDOMarvellous Actor - Rugged Looking - Oscar 'Name', By Rejecting Award, Needled & Dissed 'Ollywood Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses
MARRIAGEMake A Relationship Remain Into Amours' Geriatric End Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Marriage & Divorce
MARRIAGE (2)Makes A Relationship Real, In All Gods' Eyes. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Marriage & Divorce
MARRIAGE (3)Making A Recognised Relationship, Instigated After Getting Engaged Eric Bridgstock
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Marriage & Divorce
MARRIOTTMost Agree Room Rent Is Over The Top Angela Brett
Places:Buildings
MARSMany Anticipate Raiders Soon! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Astronomy:Planets
MARS (2)Mountainous And Really Sandy Philip Edwards (The planet Mars is home to Olympus Mons, at 24 km high, the highest mountain known.)
Science:Astronomy:Planets
MARS (3)Mostly A Red Surface Sporkmaster
Science:Astronomy:Planets
MARSHALLMost Active Resident, Saves His Adventures, Large List Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Male
MARTINMake A Rival Town Into Necropolis! Angela Brett (Martin means 'warlike')
Names:First names:Male
MARY (2)Madam, Articulate Royal Yobbo. Mary Carr, describing herself.
Names:Acronymists
Names:First names:Female
MARY (3)Mine's A Raspberry Yoghurt Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:You Are What You Eat
MARY (4)Meets A Rich Yuppie Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
MARY (5)Mother Adores Redeemer, Yore Jan Morgan -- Christ's mother
Religion
MARY (6)Mother Acquires Reverence, Yesterday Jan Morgan -- Christ's mother
Religion
MARY ANNMentor As Remembering Youth And Natural Nurturer Jan Morgan - someone I know
Names:First names:Female
MARY BETHMeets A Rich Yuppie, But Examines Truth Heartily/Happily Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMBMary, A Rosy Youth, Had A Darling Angel Lamb; It Tip Toed Lightly Everywhere Like A Mutton Bedeviled Patricia Rix and George Rix
Art & Literature:Nursery Rhymes
MARY JANEMatriarch As Referred, Yesterday's Journey's A Necessary Event Jan Morgan - someone I know
Names:First names:Female
MARYLANDMid Atlantic Region Yields Large Academy, Naval Domain Jan Morgan - the Naval Academy
Places:States & Regions
MASERATIMaster Automotive Sportster, Erstwhile Racer, Archetypal Total Italian Eric Bridgstock
Transport:Car Makes & Models
MASHMake A Spud Horrible/Heavenly Angela Brett, who only likes mashed potatoes sometimes.
Food & Drink
MASOCHISMMany A Stroke Of Cane Has Intense Sexual Meaning Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
MASONMakes A Stone Object Neater Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
MASON (2)Master At Stone Object Nascency Gavin Lambert
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
MASS (2)Memory Apronymic: Super - Stuffed! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. referring to the mass of information which can be crammed in using apronyms.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
MASSACHUSETTSMayflower's Arrival Site, School At Cambridge, Harvard University. State Established Textiles, Tourist Sites Jan Morgan
Places:States & Regions
MASSACHUSSETTSManifestly, A Sea Side Area Can Have Unexplored Sunken Ships, Exciting To Treasure Seekers Patricia Rix, saying: I don't know if there are wrecks off the coast of Massachussetts, but it seems logical
Places:States & Regions
MASSAGEMake A Sweet Sensation Abound, Generally, Everywhere! Patricia Rix
Sports & Recreation:Relaxation
MASSAGE (2)My Aching Shoulders - Stroking Assimilates General Embrocation Tony McCoy O'Grady
Sports & Recreation:Relaxation
MASSAGE THERAPYMuscles And Sensitive Skin Are Given Extensive Touching, Holistically Encouraging Relaxation And Promoting Youthfulness Angela Brett
Sports & Recreation:Relaxation
MASSAGE THERAPY (2)Make A Sweet Sensation Abound, Generally, Everywhere That Hurts. Each Restful Appointment Pampers You. Patricia Rix
Sports & Recreation:Relaxation
MASSAGE THERAPY (3)Masseur Arouses Strident Sexuality - And Generally Evokes Thoughts (Heavily Erotic) - Rubbing And Petting You Tony McCoy O'Grady, who is DIFFERENTLY WELL
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
Sports & Recreation:Relaxation
MASSEY UNIVERSITYMay All Students Study... Except Younger Undergraduates - Nobody Interesting's Very Enthusiastic Regarding Study In Their Youth. Angela Brett, a student at Massey University.
Education:Schools
MASTER OF ACRONYMSMakes Acronyms So Terrific, Everyone Recognises Outstanding Flair And Creativity. Ready Or Not, You're Made Superstar! Angela Brett, describing Tony.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
MASTURBATEMating Alone?! Sexual Tension's Usually Relieved By A Twin Euphoria. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
MASTURBATIONManual Arousal & Stimulation Till Urgent Relief Brings Awesome Tremors Is Often Nice Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
MATHMuch About Tedious Hypotheses PiMaster
Science:Mathematics
MATH (2)Manna! Abstract/Apparent Truth Habitually/Healthfully! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Science:Mathematics
MATHEMATICSMethodology Attempting To Harmonise Equations, Many Apply Techniques In Calculus & Statistics. Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics
MATHEMATICS (3)Meet Absolute Truth Here... Employ Minimal Assumptions To Imply Complicated Statements. Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics
MATHIASMostly A True Happy Individual, Active Scout Jan Morgan -- Someone I know
Names:First names:Male
Sports & Recreation:Scouts
MATHSModels, Axioms, Theorems, Hypothetical Structures Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics
MATH THEM MATICS!Multiply Access To Help! Training ==> Housing, Employment, Meals! Mobilise Addicts Thru Innovative Compassion! Soar! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Science:Mathematics
MATH THEM MAT TICSMotivate All Tots Humanely! Technical Humans Elevate Man! Math Advances Technology! Technologists: Invent Comforts Social! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Science:Mathematics
MATH WHIZ!Math's Acme, Traveling Higher! Wishes He'd Invented Zero! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Relaxing from TEDIOUS APRONYMISING! (after CIRCLE PERIMETER)
Science:Mathematics
MATH WIZMultiplications & Additions - This 'Hard Work' Is Zero Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Mathematics
MATLABMathematical Algorithms Take Little Actual Brainpower. Angela Brett (MATLAB is a mathematics software package)
Computers
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Software:Applications
MATRISMothers Are Treated Respectfully In Society Rico Leffanta
Religion:Hindu Goddesses
MATRIXMental Agility Transfigures Reality; Insane Xperience! Gavin Lambert, after seeing The Matrix: Reloaded
Entertainment:Movies
MATTMine's A Tad Tasteless Tony McCoy O'Grady (see GLOSS)
Food & Drink:Home(-cooked) Improvement:Paint
MATT (2)Makes A Tasty Treat Tony McCoy O'Grady, to balance MATT
Food & Drink:Home(-cooked) Improvement:Paint
MATTHEWMany Attest Thankfully To His Evengelising Words. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion:Bible books
Religion:Saints
MAURITANIAMines A Useful Resource - Iron! They Are Now Islamic Administration. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
MAYMerriment And Youthfulness Tony McCoy O'Grady
Time:Months
MAY (2)Moderate And Yummy Tony McCoy O'Grady
Time:Months
MAY (3)Many Anniversaries Yearly Angela Brett, because she knows so many people with birthdays in May.
Time:Months
MAY (4)Most Abundently Yarrowish Jeff Anonymous, hoping for some good plant activity in that month.
Time:Months
MAY (6)Merely Asking, Yes? Tony McCoy O'Grady (on the 'May I do...' meaning of may.)
Main
MAY (7)Means Achievement Yielded. Tony McCoy O'Grady (on the 'It may happen that...' meaning of may.)
Main
MAY (8)Many Arbours Yellow. Edwin Hermann
Time:Months
MAY (9)March? April? Yesterday! Angela Brett
Time:Months
MAYAMiddle Americans, Years Ago TMcCO'G
People & Relationships:Nationalities & Races
History
MAYBEMainly A 'Yes, But...' Ensues. Angela Brett
Communication:Yesses And Noes
MAYOMixture Adds Yummy Overtones Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink:Condiments
MAYPOLEMarch Around Yippily, Prance Over Lilies, Eh? Jeff Anonymous
Assorted Nouns
Time:Special Occasions
MAYPOLE (2)Many Amorous Youths Proposition Oversexed Ladies Eagerly Tony McCoy O'Grady, saying that the maypole is actually a highly erotic springtime rite. Much activity occurred.
Assorted Nouns
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
Time:Special Occasions
MAZDAMany Automobiles Zippily Drive Along Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport:Car Makes & Models
MCDONALDSMany Children's Diets Obviously Need A Lingering Detailed Scrutiny Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink:Food Outlets
MCPMastered Crappy Programs Angela Brett (MCP usually stands for Microsoft Certified Professional)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Windows
Education:Qualifications
MCT (2)Must Continue Training Sean Lamb (MCT really stands for Microsoft Certified Trainer)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Windows
Education:Qualifications
MEMy Existance Angela Brett
People & Relationships
ME (2)My Ego Angela Brett
People & Relationships
MEA CULPAMy Extreme Apologies, Capabilities Using Latin Pathetically Abyssmal Tony McCoy O'Grady, in response to PEDANTRY
Science:Linguistics
MEADMeadow Extract, Alcoholic Drink Mary Carr
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
MEASUREMENTSMust Ensure Accurate Size Using Ruler - Errors Mean Everything's Now Too Short! Angela Brett and Patricia Rix
Science:Mathematics:Measurement
MEASUREMENTS (2)Many Early Artisans Surely Used Reliably Established Methods - Eliminating Nasty Tradesmen's Scams Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Mathematics:Measurement
MEATHOPMeet Each Aircraft Tragedy & Have Obscene Picnic Tony McCoy O'Grady (Meathop is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as meaning, 'One who sets off for the scene of an aircraft crash with a picnic hamper.')
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
MECCAMuslims Everywhere Can Come Along. Angela Brett
Places
Religion
MECHANICMale Endangered Class, He's Always Nestled Inside Cars Mary Carr
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
Transport
MEDICINEMight Eradicate Disease, If Contagion Is Nullified Everywhere. Angela Brett
Drugs
MEDIEVALMany Existed Dreadfully In European Villages - Abject & Low TMcCO'G
Time
History
MEDITATIONMental Exercise, Do It To Attain True Insights, Or Nirvana Tony McCoy O'LotusPosition
Sports & Recreation:Relaxation
MEETINGSMeaningless Endeavours Engendering Trash, Including Nagging Grandmothers' Stories. Dundee
Commerce
MEETINGS (2)My Employer Expects Togetherness - It Never Generates Solutions Tony McCoy O'Grady
Commerce
MEET JOE BLACKMr. Expiration Enjoys This Jaunt On Earth, Beholding Love And Carnal Knowledge. Angela Brett
Entertainment:Movies
MEET MEMake Every Effort To Make Encounter Angela Brett
People & Relationships
MEET PATTYMy Escort Enjoys Takeaways... Purchases Anything That Tastes Yummy. Angela Brett
Names:You Are What You Eat
MEG RYANMany Erotic Grinds Replay Young Actress's Noisiness Rico Leffanta
Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses
MELANIE'Midnight-Eyed' Looks Are Noticable, Indeed Exceptional! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:Acronymists
Names:First names:Female
MELANIE (2)My Escapade Licking Animal Now Informs Eire! Tony McCoy O'Grady (One of Patricia's children was once discovered licking a slug)
Names:Acronymists
Names:First names:Female
MELANIE (3)Much Enjoyment & Laughs As 'Nym Is Expanded Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:Acronymists
MEL GIBSONMan Earns Loads, Gives Insights, Biblical Savior's Own Narrative Jan Morgan -- refering to his work on the passion
Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses
MELINDAMay Eventually Live In Neighborhood, Designated Area Jan Morgan (when looking for a home the couple had a designated area to locate one in)
Names:First names:Female
MELISSAMy Eponymic Legacy Is Sharp Smart Antics Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:First names:Female
MELISSA (2)Mother Evidently Likes Idiot Sister's Slug Antics Tony McCoy O'Grady (see MELANIE (2))
Names:First names:Female
MELISSA (3)Makes Every Little Instant Seem So Amazing Omar
Names:First names:Female
MELISSA IS HOTMayhaps Exclaimer Lost It? Searching Such Ardorous Insanity Shirks Honor. Obviously Terrible. Jeff Anonymous, wondering if the person who searched for this on acronyms.co.nz is a nutter or just someone who is zealously randy.
Computers:Internet:Apronyms Website
MELODYMusical Excellence Lingers On, Delighting You ToneDeaf McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:Music
MELONMust Eat Lots Of Nourishment Sean Lamb
Food & Drink
MEMORABLEMany Endearing Memories, One Really Astounding Bit Lingers Eternally Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Adjectives
People & Relationships:Thoughts
MEMORIESMost Events Manages Our Recollection, Is Emotional Sometimes Jan Morgan
People & Relationships:Thoughts
MEMORY (2)Much Eaten - Makes One Retch Yuckily. Tony (Applications are often described as 'eating' memory)
Computers:Do Not Eat
MEMPHISMaybe Every Microsoft Programmer Hates Information Services Sean Lamb (Memphis was the code name Microsoft used for Windows 98)
Computers:Windows
Names:Code Names:Microsoft
MEMPHIS (2)Microsoft Engineers Make Promise, However It's Sketchy Sean Lamb (Memphis was Microsoft's code name for Windows 98)
Names:Code Names:Microsoft
MENAECHMUSMathematician Entered Near Alopeconnesus - Explained Cones Had Many Useful Sections. Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics:Mathematicians
MENENIUSMediator Extraordinary... Now Entreating... Now Insisting... Urges Settlement Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Coriolanus
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Coriolanus
MENOPAUSEMenstruation Ends, Now Once Pretty Anatomy Undergoes Sagging Entropy Patricia Rix and George Rix
Science:Biology
MENOPAUSE (2)Menses Ended, No One's Pregnant, And Unlimited Seniority Ensues! Patricia Rix
Science:Biology
MENSAModern Einsteins Need Stimulating Associates Angela Brett, after Edwin mentioned on the ACRONYMS forums that Mensa were looking for acronyms of their name.
People & Relationships:Thoughts
MENSA (2)Members Essentially Not Stupid, Academically Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Thoughts
MENSA (3)Mental Elitists Need Segregated Association Steve Keate
People & Relationships:Thoughts
MENSA (4)Monstrous Egos Necessitate Superficial Authority Steve Keate
People & Relationships:Thoughts
MENSA (5)Members Exhibit Nauseatingly Superior Attitude Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Thoughts
MENSA (6)Most Eunuchs Now Socially Associate. Jeff Anonymous
People & Relationships:Thoughts
MENSA (7)Members Exhibit Nearly Supreme Arrogance Chris Kjelgaard
People & Relationships:Thoughts
MENSA (8)Members Embarrassed: No Superiority Accrues Chris Kjelgaard
People & Relationships:Thoughts
MENSA (9)Maybe Employment Now Seems Assured Chris Kjelgaard
People & Relationships:Thoughts
People & Relationships:The Workforce
MENSA (10)Members Ecstatic: Natural Superiority Assumed Chris Kjelgaard
People & Relationships:Thoughts
MENSA (11)Millions Exclaim, No Such Association! Chris Kjelgaard
People & Relationships:Thoughts
MENSA (12)My Experience, No Sense Applying! Chris Kjelgaard
People & Relationships:Thoughts
MENSA (13)Massive Elitism: No Stupid Allowed Chris Kjelgaard
People & Relationships:Thoughts
MENSA (14)Members Exhibit No Social Acumen Chris Kjelgaard
People & Relationships:Thoughts
MENSA (15)Mere Excellence Never Seems Adequate AngelA+ Brett
People & Relationships:Thoughts
MENSANSMaybe Edwin's Not Slow, Angela's Nauseatingly So. Angela Brett -- in about 1998 I filled in an application form to join MENSA, so that Edwin (a MENSA member) would have a chance of winning something. In 2001 I found the form and mailed it. It's now November 2003 and every so often I get an email announcing the next inconvenient entrance test date. Sorry Edwin, I don't think you'll win that competition.
People & Relationships
MENTALMind Expanding? No? Then Add Letters. Angela Brett -- whichever meaning you read into this, apronymising is mental!
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
MENTOSMicro-Electronic Negative Thought Override System Geoffrey Russell, who explains that the acronym was heavily influenced by the Mentos commercials wherein people do impolite or bizzare things and then, by way of explanation, hold up a Mentos package, which invariably causes the person on the recieving end to grin like an idiot.
People & Relationships:Thoughts
Food & Drink:Confectionery
MEOWMild Expression Of Words Acronymous Anonymous
Assorted Nouns:Noises
MEOWTHMeowing Entity Often Washes The Hands Jeff Anonymous, expanding the cat pokemon (#52), as listed on the unsuccessful-search list. As for the last three words, I know cats to often lick their forepaws.
Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon
MERCEDESMany European Racing Cars, Elegantly Designed, Exceptionally Speedy Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport:Car Makes & Models
MERCEDES BENZMarvellously Engineered Robust Cars. Every Diplomat Enjoys Solid Build. Engine Noises? Zero! Eric Bridgstock
Transport:Car Makes & Models
MERCURY (2)Mobile, Exceptionally, Rarely Contained, Usually Rather Yielding Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry:Elements
MERCUTIOMercurial, Eloquent Rakish Character's Unmannerly - Tybalt Is Outraged Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Romeo and Juliet
MERCYMany Entreat Respected & Clement Yahweh Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
MERIT BADGEMust Educate Rising Individual, Tries Best Ability, Does Get Eventually Jan Morgan
People & Relationships
Household Objects:Clothing:Jewellery & Accessories
MERLINMastered Esoteric Realms, Loyal Intelligent Necromancer Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Myths & Legends:Arthurian Legend
MERRILLManages Ego, Reacting Reprovingly In Life's Lessons Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
MERRIMENTMe Expressing Raucous Revelry In My Environment Nine Times Tony McCoy O'Grady
Laughter
MERRYMany Exploits Reveal Ripening Youth Patricia Rix
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:The Lord of the Rings
MERTHYR TYDFILMindless Educationally Retarded Twits Having Yobbish Relationships These Yobs Demonstrate Failures In Life John Richard Jones A thought of people living in Merthyr Tydfil with it being the 'Sick Capital' of the United Kingdom.
Places:Towns & Cities:UK
MESONMatter Element Shadowing Own Negation Angela Brett (a meson is composed of a QUARK and an antiquark)
Science:Physics:Particles
MESOZOIC ERAMagical Era, Something Only Zoologists Or Impetuous Children Ever Really Appreciate Angela Brett
Time
Science:Biology:Animals:Dinosaurs
MESSAGEMainly Excessive Silly Stories About Ghastly Events Jon Barker
Communication
MESSAGE LISTMultiple Entries Sorted Systematically (As Gathered) - Efficient Layout In Single Topics Tony McCoy O'Grady and Angela Brett
Communication:Acronyms Forums:Page Titles
MESSAGEPADMy Erratic Script Sometimes Assists Good Expansion Production - Alternate Decipherings. Angela Brett, because she originally thought of 'My Erratic Scribbling' but her Newton MessagePad couldn't read that, and suggested Scripting - which, minus the -ing, is probably a better word for the expansion.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
MESSAGEPAD (2)Miniaturised Electronics Shall Someday Advance General Everyday Perusing And Documenting. Angela Brett, who was reading a book from her Newton MessagePad while on the bus, and thought that reading books and other publications from a handheld computer seemed like the way of the future.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
MESSED UPMade Everything Supremely Sloppy, Extremely Dirty & Utterly Putrid Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Verbs
MESSENGERMy Errand's Successful Since Employee Never Goes Erring Route TMcCO'G
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
Communication
METAFILTERMaybe Everyone That Asked For It Likes To Explore Reasoning Sean Lamb (expanding an unsuccesssful search)
Computers:Internet
METALMost Elements That Aren't Light Angela Brett (astronomers call any elements heavier than helium 'metals'.)
Science:Chemistry
Science:Astronomy
METAPODMalprepared, Easy To Attack, Poor Offense & Defense Angela Brett (Metapod is Pokemon #11)
Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon
METEORSMoving Endlessly They Encircle Our Rotating Sphere Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Astronomy
METHANEMarshy Emissions That Have A Nasty Essence Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry
METHINKSMy Erratic Thoughts Happen In No Known Sequence Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Thoughts
METICULOUSMy Exactness Tendency Is Considered Unpopular, Lest One Unleashes Sloppiness Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
METISMagic Entwines The Irreverent Spouse Rico Leffanta
Religion:Greek Gods & Goddesses
METREMeasured Equator To Rotator's Extremities Angela Brett (the metre was originally intended to be one ten millionth of the distance from pole to equator.)
Science:Mathematics:Measurement
METRICSMarking Each Thousandfold Range Is Convenient Symbol Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics:Measurement
METRICS (2)Metre Equals Three Rather Inconsiderable Consecutive Steps Patricia Rix
Science:Mathematics:Measurement
METRICS (3)Measuring Equipment That Reads In "Centi-" Scales Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Mathematics:Measurement
MEWMirage? Experts Wonder Angela Brett (Mew is Pokemon #151)
Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon
MEWTWO (2)Makes Everything Wither To Win. Ouch! Dundee (Mewtwo is Pokemon #150)
Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon
MEXICOMay Export Xylophones, I Couldn't Opine. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
MFLAMeaningless Four-Letter Acronym Zebedee (note: MFLA is allowed in the stack because it fits its expansion in the same way TLA does. However, it would be far too easy to extend this idea to a completely pointless five-letter acronym or an easy to create six-letter acronym, or to even more absurd lengths, so no further such acronyms will be accepted.)
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
MIMusical Intonation Angela Brett
Entertainment:Music
MIA FARROWMan Invites Affair From Adolescent Romantically Rivalling Own Wife Rico Leffanta
Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses
MIAMIMoney Is A Major Issue Tavia Bryant
Places:Towns & Cities:USA
MICMassive Intestinal Cramps Jeff Anonymous
Computers:Do Not Eat
MICAHMorashtite's Imprecations Can Augur Heartbreak Sue Johnson
Religion:Bible books
MICEMy Infestation Chews Everything Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Animals:Vermin
MICE (2)Mouse Increasing Cat's Excitement Mary Carr
Science:Biology:Animals:Vermin
MICHAELMaybe I'm Christ (Heavens Above!) Extreme Likeness Angela Brett (Michael means 'Like God')
Names:First names:Male
MICHAEL (2)Migration Involved Cindy, Homed At Empathetic Listener Jan Morgan - someone I know
Names:First names:Male
MICHAEL HOWARDMigrants In Comfortable Homes And Easy Living Helping Only Worthless And Ruthless Dropouts John Richard Jones
Names:Famous people:Politicians
MICHAEL JACKSONMan Is Careless, Haing An Eccentric Lifestyle. Jamming Adult Can Keep Success Of Name Jan Morgan
Entertainment:Music:Artists
MICHELEMost Individuals Cherish Harmony Especially Loving Examples Jan Morgan
Names:First names
MICHELLEMost Intellectual Coherent Handler Encourages Living Life Eagerly Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
MICHIGANMaybe I Could Have It Good Around Newberry Angela Brett
Places:States & Regions
MICHIGAN (2)Motor Industry, Cherries Harvested Is Great Agricultural Need Jan Morgan
Places:States & Regions
MICKEYMouse In Cartoons, Key Entertaining Yield Jan Morgan
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters
MICROSOFT (3)Mainly Into Customer Rip-Off... Software Often Faulty Too. Angela Brett
Computers:Windows
MICROSOFT (4)Major In Creating Ridiculously Over-Sized Offal. Finance Topmost. Angela Brett
Computers:Windows
MICROSOFT (5)Motto Is, 'Create Revenue!' Operating System Often Fails Terribly Angela Brett
Computers:Windows
MICROSOFT (6)Money Is Chief Resource... Our Software's Only For Trading. Angela Brett
Computers:Windows
MICROSOFT (7)Macintosh Is Continually Rising Over Such Old-Fashioned Thinking Angela Brett
Computers:Windows
MICROSOFT (8)Media Imbeciles Continually Rabbit On, Sold On Failed Technology. Steve Keate
Computers:Windows
MICROSOFT (9)Most Intelligent Customers Realise Our Software Only Fools Teenagers Henk
Computers:Windows
MICROSOFT (10)Managers In Companies Rile Office Staff, Obstinately Forcing Technology. Angela Brett - I've heard many stories of managers who've blindly bought Microsoft products despite all the people who'd actually be using them recommending other software.
Computers:Windows
MICROSOFT SOFTWAREMany Imminent Crashes... Recommend Often Saving One's Files To Safeguard Oneself From Time Wasting And Repeated Entry. Angela Brett
Computers:Windows
MICROSOFT WORKSMostly It Crashes, Requiring Outrageous Squandering Of Funds To Write Over (Reinstall) Kludgy Software Angela Brett
Computers:Windows:Applications
People & Relationships:Thoughts:Misconceptions
MICROWAVEMarvellous Invention Can Reduce Our Waiting At Various Eateries Jan Morgan
Household Objects:Appliances
MIDASMy Index Delivers Auriferous Surprises Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Myths & Legends
MIDDLE EASTMaybe I'm Dumb... Direction Lacks Exact Endpoints And So, This. Angela Brett, who doesn't understand how East can have a middle.
Places:Positions & Directions
MIDDLE EAST (2)Maybe It's Diameter Dividing Longitudinal Expressions... Equator Always Splits Transversely Angela Brett, after MIDDLE EAST, thinking that although you could continue forever going east or west, the middle of the space in which you can go east or west, or the middle east-west line, is the equator. (I originally considered 'Longitudinal Expressions' as east goes from one longitude to another, but it later occurred to me that Latitudinal makes more sense as East goes along latitude lines. This choice of notation also affects whether the equator can be thought to split 'Transversely')
Places:Positions & Directions
MIDDLE WESTMedian, If Defined, Definitely Located Equivalently Whichever Expression Suits Topographer. Angela Brett, who thinks that if there is a MIDDLE EAST and MIDDLE WEST, however they are defined it seems logical that they should be both at the same place, whether it's the equator as in MIDDLE EAST (2) or opposite some longitude defined as the start/end of East and West.
Places:Positions & Directions
MIDGETMany, If Diminutive, Get Exceptional Treatment Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships
MIDGET (2)Miniature Individuals Don't Get Especially Tall Patricia Rix
People & Relationships
MIDNIGHTMy, It's Dark! Now I'm Getting Horribly Tired. Angela Brett
Time
MIDWAYMicrosoft Is Developing Widgets Attracting Youth Sean Lamb (Midway was Microsoft's code name for the Xbox)
Computers:Games
Names:Code Names:Microsoft
MIGRAINEMy Insides Grumble Repeatedly And It Never Ends! Rico Leffanta
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
MIGUELMost Individuals Get Used Encyclopedias, Learning Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Male
MIKEMan Installs Klutzy Electronics Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:First names:Male
Science:Electronics
MILESMerciful Individual - Likely Etymon's Slavonic. Angela Brett
Names:First names:Male
MILES (2)Mirthmaking Irishman Left Everyone Smiling Tony McCoy O'Grady (Miles/Myles is a not-uncommon Irish forename and was one of the pseudonyms of a comic writer called Brian O'Nolan who flourished in the 40s/50s/60s. Myles nagCopaleen & Flann O'Brian being two of his pseudonyms.)
Art & Literature:Writers
MILES (3)Marching Imperial Legions Established Standard! Tony McCoy O'Grady - The mile as a unit of length is of Roman military origin, being 1000 paces (a double step.... counting 1 every time the right foot hit the ground)
History
Science:Mathematics:Measurement
MILITARY INTELLIGENCEMainly It Looks Into Things About Rank&file. Yet It's Not Terribly Exact. Large Lapses In Guesswork, Evidently Never Called "Errors" TMcCO'G, who thinks that Military Intelligence is largely guesswork, and no amount of hindsight can ever prove otherwise.
Military
MILITARY TERMSMisinformation Is Largely Its Target - All Reports You Think Exact Really Mislead Someone Tony McCoy O'Grady
Military
MILK THISTLEMedicinal In Liver & Kidney Treatments, Harried Individuals Should Take Liquid Extracts Tony
Food & Drink:Condiments:Herbs
MILKY WAYMars Invention, Luscious. Keeps Yummy, Wanted And Yearned Jan Morgan - Candy Bar
Food & Drink:Confectionery
MILLENNIUMMixup Is Looking Likely - Each Notational Nitwit Is Ultimately Mistaken! Tony McCoy O'Grady, insisting that the new millennium - a period of 1000 years - will not begin on New Year's Day 2000, rather will it be on New Year's Day 2001!
Time
MILLENNIUM (2)My, It's Long! Lavish Empires Newlyformed & Neutralised In Uno Millennium. Angela Brett
Time
MILOMay I Loudly Object? Jeff Anonymous, because he thinks that 'Milo' is such a simple-sounding name for the protagonist of 'The Phantom Tollbooth' by Norton Juster.
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters
MILWAUKEEMaking (In Lakeside Wisconsin) Acronyms Usually Keeps Everyone Entertained Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Towns & Cities:USA
MIMEMinus Intonation, Minus Equipment Angela Brett
Entertainment
MINDMuch Intelligence Now Dormant Angela Brett, when Bern said something about mind expanding.
People & Relationships:Thoughts
MINEMinerals In Nature Extracted Angela Brett
Places
Science:Chemistry
MINERVA MCGONAGALLMotherly Individual Nurtures Every Resident, Verifies Abilities Magically, Congers Gifts Of Natural Activities Gets Animagus, Locating Lodging Jan Morgan -- Harry Potter character whom was watching the dursley abode as a CAT before delivering baby Harry. Teacher at HOGWARTS. (see ANIMAGUS)
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:Harry Potter
MINISTRYMany Idiots (No Imaginations) Sent To Rule You Tony McCoy O'Don'tKnow
Politics
MINNESOTAManufacturing Industry Necessary, National Eagle Sightings, Ore, Timber Advantages Jan Morgan
Places:States & Regions
MINUTES OF USEMy! I've Now Used This Eighty Seconds - Only Forty Under Suggested Extent. Angela Brett
Time
MIRACLEMost Incidents Rare, Amazing Circumstances, Leading Evidence Jan Morgan - Miracles are explainable and evidence of how it came to be are amazing what makes them a miracle is that the circumstances are udeniable yet unexplainable
Assorted Nouns
MIRANDAMy Island Refuge's A Neat & Desirable Abode Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's The Tempest
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:The Tempest
MIRRORMy Image Reflected - Reverse Of Reality Angela Brett
Household Objects:Furniture
MISERYMissing Intimacy Since Erection Rose Yesterday Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Emotions
MISQUOTEMost Idiots Seldom Question Understanding Of The Eclipse Rico Leffanta
Science:Astronomy
Communication
MISREADINGMaybe I Should Reread Everything, As Different Interpretations Never Gel. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Communication
MISSMajors In Sob Stories Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Titles
MISS (2)Marriage Isn't So Salient Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Marriage & Divorce
People & Relationships:Titles
MISSALMine Includes Sacramental Services And Liturgies TMcCO'G
Religion
Art & Literature:Book Titles
MISS CARSWELLMan, Is She Stupid. Can't Anyone Remember Something We've Ever Learned Lately? Peter & Christina
Names
Education
MISS CONCEPTIONMothered Innumerable Sprogs, Seen Countless Obstetricians... Now Carrying Embryo. Prefers Thoughtless Insemination Over Nuptials. Angela Brett
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters
People & Relationships:Thoughts:Misconceptions
MISSED MY CHANCEMaybe I Should've Suggested Engagement, Dearest - Maybe You Could Have Avoided New Chap's Engagement Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
MISSING MOBILE PHONE - MY LIFE'S RUINEDMan I'm Suddenly Speechless - It's Not Good. My Only Beloved Is Lost. Each Person's Home/ Office Numbers Escapes Me. Yet Loss Is Finite, Everything's (Slowly) Replaceable. Usefully Insured, New Equipment's Delivered Toneless Tony -- I have been at a great loss since last Thursday when my mobile phone went missing.
Communication
MISSING TEACHERMorning Instruction Sans Sensei... It's No Good To Expect A Class & Have Educator Refrain! Angela Brett, when the lecturer didn't show up for a statistics lecture.
Education:Occupations
MISSIONMembers In Service, Savior Is Our News Jan Morgan -- truly what a mission is about and missionaries anxiously want to share it
Religion
MISSIONARYMembers In Service Sacrificing Identity Old New Anxiously Reach You Jan Morgan -- 2 young men or ladies or a married couple searching for themselves while serving the savior and delivering His message
Religion
MISSION CRITICALMy IBook Should Stay Inerrantly Operating, Neccessarily. Can't Risk It Taking Ill; Couldn't Annotate Lectures. Jeff Anonymous, when it was thought (mistakenly) that Apronyms for Mac OS X would not work on JAGUAR, explaining: I'd upgrade to PANTHER except my only Mac is MISSION CRITICAL.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
MISSISSIPPIMemories In Segration, Slavery In Southern State Is Paradisical Plantation Illusions Jan Morgan - Plantation owners were in paradise while the slaves were not
Places:States & Regions
MISSOURIMark Is Seasoned Storyteller Of Unusual Rhetoric Idealogy Jan Morgan - Mark Twain
Places:States & Regions
MISS YAMostly I'm Sad Since You're Away Edwin Hermann
People & Relationships
MISTMoisture Is Somewhat Tenuous TMcCO'G
Science:Meteorology
MISTAKEMy Incompetence Started This Awful Knowledge Error. Angela Brett
Assorted Nouns
MISTAKESMy Inglish's Something Terrible And Kontains Erratic Spellings Tony McCoy O'Grady
Words & Wordplay
MISTERMajors In Seduction To Ensnare Romantics Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Titles
MISTRIALMaybe It's Supposed To Result In A Liquidation Sean Lamb
People & Relationships:Law & Order
MISTYMostly Impossible Seeing Two Yards Angela Brett
Science:Meteorology
MITCHELLMan Is Truly Confusing Has Extremist Lfestyle, Lamentable Jan Morgan -- someone I USED to know
Names:First names:Male
MITCHELL (2)Man Is Truly Confusing, Has Extinguished Ladies' Light Jan Morgan -- someone I USED to know
Names:First names:Male
MITSUBISHIMan In Transport Speeds Up Beautifully, In Spyder He's Inherited TMcCO'G
Transport:Car Makes & Models
MME DE MAINTENANTMany Men Entertain Doubts Even Men Always In Need Test Extra Nonchalance After Naughty Trysts Rico Leffanta
Art & Literature:Writers
MMORPGMorons Mindlessly Overdoing Redundantly Programmed Game Sporkmaster (MMORPG usually stands for Massively Multiplayer Online Roleplaying Game)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Games
MNEMONICMy Non-Exact Memory Often Needs Increased Capability Tony McCoy O'Grady
Words & Wordplay
MNEMONIC!Memory Nugget! Enhancing Mind's Organization / Needs / Intention / Creatively! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. MNEMONIC! was so much fun! Including the 8 lines for Expansion, making MNEMONIC! read down LEFT COLUMN, thus producing ANOTHER MNEMONIC! N spans only pages 769-798 in Merriam-Webster's Collegiate Dictionary! (Notice, I am afflicted, not only with ACRO/APRO/NYMA/MAKER/MANIA, but also, EXCLAMATION POINTER/MANIA!)
Words & Wordplay
MOAMaori Over-Ate Steve Keate
Science:Biology:Animals:Birds
MOABMan Of Authorised Bible Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:First names:Male
Religion
MOAB (2)Maxes Out All Buildings Tony McCoy O'Grady referring to "Massive Ordnance Air Blast Bomb", "Mother Of All Bombs"
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Military:Weapons
MOATManmade Ocean Around Tower Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Waterways
MODEL (2)Men Only Date Easy Lays Steve Keate
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
MODEL (3)Mad Obsessive Dieting, Eating Laxatives. Steve Keate and Angela Brett
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
MODEL (4)Materialism Over-Done, Expensive Looking. Steve Keate
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
MODEMMine Often DIsconnectsÉ Extremely Maddening. Angela Brett, whose new modem keeps cutting her off even after having its dongle fixed and the phone lines to the house fixed.
Computers:Generic Hardware
MODEM (2)Much Of Diet's Evidently Malnourishing Tony
Computers:Do Not Eat
MODERATIONMost Of Dietary Encouragement Rations All Tastes In Own Nutrition Jan Morgan - not eating so much
Food & Drink
MODESTYMy 'Organ'? Don't Expect Seeing That Yet! TMcCO'G
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
MODIFIERSMould Our Data Into Form Incorporating Esoteric Reckoning Symbols Angela Brett, on encountering warning C4229: anachronism used : modifiers on data are ignored
Computers:Programming
MODREDMan Of Deceit, Really Evil Dastard Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Myths & Legends:Arthurian Legend
MODULEMethod Of Dividing Up Lessons, Educationally Tony McCoy O'Grady
Education
MOE"Midge" Offered Erroneously Tony McCoy O'Grady (Moe often refers to Marge as "Midge")
Entertainment:TV shows:The Simpsons
MOHAWKMy On-Head Alps Will Kill! Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene
MOIRAMaybe Only If Reactions Act Rico Leffanta
Religion:Greek Gods & Goddesses
MOLEMeasurement Of Lumpiness, Evidently Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Mathematics:Measurement
MOLE (2)Molecules Of Large Enumeration Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics:Measurement
MOLIEREMy Only Love Is Editing Romantic Escapades Rico Leffanta
Art & Literature:Writers
MOLLYMothers Offspring, Leads Lot Yearly Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
MOLLY (2)Mothers Offspring, Loves Life, Yes Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
MOLLY MORMONMorally Obedient Led Life, Yearly. Modest Opinion Radiates Model Of Nobiity Jan Morgan -- name given to girls who don't waiver in their morals in the religion
Names
Religion
MOLTENMountains Often Lean The Earth's Nucleus Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Geology
MOLTRESMascot Of League - Trainers Respect Everburning Soarer Angela Brett (Moltres is Pokemon #146)
Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon
MOMMaker Of Me Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Family
MOM (2)Meals Outta Mammaries TMcO'G
People & Relationships:Family
MOM (3)Made Our Mitochondria Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Family
MOMMIESMom Or Mum? Mummies Is English Spelling Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Family
MOMMYManipulating Ovaries Manufactures Maternal Yearnings imposed
People & Relationships:Family
MONAMeeting One's Naughty Associate Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
MONACOMilking Optimistic Ninnies At Casino Operations. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
MONEYMake Our New Economy Yours! Rico Leffanta
Commerce:Money
MONEY (2)My Other Nasty Evil Yearning Jeff Anonymous (in reference to the greedy feelings often associated with money)
Commerce:Money
MONEY (3)My Own Notes, Earned Yesterday Tony McCoy O'Grady
Commerce:Money
MONEY (4)Men Of Nagoya Earn Yen Angela Brett
Commerce:Money
MONEY MATTERSMaybe Our Nation's Expanding - Yippie - Minister Attempts Tricks To Encourage Renewed Spending Tony McCoy O'Grady
Politics
Commerce:Money
MONGOLIAMillions Obeyed Nomadic Genghis - Oppressive Leader In Asia. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
MONICAMistress Of Nation - Intern Controlled America Angela Brett, referring to Monica LEWINSKY
Names:Famous people
Politics
Names:First names:Female
MONKMonastic Orations, Numerous Kyries Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion:Religious Occupations
MONKEYMankind's Other Near Kin Entertain You Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Animals
MONOPOLISTMicrosoft Owns Ninety-Odd Percent Of Labels In Software Trade. Angela Brett, who hopes that figure isn't true.
Computers:Windows
MONOPOLYMany Owners Nevermore. One Person Owns Lots. Yikes! Roger Williams
Commerce
MONSTERSMay Often Not Seem To Exist... Rarely Seen. Angela Brett
Art & Literature:Myths & Legends:Mythical Creatures
MONSTERS (2)Mothers On Night Shifts Teenagers Expecting Reasonable Sex Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships
MONTAIGNEManis Only Natural Talent Appears In Gods Never Enduring Rico Leffanta
Art & Literature:Writers
MONTANAMountains Occupy, Northern Treasures At Natural Advantages Jan Morgan - Rockies - Land rich in Natural Minerals - yellowstone sapphire, gold, silver, copper and coal
Places:States & Regions
MONTH SONDES FALL SEASON HAD SOFT PAST!Month Of Northern (Top) Hemisphere September/ October/ November/ December/ End (Season = Fall = Autumn) Look Look! Sun's Equinox Autumnal! Same Of Night Hours, As Day! Start Of Fall Time. Providentially: And Spring Time! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. refers to the Vernal Equinox 6 months prior. Even yesterday is just a "SOFT" memory. Also "SOFT" for memory: day = night twice annually.
Time:Seasons
MOOFMacintosh Owners Offer Fellowship Angela Brett, who is considering starting up a club with that name at the university... it sure is better than MUMUG (Massey University Macintosh Users Group) and MOOF would catch the attention of anyone who's ever heard a DogCow.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
MOONMonthly Orbiter Of Nighttime Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Astronomy
MOON (2)Makes One Odify Nighttime Roger Williams
Science:Astronomy
MOON (3)Most Often Observed Nightly. Roger Williams
Science:Astronomy
MOOSEMoose Often Occupy Swamps, Eating Patricia Rix
Science:Biology:Animals
MOOSE (2)Mostly Oversized, Obviously Slow Eater Jan Morgan
Science:Biology:Animals
MOOSE FACTORYMoose Often Occupy Swamps, Eating Flowers And Crunchy Twigs Or Runinantly Yawning Patricia Rix (Moose Factory is where the railroad to the North ends in Ontario at the shore of James Bay. "Factory" in this instance is an old Hudson's Bay Company term for a trading post. I maintain that this is a true acronym because moose are a big deal in the North. These are true facts about moose, too.
Places:Towns & Cities:Canada
MORALSMindless Orations Ridiculing Alternative Lifestyle Selections Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships
MORGANA LE FAYEMagician Of Renown - Guided Arthur Nearer Appreciating Lancelot's Every Fornication At Year's End Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Myths & Legends:Arthurian Legend
MORMONMan On Religious Mission Offends Neighbourhood Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion
MOROCCOMonarchy On Rocky Ocean Coastline. Colonists Ousted. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
MORONManager, Occupational Resources Operating Nightshift Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations:Humorous Job Titles
MORON (2)Minister Of Revenue Of Nation Angela Brett, after her mother mentioned that New Zealand's minister of finance is a moron.
Politics
MORONIMighty, Old Resident Of Nation, Icon Jan Morgan -- Symbol on Temples, name of last Nephite before race expired in Americas - Circa AD 421
Names:Book of Mormon Characters
MORPHEMEManufacture Of Reductionist Philosophy - Here's Elementary Meaningful Entity. Angela Brett
Science:Linguistics
MORSE CODEMessages, Orders? Really Short Encoding, Common Organisation, Decryption Easy Gavin Lambert
Communication
MORTAMors Offers Return Trip Assistance Rico Leffanta
Religion:Roman Gods & Goddesses
MORTAL REMAINSMolecules Obviously Rot, Then After-Life Results. Eternity Means An Infinity Never Stops Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Death
MORTARBOARDMost Optically Ridiculous Tradition... Academic Regalia Bordering On A Roof/ Desk. Angela Brett, a few weeks before graduating.
Household Objects:Clothing:Academic Regalia
MORTARBOARD (2)Most Optically Ridiculous Tradition... Academic Regalia Built On A Redundant Design. Carl Brett, as an improvement on Angela's MORTARBOARD
Household Objects:Clothing:Academic Regalia
MORTGAGEMoney (Or Repayments!) That Guarantee Accommodation - Generally Expensive Tony McCoy O'Grady
Commerce:Money
MORTONMan Often Rooted Trees Onto Nebraska Jeff Anonymous, referring to Julius Sterling Morton of Arbor Day fame, whilst answering a failed search.
Names:Famous people
Science:Biology:Plants
Time:Special Occasions
MOSCOWMafia Overrun Soviet Capital. Often Wintry Eric Bridgstock
Places:Countries
MOSCOW (2)Monetary Obligations Shove 'Cosmetics' Onto Waitinglist Tony McCoy O'Grady, after Eric said there was another category after 'musts', 'shoulds' and 'coulds' (see MUST) which begins with W... so that the whole idea can be summarised as MoSCoW.
Words & Wordplay
MOTHERMajestic, Orderly, Tit-Heralding Energetic Reposedness Mary Carr
People & Relationships:Family
MOTHERBOARDMother Of Too-Hard Eating! Ridiculously Broad - Oesophagus Actually Ruptures Dangerously! Angela Brett
Computers:Do Not Eat
MOTHERBOARD (2)Make One's Teeth Hurt Eating Respected Bits Of Apple's R & D Tony McCoy O'Grady and Angela Brett
Computers:Do Not Eat
MOTHERBOARD (3)Makes One's Teeth Hurt, Eventually Removing Broken Ones, And Requiring Dentist. Steve Keate (using Angela's MOTH)
Computers:Do Not Eat
MOTHER MARYMy Own 'Tree' Has Exact Relative & Moniker, Approximating Religious Yarn Angela Brett (whose mother is Mary) when somebody searched for Mother Mary on the acronyms website.
Names
Religion
People & Relationships:Family
MOTHERSManiacal Obsession Teaching Heaven's Early Redemption Schemes Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Family
MOTIVATING PEOPLEMaking Others Take Initiative. Vitally Activating Them Into New 'Get-Profits' Enterprises, Often Pathetically Lacking Empathy Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships
MOTIVATIONMisinform Officeworkers They're Individually Valued And They Increase Output, Normally Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships
MOTLEYMixture Of Things Lacking 'Ensembleness' - Yes? TMcCO'G
Assorted Adjectives
MOTOR ACCIDENTMet One/ Two Others Recently As Car Crashed Into Drinkers Exiting Nebraskan Tavern? Tony McCoy O'Grady, when Gavin said he'd 'run across' one or two acronymists in Nebraska.
Transport
MOTOR CARMode Of Transport Often Raced. Can Also Rust Eric Bridgstock
Transport
MOTORCYCLEMeans Of Transport Offering Real Catharsis: You Can Liberate Emotions Patricia Rix, adding: or perhaps one of the other meanings of "catharsis" might apply, if you have a scary ride!
Transport
MOUNTAINSMovement Of Uncountable Newtons Thrust Alps Into New Space Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places
MOUSEMunch Onions Until Something Emits Dundee
Computers:Do Not Eat
MOUSE (2)Makes One Upset, Scurrying Everywhere Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Animals:Vermin
MOUSE (3)Makes Obvious Understandable Somehow/Seemingly Explicable! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Computers:Generic Hardware
MOUSE (4)Mobile Obviously Understandable/Useful, Software Executor! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Computers:Generic Hardware
MOUSE (5)Moving Onscreen, User Selects Entrypoint Tony McCoy O'Grady
Computers:Generic Hardware
MOUSE (6)Manually Operated User System Emulator Tiger
Computers:Generic Hardware
MOUSE (7)Must One Use Such Equipment? Sean Lamb (who prefers to use the keyboard for most computer operations)
Computers:Generic Hardware
MOUSE (8)Makes Onscreen Usability Seem Easy Eric Bridgstock
Computers:Generic Hardware
MOUSE (9)Minute Omnivore; Utters Squeaks Everywhere Eric Bridgstock
Science:Biology:Animals:Vermin
MOUSE UPMoment Of Ultimate Suspense - Engaging Uncertain Programming. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Computers:Programming
MOUTHMuch Open, Uttering Total Honesty? Eric Bridgstock
Science:Biology:Body Parts
MOUTH (2)Mine's Only Used To Hassle John Block. I was looking for the acronym for KLR which is the letters in the model number of my motorbike. I never really thought of conceiving acronyms from everyday words, but after reading a few I had to try.
Science:Biology:Body Parts
MOVIEModern Ones Value Indecent Exposure Angela Brett
Entertainment:Movies
MOVIE ACRONYMSMany Offer Variations In Excitement: A Category Recently Opened - Notate Your Movie Storylines Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:Movies
MOZAMBIQUEMillions Of Zebras And Migrating Beasts In Quite Unique Ecology. Tony McCoy O'Grady, who perhaps doesn't know that 'Quite Unique' is bad grammar.
Places:Countries
MOZARTMusic Often Zesty, Aurally Rich Treats Angela Brett
Entertainment:Music:Artists
MR. JINXMy Roguish Jester Is Noticeably Xceptional! Patricia Rix, referring to her cat.
Names:Pet Names
MRS.Mister's Reliable Servant? Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Titles
MRS. WESCOTTMath, Really Stupid? Will Everyone She Cracks On Take Trig? Peter & Christina
Names
Education
MSBLASTERMy Server Began Losing All Speed... Those Evil Rascals! Angela Brett, though she doubts that the MSBlaster worm would be targetting the Apronyms site with its DOS attacks.
Computers:Internet:Apronyms Website:Excuses for Slow Loading
MSDNMicrosoft's Special Documentation Nook Sean Lamb (MSDN usually stands for Microsoft Developer Network)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Programming
MSDN (2)Must Study Diverse Networks Sean Lamb (MSDN usually stands for Microsoft Developer Network)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Programming
MSDN (3)My System's Down Now Sean Lamb (MSDN usually stands for Microsoft Developer Network)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Programming
MS WORDMicro-Soft's Way Of Rendering Documents x_Player1_x
Computers:Windows:Applications
MUFTIMy Uniform's Forgotten Today, Incognito Tony McCop O'Grady
Household Objects:Clothing
MUGGLESMagic Users Gloat, 'Goofy Losers, Extremely Stupid' Jeff Anonymous
Art & Literature
MUGGLES (2)Magic University Group, Gladly Learn Exotic Spells Muggles McCoy O'Grady, in response to a request for a name for a Harry Potter society at Cambridge University.
Art & Literature:Harry Potter Society
MUGSMen Undressing Girls Surreptiously Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
MULTIBABELMost Uninteresting Language Typed In, But After Butchering Elicits Laughter! Angela Brett, referring to http://www.tashian.com/multibabel/ which uses the automated translation at babelfish.altavista.com to translate English into several different languages and back consecutively. The results can be most amusing!
Science:Linguistics
Computers:Internet
MULTIMEDIAMany Users Listen To Intense Music Every Day It's Available Sean Lamb (who will never give up his collection of classic jazz OGG files)
Entertainment:Music
MUMFORDMuppets' Unsung Magician Formulates One Ridiculous Declaration "A la peanut butter sandwiches!"
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters
MUMMYMade Using Medical Materials - Yes? Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Death
MUMMY (2)My Uterine Membranes Made You! Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Family
MUNTEDMalfunctioning; Used Normally To Express Disgust Gavin Lambert
Assorted Adjectives
MURDERMotive Usually Revenge, Dealt Excessively Ruthlessly. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Law & Order
People & Relationships:Death
MURPHYMuch Understanding Regarding Potato Heralding Yeast Mary Carr
Food & Drink
MURPHY (2)Many Use Resourcefully Potato's Healthy Yield Mary Carr
Food & Drink
MURPHY BEDMost Unusual, Rests Perpendicular, Horizontal Yawns Begins Early Dozing Jan Morgan - Hides vertically in the wall when not in use. can hang at a 90 degree angle before going horizontal to the floor BEST hide-a-bed around (no bars in the back) regular mattress
Household Objects:Furniture
MUSCLEMy Unique Skeleton Clearly Lacks Enhancement Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Body Parts
MUSHROOMSMultiply Using Spores, Happiest Rooting On Organic "Muck" Site TMcCO'G
Food & Drink
MUSIC IS MY LIFEMaking Unique Sounds In Concert. I Spend Many Years Lyrically Intoning For Everyone Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:Music
MUSKRATMuddy Underwater Spots Keep Rodents Actively Tunnelling Patricia Rix
Science:Biology:Animals:Vermin
MUSTMinimum Usable Subset, Technically. Eric Bridgstock, explaining that he and his colleagues define technical requirements in terms of "musts", "shoulds" and "coulds".
Words & Wordplay
MUSTANGMine Usually Seems To Accelerate Nice & Gently Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport:Car Makes & Models
MUSTARDMust Use Spice To Augment Recipe's Dreariness TMcCO'G
Food & Drink:Condiments
MUST BE A MAC USER, I GUESS.Macintosh Users Strive To Become Extraordinary, And Might Also Create Unusual Superheroes. Every Revolutionary's Insane(ly Great), Understand - Eccentricity Sires Success! Angela Brett
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
MYANMARMurder Your Asian Neighbours - Militarily Aggressive Republic. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
MYBOOKMany Yippees Born Out Of Kleptomania! Angela Brett - myBook was given to me by Steve WOZNIAK after DIFFERENT THOUGHT was sort of stolen - see also IBOOK (7). myBook's web pages are at http://acronyms.co.nz/angela/mac/myBook/
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware:Angela's Apples
MY LIFEMany Years Lost In Futile Endeavours Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships
MYRIAMMaybe Youth Recognizes Initiating A Motive Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
MYSTMight You Struggle Through? Tony McCoy O'Grady
Computers:Games
MYSTERYMake Your Story Thrilling - Excitement Reduces Yawns Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature
MYTHICALMake Your Theology Highly Interesting - Create A Legend! Angela Brett
Art & Literature:Myths & Legends
MYTHICAL (2)Multilayered Yarns That Helped Illiterates Create A Literature Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Myths & Legends
MYTHICAL CREATUREMaybe You 'Think' He's Imaginary? Creative Antecedant's Liuterature Contained Really Exotic Animals - The Unicorn Remains Eminent Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Myths & Legends:Mythical Creatures
MZEEMy Zombie's Extremely Elderly Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships
NANo, Assertively Tony McCoy O'Grady
Communication:Yesses And Noes
NAASNoxious Albanian Alcohol's Source Tony McCoy O'Grady (Naas is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as being, 'The winemaking region of Albania where most of the wine that people take to bottle-parties comes from.')
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
NABNet A Baddie Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Law & Order
NAB (2)Now Apprehended Burglar Jan Morgan
People & Relationships:Law & Order
NACTIONNot And, 'Cause Truly It's Only N Angela Brett (Naction is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as meaning, 'The 'n' with which cheap advertising copywriters replace the word 'and' (as in 'fish 'n' chips', 'mix 'n' match', 'assault 'n' battery'), in the mistaken belief that this is in some way chummy or endearing.
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
NADIRNothing Above Depth Is Reversed Rico Leffanta
Places
NADSNeed Autoerotic Dirtiness Sometimes Jeff Anonymous
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
Science:Biology:Body Parts
NAHUMNinevah Assailed. Happiness Upon Me! Sue Johnson
Religion:Bible books
NAILS AND BEAUTYNot As If Lady's Superficial Achievement's Noticed. Dumb Blondes... Everyone's After Using The Yoni! Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene
NAME CARDNobody Acknowledges Me, Even Cows Are Regarded Distinguished Dundee
Names
NAMESNomenclature Applied Mostly Everywhere, Seemingly Melanie Merswolke
Names
NAMIBIANow A Mining Industry Base In Africa. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
NAOMINot An Obviously Monstrous Intellect Tony McCoy O'Grady - thinking of non one in particular :-)
Names:First names:Female
NAOMI (2)No Admirer Of Men's Interests Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:First names:Female
NAPNeed A Pause Edwin Hermann
Assorted Verbs
NAPKINNicely Arranged Paper Keeps It Neat Daryl Thomas
Household Objects
NAPPIESNasty Ass Products & Pee In Exclusive Softwear TMcCO'G
Household Objects:Clothing:Underwear
NAPPIES (2)Neat Attached Poo Package Is Enclosing Sewage TMcCO'G
Household Objects:Clothing:Underwear
NAPSTERNasty American Pop-System Took Extreme Revenge Tony McCoy O'Grady
Computers
Entertainment:Music
NARROW GAUGENon-Average Rail Ratio, One Working Grade And Unusual Gauge Examples Sean Lamb ("Gauge" refers to the distance between the rails. Standard Gauge in North America is 4' 8.5", Narrow Gauge is anything less than that, most commonly 3'; narrow gauge railroads often contain tighter curves and steeper grades than their standard gauge counterparts)
Transport:Trains
NASA (2)Never Attended Starfleet Academy Tony McCoy O'Grady
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Science:Astronomy
NASA (4)Not Another Shuttle Accident! Angela Brett, after the space shuttle Columbia broke up in re-entry.
Science:Astronomy
People & Relationships:Disaster
NASALNostrils And Sinuses Are Leaking Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Body Parts
NASCARNumerous Afternoons Spent Careering Around Racetrack Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport
Sports & Recreation
NASHVILLENot A Simple Hyperlinker; Visiting Internet Links, Lackluster Experience Sean Lamb (Nashville was the internal code name used by Microsoft for Internet Explorer 4.0)
Computers:Internet:Web browsers
Names:Code Names:Microsoft
NASHVILLE (2)Now Another Software Html Viewer Is Leaving Locales Exposed Sean Lamb (Nashville was Microsoft's code name for Internet Explorer 4.0; there are so many exploits written against IE that its use is now often recommended against)
Computers:Internet:Web browsers
Names:Code Names:Microsoft
NATALIENoble Adult Troubled, Acts Leave Its Entanglement Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
NATESNatural Asset That Excites Sadists Rico Leffanta
Science:Biology:Body Parts
NATHANNegotiates All Talents, Having A Need Jan Morgan - Someone I Know
Names:First names:Male
NATHAN (2)Negotiates Activities Tackling His Addiction Needs Jan Morgan - Someone I Know
Names:First names:Male
NATHAN (3)Narcissistic Adolescent/Adult Takes Harsh Analysis Notes Jan Morgan - Someone I Know
Names:First names:Male
NATONasty Americans Threaten Others Tony McCoy O'Grady (NATO usually stands for North Atlantic Treaty Organization)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Politics
NATURAL HEALTHNot A Treatment Using Recent Advances? Large Herbs Eaten As Little Tablets, How? Angela Brett, wondering just how natural a pill containing concentrated herbal remedies can be -- just as soya milk isn't naturally produced by soybeans feeding their babies, herb pills don't grow in the garden.
Science:Biology:Healthcare
NATURENaked As The Universe Revolvingly Evolves Rico Leffanta
Science:Environment
NAURUNot A Universally Recognised Unity. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
NAUSEANot Another Uneasy Seatrip, Evacuate Abdomen Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
NAUSEA (2)Nursing An Unhappy Stomach... Eaten Aasleagh. Angela Brett (see AASLEAGH)
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
NAVELNowadays A Very Exposed Location Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Body Parts
NAVYNumerous (And Violent) Yachts Tony McCoy O'Grady
Military
NAVY (2)Never Again Volunteer Yourself. Was in the US Navy for 6 year as a volunteer (draftees not accepted). Enough said.
Military
NAYNot A Yes Angela Brett
Communication:Yesses And Noes
NCRNot Completely Reliable Tiny Lee (NCR usually stands for National Cash Register)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers
Commerce:Companies
NEATNot Even Adding Tonic Angela Brett
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
NEBRASKANegotiates Every Best Resource Advantage, Seems Keenly Agricultural Jan Morgan - Farming State
Places:States & Regions
NECNot Enough Components Tiny Lee (NEC usually stands for Nippon Equipment Corporation)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers
Commerce:Companies
NECTARNever Eat Come Try Angelic Refreshment Rico Leffanta
Food & Drink
NEEDNone Eke Ed Drawn Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Either Poverty or Sufficiency. Ed=Education (This is an example of a 'chained apronym' where on top of the usual constraints of an apronym, the last letter of each word in the expansion is the first letter of the next word, and the last letter of the last word is the first letter of the first word.)
Education
NEGATIVE INTEGERSNumerical Entities. Going Against The Increasing Variety, Every Individual Number (Though Entire) Gets Endlessly, Relentlessly Smaller TMcCO'G
Science:Mathematics:Number sets
NEGLIGEENearly Every Guy Lusts If Girl's Ensemble's Enticing Angela Brett
Household Objects:Clothing:Underwear
NEHEMIAHNew Era Heralded; Exiles Migrate; Israel At Home Sue Johnson
Religion:Bible books
NEINNo, Everywhere, Is No Roger Williams
Science:Linguistics:German Words
Communication:Yesses And Noes
NELLNever Ever Likes Listening! Rico Leffanta
Names:First names:Female
NEMESISNot Even Magic Escapes Settling Its Score! Rico Leffanta
Religion:Greek Gods & Goddesses
NENNIESNascent Entities Now Navigating Inside Entire Space Eminence Grise, explaining: I'm a French Canadian and nennies is the plural of nenni which is the first name "Denis (day-nee)" in French of a good friend. There was a park in front of his house and his mother often yelled "Denis" for supper but due to distance and a lot of trees in between, we always heard "NENNI!". It stayed through the years and a bunch of friends (40 years of friendship) called themselves the Nennies and there's no nennying about it! Nennies are curious about everything and enjoy life as it comes.
Names:First names:Male
Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words
NEONNow Enlivening Our Nighttimes Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry:Elements
NEOPHYTE'S SERENDIPITYNewcomer's Exciting Occurrence Probably Has You Telling Everybody. Search Shows Extraneous Result - Extremely Novel Discovery Is Pleasant, I Tell You! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion
NEPALNowadays Everest's Peaks Accumulate Litter. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
NEPHINavigator Endures Prideful Heinous Illusions Jan Morgan -- the good sibling in the Book Of Mormon
Names:Book of Mormon Characters
NEPHITENoble Emigrants Prepares Harbouring Israel To East Jan Morgan -- Work with me here! depending on which way you travel the Americas can be East of Israel
Names:Book of Mormon Characters
NE PLUS ULTRANeed Extra Penile Length? Use Safe Urologist Logs That Raise Assets Rico Leffanta
Assorted Phrases
NEPTUNENearer Earth Perhaps Than Universe's Next Entity Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Astronomy:Planets
NERDNever Experiences Romantic Dates Angela Brett
People & Relationships
NERD (2)Not Exactly Romantic Dude Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships
NERMALNice Eccentric Relaxed Mammal, Abudhabi Lent Jan Morgan - Garfield always sends this cat to Abu Dhabi
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters
Names:Pet Names
NETNow Everyone's Thieves Sean Lamb (NET, in this reference, is the acronym given by the US Congress to the No Electronic Theft Act, which is supposed to simplify criminal prosecution for distributing proprietary files online)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Internet
People & Relationships:Law & Order
NETHACKNeat, Everything's Text! Heroic "At" Creams Kobolds. Sporkmaster
Computers:Games
NETHERLANDSNeed Elevate Their High Embankment Ridges Lest A Natural Disaster Strikes. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
NET PRESENT VALUENot Estimable! This Priceless Resource Enables Sending Electronic Notes To Virtually Anyone Living & Using Electricity. Angela Brett, thinking of the present value of the 'net.
Computers:Internet
NETSCAPENot Everyone Trusts Software Companies. A Possible Exception. Edwin Hermann
Computers:Internet:Web browsers
NETSCAPE (2)Nightmare Experiences? Then Stop Choosing Alternative Product, Explorer Edwin Hermann
Computers:Internet:Web browsers
NETSCAPE (3)Not Especially Tight, Spacewise... Communicator Adds Pointless Extensions. Angela Brett, who likes Netscape apart from the excess memory that the Communicator version uses by having mail, news and Composer built in.
Computers:Internet:Web browsers
NETSCAPE SIXNot Enjoyable - Those Skins Can Appear Pretty, Except Standard Interface's Xcluded. Angela Brett, who liked older versions of Netscape but doesn't like the way that Netscape 6 can be themed to look like anything except the rest of the OS.
Computers:Internet:Web browsers
NETWORKNothing's Ever Televised With Out Receiving Kudos Patricia Rix, who adds: at least from the Network.
Entertainment
NETWORK GEEKNeed Equipment To Work Out Route Kilobytes Go? Employ Exchange Kid/Kit Angela Brett
Computers
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
NEUTRINONot Entirely Untouchable, Though Rarely Interacts. Neutral, Obviously. Angela Brett
Science:Physics:Particles
NEVADANightly Entertainment Venues Are Dating Attractions Jan Morgan
Places:States & Regions
NEVER CRY WOLFNorthern Expeditionary Venture Encounters Roaming Caribou, Rodents, & Yelping Wonder Of Lupine Frolics Patricia Rix, referring to the book by Farley Mowat.
Art & Literature:Book Titles
NEVER EAT SOGGY WAFFLESNot Everyone Views Each Range Effectively, Adventures Take Steering Of Guidance, Greatly Yields Where Adventures Follow For Leading Every Step Jan Morgan - this is the phrase that helps kids know how the compass is - North East South West
Places:Positions & Directions
NEW ACROSNice Extremely Weird Acronyms, Created Rapidly Online, Stupendous! Jeff Anonymous, after he'd capitalised NEW ACROS in a forum post and Angela reminded him to acronymise capitalised words.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
NEW ACROS (2)New Entrant Waives Anonymity - Cautiously Reveals Original Surname Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to Jeff.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
Communication:Acronyms Forums
NEW BABYNeonate Enters World Blubbering And Burping Yuckily. Angela Brett
Science:Biology
People & Relationships:Family
NEWBIENot Even Weaned, Baby Is Extraordinary Jeff Anonymous, noting that an unweaned baby is basically a 'newbie' to life.
Science:Biology
People & Relationships:Family
NEWBIE (2)New Entrant With Beginner's Ignorant Enquiries Tony McCoy O'Grady... a propos the usual use of the term - someone who hasn't read the manual asking basic questions.
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
NEWBIE (3)Not Especially Wise, But Incredibly Enthusiastic. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
NEW ERANuptials End With Easily Read Articles. Angela Brett, on hearing about New Era, a divorce magazine.
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Marriage & Divorce
NEW HAMPSHIRENorth Eastern World Has Abnaki Memories, Potatoes Started Here In Region, Embarked Jan Morgan - Abnaki indians Potatoes started(embarked) here
Places:States & Regions
NEW IDEANovel Effusive, Wildly/Wonderful, Innovative, Dynamically Expansive, Advancement! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
People & Relationships:Thoughts
NEW JERSEYNorth Eastern World, Justifying Einstein's Research, Studied Energy, Yesterday Jan Morgan
Places:States & Regions
NEW JERSEY (2)Now Edison Wattage Juices Energy Research Saves Electricity Yesterday Jan Morgan
Places:States & Regions
NEWLYWEDNature's Endowment Will Leave You Wondering Every Day Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Marriage & Divorce
NEW MEXICONot East's World, Magically Enchanting, Xrayed In Colorful Originality Jan Morgan - known as the land of enchantment and color
Places:States & Regions
NEW POST TO THIS THREADNeed Exposure? Write Pointing Out Something To The Others That Habituate Interesting Site. They Hopefully Relish Entertaining Acronyms Daily. Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to one of the buttons at the Acronyms forums, at http://www.co.nz/cgi/forums/start.cgi?id=acronyms
Communication:Acronyms Forums
NEW PROFESSIONALSNowadays Employers Want Proper Records Of Further Education - Somebody Studying Independently's Often Not Appraised Like Scholar. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:The Workforce
NEWSNational Events, World Stories Angela Brett
Communication
NEW SCIENTISTNot Even With Single Citation; I'm Employed Now Though, I'm So Talented! Angela Brett, who will have to settle for reading the magazine and hiring her soul to MICROSOFT for now.
Science
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
NEWSPAPERNational Events, World Stories Published And People Everywhere Read Roger Williams
Communication:Periodicals
NEW TESTAMENTNow Everyone Will Treat Especially Sacred Texts As Meaningful - Evil Needn't Triumph Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion:Bible books
NEWTONNeat Electronic Wizardry Turned Out Notsopopular Tony McCoy O'Grady
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
NEWTON (2)Nice Equations - Worked Them Out Nimbly. Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics:Mathematicians
NEWTON (3)Not Everyone Will Type Out Notes Angela Brett, who now uses a Newton MessagePad to take notes in class, while some students use laptops.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
NEWTON (4)Not Executive Wankers' Toy... Obsolete Now. Angela Brett
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
NEWTON (5)Normally Expresses What "Thump" Offers, Numerically Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Mathematics:Measurement
NEW YORKNiagara's Enchants Wedded, Your Orchestra Reaches Kudos Jan Morgan - New York philharmonic
Places:States & Regions
NEW ZEALANDNearly Extinct Wondrous Zoology, Environmentally Attractive Landscape, A Natural Delight. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
NEW ZEALAND (2)Now English Whenua, Zespri-Eaters Abound & Land Actuates Native Disputes. Angela Brett. ('Whenua' means 'land' in Maori - the aboriginal language of New Zealand, and 'Zespri' is a New Zealand kiwifruit.)
Places:Countries
NEXTNow Entitled 'X' (Ten) Angela Brett (Mac OS X is a reincarnation of the NeXTStep operating system)
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Software
NIAGARA FALLSNikon Is As Good As Ruined, As Falling Actually Launched Liquid Skyward/Spray Angela Brett
Places:Waterways
NIBNumerous Ink Blotches Tony
Household Objects
NICNasty Internal Cuts Jeff Anonymous, explaining why not to eat a Network Interface Card
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Do Not Eat
NICE LOOKINGNow I'm Charmed, Elegant Legs On Outstandingly Kinky Individual - Nubile Girl Tony McCoy O'NaughtyBoy
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene
NICETIESNot Interesting Comments, Essentially They're Insignificant, Empty Smalltalk. Angela Brett
Communication
NICHOLASNeeds Impressive Character, Having Own Lessons As School Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Male
NICHOLAS (2)Negotiates In Caring Home Of Lawyer And Sister Jan Morgan - Someone I Know
Names:First names:Male
NICKNotch, Incision, Cavity, Knifemark! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Nouns
NICK (2)Nefarious Individual - Clearly Kleptomaniacal Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:First names:Male
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Criminals
NICK (3)Niche Is Computer Knowledge Angela Brett, on a Mac-fixing Nick she knows.
Names:First names:Male
NICK BOTTOMNormally Innately Calm & Kind, Becomes Over-The-Top Overacting Maniac Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:A Midsummer Night's Dream
NICKELNominally In Coinage, Keeps Everything Light Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry:Elements
NICOLANot Idle, Capable Of Living Adventures Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
NICOLENot Idle, Capable Of Learned Enlightenment Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
NICOTINENow I'm Coughing Often, The Industry Needs Ending! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Drugs:Tobacco
NICURAGUANarcotics In Central USA - Remote Areas Grow Untold Amounts. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
NIGERNuclear Items Generate External Revenue. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
NIGERIANumerous Indigenous Groupings... Embittered Rivalry Is Abounding. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
NIGHTMARENow I'm Gloomy - Horton's Toilets Mean A Restless Evening! Tony McCoy O'Grady (referring to TIM HORTON'S)
Food & Drink:Food Outlets
NIHILIST"Nothing" Is Hedonistic, Invitingly Loathsome, Inherently Suicidal, Truthful imposed
Religion
NIKENaturally Incurs Kudos Everywhere Rico Leffanta
Religion:Greek Gods & Goddesses
NIMBUSNow I Must Bring Umbrella - Shoot! Angela Brett
Science:Meteorology
NIMBUS (2)Nothing Is More Beautiful - Undoubtedly Saintly! Patricia Rix
Religion
NIMBUS (3)"Newest Is Magnificent" Broomstick Users Swear Tony McCoy O'Grady (re: Harry Potter)
Art & Literature
NINCOMPOOPNo Interest, No Charge On Making Purchase... Organise Optimal Payments Angela Brett (see SHOVE OFF)
Words & Wordplay:Rudeness:Rude Advertising Slogans
NINENine = Increment (Number Eight) Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Science:Mathematics:Numbers
NINETALESNeonatally, It Never Exhibits Two Appendages. Later, End Splits. Angela Brett (Ninetales is Pokemon #38)
Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon
NINETEENNineteen = Increment (Natural Eighteen). Twenty Evidently Exceeds Nineteen. Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Science:Mathematics:Numbers
NINJANight Individual Needs Judo Agility Jan Morgan
Sports & Recreation:Martial Arts
NIPPLESNaked Independent Pandering Protuberances Launching Enthusiastic Suckling Rico Leffanta
Science:Biology:Body Parts
NISSANNippy, If Somewhat Small And Noisy Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport:Car Makes & Models
NITNon International Traveler Charter Member Charter Members Chris and Timmy traveled the world surfing exotic and often dangerous places. We had some friends that were afraid to leave their home surf breaks, So we just call them NITs
People & Relationships:Insults
Sports & Recreation:Travel
NITESNites Involving Tossing/Turning Eliminated / Surely! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Time
Sports & Recreation:Relaxation
NITWITNiece/Nephew In The Wife's Irrevocable Trust Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Insults
People & Relationships:Family
NITWIT (2)Nobody, I Think, Whom I'd Treasure Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Insults
NONot Ordinarily Steve Keate, after being asked if he had anything better to do than acronymise.
Communication:Yesses And Noes
NO (2)Not Once! Angela Brett
Communication:Yesses And Noes
NO (3)Not Oui. Roger Williams
Communication:Yesses And Noes
NO (4)Not Optional Jan Morgan
Communication:Yesses And Noes
NOAHNegotiated Original "Animal House" Roger Williams
Names:First names:Male
Religion
Science:Biology:Animals
NOASAURUSNorth Of Argentina, Scientists Amazingly Uncovered Remains Uniquely Saurian Sean Lamb - The Noasaurus was discovered in the northern region of Argentina; it's claws featured a unique lifting tendon. I had originally thought of using 'Some Archaeologist' for the SA portion, but an archaeologist studies past human life, and not generally animal life.
Science:Biology:Animals:Dinosaurs
NOELNativity Of Earth's Lord Tony McCoy O'Grady
Time:Special Occasions:Christmas
NO ICED COFFEENever! Oh, I'm Crying! Excluding Delicious Caffeinated Option For Fun's Extremely Evil! Angela Brett, on finding that the university cafe had several flavours of Wave flavoured milk but not ICED COFFEE.
Food & Drink:Drinks
NO ICED COFFEE (2)Nicest Option Isn't Cached, Espressolike Drink Category's Omitted, Fourth Flavour's Evidently Exhausted. Angela Brett ('Fourth Flavour' refers to the fact that they had three other flavours of Wave.)
Food & Drink:Drinks
NOKIA PHONENext Of Kin Is Alerted Promptly, Hearing Over Network Ethereal. Angela Brett
Communication
NOLANo Other Love, Anytime! Rico Leffanta
Names:First names:Female
NO LONGER IN BUSINESS"No-One Left, Offices Now Gone, Everyone's Redundant, It's Now Bankrupt." (Usual Speechwriter Is Now Employed Somewhere Solvent.) Angela Brett
Commerce
NONANo One Needs Advocates Rico Leffanta
Religion:Roman Gods & Goddesses
NON-DIETNutrition Of Normal Daily Intake - Eschew Tables Angela Brett (referring to nutritional information tables and the more specific 'calorie counters')
Food & Drink
NONE LEFTNumbers Of New Extinctions Leave Environmentalists Feeling Terrified. Angela Brett
Science:Biology
NONINitwits Opened New Industry Angela Brett - As I understand it, the noni was just a weed until somebody decided to convince health nuts that it must be good for you because it tastes bad.
Food & Drink
NON-UNerds Of Nottingham University Tony McCoy O'Grady (see UNITS)
Education:University of Nottingham School of Community Health Sciences IT Subgroup
NO OFFENCENot Offering Objectional Feelings For Expressions. No Calumny Expressed TMcCO'G
People & Relationships
NOOKIENow One's Offed Knickers, Intercourse Ensues Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
NO RESTNodded Off, Ruining Expansion... Superfluous Typing. Angela Brett, when Tony said that he must have nodded off when he added an extra P word to the 'ROSES ARE RED...' expansion - see PURPPLE.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
NORMA BAKERNaughty Ostentatious Romantic Maiden Arranged Boobs And Kissed Especially Robustly Rico Leffanta (Norma Baker is better known as Marylin Monroe)
Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses:Little known real names
NORMALNot Outstanding - Really Mundane And Lacklustre Angela Brett
Assorted Adjectives
NORTHNow Often Related To 'High' Angela Brett
Places:Positions & Directions
NORTH CAROLINANervous Orville Recorded True History Crafted Airplane Riding Over Land In Noble Achievement Jan Morgan - the Wright brothers
Places:States & Regions
NORTH DAKOTANature's Oddest Region, Temperatures Harsh, Drastic, A Kaleidoscopic Original Twisted Area Jan Morgan - Rocks are twisted & Colorful (kaleidoscopic)
Places:States & Regions
NORTHERN LIGHTNightly Observance, Rays Tints Have Each Ring Naturally Living In Great Hues. Tremendous Jan Morgan
Science:Astronomy
NORTH KOREANever Officially Revoked, The Hostilities Killed Off Revenue Earning Activities. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
NORWAYNumerous Oil-Rich Wells Active Yearlong. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
NOSENot Only Supporting Eyewear Steve Keate and Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Body Parts
NOSE (2)Number One Sinus Exhaust Steve Keate and Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Body Parts
NOSE (3)Neat Orifice, Sniffing Everywhere Eric Bridgstock
Science:Biology:Body Parts
NO SEX RELATIONNo Orgasms? Some Extremely Xerantic Regions Enflame Lingam - At That I'm Off Nookie Tony McCoy O'Grady, when someone searched for that phrase on the Acronyms website.
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
NOSEY PARKERNeighbourhood's Own "See-Everything" - You Probe All Recreational Kids - Eliciting Responses TMcCO'G - Recalling a local woman who, in his childhood, 'interrogated' the kids playing on the street for family news/gossip.
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
NOSTRILNeed Olfactory Sense To Revel In Lilies Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Body Parts
NO STRINGS ATTACHEDNot One Single Thread Remains... It's Now Gone Smooth And That's Terrible, As Cords Held Extra Delight Angela Brett, who can't think exactly what kind of item is worse with no strings attached, but there must be something. Whatever was the person who searched for this term thinking of? ;)
Assorted Phrases
NOT ANOTHER PROJECTNow One Tries Again. Needing Only To Have Efficient Research, & Properly Realised Objectives, Jointly Ensuring Client's Thrilled. TMcCO'G - thinking of agencies who respond to client's demands by splitting employees into teams to compete in solving the 'project'.
People & Relationships:The Workforce
NOTARYNot One To Assign Rights Yet. Sean Lamb
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Occupations
NOTATIONNun Of The Above Tests Idiotic Observations Neurotically Rico Leffanta, who explains: To pass exams, Americans don't need to know the subject, just randomly choose between A, B, C, D, or None of the above. Nun of the Above is my jeu des mots for "Lady Luck". A notation is representative signs or symbols.
Communication
NOT BAD AT ALLNigh-On The Best Acronym... Do Another, Tony! Angela's Lack Lustre :( Angela Brett, in response to ACRONYMS (8)
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
NOTHING MUCHNo One Thing Has Importance Now. Guest May Unexpectedly Cause Happiness Tedium McCoy O'Boredom
Assorted Phrases
NOTIONNavigates Own Thought Ideas On Necessities Jan Morgan
People & Relationships:Thoughts
NOVELLNow Our Venture Entirely Loves Linux Sean Lamb (Novell announced that it will purchase SuSE Linux for (US)$210M on Nov 4 2003)
Commerce:Companies
Computers:Linux
NOVEMBER (2)Notions Of Violent Events, Monster Bonfires Evoke Reminiscences Tony McCoy O'Grady
Time:Months
NOWNo Obvious Waiting Angela Brett
Time
NOW (2)No Onerous Waiting! Angela Brett
Time
NOW (3)Near Oriented "When" Gavin Lambert
Time
NOXNever Operates Xerography Rico Leffanta
Religion:Roman Gods & Goddesses
NSARRAYNSObjects Stored Are Retained/ Released Automatically - Yay! Angela Brett (see http://developer.apple.com/techpubs/macosx/Cocoa/Reference/Foundation/ObjC_classic/Classes/NSArray.html)
Computers:Programming:Cocoa:Foundation Classes
NSARRAY (2)Numerically Sorted, Appropriate Records Readily Are Yours Angela Brett (see http://developer.apple.com/techpubs/macosx/Cocoa/Reference/Foundation/ObjC_classic/Classes/NSArray.html)
Computers:Programming:Cocoa:Foundation Classes
NSDICTIONARYNest Several, Datasource! It's Convenient To Inform OutlineView Now, And Return Yarely. Angela Brett (see http://developer.apple.com/techpubs/macosx/Cocoa/Reference/Foundation/ObjC_classic/Classes/NSDictionary.html and http://developer.apple.com/techpubs/macosx/Cocoa/Reference/ApplicationKit/ObjC_classic/Classes/NSOutlineView.html)
Computers:Programming:Cocoa:Foundation Classes
NSDICTIONARY (2)Name Strings Denote Instances. Collection Takes In Objects, Named And Readily Yours Rob Rix and Angela Brett (see http://developer.apple.com/techpubs/macosx/Cocoa/Reference/Foundation/ObjC_classic/Classes/NSDictionary.html)
Computers:Programming:Cocoa:Foundation Classes
NSNOTIFICATIONNeed Several Nearby Objects To Indirectly Function In Coalition? Announce The Information On NSNotificationCenter. Angela Brett (see http://developer.apple.com/techpubs/macosx/Cocoa/Reference/Foundation/ObjC_classic/Classes/NSNotification.html)
Computers:Programming:Cocoa:Foundation Classes
NSSETNo Specific Start / End Things Angela Brett (see http://developer.apple.com/techpubs/macosx/Cocoa/Reference/Foundation/ObjC_classic/Classes/NSSet.html)
Computers:Programming:Cocoa:Foundation Classes
NSSET (2)Never Stores Something Extra Times Angela Brett (see NSSET)
Computers:Programming:Cocoa:Foundation Classes
NSSET (3)Non-Singletons Shouldn't Exist There Angela Brett (see NSSET)
Computers:Programming:Cocoa:Foundation Classes
NSSET (4)Never Stores Same Element Twice Angela Brett (see NSSET)
Computers:Programming:Cocoa:Foundation Classes
NSSTRINGNeatly Stores Some Text - Remember, It's Nothing Graphical. Angela Brett (NSString is a Cocoa class for storing text strings, without any attributes such as font or size - see http://developer.apple.com/techpubs/macosx/Cocoa/Reference/Foundation/ObjC_classic/Classes/NSString.html)
Computers:Programming:Cocoa:Foundation Classes
NSVIEWNearly Simplest Visual Interface Element. Wonderful! Angela Brett (see http://developer.apple.com/techpubs/macosx/Cocoa/Reference/ApplicationKit/ObjC_classic/Classes/NSView.html)
Computers:Programming:Cocoa:Application Kit Classes
NTFSNot Trustworthy, Format Soon! Kuroneko, discussing the correct expansion of NTFS, which usually stands for New Technology File System.
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Windows
NTFS (2)Never The File Saved Chaironeko, discussing the correct expansion of NTFS, which usually stands for New Technology File System.
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Windows
NUDE BEACHNot Undressing Demands Explanation, Bodies Expose Ass-Cheeks Heavenwards Tony McCoy O'Grady, responding to Angela's 'nude genitals' element regarding a crab
Places:Waterways
NUDISTNakedness Usually Doesn't Involve Sexual Thoughts. Angela Brett
People & Relationships
NUMBERS (3)Numb! Useless! My Brain Exudes Real Stupidity! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Science:Mathematics:Numbers
NUMISMATICSNot Unexpectedly, Many Individuals Spend Much Amusement Time In Coin Study. Roger Williams
Sports & Recreation
NUNNot Usually Naughty Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion:Religious Occupations
NUNSNever Use Nasty 'Spletives Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion:Religious Occupations
NURSENot Unrespected Retainer - She's Earthy Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Romeo and Juliet
NURSEMAIDNanny Using Responsible System Exploring Mental Aptitude In Dumbbells Rico Leffanta
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Healthcare Occupations
NUTHOUSENever Underestimate The Happy, Organised, Urban Spouse's Evening! Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships
NUTSNot Usually Totally Sane Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments:Mental Illness
NUTS!Not Undertaking This Surrender! Roger Williams - Gen. Anthony McAuliffe (101st Airborne Division) replied "Nuts" to a German surrender demand during the Battle of the Bulge in WWII.
History
NUTS (3)Nestled Underneath Trouser Snake Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Body Parts
NUTTERSNot Unlikely To Try Expanding Ridiculous Stuff Angela Brett, because that's what we acronymaniacs are.
People & Relationships:Insults
NYBSTERNot You, But Short-Trip-Elevator-Rider Tony McCoy O'Grady (Nybster is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as meaning, 'Sort of person who takes the lift to travel one floor.')
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
NYLONNever Yet Laddered? Oh No! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects:Clothing:Underwear
NYLON (2)Need Your Lunch? Order Now! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects:Threads & Fabric:Edible(?)
NYLON (3)Not Yummy - Lots Of Nausea. Angela Brett
Household Objects:Threads & Fabric:Edible(?)
NYLONSNice Young Lady Of Night's Stockings Angela Brett
Household Objects:Clothing:Underwear
NYMNo Youthful Mastermind Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's The Merry Wives of Windsor
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:The Merry Wives of Windsor
NYMBLE MINDEDNow You're Mentally Bubbling - Let's Enjoy Mentally Inventing 'Nyms - Delightful Expansions Delivered. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
NYMFORMANIANumerous? Yes - My Frequency Of Referring Means Abbreviated Name In Addresses Tony -- I have a bookmark for this Forum among my browser's addresses. As the site name is too long I shortened it to 'NymFor' and then _saw_ the connection with my favourite mania :-)
Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words
Communication:Acronyms Forums
NYMPHNature: Young Maiden Personifies Her Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Myths & Legends:Mythical Creatures
NYSNegative Yes Statement Tony McCoy O'Grady
Communication:Yesses And Noes
NYSTATINNew York Streptomyces Treats A Thrush Infection Now. Angela Brett
Drugs
NZ'Nother Zone Jeff Anonymous, noticing that in New Zealand's timezone it was already Halloween.
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Places:Countries
NZ ACRONYMSNow Zey're Apronyms! Creatively Rearranged Original Name, Yet Meaning Similar. Gavin Lambert
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
Places:Countries
OAOver-Ate Jeff Anonymous (in reference to Overeaters Anonymous)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Food & Drink
OAFOften A Fool Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Insults
OAF (2)Oddly Asinine Fellow Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Insults
OAF (3)Obnoxious Annoying Fool Jan Morgan
People & Relationships:Insults
OAKOf Acorns, Kernally TMcCO'G
Science:Biology:Plants:Trees
OAK TREEOld Acorn Keeping The Record Evolution Establishes Rico Leffanta
Science:Biology:Plants:Trees
OASISOutstanding Albums. Sixties Inspired Singles. Eric Bridgstock
Entertainment:Music:Artists
OASIS (2)Overcoming Arid Sand Is Sustenance Angela Brett
Places
OBADIAHOracular Bard Apocalyptically Denies Israel's Adversaries Hope. Sue Johnson
Religion:Bible books
OBE'Onoured By Elizabeth! Tony McCoy O'Grady (OBE actually stands for Order of the British Empire)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
OBESEOversized Bodies Exercising Seldom Enough Edwin Hermann
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
OBIOriental Belt's Identifier Angela Brett
Household Objects:Clothing
OBJECTIVE-CObscure, But Just Enough Complexity, Tied Into Very Elegant Classes Paul Marshall
Computers:Programming
OBLIVIOUSObviously Believes Love Is Visible Instead Of Understanding Spirituality Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships
OBSCENEObject Bigoted Society Can Excoriate Not Expunge Rico Leffanta
Assorted Adjectives
OBSCENITIES (2)Old B*st*rd Starts Cursing Every Night; It's Time I Escaped Somewhere! Patricia Rix
Words & Wordplay:Rudeness
OBSESSIVEObstructive Behavior, Stopping Expectations, Side Stepping In Varied Emotions Jan Morgan - it stops the process of completion and creates various Emotions from all involved
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
OBVIOUSOh Brother, View Is Of Usual Situation Jan Morgan
Assorted Adjectives
OCEANOverflow Can Evaporate Any Navy Rico Leffanta
Military
Places:Waterways
OCEAN (2)Open Chasm Everyone Always Navigates Jerry Ryan PER Hoboken Elks Lodge #74
Places:Waterways
OCEAN WORDSOne Cannot 'Encapsulate' Atlantic - Not With-Out "Really Deep Sea" Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Waterways
OCR'Ow Computers Read Angela Brett (OCR usually stands for Optical Character Recognition)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers
OCR (2)Our Computer 'Reads' Tony McCoy O'Grady (see OCR)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers
OCTAVIUS CAESAROutstandingly Cool Tactician - A Victory Is Ultimately Secured - Commands Army's Esteem, Submission And Respect Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Julius Caesar and Antony and Cleopatra
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Antony and Cleopatra
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Julius Caesar
OCTOBEROften Chilly, Then One Brings Extra Raiment Tony McCoy O'Grady, who lives in the northern hemisphere.
Time:Months
ODBCOne Doesn't Buy Connectivity Sean Lamb (ODBC usually stands for Open Database Connectivity)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Programming
ODDESTOur Dearly Demented's Extremely Strange Thinking TMcCO'G
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments:Mental Illness
ODDEST (2)Often Directly Divisible, Excepting (Surely) Twos TMcCO'G
Science:Mathematics
ODIEOne Dog Is Enough! Angela Brett, referring to the dog in the Garfield comics.
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters
Names:Pet Names
ODOUROur Deodorant's Obviously Un-Reliable Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene
OF COURSEOur Famous Charter Obliges Urgent Requirement - Succinct Expansion! Tony McCoy O'Grady, when Angela asked if a poster on the forums was obliged to expand something which was in capitals.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
OFFICEObfuscated File Format Is Common Everywhere Sean Lamb (even though the data format of MS-Office documents is exceptionally hidden, they have become a de-facto standard)
Computers
OFFICE OF EMERGENCY PREPAREDNESS AND RESPONSEOfficially, Firefighters Fail In Containing Engulfing Orange Flames; Especially Major Events. Research Gathered Explains, "Near Catastrophes, Yelling Produces Reduced Efficiency." Primarily, And Regarding Extreme Disasters, Normally Everyone Suffers Sprains And Nausea During Real Emergency Situations. Police Offer Needed Security Everywhere. Kenny Roy
People & Relationships:Disaster
OFFICEROne Fine Fellow Is Courtroom Employed Representative Sean Lamb (I haven't met a member of law enforcement that I didn't get along with yet)
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Occupations
OFF MASS SHELLOnly For Fleeting Moments, As Sufficient Strength Shouldn't Have Existed. Living Large! Angela Brett (a particle which is 'off mass shell' has a different amount of energy from what would normally be required to produce it. Like living large off a credit card, it doesn't last very long.)
Science:Physics
O FOR THE JOYS OF PARENTHOODOh Fiddlesticks. Over Run Tonylet... Hit European Jalopey. Overall, Youth Survived, 'Owever, Flattened. Perhaps Another Reason Exclaiming 'Need The Helmet'? Optional? Oah Dunthinkso. Jeff Anonymous (Tonylet suggested by Angela Brett) in response to CYCLISTS SHOULD BE CAREFUL
Transport
OHOutraged Horror Tony McCoy O'Grady
Main
OH (2)Optimistic Happiness Tony McCoy O'Grady, just to confuse those who think he means Outraged Horror! :-)
Main
OH, FOR GOD'S SAKE!Oh, How Friggin' Obvious! Really Getting Over Done. Stop Sharing Asinine Knowledge Endlessly. Angela Brett, during another annoyingly slow lecture.
Education:Slow Teaching
OHIOOccupations Have Industry Opportunities Jan Morgan
Places:States & Regions
OIOver, Izzit? Jeff Anonymous, when Angela capitalised OI. This one is best understood if you look at the 'Illiterations' thread on the Acronyms forums, at http://www.co.nz/cgi/forums/list.cgi?id=acronyms&user=&session=&root=984136095
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
OILOh, It Lubricates! Roger Williams
Household Objects
OKAYOtherwise Known As 'Yes' Angela Brett
Communication:Yesses And Noes
OKLAHOMAOf Knowledge, Learn An Honest Occupation, Make Available Jan Morgan
Places:States & Regions
OLD AGEOne's Looks Decline After Geriatricity Emerges Tony McCoy O'Grady
Time:Age
OLDBIEOh, Like, Duh! Blasted Ignorant Enquiries! Angela Brett, summarising the responses to newbie questions of some of the 'oldbies' on the Cocoa-dev mailing list. Others are more helpful.
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
OLDBIE (2)Often Lauded Dinosaur, Being Inexplicably Experienced Jeff Anonymous
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
OLDBIESOut, Learner Dumb*ss! Because I'm Entirely Superior. Angela Brett (see OLDBIE)
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
OLD FARTOften Lingering Dreadfully From A Rumbling Tummy TMcCO'G - seeing another meaning to the expression
Science:Biology
OLD FART (2)Of Longlost Days - Frequently A Reactionary Twit TMcCO'G - who is probably becoming one
People & Relationships:Insults
Time:Age
OLD LADYOrgan Loves Donors! Libido Activated! Display Yourself! Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
OLD MACDONALDOctogenarian Likes Directing Many Animals: Cows, Dogs, Owls, Nannygoats And Loud Donkeys Patricia Rix
Entertainment:Music:Songs
Art & Literature:Nursery Rhymes
OLDTONOften Loved Digital Toy, Once New(ton) Angela Brett, thinking of a name for her newly acquired, but old, Newton.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
OLGAOh Leave Girls Alone! Rico Leffanta
Names:First names:Female
OLIVEOsmonds' Lives Involve Victorious Endeavors Jan Morgan
Names:Famous people
OLIVE (2)Offers Love In Vital Endeavors Jan Morgan
Names:First names
OLIVER (2)Outstanding Lyrics In Vaguely Entertaining Romp. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:Movies
OLYMPICSOld Ladies, Young Men, Performing In Competitive Sport Rico Leffanta
Sports & Recreation
OLYMPICS (2)Other Locations Yet May Partake, It's Currently Sydney. Edwin Hermann
Sports & Recreation
O MA OW! MA+CHILD! MAN & CHILD THRIVE ON BREAST LOVE!"One Man And One Woman" = "Marriage." A Child Habitually Involve Lots Dollars/Demands! "Marriage" = "Affirmation, Nurturing, Communication/Commitment/Cooperation/Consecration Happiness/Holiness, Incomparable Love, Devotion/Diligence, Trust/Tenacity, Home, Relation, Integrity, Virtue, Education, Oneness, Natural Beauty! Really Elevates & Affirms Society! Truth!" Love Organic Vegan Edibles! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. (O MA OW refers to pregnancy) 'Marriage Protection Week' was October 12-18, 2003 in the USA. Part of push for an amendment to the US constitution to define 'Marriage is a union of one man with one woman.' APRONYM INSPIRED by the most powerful broadcasts I have heard! The program 'Focus on the Family' airs four times weekdays on WAVA 105.1 FM (from Northern Virginia, USA). At family.org listen to the two-day series for ÊThursday 16 October & Friday 17 October 2003.
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Marriage & Divorce
OMASTAROwner Made Ancient Spiral Train... Alterations Resulted. Angela Brett. (Omastar is Pokemon #139)
Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon
OMASTAR (2)Once Merely Archeological Specimen... Transformed And Reanimated! Angela Brett (Omastar is Pokemon #139)
Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon
OMENObvious Memorable Event, Necromancy Jan Morgan
Religion
OMNIWEBOn Macintosh/ NeXTStep, It Will Enhance Browsing. Angela Brett
Computers:Internet:Web browsers
ONANISM (2)Objects Normally Aren't Nuns... Isn't 'Semenary', Mate! Steve Keate and Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
ON A ROLL (2)One New Acronym -- Randomly Ordered Lyrical Language Gavin Lambert
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
ONCE AND FUTURE KINGOversea, Never, Created Era. Arthur Never Dominated. Fiction, Untrue. Terribly Unreal. Really Evil Konspiracy. Is No Good. Jeff Anonymous
Art & Literature:Myths & Legends:Arthurian Legend
ONCE IN A WHILEOccasionally - Not Consecutively, Erratic In Nature And Without Having Identifiable Lapse Episodes Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Phrases
Time
ONEOdd, Not Even Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics:Numbers
ONE + ONE = TWOOne (Natural Extender) + One (Nine - Eight) = Two (Wedded ==> " One") Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Two (Wedded ==> " One"): Marriage
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Marriage & Divorce
Science:Mathematics:Numbers
ONE (2)Odd Natural Enumerator Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics:Numbers
ONE (3)One! Negative Even! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Science:Mathematics:Numbers
ONE (4)One! Natural Elevator/Empathiser! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Science:Mathematics:Numbers
ONE (5)One! Next Escalate! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Science:Mathematics:Numbers
ONE (6)Over Nil/Negatives Exactly! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Science:Mathematics:Numbers
ONE (7)Obviously No Extras Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics:Numbers
ONE MOREOh No, Even More Overly Ridiculous Effluent. Blair, on hearing that he only needed to do one more acronym to get on the hall of fame.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
ONE STOP TESTING SOLUTIONSOfficials Need Every Single Thing Operating Perfectly? Then Enter Super Testers Incorporated's Nice Gleaming Station. Our Labourers Undertake Technical Inspections Of No Specificity. Angela Brett, thinking that one-stop testing solutions would have to be able to test anything and everything, and would perhaps have designed a single, extremely generalised test. They would, therefore, probably not test any particular thing very well.
Assorted Phrases
ONLY USE IN NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MORTALCOMBATOne New Little Yare Use Stating Enemy Is Naming Names! Obnoxious! "Charles Howard" And Near Cousins! Extremely Terrifying! Opt: Sentences Using Real Verbs Invade Victoriously! Escalate Memorisation Of Real Terrifying Animals! Lions! Cats! Operatingsystems! Mouses! Bats! Anacondas! Termites! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. (see FAIL SAFE!
Commerce:Companies:SIRC
ON/OFF SWITCHOwners Need Occasional Forewarning For Shunning What Isn't To Cure Hunger. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Computers:Do Not Eat
ONOMATOPOEIAOriginal Noise Obviously Mandates Alphabetical Text Ordered Phonetically; Openly Encapsulating Intended Allusion Gavin Lambert
Science:Linguistics
Assorted Nouns:Noises
ONTARIOOur Northern Trees Appear Reddish In October Patricia Rix
Places:States & Regions
ON THE LAWOne Night They Had Extra Labor And Wages Sean Lamb (A train crew is "on the law" when they have exceeded their allowed work time between rest periods)
People & Relationships:Law & Order
Transport:Trains
OOHS AND AHSOldies Ogling Huggable Sprog: Apathetic Neonate Dribbles, 'Awww, How Sweet...' Angela Brett
Assorted Phrases
OOPOne Odious Paradigm Sean Lamb (OOP = Object Oriented Programming)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Programming
OOP (2)Outperforming Older Programs Sean Lamb (OOP = Object Oriented Programming)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Programming
OOSOut Of Service Angela Brett (OOS usually stands for Occupational Overuse Syndrome)
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
OPERATING SYSTEM TENOverhauled Procedures Ensure Reliability - Although This Isn't Necessary Generally. Simple Yet Stylish - This Extends Macintosh Theory.... Excitement & Novelty! Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to Mac OS X.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Software
OPHELIAOur Pathetic Heroine Ends Life In Anguish Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Hamlet, Prince of Denmark
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Hamlet, Prince Of Denmark
OPINIONOne Person's Interpretation... Not Incorrect, Only Nonconforming. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Thoughts
OPPOSITEOther Ponies Pooping On Someone's Immaculate Trojan Exhibition Rico Leffanta
Assorted Nouns
OPRAHOvertly Personable Rich American Host Eric Bridgstock
Entertainment:TV shows:Talk Shows
OPRAH (2)Outgoing Personality Regales American Heartland Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:TV shows:Talk Shows
OPRAH WINFREYOther People Relate Awful Happenings; What If None Found Religion Except You? Rico Leffanta
Entertainment:TV shows:Talk Shows
OPSObstacles Produce Strength Rico Leffanta
Religion:Roman Gods & Goddesses
OPTICALOur Pupils Take In Colours And Light Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science
OPTICAL DRIVEOne-Piece To Inscribe CDs And Load DVD-ROMs, I'm Very Envious Angela Brett, referring to DVD-ROM/CD-RW combo drives.
Computers:Generic Hardware
ORACLEObfuscation-Rich Announcements - Clarity's Lacking Everytime Tony McCoy O'Grady (Oracles never called a spade a spade, and their announcements were always open to misinterpretation)
Religion
ORACLE (2)Online Resource Assisting Clinical Learning/ Education Tony McCoy O'Grady (see DETECTIVE)
Computers:Internet:VA Data Acquisition
ORANGE (2)Ordinary Refreshment; Alton Notes, 'Good Eats!' Sean Lamb (Alton Brown is the host of my favorite cooking show right now, 'Good Eats')
Food & Drink
ORANGESOne's Refreshing Awakener Needs Gentle Extra Squeeze Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink
ORBOne Round Ball Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics:Geometry
ORCHARDOld Remote Castle, Heroes' Abode, Romantically Derelict Tony McCoy O'Grady
MacGirl & KeyBoard
Places:Buildings
ORCHESTRAOur Regular Concert Hall Ensemble Seems To Require Artistes Tony McCoy O'Grady, as an example of something which is worse with NO STRINGS ATTACHED (Wind, Percussion and Strings)
Entertainment:Music
ORCSOverwhelmingly Revolting, Cadaverous Scaries Patricia Rix
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:The Lord of the Rings
ORDER OF THE ARROWObligation Ritual Deems Existence Responsibilities Offerings Founded, Traditions Help Everyone Achieve Recommendations Ranking Of Want Jan Morgan -- Scout honor society to exemplify Scout oath and laws to want to serve recommendations required to enter society and advancement
Sports & Recreation:Scouts
ORDUREOmnivorous Recyclings Dumped Under Rear Evacuations Rico Leffanta
Assorted Nouns
OREGONOriginal Route Engaged, Greatly Opened Nation Jan Morgan - Oregon Trail was an important route to settlers
Places:States & Regions
ORGANOutputs Really Grand Acoustic Noise Eric Bridgstock
Entertainment:Music:Instruments
ORGANICOrganic: Resourcefully Grown And Not Involving Chemicals! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Science:Biology
Food & Drink
ORGANIC (2)Organicvegans' Resource: Generate/Greatest "Apronyms" = "Neat Internal Codes!" Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
ORGANIC HERBOur Rogues Grow A New Investment Crop, Harvesting Each Reader's Balance Angela Brett, in response to some spam on the Apronyms Forums by a company with that name.
Commerce:Companies
Food & Drink:Condiments:Herbs
ORGANISEOrganicvegans Realize God. Advance Neighbors. Innovatively Save Enemies! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Religion
Food & Drink
ORGANIZEOne Really Gains Advantages Now I've Zeroed Everything TMcCO'G
Assorted Verbs
ORIONOften Resplendent In Our Nightsky Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Astronomy
ORLANDOOften Remote, Lets Arden's Nature Develop Obsession Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's As You Like It
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:As You Like It
ORLISTATObesity Reduction Lies In Swallowing Tablets And Training. Angela Brett (Orlistat being a weight-loss drug.)
Drugs
ORPHEUSOrgan Recitals Present Heroic Efforts Under Stress Rico Leffanta
Entertainment:Music
Art & Literature:Myths & Legends:Mythical Creatures
OSAMAOrchestrated Suicide Air Missions, Allegedly Angela Brett, referring to OSAMA BIN LADEN
Names:Famous people
Military:War & Terrorism
OSAMA BIN LADENOne Saudi Arabian Masterminded Airplane Blitz In Newyork - Letting America Drop Explosives Nightly Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:Famous people
Military:War & Terrorism
OSBASTONOne Should Beware A Seven-Times-Over Nincompoop Tony McCoy O'Grady (Osbaston is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as meaning, 'A point made for the seventh time to somebody who insisits that they know exactly what you mean but clearly hasn't got the faintest idea.')
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
OSCAROne Slob Can Accumulate Rubbish Jan Morgan, referring to the Sesame Street monster
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters
OSCAR WILDEOpinionated, Self-Centred, Awful Rogue Wittily Invented Lovingly Designed Epigrams Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Writers
OSHOne Sore Hand Angela Brett (someone from Occupational Safety & Health came to my work to look at people's workstations and tell us how to reduce the risk of OOS. After following her directions on how to use the mouse for the rest of the day, I had a sore wrist.)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
People & Relationships:The Workforce
OSH (2)Only Sarcastically 'Helpful' Angela Brett
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
OSMIDROSISOne Shower Monthly Isn't Decent... Remember, Our Sweat Is Smelly! Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
OSMIUMOverly Solid Metal, Is Usually Mixed Angela Brett. (Osmium is very dense and is mainly used in alloys)
Science:Chemistry:Elements
OSMONDSObtained Success Musically Of Novel Demand, Seventies Jan Morgan -- unusual musical talent enjoyed by those who loved them in the seventies and beyond
Entertainment:Music:Artists
OSSETTOrnate Spare Secretes Extra Toilet Tissue Tony McCoy O'Grady (Ossett is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as meaning, 'A frilly spare-toilet-roll-cosy.')
Household Objects
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
OSTIOver-Sized Titties Inside Angela Brett, after seeing an ad for Osti bras, which come in larger sizes than usual.
Household Objects:Clothing:Underwear
OSTRACIZEOrder Someone To Run Away 'Cause Its Zone Evaporated Rico Leffanta
Assorted Verbs
OS XOur System's Xciting. Tony McCoy O'Grady, after Angela installed Mac OS X.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Software
OTHELLOOn Treacherous Hearsay Evidence, Lover Loses Out Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Othello
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Othello
OUAIS'Oui' Uttered As Informal Sound Angela Brett ('ouais' is one way of spelling the French equivalent of 'yeah')
Science:Linguistics:French Words
Communication:Yesses And Noes
OUNGAHOddly Unpronounceable Name Given A Hamlet Patricia Rix
Places:Towns & Cities:Canada
OUTDOOR LEARNING SKILLSOn Unfamiliar Terrain, Don't Overestimate Own Real-Life Experience... Adventure Roleplaying Night Is Not Good Solid Knowledge If Lost, Lonely, Shivering. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Advice
Sports & Recreation
OUTHOUSEOff Underwear, Then Heave Out Undeniably Stinky Excreta. Angela Brett
Places:Buildings:The 'Little Room'
OUTLAWSOld Uncles Talking Laughingly About Wayward Sisters Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Law & Order
OUT OF HEREOnce Under That Old Fence, He'll Evasively Run East Angela Brett
Assorted Phrases
People & Relationships:Law & Order
OVERBOARDOutrageous Voyage Enables Romance Between Outrageous Adults Romantically Deprived Rico Leffanta
Entertainment:Movies
OVERHEADOne's Viewers Engage & React, Having Eyeballed A Diagram Tony (Overhead projectors made presentations much easier to assimilate for the audience in a conference/school)
Communication:Presentations
OVERHEAD (2)Obscured Visuals Effectively Reduce How Everyone Appreciates Diagram Tony (It only takes one person to stand and block out the presentation)
Communication:Presentations
OVERHEAD (3)Optical Viewer's Expensive - Resources Have Entered A Deficit Tony (Overhead projectors don't often get as much use as imagined when they were being argued for)
Communication:Presentations
OVERWORKEDOne's Very Extended (Regularly Working Overtime) Really Knackered Every Day Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:The Workforce
OWEN SOUNDOntario's Wonderful Escarpment Neatly Surrounds Our Undeniably Nice Downtown Patricia Rix, saying: It is the most beautiful city, geographically, in all S. Ontario, with the old section nestled in the valley at the river's mouth, the escarpment providing dramatic beauty and a natural windbreak and green space, and the newer malls and car lots up on the top where you can't see them.
Places:Towns & Cities:Canada
OWLOverhead When Lightless Gavin Lambert and Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Animals:Birds
OWLSOn Wing, Like Seagulls Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Animals:Birds
OWLS (2)Ornithologists Will Lack Sleep Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Animals:Birds
OWLS (3)Occult Wings Lift Silently Patricia Rix
Science:Biology:Animals:Birds
OWLS (4)Old Wise Learned Souls Mick Bridgstock
Science:Biology:Animals:Birds
OWNEROnce Whispers Now Embodied Reality Rico Leffanta
Assorted Nouns
OXYGENObviously Xeric, Yet Greatly Essential Necessity. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry:Elements
OYSTEROh Yes! Sexy Tingling Excitement Results Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink
OYSTER (2)Ohhh Yeahhhh... Shellfish That Exaggerates Randiness Angela Brett, trying for the last 'O' entry.
Food & Drink
OZONEOcean Zephyrs - Our Noses Enchanted Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry
PAPaternal Ancestor Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Family
PA (2)Paternal Android Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Family
PACERPrecursive Athlete Can Enliven Runner Tony McCoy O'Grady
Sports & Recreation
PACIFICPalms, Atolls, Castaways, Inspiration For Imaginative Children Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Waterways
PACKAGINGProperly, A Carton Keeps All Goods Inside Neatly Grouped Angela Brett
Assorted Nouns
PACKAGING (2)Presentation Acknowledges Consumers Know All Glitz Is Necessarily Gold Melanie Merswolke
Assorted Nouns
PACKAGING (3)Paper And Cardboard - Keep Away - 'Glitz' Is Needless Garbage! Tony McCoy O'Grady, after reading PACKAGING (2) and saying that the environmentally aware might prefer something a bit more conservative.
Assorted Nouns
PACKRATITISPerson Accumulating Crap; Keeps Really Ancient Things Indefinitely, Taking Infinite Storage. Gavin Lambert, explaining why he has so many old computers.
Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
PACMANPositively A Classic Macversion Available Now Tony McCoy O'Grady
Computers:Games:Game Characters
Computers:Games
PACTProsper And Collect Taxes Rico Leffanta
Politics
PADDLEPropel A Dugout During Liquid Escapade Tony McCanoe O'Grady
Transport
PADDYParticularly Angry , Don't Destroy Yourself Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships
PAGANSPray - And Get Afterlife's Necessities Secured Tony McCoy O'Grady (see SHOVE OFF)
Religion
Words & Wordplay:Rudeness:Rude Advertising Slogans
PAGANS (2)Please Accept God As New Saviour Angela Brett
Religion
PAGANS (3)Preaching Alternate Gods, All Naive Sinners Angela Brett
Religion
PAIGEPart Angel, In Godless Episodes Angela Brett (Paige is a part-angel, part-witch character in the TV series 'Charmed'. I expect that the show would be labelled 'Godless' by some religious zealots because of the witches and other supernatural creatures in it, so it's interesting that it should have angels.)
Names:First names:Female
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters
PAINPrescribe Anaesthetic, It'll Numb. Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
PAIN (3)Palpitations Ache In Neglect Jan Morgan
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
PAINTPalate Assaulted, It's Not Tasty Steve Keate
Food & Drink
PAINT (2)Pleasing And Incredibly Nutritious. Truely. Steve Keate, balancing his negative PAINT expansion after reading Tony's GLOSS etc.
Food & Drink:Home(-cooked) Improvement:Paint
PAIN (TWO) (ONE)Parentheses Activate Interesting Novelty That We Only Occasionally Need Encounter Tony McCoy O'Grady, when he began a forum thread called 'PAIN (2)' but since there was one post in the thread, it was displayed in the thread list as 'PAIN (2) (1)'
Communication:Acronyms Forums
PAISLEYPerfect, Although It's Small... Like Embryo / Young Angela Brett, who went to Paisley, Ontario, to meet the Rixes.
Places:Towns & Cities:Canada
PAKISTANPopulous As Karachi Is, Still Truly Agricultural Nation. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
PALPeace At Last unknown origin - actually stands for Phase Alteration Line. Referring to the US/Europe TV standards war.
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
PALAMONPally Allegiance Lumbered After Maiden's Openly Noted Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's (and/or John Fletcher's) The Two Noble Kinsmen
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:The Two Noble Kinsmen
PALESTINEPlease, All... Let's End Schismatic Terrorism (Israel's No Exception!) Angela Brett
Religion
Places:Countries
Military:War & Terrorism
PALINDROMEPut All Letters In New Direction Reverse Or Mirror Effect Apronymous Anonymous
Words & Wordplay
PALMPeople Analyse Lines Mystically Angela Brett
Religion
PALM DATABASEPerhaps... Angela Likes Mobile Data, And The Acronyms Belong At Sides Everywhere! Angela Brett, when someone searched for Palm Database on the Acronyms website. Perhaps the searcher was wondering if the acronyms were available in some kind of database format for Palm OS handheld computers. They aren't, but if I knew how to I wouldn't mind making them available that way.
Computers
PALM DATABASE (2)Portable And Little, My Digital Assistant's The Absolute Best - Although Somewhat Expensive Tony McCoy O'Grady
Computers
PALM DATABASE (3)Predictions Are Logged, Making Divinations Available To All. Browse And Spot Errors. Angela Brett - Perhaps mystics keep records of all their predictions so they can check up on them later and see if they were right... or maybe just for examples to show learning palm readers.
Religion
PALM DATABASE (4)Predictions Are Like Men: Dumb And Tiresome - And Basically A Silly Exercise Tony McCoy O'Grady, after reading PALM DATABASE (3) and noting that Palmists are nearly always female.
Religion
People & Relationships:Genderalisations
PALM DATABASE (5)Practising Arborists Learn Much, Devouring All Teaching About Breeds And Species Etc. Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Plants:Trees
PALMSPredict A Life, Mystics Say Angela Brett
Religion
PALM TREESPretty, A Large Mature Tree, Regions Elevates Elements, Sunshine Jan Morgan - Elevates Elements = Raised Weather temperatures
Science:Biology:Plants:Trees
PALOMINOPlanning Another Launch, One Manufacturer Is Now Online Sean Lamb (Palomino was AMD's code name for their Athlon line of processors)
Computers:Generic Hardware
Names:Code Names
PALSPersonable And Likeable Soulmates Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships
PALTRYPathetic Amount, Likely To Revolt You Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Adjectives
PALTRY (2)Puny Allotment Leaves The Recipient Yearning Melanie Merswolke
Assorted Adjectives
PALTRY (3)Piddling Amount - Less Than Required - Yuck! Patricia Rix
Assorted Adjectives
PANAMAPlease Attack Noriega And Make Amends joybutton (not his real name *grin*)
Places:Countries
PANAMA (2)Pick A Number And Move Aside joybutton
Places:Countries
PANAMA (3)Perhaps America's Narcotics Agents Messed About. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
PANDAParticular About Native Diet, Apparently Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Animals
PANGAMYPromiscuity Amongst No-Good Adults Made You! Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
PANICPeople Act Nonsensically In Crisis Angela Brett, 35 minutes before the deadline of a group PROJECT.
People & Relationships:Emotions
PANIC (2)People Are Now Imitating Chickens Angela Brett, when the server on which the Apronyms site is hosted was accidentally deleted. Luckily not many headless chicken impersonations were performed, as I had backups of almost everything.
People & Relationships:Emotions
PANTHERProwls Around Nature Trails, Heartily Enjoying Raccoons Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Animals
PANTHER (3)People All Need To Have Expose, Right? Angela Brett ('Expose' is one of the new features in Mac OS X 10.3, code-named 'Panther')
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Software
Names:Code Names:Apple
PANTHER (4)Please Add No Translations, Have Extra Room Angela Brett (most people will benefit from not installing all the languages in Mac OS X 10.3 Panther, as they take up extra disk space and installation time.)
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Software
Names:Code Names:Apple
PANTHER (5)Panicked Angela Needs Technical Help, Everything's Ruined! Angela Brett, who eventually had to do a clean install of Panther after having problems with the normal installation.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Software
Names:Code Names:Apple
PANTIESPair Always Neatly Threaded Into Equivocal Single Rico Leffanta
Household Objects:Clothing:Underwear
PANTIES (2)Pulled Away, Naked Twat Is Exposed Sensationally Rico Leffanta
Household Objects:Clothing:Underwear
PANTIES (3)Protection Against Nighttime Temptation Into Erotic Session Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects:Clothing:Underwear
PANZERProbably Australia-New Zealand Emergency Refreshment Rico Leffanta
Food & Drink:Drinks
PAPABEARPauses Aren't Particularly Annoying Because Exponential Assignment's Rough. Angela Brett, while typing to someone called PapaBear on IRC, not minding his long pauses because she was also working on an assignment involving infinite exponentials.
Names
PAPERPrecious And Passionate Emerging Romance Angela Brett, referring to what is traditionally the paper (1st) wedding anniversary.
Time:Special Occasions:Wedding Anniversaries
PAPER (2)Parchment Advances Produced Economical Replacement Tony Moore
Household Objects
PAP SMEARPrecaution Against Papilloma - Some Must Endure A Retest. Angela Brett, after reading http://www.newscientist.com/news/news.jsp?id=ns99992601
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
PAPUA NEW GUINEAParts Are Primitive - Uplanders Almost Never Encounter Westerners. Generally Upland Inhabitants Not Economically Active. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
PARACHUTEPersons Abandoning Rushing Aircraft Can Hurtle Uncomfortably To Earth Tony McCoy O'Grady
Sports & Recreation:Parachuting
PARACHUTE JUMPINGPeople Aboard Racing Aircraft Can Hear Umpteen Terrified Exiters Judiciously Uttering Many Prayers - I Need God! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Sports & Recreation:Parachuting
PARADESPublic's Annual Routine Anticipates Day, Event Strolling Jan Morgan
Time:Special Occasions
PARAGUAYPolitically A Republic After Government Under Army Yoke. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
PARALLEL LINESPartings Are Rigidly Applied, Logical Legalities Exclude Lines Lurching Into Nexus - Eternally Separated Tony McCoy O'Grady, who always wondered why concentric circles do not qualify as 'parallel'.
Science:Mathematics:Geometry
PARAMEDICPatients At Roadside Are Medicated, Eventually Doctors Intervene Clinically Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Healthcare Occupations
PARAMEDIC (2)Provides Assistance (Road Accident) / (Medical Emergency) & Delivers Into Casualtyward Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Healthcare Occupations
PARASCENDINGPerson (And Rope And Speedboat) Can Elevate Nicely, Drifting If Not Gliding Tony McCoy O'Grady
Sports & Recreation:Parachuting
PARISPeople Always Remember Iron Structure Eric Bridgstock
Places:Towns & Cities
PARIS (2)Perfume Always Rejuvenates Innate Sensuality Rico Leffanta
Places:Towns & Cities
PARIS (3)Perhaps Apple's Redesigning Its System? Sean Lamb (Paris was Apple's code name for the Macintosh II)
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
Names:Code Names:Apple
PARKPut Away Resting Kart Angela Brett
Transport
PARK (2)Playground Amuses Rowdy Kindergarteners Angela Brett
Places
PARK (3)Playground Amuses Restless Kids Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places
PARK (4)Playing Achieves Recreation, Kids Jan Morgan & Remington Morgan
Places
Sports & Recreation
PARLIAMENTPoliticians Are Rogues Living In A Mendacious Environment, Never Trustworthy! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Politics
PAROLLESPromises Are Regularly Overturned - Little Loyalty Ever Shown Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's All's Well That Ends Well
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:All's Well That Ends Well
PARSERProgrammed Algorithm Reading Sentences, Expressions, Runes Gavin Lambert
Computers
PASCALPressure And Stress Calculations Are Lengthy Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Mathematics:Measurement
PASSING TIMEPausing As Seconds Slide Into Nothing, Going Toward Inevitable Mind's-End Angela Brett
Time
Sports & Recreation:Relaxation
PASSIONPerhaps A Shabby Sensation Indicating Onerous Needs Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Emotions
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
PASSIVE SMOKINGPeople Around Smokers Should Indicate Vehement Exceptions! Secondary Mischief Often Kills Innocent Non-Gaspers Tony McCoy O'Grady
Drugs:Tobacco
PASSWORDPick Alphanumeric Symbols, Sans Words Of Reputable Dictionaries. Angela Brett
Computers
PASSWORD (2)People Actually Seem Stupid Working Outside Required Directives Dundee
Commerce
PASSWORD (3)Private And Secret Spelling Which Operator Requires -- Damn Tony McCoy O'Grady
Computers
PASSWORD (4)Perhaps A Security System Which Often Restricts Doorways Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Nouns
PASTAParboil, Add Sauce - That's All! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink
PAST AND PRESENTPrevious And Subsequent Times Are Naturally Distinguished - Previous's Remembering, Experiencing's Subsequent. Extempore, Now's Then. Angela Brett, who wishes she could think of a better word than 'Subsequent'
Time
PASTEPictures And Simple Text Entered Tony McCoy O'Grady
Computers
PASTRYPick Another Strudel To Rejuvinate Yourself Rico Leffanta
Food & Drink
PATCHESPretty Active Tabby Cat Hums Ever Sweetly Jan Morgan
Names:Pet Names
PATENTPrior Art Treated Egregiously, Not Trusted Sean Lamb (the patent office is called to terms by the W3C with prior art on Eolas's web embedding patent)
People & Relationships:Law & Order
PATENT (2)Patent Application Truthful? Eolas Needs Tutoring Sean Lamb (the patent office is called to terms by the W3C with prior art on Eolas's web embedding patent)
Computers:Internet
People & Relationships:Law & Order
PATHETICPeople Against The Hypothesis Earth Travels In Circles Rico Leffanta
Assorted Adjectives
Science:Astronomy
PATHOLOGYPerusing A Tissue'e Health (Or Lack) Of Geriatrics & Youths Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology
PATRICIAParenting All Those Rixes Ideally, Caused Inopportune Ageing? Tony McCoy O'Grady (At times all parents feel prematurely aged!)
Names:Acronymists
PATRICIA (2)Parenting All Those Rixes Is Creditable Intellectual Achievement George Rix
Names:Acronymists
PATRICIA (3)Parenting And Training Rixes Is Creator's Inspired Assignment George Rix
Names:Acronymists
PATRICIA (4)Piety And Temperance Remain Incontrovertible Characteristics, Inducing Apathy Patricia Rix
Names:Acronymists
PATRICIA (5)Patricia And Tony: Rivals In Creating Interesting Acronyms Patricia Rix
Names:Acronymists
PATRICIA (7)Particularly Artistic Temperament Results In Creating Incredible Acronyms Patricia Rix and Rob Rix
Names:Acronymists
PATRICIA (8)Place Acronyms, Then Rhymes, Into Cereal Illegal Activities. Angela Brett
Names:Acronymists
PATRICIA (9)Particularly Attracted To Roguish Irishman's Careful, Imaginative Acronyms Patricia Rix
Names:Acronymists
PATRICIA (10)Pets And Toys Really Interest Child Inside Adult Patricia Rix
Names:Acronymists
PATRICIA (11)Placename Acronyms Tackled Regularly - Is Clan Intensely Acronymic Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:Acronymists
PATRICKPicked A Trefoil, Religiously Instructing Celtic King Tony McCoy O'Grady - Saint Patrick is reputed to have used a shamrock to show the three-in-one nature of the Holy Trinity to an Irish king
Religion:Saints
PATRIOTPerson Acclaiming Territorial 'Romance' Is Often Terrorist Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships
Military:War & Terrorism
PATTIPotatoes And Turnips Taste Incredible Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:You Are What You Eat
PATTONPicture About Truly Terrifying Officer - No? Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:Movies
PAULProbably An Undersized Lad Angela Brett, because according to http://www.surebaby.com/page67.html, the name Paul means 'small'.
Names:First names:Male
PAUL (2)Pathetic Adult Used Lust Jan Morgan - Someone I know
Names:First names:Male
PAULAPlease Act Ultimately Like Adult Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
PAUPERPoor And Unfortunate Person - Evidently Ravenous Angela Brett
People & Relationships
PAUSEPlainly A Uniquely Short Easement Tony McCoy O'Grady
Time
PAYCHEQUEPlease Accept You Can't Have Everything - Quite Unstable Economy. Angela Brett
Commerce:Money
PAYCHEQUE (2)Please, As Your Credit Has Expired, Quit Undue Extravagance! Patricia Rix
Commerce:Money
PAYDAYPerfect, As Your Debts Arrived Yesterday! Angela Brett
Time
Commerce:Money
PAYROLLPlease Accept Your Raise (Or Lowering) Lief. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:The Workforce
PCPlastic Crap Tony McCoy O'Grady
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Windows
PC (2)Pathetic Creation Tony McCoy O'Grady
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Windows
PC (3)Passable Calculators Tony McCoy O'Grady
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Windows
PC (4)Poor Compromises Tony McCoy O'Grady
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Windows
PC (5)Piss Can Dustan Dowsing
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Windows
PC (6)Please Crush! Steve Keate
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Windows
PC (7)Persistently Crashes Angela Brett
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Windows
PCI-EPurchasing Computers In Excess Sean Lamb (PCI-E is an acronym for a new graphics bus, the PCI Express; it may launch a wave of new computer purchases)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Generic Hardware
PCMCIAPeople Can't Memorise Conputer Industry Acronyms. Acronymious Anonymous. (PCMCIA actually stands for Personal Computer Memory Card International Association, but nobody can ever remember that!)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
PC ROMANCE (2)Private Chat Room: Old Maids Actually Nastily Claim Exoticism Jeff Anonymous
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
Computers:Internet
PCS FOR EVERPathetic Computers Sometimes Fail Over Rotten Entrails, Viruses Enter Readily Tony McCoy O'Grady
Computers:Windows
PC USERPerfect Consumer - Uses Some Expensive Rubbish Steve Keate
Computers:Windows
PDAPointer Directs Actions Tony McCoy O'Grady (PDA usually stands for Personal Digital Assistant)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers
PDQPerform - Don't Question! Angela Brett (PDQ usually stands for Pretty Darn Quick)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms:Conversational
PEACEPerhaps Enmity's At Complete End Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships
Military
PEACE IN OUR TIMEPathetic Englishman's Airport Claim. Evil Intentioned Nazis Obviously Unreliable. Resulting Turmoil Involved Millions Exterminated Tony McCoy O'Grady
History
People & Relationships:Thoughts:Misconceptions
PEANUTPaste's Edible And Nutritious Upon Toast Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink
PEANUT (2)Peckish Eaters Are Nibbling Unopened Treats Sean Lamb (peanuts always seem to taste better when you have to get them out of their shells first)
Food & Drink
PEARPreferably Eaten All Runny Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink
PEARLPassion Exhibits A Rare Longevity Angela Brett, referring to what is traditionally the pearl (30th) wedding anniversary.
Time:Special Occasions:Wedding Anniversaries
PEARL OF GREAT PRICEPerceptive Eternal Answers, Rarely Learned Only For Good Reasons. Everlasting Accurate Truth Perfectly Recommended Is Carefully Exact Jan Morgan - LDS Important Reading
Religion
PEBBLEPedestrian Evidently Bashed Boot, Limping Erratically Tony McCoy O'Graaaaaady
People & Relationships:Disaster
PEDANTProfessional Exhibit Displaying Angela's Natural Talent Rico Leffanta, when Angela pointed out that Maori and wahine shouldn't be pluralised with the letter s.
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
PEDANT (2)Person, Educator, Does Algebra 'N' Trigonometry Jeff Anonymous, explaining that a pedant is a male schoolteacher.
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
PEDANT (3)Picky Extremist Doesn't Accept New Terminologies Tony McCoy O'Grady, pointing out that pedant is also a term for someone who is too 'pedantic' about matters of grammar and the use of words.
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
PEDANT (4)Peruses Each Dictionary And Notes Troubles. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
PEDANT (5)Peruses Every Day A New Thesaurus. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
PEDANT (6)Pedagogue Expects Discipline And No Truancy Angela Brett
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
PEDANTRYPlumbum Est. Don't Alter Nixages/Notation, That's Rather Yucky. Jeff Anonymous, in response to PENCIL (5) If anyone can think of a better N word for an ending, let me know.
Words & Wordplay
PEDESTRIANSPeople Evading Drivers - Eventually Squashed! They're Regularly Included As Newspaper Statistics Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport
PEDIGREE CHARTPersonal Effort Determines Interlocking Generations, Respecting Every Evidence, Chooses Heritage At Relations Task Jan Morgan - a form used in organizing a family for genealogy purposes
People & Relationships:Family
PEEPING TOMPervert Enjoys Entering Porperty Inspecting Neighbour's Genitals, Then Openly Masturbating Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
PEGASUSPony (Enchanted) Galloping Around Starlit Unicorn Stallions Rico Leffanta
Art & Literature:Myths & Legends:Mythical Creatures
PEGGYPretty Easy Girl Gets You! Rico Leffanta
Names:First names:Female
PELICANPeculiarly Enlarged 'Lip' Is Convenient As Net Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Animals:Birds
PELICAN (2)Perhaps Explains Lost Infant Canine - Avian Nibbled! Patricia Rix (my Australian friend told me pelicans would take chihuahua pups!)
Science:Biology:Animals:Birds
PENPaper-Embellishing Nib Angela Brett
Household Objects
Communication
PENCILPlease Erase Non-Correct Illustrations/ Letters Angela Brett
Household Objects
Communication
PENCIL (2)Prudish Euphemistic Name Concerns Its Lead Patricia Rix
Household Objects
Communication
PENCIL (3)People Enjoy Nice Colours In 'Leads' Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects
Communication
PENCIL (4)Printing Enabled. Notable Contribution Is Lead! Roger Williams
Household Objects
Communication
PENCIL (5)Plumbus's Excluded, Now Carbon's In Lieu Tony McCoy O'Grady, in response to PENCIL (4). Pencils have never, ever contained lead. Carbon in the form of graphite has been misnamed for ages. (See PEDANTRY for a correction.)
Household Objects
Communication
PENGUINPending Extinction - Not Going Up In Numbers Angela Brett, thinking of the Yellow-Eyed Penguin, although I don't know whether the numbers are going up or not.
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
Science:Biology:Animals:Birds
PENISPinkish, Erectile Needle Injects Semen. Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Body Parts
PENIS (2)Particularly Enlarged, Now Incredibly Stiff Matthew Oram
Science:Biology:Body Parts
PENIS (3)Prominent Erection Needs Immediate Satisfying Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
Science:Biology:Body Parts
PENIS (4)Penetrating Entity Needed In Sex Apronymous Anonymous
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
PENNILESSPenury's Evident Now, Nincompoop Is Lamenting Every Shilling Spent Tony McCoy O'Grady
Commerce:Money
PENNSYLVANIAPenned Enterprising Necessities, Noteworthy State, Yankees Liberty Victorious, A Nation's Independence Awarded Jan Morgan - this is where the declaration of independence was penned
Places:States & Regions
PENTAGONPoor Economic Numbers? Target Arabian Gulf Oil Nation! Chris Kjelgaard
Military:War & Terrorism
PENTAGON (2)President Employs "Nucular" Threat Argument, Guaranteeing Overthrows, Naturally Chris Kjelgaard
Military:War & Terrorism
PENTAGON (3)Politicians Envisage New Targets As Greed Opportunities Narrow Chris Kjelgaard
Military:War & Terrorism
PENTAGON (4)Purchases Endlesss New Tanks, Aircraft, Guns, Ordnance, Napalm Chris Kjelgaard
Military:Weapons
PENTAGON (5)President's Edict: No Terrorists Active, Grab Oil Now! Chris Kjelgaard
Military:War & Terrorism
PENTAGON (6)Practises Every Night To Attack Governments, Overthrow Nations Chris Kjelgaard
Military
PENTAGON (7)Potentially Every New Terrorism Alert Generates Offensive Now Chris Kjelgaard
Military:War & Terrorism
PENTAGON (8)Posits Enemies, Nuclear Threats And Gets Official Nod Chris Kjelgaard
Military
PENTAGON (9)Patriotism Excuse Now To Attack Gulf Oil Nations Chris Kjelgaard
Military:War & Terrorism
PENTAGON (10)Practically Every Newly Trained Army Grunt Overseas Now Chris Kjelgaard
Military
PENTAQUARKPhysics Experimenters Noticed That Assumed Quintets Unquestionably Are Real. Kudos! Angela Brett
Science:Physics:Particles
PENTAQUARKSPositively Extending 'Normal' Tetrads, Anti-Quark Units Are Really Kinda Strange Angela Brett (according to http://www.phy.ohiou.edu/~hicks/thplus/pentaquark.html For the exotic pentaquark under study here, the valence quarks consist of two up quarks, two down quarks, and one strange antiquark)
Science:Physics:Particles
PENTHOUSEPublished Erotic Nudes That Hadn't Obviously Used Spraybrush Experts TMcCO'G
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
Communication:Periodicals
PEPCIDPill Eliminates Perilous Common Indigestion Daily Jeff Anonymous (see TACO BELL)
Drugs
PEPPERPiquant Exotic Powder Promises Enjoyable Repast Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink:Condiments
PEPPERYParticularly Explosive & Pungent - Paprika Effectively Reddens You Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink:Condiments
PEPSICOPeople Employed Peddling Sugar In Carbonated Offerings Tony McCoke O'Grady
Commerce:Companies
Food & Drink:Drinks
PEPSI COLAPathetic Emulatory Product, Silly Idea Copying Original Liquid Aliment Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink:Drinks
PEPSI COLA (2)People's Evident Preference. Sculley's Is Coke, On Labelless Appraisal. Angela Brett, because when John Sculley (then president of Pepsi Cola) took the 'Pepsi challenge' he picked Coca Cola as being the nicest tasting cola, although most people chose Pepsi as long as the brands were not identified beforehand.
Food & Drink:Drinks
PERCIVALPerhaps Espied Renowned Chalice In Venerable Arthurian Legend Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Myths & Legends:Arthurian Legend
PERDITAPerilously Exposed. Restored Daughter Is Then Affianced Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's The Winter's Tale
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:The Winter's Tale
PERFECTPicky Evaluators Rarely Find Everything's Completely Tiptop Angela Brett
Assorted Adjectives
PERFECT (2)Pun Experts: Ready For Expansions? Call Tony! Angela Brett, since Tony's acronyms are generally of very high quality.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
PERFORMANCE INCENTIVEPeople Envisage Rich Financial Offerings. Really, Merely A Nice Cookie Elicits Improved Neural Capability. Employees' 'Need' To Indulge Valuably Exploited. Angela Brett, who has been bribed with chocolate chip cookies to do work. The trick is to get the cookies in advance, and then take a long time to finish the work so that you can get more and more cookies as the briber's desperation grows.
People & Relationships:The Workforce
PERICLESPathos Endured Results In Complex Life's Eventual Solution Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Pericles
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Pericles
PERKSPeople Employed Regularly Keep 'Souvenirs' Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:The Workforce
PERSEIDSParticles Entering Remote Stratosphere Emit Illuminations During Summertime. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Astronomy
PERSIANPokemon Evolution Refines Scratchcat Into Aesthetic Nuisance Angela Brett (Persian is Pokemon #53)
Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon
PERSISTENTPersonal Energy Resolved Somehow Into Something Terminally Enhancing, Not Temporary. Ray Piper
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
PERSONALITYProperty Expressing Real Self Often Not Altogether Liked - Is That You! Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships
PERSPIRATIONPeople's Exudations Ret Skin's Pores In Rivulets, Although This Is Often Nasty Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology
PERUPopulation's Expansion Rises Uphill. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
PERVERTSPeople Each Requiring Vasectomies, Enjoy Raping The Susceptible. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
PESOPlease Empty Sack Out Rico Leffanta
Commerce:Money
PETERPontiff Eventually To Evangelise Rome Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion:Bible books
Religion:Saints
PETER, PETER, PUMPKIN EATERPrincipal's Eating Turns Exotic: Repasts Particularly Extend To Eating Ripe Pumpkins. Unhappy Missus Proves Kindly In Not Eschewing A Technically Edible Room. Patricia Rix
Art & Literature:Nursery Rhymes
PETER QUINCEPlaywright's Efforts Towards 'Exact' Rehearsals Quite Unarguably Indicate Neurotic Character Elements Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:A Midsummer Night's Dream
PETROLPrehistoric Extinction! This Revolutionised Our Locomotion. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport
PETROL (2)Prefer Engines That Run On Light Angela Brett
Transport
PETROL IN YOUR TANKPerforming Experiment That Relies On Lexical Imagery, No, Yes Or Uncertain Results Twisted Affimatively, Nothing's Known. Angela Brett, after reading in the booklet which came with the SUGAR FREE RED BULL that 'studies show it also gives you a bit of extra petrol in your tank.' I certainly hope this is only a metaphor, as I have no car and would worry about where they put my free petrol, but how exactly can a study prove or disprove a vague metaphor?
Science
Food & Drink:Drinks
PETRUCHIOPerversity Effects Taming - Resolution Unfolds Complete Harmony In Opposites Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's The Taming of the Shrew
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:The Taming of the Shrew
PETTERPerson Enamoured Tries Touching Erogenous Regions Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
PETTER (2)Personal Experiences Too Tempestuous? Eschew Revelations! Tony McCoy O'Grady, when Patricia responded to his PETTER (and the unsuccessful search on the website for that word) with, 'No personal experience here!)
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
PFALTZGRAFFPeople's Food's Always Lots Tastier, Zippier, Given Really Astonishingly Fine Foodware Patricia Rix - Pfaltzgraff is a very beautiful, very high quality stoneware made in the U.S.A.
Household Objects:Eating Utensils
PHALLUSPretense Holding Any Long Length Ushers Satisfaction Rico Leffanta
Science:Biology:Body Parts
PHASEPeriodic Happenings Around Some Event TMcCO'G
Time
PHASERPlease Have A Stun Effect Ready Angela Brett (apparently "set your phasers to stun" is a common command in Star Trek)
Military:Weapons
PH.D.Pathetically Haughty Dunce Carl Brett
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Education:Qualifications
PHIL'Philip' Has Identifier Limited Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:First names:Male
PHIL (2)Praenomen Has Insufficent Letters Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:First names:Male
PHILADELPHIAPortrays Hero's Intriguing Life And Details Evolving Life-Problems. He's Infected - AIDS! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:Movies
PHILANTHROPYPlainly Humanity Is Loved - And Normally This Has Romantic Overtones & Pecuniary Yield Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships
PHILANTHROPY (2)Past Hippy In Los Angeles Now Throws His Riches On Poor Yuppys C. Frost, E.C.V. #49
People & Relationships
PHILATELISTPerson Hoarding Interesting Letter Adornments To Examine & Lookup In Stamp Tomes Angela Brett
People & Relationships
Communication
PHILIPPINESPeople Hated Its Leaders, In Particular People Into Needless Expensive Shoes. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
PHILOSOPHERSPeople Here, In Life, On Some Opportune Planet... How Extremely Remarkable Sounding! Angela Brett
Religion
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
PHILOSOPHY AT WORKPerhaps He Is Looking On, Seeing Our Procrastination... "Heaven, You?! A Terrible Waste Of Resources, Klutz!" Angela Brett, although that expansion better describes theology at work.
Religion
People & Relationships:The Workforce
PHOBIAPhears Have Overtaken Because I'm Anxious Patricia Rix
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments:Mental Illness
PHONEMESPrimary Hearing Objects - Nearly Every Morpheme Employs Several Angela Brett
Science:Linguistics
PHOSPHORUSPilots Have Over-Supply. Potentially Hellfire Objects Relayed Unto Scene Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry:Elements
PHOTOCOPIERPlace Hand On Top Of Copier & One's Palm Is Endlessly Reproduced Tony McXerox O'Grady
Science:Electronics
PHOTOGRAPHPeople Have One Taken Occasionally, Get Ready And Pose Happily Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Nouns
PHOTONParticle Helps One Talk Over Networks Tony McCoy O'Grady - who sincerely hopes that photons operate in fiber-optics
Communication
Science:Physics:Particles
PHOTON (2)Positives' Harness On Those Others (Negatives.) Angela Brett (photons are the 'particles' which give rise to the electromagnetic force, the force which famously makes opposites attract.)
Science:Physics:Particles
PHYLLISPlease Have Your Love Life In Secret! Rico Leffanta
Names:First names:Female
PHYSICSProfession Has Young Scientists Investigating Complex Spaces Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Physics
PHYSICS (2)Puzzling Heuristics; Your Scientific Information Contains Spuriosities Gavin Lambert, after Angela corrected the credit for PROTON (2)
Science:Physics
PIPatternless Irrational Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics:Numbers
PI (2)Perfectly Irrational MLF
Science:Mathematics:Numbers
PI (3)Pi Irrational Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Statement about one of math's most useful & well-known transcendentals. Sound-alike "Pie Irrational!" (Unhealthy!) Most pies are oversweetened with refined sugar & theingredients are not all organic & vegan (Unhealthy!)
Food & Drink
Science:Mathematics:Numbers
PIANOPlay In A Nice Order Jason Wilcox
Entertainment:Music:Instruments
PIANO (2)Played In All Nice Orchestras Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:Music:Instruments
PIANO (3)Pleasing Instrument Acoustically, Numerous Octaves. Eric Bridgstock
Entertainment:Music:Instruments
PICARDPerson In Charge Aboard Roving Dreadnaught Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:Star Trek
PICCOLOPrinciple Is Clear - Cover Over Little Openings Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:Music:Instruments
PICHUPikachu Infant. Cries Horribly, Unpeacefully. Jeff Anonymous (Pichu, Pokemon #172, is a baby Pikachu.)
Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon
PICKAXPlease Ignore Craggy Kaves. Awkay, Xplore! Jeff Anonymous, on what could be consdered a good tool for spelunkers.
Sports & Recreation
PICNICPolite Intercourse Could Not Impede Copulation Rico Leffanta
Entertainment:Movies
PICNIC (2)Party In Countryside Necessitating Insect Condiments Rico Leffanta
Science:Biology:Insects:Edible(?)
PICTUREPales In Comparison To Unadulterated Real Event Angela Brett
Art & Literature
PICTURE (2)Pretty In Color, Tints Usually Relinquish Eventually Jan Morgan
Art & Literature
PIDGEYPlaying In Dirt Gets Eyes Yucky Angela Brett (Pidgey is Pokemon #16)
Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon
PIECEPartial Item - Especially Capturing Essence Angela Brett and Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Nouns
PIECE OF CAKE!Pie Investment Extravagant! Chefs Extraordinaire! Overpriced! Full/Fool Customer Adaptabily! Kitchens! Expedited! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Food & Drink
PIECE OF CAKE! (2)Perfect Invention! Examine! Commandeer Executive Officers! Fully Computerise Assemblyline! Kindly Expedite! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Assorted Phrases
PIECE OF CAKE! (3)Peace Invasion! Examine Computers! Execution Order: Fillers! Cakers! Assemble Kinder Elevators! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Bakery acquires another bakery and gives raises toall.
Food & Drink
Commerce
PIECE OF CAKE! (4)Piece Intervention! Examine Computer Execution Of Following: Cake Assemblyline! Kindly Expedite! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Food & Drink
Science:Electronics
PIGPork Is Good! Angela Brett
Food & Drink
Science:Biology:Animals
PIG (2)Pretentious Idiot's Glory John Richard Jones
People & Relationships:Insults
PIG LATINPhrasing Is Genuine Language, Adults Think It Nonsensical Onitay Ackoymay Radiogay
Science:Linguistics
PIG LATIN (2)Partially Intelligent Gibberish Leaves Adults Totally Ignorant, Normally Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Linguistics
PIG TAILSPretty If Girl's, They Aren't Ideal Lads' Style. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene
PIKACHUPokemon Is Keeping Animation Creators Happy & Unstarved! Angela Brett (Pikachu is Pokemon #25)
Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon
PIKEPointed Implement Kills Enemies Sean Lamb (dictionary.com lists one definition as "A long spear formerly used by infantry.")
Military:Weapons
PIMASTERParticular Irrational's Memorised, A Superimportant Transcendental's Effortlessly Recited. Angela Brett
Names:Acronymists
PIMASTER (2)Pedantic Imbecile Masquerading As Scintillating Teacher Enlightening Riffraff. PiMaster
Names:Acronymists
PIMASTER (3)Pretty Intelligent Man, And Smart Too - Excuse Redundancy. Angela Brett
Names:Acronymists
PIMPProfits In Manipulating Prostitutes Angela Brett
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
PIMPLEPlease Ignore My Pained & Lumpy Epidermis Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene
PINCHPatently Idiotic Non-Competent Healer Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's The Comedy of Errors
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:The Comedy Of Errors
PINCHINGPain Is Now Caused, Help - It's Not Gentle TMcCO'G
Assorted Verbs
PINCHYPennypinchy, I'd Name Crustacean! He's Yummy. Angela Brett (Pinchy was the lobster which Homer bought small and then raised into a fully-grown lobster in order to save money.)
Entertainment:TV shows:The Simpsons
PINEPuts Irritating Needles Everywhere TMcCO'G
Science:Biology:Plants:Trees
PINGProbably Instigating No Good. Steve Keate, while wondering while people online were pinging him.
Computers:Internet
PINKPersonally, I'm Not Kinky Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Adjectives:Colours
PINK (2)Perfectly Irresistible Neckline/Newlywed/Negligee, Knockout Jan Morgan
Assorted Adjectives:Colours
Household Objects:Clothing
PINK BITSPain Is Nude Knockers Burnt In The Sunshine Angela Brett
Science:Biology
PIPPINPeering Into Palantir Produces Intense Nightmare Patricia Rix
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:The Lord of the Rings
PIRACYPernicious Individuals Rob And Cheat You Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Law & Order
PISAPrecariously Inclined Structure, Alarmingly Eric Bridgstock
Places:Towns & Cities
PISCESPseudo-Intelligent Science Commands Extra Scepticism Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion:Astrology
PISMOPowerBook Is Superlative Mobile Office. Angela Brett, referring to the last PowerBook G3 model, code-named 'Pismo.'
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
Names:Code Names:Apple
PISSEDPeed In Side Street... Eww! Disgusting! Angela Brett
Assorted Verbs
PISSED (2)Priests In Seminaries Shouldn't Ever Drink Angela Brett
Religion
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
PISSED (3)Perhaps I Shoulda Stopped Excessive Drinking! Patricia Rix
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
PISSED (4)Perhaps I Swilled Some Extra Diuretic Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Verbs
PISSENLITPeeing In Sleepwear Seems Extremely Nasty, Lessening Its Thermodynamics Patricia Rix (pissenlit is French for DANDELION... see DANDELION (2))
Food & Drink:Condiments:Herbs
PISS OFFPeabrain, I Suggest Silence! Odious Fatuous Fool! Tony McCoy O'Grady, still trying to annoy Angela
Words & Wordplay:Rudeness
PISSOFFProfessional In Some Sort Of Financial Field John Richard Jones
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations:Humorous Job Titles
PISS OFF (2)Party In-Store... Sale On Freaky Fashions! Angela Brett (see SHOVE OFF)
Words & Wordplay:Rudeness:Rude Advertising Slogans
PISTOLPetty, Insolent, Small Time Oafish Lout Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's King Henry IV
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:King Henry IV
PITCHFORKPlease Insert Tines Carefully Hay Fever Often Reveals Kissers Rico Leffanta
Assorted Nouns
PITHParticularly Interesting Tropical Helmet Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects:Clothing
PITH (2)Peel's Interior Tastes Horrible Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink
PI TIMES THREE IPerchance If Thou Inexplicably Mutters Expandable Shoutings, Thou Hasto Really Expand 'Em Immediately! Jeff Anonymous ('Immediately' suggested by Tony McCoy O'Grady) rationalizing semi-imaginary rule pi*3i, which states that all things rendered in capitals on the Acronyms fora must be acronymised.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
Communication:Acronyms Forums
PI TIMES THREE I (2)People Ignoring To Immediately Make Expansions Should Try Harder - Rendering Expansions Educates Individuals. Tony McCoy O'Grady (see PI TIMES THREE I)
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
Communication:Acronyms Forums
PITSLIGOPeople In Tube Straphang - 'Look, I'm Gently Oozing!' Tony McCoy O'Grady (Pitsligo is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as meaning, 'Part of traditional mating rite. During the first hot day of spring, all the men in the tube start giving up their seats to ladies and staphanging. The purpose of pitsligo is for them to demonstrate their manhood by displaying the wet patches under their arms.')
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
PIZZAPalatable In Zesty Zeal Appetizing Jan Morgan
Food & Drink
PIZZA FACEPrimo In Zit-Zapping... Acnekleen Foams And Cleanses Epidermis. Angela Brett (see SHOVE OFF)
Words & Wordplay:Rudeness:Rude Advertising Slogans
PLACARDPagan Libidos Are Cocked And Readily Discharged Rico Leffanta, who explains that placards are public labels; just as black men are placarded as having oversized organs, pagans are placarded as having overactive libidos.
People & Relationships
PLACARDSPublic Labels Announce Community's Assumptions, Rapidly Diffusing Stereotypes. Angela Brett
People & Relationships
PLACEPosition Located And Correctly Established Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places
PLAGUEPeople Lying About Grotesquely... Uncountable Expiries. Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
PLAID CYMRUParliamentary Leaders Allowed Inside Daily Commissioning Your Mothers Requests Upstairs John Richard Jones
Politics:Parties
PLAITPart Lock Approximately Into Thirds Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene
PLANPrepare, Launch, And Notarize Patricia Rix
Assorted Verbs
PLANETARY ALIGNMENT Pulling Language Across Network Employs Tidal Astroillogical Reinforcements... Your-Anus Lies In Gemini? Nothing Moves Electronically, No Traffic. Angela Brett (Planetary alignment is a more likely cause of the Apronyms site loading slowly than it sounds... the server which the site is hosted on is called Uranus, and is often the 'butt' of 'Your-Anus' jokes.)
Computers:Internet:Apronyms Website:Excuses for Slow Loading
PLANETSProbably Lifeless Aggregations Now Encircling The Sun Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Astronomy:Planets
PLANETS (2)Perceptually Lazy At Nighttime Exclaim They're Stars Angela Brett
Science:Astronomy:Planets
PLANTARS WARTPainful Lesion Attacks Nascent Terrible Arch Region, Sponsors Worry As Reason, Tension Jan Morgan
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
PLASMAPyrolysis Looms As Spacecraft Meets Atmosphere Angela Brett, who hopes that the term 'pyrolysis' can apply to the separation of atoms into ions and electrons in plasma.
Science:Astronomy
Science:Physics
PLATINUMPricey Ladies' Adornment. Typically Inert, Not Usually Magnetic. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry:Elements
PLATOPerhaps Letters Are Totally Opinion Angela Brett, since the letters from which most of our knowledge of Plato come might not actually have been written by Plato, as is claimed.
Science:Mathematics:Mathematicians
PLAYPointing Love At Yourself Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
PLEA BARGAINS Protagonist's Lawyer Expects A Bad Answer, Reasons Guilty Announcement Induces Nicer Sentence Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Law & Order
PLEASEDPretty Limpid Eyes And Smiles Express Delight LaughingBoy McCoy
People & Relationships:Emotions
PLEELEYPickled Lush's Elaborately Endeavours Looking Endearing - Yuk! Tony McCoy O'Grady (Pleeley is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as being, 'Descriptive of a drunk person's attempt to be endearing.')
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
PLETHORAPretty Ladies Eating Their Hearts Out Reconnoitring Abbeys Rico Leffanta
Assorted Nouns
PLIERSPerhaps Lying In Elecrician's Rumpled Satchel. TMcCO'G who has noticed that Plumbers usually carry a sturdy toolbox, but Electricians often use an old leather carryall.
Household Objects
PLIERS (2)Possibly Lost Items Easily Retrieved... Sometimes Roger Williams
Household Objects
PLONKPurchaser's Likely Of No Knowledge Angela Brett
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
PLONK (2)Perfectly Literal Onomatopoeia, Near Kerplunk Angela Brett
Assorted Nouns:Noises
PLOWPatrolboat Lurches Over Waves TMcCO'G
Transport
PLOW (2)Pull! Lusty Oxen Will. Roger Williams
Assorted Verbs
PLUGPush Lightly Until Grounded Matthew Oram
Household Objects
PLUMEPeahen Looks Upon Mate's Exhibit Angela Brett
Science:Biology
PLUME (2)Pen Lacking Usual Metallic Element Patricia Rix
Communication
PLURALPainfully Loud Ululating, Repeated A Lot! Tony McCoy O'Grady, explaining that the 'Aaaaaarrrrggghh' in his ANTHRAX (2) is the plural of 'Aarrghh', an official Scrabble word.
Words & Wordplay
Assorted Nouns:Noises
PLUSPositively Lonely Unary's Superfluous Angela Brett, as it is not usually necessary to indicate that a number is positive with a plus sign.
Science:Mathematics
PLUTOPlanetary Location Universally Thought Outermost Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Astronomy:Planets
PLYMOUTHPilgrims Left Your Moorings - Opposed Unto The Heirarchy Tony McCoy O'Grady
History
Places:Towns & Cities:USA
PMS (2)Pardon My Snippiness Tony McCoy O'Grady, in response to PMS
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
PMS (3)Pleasantness's Mighty Scarce Tony McCoy O'Grady, in response to PMS
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
PMS (5)Pugnaciousness's My Speciality Tony McCoy O'Grady, in response to PMS
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
PMS (6)Pretty Mean Sir! wishes, in response to Tony's PMS (2) and others.
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
POEMPiece Of Enlightening Material Angela Brett
Art & Literature
POETPretentious, Or Extremely Talented? Angela Brett
Art & Literature:Writers
POETSPinnacles Of Eloquence, They Say Angela Brett
Art & Literature:Writers
POINT OF VIEWPersonal Opinion Is Not The Only Form... Vectors In Electronic Worlds. Angela Brett (many 3D computer games allow changing your point of view.)
Computers:Games
POISONPotion Once Ingested Surely Occasions Necrosis Roger Williams
Drugs
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
POKE BALLPoint Of Knockout Evaded By A Little Luck Angela Brett (to capture a wild pokemon in a poke ball, you must weaken it but not enough to make it faint.)
Computers:Games
POKEMON (2)Pricey, Omnipresent Kiddies Entertainment, Marketing Of Nintendo Tony McCoy O'Grady
Computers:Games
POKEMON (3)Parents Of Kiddies Express Misery Over Nintendo Tony McCoy O'Grady
Computers:Games
POKEMON (4)Plenty Of Kiddies Expend Money, Often, Needlessly. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Computers:Games
POKEMON (5)Picks On Kids, Eventually Makes One Numb/Nervous Jan Morgan
Computers:Games
POKEMON (6)Picks On Kids, Eventually Makes One Nostalgic Jan Morgan -- Memories of our own childhood?
Computers:Games
POKEMON (7)Pastime Of Kids, Emerges Matches Of Nonsense Jan Morgan
Computers:Games
POKEMON (8)Pray Our Kids Expect More Of Nintendo/Networks! original, inspired by existing Pokemon apronyms
Computers:Games
POKEMONSPerhaps Our Kids Expend Money On Needless Sh*t Tony McCoy O'Grady
Computers:Games
POKENYMSPokemon Original Kreations. Even Nicer, You Might Say. Jeff Anonymous, because some Pokemon acronyms might be more interesting than actual Pokemon.
Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words
Computers:Games
POLANDPlace Of Lech's Arising - Now Democratic Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
POLARPosition's Obvious... Length, Angle Required. Angela Brett, referring to polar coordinates.
Science:Mathematics
POLE STARPeople Oriented Looking Ever Skyward. The Astrolabe Resulted Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Astronomy
POLICEPatrolling Our Lives In Circus Environment Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Occupations
POLICE (2)Persecution Officers Like Intimidating Citizens Excessively Steve Keate
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Occupations
POLICE (3)Pursuit Of Lowlifes Into Criminal Endeavours Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Occupations
POLICE (4)Pigs On Lookout In Cars Everywhere Steve Keate
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Occupations
POLICE (5)Protectors Of Law In Continuous Endeavour Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Occupations
POLICE (6)Patrol Old Ladies Inspecting Casual Escorts Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Occupations
POLICE (7)People Organising Litigation Incarcerating Criminals Everywhere Mary Carr
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Occupations
POLICE PROTECTIONProbity Of Lieutenants Is Central, Ensuring Public Resources Operate To End Criminal Threats .... Intimidation's Outlawed Now Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Law & Order
POLICE STATIONPlace Of Lies, Injuries Coerce Explanation. Suddenly They Are Terminating Investigation - Oh No! Steve Keate and Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Law & Order
Places:Buildings
POLITICALLY CORRECTPossible Offense Lies In This, I'll Carefully Avoid Language Lest You Complain, Or Race Relations Executives Concern Themselves Angela Brett
People & Relationships
Politics
POLITICIANPrejudiced Orotund Layabout Intending To Improve Career, In A Nutshell Leo Boyes
Politics
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
POLITICIANS (2)People Of Little Intellect Treat Intelligent Constituents Intolerably - A National Scourge! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Politics
POLITICIANS (3)People Of Large Intellectual Talents Into Current/ International Affairs & National Security Tony McCoy O'Grady
Politics
POLITICIANS (4)Parliaments Often Lack Integrity To Inspire Confidence In A Nation's Subjects Tony McCoy O'Grady
Politics
POLITICIANS (5)People Occasionally Lie In Their International Careers In Affairs Needing Subtlety Tony McCoy O'Grady
Politics
POLITICIANS (6)Parliament Offers Little Inducement To Intelligent Citizens - It's A Nasty Scenario Tony McCoy O'Grady
Politics
POLITICIANS (7)Pretty Obnoxious Lot In Total - Inveterate Chancers Into Abberrant Nonstandard Sexualities Tony McCoy O'Grady
Politics
POLITICIANS (8)Perk Overuse Leaves Incredible Tips In Chauffeur Industry, Augments National Spending. Angela Brett
Politics
POLITICIANS (10)Professionals Of Low Integrity Targeting Innocent Citizens In A Nationwide Scam John Richard Jones
Politics
POLITICSParties Only Lack Incentive: Taxes Instigate Countless Squabbles Patricia Rix
Politics
POLITICS (2)Promptly One Learns Important Tactic Is Cheating Serially Chris Kjelgaard
Politics
POLITICS (3)Profession Of Liars, Incompetents, Thieves, Idiots, Cheats, Scrapings Chris Kjelgaard
Politics
POLITICS (4)People Only Listen If They Identify Congress's Sins. Roger Williams
Politics
POLIWAGPrefers Oceans... Legs Infantile & Weak, Aren't Groundworthy. Angela Brett (Poliwag is Pokemon #60)
Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon
POLLPublic Opinion's Leanings Logged Angela Brett
Science:Statistics
POLOPony Owners Labour Outdoors Tony McCoy O'Grady
Sports & Recreation
POLYFILLAPerhaps One's Lunchbox, You'll Find, Is Lately Lacking Appeal Tony McCoy O'Grady (see GLOSS)
Food & Drink:Home(-cooked) Improvement
POLYFILLA (2)Packet Of Lovely Yummy Fare Is Luscious & Largely Appetising Tony McCoy O'Grady, to balance out POLYFILLA
Food & Drink:Home(-cooked) Improvement
POLYGAMYPlural Offensive Love, Yesterdays Gatherer At Multiple Yokes Jan Morgan - too many wives, old biblical practice of a man wanting to have multiple bonds (yokes) of marriage at the same time. No longer practiced.
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
POMPrince Of Moaning Angela Brett (I have no opinions on the issue myself, but I've often heard people refer to 'whining poms')
People & Relationships:Nationalities & Races
PONDPaddling Of New Ducklings Angela Brett
Places:Waterways
PONGSPutrid Odour - Nappy-Gas Stinks. Angela Brett
Assorted Verbs
PONTIACPeople Of Note Travel In A Car Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport:Car Makes & Models
PONTYPRIDDProvision Of New Trials You Practice Regularly If Done Daily John Richard Jones
Places:Towns & Cities:UK
POONPiece Of Orient's Nature Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Plants
POON (2)Plenty Of Oriental Nookie Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Plants
POOPEDPassed Out, One's Partially Expired, Dearest Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Adjectives
POOPHOLEP*ss Off, Offensive People... Hardly One Lecherous Expansion Steve Keate, when someone searched acronyms.co.nz for 'poophole' and some ruder words.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
POOR MANPeople Ordinary Opulent Retaining Mana And Nous Mary Carr
People & Relationships
Commerce
POPPorn's Offered Plentifully Tony McCoy O'Grady, of Post Office Protocol. (I get more junk mail than stuff I want to read)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Internet
POP (2)Prolong One's Penis Angela Brett, in response to POP, as many spam offers to do just that.
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Internet
POPCASTLEPiece Of Precocious Child's Artwork - Say "That Looks Excellent!" Tony McCoy O'Grady (Popcastle is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as meaning, 'Something drawn or modelled by a small child which you are supposed to know wait it is.')
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
POPCORNPieces Of Puffed Cereal, Often Repeatedly Nibbled Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink
POPCORN (2)Picturehouse's Own Popular Confection Offers Rotten Nutrition Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:Movies
Food & Drink
POPEPrelate Other Prelates Elected Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion:Religious Occupations
POPE (2)Pastoral Official Pretending Euphoria Mary Carr
Religion:Religious Occupations
POPSICLEPretty Often, People Suck Ice-Cold Lollies Eagerly. Steve Keate and Angela Brett
Food & Drink:Confectionery
POPSICLE (2)Pathetic, Over-Priced, Slimy Ice Causes Little Excitement. Steve Keate
Food & Drink:Confectionery
PORCUPINEPrickly Old Rascal Climbs Up Pines, Is Noisy Eater Patricia Rix
Science:Biology:Animals
PORNOTGRAPHICPictures Of Really Normal Objects That Get Responses As People Hear Interesting Captions Angela Brett -- 'Pornotgraphy' hints at being pornography, but is not. See http://macintosh.geek.nz/pron.html (I was tempted to invent 'Innuendic' for the I-word but I don't want to get too many demerit points on my creative license.) See also INNUENDON'T
Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
PORRIDGEPathetic Old Reprobate Robs Indigent Dear Grannies & Elders Tony McCoy O'Grady, pouring milk on yet another cereal killer.
MacGirl & KeyBoard:Supervillains:Cereal Killers
PORSCHEPhallic (Often Red) Symbol Creates Huge Envy Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport:Car Makes & Models
PORSCHE (2)Pity Only Rich Snobs Can Have Everything! Stuart Taylor. I recieved an email with several automotive apronyms in it and was challenged to come up with an original one. I have never seen this one in print anywhere.
Transport:Car Makes & Models
PORTENDPrevious Omens Readily Tell Events Not Developed. Roger Williams
Assorted Verbs
PORTFOLIOPlenty Of Red Tape Folding One's Lifetime Investment Opportunities Tony McCoy O'DowJones
Commerce
PORTHCAWLPrivately Owned Residences That Have Cold Attics Which Leak John Richard Jones
Places:Towns & Cities:UK
PORTIAPanic's Often Raised Through Inamorata's Absence Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Julius Caesar and Antony and Cleopatra
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Antony and Cleopatra
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Julius Caesar
PORTIA (2)Pretty & Opulent. Realizes Truth In Adversity Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's The Merchant of Venice
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:The Merchant of Venice
PORT TALBOTPollution Of Real Threat The Answer Lies Beneath Our Tongues John Richard Jones
Places:Towns & Cities:UK
POSITIONPerhaps One Should Inspect Things In One's Neighbourhood Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Positions & Directions
POSITION (2)People Often Suppose It To Indicate One's Nobility Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships
POSITIVESPerfect! Opportune! Sentient! Innovative! Triumph! Invincible! Victory! Excel! Self! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
People & Relationships
POSITRONPart Of Smarts, In The Realm Of Novels Angela Brett, referring to the 'positronic brain' conceived by writer Isaac Asimov.
Art & Literature
Science:Physics:Particles
POSTPress OK Single Time. Steve Keate, after he accidentally posted the same message twice on the forums.
Communication:Acronyms Forums
POSTAL SERVICEPeople Offering Service Transmitting All Letters Swiftly, Ensuring Registered Valuable Item's Carried Efficiently Tony McCoy O'Grady
Communication
POST A MESSAGEPlease Omit Sexual Transmissions. "Adult" Messages: Eww! Stay Sane And Good, Eh? Jeff Anonymous (with a little help from Angela Brett), pleading for continued decency on the ACRONYMS forum, not that it's ever breached or anything.
Communication:Acronyms Forums:Page Titles
POST A MESSAGE (2)Perhaps One Should Tender A Missive Ensuring Some Special Acronym Gets Expanded Tony McCoy O'Grady
Communication:Acronyms Forums:Page Titles
POSTERSPictures Of Swanky Technological Equipment, Ridiculously Sized. Angela Brett (referring to Apple posters of course... what other kinds of poster are there?)
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
POST GRADUATEProfessors Often Seem To Get 'Research Assistants' Doing Undervalued And Tedious Experiments. Angela Brett
Education
POST GRADUATE STUDENTPast One's School Times, Go Researching And Doing Unusal - Although Terribly Esoteric - Second Thesis, Until Doctorate's Earned.... Nimble Thinking. TMcCO'G
Education
POSTHUMUS LEONATUSPompous Oaf Sets The Heroine Up Mistaking Untrue Story Liar Employs - Obviously Not A Trusting, Unsuspicious Soul! Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Cymbeline
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Cymbeline
POSTING TWICEPressed Once & Slipped! Two Identical Notices Got Through. Worried, I Cry, 'Edwin!' Angela Brett, when she accidentally doubleclicked on the button to post a message on the forums, and needed Edwin to delete the duplicate post.
Communication:Acronyms Forums
POSTMAN (2)Parcel Operative - Scrunches The Mail Ad Nauseam Tony McCoy O'Grady, describing his POSTMAN as being somewhat different from Angela's.
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
Communication
POST OFFICEPurchase One's Stamps There, Or Forward 'Freight' In Cardboared Envelopes TMcCO'G
Places:Buildings
Communication
POTPolice Often Take Angela Brett and Steve Keate
Drugs:Cannabis
POT (2)Please Offer Toke Steve Keate
Drugs:Cannabis
POT (3)Preferred Over Tobacco Angela Brett
Drugs:Cannabis
POT (4)Parliament Outlawed This Steve Keate
Drugs:Cannabis
POT (5)Particularly Overpriced Tickler Angela Brett
Drugs:Cannabis
POT (6)Peers Often Tempt Angela Brett
Drugs:Cannabis
POT (7)Piece Of Terracotta Jon Barker
Household Objects
POTATOProperties Of Thermochemistry Are Too Obscure! Tony McCoy O'Grady - Angela had said that she likes refrigerated cooked potatoes because they have a similar texture, or at least temperature, to cold hardboiled eggs. Tony pointed out that the texture would vary according to the type of potato, so Angela replied that the temperature would still be similar no matter what kind of potato was used. Tony then said "I don't intend to get into a discussion about the heat-retention properties of various varieties of potato," and presented this acronym to back up his position.
Food & Drink
Science:Physics
POTENTIALPeople Ought To Eschew Natural Talents, Is Advice Lately. Tony McCoy O'Grady, in response to TALENT
People & Relationships
POTTERYPeople Often Try To Extend Relationship's Years. Angela Brett, referring to what is traditionally the pottery (9th) wedding anniversary.
Time:Special Occasions:Wedding Anniversaries
POUNDPhasing Out? UK's Not Deciding. Jeff Anonymous
Commerce:Money
POWERPlan, Organize, Work, Evaluate, Refine. Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Advice
POWER (2)Peace/Prince = Omnipotent/Omniscient Wonderful Emmanuel Redeemer! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Jesus Christ!
Religion
POWERBOOK (2)Power Outlet Wanted, Energy Recharges Battery Of One's Kneetop Angela Brett
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
POWERBOOK (3)Plenty Of Width, Evading Reddish Blush Of Older Kneetop Angela Brett, who will be buying a PowerBook shortly before her hardware discount expires on February 26th 2005. My iBook's screen is decidedly pinkish until it's been on for a while, and I'm also looking forward to have a widescreen PowerBook after about six years of 800x600 resolution. It's okay for most things but using the developer tools requires a lot of shuffling around of windows, more than ever on Tiger.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
POWERBOOK 1400CSProud Owner Worried Extremely - Ransom! But Out Of Kindness, Computer's Succeeded. Angela Brett, referring to what happened to her PowerBook 1400cs - see http://acronyms.co.nz/angela/mac/differentthought or http://acronyms.co.nz/angela/mac/myBook/clippings.html
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware:Angela's Apples
POWERSPresent Oportunity! Work Energetically Realising Successes! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
People & Relationships:Advice
POWER SOURCEPotatoes, Oils, Wind, Eels, Rain, Sunshine Or Uranium Reactions Create Electricity Angela Brett
Science:Physics
POWER TOOLSPlug On Wall - Electricity's Released To Operate On Lumber Stocks Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Electronics
Household Objects
PPCProductive Processor Cycles Angela Brett, because PowerPCs and other RISC chips are generally faster per MHz than CISC chips.
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Generic Hardware
PPC (2)Performance-Per-Cycle Angela Brett
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Generic Hardware
PPC (4)Petite Power Consumption Angela Brett
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Generic Hardware
PRACTICEPeople Rarely Approve Complete Theories In Complex Experiments Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science
PRADAPeople Really Admire Designer's Adornments Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects:Clothing
PRAISEPeople React Appreciatively If Sometimes Eulogised Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Advice
PRAISE (2)People Raise Arms In Singing Exaltation Grace Francis
Religion
PRAMPushing Round A Minor Tony McCoy O'Daddy
Transport
PRATTLEPerson Rambles And Talks To Little Effect. Angela Brett
Communication:Talking
PRAYERPrivate Reverence Answers Yearnings Eventually Received Jan Morgan - communication with God who does answer our prayers in HIS own time
Religion
PRESENTPowerBook Requested's Ever So Expensive... Nice Try! Angela Brett
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
Assorted Nouns
PRESENTATIONSPlease Remember Electronic Slideshows Enhance Nothing That's Already Terrible Information. Only Note Success! Angela Brett
Communication:Presentations
PRESERVEProtect Religiously Every Species; End Rare Varieties' Extinctions. Angela Brett
Science:Biology
Science:Environment
PRESIDENTSPeople Running Executive Should, If Democratically Elected, Never Trust Sycophants Tony McCoy O'Grady
Politics
PRESSPublications Reporting Everyday Stories Sensationally Rico Leffanta
Communication
PRETENDPlaying Reality Elusions That Enhance Natural Deceptiveness Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Verbs
PRETTY HOT AND TEMPTINGPerfect Repast's Evidently Tempting To You - Has One Tasted Any Nicer Dinner? Try Eating More Perfect Tart - It's Nearly Gluttonous! TMcO'G
Food & Drink
PREVIEWPre-Release Edition's Viewing Informs Executives Watching TMcCO'G - Hollywood movies are often 'previewed' to allow studios to change endings according to focus groups opinions.
Entertainment:Movies
PREYING MANTISPreparation Real Easy You Ingest Nutritious Greens Makes A Nice Touch In Snacks Rico Leffanta
Science:Biology:Insects:Edible(?)
PRICEProfit Received = Incoming Cash - Expenses Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Commerce
PRICELESSPrimary Reaction Is Chuckling, Excited Laughter Escapes, Some Sniggering. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Laughter
PRICKPenis Rests In Coloured Knickers Mary Carr/Angela Brett, while Mary was watching some pricks on television.
People & Relationships:Insults
PRICK (2)Penis Reacts If Continuously Kissed Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Body Parts
PRIDEPlease Remember, I Did Everything! Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Emotions
PRIDE (2)Patricia Rivals Irishman's Derivative Expertise Patricia Rix
People & Relationships:Emotions
PRIDE (3)Proper Recognition Is Deservedly Earned Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Emotions
PRIDE (4)Pompous Rogue Intemperately Demands Eclat Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Emotions
PRIDE (5)Predators Relish In Devouring Elands Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Animals
PRIESTParish's Religious Individual Espouses Sacred Teachings. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion:Religious Occupations
PRIEST (2)Person Regarding Infinite Eternity "Summer Time" Rico Leffanta
Religion:Religious Occupations
PRIEST (3)Proclaims Religion In Each Sabbath Teaching Angela Brett
Religion:Religious Occupations
PRIESTHOODPatriarchal Religious Improvement Essential Submission To Holy One Of Divinity Jan Morgan
Religion:Religious Occupations
PRIMARYPrincipal Resource Inducts Many Alarmed & Resentful Youths Tony McCoy O'Grady
Education
PRIMEProduce Right Integers Multiplying Eternity Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Science:Mathematics
PRIME (2)Pray! Reinvest Income! Methodically Expand! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Assorted Verbs
PRIME MINISTERPlease Remember I'm Merely Empowered Mortal, I'm Not Infallible - So Try Empathetic Reactions. Angela Brett
Names:Famous people:Politicians
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Occupations
PRIME POWERFUL NUMBERS!Positive = Recursively Invoke (Multiplication * {Each Prime, One Withheld!} ^ Exponent). Represent Factorisation Uniquely, Luminescing Naturals Unlimited! "Mathematics By Expansion: Reduces Swiftly!" Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. In apronym, PRIME is a transitive verb. One Withheld! means that mathematicians do not define ONE as a PRIME, even though PRIME commonly means FIRST. ONE is called a UNIT. "Mathematics By Expansion: Reduces Swiftly!" fractions. Fundamental Theorem of Arithmetic n. Every natural number is either prime or may be decomposed uniquely into prime factors.
Science:Mathematics
PRIMESPositively Represent Individuals! Multiply Essential Services! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Science:Mathematics
PRIMES (2)Positives: Represented Integers. Multiplications Essentially Singular! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Science:Mathematics
PRINCE HALPlainly Rather Idle Now, Convinces Everyone He's Adult & Loyal Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's King Henry IV
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:King Henry IV
PRINCESSPublic Relations Is Nearly Choking Elegant Stately Symbol. Angela Brett
Politics:Royalty
PRINCESS (2)Perky Royal In Navarre's Court - Evidently Someone's Smitten Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Love's Labours Lost
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Love's Labours Lost
PRINCESS DIANAPretty Royal Is Notable, Causing Eventual Society Sadness Died In Accident, Numerically Admired Jan Morgan
Politics:Royalty:Royals
PRINCIPALPerson Responsible Is Normally Chief Instigating Player, And Leader Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships
PRINCIPAL (2)Person, Reputedly In Nominal Charge, Is Prolix And Loquacious Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships
PRINCIPAL (3)People Regularly Invest Notes, Chasing Interest-Paying Annuities / Loans Tony McCoy O'Grady
Commerce:Money
PRINCIPLEPithily Rolled Into Neat Clause, I'm Perhaps 'Life-Encapsulating' Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Thoughts
PRINCIPLE (2)Pareto Ratio Idea Nearly Covers It... Percentage Law's Everywhere! Angela Brett (The PARETO PRINCIPLE, also known as the 80/20 rule, states that you can get 80 percent of the result with 20 percent of the effort)
People & Relationships:Thoughts
PRINCIPLE (3)Pareto's Ratio Idea Nearly Conveys Inversely Proportional Labour & Effect Angela Brett (see PRINCIPLE (2))
People & Relationships:Thoughts
PRINTERPitiful Rectum Injured. Never Try Epson Rolls! Jeff Anonymous
Computers:Do Not Eat
PRISCILLAPresley's Relict In Subsequent Career Is Lovely Leading Actress Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:Famous people
PRIVATEPlodding Ranker Is Valiantly Assaulting The Enemy Tony McCoy O'Grady
Military:Ranks
PRIVATEERPiratical Robbery In Vast Atlantic Tracts Enriched Elizabeth's Realm TMcCO'G - Privateers were often English ships which robbed Spanish ships returning to Spain with riches taken from the Americas and 'donating' portions of the booty to the Exchequer.
History
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Criminals
PRIVATE EYEPerson Researches / Investigates Various Activities That Employer Expects You'll Expose Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Occupations
PRIVATE PARTSPeople Rarely Inspect Venal Areas That Everyone Possesses, And Restricted To Spouses Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
Science:Biology:Body Parts
PRIVY BOXPrivacy Required In Vault: You Become Outstandingly Xenophobic! Patricia Rix
Places:Buildings:The 'Little Room'
PRIZESPayment Received Is Zero$ Each Submission. Angela Brett - Acronyms.co.nz does not offer prizes for acronyms as no money is made from the site... but you could still boast about being on the hall of fame (http://acronyms.co.nz/halloffame.html) or honours list (http://acronyms.co.nz/honours.html)
Computers:Internet:Apronyms Website
PRIZES (2)Primary Reward Is Zealous Enjoyment / Stimulation Angela Brett (see PRIZES)
Computers:Internet:Apronyms Website
PROBABILITYPredict Randomness Only By Assuming Bias Isn't Long In Term, Yes? Angela Brett
Science:Statistics
PROBABLYPossible Result / Outcome - Basically A Bet Like Yankee Tony McCoy O'Grady
Communication:Yesses And Noes
PROBLEM SOLVING TIPSPansophic Regime Of Book-Learning Engages Memory Skills; Of Larger Value Is Neatly Gathering Thoughts Into Pliant Structures Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Thoughts
PROCRASTINATEPlease Realize Our Chores Really Are Stupidly Tedious -- *I'll* Never Accomplish Them Efficiently. Timothy Chambers
Assorted Verbs
PRODUCT IMPROVEMENTPlease Remember Ordinary Daily Users. Code Tuning Isn't Much Prized - Regardless Of Velocity, Exasperation Makes Everything Need Time. Angela Brett (Most everyday software doesn't really benefit from code-tuning to make each operation run as quickly as possible... productivity really increases when the software is made easier to use.)
Computers:Programming
Commerce
PRODUCTIONPlay, Revue Or Drama - Usually Critics Take In Opening Night Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment
PROFESSIONSPeople Rather Offices For Earning Salaries, Since Income's Often Nicely Stable Tony McCoy OWageearner
People & Relationships:The Workforce
PROFIGGLEPatient Rolled Off Furniture, Injuring Gluteus, Grazed Lower Extremities Tony McCoy O'Grady. 'Profiggle' was originally a contraction for 'prolonged stifled giggle' until Tony gave it this expansion.
Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words
Laughter
PROGENYParental Reproduction Often Generates Excessively Numerous Youths Tony McCondom O'Grady
Science:Biology
PROGRAMMINGPeople Require One Good Reference, Alphabetically Making Most Instructions Nimbly Graspable. Angela Brett
Computers:Programming
PROGRESSPeople Running Onwards Get Rewarded Earning Social Status Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Nouns
PROJECTPlease Review Our Job Especially Compassionately. Thanks. Angela Brett, after a meeting with her group for an INFORMATION SYSTEMS project.
Education
PROJECTSPeople Rely On Just Enough Cash To Survive Tavia Bryant
Places
PROLOGUEPlease Read Opening Lines, Offering Guidelines Unto Everyone Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature
PROMISCUOUSPromises Romance Or Marriage In Seconds Counting Unscrupulously On Unresisted Sex Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
PROMISEProclamation's Read Only Memory... It Shall Endure. Angela Brett
People & Relationships
PROMPTPrint Request On Monitor - Please Type! Angela Brett
Computers
PROPAGANDAPope's Religious Office Puts About Gospel Against Native Deities & Altars Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion
PROPHETPrayerfully Religious, Offering Precepts, Happiness. Eternal Teacher Jan Morgan
Religion:Religious Occupations
PROPOSALPaper Relating One's Purpose, Or Strategy, At Length Tony McCoy O'Grady
Communication
PROPOSALSPeople Readily Offer Personal Opinions Solving A Locked Situation Tony McCoy O'Grady
Communication
PROPRIOCEPTIONPeople Rely On Perfect Representations Internally Of Carnal Extremities. Perceiving This Is Only Natural. Angela Brett
Science:Biology
PROSPEROPatiently Rides Out Seclusion Plotting Epic Revenge Operation Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's The Tempest
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:The Tempest
PROSTITUTEPeople Requesting Oral Sex Think It's Too Uneconomical To Enjoy? Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
PROTACTINIUMParticularly Rarely Occurring. Tiny Amounts Cost Thousands. It's Not In Use Much. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry:Elements
PROTECTIONPeople Really Ought To Ensure Care's Taken If Outside Nocturnally Angela Brett
Assorted Nouns
PROTECTION (2)People Really Ought To Ensure Care's Taken If Orgasming Nowadays Angela Brett, as a modification of PROTECTION
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
PROTEINProvides Rationable Options To Eat In Nibbles Jan Morgan
Science:Chemistry
Food & Drink
PROTESTPeople Register Opposition To Enemy's Sinister Threat Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships
Politics
PROTEUSPuerile Rascal's Opportunity To Eye Up Silvia Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's The Two Gentlemen of Verona
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:The Two Gentlemen of Verona
PROTOCOLSProcedures Rigidly Observed To Obviate Crassness Or Looking Stupid His Excellency, TheAmbassador@TheCourtOfSaintJames
People & Relationships
PROTONPositive, Resists Orbiting To Occupy Nucleus Gavin Lambert
Science:Chemistry
Science:Physics:Particles
PROTON (2)Part Removed Of The Other Nucleon Angela Brett, since a neutron can react with an electron neutrino to form a proton and an electron, giving the impression that a neutron is an electron plus a proton.
Science:Physics:Particles
PROTON (3)Particle Reputedly Of Three, One Negative. Angela Brett - protons are thought to be made up of two positive UP QUARKs and one negative DOWN QUARK.
Science:Physics:Particles
PROTO-POLYNESIANPrehistoric Relative Of Today's Oceanic People's Oral Language. You'd Never Expect Such Interesting Ancestral Notes. Angela Brett
Science:Linguistics
PROVEPerform Repeatable Objective Verifiable Experiments Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. I have been noticing for decades that a lot of common expressions can be acronymed (I am 58). E.G., HAND for "Have A Nice Day!" I have also coined apronyms for decades (even tho I did not link to your site until SAT 7/19 from acronymfinder.com, which I found on TUES 7/15.) I submitted this definition as my 37th and last to acronymfinder.com & apologized in the comment section that I had not read their guidelines until after my 36th submission.Your site is the most fun I visit. I hope that, above all, kids are encouraged to learn, communicate in, and coin apronyms! My favorite from your site is INFINITY! (I am a MATH WIZ.)
Science
PROVE (2)Provide Rational Obvious Verifiable Evidence Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Just a variation of PROVE, when operating in a more common, not necesarily experimental, mode.
Science
PROVERBSPractical Recitation Of Valuable Educational Resources, Became Sayings Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion:Bible books
PROVERBS (2)Poems Rhymic Offerings, Vital Enlightenment Reaches Believers, Solace Jan Morgan
Religion:Bible books
PROWLParade Romantic Opulence Women Love Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
PROXYPerson Registers Other's X, Yes? Tony McCoy O'Grady ('Proxy' is a term used to describe someone authorised to vote for someone else. The 'X' stands for a vote.)
Politics
PSALMSPoetic Songs And Lyrics, Much Sung Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion:Bible books
PSALMS (2)Poems Sung At Length, Makes Solace Jan Morgan
Religion
PSHAWPathetic Sarcasm Hasn't Actually Worked Tony McCoy O'Grady
Main
PSYCHOLOGYPerhaps Somehow You Can Help Others Live Out Golden Years Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology
PSYDUCKPsychokinetic Superpowers You Don't Understand Could Kill! Angela Brett (Psyduck is Pokemon #54... and they don't really kill, they could just make your pokemon faint.)
Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon
PTOLEMYPostulated That Otherworlds Looped Earth & Moon Yearly. Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics:Mathematicians
PUBERTYPenis, Uterus Be Expanding Rapidly Through Youth Jeff Anonymous
Science:Biology
PUBIC HAIRSPrickles Upsurge By Intimate Crevices, Heralding Adulthood & Insulating Reproduction Sites. Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Body Parts
PUBLIC TRANSPORTPeople Using Busses Locked In Commuter Traffic Repent, At Next Stop Purchase One Rail Ticket. Angela Brett
Transport
PUCKPatently Unruly Chaos King Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:A Midsummer Night's Dream
PUCKER UPPlease Understand Cheek Kisses Erode Romantic Urges Paradoxically Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
PUCKER UP (2)Proper Upper Class Kisses Excite Randy Underprivileged Peckers Rico Leffanta - 'Peckers' is a pun based on the American 'peck' for a casual kiss and 'pecker', - a synonym for penis.
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
PUDDLESPools (Usually Dreadfully Dirty) Linger, Evaporating Slowly Tony MuckOy O'Grady
Assorted Nouns
PUFFINPower Users Find Files In Networks Sean Lamb (Puffin is Google's code word for their new desktop file search utility)
Computers
Names:Code Names
PUKEPartially Undigested Kilojoules Ejected Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
PULSARSProbably Unpopulated Locations, Some Are Remotely Studied. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Astronomy
PUMAPuma: Ultimate Mac Advancement Acronymous Anonymous (referring to the version of MAC OS X before JAGUAR)
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Software
Names:Code Names:Apple
PUMA ATTACKS ZEBRA Pertinent Unto Mainland America, Apparently This Terrible Animal Can Kill Skilful Zoological Entity Based Round Africa Tony the Tiger, after somebody on the forums said 'puny puma pit their skills against zebras.'
Science:Biology:Animals
PUNCH CARDPunch Using 'Nuff Clout, Hanging Chads Are Rarely Deciphered Sean Lamb
Computers:Programming
PUNCTUATIONPerhaps Underutilised, Need Commas To Understand Acronyms! Trivial Indeed, One Nods Gavin Lambert
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
Science:Linguistics
PUNKPerson Uncovering Nobby Knees Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships
PUNK ROCKPresent Underwear Near Knees Rip Off Chains Kinetically Rico Leffanta
Entertainment:Music
PUNLESSPolite Unadorned Natural Laughter Expresses Simplicity Sometimes Tony McCoy O'Grady, after Angela said he was SLIPPING
Words & Wordplay
PUNSPlayful, Unexpected Nuances Surprise! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Words & Wordplay
PUNS (2)Paronomasia Unearths Natural Silliness Angela Brett
Words & Wordplay
PUNTPurchasers/Paddies Used Need These. Tony
Commerce:Money
PUPPETPulling Upon Plaything's Pieces Entertains Tots Tony McCoy O'Grady, as an example of something which is worse with NO STRINGS ATTACHED (Pulling Strings)
Entertainment:Toys
PUPPIESPeople Usually Prefer Pets If Extra Small Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Animals
PURCHASINGPeople Using Resources Can Haggle And/or Shop In New Grocers Tony McCoy O'ShoppingTrolley
Commerce
PURCHASING POWERPeople Using Real Cash Have A Strength In Numbers, Grocers Provide Offers Which Earn Revenue TMcCO'G
Commerce
PUREPerfectly Unsullied, Remaining Entire Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Adjectives
PURE (2)Perfectly (Unillogical) Reasonable Expansion Tony McCoy O'Grady, when Jeff suggested putting LAURA in the credit of MICHAEL SEILER, 'so as not to fill the stack and site with PURE nonsense.' Of course the capitalised PURE demanded a pure expansion.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
PURE METHAMPHETAMINEPopularly Used Rage Excuse, Maybe Everyone That Has Any May Plead Helplessness Even Though A Murder Is Never Excusable. Angela Brett, after 'P' was blamed for a murder (it seems to be blamed for everything these days.)
Drugs
PURGATORYPunishment Until Residual Guilt Atoned, Then Openly Regard Yahweh Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places
Religion
PURGEPurify Using Registered General Emetic Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Verbs
PURITYPenises Usually Relegate It To Yesterday Angela Brett, after (CHAP (2)) was given a 100% purity rating by the acronym submission form.
Assorted Nouns
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
PURPLE (2)Perhaps Upperclass/ Royal People Look Elegant Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Adjectives:Colours
PURPLE (3)Purely Used, Regal Passionate Lush Emotions Jan Morgan
Assorted Adjectives:Colours
PURSUITPolice Under Requirements So Ultimately I Tergiversate Taylor Rundell's the name. I thought of the acronym in my brain, but I also used the thesaurus @ thesaurus.com
People & Relationships:Law & Order
PUSSPretty, Unusual, Silky, Sleeping Patricia Rix
Science:Biology:Animals
PUSSY CATPurring Under Suzy's Sweet Yellow Cardie - Absolute Tranquility Mary Carr
Science:Biology:Animals
PUT A SOCK ON ITPen Up Thermal Activity So Outside Cold Keeps Out... Nice Insulated Toes. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Advice
Household Objects:Clothing:Underwear
PUTERPathetic Useless Tangled Electronic Rubbish! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Computers:Windows
PUT OUTPlace Unwanted Thing(s) Outside Until Trashday Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Verbs
PVCPretty Vulgar Clothing Angela Brett (PVC usually stands for Poly-Vinyl Chloride)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Household Objects:Clothing
PVC (2)Perfectly Viable Clothing Tony McCoy O'Grady
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Household Objects:Clothing
PYTHAGORASPredict Your Triangle's Hypotenuse... Assuming Geometrically Orthogonal - Right-Angled - Sides. Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics:Mathematicians
PYTHAGORAS (3)Perhaps You Think He Achieved Greatness Of Reputation Alone... Sorry! Angela Brett, because much of the mathematics attributed to Pythagoras was actually by other members of the Pythagorean sect.
Science:Mathematics:Mathematicians
PYTHONPursues You, Then Has Ophidian Nutrition Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Animals:Vermin
PYXISPopping Yardage, Xraying/Xposing Individual Seeds Jan Morgan in other words the bursting seeds fall over the length (yardage) of the garden xraying (examining) each (individual) seed. An alternative beginning is Portions Yards referring to how people portion out their gardens to say where each variety of seed should go.
Science:Biology:Plants
QAQuirky A**holes Jeff Anonymous, in reference to the many failures that go on in Quality Assurance
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
QA (2)Quietly Authoritative Tony McCoy O'Grady, who finds the folk at Quality Assurance to be humble, efficient and reliable.
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
QA (3)Quaintly Antiquated Tony McCoy O'Grady, because there may be someone who will say that they are working with outdated techniques and that they are actually 'quirky' as Jeff says.
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
QA (4)Quick Approval Angela Brett, who thinks that the Quality Assurance people might occasionally not bother to run thorough tests.
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
QA (5)Questionable Authority Susan S.
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
QABALAHQuite Arcane. Biblical Appreciation Lurking Among Hebrews Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion
Places:Buildings
QATARQuite A Torrid, Arid Region. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
Q-BASICQuite Boring And Stupid Illogical Code Tripod
Computers:Programming
QICQuirky Information Cabinet Sean Lamb (QIC is really Quarter-Inch Cartridge, one size class of backup tape cartridge; multiple uses causes corruption on the tape)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Generic Hardware
QUACKQuite Unqualified At Clinical Knowledge Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Healthcare Occupations
QUADQuotes Usually Are Divine/Divided Jan Morgan - 4 sets of scriptures bound together
Religion
QUAESITOSAURUSQuite Unusual Auricle Exemplifies Sauropod; Individual Traces Of Skull Are Uncovered, Researchers Use Science Sean Lamb (This dino, known by partial skull fossils, had an structures that indicated unusually sensitive hearing)
Science:Biology:Animals:Dinosaurs
QUAFFQuickly Upraise Alcohol, Finish Fast! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Drugs
QUAGGAQuippers Usually Are Going, 'Great Ass!' Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Animals
QUAGGA (2)Quite Unusual Animal Genetically Gone Away Patricia Rix
Science:Biology:Animals
QUAGMIREQuite Unpassable And Gluey Marsh In Remote Environment Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places
QUAILSQuite Unfilling And I'd Like Somemore Tony McCoy O'Grady, who can't see the point of eating things as small as quail
Food & Drink
Science:Biology:Animals:Birds
QUAINTQuasi Unique Artifact - It's Not Today's Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Adjectives
QUAKEQueen Undresses And King Erupts Rico Leffanta
Politics:Royalty
QUAKERSQuiet, Unagressive, Agrarian Kinfolk; Extremely Religious Souls. Roger Williams
Religion
QUALIFYQuiet Undergraduate Achieves Learning In Fruitful Yield Angela Brett
Education
QUALITYQuick! Use A Lasso! It's Tipping! Yikes! Patricia Rix (I was thinking of a rickety, poorly-built backhouse; don't ask me why!)
Assorted Nouns
Places:Buildings
QUALITY (2)Quantity's Usually A Lesser Interest To You Tony McCoy O'Grady (one should always prefer quality to quantity)
Assorted Nouns
QUALITY LIFEQuit Underachieving And Love It... Tomorrow You'll Lie In Fetid Earth Angela Brett, who wonders if there's a better word than Underachieving which means something like 'underenjoying' but sounds more like a real word.
People & Relationships:Advice
QUANGOQuorums Usually Are Nepotistically Gerrymandered Overnight Tony McCoy O'Grady
Politics
QUANTITYQuality, Up Above None - That Implies Tangible Yield Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Nouns
QUANTUM MANAGEMENT DATABASEQuickness Unquestionably Always Necessary... This Underaged Mischief-Maker Almost Needs A Gazillion Eyes (Mother's) Ever Noticing Those Dubious Activities That All Begin As Simple Exploration. Angela Brett, expanding an unsuccessful search, thinking of a database on how to manage her nephew QUANTUM.
People & Relationships
QUANTUM PHYSICSQuestion Unasked? Answer's Not There! Unless Measured, Particle Hasn't Yet Spin - In Concurrent States. Angela Brett
Science:Physics
QUARKQuantity Uncertain - Although Reasonably Known Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Physics:Particles
QUARK (2)Quantum Uncertainty Always Restricts Knowledge Angela Brett
Science:Physics:Particles
QUARKSQuestionably Useful As Reality Keeps Surprising Angela Brett (or perhaps '...As Reality Kids Scientists.')
Science:Physics:Particles
QUARRELQuerulous, Unwanted Argument Rowdily Raiding English Language Tony McCoy O'Grady, when Angela mentioned that we hadn't yet come up with any acronyms beginning with 'Q.'
People & Relationships
QUARREL (2)Quashes Usual Amicable Relationship, Retorts Ever Louder Angela Brett
People & Relationships
QUASARSQueer Unusual And Strange Areas - Radiation Sources Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Astronomy
QUATORZAINSQuills Used Again To Organise Rhyming Zeugmas As Iambi; New Sonnets! Angela Brett, while trying to encourage people to apronymise Q words.
Science:Linguistics
QUEASYQuite Uneasy Emotion Assails Stomach, Yes? Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
QUEBECQuit Using English, Become Especially 'Canadienne' Toni McCoi O'Gradi
Places:Towns & Cities:Canada
QUESTIONQuery Usually Eliciting Some Thought, If One's Nice Tony McCoy O'Grady
Commerce
QUICK-ACTING BRAKEQuickly Used, Its Caboose Kills Acceleration Creating Traction In Need. Good Brakes Really Avoid Killing Engineers. Sean Lamb (http://www.geocities.com/gold27ca/gloss1a.html defines this as "A Modification by George Westinghouse of his automatic air-brake for quicker response at the rear of a train." Many train crews have been killed by runaways when the brakes failed.)
Transport:Trains
QUICKIEQuite Unexpected Intercourse, Cuddling & Kissing In Excelsis Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
QUID PRO QUOQuietude Usually Invokes Detention Police Require Oral Questioning Under Oath Rico Leffanta
Assorted Phrases
QUIETQuit Ululating - It's Ear Terrorism! Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Advice
QUIET (2)Quit Uppercasing - It's Eye Terrorism! Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Advice
QUIET RIOTQuirky Unimaginative Instrumental Entertainment That Really Isn't One's Taste Sean Lamb (well, I'm not really a heavy metal fan)
Entertainment:Music
QUIFFQuim Users Invest For Fun Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
QUINTUPLEQuadruple's Understood... Increment, Now, To Use Penta-Like Enumerator. Angela Brett
Assorted Adjectives
QUIPQuick, Unscripted, Intense, Pithy Tony McCoy O'Grady
Laughter
QUIP (2)Quite Unexpected Ingenious Pun Dustan Dowsing
Laughter
QUIPSQuirky Utterances In Playful Situations Tony McCoy O'Grady
Laughter
QUIRKQueer Unusual Idiosyncrasies = Relationship Kaput Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Nouns
QUITEQuantitatively Unspecific, It's Tentatively Extensive. Angela Brett
Main
QUITTERQuestioning Unhealthy Inclination Toward Tobacco - Eventually Rewarded. Angela Brett
Drugs:Tobacco
QUIVERSQuaint Universally Intimate Vibrations Expecting Romantic Sensations Rico Leffanta
Assorted Nouns
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
QUIZMASTERQuestions Usually Instigate Zero Marks As Silly Twits Essay Reponses Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
QUORUMQualified Unit Of Roughly United Minds Sean Lamb
People & Relationships
QUOTATIONQuerysome Use Of Topic Attempting To Instance Own Notions Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature
QUOTEQuotation Used On Thy Email Tony McCoy O'Grady
Communication
QUO VADIS?Question Uttered On Via Appia, Disciple Is Surprised Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion
QWERTY"Quit Writing Everything Rapidly!" Typewriter Yells Angela Brett, since the QWERTY keyboard layout was designed to stop typewriters from jamming, though not necessarily by slowing down typing. (See http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a1_248.html and the linked article for an interesting discussion on this)
Computers:Generic Hardware
QYQuestioning You Jan Morgan (QY usually means 'query')
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Communication
RARafted Atlantic Tony McCoy O'Grady (Ra is the name Thor Heyerdahl gave the papyrus raft he crossed the Atlantic with.)
Transport
RA (2)Really Ancient Jeff Anonymous (In reference to the ancient Egyptian sun god)
Religion
RABATRotate And Bring About Togetherness Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Mathematics
RABBIRebellious Arab Brazenly Blessing Israel Rico Leffanta, after reading DNA analysis concludes Jews and Palestinians are genetic brothers.
Religion:Religious Occupations
RABBITRandy As Bejaysus, Big Incisor Teeth Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Animals
RABHADHRead And Beware, Here Are Dire Hazards Angela Brett, who noticed this word on a train as the Irish translation of 'warning'.
People & Relationships:Disaster
Transport:Trains
RACERegard All Colours Equally Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Nationalities & Races
RACE (2)Run And Club Everyone Rico Leffanta
Sports & Recreation
RACE (3)Rapid Acronymising Crushes Eric Steve Keate, on hearing that Eric was about to overtake him on the ACRONYMS hall of fame.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
RACE (4)Run A Course Energetically Angela Brett
Sports & Recreation
RACES OF PEOPLE THAT LIVE IN NEW ZEALANDRacism's A Curse, Encouraging Sloppiness Of Foolish Persons Evidently Overlooking Proper Lingual Exactness. 'Tis Humans Alone That Live In (Very Exactly) Increasingly Numerous Nations Everywhere. White Zealots Evilly Attempt Lambasting A Nonwhite's Descent Tony McCoy O'Grady, who believes that the person was seeking 'Nations of peoples....' or even 'Ethnicity of peoples....' Until aliens arrive, or the dolphins begin to be understood, those of us who communicate are all of the 'human' race.
People & Relationships:Nationalities & Races
RACHELRather Attractive Clairol Hairproducts Evangelising Lady Tony McCoy O'Grady - who obviously isn't worth it, to judge by the bald spot.
Names:Famous people
RACISMReally Asinine Creed Immolates So Many. Timothy Chambers
People & Relationships:Nationalities & Races
RACKETSRunning A Criminal Kingdom - Evil Thugs Succeed Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Law & Order
RADARRemote Aircraft Detected Along Radius Tony McCoy O'Grady (RADAR actually stands for RAdio Detection And Ranging)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Science:Electronics
RADIANTReally Attractive Damsel In Alluring Negligee Teaser Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
RADIORanting About Deity Is Omnipresent Angela Brett, while on a long car trip when her brother pointed out that the only radio station you can rely on getting just about everywhere in the country is a religious station.
Religion
Entertainment
Communication
RADIO (2)Relayed Across Distances - It's Omnipresent. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Communication
RADIO (3)Receives And Decodes Inaudible Oscillations Edwin Hermann
Communication
RADIO NEWSRegular Audio Dispatches Interrupt Other Noisy Entertainment With Stories. Angela Brett
Communication
RADIUSRip A Diameter Into Uniform Sections Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics:Geometry
RADONRarely A Desired Occurrence, Naturally Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry:Elements
RAICHURadically Awesome, Intelligent, Cute, Herculean... UBERCOOL! Jeff Anonymous (Raichu is Pokemon #26)
Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon
RAIDRepeated Annual Income Decrement Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Tax Assessment.
Commerce:Money
RAIKOUReally Arduous In Kapturing One. Urgh! Dundee (Raikou is Pokemon #248 - one of the three legendary beasts which is very difficult to capture.)
Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon
RAILROADRiding Along In Luxury, Railroads Often Are Delightful Sean Lamb
Transport:Trains
RAINRuns Along Inside Neckline TMcCO'G
Science:Meteorology
RAINBOW (2)Rain Ahead, Illumination Near Behind... Oh, Wow! Angela Brett
Science:Meteorology
RAINBOW (3)Red And Indigo, No Black Or White Eric Bridgstock
Science:Meteorology
RAINBOW (4)Really Amazing Image. Nicely Bends Over World Eric Bridgstock
Science:Meteorology
RAINBOW (5)Rainy Arc. It Never Breaks Or Wavers Eric Bridgstock
Science:Meteorology
RAINBOW (6)Refraction Acts In Natural Breakup Of White. Angela Brett
Science:Meteorology
RAMRudely Affects Middle Jeff Anonymous, explaining that eating random access memory may cause stomach cramps.
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Do Not Eat
RAMBLINGRanting About Marginally Bearable Little Insights - Nothing Great. Angela Brett, who is an expert on rambling.
Communication
RANDALLRelishes Aviation Navigation, Dynamic Achiever Loves Life Jan Morgan -- someone I know
Names:First names:Male
RANDOM HOUSEReading A New Dictionary Offers Many Hours Of Uniquely Serendipitous Enjoyment. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature
RANDYRapist Acting Nice, Diddling You Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
RANKRegal Attitude Needs Kingdom Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships
RANSOMRecovery Attempt Needs Shooters Or Money Eric Bridgstock, after Angela's laptop was held to ransom.
People & Relationships:Law & Order
RANSOM NOTEReally Awful Notice. Statement Of Malice. Not Often Tackled Easily. Eric Bridgstock
People & Relationships:Law & Order
Communication
RANTSRead As Notes To Self Angela Brett, as many rants are more like outlets for the ranters feelings with little thought of the person being ranted at.
Communication
RAPRepetitive Annoying Percussion Angela Brett
Entertainment:Music
RAPERascal Assaults, Penetrates Eagerly. Steve Keate
People & Relationships:Law & Order
RAPE (2)Readily Aborted Pregnancy Eventuates. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Law & Order
RAPHAELReaching At Peace, Heaven Answers Everyone's Lessons Jan Morgan
Names
RAPIDASHRaces Anything... Pokemon Instinctively Dashes After Something Hasty Angela Brett (Rapidash is Pokemon #78)
Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon
RAPIERRedmond Application Platform Is Engineered Roughly Sean Lamb (Rapier is Microsoft's code name for Windows CE 3.0 for Pocket PC version 2)
Computers:Windows
Names:Code Names:Microsoft
RAPPORTReach A Particularly Pleasant Ongoing Relationship Together Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships
RASCALRake After Seasoning Consummates Autumn Leaves Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships
RASHReaction Allergics Sometimes Have Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
RATRanger And Tracker Arven Yerdon
Science:Biology:Animals:Vermin
RATERRemember, A Ten's Extremely Rare. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
RATER (2)Reasonable Assessment's This Employee's Responsibility Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
RATICATERattata - After Twenty "Intervals" Character Alters Through Evolution Tony McCoy O'Grady, who has done Pokemon #20 as his first Pokemon expansion
Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon
RATIONAL NUMBERSRepresentable As Two Integers... Ontop - Numerator... And Lower Numeral? Usually Multiplying By Entry's Reciprocal Suffices. Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics:Number sets
RAT RACERodents Are The Runners, Apparently Craving Escape. Angela Brett
Sports & Recreation
Science:Biology:Animals:Vermin
RATS (2)Runs Around Through Sewers Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Animals:Vermin
RATTLESNAKEReptile's Agitated - Trembling Tail Lets Echoing Sound Notify Any Killable Entity Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Animals:Vermin
RAWHIDERedhat's Always Working Hard In Developing Enhancements Sean Lamb (Rawhide is the code name for RedHat's unstable development tree)
Computers:Linux
Names:Code Names:Linux
RAYMOND CHANDLERRacy - And Yet Moral! Our Nearly Dubious Charming Hero Assists Nervous Dame Lethally Exact Revenge Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Writers
RCMPRixes Care; McCop Provokes. Rob Rix - Responding to Tony "McCop" O'Grady's explanation for ROYAL CANADIAN MOUNTED POLICE
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Occupations
REACHRemoteness Eludes A Clutching Hand Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Verbs
REACHING YOUR LIMITSRemember, Even A Champion's Human. Invincibility's Not Given You, Only Use Responsible Low-Impact Machines If Training's Starting. Angela Brett
Sports & Recreation
REACTEDRegal Entrance Acknowledged; Close The Expletive Door! Rico Leffanta
Assorted Verbs
READ!Reality Envelops Announcing Death! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Reality (God) Envelops (Omnipresent) Announcing (in Bible) Death (to Jesus for our sins & to all who do not accept his atonement)!
Religion
READ AND SUCCEEDReaders Evidently Apply Details Article Notates Duly Surfing Up Career Chart? Essentially Empty Dross! TMcCO'G - Self-help manuals for success always seem to be tailored for someone else. Otherwise all those who read them would be whoppingly successful, instead of lurking in bookstores looking for more 'How to Succeed...' books
People & Relationships
Art & Literature
READERSReaders Extract Apronymic Data! Examine Reality Symbolic/Skillfully! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Art & Literature
REALISERead! Expand Apronymists! Live Innovation! Supersede Expansions! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. on realising the potential of apronymists.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
REALIZING DREAMSRestoring Esoteric Aesthetic Language Into Zine Is Now Getting Difficult Regardless Exact Allegorical Meanings Sought Apronymous Anonymous
People & Relationships
REAL TIME ACQUISITION SOFTWARERetrieves (Electronically) A Library. The Information Must Enter A Conduit Quickly, Use Ideal-Speed Internet To Integrate Our Nous So Our Fellow Thinkers Will Always Research Efficiently Angela Brett
Computers
REAL TIME INTEGRATED SOFTWARERender Everything As 'Live' Then (If My Ethernet Is Not Too Erratic) Get Reactions As Things Emerge. Don't Sit Otiosely, Forced To Wait As Report's Edited Angela Brett
Computers
REBBACHISAURUSReally Exceptional Beast Became A Creature Hidden In Saharan Africa Under Rigid Unsandy Sand Sean Lamb (Rebbachisaurus was discovered in the Saharan area of northern Africa; after so many millions of years, sand gets packed down into rigid structures)
Science:Biology:Animals:Dinosaurs
REBECCARaises Every Boy's Excitement, C-Cups Advertised Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
Names:First names:Female
REBUILDReassemble Everything, But Ultimately It's Little Different Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Verbs
RECAPRepeated Explanation Clarifies A Point. Angela Brett
Communication
RECENT ACRONYMReflects Everyone Constantly Expanding New Terms, All Carefully Recorded Online. 'Ncludes Yours, Maybe! Angela Brett, who thought she'd better acronymise the headings of the tour of recently added acronyms at http://acronyms.co.nz/tours/recent/recent1.html since they're in capitals.
Computers:Internet:Apronyms Website:Page Titles
RECEPTIONISTRegularly Every Company Employs Person To Implement Office Network If Someone Telephones Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
RECOGNITIONRealising Each Cherished One Gives Nasal Inflection That Identifies Owners Name Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships
RECOGNITION (2)Rewarding Esteemed Colleague On Goals Noted - Individual's Talent Is Officially Noted Tony
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Employee Recognition Program
RECORDERRegister Everything, Catching On Rotating Discs Each Remark. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Electronics
RECORDSRoundels Evidently Contained Operas - Recorded Double Sided Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:Music
RECORDS (2)Remarkable Events Contained On Registered Data System Tony McCoy O'Grady
Communication
History
RECOVERYRejecting Every Craving, One's Very Existence Reforms Yearly My name is Tony and I'm an ....
Drugs
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments:Mental Illness
RECRUITINGRemember Employers Can Reject Unskilled Individuals - That Includes New Graduates Angela Brett
People & Relationships:The Workforce
RECRUITMENTRedcoats Enlisters Coerced Runaway Urchins Into The Military - Each Needed Training Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:The Workforce
RECTUMRegular Egestion Causing Trouble? Use Metamucil! Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Body Parts
RECURSIVERECURSIVE Expansion Continually Unfolds Reflecting Successive Interations, Virtually Endless Angela Brett (expand the first word in this expansion for hours of fun. Don't forget to eat.)
Words & Wordplay
RED!Rises Ends, Danger! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Rises Ends: Sunrises, Sunsets. Red Label: Danger!
Assorted Adjectives:Colours
RED (2)Rather Exciting Decoratively Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Adjectives:Colours
RED (3)Regularly Exposes Dangers Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Adjectives:Colours
RED (4)Responsible Elevated Daily! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. referring to sunrise.
Assorted Adjectives:Colours
RED BULL"Rashness" Elevated - Drinkers Beat Up Latenight Lingerers TMcCO'G - there was a spate of attacks on passers-by in Dublin when Red Bull was at its most popular. Drinkers were adding it to their vodka, and becoming very violent.
Food & Drink:Drinks
RED FOXRusset Earth Denizen Finds Offal Xcellent Patricia Rix
Science:Biology:Animals
RED HATReverend Eminence's Designatory Headpeace - A 'Titfer' Tony McCoy O'Grady - A Roman-Catholic Cardinal gets a 'red hat' as a symbol of his status. "Titfer" is rhyming slang for hat (tit for tat).
Religion
Household Objects:Clothing
RED HAT (2)Reliable, Easy, Defensible Hardware Access Technology Jeff Anonymous, speaking of the Linux distribution.
Computers:Linux
REDMOND, START YOUR PHOTOCOPIERSRemember, Everyone, Don't Mention Our Nemesis Directly, Since They're Always Ready To Yell Objections Using Representatives Paid Hundreds Of Thousands. Obvious Clone Of Product Is Expected Relatively Soon. Angela Brett, referring to a banner at WWDC unveiled after the announcement of Mac OS X 10.4 code-named TIGER. It's quite clear which company the banner is referring to without it being spelled out.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
REEBOKReally Expensive, Exceeds Budget Of Kids. Angela Brett
Household Objects:Clothing
REFERENCE MANUALRegularly Encountered Features Explained Reliably, Errors Newbies Can Expect. Many Additional Notes Using Accessible Language Tony McCoy O'Grady
Computers
Art & Literature
REFILLReadjust, Enhancing Fullness In Liquid Levels Jan Morgan
Assorted Verbs
REFUGEESRecent Emigrants From Unease Generate Enmity, Entering Sneakily Tony McCoy O'Grady
Politics
REFUNDReturning Endorsements For Using Notes, Deficient Jan Morgan
Commerce
REGANResentfully Envies Goneril - Abundantly Noxious Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's (The Tragedy of) King Lear
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:(The Tragedy Of) King Lear
REGGIERich Entrepreneur Gets Going In Employment Jan Morgan
Names:First names
REGINALDResponsible Educator Gets In Nice Adventure, Learns Diversity Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Male
REGIONRough Expanse, Generally In One's Neighbourhood Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places
REGRESSRetreat Everybody Going Reversewards Exiting Sticky Situation Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Verbs
REGURGITATINGRelishing Eating Goodies Until Repeated Gluttony Incites The Appetite To Induce Newsworthy Gourmands Rico Leffanta
Food & Drink
REHABReformative Ethos Has Amended Behaviour Tony McCoy O'GrAAdy
Drugs
REHASHRecycle Everything, Heat Again Sunday's Ham Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Verbs
Food & Drink
REHASHEDRejected Essay He Again Submitted, Having Edited Document. Angela Brett
Art & Literature
REHASHED (2)Rejected Essay Has Apparently Some Heavy Extra Downloads. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature
REHEARSERepeating Everything Hundredfold Ensures Actors Retain Stage Excellence Tony McCoy O'Shakespeare
Entertainment
REHEARSINGRepeat Everything - Having Erring Actor Reacting Sloppily Is Not Good. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment
REINDEERRudolph's Exceptional In Nasal Department - Easily Enabling Routefinding Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Animals
Time:Special Occasions:Christmas
REJECTSRegurgitation Exemplifies Justice Et Cleanliness. True, Simple. Jeff Anonymous
Assorted Verbs
REJECTS (2)Refused Entry Justly. Entry Criteria Taken Seriously! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
REJECTS (3)Rubbishy Entries Justifiably Evicted - Cannot Taint Stack. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
REJOICINGReceiving Email Jokes Over Internet Connection Instigates Nice Gaiety Tony McCoy O'Grady
Laughter
RELATIONSHIPSRather Enjoyable Linkages Are Those I Open Nowadays Seeking Happiness In Platonic Situations Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships
RELAXRest, Eating Lychees And Xylocarps Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink
Sports & Recreation:Relaxation
RELAX (2)Rest Easy, Life's An Xperiment Patricia Rix
Sports & Recreation:Relaxation
RELIEF SOCIETYRighteous Earnest Ladies, Individuals Engaged Faithfully, Sacrifice/Service Of Caring Interchange, Enduring Together Yearly Jan Morgan -- LDS women's Organization
Religion
RELIGIONReaches Every Life, If God Is Or Not Angela Brett
Religion
RE-LOLReally Excited, Lots Of Laughing re-LOL typed by Angela to mean 'LOL again,' acronym suggested by Tony McCoy O'Grady.
Laughter
REMResoundingly Evocative Musicians Eric Bridgstock
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Entertainment:Music:Artists
REMINGTONRealist Emits Manifestations In Narrative, Graphic Truth On Notions Jan Morgan -- someone I know -- he really says it like he sees it.
Names:First names:Male
REMINGTON (2)Rhythm Evokes Motion In Nonviolent Graphic Truth On Notions Jan Morgan -- someone I know -- Truth telling guy has rhythm.
Names:First names:Male
REMOVERefusing Entry, Matter Of Vetoing Entrance Jan Morgan
Assorted Verbs
RENAULTRemarkable European (Notably Aerodynamic) Ultimate-Luxury Transport Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport:Car Makes & Models
RENEERunning Extra Nights Earns Endurance Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
RENEWRecreating Emergents, Necessary Elements Wanted Jan Morgan
Assorted Verbs
REPLENISHMENTReplace Every Piece Lost. Each New Incoming Shipment Has More Elements Needed, Thanks Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Nouns
REPORTSRegular Evaluation Procedure Often Reveals Torporific Staff Angela Brett
Communication
People & Relationships:The Workforce
REPORTS (2)Records Exhibiting Progress Of Regulars Towards "Satisfactory" Patricia Rix
Communication
REPORTS (3)Regular Evening Profiles On Regional Television Service Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:TV shows
Communication
REPOSSESSIONRepugnant Event, Perhaps One Should've Sent Expected Stipend, Since It's Overdue Now. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Commerce
RESERVOIR DOGSRampant Excitement, Supposedly. Extremely Rare Violent Occurrences, It's Really Dull - Oh God, Stop! Angela Brett, after watching all she could stand of the movie 'Reservoir Dogs.' The video cover pretty much admitted there was no plot, but promised an explosive, break-neck speed spree of violence - that wasn't there either which left the movie somewhat empty.
Entertainment:Movies
RESPITEResting Easy Some People Inhale The Ether Rico Leffanta
Sports & Recreation:Relaxation
RESPONSEReact Expressing Surprise - People Often Note Staring Eyes Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Nouns
RESTRelaxing Excessively Soothes Tension Kenny Roy
Sports & Recreation:Relaxation
RESUMEReport Effortlessly Sums Up My Experiences Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:The Workforce
RESUME (2)Relate Every Single Useful, Minute Experience Patricia Rix
People & Relationships:The Workforce
RETAILReally Expensive Things Are Individually Labelled Tony McCoy O'Grady
Commerce
RETARDReally Exhausting To Attempt Reading Dictionary. Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
RETARD (2)Regulate Everything To Arrange Restrain Detonation Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Verbs
RETIRERich Elders Trade-In Relentless Employment Angela Brett
Time:Age
RETIREMENTRegular Employment Time Is Reduced. 'Elderly' Means Enjoying New Timetable Tony McCoy O'Grady
Time:Age
RETRIEVERecover Everything They Robbed In Evening's Violent Episode Tony McCoy O'Grady, whose mother once retrieved some of what had stolen in a burglary
People & Relationships:Law & Order
REVELATIONRegarding Eventual Victory, Expect Lucifer's Aides To Intervene Over Nations. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion:Bible books
REVELATION (2)Reads Encoding Very Easily, Literally, And Turns It Out Normal Tony McCoy O'Grady (see YARP... Prayer is a human (or humans) talking to God. The opposite of prayer is 'revelation'. Revelation is God talking to human(s) and I imagine that your program will 'reveal' something.)
Computers:Windows:Applications:The opposite of PRAY
REVELATION (3)Reads Each Virtual Electronic Life Agent, Translating Into Original Notation Gavin Lambert, Angela Brett and Tony McCoy O'Grady
Computers:Windows:Applications:The opposite of PRAY
REVENUEReceived Earnings, Vital Excise, Now Undergoes Experience Jan Morgan
Commerce:Money
REVERENCERespect Every View, End Religious Envious Nonsense, Choose Equality Jan Morgan
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
REVOLTING (2)Reproducing Erotica Via Open-Line Talkback Is Not Good! Angela Brett
Assorted Adjectives
REVOLTING (3)Retailing Emasculated Vagina On Local Toilets Is Normally Grotesque. Steve Keate and Angela Brett
Assorted Adjectives
REVOLVERRotating Elements, Vital Of Lines, Viewing Every Range Jan Morgan
Military:Weapons
RHENIUMRather Hard Element, Not - Indeed - Unlike Manganese. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry:Elements
RHIANNONReason Has Its Answers Nature Never Offers Nonsense Rico Leffanta
Names:First names:Female
RHINOSRhino Horn Is Not Orgasmically Stimulating Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
Science:Biology:Animals
RHODE ISLANDRoger's Home Of Distinction Established Individual State, Little Area, Newport's Domain Jan Morgan - Roger Williams Established Rhode Island
Places:States & Regions
RHODIOLARecommended Herb Often Diagnosed In Occasional Lung Afflictions Tony
Food & Drink:Condiments:Herbs
RICERepast Is Consumed Everywhere Angela Brett
Food & Drink
RICE (2)Rich In Carbohydrates, Evidently Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink
RICE (3)Raised In Chinese Empire. Roger Williams
Food & Drink
RICE (4)Rich In Carbohydrate Energy TMcCO'G
Food & Drink
RICHARDRoast Irish Cow & Ham - A 'Real' Dinner Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:You Are What You Eat
RICHARD (2)Realized Increased Cravings Have A Real Disadvantage Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Male
RICHARD IIRobs Inheritance Cousin Held And Ruinous Disaster Is Inevitable Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Richard II
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Richard II
RICHARD PERLEReaganite's Influence Conquers - Has Administration Reject Diplomacy, Preferring Extremely Right-Leaning Enforcement Chris Kjelgaard. "Extremely Rigorous Law Enforcement" could be an alternative ending
Names:Famous people:Politicians
People & Relationships:Law & Order
Military:War & Terrorism
RICH MANRandy Ignorant Craving Hideous Money Amid Needy Mary Carr
Commerce
RICHMONDReflects In Contrast His Majesty's Ogreish Nasty Deeds Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Richard III
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Richard III
RICH PEOPLERolling In Cash, Having Potential Excess Over Probable Lifetime's Expenditure Tony McPauper O'Grady
People & Relationships
Commerce:Money
RICKI LAKERevealing Information Concerning Kinky Interludes - Lackadaisical Audience Kept Entertained. Angela Brett
Entertainment:TV shows:Talk Shows
RICKI LAKE (2)Rampant Infidelity - Colloquially 'Kickin' It' - Lesbian Adulteresses & Kooks Everywhere. Angela Brett
Entertainment:TV shows:Talk Shows
RICKS COLLEGEReverence In College Knowledge Scholars. Causes One's Learning Life, Education Generates Excitement Jan Morgan
Education:Schools
RICKYRambunctious Is Child, Keen Yang Jan Morgan - child I know
Names:First names
RICOReal Intense Coital Orgasm Rico Leffanta
Names:First names:Male
Names:Acronymists
RICO (2)Rich In Calorific Overindulgence Angela Brett
Names:You Are What You Eat
RICO LEFFANTAReadily Invents Copious, Often Lusty Expansions - Frighteningly Fast Acronymising Now Tailing Angela Angela Brett
Names:Acronymists
RIDING A BIKEReaching Immense Distances Is Nearly Gleeful, Added Benefit Is Knee Exercise Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport
Sports & Recreation
RIETVELDRenowned Illustrator Emblazons Tshirts, Very Elaborate & Lovely Designs TMcCO'G - the search item 'RIETVELD' has been on the list so long, I did a websearch and found that Rick Rietveld does surfer illustrations for t-shirts,
Names
RIFLERight In Firing Line... Eeeek! Angela Brett
Military:Weapons
RIFLE (2)Robbers' Instinct - Fleetingly Look Everywhere Tony McCoy O'Grady
Military:Weapons
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Criminals
RIFLE (3)Rediscovering Insects For Learning Experience Jan Morgan -- someone I know who loves bugs
Names:First names:Male
RIFLE (4)Respectful Individual, Fun Loving Excitement Jan Morgan -- someone I know
Names:First names:Male
RIGHT STUFFReally Intense Guys - Heroes That're Sure To Ultimately Find Fame Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
RIMMINGRegurgitation-Inducing Mutual Masturbation Is No Good Jeff Anonymous, replying to a failed search; if you don't know, you don't want to know. Believe me.
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
RINGERRacehorse Is Not Genuine, Event's Rigged Tony McCoy O'Grady (A 'ringer' is a good horse substituted for a bad one, to make a killing from the bookies)
Sports & Recreation
RIOTRaucous Is Obviously Taboo Jan Morgan
People & Relationships
RIPRomance In Progress Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
RIPCORDRelax - If Parachute Cannot Open, Reserve'll Deploy Tony McCoy O'Grady
Sports & Recreation:Parachuting
RIP-OFFReally Isn't Percentage Of Fat Free Angela Brett (see FAT FREE)
Food & Drink
RIPONReview Is Plagiarism Of Novel Angela Brett (Ripon is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as being, '(Of literary critics.) To include all the best jokes from the book in the review to make it look as if the critic thought of them.'
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
RISK MANAGEMENTReal Investors Should Know Millions Are Not Always Gained... Ensure Money's Entirety's Not Together Angela Brett, thinking of 'spreading the risk'
Commerce:Money
RISK MANAGEMENT (2)Remembering I Should Keep My Ample Nuggets Apart - Golden Eggs Maybe Empty Nest Tomorrow. Angela Brett, thinking of not putting all of one's golden eggs in one basket.
Commerce:Money
RIVENDELLRiver In Valley Excludes Necromancer; Dwellings' Elves Live Luxuriously Patricia Rix
Art & Literature:Fictional Places:The Lord of the Rings
RIVERRuns In Various Elongated Routes Niki Widdowson
Places:Waterways
ROAD RAGERulers Of Automobiles Don't Remember About General Etiquette Angela Brett
Transport
ROAD TRIPRoisterous Overland Adventure, Driving Through Remote & Interesting Places Leave blank for official use
Sports & Recreation:Travel
ROAD TRIP (2)Result Of A Desire To Retch In Public? Angela Brett, thinking about carsickness
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
Transport
ROAST PORKRotated On A Spit, The Pig Overtly Ruins Kosher Angela Brett
Food & Drink
ROBRegularly Offers Brilliance Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:Acronymists
ROB (2)Revolts Over Beans Patricia Rix
Names:You Are What You Eat
ROBBERSRogues Or Burglars, Break & Enter Residences & Steal. Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Criminals
ROBEResolution Of Blasted Education Angela Brett, just after graduating.
Household Objects:Clothing:Academic Regalia
ROBERTRixes' Only Boy Evidently Resents Tony! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:Acronymists
ROBERT (2)Result Of Bob's Exhilaration - Respectful Tenderness? Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:Acronymists
ROBERT (3)Respect Of 'Birds' - End Result's Tittering Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:Acronymists
ROBERT (4)Robbie: 'Only-Boy Epidemic' Repeated Triply Tony McCoy O'Grady - Robert (a.k.a Rob) Rix is the only son of an only son of an only son - three generations of Rix males have produced one son - females are not taken into consideration for the purposes of the acronym
Names:Acronymists
ROBINRacing Oncoming Bird, Injures Native Jan Morgan -- Birds were playing chase and headed for the window one bounced off said window the other hit person sitting on porch
Science:Biology:Animals:Birds
ROBOT MACDOBOTRunning On Batteries, Original Thinking Machine - Apple-Computer-Disk Operated But Occasionally Temperamental Tony McCoy O'Grady, acronymising the name of the robot prototype Robot MacDobot which kept KeyBoard alive on the deserted island until MacGirl found him.
MacGirl & KeyBoard:Other Characters
ROB RIXReally, Only Bothersome Rune Is 'X' Rob Rix
Names:Acronymists
ROB RIX (2)Represents OS By Roman Inscription 'X' Angela Brett
Names:Acronymists
ROB RIX (3)Retains Objects By Rapidly Instructing X Angela Brett, since Rob programs for Mac OS X, which involves retaining objects.
Names:Acronymists
ROCKRegion Of Countryside - Karst. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places
ROCK A BYE BABYRickety Old Cradle, Kinetically Aided Break, Yields Empty Branch And Baby Yells Patricia Rix
Art & Literature:Nursery Rhymes
ROCKETRoaring Off, Carrying Keen Extra Terrestrials Patricia Rix
Science:Astronomy
Science:Physics
ROCKET (2)Races Off Creating Kerosene Exhaust Trail Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport
Science:Physics
ROCKETSReach Orbit Converting Kinetic Energy, Transporting Satellites Philip Edwards
Science:Astronomy
RODDY DOYLEReflecting On Dubliners' Doings, You Dwell On Young Love's Escapades Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Writers
RODEOSRiders Often Dismount End Over 'Saddle' Roger Williams
Sports & Recreation
ROFLRaunchy Overlord Fell Lasciviously. Jeff Anonymous, when Tony said 'ROFL' on the forums, and Jeff thought he ought to supply a more original expansion for it than 'Rolling On Floor Laughing'.
Laughter
Re-expansions of existing acronyms:Conversational
ROFL (3)Retched Onto Floor Laughing Tony McCoy O'Grady, asking 'Have you ever laughed so much you were sick?' (ROFL usually stands for 'Rolling On Floor Laughing')
Laughter
Re-expansions of existing acronyms:Conversational
ROGERRomantic Overtones Get Everyone Roused Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
ROGER (2)Relax, One's Got Erection Ready Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
ROHYPNOLRapists Often Have Your Phone Number - Over Later! Steve Keate and Angela Brett. (Rohypnol is a tranquiliser which has been linked with date rapes.)
Drugs
ROHYPNOL (2)Randy Old Hack Yields Pharmaceuticals Numbing Obstinate Ladies Steve Keate and Angela Brett
Drugs
ROLLERCOASTERRide Of Long Length Enjoyed Regularly. Can Often Amuse / Startle Those Enjoying Ride Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment
ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHINGRolling Over Laughing Loudly, It's Not Good Over Night To Happily Exude Frenzied Laughter On One's Rug, Loud And Uncontrollable Good Humour Irritates Neighbouring Grandma. Steve Keate and Angela Brett
Laughter
ROLLS ROYCERather Ostentatious Luxury Limousine; Suits Rich, Often Yields Car Envy. Eric Bridgstock
Transport:Car Makes & Models
ROMAN HOLIDAYRomance - Often Mushy - As Nubile Hepburn Offered Love Is Demure And Youthful. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:Movies
ROMANTICRandy Old Man Anticipates Necking, Touching, Intimate Caresses Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
ROMEORomantic Opportunist Makes Enemies Outraged Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Romeo and Juliet
ROMULANReally Overly Militaristic; Uses Light Attracting Node Gavin Lambert (Romulans use an artificial black hole as a power source)
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:Star Trek
RONALD REAGANRuler Of North America, Looked Dopey - Regular 'Extra' Actor, Got Average Notices Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:Famous people:Politicians
Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses
RONALD REAGAN (2)Respectable Orator Navigates A Large Democracy, Reached Eternity, Alzheimers Gained Against Notable Jan Morgan
Names:Famous people:Politicians
Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses
RONALD WEASLEYRagamuffin Offers Nervousness At Life's Dealings With Extremely Abominal Situations, Loyalty Emits Yearly Jan Morgan
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:Harry Potter
RON AND JANERemember Our Names, All Net Denizens... Joint Acronymic Notoriety Everywhere Angela Brett, who doesn't know who Ron and Jane are, but speculates that the Ron and Jane who searched for that on the website were just hoping that someone would see their names on the unsuccessful searches page and expand them, so that they'd be 'famous' by being on a web site.
Names
RON'S SECOND WIFE"Ready Or Not," She Said, "Everyone's Celebrating Our Nuptials. Don't Wallow In First's Extinction." Angela Brett, expanding an unsuccessful search, wondering if this mysterious Ron got married again soon after his first wife's funeral.
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Marriage & Divorce
RON'S SECOND WIFE (2)Repetition Of Nuptial Service Secures Extra Connubiality. Obviously Newly Delivered Wife Is Frequently Embraced Tony McCoy O'Grady (Whilst I normally decline to do 'names', but when the "Repetition Of Nuptial Service" occurred to me, I was hooked! - - BTW I hope RON'S SECOND WIFE "is" frequently embraced! Let us know :-)
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Marriage & Divorce
ROOTRadical, Or Originating Thing Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Mathematics
Assorted Nouns
ROOTSReally One Outstanding Television Series Sean Lamb (who was but a child when "Roots" premiered on television)
Entertainment:TV shows
ROSALINDResolution Opens Sweetheart's Awareness. Love Is Now Developing Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's As You Like It
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:As You Like It
ROSALINERuns Off Suggesting A Liaison In Next Encounter Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Love's Labours Lost
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Love's Labours Lost
ROSERichly Offers Scents Effectively Jan Morgan
Science:Biology:Plants
ROSE (2)Radically Opposite Soul Entices/Enchants Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I THINK I'VE MADE AN ACRONYM LONGER THAN YOU. DAFFODILS ARE YELLOW, CARNATIONS ARE WHITE, I'LL RECLAIM MY LAURELS, I'M THE CHAMPION ALRIGHT! HEATHER IS PURPLE, IVY IS GREEN, THIS IS THE LONGEST AN ACRONYM'S BEEN!Really! One Should Expect - Sometimes - Anthony's Reaction. Experts Rarely Eschew 'Dares' Very Intense - Often Late Evening - Thinking Sessions Are Required. Electrified Brain Lights Up. Encouraged - I Try Harder! I Now Know It's Very Easy Making Acronyms. Dictionaries Enhance Abilities Now Allowing Champion Recover Original Notoriety. You May Look Over Newly Generated Extravaganza Regretting Thy Hasty Announcement. Now You're Overthrown, Unfortunately. Dearest Angela Fancied Fame Of Dethroning Irishman's Longest Spelt Acronym. Record Eventually Yours Evidently Lacked 'Legs' Oh Worthy Claimant! Alas! Regretfully Now Anthony Triumphs In One New Shootout And Restores Equilibrium. (What Height Is Tony's Everest?) It Looks Like Renewed Effort Could Land Angela Into Masterclass, Maybe - Yes? Laughing, Angela Unleashes Retaliatory Effort, Looking Searchingly Into Modern Thesaurus - Hopefully, Expectantly Challenging His Authority May Prove Impossible - Or Not A Lasting Record - It Goads Him Terribly. Having Easily Achieved The Heroic-Extent Record I Should Probably Unhurriedly Remain Patient - Length-Extending Is Vaguely Yawnful. I Suspect Getting Rico Energised Even Now Though Has Imperceptibly Started. I Suppose That He Envies Longest Ovation. Now Generating Eighty-Seven Term Acronym's Nearly Accomplished. Can Rico Offer Naughty Young Man's Supreme Best Effort Even Now? Tony McCoy O'Grady, a few weeks after Angela's 'BEHOLD, THE AMAZING ANGELA...'
Words & Wordplay:Ridiculously long apronyms
ROSETTARare Old Stone Excavation Tutored Talented Archeologists Tony McCoy O'Grady - the Rosetta Stone helped people to decipher Egyptian hieroglyphics
History
ROTATERound Orb Turns And Turns Eternally. Roger Williams
Assorted Verbs
ROTERepeat One Thing Exhaustingly Angela Brett
Education
ROTORUARotten Ova, The Olfactory Receptors Usually Assume Angela Brett (Rotorua smells like rotten eggs because of the sulphur in the air due to geothermal activity.)
Places:Towns & Cities:New Zealand
ROUND TABLERedolent Of Unique Notion. Destined To Amaze By Launching Equality Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Myths & Legends:Arthurian Legend
ROUTERSRhymes Outers? Uters? The Easiest Route's Silence. Angela Brett, as geeks sometimes argue about the pronunciation of the word router.
Computers:Generic Hardware
ROVERRemotely Operated Vehicle - Elevated Reconnaissance Tony McCoy O'Grady, saying: You know the remote-controlled aircraft used to spy over unfriendly territory? Well I don't know what they are called but they could be called ROVER. (Angela added that they're called Unmanned Aerial Vehicles, or UAVs)
Military
ROWLINGReaders Of Wizardry Linked In Novel Guild Muggles McCoy O'Grady, in response to a request for a name for a Harry Potter society at Cambridge University.
Art & Literature:Harry Potter Society
ROW ROW ROW YOUR BOATRide On Water, Ride On Water, Ride On Water, Yes Onward Untiring, Rowing Bravely On And Triumphing Patricia Rix
Art & Literature:Nursery Rhymes
RSHReal Security Hole The rsh (Remote SHell) daemon is one of the system processes that is often compromised for server hacks.
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Internet
RSVPReply Soon Via Phone/Post Angela Brett (RSVP usually stands for Respondez S'il Vous Plait)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Communication
RSVP (2)Replying Seems Very Polite Tony McCoy O'Grady (see RSVP)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Communication
RTFMReflects 'Teaching Fishing' Metaphor Angela Brett, when there was a discussion on the Cocoa-dev mailing list about whether RTFM (Read The F***ing Manual) responses are productive. Some people argued that it's better to show people where to look to find information rather than just giving the information, and one mentioned the saying, 'Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.'
Re-expansions of existing acronyms:Conversational
RUBBISHRepeatedly Uttering 'Blah Blah' Is So Humdrum. Angela Brett
Communication
RUBICONRiver (Utmost Boundary) Its Crossing Opened Nastiness. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Waterways
History
RUBIDIUMRather Uncommon, But If Discovered Is Usually Minute. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry:Elements
RUBYRelationship Untouched By Years Angela Brett, referring to what is traditionally the ruby (40th) wedding anniversary.
Time:Special Occasions:Wedding Anniversaries
RUBY (2)Resistant Unity Began Yesteryear Angela Brett
Time:Special Occasions:Wedding Anniversaries
RUDENESSRegular Users Discount Earns Nice Extra Special Savings Tony McCoy O'Grady (see SHOVE OFF)
Words & Wordplay:Rudeness:Rude Advertising Slogans
RUDYRough Unusual Dude, Yob Jan Morgan - a person I know
Names:First names
RUGBYRucks Unite Great Baritone Yodellers Rico Leffanta
Sports & Recreation
RUGOPSRelatively Unknown Giant Of Paleozoic Science Sean Lamb (The rugops primus [or "rugops" for short] is a recent discovery in Africa; more info is at http://dsc.discovery.com/news/briefs/20040531/newdino.html)
Science:Biology:Animals:Dinosaurs
RUGRATRuffians Use Gadgets, Release A Trojan Sean Lamb (Rugrat is the name of the first 64-bit Windows virus discovered 5/27/04)
Computers:Windows
RUGRAT (2)Reprobate User Group Readily Attacks Technology Sean Lamb (Rugrat is the name of the first 64-bit Windows virus discovered 5/27/04)
Computers:Windows
RUGRAT (3)Releasing Untold Gnomes, Rascal Assaults Terminals Sean Lamb (Rugrat is the name of the first 64-bit Windows virus discovered 5/27/04)
Computers:Windows
RULE OF THUMBRather Unique 'Legislation' Explains Observed Findings That Have, Usually, Many Benefits Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science
Assorted Phrases
RUMSFELDRemarkably Unpleasant Man, Supercilious For Every Live Debate Chris Kjelgaard
Names:Famous people:Politicians
Military
RUMSFELD (2)Recklessly Unrepentant Minister Shows Foreigners Extremely Lethal Displeasure Chris Kjelgaard
Names:Famous people:Politicians
Military
RUMSFELD (3)Reactionary Upstart Makes Sure Forces Engage Less-Developed Chris Kjelgaard
Names:Famous people:Politicians
Military
RUNRace Until Nighttime Tony McCoy O'Grady
Sports & Recreation
RUNTIME SYSTEMRarely Used, Not That I Mind... Everything's So Yucky & Slow That Engineers Murder! Angela Brett, who actually loves things like HyperTalk and Objective-C for their runtime systems. 'Rarely Used, Not That I Mind' was just too good to resist. Slowness is about the only possible criticism of runtime systems, and I don't notice that. (Perhaps Mope would be a better M word, but I don't agree with the expansion anyway.)
Computers:Programming
RUSSELLRanks Usually Safe, Success Earns Lovely Life Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Male
RUSSIARemains Unstable, Socialists Still In Authority. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
RUSTYRuthless User, Severs Ties, Yob Jan Morgan - a person I know
Names:First names:Male
RUSTY (2)Ruthless User, Shameful Tactics Yesterday Jan Morgan - a person I know
Names:First names:Male
RUTHRaised Up To Heaven Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion:Bible books
RUTH (2)Rarely Uncovers The Hose Rico Leffanta
Names:First names:Female
RUTHLESSRigourous Unto Those Harmed, Lacks Emotion, Sans Sympathy Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
RWANDARegular Warfare Amongst Natives - Dreadful Atrocities. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
RYANS DAUGHTERRustic Yokels And Native Simpletons Depicted As Unlikely Gaelic Hooey Tale Ends Romantically. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:Movies
RYMMERim - Yet Mainly Middle English Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Nouns
SASaith Art! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
SAARSaxon Area Around River Rico Leffanta
Places
SABBATICALSeventh's A Biblical Blessing - Apparently The Israelites Cancelled All Liabilities Tony
Religion
SABBATICAL (3)Supportive And Benevolent Bosses Authorise Taking In-Career Absence/ Leave Tony
People & Relationships:The Workforce
SABBATICAL (4)Studying Abroad Begins Bringing A Turningpoint In Career And Life Tony
People & Relationships:The Workforce
SABBATICAL (6)Semitic Arrangement (Biblical) Brought Abeyance To Israel's Cultivated & Arable Land Tony
Religion
SABERSword's A Brilliant Edged Razor Tony McCoy O'Grady
Military:Weapons
SABOTAGESerious Attack By Organised Terrorists Against Great Enterprise Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Nouns
SACRAMENTSymbols Are Carefully Revered And Memorial Events Noted Today Jan Morgan - we remember what Christ did for us by taking the sacrament
Religion
SACRAMENTSSome Actions Constituting Religion - Activists May Enter New Theological State Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion
SACREDSweet Adoration, Choice Reverence, Evident Divinity Jan Morgan
Religion
SADSorrow All Day Jan Morgan
People & Relationships:Emotions
SADDAMSavage Arab Dictator, Dangerous And Murderous Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:Famous people:Politicians
SADDAM HUSSEINSupremely Arrogant Despot Desperately Attempts Moving, Hiding - Unlike Sons, Swiftly Exterminated In North Chris Kjelgaard
Names:Famous people:Politicians
SADDAM HUSSEIN (2)Scared Arab Dictator Disappeared As Man Hunt Unseated Supporters - Surely Escaped Incognito Now? Chris Kjelgaard
Names:Famous people:Politicians
SADDAM HUSSEIN (3)Should A Dictator Die At My Hands? United States Soldiers Entertain Idea Now. Angela Brett
Names:Famous people:Politicians
SADISMSometimes Administering Discipline Is Sexually Motivated Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
SAFARISome Animals Find Americans Rather Indigestible Rico Leffanta
Sports & Recreation
SAFARI (2)Small And Fast And Relatively Incorrect Angela Brett, when Steve said, 'Chimera is small, fast and correct. Safari is smaller, faster and incorrect.'
Computers:Internet:Web browsers
SAFARI (3)Simplicity's Audience Forges A Reasonable Influence. Rob Rix
Computers:Internet:Web browsers
SAFESingle Accountable Functional Empathetic Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
People & Relationships
SAFE!Sweet Abode! Full! Employed! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Assorted Adjectives
SAFE (2)Systems Adapted! Fully Electronic! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
People & Relationships:Law & Order
Science:Electronics
SAFE (3)System Adapted! Fully Executed! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Capital Punishment.
People & Relationships:Law & Order
SAFE (4)Sanely Approach Future Empathetically! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Assorted Adjectives
People & Relationships:Advice
SAGITTARIUSSurely A Genuine Intellectual Takes This As Rubbish. It's Uniquely Suspicious Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion:Astrology
SAGITTARIUS (2)Sage At Getting Intellectual, Truthful Talking Attribute, Rigorous Individual Uses Scrutiny Jan Morgan
Religion:Astrology
SAIDSmart Arses Inferiority Disorder John Richard Jones This is for those who can only say negative things against you but have no grounds for it. If it can only be said, then it has to be SAID.
Communication
People & Relationships:Abuse
SAILBOATSkims Along In Little Bay On Aeolian Thrust Tony McAyeAye Captain
Transport
SAILORSeasickness Affects Inlanders... Lean Overboard Retching Angela Brett
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
Transport:Drivers
SAINT CLOUD STATE UNIVERSITYSomeone At Institution Needed To 'Cleverize' Lettering Of University, Didn't Say The Apronym's Topic... Expansion's Unfortunately Not Interesting. Valid Expansion Regardless... Searcher, I'll Teach You! Angela Brett, when somebody searched for this phrase on the site, but didn't leave any information on what sort of apronym was wanted.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
Education:Schools
SAINT LUCIASince Attracting Its New Tourists, Little Unchanged Culture Is Available. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
SALAMANDERSever A Limb, And Miraculously A Near-Duplicate Emerges. Radical! Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Animals
SALARYSufferers Always Long A Rejuvenated Youth Dundee
People & Relationships:The Workforce
SALARY (2)Suggest A Little (Ahem) Raise, Yes? Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:The Workforce
SALARY (3)Struggle Along Loyally And Reward's Yours Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:The Workforce
SALARY (4)Stall And Layabouts Are Rewarded Yearly Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:The Workforce
SALESome Articles Less Expensive Tony Moore
Commerce
SALE: BUY ONE, GET ONE FREE!Sin/Slave Almighty/Atoning Love Examine/Embrace. Buy Unlimited Your One Need. Enjoy God Emmanuel, Trusting Omnipotent. Now Experience Freedom, Real Empathy Eternally! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Isaiah 55:1: Ho, every one that thirsteth, come ye to the waters, and he that hath no money; come ye, buy, and eat; yea, come, buy wine and milk without money and without price. The KJV Strong's Version Jesus made this possible. Buy Unlimited Your One Need. God.
Religion
SALES AND MARKETINGSuccessful Agents Learn Each Stock's Assets, New Deals Made Are Regularly - Keep Exceeding Targets In Noteworthy Growth Tony McCoy O'Grady
Commerce
SALES ANGLE: "HOMES" CHEAP!Secure Abodes: Lush Environs! Swimming! Appropiately Named "Great Lakes Estates: Huron, Ontario, Michigan, Erie & Superior!" Constraint: Have Easy Annual Payments! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Commerce
Places:Buildings
SALES GOALSShamelessly A Lad Expounds Spurious Gobbledygook On Acme's Latest System Angela Brett
Commerce
SALES GOALS (2)Seem A Little Excessive? Some General Office Ass Lacks Sense Tony McCoy O'Grady (Sales goals are usually just-about-unachieveable levels set by someone in headquarters, who has never worked on the shop-floor)
Commerce
SALLY KAYSpunky Acquaintance Lively, Loyal Yin, Kind, Ambitious, Yes Jan Morgan -- a person I know
Names:First names:Female
SALOMEShe Always Loved Old Misers Enthusiastically Rico Leffanta (Salome is the dancer "John-the-Baptist" lost his head over)
Religion
SALTStaple Additive Lends Taste Angela Brett
Food & Drink:Condiments
SALT (2)Sprinkle A Little Taste Angela Brett
Food & Drink:Condiments
SALT (3)Something A Lexicographer Takes? Tony McCoy O'Grady, after Angela said 'No lexicographer worth his salt would say that apronym is not in use!'
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
SALT (4)Something Addictive, Lovely Taste Tony Moore
Food & Drink:Condiments
SALT CAN KILLSodium's A Lethal Toxin, Chlorine's Also Noxious, Keep Ingestion Levels Low! Angela Brett, recalling that sodium and chlorine are each lethal on their own but combine to form table salt which is mostly harmless.
Food & Drink:Condiments
SALUSSave A Little Until Spring Rico Leffanta
Religion:Roman Gods & Goddesses
SAMSerene Allegiance Mostly Jan Morgan -- Good brother of NEPHI
Names:Book of Mormon Characters
SAMANTHAShe's A Magician And Nose-Twitching Hag Apparently Tony McCoy O'Grady. Samantha was the name ot the witch in an old TV series "Bewithced", and while the actress was not ugly, 'hag' is a term for a witch.
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters
SAME DAY PROCESSING'Snaps' Are Magically, Expressly, Developed And (Yes) Printed Rapidly. Our Computer Ensures Shoddy Shot In Not Generated Tony McCoy O'Grady
Commerce
SAMILLE FIESSENSeduces Action Men In Lovely Layouts Especially Friends In Erotic Soapy Situations Electrifying Networks Rico Leffanta (Samille Fiessen is better known as Dyan Cannon)
Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses:Little known real names
SAMOASSalivating, Appetizing Morsels, Obvious Abundant Sensation Jan Morgan -- #2 Seller in Girl Scout Cookies (coconut, caramel, chocolate atop a shortbread cookie)
Food & Drink
Sports & Recreation:Scouts
SAMUELSafely Advised Men Under Effective Leadership Eric Bridgstock
Religion:Bible books
SAMUEL BECKETTStrange, And Most Unusual English Language Bewildering Enactments Cause Kerfuffle - Exceptionally Theatrical Though Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Writers
SAMWISESexually Active Misfit Wanderer (Is Seeing Elrond) Carl Brett
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:The Lord of the Rings
SAMWISE (2)Sidekick Adores Master; Will Inevitably Save Everything Patricia Rix
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:The Lord of the Rings
SAND DRAGStop And Not Derail Delinquent Railcars... A Godsend! Angela Brett (according to http://www.glue-it.com/trains/general-information/glossary/glossary/frames.htm a Sand Drag is a short length of railway track buried in sand, and running from a set of catch points. It is designed to bring runaway vehicles to a halt rather than derailing them.)
Transport:Trains
SANDPAPERStay Away - Never Digest Paper After Paint's Effectively Removed Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink:Home(-cooked) Improvement
SANDPAPER (2)Stewing Aids Nutritious Dinner - Please Accurately Peruse Enclosed Recipe Tony McCoy O'Grady, to balance SANDPAPER
Food & Drink:Home(-cooked) Improvement
SANDRAShe Always Needs Dates Romantically Aroused Rico Leffanta
Names:First names:Female
SANDSHREWStays Around Near Desert, So He's Rarely Ever Wet Angela Brett (Sandshrew is Pokemon #27)
Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon
SANDSLASHSand-Attack Never Damages, Simply Lowers Accuracy, Stopping Hits. Angela Brett (Sandslash is Pokemon #28)
Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon
SANDYSunbathe Among Natural Dunes, Yes? Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places
SAN FRANCISCOSeems A Nation's Flowerchildren Ran Around Naked, Claiming It Should Cease 'Obsessing' Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Towns & Cities:USA
SAN FRANCISCO (2)Saw Alex, Nearly Fainted, Ran Away... Nah, Clearly I'm Saying Complete Offal. Angela Brett (I met my internet friend Alex in San Francisco... he's not really that scary.)
Places:Towns & Cities:USA
SAN FRANCISCO (3)Saw Apple's/ NeXT's Founder Reveal All-New Cocoa Interface Stuff -- Crowd Overjoyed/Overawed Angela Brett, who went to San Francisco for WWDC 2004.
Computers:Programming
Places:Towns & Cities:USA
SAN FRANCISCO (4)Seeing Apple News For Real, After No Confirmed Internet Spoilers Came Out Angela Brett, who went to San Francisco for WWDC 2004. I usually watch a keynote like that a few hours after it happens, after I've already read the announcements on Apple's website.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
Places:Towns & Cities:USA
SAN FRANCISCO (5)Such A Nerd, Found Rambling About Nirvana (Campus In Sunny Cupertino) Online Angela Brett (At the WWDC Apple Campus Bash I went online and told my friends where I was.)
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
Places:Towns & Cities:USA
SAN FRANCISCO (6)Several Awesome New Friends, Reports About New Computer Ideas, Software (Confidential Offering!) Angela Brett, who went to WWDC 2004 in San Francisco -- Confidential Offering refers to the developer preview of Tiger all attendees got.
Places
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
Computers:Programming
SANTAStrange Acronymist Now Teases Angela? Someone known only as '?' when Santa Claus posted some acronyms on the forums.
Communication:Acronyms Forums:Mystery Posters
SANTA (2)Some Acronymist Named Tony, Actually? ? (see SANTA)
Communication:Acronyms Forums:Mystery Posters
SANTA (3)Steve's A Name That Applies? ? (see SANTA)
Communication:Acronyms Forums:Mystery Posters
SANTA (4)Someone (Append Name) That Acronymizes? ? (see SANTA)
Communication:Acronyms Forums:Mystery Posters
SANTA (5)Spreading Acronymania Northward To Axis Angela Brett (see SANTA)
Communication:Acronyms Forums:Mystery Posters
SANTA CLAUSSomeone Adults Never Trust And Children Love - A Universal Spirit. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:Famous people
Time:Special Occasions:Christmas
SANTA CLAUS (2)Stack Allows Names To Accrue Credit - Left Anonymous = Un-Sung. Angela Brett, reminding SANTA why it's a good idea to post using your real name.
Communication:Acronyms Forums:Mystery Posters
SANTA CLAUS (3)So... Assuming Now That Angela Can List Acronyms Under 'Santa'? Angela Brett (see ACCRUE)
Communication:Acronyms Forums:Mystery Posters
SANTA CLAUS (4)Sleeping As New Toys Arrive, Children Love An Unstinting Stocking Angela Brett
Names:Famous people
Time:Special Occasions:Christmas
SAPSticky And Perfumed Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Plants
SAP (2)Sweet And Pale Patricia Rix
Science:Biology:Plants
SAPIENTSeeking Another Person Invariably Eases Natural Termination Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships
SAPPHIRESolid And Predictable Partnership Having Intimate Romantic Embraces Angela Brett, referring to what is traditionally the sapphire (45th) wedding anniversary.
Time:Special Occasions:Wedding Anniversaries
SARAHShe's Always Royal At Heart Angela Brett (Sarah means 'Princess')
Names:First names:Female
SARCASTICSometimes Ambiguous Reverse Comments Aren't Sensed, Triggering Incorrect Conclusion. Angela Brett
Assorted Adjectives
Communication
SARCASTIC (2)Should Always Remain Calm - Anything Said's Tongue-In-Cheek. Angela Brett
Assorted Adjectives
Communication
SARCASTIC (3)Saying A Rude, Cutting And Silly Thing, In 'Comedy' Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Adjectives
Communication
SAREVOKStupid Axemurderer Really Enrages. Voice Of Kevin. Jeff Anonymous (The voice actor for this character from the Baldur's Gate computer game series was apparently called Kevin Richardson.)
Computers:Games:Game Characters
SARSSuddenly Airway's Restricted Somewhat Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome.
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
SARS (3)Stop Agent's Rapid Spread! Angela Brett, referring to Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome.
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
SARS (4)Scientists Are Rapidly Strategising Angela Brett, referring to Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome.
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
SASSSibling's Argument; Snippy Speech Roger Williams
Communication
SATANSnake And The Apple Nonsense Rico Leffanta
Religion
SATELLITESat A 'Tall Electric Lamp' = Light! It Truly Enlightened! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Saw 'SATELLITE' thought 'Sat A Light.'
Words & Wordplay
Science:Astronomy
SATIRESee All The Instant Replay Excesses Rico Leffanta
Art & Literature
SATIRE (2)Six Awesome Tiles In Rack? Excellent! Angela Brett - it's well known amongst Scrabble players that the letters in SATIRE plus almost any other alphabet letter can form at least one seven-letter word.
Entertainment:Games
SATURDAYSuch A Twat! Unrepentantly Roistering & Dancing - Aren't You? Tony McCoy O'Grady
Time:Weekdays
SATURNStudies Attempt To Understand Ring Network Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Astronomy:Planets
SATURNINUSSituation Allows Tamora Unleash Revenge, Nauseating Incidents Now Unfold Slowly Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Titus Andronicus
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Titus Andronicus
SATYRIASISSo, At Twilight, Young Romantic Idiots Always Show Insatiable Sentiments. Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
SAUDI ARABIAScorched And Unfertile Deserts Inland, Any Rainfall Available Belies Irrigation Attempts. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
SAUNDER SIMPCOXSt. Albans Upcasts Novel Deceiver: Effective Recovery Since Impostured Miracle Perchance Cured Ocular Xeransis Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's King Henry VI
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:King Henry VI
SAUSAGESizzlers Are Usually Scrumptious, Always Good Eating Angela Brett
Food & Drink
SAVE A LIFESurely A Very Exceptional Ability, Lenghtening Independent Fellow's Existence Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Healthcare
SAVE A SPECIESSocially Acceptable Value Entrusted, And Some People Elsewhere Can Inhibit Extinction Somehow Angela Brett
Science:Biology
SAVED BY THE BELLSituations At Vital Educational Domain Brings You To Higher Education, Balancing Every Life Lessons Jan Morgan - Situation Comedy about students in high school
Entertainment:TV shows
SAVINGSSecurities Are Valuable - Interest Now Grows Steadily Tony McCoy O'Grady
Commerce:Money
SAVING SCHOOLSSometimes A Vacation Is Not Good... Small Children Have Outlet Of Learning Stoppered. Angela Brett
Education
SAWSplit Apart Wood Angela Brett
Assorted Verbs
Household Objects
SAW (2)Seen - And Witnessed. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Verbs
SAW (3)Seen Around Workshops Angela Brett
Household Objects
SAY WHATSexually Abusive Youths - We Help And Treat Tony
People & Relationships:Abuse:Sexually Abusive Youth Program
SCABWAGSimple Charlie Aggressive Bully Without Any Guts John Richard Jones
People & Relationships:Insults
SCAMSome Cons Are Magnificent Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Nouns
SCANDALSensationalism Creates A National Disaster - Away, Lewinsky! Angela Brett
Politics
SCANDIUMSwedish Chemistry Artisan - Nilson - Discovered It, Underpinning Mendeleyev. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry:Elements
SCANNERStupid Contraption Apparently Now Needs Extra RAM. Tony McCoy O'Grady, when Angela, after having a lot of problems with her new scanner (see SCSI CHAIN) was told that she needed more RAM to run it. After new RAM was added and some software conflicts were supposedly fixed (see FIXED MY MAC) she still can't get it to scan. Her advice: Don't buy Microtek, they're as troublesome as that *other* Micro company.
Computers:Generic Hardware
SCANTSummer Clothing Adorning Nubile Teens Rico Leffanta
Household Objects:Clothing
SCANT (2)Swimming Costumes Approach Nudity Today! Angela Brett
Household Objects:Clothing
SCAPEGOAT (2)Someone Can't Accept Personal Error, Gutlessly Outsources Aftermath-Tackling Angela Brett
People & Relationships
SCARFIES - THE MOVIE'Shithole' Cottage A Real Find - It's Empty, Students Thought... Hardly Expecting Marijuana Oasis! Very Interesting Ending. Angela Brett. (Scarfies is a recently released New Zealand movie... it's great, go see it.)
Entertainment:Movies
SCATTERBRAINSomeone Chasing After The Thought Eroding Rapidly Because Reason Always Investigates Nuances Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Insults
SCENARIO ANALYSISSomebody Can Excessively Notate A Really Insignificant Occurrence, Adding Not A Lot You'd Say Is Sensible. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Thoughts
SCEPTICAL MANSculley Created Essential Peruser, The Ideal Computer-Aided Learner Multiply Analyses Notions. Angela Brett, because in his book, 'Odyssey: Pepsi to Apple,' John Sculley says that the ideal reader is Sceptical Man... and that, 'Sceptical Man does not take ideas on faith; he uses a multiplicity of information to compare and contrast. The computer makes such information available easily and in great quantity.'
MacGirl & KeyBoard:(Wannabe) Superheroes
SCHISANDRASupposedly Can Help Irritable Stomachs And Nervous Digestions - Reliably Affective Tony
Food & Drink:Condiments:Herbs
SCHNOZSleeping, Causes Horrible Noise - Onomatopoeically 'Zizz' Angela Brett ('schnoz' being slang for nose)
Science:Biology:Body Parts
SCHOLARSHIPStudent Can Have Own Loot After Receipt - Someone Has Instituted Prizefund Tony McCoy O'Grady
Education
SCHOOL (2)Some, "Cruel Hatred Object." Others Love. Jeff Anonymous
Education
Places:Buildings
SCHROEDINGER'S CATSome Can't Handle Rebus Of Existence - Does Item Not Genuinely Exist Regardless - Sightless Condition Affects Test. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Physics
SCHUBERTSusan's Classical Hero Uniquely Begot Elegant & Remarkable Trios TMcCO'G - Professor Susan Tomes has recorded many (if not all) of Schubert's Piano Trios
Entertainment:Music:Artists
SCHUMANNShall Choral Harmonies Unite Man And Nature? Never! Rico Leffanta
Entertainment:Music:Artists
SCIENTIFIC METHODSome Creationists Insist Even Now That Investigating Fossils Is Chicanery/Conspiracy. Ministers Explain The Heresy Of Dinosaurs. Angela Brett
Science
Religion
SCIENTISTSSome Canny Inventors Experiment - Nothing That's Interesting 'Scapes Their Scrutiny Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
SCINTILLATESparkle (Coruscate Is 'Nother Term) Issuing Lustrous Light - Also, Talk Entertainingly Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Verbs
SCISSORSSnips Cardboard In Seconds - Slashing Others Requires Sharpening. Angela Brett
Household Objects
SCOFFScornfully Criticise Others For Fun Angela Brett
Assorted Verbs
SCOLDSomething Charming Old Ladies Do Rico Leffanta
Assorted Verbs
SCONEStale Clump Of Non-Edibility Angela Brett, when Steve tried to find some food at the UNIVERSITY cafeteria and found that the only vaguely edible thing they had was some stale scones.
Food & Drink
SCOOTERSmall Chariot Occasionally On The Easy Road Rico Leffanta
Transport
SCORPIOStarsigns Can Offer Readers Personally Itemised Offal. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion:Astrology
SCORPIO (2)Self Control Or Raging Person Is Original Jan Morgan -- has self control but can go off deep end if provoked (original = independent)
Religion:Astrology
SCORRIERSnuffling Canine - Often Revolting - Rootles In Embarrassing Regions Tony McCoy O'Grady (Scorrier is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as meaning, 'A small hunting dog trained to snuffle amongst your private parts.')
Science:Biology:Animals
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
SCOTLAND (2)Sampled Communities On Top Lush Area, Nice Destination Jan Morgan
Places:Countries
SCOTTSecure Competent One Teaching Truth Jan Morgan -- middle name of someone I know
Names:First names:Male
SCOTT (2)Sensitive Caring One, Tactfully Truthful Jan Morgan -- middle name of someone I know
Names:First names:Male
SCOTT (3)Successful Company Owner Tackles Trade Jan Morgan -- someone I know
Names:First names:Male
SCOUT (2)Scout Can Obtain Umpteen Trades Jan Morgan
Sports & Recreation:Scouts
SCRABBLESpellings Can Roam Across Board, But Look Erratic Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:Games
SCRAM!Simply Communicated: Run A Mile! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Words & Wordplay:Rudeness
SCRAM! (2)Seeking Complete - Rest - Alone - Minute! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Words & Wordplay:Rudeness
SCRAMOGESmall Cut Received After Mishap On Gummed Envelope Tony McCoy O'Grady (Scramoge is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as meaning, 'To cut oneself whilst licking envelopes.')
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
SCREAMSuch Comic Responses Elicit Another Moan Tony McCoy O'Grady
Laughter
SCREENSomewhat Coarse, Rarely Eaten. Explains Nausea. Steve Keate (see DONGLE (3))
Computers:Do Not Eat
SCREWEDSometimes Cannot Reasonably Escape Wedding Expedite Divorce Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Marriage & Divorce
SCREWED UPScribblings Contained Recognised Errors - Writer Evidently Ditched Unamended Paper Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature
SCRIPShoddy Controls Ruin Internet Provider Tony McCoy O'Grady, in response to HALT.
Commerce
SCROTUMSac Containing Reproductive Orbs, Tucked Underneath Manhood. Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Body Parts
SCRUFFYSeems Comb's Regularly Unemployed For Feckless Youth TMcCO'G
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene
SCSI CHAINScanner Connection Sans Instructions Can Halt Angela's Imaging Nascency. Angela Brett, when she couldn't get her scanner to work, due largely to the fact that it came with no instructions whatsoever regarding the setting up of a SCSI chain. Poor Angela actually had to resort to looking at her Mac's manual, and Mac users don't need manuals! See SCANNER
Computers:Generic Hardware
SCUBASuffocation Can Usually Be Avoided. Angela Brett (SCUBA actually stands for Self-Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Sports & Recreation
SCUBA (2)Seawater Can't Usually Be Aspirated Angela Brett
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Sports & Recreation
SCUMSurface Contains Unattractive Muck Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Nouns
SEARCHSeek Every Available Resource Checking Hits Tony McCoy O'Grady
Computers:Internet
Communication
SEARCH FOR ACRONYMSSeeking Expansions? All Right, Come Here For Our Respected - And Cherished - Resource. Oh, Notify Your Mates Speedily Tony McCoy O'Grady, saying 'We need newcomers to spread the word! :-)' [Note from Angela: You can search for acronyms at http://acronyms.co.nz, or in the stack by clicking on a word in the expansion or credit, or option-clicking a word in the acronym list]
Computers:Internet:Apronyms Website
SEARCH HELPStrongly Endorsed... A Reading Can (Hopefully) Help Explain Location Parameters. Angela Brett, referring to the Search Help page at http://acronyms.co.nz/searchhelp.html
Computers:Internet:Apronyms Website:Page Titles
SEARCH WARRANTSince Everyone Assumes Real Criminal's Here, We Are Raiding Rooms And Not Tidying. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Law & Order
SEARSStock Everything Americans Regard Saleable Tony McCoy O'Grady
Commerce:Companies
SEASONSummer Example: Ante September October November Eric Bridgstock
Time:Seasons
SEASONAL AFFECTIVE DISORDERSometimes Eating Another Slice Of Nourishment At Lunch Affects Feelings. For Each Christmas Time It's Very Evident Diagnosis Is Simply One Real Disorder, Eased Rarely Sean Lamb
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments:Mental Illness
Time:Seasons
SEBASTIANStorm Engulfs Brother And Sister, This Introduces Arranged Nuptials Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Twelfth Night
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Twelfth Night
SECSerial Event Constant Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Time
SEC (2)Short, Extremely/Evidently/Emotionally Convenient/Confining! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Time
SECONDARYSome Educators Can Open New Doors - Amazing Resentful Youths Tony McCoy O'Grady
Education
SECOND CLASSSuccess Equates Class Of Natural Demands, Choosing Lessons At Some Schools Jan Morgan -- Rank in Boy Scouts
Sports & Recreation:Scouts
SECONDSShe Enjoys Climaxes; One Never Does Satisfy Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
SECOND TO NONESupreme! Every Competitor Overwhelmed. Nobody Dares To Oppose - No Other Need Enter Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Phrases
SECURITYSafe Existence Creates Uniquely Relaxed, Incredibly Tractable You Patricia Rix
People & Relationships:Law & Order
SECURITY (2)Safe Evolvement Causes Us, Relaxed In Trusting Yield Jan Morgan
People & Relationships:Law & Order
SECURITY MANAGERSeeking Errant Criminals Usually Risks Injury To Yourself - Make A New Assistant Get Endangered Recklessly Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Occupations
SEEDSomething Emerges, Expands, Develops Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology
SEEINGSeeing: Eye Electromagnetically Inputs / Navigates Grasps Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Science:Biology
SEEING IS BELIEVINGSuch Eye Enthusiasm Is Not Good - It Sometimes Blinds! Evidence Lies In Everything, Visibility Is Not Guaranteed. Angela Brett
Assorted Phrases:Sayings
SEEING IS BELIEVING (2)Such Eye Enthusiasm Is Not Good - It Sometimes Blinds! Eyes 'Lie' (Illusions Etc.) Vision Is No Guarantee. Angela Brett
Assorted Phrases:Sayings
SEEKSearch Everywhere, Eyeing Keenly Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Verbs
SEE YOU SOONSeems Everyone's Exiting, Yet Only Us Stay, Outlining Our Nexttime Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Phrases
SEGASystem Emulating Gaming Arcade Tony McCoy O'Grady
Computers:Games
SEGWAYSScooters Employing Gyroscopes Will Assure Your Stability Angela Brett
Transport
SEINFELDSilly Eejit Is Not Funny, Even Looks Dorky Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:TV shows
Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses
SELA WARDSeeks Exciting Love Affair With A Romantic Director Rico Leffanta
Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses
SELENESilently Escapes Lunar Energy Nurturing Earth Rico Leffanta
Religion:Greek Gods & Goddesses
SELENIUMSometimes Ends Life, Evidently. Nasty In Unpleasant Mixtures. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry:Elements
SELF HARMSomebody Evidently Looking For Hugs - A Real Masochist. Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments:Mental Illness
SELFISHShe Enjoys Living For Images Showing Herself Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
SELF REFERENTIALSome Entries Lack Fully Relevant Expansions (Found Example? Rethink... Expect Now That It's A Lie.) Angela Brett (see if you can work out whether this apronym is self-referential. Don't forget to eat.)
Words & Wordplay
SELL!Secure Employment! Live Luxe! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Commerce
SELL CARSSpec! Exhibit! Log Luxe Cars: Audi, Rolls, Simca! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Transport
Commerce
SEMENSpermfilled Emission Men Ejaculate Naughtily Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Body Parts
SEMINARYScriptures Examined, Massive Investigations, Necessary Analysis Researched Yearly Jan Morgan
Religion
SENATESelected 'Elders' Nobody Actually Thinks Estimable. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Politics
SENILESeventy... Eighty... Ninety... Is Life Endless? Tony McCoy O'Grady
Time:Age
SENILE (2)Seventy... Eighty... Ninety... I'm Lacking Exactness Tony McCoy O'Grady
Time:Age
SENIORSpelling Easily Now Is Often Rong Rico Leffanta
Time:Age
SENNA LEAFSh*t Erupts Near Nasty Asshole, Laxative Effects Are Famous Tony, when Senna Leaf was mentioned as one of ORGANIC HERB's products. I don't know if Senna Leaf has similar properties to Senna Pod, and I can't be arsed finding out.
Food & Drink:Condiments:Herbs
SENSE OF ITSuitable Expansions Need Suitable Expressions Offered For Interesting Tony Tony McCoy O'Grady, when Angela challenged him to make SENSE OF IT and he said that "SENSE OF IT" doesn't make any sense of its own, so he'd play around with it.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
SENSE OF STYLESeems Everyone Nearby Suffers Erection. One Fellow Says That You Look Erotic! Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
SEPTEMBER (2)Summer's End Prompts Timepieces Emendment - Must Become Early Riser Tony McCoy O'Grady
Time:Months
SEQUENCESome Expect Quite Unremarkable Ending - Numbers Converging Evenly. Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics
SEQUENCE (2)Sometimes Especially Queer Unruly Entity Named Chaos Emerges. Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics
SERGEANTStripes Earned Recently Generate Envy Amongst Non-Talented Tony McCoy O'Grady
Military:Ranks
SESAMEScattered Extremely Sparsely At McDonalds' Eateries TMcCO'G, referring to the "sesame bun" one gets in McDonalds!
Food & Drink
SETISpread Ears Toward Infinity Angela Brett (SETI usually stands for the Search for Extra-Terrestrial Intelligence)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Science:Astronomy
SETI (2)Some Expect Tiny Irishmen Angela Brett, referring to 'little green men' (see SETI)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Science:Astronomy
SETI (3)Spacemen Everywhere Tune In Angela Brett (see SETI)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Science:Astronomy
SETI (4)Sentience: Earthbound? The Investigation Angela Brett (see SETI)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Science:Astronomy
SETI (5)Seek E. T's Integers Tony McCoy O'Grady (see SETI)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Science:Astronomy
SETI AT HOMESupercomputers Everywhere Try Isolating Alien Technology's Hallmark - Obfuscated Mathematical Equations? Angela Brett
Computers
Science:Astronomy
SETI AT HOME (2)Sift, Eventually, Total 'Interference' Among The Heavens Over Mother Earth Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Astronomy
SETUPSomething Easy To Understand, Please! Angela Brett
Computers
SEWERSomewhere Everyone's Waste Eventually Reaches Sean Lamb
Assorted Nouns
Places:Waterways
SEXSomething Else Xtraordinary Steve Keate, after being asked what comes after INFATUATION.
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
SEX (2)Sensual/ Emotional Xploration Jeff Anonymous
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
SEX (3)Seriously Erogenous Xanadu Timothy Chambers
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
SEX (4)Sometimes Evildoers Xploit Jeff Anonymous
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
SEYCHELLESSome European Yobs Came Here, Enslaved Locals. Locals Eventually Seceded. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
SEYMOUR SKINNERSeems Everytime Your Mother's Obviously Unduly Resentful, Something Kicks Inside. Nobody Needs Endure Resentments! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:TV shows:The Simpsons
SHADOWSSilhouettes Haunting Anything Detailed Outdoors When Sunny Rico Leffanta
Assorted Nouns
SHAKE, RATTLE AND ROLLSomeone's Hungry, And Knows Exactly Required Aliments. Thickshake, Then Long Edible (And Newly Dead) Reptile On Little Loaf. Angela Brett
Food & Drink
SHALESlipping Has A Lovely Ending Rico Leffanta
Household Objects
SHALLOWStudent Had A Lusty Life Of Wonder Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's King Henry IV
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:King Henry IV
SHAMELESSShe Has All Men Expecting Love Everytime She Smiles Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
SHAMPOOStops Hair Acquiring Mange. Pour Over Oneself. Eric Bridgstock
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene:Beauty Products
SHANEStrange Hero Attempts New Existence TMcCO'G referring to a classic Western, called "Shane"
Names:First names:Male
Entertainment:Movies
SHAPESolidity Has A Physical Embodiment Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Mathematics:Geometry
SHAREWARE (2)Some Hardworking Authors Rightly Earned Whatever Amount Registration Entails. Angela Brett
Computers
SHARKSwimming Hazard - A Real Killer TMcCO'G
Science:Biology:Animals
SHARONShe Has A Reputation Of Naughtiness! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:First names:Female
SHARON (2)Seems Hyphens Are Really (Occasionally) Necessary Hyphen McCoy O'Grady (presumably protesting about the purity tester on the acronym submission form's sensitivity to hyphens.)
Names:First names:Female
Computers:Internet:Apronyms Website
SHARON TATESkelter, Helter Atrocity, Repulsive. On News Telling August's Terrible Event Jan Morgan - the Tate-La Bianca murders that Charles Manson orchestrated (the song 'Helter Skelter' by The Beatles was written in blood on the walls)
People & Relationships:Law & Order
Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses
SHARPSomething Honed And/or Remarkably Pointed Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Adjectives
SHARP (2)Sounds Highpitched At Rinkytink Piano Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:Music
SHAUNSomebody Has An Unremarkable Name Angela Brett
Names:First names:Male
SHAVEScrape Hairs Away, Very Excruciating Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Verbs
SHEBASmall Hills Enlarge Barren Areas Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Nationalities & Races
SHEEPSexually Harassed - Evidently Entertaining People. Angela Brett, who saw lots and lots of sheep on her bus trips from Auckland to Palmerston North and back.
Science:Biology:Animals
SHEEP (2)Stupid, Helpless, Edible. Eat Pasture. Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Animals
SHEEP (3)Shearers Help Extract Everyday Product Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Animals
SHEEP (4)Sexually Harassed, Evidently Enthralling Perverts An anonymous alteration of Angela's SHEEP
Science:Biology:Animals
SHELBYShe Has Every Lyric By You Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
SHELLEYShe Has Evoked Lusty Life, Entreats Yobs Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
SHERIDANSchoolfriend Had Eminently Respected Irish Dramatist's Acclaimed Name Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:First names:Female
SHERRISingle, Has Every Resolve Reasonably Implanted Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
SHERRYSip Happily (Enjoying Richness) Refreshes You TMcCO'G
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
SHIFTKEYWOMANSuper Hero In Former Times Killed Enemies, Yes.... Wilfully Offed Many A Nasty. Tony McCoy O'Grady, thinking up another villain for MACGIRL and KEYBOARD to fight.
MacGirl & KeyBoard:Supervillains
SHIMMERSunny Haze Implies Motion - Mirage Effect Really Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Physics
SHIPSSome Have Immense, Proud Sails Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport
SHIRTSome 'Horse Investors' Risk This Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects:Clothing
SHITShipping Handling Insurance & Tax Apronymous Anonymous
Commerce
SHIVERSurrender Heat In Vibrating Extremities Rapidly Angela Brett
Assorted Verbs
SHOEStops Hurting One's Extremeties Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects:Clothing
SHOESSocks Have Often Emitted Stink. Angela Brett
Household Objects:Clothing
SHOGUNSupreme Hereditary Overlord Governed Uncountable Nipponese. Tony McCoy O'Grady
History
SHOOKSpatial Harmonies Out Of Kilter Angela Brett
Assorted Verbs
SHOPLIFTERSome Hold Off Paying, Looking Instead For The Exits & Running. Roger Williams
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Criminals
SHOPPING BAGString Handles Often Please Purchasers - I'll Now Go Buying Additional Groceries Tony McCoy O'Grady, as an example of something which is worse with NO STRINGS ATTACHED (String Handles)
Commerce
SHORTSSummer's Half-Outfit... Remember T-Shirt! Angela Brett
Household Objects:Clothing
SHORTS (3)Summertime Holidaymakers Often Reveal Their Shins Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects:Clothing
SHORT WORDSSuccinct Handling Of Reasoning Tests Wordpower. Only Reasonable Dexterity Succeeds. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Words & Wordplay
SHOTPUTShe Hops On Toes Pushing Ultimate Throes Rico Leffanta
Sports & Recreation
SHOUTINGScreaming Horrible Obscenity's Usually Threatening - It's Not Good! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Communication:Talking
SHOVE ITSome Have Overly Violent Extremes In Temper Angela Brett
Words & Wordplay:Rudeness
SHOVE IT (2)Suggest Handy Opening's Very Enticing - Insert This! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Words & Wordplay:Rudeness
SHOVE OFFShop Here, Our Vegetarian Edibles Offer Fantastic Flavours. Tony McCoy O'Grady, responding to a creativity challenge on using rude acronyms to attract attention to products, like BOGOF (Buy One, Get One Free)
Words & Wordplay:Rudeness:Rude Advertising Slogans
SHOWERSinging Horribly Over Water's Everpresent Roar. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene
SHOWER (3)Sprays Hot Overhead Water. Extremely Refreshing. Eric Bridgstock
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene
SHREKShe Had Rather Expected "Knight" TMcCO'G
Entertainment:Movies
SHREWShe Hurls Retribution Entirely Willingly Word Nerd
Science:Biology:Animals
People & Relationships:Insults
SHRIEKSupremely Hilarious Reaction Indicating Elated Kindheartedness Tony McCoy O'Grady
Laughter
SHRIKEStopping Handholding, Redhat Is Killing Enterprises Sean Lamb (Shrike was the code name for RedHat 9.0 for which RedHat ended technical and upgrade support mere months after its release)
Computers:Linux
Names:Code Names:Linux
SHRIKE (2)So, Has Redhat Included Kde Equally? Sean Lamb (Shrike was the code name for RedHat Linux 9.0; RedHat's releases favor the GNOME desktop more than KDE)
Names:Code Names:Linux
SHRIVELShowing How Really Icy Virgins Eschew Love Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
SHUTTLESpacemen Have Used This To Leave Earth Angela Brett
Science:Astronomy
Transport
SHUT UPSilence! Heated Uncivil Typing Upsets People Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Advice
SHUT UP (2)Shop Here Using The Ultimate Plastic Angela Brett (see SHOVE OFF)
Words & Wordplay:Rudeness:Rude Advertising Slogans
SHYLOCKSad, Hoarding Yiddisher - Lack Of Christian Kindness Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's The Merchant of Venice
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:The Merchant of Venice
SICINIUSSupremely Insincere, Citizens Interests Never In Uppermost Situation Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Coriolanus
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Coriolanus
SICKStomach Is Curdled & Kaput Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
SICNONSimplified Inquiry-Created Necessity, Once Nameless Jeff Anonymous, when Angela wondered what to call the category at http://apronyms.com/category.php?ID=1985058, explaining: "Yesno" doesn't sound spiffy, so let's try some foreign variants...."JANEIN"? "Sicnon"? "Daniet"?
Communication:Yesses And Noes
SIDSilly, It's Debian! Sean Lamb (Sid is the code name for Debian's unstable development tree of it's fabled Linux distribution)
Computers:Linux
Names:Code Names:Linux
SID (2)Stability Is Debian Sean Lamb
Computers:Linux
Names:Code Names:Linux
SID (3)Still In Development Sean Lamb
Computers:Linux
Names:Code Names:Linux
SIDEREALStarlight Inspires Desires Enchanting Romantics, Especially After Libations Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
Science:Astronomy
SIDNEYSeeks Invitations, Dancing Nightly, Experiencing Youth Jan Morgan (looks for nightly dances to attend)
Names:First names
SIEG HEILSalute Important Eminent German, His Evil Is Legendary Tony McCoy O'Grady
History
Science:Linguistics:German Words
SIERRA LEONESociety Is Exceptionally Rice-Reliant, Agricultural Labourers Earnings Often Need Enhancement. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
SIGHSlow, Inverted Gasp - Haaaaa... Angela Brett
Assorted Verbs
SIGH (2)Silent Inhalation, Gusty 'Huuuuuhhh' Gavin Lambert
Assorted Verbs
SIGHINGSignifies Infuriated Grief, Hope It's Nearly Gone Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Verbs
SIGNATURE (2)Smallprint Is Giving Nobody A Total Understanding... Refrain/Retract Endorsement. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Law & Order
Commerce
SILENCESomehow It's Like Expensive, Nicely-Coloured Element. Angela Brett
Communication
SILICONSometimes In Ladies Increases Cleavage, Or Neckline Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry:Elements
SILICON CHIPSuggest It's Low In Calories? Objection - Not Considered High In Polyunsaturates! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Computers:Do Not Eat
SILKStability In Loving Kisses Angela Brett, referring to what is traditionally the silk (12th) wedding anniversary.
Time:Special Occasions:Wedding Anniversaries
SILK (2)Stew In Lovely Kitchen Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects:Threads & Fabric:Edible(?)
SILK (3)Sustenance? It Lacks Kilojoules! Angela Brett
Household Objects:Threads & Fabric:Edible(?)
SILLYSomehow I Love Loving You Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships
SILVER (2)Still In Love - Very Enduring Relationship Angela Brett, referring to what is traditionally the silver (25th) wedding anniversary.
Time:Special Occasions:Wedding Anniversaries
SILVER (3)Substance, In Light, Very Easily Reflects. Timothy Chambers
Science:Chemistry:Elements
SILVERBERGSome Intriguing Literary Volumes, Except Readers Begin Espying Repetition, Gradually. Angela Brett, whose favourite author about four years ago was Robert Silverberg, and who has recently found some previously unread books of his to read. His books have some very interesting ideas in them and he likes (or liked... I have no idea if he's even still alive!) to introduce obscure words to his readers' vocabularies, but some themes tend to recur in many of his stories.
Art & Literature:Writers
SILVER MEDALSeven Important Life/Leadership Values, Expressed Reliably, Means Employee Deserves A Laurelling Angela Brett
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Employee Recognition Program
SILVIASuccessful In Love's Very Intricate Affairs Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's The Two Gentlemen of Verona
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:The Two Gentlemen of Verona
SIMIAN SIMSeems Intelligent Monkey Is Acronymising - Not Some Irish Mastermind! Tony McCoy O'Grady, after Angela mentioned, "It's so obvious that even a poorly programmed monkey simulator running on Windows 95 could have thought of it" as a possible interpretation of her compliment of another of Tony's acronyms.
Computers
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
SIMONSole Instructor - Mustn't Obey Nameless Angela Brett
Entertainment:Games
SIMON (2)Somehow It's Misnamed Overseas - Naughty! Tony McCoy O'Grady, who says: Over here that game is called "O'Grady says!"
Entertainment:Games
SIMON (3)Songwriter Is Magnificent, Often Nonpareil Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to Paul Simon
Entertainment:Music:Artists
SIMONESignoret Is Magnificent Onscreen - Naturally Expressive Tony McCoy O'Grady (French actress Simone Signoret sprang to mind immediately when Angela posted SIMONE on the forums as an unsuccessful search term)
Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses
SIMPLETEXTSophistication Is Minimal, Pleasing Little Editor That Employs Xero's Talking. Angela Brett (Xero is one of the many Mac voices which SimpleText can use to talk.)
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Software:Applications
SIMPRIMSkirt Is Modestly Pulling Reveals (Immodestly) Mammaries Tony McCoy O'Grady (Simprim is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as meaning, 'The little movement of false modesty by which a girl with a cavernous visible cleavage pulls her skirt down over her knees.')
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
SIMPSONS, THESomeone In Marge's Position Should Oust Nincompoop Spouse, Though He's Entertaining. Angela Brett and PiMaster
Entertainment:TV shows:The Simpsons
SINSo, It's Naughty! Roger Williams
People & Relationships
SIN (2)Satan Is Near. Roger Williams
Religion
People & Relationships
SIN (3)Sacrifice It's Not! Roger Williams
Religion
People & Relationships
SIN (4)Shamefully, It's News! Roger Williams
People & Relationships
SINCERESolid Integrity. Novel. Character: Enthusiastic! Real Empathetic! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
SINESide Is Numerically Expressed Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Mathematics
SINE (2)Symmetry Is Not Even Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics
SINGAPOREService Industry Nation, Generating A Profit On Rampant Economy. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
SINGAPORE (2)Sunny Island, Nobody Grows Apples, Primarily Only Real Estate Dundee
Places:Countries
SINGERSewing Invention - Needles Get Electric Revolution Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Electronics
SINGLE LIFEScene Is Nightclubs, Getting Laid... Eventually Loving Intimate Friendship Evolves. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
SINGLE WHITE FEMALESeeks Intelligent Nice Gentleman - Looks European. While Having Intentions To Enjoy Flirtations, Expect Marriage After Limited Engagement Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
SIRESperm Indeed Reached Egg! Angela Brett
Science:Biology
SIRE (2)'Sir' Is Respectful Enough! Patricia Rix
People & Relationships:Titles
SIRE (3)Someone Is Recently Ennobled Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Titles
SIRE (4)Stallion Is Racing Equine Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology
SIRENStartlingly Immediate Rousing Emergency Noise Eric Bridgstock
Assorted Nouns:Noises
People & Relationships:Disaster
SIREN (2)Sound Indicating Rapid Evacuation Necessary Eric Bridgstock
Assorted Nouns:Noises
People & Relationships:Disaster
SIR NATHANIELSenile, Infirm Religious - Needed As Teacher Holofernes' Ally, Nevertheless Is Easily Liked. Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Love's Labours Lost
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Love's Labours Lost
SIR TOBY BELCHStupid Idiot, Rude To Others, Boozy Yet Belligerent. Evidently Loathes Cesario Horridly Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Twelfth Night
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Twelfth Night
SISADMINServer Installer Shares Author's DNA, Mitochondrially Identical Network Angela Brett -- A sisadmin is a sister who is also a sysadmin (which is a common abbreviation for system administrator.)
Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words
Computers
SISTERSSiblings Intentionally Showing To Everyone Reality's Secrets Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Family
SISTERS (2)Sisters In Service, Teaching Eternal Redeemer's Salvation Jan Morgan -- female Missionaries
Religion:Religious Occupations
SISTERS (3)Sisters In Service, Teaching Evidence, Reality, Salvation Jan Morgan
Religion:Religious Occupations
SKATEBOARDSome Kids Adopt Technological Enhancements, But Older Adults Remember Disasters Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport
SKIN OF YOUR TEETHStriving Keenly In Nasty Occasion - Finally Yielding One's Utmost Resolution - To Eventually Escape The Horror TMcCO'G
Assorted Phrases
People & Relationships:Disaster
SKIPPERSomeone Keeping International Port Populations Expecting Returns Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
Transport:Drivers
SKIPPERSSkilful Keen Individuals Perpetually Prefer Embarking Reachable Sights Jan Morgan
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
Sports & Recreation
Transport:Drivers
SKIRTShe Knows Inches Raise Temperatures Rico Leffanta
Household Objects:Clothing
SKIRT (2)Scottish Kilt Indeed Resembles This Angela Brett
Household Objects:Clothing
SKITESteve Keate Is Totally Egotistical Angela Brett
Assorted Verbs
SKULLSkeleton's Knowledge User, Living Life Jan Morgan
Science:Biology:Body Parts
SLACKERSomeone Lolling About Claiming Knicker Elastic Ruptured Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships
SLANDERSpoken Libel And Now Defamation Endanger Rights Sean Lamb
People & Relationships:Law & Order
SLAPSlight Lick As Punishment Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Nouns
SLAYERSomebody Lunging At You Exacting Revenge Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Criminals
SLAYER (2)Swordsman Lunges And You End Respiration Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Criminals
SLEEPSlumbering Lends Exhausted Entity Peace. Angela Brett
Sports & Recreation:Relaxation
SLEEP (2)Something Lecturers Evidently Enjoy Provoking! Angela Brett
Education:Slow Teaching
SLEEP (3)Stop Letting Expansions Experience Priority Angela Brett, when she wanted to go to sleep but kept having to turn on the light and write down acronyms which came to mind.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
SLEEP (5)Sleep: Lessens Energy Expenditure / Peaceful! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Sports & Recreation:Relaxation
SLEEP (6)Sin Lovers Eventually Eliminate Possible! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Death.
People & Relationships:Death
SLEETSheet Lightning Expected... Even Thunder! Angela Brett, when someone on IRC called Sleet wanted to be acronymised after seeing the PIMASTER acronym.
Science:Meteorology
SLEUTHSome Loser Eejit Unlikely To Help Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
SLICESharp Lines Indicate Cutlery's 'Edge' Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects:Eating Utensils
SLIGHT HASSLESignificant Likelihood, I Guess However, That Hatred And Swearing Shall Likely Ensue Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Nouns
SLIMSomatic Love Is Mindless Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene
SLIPSending Little Internet Packets Sean Lamb (SLIP = Serial Line Internet Protocol)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Internet
SLIPKNOTSwinging Lariat, If Pendulous, Kills Nasty Old Tyrant Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Nouns
SLIPPINGStraight Laughter Is Pleasureless/Punless... Please Investigate New Guffaws Angela Brett, when Tony responded to something with an ordinary old LOL.
Words & Wordplay
SLOPESlanted Lines Offer Plainest Equations Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics
SLOPE (2)Straight Lines Observed? Proportional Elements. Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics
SLOTHSlow, Lumbering, Otiose Tree Hanger Sean Lamb
Science:Biology:Animals
SLOW DOWNLOADSerious Logjam On Web Documents Open Without Necessary Links - Obviously A Disaster Tony McCoy O'Grady
Computers:Internet
SLOW EMAILSSecurity Loophole Of Windows Eats Messages After Inundating Linux Servers? Angela Brett -- Email through my email forwarder has been taking a long time to arrive lately, and I wonder if it has to do with extra load on servers due to the latest Windows virus.
Computers:Internet
SLOWERSome Lumber Onwards Without Evident Rapidity Tony McTrack&Field O'Grady
Assorted Adjectives
SLOWPOKESexually Lazy, One Willpower's Positively On Keeping Erection Tony McCoy O'WashYourMouthOutWithSoapyWater!
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
SLOWPOKE (2)Shuffling Legs Of Walker Plodding Over Kerb's Edge Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Insults
SLOW TEACHERSSubject Learnt Over Weekend! To Educate A Class He Excessively Reduces Speed. Angela Brett
Education:Slow Teaching
Education:Occupations
SLUGSure Livens Up Garnishes! Rico Leffanta
Science:Biology:Insects:Edible(?)
SLUGGISH SPEEDSome Latitudes Undergo Great Glaciation. Internet Speed Has Slowed. Patti's Evidently Entering Dormancy TMcCO'G, after CORIOLIS (2), saying: But maybe, just maybe I'm wrong and It's all that ice and snow in Canada which is slowing things down... cold slows everything down as winter approaches... it's a throwback to hibernation.
Computers:Internet:Apronyms Website:Excuses for Slow Loading
SLUGS AND SNAILS AND PUPPY DOGS' TAILSSlime Laying, Unpleasant Garden Species Are Nominally Described Suggesting Nastiness And Ickyness. Lying 'Sisters' Are Naturally Deceitful - Painting Untruthful Pen-Pictures You Depict Outrageousness Grossly Slandering The Angelic, Innocent Little Saints Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Phrases
People & Relationships:Genderalisations
SLUSHSnow's Largely Unpopular Sideeffect's Horrid TMcCO'G
Assorted Nouns
Science:Meteorology
SLUSH (2)Solid(ish) Liquid - Usually Snow's Heritage TMcCO'G
Assorted Nouns
Science:Meteorology
SLUTSexually Loose Undiscriminating Tramp Tony McCoy O'Grady, after watching an 'expose' TV programme on teenage sex in England.
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
SLUT (2)She Lustily Undoes Top Steve Keate
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
SLUT (3)She Likes Using Toyboys Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
SLUT (4)Sexy Lingerie Used Temptingly Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
SLUT (5)She Lies, Usually Topless. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
SMALL BABYSure, Maybe A Little Little, But 'Ardly Begun Yet! Angela Brett
Science:Biology
People & Relationships:Family
SMALL LETTERSSome Minds Acronymise Lowercase Letters Leading Even Tony To Exemplify Resounding Silliness. Tony McCoy O'Grady, when a newcomer on the acronyms forums deliberately used small letters throughout a post in order to avoid having to acronymise any capitalised words.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
Communication:Acronyms Forums
SMARTStupid, Maybe, At Real Tasks. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
SMART (2)Systematic Mean Aggressive Revolting Taunts Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
People & Relationships:Emotions
SMART (3)Some Minds Are Really Talented Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
SMART ALECSee Me After Rehearsals Tonight And Let's Exchange Costumes Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships
SMART ASSSome Moron Automatically Ripostes To Announce Some Simpletude Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Insults
SMARTASSStupid Mutt's Always Ranting, Talking Awfully Silly Stuff Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Insults
SMART ASS (2)Some Mensans Are Rationally Talented And Socially Stupid Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
SMARTIPANTS'Submit Multiple Acronyms Readiy Thanks' I Posted ..... And Now Turned Silent Tony McCoy O'Grady, when someone called SmartiPants asked on the ACRONYMS FORUMS for expansions of DSL, but never posted again.
Communication:Acronyms Forums:Mystery Posters
SMELLYSomething Malodorous Exudes.... Lice'll Love You Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
SMILESimply Magic, It's Laughter Eliciting. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Laughter
SMILE (2)Subtly Make Imminent Laughter Evident Angela Brett
Laughter
SMILE (3)Satisfied Merriment, Induces Lips Ends Jan Morgan -- the ends turn up
Laughter
SMILE (4)Satisfying Mirth, Induces Lips Ends Jan Morgan -- the ends turn up
Laughter
SMILESSmiles: Muscles Involved < Living Eternally Scowling! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
People & Relationships:Emotions
SMINTStrong Mints Indeed, Neverthess Tiny. Edwin Hermann
Food & Drink
SMIRKSuch Mirth Is Really Killing! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Laughter
SMITEStriking Makes It Terrifying, Enmity Jan Morgan
Military:War & Terrorism
SMOKERSSo Many On Knife-Edge, Risking Sickness Angela Brett
Drugs:Tobacco
SMOKESCREENSoot Makes Others Keep Eyes Shut - Confused Reaction Ensues. Escape Now! Angela Brett
Assorted Nouns
SMTPShove Mail Through Postbox Tony McCoy O'Grady (SMTP usually stands for Simple Mail Transfer Protocol)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Internet
SMTP (2)Server Mauled The Postie? Angela Brett, thinking especially of an SMTP (Simple Mail Transfer Protocol) server running Yellow Dog Linux, since SMTP is sort of like a postman, and posties often get mauled by dogs.
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Internet
SMTP (3)Send Messages To People Angela Brett (SMTP usually stands for Simple Mail Transfer Protocol)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Internet
SMUG SMILESilly Me, Unusually Good Suggestion Means I Laugh Easily Tony McCoy O'Grady
Laughter
SMURFSqueaky Mouthed Ultramarinecoloured Runtish Fairies TMcCO'G
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters
SNAILSalads Need Ambrosia Interspersing Lettuce Rico Leffanta
Science:Biology:Insects:Edible(?)
SNAKESlimy Nipper Abolishing Kissing Everywhere Rico Leffanta
Religion
Science:Biology:Animals:Vermin
SNAKESSlither Noislessly And Kill, Envenoming Subjects Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Animals:Vermin
SNEEZESnotty Nose Effortlessly Energising, Zinging Everywhere. Mary Carr
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
SNELLSports Notably Effective Long Legs Angela Brett, referring to runner Peter Snell (who is supposedly a distant relative of mine)
Names:Famous people
SNICKERSSome Nuts In Chocolate Keep Energy Reserves Stocked TMcCO'G
Food & Drink:Confectionery
SNIFFLESStuffy Nose Initiates Feeling Fatigued, Leaking Excess Snot. Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
SNIPERSecreted Neatly In Place, Expert Rifleman Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Occupations
Military:War & Terrorism
SNIPER (2)Solitary Nemesis, Invisibly Placed, Executes Reliably. Roger Williams
Military:War & Terrorism
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Criminals
SNITSans Niceness, Inexplicable Tantrum Angela Brett, when her sister asked if their mother was still 'in a snit' with her.
Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words
People & Relationships
SNIT (2)Selfish Noxious Irritating Trait Jan Morgan
People & Relationships
SNITTERSmall Newspaper Item Twit Thought Exceptionally Ribald Tony McCoy O'Grady (Snitter is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as meaning, 'One of the rather unfunny newspaper clippings pinned to an office wall, the humour of which is supposed to derive from the fact that the headline
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
SNOGSquash Noses Or Glasses Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
SNORTINGSudden Nasal Outburst Reacting To Incoming Naughtiness, Generally. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Laughter
SNOWSanta's Not Overly Weatherproof Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Meteorology
Time:Special Occasions:Christmas
SNOW (2)Smoothness Noticed Over Winter Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Meteorology
SNOW (3)Soft Notation Of Winter Roger Williams
Science:Meteorology
SNOW (4)Somewheres, Not Only Winter TMcCO'G - refuting SNOW (3) :-) Somewheres is a construction on the same lines as sometimes - meaning several undefined locations.
Science:Meteorology
SNOW (5)Smooth Newness Of Whiteness TMcCO'G - A covering of snow makes familiar landscapes seem strange and new.
Science:Meteorology
SNOWFLAKESpectacular Natural Ornamental Wintertime Feature; Little Abbreviated Kaleidoscopic Experience. Roger Williams
Science:Meteorology
_SNPRINTFSafe? Not Particularly. Recently It Nearly Totally Failed! Angela Brett, who had advocated the use of the C function _snprintf in place of sprintf because it takes the size of the buffer as a parameter and so ought to be safer, but recently discovered it's not so safe after all.
Computers:Programming
SOSoon & Often Angela Brett, when Jeff said, after reading 'The Meaning of Liff', 'I am SO going to acronymize some of these.'
Main
SO (2)Spiritedly, Overenthusiastically Angela Brett (see SO)
Main
SO (3)Some Othertime Tony McCoy O'Grady (see SO)
Main
SOAPScrubbing Often Amends Pelt Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene:Beauty Products
SOAP (2)Stand On A Platform Angela Brett, thinking of a soapbox but too lazy to think of an x word.
Communication
SOAP (3)Some Obfuscated Access Paradigm Sean Lamb (SOAP = Simple Object Access Protocol; it's not nearly so straightforward as it sounds if you're not programming with the Micros~1 libraries)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Programming
SOARSomewhere, Over A Rainbow Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Verbs
SOBStupid Obsessed Blubbering Angela Brett, after pretending to sob over the death of her kMac.
Assorted Verbs
People & Relationships:Emotions
SOBERSpirits Or Beer Essentially Rejected Angela Brett
Drugs
SOB STORYStrap On Breasts Say They're Obviously Really Yours Rico Leffanta
Assorted Nouns
SOCCERSport Of Clever Children Exercising Robustly Tony McCoy O'Grady
Sports & Recreation
SOCCER (2)Soiled Our Clothes Chasing Errant Roundthing Patricia Rix
Sports & Recreation
SOCIAL STUDIESStudents Of Community Interactions Across Lateral Strata. Theories Usually Descend Into Endless Squabbles Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships
Education
SOCKSheath Of Coloured Knitting Angela Brett
Household Objects:Clothing:Underwear
SOCKSShoes Often Cannot Konceal Smells Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects:Clothing:Underwear
SOCKS (2)Shoes Often Can Keep Smelling Angela Brett, as a modification of Tony's SOCKS
Household Objects:Clothing:Underwear
SODIUMSalt Of Davy's Independent Unique Manufacture. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry:Elements
SOD OFFSaunter Over Defecation On Four Feet Rico Leffanta
Words & Wordplay:Rudeness
SOEIDENTALSomeone's Obviously Excited - I Daresay Employer Now Thinks Angela's Learned! Tony McCoy O'Grady, on finding out that Angela got a job at Software Of Excellence International (http://www.soeidental.com)
Commerce:Companies
SOFIASo One Friend Initiates Adventures Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
SOFTBALLSliding Overmuch For The Base Always Leaves Lumps Patricia Rix
Sports & Recreation
SOFTBALL (2)'Sport' Of Faintly Talented Boys Americans Love Lots. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Sports & Recreation
SOFTWARESomething Often Found To Worry A Rookie Enthusiast Angela Brett
Computers
SOFTWARE (2)Shatters One's Front Teeth With A Rare Ease Tony McCoy O'Grady
Computers:Do Not Eat
SOFTWARE (3)Someone Offered 'Free Trial'. Worm Already Resident, Encoded. Roger Williams
Computers
SOFTWASHSome Oaf Found Their Water And Soap Hard? Angela Brett, on seeing some 'Softwash' soap, wondering just how hard other soaps are.
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene:Beauty Products
SOFTWASH (2)Soap Only Foams The Water, Antibacterial Sterilises Hands Angela Brett, after using some SOFTWASH liquid hand wash.
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene:Beauty Products
SOLSource Of Light Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Astronomy
SOLDIERSSlaying's Our Loyal Duty... Insufferable Enemies Ruthlessly Slaughter Angela Brett
Military
SOLESomeone Owns Lone Effort Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships
SOLE CONTRIBUTORSomeone On Lonesome Expands Content Of New Topic, Rebuffing Incisive & Brilliant Utterances That Others Remit Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships
SOLICITINGSeeking Out Lustful Intercourse Can Induce Terrible Infections Near Genitals Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
SOLICITORSeriously Overpaid Lawyer In Conveyancing Industry - Too Often Roguish Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Occupations
SOLICITOR (2)Sole Objective: List Itemized Charges Including Time On Retainer Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Occupations
SOLIDScientific Opinion: Light Isn't Dense. Angela Brett
Science:Physics
SOLID (2)Slug - Or Lump - Is Dense Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Adjectives
SOLOSingle Only, Lonely One Jan Morgan
People & Relationships
SOLOMON ISLANDSScene Of Lots Of Military Operations. Now Independent State, Local Agriculture Now Developing Strongly. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
SOLOMON ISLANDS (2)Sheba Offers Love Options Men Often Need; In Some Love Affairs, Naked Dancing Sufficeth Rico Leffanta
Places:Countries
SOMALIAScene Of Military Actions - Lethal Internal Aggression. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
SOMESubset Of Mentioned Entirety Angela Brett
Main
SOME PEOPLE HAVE TOO MUCH TIMESeems Our Mirthful Expansions Possibly Enrage Other People, Leaving 'Em Hot And Voicing Envy. They Obviously Ought Make Up Comedic (Hoepfully They'll Invent Many) Expansions Tony McCoy O'Grady
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
SOMETHIN'Some Object My Eloquent Typist Has Inadequately Named Angela Brett
Assorted Nouns
SONARSound Out Nasties And Repasts Angela Brett
Science:Biology
Science:Physics
SONAR (2)Sends Out Noises, And Receives Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Physics
SONG OF SOLOMONSerenade Of Nature's Goodness, Often Fairly Suggestive Of Lover, Of Much Outstanding Novelty Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion:Bible books
SONIASomeone Of Note, I Assume. Angela Brett
Names:First names:Female
SONICSome Otic Nuisance Is Created Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Nouns:Noises
SONIC (2)Sega's Original Novel Intense Character Tony McCoy O'Grady
Computers:Games:Game Characters
SONYASafe Of Naughty Young Adult Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
SOON!Shortly Or Otherwise Never! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Time
SOONESTSpeediest Option's Often Needed, Extremely Slow's Tortuous TMcCO'G
Time
SOOTHSAYERSpeaks Of Octavius - To Help Sway Antony, Yet Encouragement Rebuffed Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Julius Caesar and Antony and Cleopatra
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Antony and Cleopatra
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Julius Caesar
SOPHIASo One Person Has Incredible Advice Jan Morgan (according to http://tools.oxygen.com/babynamer/TypeASearch.cfm?Gender=G&Unique=2&TellMeAbout=sophia, Sophia and Sophie come from a Greek expression meaning Wisdom)
Names:First names:Female
SOPHIESo One Person Has Incredible Enlightenment Jan Morgan and Angela Brett (according to http://tools.oxygen.com/babynamer/TypeASearch.cfm?Gender=G&Unique=2&TellMeAbout=sophia, Sophia and Sophie come from a Greek expression meaning Wisdom)
Names:First names:Female
SOPHOSStops Others' Programs Harming Our System Angela Brett, after seeing a SOPHOS virus protection program pop up on her work computer.
Computers:Windows:Applications
SORBITOLSugar's Obviously Really Bad, Instead This Overpressures Lobes Steve Keate
Food & Drink:Condiments
SORESome Organ's Reddened & Excited Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
SORRYSuch Offensive Rudeness Riles You. Angela Brett
People & Relationships
SOSSide Open, Sinking Steve Keate
People & Relationships:Disaster
SOS (2)Some Obscure Signal Steve Keate
People & Relationships:Disaster
SOS (3)Several Obituaries Soon Steve Keate
People & Relationships:Disaster
SOS (4)Signal Of Stress Steve Keate
People & Relationships:Disaster
SOS (5)Sea Opened, Swallowed Steve Keate
People & Relationships:Disaster
SOS (6)Stupid Ocean Swells! Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Disaster
SOS (7)Several Overboard Seamen Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Disaster
SOS (8)Sending Out Screams Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Disaster
SOS (9)Splitting Our Seams Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Disaster
SOS (10)Stay Out, Sea! Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Disaster
SOS (11)Stop Our Suffering! Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Disaster
SOS (12)Sh*tting Our Selves! Angela Brett and Steve Keate
People & Relationships:Disaster
SOSUMISound. Overtly Shagging Up Music Industry Tony McCoy O'Grady. The makers of the early Mac computers stated that they would never be used to make music. The name of the sound called "sosumi' translates as "so sue me". (see http://www.newtontalk.net/archive/newtontalk.2002-04/1425.html for more information)
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
Entertainment:Music
People & Relationships:Law & Order
SOULSeat Of Unending Life Tony McCoy O'Afterlife
Religion
SOUNDSleep Ongoing = Usual = Nice Deep! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Sports & Recreation:Relaxation
SOUND (2)Sane. Organized. Unagressive. Novel. Dependable! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Assorted Adjectives
SOUND (3)Sane, Organized, Unagressive, Novel. Dependable! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
SOUND IN SPACESign Of Uneducated Nitwits... Doesn't It Need Some Perturbed Atoms, Compressing & Expanding? Angela Brett, when Jeff gave sound in space as the reason for calling STAR WARS FOUR Un Realistic.
Science:Astronomy
SOUTHStandard Orientation's 'Under' Top Hemisphere Angela Brett
Places:Positions & Directions
SOUTH CAROLINAShape Odd, Uniquely Triangular, Has Charleston Area Restored, Originally Lead In Nation's Altercation Jan Morgan (civil War)
Places:States & Regions
SOUTH DAKOTASome Of Us Think, "How Did Arrivals Keep Overcoming This Area?" Roger Williams
Places:States & Regions
SOUTH DAKOTA (2)Sculptures Of Upright Trusted Humans, Deeply Admired, Kept Our Territories Agenda Jan Morgan - Mount Rushmore
Places:States & Regions
SOUVEFARStrange Object Usually Via Envelope From Another Realm Angela Brett (A souvefar is like a souvenir, except it's from somewhere you've never been anywhere near. Some souvefars start out as souvenirs but become souvefars when given to friends or family back home; others are bought at local souvenir shops and delivered to friends overseas.)
Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words
SOVIET ONIONSystem Of Vegetables In Elected Tribunals, Or Novelties Inside Other Novelties. Angela Brett, expanding a quirky unsuccessful search. An onion's layers are similar to matryoshka dolls, so perhaps that's what a soviet onion is!
Politics
Food & Drink
SOY BEANSource Of Your Butter Excludes Animal Nutrients Tony
Food & Drink
SPASignal Passing Ambulance Angela Brett, celebrating TOWEL DAY by acronymising different types of towels to show some of their uses. ('...You can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal')
Household Objects:Towels
SPACEScientists Puzzled About Curvature, Etc. Angela Brett
Science:Astronomy
SPACESSome Paradoxically Appeared, Code's Essentially Spoiled. Angela Brett, after finding some spaces where they shouldn't have been in a C program which she's sure she never typed.
Computers:Programming
SPACE STATIONSpecially Prepared Automobile - Communty Education & Surgery Taking Animal Topics Into Our Neighbourhood Tony McCoy O'Grady (punning on the closeness of 'SPCA' and 'SPACE')
Science:Biology:Animals:The Dorothy Dorosett Brown Mobile Centre
SPAEScottish: Predict An Event Angela Brett
Assorted Verbs
SPAINSunshine Particularly Attracts International Nudists Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
SPAIN (2)Spain & Portugal Are Iberian Neighbors. Roger Williams
Places:Countries
SPAMSend People Annoying Mail Angela Brett
Computers:Internet
SPAM (2)Stupid People Are Many Steve Keate, referring to the people who mindlessly forward spam.
Computers:Internet
SPAM (3)Sometimes Promises Ample Money Angela Brett
Computers:Internet
SPAM (4)Sanity Prevailed, Ate Meat. Steve Keate
Food & Drink
SPAM (5)Sludge Passing As Meat Steve Keate
Food & Drink
SPAM (6)Supposedly Particles Are Meat Steve Keate
Food & Drink
SPAM (7)Spiced, Preserved And Minced Angela Brett
Food & Drink
SPAM (8)Some Particularly Aggravating Mail Angela Brett
Computers:Internet
SPAM (10)Students Propagate Annoying Messages Acronymous Anonymous
Computers:Internet
SPAM (11)Students Propagate Anonymous Mailings Acronymous Anonymous
Computers:Internet
SPAM (12)Students Propagate Assinine Mailings Acronymous Anonymous
Computers:Internet
SPAM (13)Slime Posing As Meat W. Kline
Food & Drink
SPAM (14)Shoves Products At Me Angela Brett
Computers:Internet
SPAM (16)Scams, Phishing And Maliciousness Bruce Siegel
Computers:Internet
SPAM (17)Short Pointless Annoying Message Lingwo
Computers:Internet
SPAM (18)Stupid People Advertising Merchandise Rebecca G. Listening to a news report on spammers and Canada's Privacy Act
Computers:Internet
SPAM (19)Special Purpose Army Mailer The AKO mail team
Computers:Internet
SPAMMEDSome Putzhead Apparently Multiply Messaged Eventless Discussion. Jeff Anonymous, after someone posted a URL multiple times on the Apronyms Forums.
Computers:Internet
Communication:Acronyms Forums
SPAMMED (2)Stupid Punter Annoyed Masses, Moderator Exercised Discretion Sean Lamb, when the Apronyms Forums were SPAMMED and Angela deleted the offending posts.
Communication:Acronyms Forums
SPANKINGSomatically Punishing A Naughty Kid Isn't Necessarily Good Angela Brett
People & Relationships
SPANKING (2)Some Pains Are Not 'Kindness' - Ignore Naive Gossip Tony McCoy O'Grady (I've never believed that "you've got to be cruel to be kind".)
People & Relationships
SPARCSun's Particularly Amazing Research Creation Steve Keate and Angela Brett
Computers
SPARE TIMESome Pastimes: Acronymising, Reading, Eating, Tweaking Important MacOS Elements... Angela Brett, who rather likes ResEdit ;^)
Time
SPARKLESuper Precious/Perfect And Rare Kitten Loved Existence Jan Morgan -- name of cat
Names:Pet Names
SPARSESome People Acronymise Rapidly, Some Exceptionally! Angela Brett, while Tony was producing over 40 new acronyms per day and her own contributions were becoming rather SPARSE. (But his are great too, I don't really mean that speed is reducing his quality)
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
SPARTACUSSpite Provokes Ancient Romans To Actively Crush Uprising Slaves Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:Movies
SPASMSSharp Pain As Some Muscle Seizes Tony
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
SPASTICSlightly Palsied Athlete Specially To Intrigue Competitors Carl Brett
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
SPASTIC (2)Slightly Palsied Athlete Specifically To Irritate Carl Carl Brett, probably referring to Angela
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
SPASTIC (3)Such People Are Surely Talented... It's Cerebral! Angela Brett, on Cerebral Palsy.
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
SPEAKERSSome People Eat Audio Kit, Ending Really Sick Angela Brett
Computers:Do Not Eat
SPEAROWSmall Pokemon's Energetically Airborne, Rapidly Oscillating Wings Angela Brett (Spearow is Pokemon #21)
Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon
SPECIALSounds Pretty Extraordinary. Causes Immediate Attraction Literally Jan Morgan
Assorted Adjectives
SPECIAL KSeriously Perillous. Expect Callous Icecold And Loathesome Killer Tony McCoy O'Grady, crunching his way through another cereal killer.
MacGirl & KeyBoard:Supervillains:Cereal Killers
SPECIAL OLYMPICSStupid People Enter Competition In Athletic Level. Only Lost Your Mind, Physically In Champion Shape. Angela Brett (anyone offended by 'stupid' may call me spastic.)
Sports & Recreation
SPECIAL WEAPONS AND TACTICSSome Police Experts Can Incapacitate A Larrikin With Exceptional Armaments. Positions Often Need Surrounding All Night / Day... The (Armed?) Criminal Then Is Captured / Shot Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Law & Order
SPECTRESoul's Presence Ex-Corpus, Theoretically Residual Energy. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Death
SPECTRUMSee Practically Every Colour Through Rays' Unusual Motif Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Adjectives:Colours
Science:Physics
SPEECHSpeaking Precisely Ensures Efficient Communication Happens Tony McCoy O'Grady
Communication:Talking
SPEECH (2)Spout Prefabricated Eloquence Ex- Campaign Headquarters Angela Brett
Politics
Communication:Talking
SPEEDOMETERSystem Pacing Each Engine's Distance Or Miles, Except Times Equipment Reverses Rico Leffanta
Transport:Car Parts
SPEIGHTS (2)Special Piss Enjoyed In Great Hotels Throughout Southland Apronymous Anonymous
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
SPENCERSome Peer's Eponymously Named Coat - Early Regency TMcCO'G
Household Objects:Clothing:Underwear
SPENTShe Predicts Entry Next Time Rico Leffanta
Assorted Adjectives
SPERMSmall Paternal Effort Riles Mother Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Body Parts
SPERM (2)Sexual Performer Ejaculates Rich Mucous Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Body Parts
SPESShould Probability Expire, Suppose! Rico Leffanta
Religion:Roman Gods & Goddesses
SPHERESolid Paradigm Having Every Radius Equal Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics:Geometry
SPICESugar's Partner In Creating "Eve"s Roger Williams
People & Relationships:Genderalisations
Food & Drink:Condiments
SPIDERSpins Pretty, Intricate Designs Entrapping Rations Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Insects
SPIDERMANSwinging Perilously Into Downtown Environs, Radioactive Mutant Arrests Nasties TMcCO'G
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters
SPIKESharp Pointy In Kind, Excruciating Jan Morgan
Assorted Nouns
SPIRITSomehow Perhaps I'll Remain, In Thought. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Death
SPIRIT (2)Soul's Passage Interrupted, Remains In Torment Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Death
SPIRIT (3)Sacred Person In Righteous Intuitive Truth Jan Morgan
Religion
SPIRITUALSacred Perception In Righteous Intuitive Truth Usually Adds Light Jan Morgan
Religion
SPIRITUAL GUIDESacred Perception In Righteous Intuitive Truth Usually Adds Light. Giving "U" Individual Direction Essentially Jan Morgan
Religion
SPITFIRESpecial Plane In The Forties. It Really Excelled. Eric Bridgstock
Transport
SPITFIRE (2)Super Plane - Invincible Tactical Fighter. It Rouses Emotions. Eric Bridgstock
Transport
SPLATSeveral Parachutists Landed Awkwardly There Tony McCoy O'Grady
Sports & Recreation:Parachuting
SPLEENStrange, Perplexing Little Entity... Explanation Needed Steve Keate and Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Body Parts
SPLITTING THE ATOMSingular People Loving In Tandem Trying Innovative New Gambits To Help Enhance Archaic Traditions Oppressing Marriage Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
SPOCKStrangely Pointy Orifice-Coverings, Kinky! Bones McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:Star Trek
SPOCK (2)Space Plots Often Concern Klingons Angela Brett
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:Star Trek
SPONGESmelly People Obviously Need Greater Exposure Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene:Beauty Products
SPOOFSilly Prank On Optimistic Fools Rico Leffanta
Assorted Nouns
SPOOKSpectacular Projection Of Our Kids Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Family
SPOOLSpindle Product's Outputted Onto Loop Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects
SPOONSlurping Person's Often Overly Noisy Tony McCoy O'Grady (Soupspoons seem to turn some people into slobs!)
Household Objects:Eating Utensils
SPOONERISMSeople Pometimes Offer Odd Narrative, Easily Recited, Involving Sixed Mounds Roger Williams
Words & Wordplay
SPORKSure Partner Of Runcible Knife? Angela Brett
Household Objects:Eating Utensils
SPORTSome 'Players' Only Require Television Angela Brett
Entertainment:TV shows
Sports & Recreation
SPORT (3)Sometimes Played On Rough Terrain Tony McCoy O'Grady
Sports & Recreation
SPORTSSome People Organising Regular Training Sessions Tony McCoy O'Grady
Sports & Recreation
SPORTS FANSerious! Proud! Owes!$ Reads! Taunts! Sane? Faithful Always! Neveryield! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Sports & Recreation
SPORTS FAN (2)Scientist Pursuing Observable Relationships: Time Stars Future Anno Numbers! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Sports & Recreation
SPORTS MEDICINESwallow Painkillers, Out Running Tomorrow. Sore Muscles Every Day Indicates Competitor Is Near Excellence. Angela Brett (if you disagree, see SPORTS MEDICINE (2))
Sports & Recreation
Science:Biology:Healthcare
SPOTStain Present On Threads Angela Brett
Assorted Nouns
SPOT (2)Super Precious Owners Toy Jan Morgan -- different views of animal
Names:Pet Names
SPOT (3)Stupid Pet Obstructs Traversing Jan Morgan -- A driver's view of animal -- can't even get into the driveway before he tries to greet you
Transport
Names:Pet Names
SPOT (4)Stupid Pet Of Throng Jan Morgan -- different views of animal
Names:Pet Names
SPOT (5)Special Pet Of Throng Jan Morgan -- different views of animal
Names:Pet Names
SPOT (6)Stuck Pet Of Throng Jan Morgan and Randall Morgan -- dog gets stuck under bed
Names:Pet Names
SPOT (7)Spineless Pet, Oblivious Tactics Jan Morgan -- different views of animal
Names:Pet Names
SPOT (8)Surprisingly Pounces Outta Truck Jan Morgan & Randall Morgan -- Dog can't figure out he is supposed to stay seated when the truck is in motion
Names:Pet Names
SPOUSESomeone Pretending One Understands Someone Else Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Marriage & Divorce
SPOYLTSeveral Presents Offered - You Lucky Thing! Angela Brett, on sending Tony and his family some Christmas presents.
Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words
SPREADSlimline Products Reflect Everyone's Avoirdupois Desires Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink
SPRINGSee Plants Resplendant In New Greenery Tony McCoy O'Grady
Time:Seasons
SPRING (2)Several Plants Rising In New Growth Eric Bridgstock
Time:Seasons
SPRINGERSome People Revel In Nasty, Grossly Entangled, Relationships Tony McCoy O'Grady, as an entry to the Radio Times Def.i.n.i.t.i.a.l.s competition
Entertainment:TV shows:Talk Shows
SPRINGER (2)Self-Publicists Riled, Invariably Nauseous, Generally Elevate Ratings Eric Bridgstock and Tony McCoy O'Grady,
Entertainment:TV shows:Talk Shows
SPRINGER (3)Stunt-People Readily Instigate Nasty Grapples (Evidently Real) Angela Brett, as an entry to the Radio Times Def.i.n.i.t.i.a.l.s competition
Entertainment:TV shows:Talk Shows
SPRINGER (4)Should People Resolve Issues? No, Get Even! Retaliate! Angela Brett
Entertainment:TV shows:Talk Shows
SPRINKLERSSpritzing Precipitation Rains In Navigational Kinetics. Liquid Enriches Rotating Sections Jan Morgan -- watering system
Household Objects
SPRINTSome People Run In No Time Rico Leffanta
Sports & Recreation
SPROGSmall Person - Renewer Of Generation Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Family
SPUNKSpouse Pursuing Usable New Kitchen Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships
SPYSecrets Passed Yonder Sean Lamb (spies transmit secrets to faraway places, so...)
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
SQUABBLESome Quarrel Usually About Boys Being Loved Elsewhere Rico Leffanta
Communication
SQUADSpecial Quorum Under Army Directions TMcCO'G
Military
SQUAREShape Quadrilateral, Unvaryingly A Rightangled Equilateral Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Mathematics:Geometry
SQUARE (2)Sound Questions! Utterly Account! Reveal Everything! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Situation: Congressional Panel investigating competitors' lies. Response of victim: an Honest, Gifted CEO.
Assorted Adjectives
SQUARE (3)Secure Quarters! Unlimited! Advancing! Renewing Employment! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Assorted Adjectives
SQUARESSome Quadrangles Use Angles Right; Even Sides. Roger Williams
Science:Mathematics:Geometry
SQUARKSupersymmetry's Quark -- Unconfirmed As Real Knowledge Angela Brett
Science:Physics:Particles
SQUEALSome Questions Unquestionably Evoke Agreeable Lies Rico Leffanta
Assorted Verbs
SQUIRRELSmall Quiet Unique Interesting Rodent Really Enjoys Land Jan Morgan
Science:Biology:Animals
SRIShowers Riches Individually Rico Leffanta
Religion:Hindu Goddesses
SRI LANKASells Rubber In Large Amounts, Now Knows Autonomy. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
SSHSuperb System Handler Jeff Anonymous (SSH usually stands for Secure Shell)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Internet
SSH (2)Silent! Someone'll Hear! Angela Brett
Assorted Nouns:Noises
STABSimilar To A Bunt Edwin Hermann
Assorted Nouns
STABILITYSex Takes A Backseat If Love Is Tormenting You. Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
STACK (2)Stunning Thing Atkinson Created - Kicking! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Software
Computers:Programming
STACYShe's Truly A Cute Youth Tony McCoy O'Grady - who doesn't usually expand names, but in this case makes an exception as he knows a Stacy (or maybe Stacie) who is a very foxy young woman!
Names:First names:Female
STAGSomeone Tied And Graffitied Angela Brett, after seeing a man tied to a lamp-post almost naked and written on, on his stag night.
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Marriage & Divorce
STAGECOACHStar Tries Acting, Goes Everywhere Corralling Outlaws And Catching Horses Rico Leffanta
Entertainment:Movies
STAGE FRIGHTStand Terrified - And Get Extremely Forgetful. Resting In Greenroom Helps Thespians Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment
People & Relationships:Emotions
STAGE FRIGHT (2)Some Theatrical Audiences Generate Extreme Fear Resulting In Getting Horribly Terrified Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment
People & Relationships:Emotions
STAIRSolution To Ascent Inside Residence Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Buildings
STAIR (2)Specific Tread And Its Riser Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects
Places:Buildings
STAIR WALKINGSteep Track Ascends Inside. Residents Will Ascend Lifting Knees If Not Geriatric Tony McCoy O'Grady
Sports & Recreation
Places:Buildings
STAKE CONFERENCESeriously Teaches Actual Knowledge Encouragingly. Covers Our Needs For Eternity, Reports Effect Noteworthy Concerns, Endeavors Jan Morgan (see STAKE PRESIDENT)
Religion
STAKE PRESIDENTScreens Temptations And Keeps Empathy. Person Responsible Entirely, Service Is Delegated, Even Negotiates Trials Jan Morgan -- Step Above Bishop
Religion:Religious Occupations
STAMINAStrength Takes A Massively Important Natural Addition Tony Moore
Science:Biology
Sports & Recreation
STAMPSend This Air-Mail Please. Angela Brett
Communication
STAMP (2)Shipping Trade Attracts Most Philatelists. Angela Brett
Communication
STAND UPStop The Abuse, Nobody Deserves Unfair Persecution Angela Brett, in response to the same request as WATCH OUT
People & Relationships:Abuse
STANNARIESSome Tin Accumulated. Now Not Accessed - Reason Is Economic Suitability. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places
STANZASo Tony's Accuracy Nears Zero... Aarrghh! Angela Brett, because Tony continues to use the word 'verse' when he means 'stanza' even though he knows that a verse is only one line of poetry.
Art & Literature
STARSomething That Astronomers Research Angela Brett
Science:Astronomy
STAR (2)Starts To Achieve Ranks Jan Morgan -- Rank in Boy Scouts
Sports & Recreation:Scouts
STARBUCKSeaman That Apparently Registered Big (Universal) Coffee Kitchen Tony McCoy O'Cappuchino
Names:Famous people
Food & Drink:Food Outlets
STARCHSweets, Tators, Are Rich Carbohydrate Hazards Jan Morgan
Food & Drink
STARK NIGHTSun's Taking A Rest? Know-Nothings Imagine God's Hidden That Tony McCoy O'Grady
Time
STARSShining Things Are Radiation Sources Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Astronomy
STARS (2)Still Twinkling After Repeated Seasons Roger Williams
Science:Astronomy
STAR TREKShows Typical Alien Reactions To Romantically Enterprising Kirk Rico Leffanta
Entertainment:Movies
Entertainment:TV shows
STAR WARSSextet Tells Adventures, Revolutionary Wars, Achieving Renowned Status Jan Morgan
Entertainment:Movies
STAR WARS (2)Sextet Tells Astronomical Revoutionary Wars' Adventures, Renowned Status Jan Morgan
Entertainment:Movies
STAR WARS FOURSome Teen Aged Rascal Wins A Real Space Fight. Obviously Un Realistic. Jeff Anonymous
Entertainment:Movies
STATE OF THE ARTSpending The Amount That's Expected, One Finds They Have Encompassed All Recent Technologies Tony McCoy O'Grady
Computers
Assorted Phrases
Science:Electronics
STATE YOUR GOALSSomehow To Acronymise, Totally, English. Yeah, Obviously Unnattainable... Real Goals Often Are. Let's Strive! Angela Brett
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
STATE YOUR GOALS (2)Set Targets At The Earliest - You'll Obviously Use Reseach Guidelines & Outline Aims Logically, Succinctly Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Advice
STATISTICSShrunk To Averages, The Information Steers Toward Incorrect Conclusions Sometimes. Angela Brett
Science:Statistics
STATISTICS (2)Skewed Towards Assumptions, The Information Steers Toward Incorrect Conclusions Sometimes. PiMaster, as a modification of Angela's STATISTICS.
Science:Statistics
STATISTICS (3)Squint To Assess The Information So Truth Isn't Clearly Shown Angela Brett, after a statistics lecturer said, "look through your eyelashes, make it blurry," which Angela thinks pretty much sums up what statistics is about.
Science:Statistics
STATISTICS (4)Some Times Angela Thinks It's Stupid That Information's Clouded So. Angela Brett
Science:Statistics
STATISTICS (5)So Taking Averages That Imply Stupid Testimony, I Can Seduce. Roger Williams
Science:Statistics
STATUESculpted Thing - Art That's Unmoving, Ever Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature
STDSee Telephone Directory Angela Brett (STD usually stands for Subscriber Trunk Dialling)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Communication
STEAMSometimes The Engines Are Magical Sean Lamb
Transport:Trains
STEELSome Twosomes Enjoy Everlasting Love Angela Brett, referring to what is traditionally the steel (11th) wedding anniversary.
Time:Special Occasions:Wedding Anniversaries
STEEL (2)Steps Toward Eternity: Eleven. Lovely! Angela Brett
Time:Special Occasions:Wedding Anniversaries
STEPStart To Evince Progress Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Verbs
STEP (2)Some Think Elevator's Preferable Angela Brett
Assorted Nouns
STEPHANIESoftly Touches Emotional Person, Has A Natural Involvemet Exclusively Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
STEPHANOSozzled Twit - Easily Pictures Himself As Next Overlord Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's The Tempest
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:The Tempest
STEPHENStride That Egglaying Poultry Has? Evidently Not! Angela Brett, thinking of Step-hen
Names:First names:Male
STEVESwings To Extremes Very Erratically. Angela Brett, describing Steve Jobs according to what she's read about him. (If he happens to be reading this... hey, no offense... oh great, all-powerful iCEO (who owns lots of G3s and therefore deserves my respect.) You're doing a great job, just as long as you don't can HyperCard. :)
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
Names:Famous people
STEVE (3)So The Erotic Virgin Escaped Rico Leffanta
Names:First names:Male
STEVE (4)Somebody That Expands 'Volvo' Evilly Angela Brett, after Steve expanded VOLVO
Names:Acronymists
STEVE (5)Some Terrifically Exciting & Varied Expansions Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:Acronymists
STEVE (6)Served Tepid, Everyday Vegetable Ensemble Angela Brett (this describes Steve K's taste in vegetables, but not his personality! Well, perhaps he can be vegetative but not tepid)
Names:You Are What You Eat
STEVE (7)Saves Tact, Engages Vital Effort Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Male
STEVEDOREStows Tributes Everywhere Vegetates Eventually Diverts Official Records Elsewhere Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
STEVE IRWINSilly Twit's Escapades Very Environmentally Intrusive - Rarely Walks In Noiselessly Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:Famous people
STEVE IRWIN (2)Snake Tries Ejecting Venom - Energetic Intruder Really Wields It Neatly Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:Famous people
STEVE JOBSSaved The Empire - Very Embarrassingly Judged Opinion 'Bull-Sh*t' Tony McCoy O'Grady (Steve Jobs said that rumours of HyerCard's demise were b*llsh*t, when the project had already been shelved, if not actually killed off.)
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
Names:Famous people
STEVE KEATE (2)Snores To Excess, Volume Explosive! Kind Enough A*sehole To Endure Mary Carr and Angela Brett
Names:Acronymists
STEVENStupid Teen, Excessively Vicious-Even Nauseating Nevica the MAN
Names:First names:Male
ST GOARSomewhere To Get Off And Rest Angela Brett (My Contiki tour stopped there for a night, I think it was only because we couldn't get to Munich that day)
Places:Towns & Cities
ST GOAR (2)Somewhere To Go On A Roadtrip Angela Brett (My Contiki tour stopped there for a night, I think it was only because we couldn't get to Munich that day)
Places:Towns & Cities
STICK 'EM UPSee This? It Could Kill Everybody. Make Unarms Prominent! Angela Brett ('unarms' are arms without arms, that is, unarmed arms. An alternative ending is 'Money Upfront, Please!')
People & Relationships:Law & Order
STICK 'EM UP (2)See These? I Collect Kingly-Embossed Monies, Undo Purses! Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Law & Order
STICKY ENDSaying That I Could Kill You Evoked Nasty Death Angela Brett -- don't threaten people, they might be armed with glue guns or worse.
People & Relationships:Law & Order
People & Relationships:Death
STIFLESmother The Intimate Flow Love Exudes Rico Leffanta
Assorted Verbs
STINKStench That Is Not Kosher Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Nouns
STIPULATESet Terms In Place Under Legal Agreement That's Enforceable TMcCO'G
People & Relationships:Law & Order
STIPULATE (2)Sincerely, That Is Promised; Upholding Literally All Terms Expressed. Roger Williams
Communication
STITCHEDSewn Together In Tiny Challenges Her Eyesight Detailed Rico Leffanta
Assorted Verbs
STIXSomething Timberlike Is Xyloid. Angela Brett, after discovering the word Xyloid (meaning woodlike or pertaining to wood) and thought that since it was a real X word and not an eX word then it ought to be included in an acronym just so there'd be another X that hadn't been cheated on... unfortunately she had to cheat on the acronym anyway to get an X into it. But hey, it explains the word nicely, doncha think?
Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words
Science:Biology:Plants
ST JOHN'S WORTSupposed To Jolt Our Happiness; No Salesman/Scientist Would Openly Refute This. Angela Brett, who has heard that St. John's Wort is good for depression. Choose the S word based on your scepticism level.
Food & Drink:Condiments:Herbs
ST KITTS & NEVISSunshine's The Key In This Tropical State. Nowadays Expect Visitors Into Sunshine.Sunshine. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
STOATSSteal The Ova And Threaten Species Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Animals:Vermin
STOCKASTICSales That Oscillate Chaotically Keep Any Stockpiling Tendencies In Check. Angela Brett, after reading a paper which mentioned stochastic sales, and thinking that perhaps 'stockastic' would be a better term.
Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words
Commerce
STOCKS AND SHARESSeeking Tons Of Capital, Keen Shareholders Always Need Detailed Statements - Hopefully Annual Returns Escalate Sharply Tony McCoy O'Grady
Commerce
STOMACHSomewhere To 'Organicise' Meals Amid Concentrated HCl. Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Body Parts
STONEDSmoke/Sniff/Shoot This, Or Never Experience Delirium Angela Brett
Drugs
STONED (2)Supposedly Typical Of Non-Educated Dopes Angela Brett
Drugs
STONEHENGEStructure Takes Orbital Notion, Eccentric Habits, Engages Nocturnal Galactic Events Jan Morgan
Places:Landmarks
STONERSmoking 'Tokes', One Never Experiences Reality Patricia Rix
Drugs:Cannabis
STONER (2)"Sinless? Throw One Now", Exclaimed Redeemer Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion
STOPSuspend Trading On Provider Tony McCoy O'Grady, in response to HALT.
Commerce
STOP THE ABUSINGStrive To Over-Power The Hurt - Every Avengement Brings Unnecessary Suffering. It's Not Good! Angela Brett, when someone searched for 'stop the abuse'. I couldn't find a good E word.
People & Relationships:Advice
People & Relationships:Abuse
STORYSingle Tale Of Romantic Yarn Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature
1ST PLACESomebody That's Perfect Loves A Competitive Event Angela Brett
Sports & Recreation
STRAIGHTSexual Targeting's Repulsive, And I Genuinely Hate This! Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:LGBTQIA
STRANGE QUARKSeems To Reveal A Name Game, Exaggerating Queerness Understood Amongst Really Knowledgeable Angela Brett ('Strange' is one of the six types of QUARK... along with UP QUARK, DOWN QUARK, CHARM QUARK, TOP QUARK and BOTTOM QUARK.)
Science:Physics:Particles
STRATFORD UPON AVONShakespeare's Territorial Region Accepts Travellors For Ogling Residents' Domain. Unusual Playwright Offers Narratives, Accomplishments Valuable, Offerings Numerous Jan Morgan
Art & Literature
Places:Towns & Cities:UK
STRATINOSomeone Transforms Rubber And Tries Inventing New Operation Tony McCoy O'Grady, when someone searched for stratino on HTTP://ACRONYMS.CO.NZ>. He didn't know what it is but found a reference to it (as a brand-name?) in a web-search under the heading 'Rubber and Plastic Transformation'
Main
STRAWBERRY IMACStarted To Retch, And Wondered 'Bout Edibility. Really Really Yucky, Its Main Aftertaste's Copper. Angela Brett
Computers:Do Not Eat:iMac Fruit Salad
STRESSSome Times Real Easy Stuff Stinks Rico Leffanta, as an explanation for mistyping an acronym.
Assorted Nouns
STRESS RELIEFSoothing Tension Relaxes Excruciating Shoulder Soreness. Rubbing Effective Linament In Ensures Flexibiity TMcCO'G
Sports & Recreation:Relaxation
STRIDERSilly Tall Ranger Ignores Dodgy Elrond Rapist Carl Brett
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:The Lord of the Rings
STRINGSlipped Tying Ribbons? I'm Not Glossy. Angela Brett
Household Objects:Threads & Fabric
STRING (2)Something That Resonates In New Guitar Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:Music:Instruments
STRING (3)Swallow This? Result Is Nasty Gastritis! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects:Threads & Fabric:Edible(?)
STRIPPERSSlowly To Reveal Individual Private Parts Erotically's Reputedly Sensous Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
STRONGSozzled Toper Reeks Of Neat Gin Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
STRONG (2)Stick Together: Rivet On? No, Gluon! Angela Brett (A gluon is a 'particle' of the strong force, which holds QUARKS together.)
Science:Physics
STRONG FORCESticks Together -- Reverse Of Nearness Gives Ferocity Of Reaction; Cannot Escape Angela Brett (The strong force gets stronger the further away the particles are, making it impossible for single quark to escape from its grouping of two or three.)
Science:Physics
STUARTShort Tails Usually Aren't Rat's Tails Angela Brett, thinking about the movie Stuart Little, which features a mouse named Stuart.
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters
STUART LITTLESupposedly Totally Usual, Adopting Rodents To Live In The Two-Leggeds' Environment Angela Brett, referring to the film in which a family adopts a mouse... the adoption of a mouse is shown as being a normal occurrence, although still apparently worth making a movie about.
Entertainment:Movies
STUBBORNStays Totally Unbending Basically Believes One Retreats Never Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
STUBBORN AS A MULESticking To Unusual Beliefs By Openly Rejecting Newer And Surer Answers - Making Umpteen Lasting Enemies Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Phrases:Sayings
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
STUDStable's The Usual Dwelling Angela Brett, after passing a stud farm during a bus trip.
Science:Biology:Animals
STUDENT IN DEBTSent The University Dollars, Education Never Turned Into New Desired Employment -- Blast Them! Angela Brett
Education
People & Relationships:The Workforce
STUDENT LEARNINGSeems To Undergo Detrimental Effect Now There's Less Educational, And Really Neat, Interesting Nintendo Games Patricia Rix
Education
STUDENT LEARNING (2)Some Times Universities Don't Educate! No, They Like 'Educating' Athlethes Rather - Not Intelligent Nonsporting Geniuses. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Education
STUDYSolo Teaching Usually Done Yourself Angela Brett, after her mother suggested that she just sat under her computer acronymising and didn't know the meaning of study. I'm not sure sure which viewpoint this proves. ;)
Education
STUDY (2)Stupid Tutors Undermining Delinquent Youth Mary Carr
Education
STUDY (3)Straining To Understand Demented Yabberings. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Education
STUFFEDStandard Technical User Fully Frank Error Description Dave Parlett, explaining the technical term in the phrase, 'your PC is stuffed.'
Computers
STUFFINGSome Turkey's (Unkindly, Forcibly Filled-In) Now Gone Santa Claus
Food & Drink
STUFF YOUSave Thousands Using Freefone - For You're Obviously Unique. Tony McCoy O'Grady (see SHOVE OFF)
Words & Wordplay:Rudeness:Rude Advertising Slogans
STUPIDSupervisor, Technical Unit Promoting Intranet Development Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations:Humorous Job Titles
STUPID (2)Smart Trustworthy Useful People In Demand Nevica the MAN
People & Relationships:Insults
STUPID FAT UGLY SLAGSomebody That's Unpleasant Pushes Insults Down Flab-Affected's Throat. Unlikely Good-Looking Yet Shoots Lip At Girl Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Insults
STUPIDITYSome Thickos Unsuccessfully Pretend Intelligence... Does It Trouble You? Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
ST VALENTINE'S DAYSee This Value! Artistic Leatherwork Expresses No Truer Intentions - Nice Expensive Shoes Depict Amorous You! Tony McCoy O'Grady, explaining: I was stunned to see a local shop had a special display for Valentine's day. The little pink hearts were stuck on shoes and boots. How romantic would that be as a gift?
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
Time:Special Occasions
Household Objects:Clothing
ST VINCENT & THE GRENADINESSmall, Tropical, Volcanic Island Nation Converting Economy Now Towards Tourism. Had Effectively Generated Revenue Exporting Native Agriculture. Delights In Nearly Endless Sunshine. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
STYLUSStop Typing... You'll Love Using Scribbles. Angela Brett
Computers:Generic Hardware
SUAVESome Upstaged Actor Venerating Etiquette Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
SUBARUSports Utility - Big And Rather Ugly Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport:Car Makes & Models
SUBMISSION GUIDELINESSend Uncommon (But Meaningfully Initialled) 'Spansions. Show It's Original - Nothing Gathered Using Internet Databases. Explicit Lewdness Is Not Encouraged - Subdue! Angela Brett, summarising to the Submission Guidelines page at http://acronyms.co.nz/guidelines.html
Computers:Internet:Apronyms Website:Page Titles
SUBROUTINESecond Use Brings Reduction Of Unnecessary Typing, Integrity, Name's Explanatory Angela Brett, meaning that reusing a subroutine brings integrity, not a reduction of it.
Computers:Programming
SUBSCRIBESign Up By Sending Command, Receipt Is By Email Sean Lamb (who has been on more listservs than he can remember)
Computers:Internet
SUCCESSSome Unsuccessful Clots Couldn't Even Spell Success Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
SUCCINTShort / Unadorned / Compact Communication! Informative, Not Talkative/Tedious! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Assorted Adjectives
Communication
SUCKSkill Unborn Can Know Angela Brett
Assorted Verbs
SUDANSuch Utter Desolation And Nothingness Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
SUE'Spansions Usually Excellent Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:Acronymists
SUFFOLKSeduces Unsuspecting French Female, Openly Loathes King Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's King Henry VI
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:King Henry VI
SUGARSweetener Used Generously And Regularly. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink:Condiments
SUGAR (2)Spoonful Urges Gulping A Remedy Angela Brett, because a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down.
Food & Drink:Condiments
SUGAR (3)Sweetener, Usually Granulated And Refined Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink:Condiments
SUGAR (4)Spice's Union - Girls Are Result Roger Williams
People & Relationships:Genderalisations
Food & Drink:Condiments
SUGAR FREESome Users Get A Rush From Ready Extra Energy Angela Brett, while sipping a sugar free Red Bull energy drink and wondering why they took out the actual energy. (Marketers occasionally come around giving out Bull for free, and I am a loyal [experimental?] subject.)
Food & Drink
SUGARING OFFSyrup's Unusually Grand And Results In Nearby Gathering Of Friendly Faces Patricia Rix
Food & Drink:Condiments
SUICIDESo Unhappy I Could Invent Deadly Exit Steve Keate
People & Relationships:Emotions
People & Relationships:Death
SUICIDE (2)Shameful, Usually - Intentional Cessation Initiates Disgraceful Exequy. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Emotions
People & Relationships:Death
SUICIDE (3)Surely Unnoticed, I Cry In Despair Everyday Apronymous Anonymous
People & Relationships:Emotions
People & Relationships:Death
SUICINESuicidal Undertaking Inducing Capture. Impossible? Naturally Evident. Dundee (Suicine is Pokemon #249, the third of the legendary beasts which Dundee has been trying to capture for six months.)
Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon
SUITSingle Units In Tandem Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects:Clothing
SUITCASESuitably Un Intesting Transport Capsule Aiding Stylish Escape Matthew Oram
Household Objects
SUITED (2)Standard Uniform Is Tiresome Executive "Drab" Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects:Clothing
People & Relationships:The Workforce
SULKSniffles Unhappily, Like Kiddie Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Verbs
SULPHURSmells Uniquely, Like Pheasants Hung Until Rotten Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry:Elements
SULTANA BRANSuperbaddy Uses Lethal Tactics... Afflicted Needs A Bowel Relief, Arse Necroses. Angela Brett (don't eat too much bran... it's a cereal killer!)
MacGirl & KeyBoard:Supervillains:Cereal Killers
SUMMERSun Usually Makes More Epidermal Redness Eric Bridgstock
Time:Seasons
SUMMER VACATIONSpending Unspent Money, My Employment Recreation Varies Among Consumerism And Travelling In Other Nations Tony McCoy O'Grady
Time:Seasons
Sports & Recreation:Travel
SUN (2)Star, Usefully Nearby Philip Edwards
Science:Astronomy
SUN (3)Solar Unit Nearby. Roger Williams
Science:Astronomy
SUNBURNShoving Unprotected Nude Bodyparts Under Rays. Nasty! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
SUNDAYStomach's Upset, Noggin's Dodgy And Yucky! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Time:Weekdays
SUNDAY SCHOOLScholars Understanding Now, Does Answer Yearnings, Seriously Chooses Heaven Of Own Learning Jan Morgan
Religion
Education
SUNRISESun's Up Now, Resulting In Sleep Ending. Roger Williams
Time
Science:Astronomy
Sports & Recreation:Relaxation
SUNSETSun Unseen Now Signifying Evening Time. Roger Williams
Time
Science:Astronomy
SUNSET (2)Sun's Unseen Now, Since Earth's Turning TMcCO'G
Time
Science:Astronomy
SUPERFETCHSpeed Up Program Execution Really Fast Enabling The Consumer Hastily Sean Lamb (SuperFetch was Microsoft's code name for the technology [which may have since been removed] in LONGHORN to speed application launching)
Names:Code Names:Microsoft
SUPERFICIALSome Uncouth People Esteem Rich & Famous Icons - Crass Inanity's A Liability Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
SUPERHEROSome Unlikely Person - Essentially Ridiculous - Handling Exceptionally Risky Operations Tony McCoy O'Grady
MacGirl & KeyBoard
SUPERHEROESSuccessful Unique Pairing - Endlessly Rebuffing Hellish Evil - Regularly Overcoming Every Schemer! Tony McCoy O'Grady, perhaps describing MacGirl and KEYBOARD.
MacGirl & KeyBoard
SUPERHEROES (2)Suffering Unusual / Peculiar Emergencies Requiring Happy Endings? Ring Our Emergency Stuntmen! Tony McCoy O'Grady
MacGirl & KeyBoard
SUPERMARKET (2)Some Unethical Proprietors Even Retail Mouldy And Rancid Kai... Expect Tummyaches! Angela Brett
Food & Drink:Food Outlets
SUPERNATUREScience Used Progressively Entering Realms Nearly Always Thought Unscientific. Reasoning's Engaging. Angela Brett, referring to the book by Lyall Watson
Art & Literature:Book Titles
SUPERSONICSouped-Up Plane's Engines Reverberate, Sudden Objectionable Noise Is Created Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport
Science:Physics
SUPERSTITIONSilly Unfounded Propositions - Evidently Registering Simple Truisms - I'm Told Indicative Of Naivety Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion
SUPPLY CHAINSome Use Palmtop PCs/ Laptops - You Can Have Airbourne Information Network Angela Brett, thinking of recent TV ads showing the way a biscuit company makes use of tablet PCs with wireless internet to automate their 'supply chain'.
Commerce
SURESmall Uncertainties Removed Entirely Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Adjectives
SURE (2)Spraying Underarms Removes Exudations Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to a brand of deodorant
Household Objects
SURFERSSharks Underwater Resurface For Entrees Riding Swells Rico Leffanta
Sports & Recreation
SURGESudden Up-Rising Generates Energy Angela Brett and Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Nouns
SURGERYSawbones Used Rusty Gadgets Effecting Remedies, Yesteryear Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Healthcare
SURRENDERSay Uncle Really Rapidly, Else No Deal's Ever Reached Patricia Rix
Communication
SURVIVALStill Unbeaten, Resisting Valiantly Irritating Vicissitudes Along Lifepath Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships
Science:Biology
SURVIVE!Sentences Using Real Verbs Invade Victoriously! Engage/Escalate! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. (perhaps describing how to survive on this website)
Assorted Verbs
Science:Linguistics
SURVIVE! (2)Sense! Understand! Rise! Validate! Innovate! Victor! Empathise! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Assorted Verbs
SURVIVE! (3)Survive Unexpected Ripples! Value Innovation! Venture Empathy! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Assorted Verbs
SURVIVE! (4)Sensing Unresonable/Unexpected Rise Valiantly! Innovate Victory Enthusiastically/Energetically/Electrically! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Assorted Verbs
Commerce
SUSANShe's Utterly Sensual - And Nubile! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:First names:Female
SUSESeems Useless - Stumps Everyone! Angela Brett, on hearing about SuSE Linux.
Computers:Linux
SUSPECTSSoaking Up Sunbeams, Probably Exceeding Contractor's Time Schedule Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Law & Order
SUSPENSESome Unique Situations Perhaps Engender Nerve-Straining Excitement Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature
SUZANNESuper Unique Zany Adult Negotiates Needed Endurance Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
SUZUKIStupid User Zips Unnecessarily, Killing Indiscriminately Acronymous Anonymous
Transport:Car Makes & Models
SWAINSomeone Women Avow Is Nobody Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships
SWALLOW FALLSSurging Water Allows Lively Lookout Overflowingly Wet Fascinating Attraction Lovely Landscaped Scenery Jan Morgan -- in Wales
Places:Waterways
SWAMPSeriously Wet And Mucky Place. Roger Williams
Places:Waterways
SWANSwims With Arched Neck Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Animals:Birds
SWANSSupercilious Women Always Need Something! Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Genderalisations
Science:Biology:Animals:Birds
SWANSEASouth Wales And North Somerset's Elite Army John Richard Jones Something nice about the people of Swansea.
Places:Towns & Cities:UK
SWAPSubstitute Without A Prayer Rico Leffanta
Commerce
SWAP (2)Switch With A Peer's Angela Brett
Commerce
SWAP (3)Sleep With Another's Partner Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
SWATCHSwiss Watches Aren't Too Costly Here Angela Brett (while most brands of Swiss watch are ridiculously expensive, Swatch makes watches that are more generally affordable, and sometimes even digital! Call me primitive but I still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea.)
Time
Science:Electronics
Household Objects:Clothing:Jewellery & Accessories
SWAZILANDSugar, Wood, Asbestos Zone. It's Landlocked And Nominally Democratic. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
SWEATStrenuous Work? Exude A Trickle Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology
SWEAT (2)Salty Wetness Exuded After Training Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology
Sports & Recreation
SWEDENSmorgasborders Who Evidently Dine Epicureanly Nightly. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
SWEETSugar Will Eventually Emaciate Teeth. Angela Brett
Food & Drink:Confectionery
SWEET PEASmell Wonderful Erratically Entwining Through Pergola's Elegant Arches Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Plants
SWEET PEESugary Wees Equals Endocrine Trouble... Pancreas's Effectiveness Ebbing Angela Brett, when Tony apologised for mistyping an 'a' instead of an 'e' in his SWEET PEA expansion.
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
SWEETROLLSomething We Eagerly Eat To Resurrect Our Lost Love Rico Leffanta
Food & Drink
SWEETSSugar Will Eventually Erode Teeth Successfully Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink:Confectionery
SWIFTSteve Wozniak Is Fast Thinker Angela Brett, thinking that maybe FAST THINKER a.k.a Woz could help out MacGirl and Keyboard in a few episodes.
MacGirl & KeyBoard:(Wannabe) Superheroes
SWILLSomeone's Whispered Intimate Love Lies Rico Leffanta
Drugs
SWIMMINGSome Water Is Missing - Maybe In Novice's Gullet Angela Brett
Sports & Recreation
SWIMMING (2)Splashing Women Incite Manhunting Mermaids Investigating Navel Gyrations Rico Leffanta
Sports & Recreation
SWISHSibilant Whooshing Is Sound Heard. Angela Brett
Assorted Nouns:Noises
SWISH (2)Silk Which Is Softly Handled Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Nouns:Noises
SWISH (3)Some Wealthy Individual's Stylish Home Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Adjectives
SWISH (4)Substance Which Is Singularly Horrible! Patricia Rix (if you don't know what swish-barrel whisky is, you're lucky!)
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
SWISS FRANCSSplendid With Intense Shades, Small Fortune Redeemable As Note (Correctly Singular) Angela Brett -- the things that struck me about Swiss Francs were the bright colours and the fact that they're available in such high denominations. I've only seen up to a 200 Franc note (which is already better than I've seen in any other currency) but apparently there are 1000 Franc notes which are the most valuable mass circulated notes in the world.
Commerce:Money
SWISS FRANCS (2)Serious Wealth Indeed. Switzerland's Savers Feel Rich And Never Countenance Spending Tony
Commerce:Money
SWITCH ONStart With Installation - Then Check Handy Onscreen Notes. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Computers
SWITZERLAND (2)Speak/ Write In Tongues, Zones Exhibiting Regional Languages Aren't Nation-Dividers. Angela Brett -- Switzerland has four official languages, German, French, Italian and Romansh.
Places:Countries
SWIZZLEStick - Whirled In Zesty Zippy Liquid Environment. TMcCO'G - a Swizzle Stick is the slender piece of plastic in a cocktail glass used for stirring (with or without a cherry or onion on it!).
Household Objects:Eating Utensils
SWORDSharp Weapon Of Ruthless Destruction Tony McCoy O'Grady
Military:Weapons
SWORD (2)Sharp Weapon Of Relentless Destruction Angela Brett
Military:Weapons
SWORDSStart Weeping... Our Regiment's Deadly Serious Angela Brett
Military:Weapons
SYLVIAShould You Love Virgins, I'm Available! Rico Leffanta
Names:First names:Female
SYMBIOSISSystem Yielding Mutual Benefits Is Offering Species Integrated Survival Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology
SYNODICShouldn't You Now Omit Day In Calendar? Rico Leffanta
Time
SYNONYM"Sometimes You Need Other Nouns", You Mean? Tony McCoy O'Grady
Words & Wordplay
SYNONYM (2)Similar, Yet Not Original Name, You Mean? Gavin Lambert
Words & Wordplay
SYRIAScant Yearly Rainfall - Inland Arid. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
SYRIA (2)Start Your Rocksts, Iraq Again W. Kline
Places:Countries
SYRUPSugary Yet Rather Uniquely Pleasant Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink:Condiments
Food & Drink:Confectionery
SYSTEMSometimes You Should Try Easier Method Rico Leffanta
Assorted Nouns
SYSTEMATISESo You'll Switch To Efficient Method, And That'll Increase Sales Eventually. Angela Brett
Assorted Nouns
SYSTOLESighing Your System's Ticker Of Lifes Expansion Jan Morgan
Science:Biology
UAUrky Acronymist? Jeff Anonymous, noting that whoever decided that the United Association of Journeymen and Apprentices of the Plumbing and Pipe Fitting Industry of the United States and Canada (shouldn't that be the UAJAPPFIUSC?) should be called the UA must not be the greatest master of acronyms.
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
UA (2)Undersized Acronym Angela Brett (see UA)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
UA (3)Unskilled Acronymist. Jeff Anonymous and Angela Brett (see UA)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
UA (4)Unexplicably Axed Jeff Anonymous, since it seems they cut off a bunch of letters. (see UA)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
UAJAPPFIUSCUrky Acronymists, Jeff Amends "Putzheads, Purely & Factually." I Understand Some Criticism. Jeff Anonymous (see UA)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
UAKARIUlulating Anthropoid - Keep Away, Remain Isolated Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Animals
UBEROUSUniquely Bounteous Emissions - Regularly Offering Unending Sustenance Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Adjectives
UBIQUITOUSUsing Bourbon In Quantity Usually Identifies The Omnipresent Universal Spirit Rico Leffanta
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
UDDERSUsually Droopy Danglers Energising Ravenous Suckers Rico Leffanta
Science:Biology:Body Parts
UDDERS (2)Uberous Dangling Drink-Excreters Replenish Sucklers. Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Body Parts
UDDERS (3)Ungulate's Drink Dispensers Easily Replenish Sucklers. Angela Brett and Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Body Parts
UDEUltimate Deceleration Event Sean Lamb (UDE is a railroad acronym for UnDesired Emergency, as in an event where the brake system on a train is set to the "Emergency" setting, bringing the train to a stop as absolutely soon as possible. Most often a train is set into Emergency when a car is stopped on a railroad crossing or desides to drive around the gates; engineers in this situation are normally granted a psychological leave for a short period.)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Transport:Trains
UGANDAUnder General Amin Numerous Dreadful Atrocities. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
UGLYUnattached Girl Loves You Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Insults
UGLY BOYSUntil Girls Like You - Buy Our Youthful Skincream. Tony McCoy O'Grady (see SHOVE OFF)
Words & Wordplay:Rudeness:Rude Advertising Slogans
UIFSAUltimatum Insures Families Secure Alimony Sean Lamb - UIFSA really stands for the Uniform Interstate Family Support Act, an act that will enable the state that issues the first support order to have jusrisdiction over the payor (sic) regardless of which state the payor resides in. I used 'Families' instead of 'Fathers' because there are quite a few deadbeat moms out there with the deadbeat dads (growing up with a father prosecuting child support cases taught me that lawbreaking is an 'equal opportunity employer').
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
People & Relationships:Law & Order
People & Relationships:Family
UKIPUseless Kids In Power John Richard Jones (UKIP usually stands for United Kingdom Independence Party)
Politics:Parties
UKRAINEUprising Knocked Russians Aside - Independence Now Established. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
ULMERUnfortunately Lost Medal Ending Race Angela Brett, when Sarah Ulmer just missed out on a bronze medal in an Olympic cycling race, despite being ahead for most of it.
Names:Famous people
Sports & Recreation
UMAUnveils Majestic Appearance Rico Leffanta
Religion:Hindu Goddesses
UMBRAUsually Makes Blacker Region Appear. Angela Brett
Science:Astronomy
UMPTEENUnspecified Many... Perplexing To Evaluate Exaggerated Number. Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics:Numbers
UNARMEDUsing No Ammunition, Righteous Man's Enemies Defeated Tony McCoy O'Black-belt-in-Karate
Military
UNBEATABLE PRICESUse No Banknotes Extra! Afford The Absolute Best Low Echelon Products! Rubbish Is Cheap, Expect Some. Angela Brett
Commerce
UNBEATABLE PRICES (2)Usually Nobody Believes Everything Advertised Today, Although Bigger Lies Easily Permit Retailers Instantly Contacting Every Sucker. Roger Williams
Commerce
UNCLEANUseful Nobodies, Computer Literate Educationalists Around Nottingham Tony McCoy O'Grady (see UNITS)
Education:University of Nottingham School of Community Health Sciences IT Subgroup
UNCLE SAMUnrelated National Cousins Look Enthusiastic Seeing 'America Man' Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Nationalities & Races
UNCOOPERATIVE AFRICAN AMERICANUncooperativeness No Consequence Of One's Primary Ethnicity, Rather A Trait/Tactic (Increasingly Validly) Expressed/Employed Across Frontiers. Remarkable Indian Called Asian 'Negros' Against Mother England's Rule, It Created A Nation. Angela Brett (referring to Gandhi), who was sick of seeing this phrase at the top of the unsuccessful searches list for so long.
People & Relationships:Nationalities & Races
UNCY HERBUnsightly New Car Ywroke Havoc - Eventual Result: Bankruptcy Angela Brett and Tony McCoy O'Grady (Homer's half-brother Herbert Powell, referred to by the kids as 'Uncy Herb' went bankrupt when he let Homer design the car which would make or break his company)
Entertainment:TV shows:The Simpsons
UNDERCOATUsually Non-Digestible Eaters Regularly Crouch Over A Toilet Tony McCoy O'Grady (see GLOSS)
Food & Drink:Home(-cooked) Improvement:Paint
UNDERCOAT (2)Unique Nectar - Decorators Enjoy Repasts Containing Oil And Thinners Tony McCoy O'Grady, to balance UNDERCOAT
Food & Drink:Home(-cooked) Improvement:Paint
UNDERSTANDUse Noggin! Deductive Exercises Route Someone Towards A New Discernment Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Thoughts
UNDERWEARUsually Not Desired Excepting Rich Women Exaggerating Assets Rapaciously Rico Leffanta
Household Objects:Clothing:Underwear
UNDERWEAR (2)Unseen, Never Displayed, Even Rarely Worn - Embarrassed Ancestor Recoils! Patricia Rix, when her daughter Melanie revealed on the forums that she had no [expansion for] underwear.
Household Objects:Clothing:Underwear
UNDERWEAR (3)Usually Naughty & Decorous, Everything's Revealed When Each Article's Removed. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects:Clothing:Underwear
UNDILUTED GRADE A CANADIAN NONSENSE CONCENTRATEUnnervingly Normal? Dial Into Lunatics Unlimited. They Export Drivel, Gibberish, Ridiculousness - All Daily! Emails Are Completely Absurd, No Alternative Deliveries Include A Nation's Nonsense. Order Now! Sanity's Exaggerated; Nobody Sane Ever Created Outstanding New Custard-Extracting Nets. Try Real Absurdity Today, Everyone! Angela Brett, when Rob challenged her to acronymise that phrase after she'd commented that every email she'd received that morning was from him.
Assorted Phrases
UNESCOUsefully Now Enables Spreading Cultures Overseas Tony McCoy O'Grady (UNESCO actually stands for United Nations Educational, Scientific and Cultural Organisation)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
UNICEFUsually Needed If Children Endure Famine Tony McCoy O'Grady (UNICEF actually stands for United Nations International Children's Emergency Fund)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
UNIFORMUsers Need Individual Fittings, Or Result's Messy Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects:Clothing
UNIFORM (2)Unloved Necessity... Imposition From Our Rule-Makers Angela Brett
Household Objects:Clothing
UNIFORM (3)Usually Not In Fashion, Often Rather Mediocre Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects:Clothing
UNIFORM (4)Unquestioning Nonvariance *Is* Fashion... Others Reflect Me! Angela Brett, in response to UNIFORM (3)
Assorted Adjectives
People & Relationships
UNIFORM (5)Unquestioning Nature... I'll Form Opinions Resembling Master's Angela Brett
Assorted Adjectives
People & Relationships
UNIFORM (6)Usually Neighbour Isn't Far Off Repeating Myself Angela Brett
Assorted Adjectives
UNIFORMITYUnlikely - Nature Is Full Of Renegade Minds, I Tell You! Angela Brett
People & Relationships
UNINTERESTINGUnderused Neurons Immediately Notice That External Repertoire Excludes Stimulation - This Is Not Good! Angela Brett
Assorted Adjectives
UNITEUndivided Nation = Individuals Treated Equally Angela Brett
People & Relationships
UNITED ARAB EMIRATESUsing Nationalised Industries They Extract Desert's Ancient Resources. After Britain Ended Management It's Remembered As 'Trucial Emirate States.' Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
UNITED STATESUnder No Inclination Toward Egalitarian Decisions Should Traitors Attempt To Equalise Society Rico Leffanta
Places:Countries
UNITED STATES OF AMERICAUmpteen Native 'Indian' Tribes Essentially Destroyed. Since Then Aiming Towards Earthly Supremacy - One Feels American Men's Egos Revel In Carrying Arms. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (2)Unique Nation Ignites Truths, Emerges Democracy. Separate Territories Add To Enlarging Scenery. Open For. A Mixture, Emerging Residents In Common Agenda Jan Morgan - I came up with it by the one reason it was born freedom of religion (truth) it emerged a democracy the states are separate territories that enlarged the country and it was open for a melting pot (mixture) of residents to come and have freedoms
Places:Countries
UNITYUnlovable Neighbour Is Tolerating You! Angela Brett
People & Relationships
UNITY (2)Understand Neighbour; It Teaches You. Angela Brett
People & Relationships
UNITY (3)Underneath, Negro's Identical To Yourself Angela Brett
People & Relationships
UNIVERSITY (2)Undeniably Necessary - It's Very Educational, Regular Study Intellectualises Talented Youth. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Education
UNIXUniversity Networks Interoperate Xceptionally Sean Lamb (who learned to use UNIX in a university setting)
Computers
UNKNOWNUnusual - Never Knew No-One Who's Nameless Tony McX O'Y
Names
UNLADYLIKEUncommonly Naughty, Linking And Dampening Your Lips In Kissing Everyone Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Genderalisations
UNPUNCTUAL TRAIN SERVICESUsing Normal People Under Normal Conditions, Transport Usually Arrives Late. Theories Repeatedly Are Investigated; Now Scientific Experiments Rush Vehicles In Certain Exceptional States. Angela Brett, wondering if there is a natural Law of Trains which states that they are always late except in unusual circumstances, such as when nobody's waiting for them, or when the passengers are all late.
Transport:Trains
UNTRADITIONALUsing New Techniques, Rituals Are Destroyed Instantly. Those In Office Never Alter Laws Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships
UNTRADITIONAL PROCEDURESUnproductive? No, That's Rubbish. Any Drastically Improved Technology Is Opposed, Nearly Always Lacking Proper Rational, Objective Consideration... Essentially Debate Uses Rhetoric Evoking Sentimentality. Angela Brett (see UNTRADITIONAL PROCEDURES (2) for an alternative view.)
Science
UNUSONUnite Nations Using Singing Over Network Angela Brett
Entertainment:Music
UPUtilitarian Phallus Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
UPBEATUplifting Performance, Betcha Everybody's A' Tappin' Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:Music
UPISUse Precisely In Season Rico Leffanta
Religion:Greek Gods & Goddesses
UP QUARKUsual Particle; Quite Unremarkable And Readily Kept. Angela Brett ('Up' is one of the six types of QUARK... along with DOWN QUARK, STRANGE QUARK, CHARM QUARK, TOP QUARK and BOTTOM QUARK. UP QUARKs and DOWN QUARKs make up neutrons and protons so they're very common. See PROTON (3))
Science:Physics:Particles
UPSUgh, Pierced Stomach. Jeff Anonymous (UPS=Uninterruptable Power Supply)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Do Not Eat
UPS (2)Uplift Packages Slowly Jeff Anonymous, displeased because the United Parcel Service man dropped his computer in the front yard... but it works just the same, despite a rather odd clicking sometimes coming from the fan.
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
UPSIDE DOWNUnfortunately Partitioning Server Incurred Damage, Everything's Deleted Off Web Now. Angela Brett, after the Apronyms server was accidentally deleted and Roger said, 'I'm sure that thing about having to hang upside down on that part of the earth doesn't help either.'
Computers:Internet:Apronyms Website
UPSIDE DOWN CAKEUsually Produced Snack Is Dessert. Edible Dish Of What-Not Cooked And Konsumed Enthusiastically. Sean Lamb
Food & Drink
UP TO DATE AT LASTUsing Postings To Organise Details About Things Evolving A Tale, Logging A Story's Theme... Tony McCoy O'Grady, after Angela finally got up to date with replying to his email, after being Macless for over a week. (This was in the middle of thinking up the first MacGirl & Keyboard stories.)
MacGirl & KeyBoard
URANIUMUnpleasant Radiation - And Normally Is Used Militarily Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry:Elements
URANUS (2)University Resource At Nottingham - Useful Subgroup Tony McCoy O'Grady (see UNITS)
Education:University of Nottingham School of Community Health Sciences IT Subgroup
URBANUndisputedly, Rural Bumpkins Are Not! Angela Brett
Assorted Adjectives
Places:Towns & Cities
URINATIONUrgent Relief Is Needed - All Toilets Inhabited... Oh No! Angela Brett
Science:Biology
URLUnintelligible Random Letters Tony McCoy O'Grady (URL usually stands for Uniform Resource Locator)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Internet:URLs
UROLOGYUncontrolled Release Of Liquid, Often Goes Yellow Angela Brett and Dustan Dowsing, 'cause we needed more U's
Science:Biology
URUGUAYUneasy Realm, Urban Guerrillas Unsettle Army Yeomanry. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
USA PATRIOTUsing Superior Armed Power, America Threatens Recalcitrant Individuals Opposing Them Tony McCoy O'Grady - see CLIMATE VISION
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Military
USASUmbra Silently Awaiting Sunshine Rico Leffanta
Religion:Hindu Goddesses
USBUsers Sadly Blush Jeff Anonymous, saying, 'There must be a few Univeral Serial Bus users who are ashamed of it... afraid their friends will torture them for playing with the idea that serial might be dead.'
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Generic Hardware
USB (2)Useful, Since Bondi Angela Brett, since there were hardly any USB peripherals available until Apple introduced the bondi blue iMac, which had a USB port.
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers
USEUtility Seeks Exercise Rico Leffanta
Assorted Verbs
Assorted Nouns
USENETUsers Sometimes Even Nasally Expel Tea Jeff Anonymous, answering a failed search, and referring to such newsgroup acronyms as "c|n>s" (coffee through nose to screen)
Computers:Internet
USLUneducated Sco Lackeys Sean Lamb (SCO, which is suing IBM over code they claim to have copied from Unix into Linux, filed for the Unix Systems Laboratories trademark).
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Linux
USL (2)Using Stupid Lawyers Sean Lamb (SCO, which is suing IBM over code they claim to have copied from Unix into Linux, filed for the Unix Systems Laboratories trademark).
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Linux
USUAL WAY TO DO THINGSUnvaried Style Undoubtably Averts Laughter. Why Aren't You Trying Out Different Organisational Tactics? Have Innovative & New Goals, Steve! Angela Brett... referring, of course, not to Steve Jobs, Steve Wozniak, or Commissioner Steve, but the Steve whatsisname who is the CEO of Microsloth.
Assorted Phrases
Computers:Windows
UTAHUnlikely To Absorb Hawaii Angela Brett
Places:States & Regions
UTAH (2)Utopia To All Here Jan Morgan
Places:States & Regions
UTAH (3)Unusual Terrain At Home Jan Morgan
Places:States & Regions
UTAHRAPTORUnusually Talented And Harsh Raptor Attacked Predators That Once Roamed Sean Lamb (The Utahraptor had a 15" claw on one toe of each hind foot; it's believed that this creature attacked others much larger than itself using these claws and its razor-sharp teeth as weapons)
Science:Biology:Animals:Dinosaurs
UTERUSUmbilical Tract Ensures Related Unborn Survives. Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Body Parts
UTTEREDUsed To Talk Endlessly, Rathered Enjoyed Discourse Tony McCoy O'Grady
Communication:Talking
UXORIOUSUsual Xenophobic Organising Romance In Outhouse Usurping Spouse Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Marriage & Divorce
UZIUsually Zapping Israelis Angela Brett
Military:Weapons
UZISUsed Zealously In Soldiering Tony McCoy O'Grady
Military:Weapons
VAVocally Aardvarkoid Jeff Anonymous, as a play of VA for Voice Actor.
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Entertainment
VACVernal Annual Cleansing Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Verbs
VAC (2)Voice Always Clear Rico Leffanta
Religion:Hindu Goddesses
VACANCYVisitors Aren't Coming... Ain't No Customers Yet! Angela Brett
Assorted Nouns
VACATIONVisit Another Country And Tour Its Oldest Neighbourhoods Angela Brett
Sports & Recreation:Travel
VACUUMVortex Assaults Carpet, Uplifting Unsightly Matter Ian Rywalt
Household Objects:Appliances
VACUUM (2)Visit A Cold, Uncaring Universe - Matterless! Angela Brett (it must be uncaring, because in a vacuum, nothing matters.)
Science:Astronomy
VACUUM (3)Vast Area Catches Uncleanliness Under Machine Jan Morgan
Household Objects:Appliances
VAGINAVenereal Area. Girl's. I No 'Ave Jeff Anonymous, in response to PENIS and PHALLUS
Science:Biology:Body Parts
VAGINA (2)Very Accomodating, Good In Numerous Applications Matthew Oram and Steve Keate
Science:Biology:Body Parts
VAGINA (3)Vigorous Agitation Gets Its Nubbin Aroused Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
Science:Biology:Body Parts
VALENTINEVery Amorous Lovers Enjoy Naughty Things, Including Negligees Etc. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
Time:Special Occasions
VALENTINE (2)Vigorous And Lusty Encounters Nightly Trysts Involve Nookie Episodes? Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
Time:Special Occasions
VALENTINE (3)Veronese Adolescent Leaves. Enters Next Town Into New Entanglement Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's The Two Gentlemen of Verona
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:The Two Gentlemen of Verona
VALENTINE (4)Venus And Lips Entangle Naturally To Indicate Numerical Expression Tony McCoy O'Grady, proposing that the "Valentine" should be the SI unit of kisses.
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
Science:Mathematics:Measurement
VALENTINESValue Any Lasting Entwinement, Never Thwart It 'Needing' Extra Sex. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
Time:Special Occasions
VALIDVerily, A Logically Inferred Derivation Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Assorted Adjectives
VALLEYVentilation Allows Lungs Loud Emphatic Yodel jotham
Places
VALLEY FORGEVolunteer Army Languished Lamentably, Elements. Yes Famished Order's Reorganization Guarded Emcampment Jan Morgan
Places
History
VALUEVirgins At Large Uniting Evangelists Rico Leffanta
Assorted Nouns
VALUESVision A List, Usually Ensures Success Jan Morgan
People & Relationships
VAMPIRES (2)Veins & Arteries Make Particularly Intimidating Repast, Eaten Sanguivorously. Angela Brett
Art & Literature:Myths & Legends:Mythical Creatures
VANVehicle Accomodates Nine Angela Brett
Transport
VANDALSValuable Antiques Neatly Displayed And, Luckily, Sold! Tony McCoy O'Grady (see SHOVE OFF)
Words & Wordplay:Rudeness:Rude Advertising Slogans
VAPORWAREVenders Advertise Prematurely. Often Resources Wane And Research Ends. Roger Williams
Commerce
VARIGVintage Aircraft Rotting In Graveyards Chris Kjelgaard
Transport
VCDVeins, Capillaries Damaged. Jeff Anonymous
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Do Not Eat
VEGANVegetarian Extreme... Greens And Nuts. Angela Brett
Food & Drink
VEGAN (2)Vegan: Eating Great; Animalproducts Never! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Food & Drink
VEGETABLEValuable Element, Great Edible To Assist Bodies, Life Existence Jan Morgan
Food & Drink
VEGETABLESVitamin-Enriched Greens - Eat Them And Begin Losing Excess Stones. Angela Brett
Food & Drink
VENEREAL DISEASEVictim Enjoyed Numerous Erotic Relationships Evidently - And Long-Dreaded Itch Sometimes Ensues After Sexual Encounters Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
VENICEVisually Exquisite. Needed Impressive Civil Engineering. Eric Bridgstock
Places:Towns & Cities
VENUSVolcanic Environment Near Unbearable Sunshine Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Astronomy:Planets
VENUS (2)Virgin Encompassing Neanderthal Under Stress Rico Leffanta
Religion:Roman Gods & Goddesses
VERBOSEVocal Exercises Replacing Burning Off Sexual Energy Rico Leffanta
Communication
VERDIVirgins Embrace Romantic Divine Intervention Rico Leffanta
Entertainment:Music:Artists
VERMONTVery Enchanting Rich Mountains Observed Natural Treat Jan Morgan - Green Mountains/ Beautiful Foliage/ Maple Syrup
Places:States & Regions
VERONICAVicarious Expanders: Remember, Our Niche Is Creative Acronyms. Angela Brett, after somebody who apparently hadn't read the submission guidelines at http://acronyms.co.nz/guidelines.html submitted a common jargon-variety expansion for VERONICA.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
VERSICHERUNGVirtually Everyone Requires Some Insurance. Can't Have Everything Right Unconditionally - Nobody's God! Steve Keate (Versicherung is German for 'insurance')
Science:Linguistics:German Words
VERSICHERUNG (2)Vendors Everywhere! Request Sales In Carparks, Homes, Even Right Under Neighbour's Gazebo. Angela Brett
Science:Linguistics:German Words
VERY GOOD!Victorious Exclamation. Really You Give One Obvious Delight. Tony McCoy O'Grady, after he typed 'VERY GOOD!' in an email to Angela and she reminded him that capitalised phrases ought to be acronymised.
Assorted Phrases
VERY IMPORTANT PERSONVague Eulogistic Reportage - Yawn! - Invites My Perusal Of Rumours That A Notable Tabloid Personality Escorted (Romantically) Someone Of Note Tony McCoy O'Grady (nowadays VIPs are anyone who romances another VIP)
Names:Famous people
People & Relationships
VESTAVulcan Espouses Sparks To Ardent Rico Leffanta
Religion:Roman Gods & Goddesses
VETVery Expensive Trip! Patricia Rix
Science:Biology
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Healthcare Occupations
VFATVerily, Files Are Truncated Sean Lamb (VFAT = Virtual File Allocation Table; the filesystem type that Windows 98 uses)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Windows
VIAGRAVaginal Interface Aid, Genitalia Rapidly Ascends. Steve Keate and Angela Brett
Drugs
VIAGRA (2)Virility Is A Gift Readily Available Angela Brett
Drugs
VIAGRA (3)Vitality Imbued Again... Get Ready, Agnes! Steve Keate
Drugs
VIAGRA (4)Vital In Arousing Geriatric's Responses Again Tony McCoy O'Grady
Drugs
VIBEVery Intense Buzzin' Environment Hippy McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Nouns
VICKIVivacious Individual, Conducts Key Inspiration Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
VICKYVivacious Individual Conducts Key Yearnings Jan Morgan - a person I know
Names:First names:Female
VICTIMVillain Is Cruelly Torturing & Injuring Me. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Law & Order
VICTOR HUGOVerbs Idols Charms Taunt Our Religion Halting Unity God Ordained Rico Leffanta
Art & Literature:Writers
VICTORIAVivacious Individual, Conducts Trade Of Refreshment In Alcohol Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
VIDEOTAPEViewing Is Delayed, Even Old Television Appears Pathetic Eventually Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment
VIENNAViolin Inspired Events; Nasty Nazi Associations. Eric Bridgstock
Places:Towns & Cities
VIETNAMVictorious In Ending That Nasty American Matter. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
VIEWVista In Every Window Angela Brett
Assorted Nouns
VILEVery Intensely Loathsome Entity Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Adjectives
VILLAINViolent Individual Largely Lacking Any Innate Niceness Tony McCoy O'Grady
MacGirl & KeyBoard
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Criminals
VILLAINSViolent Individuals Little Liked Amongst Innocent Normal Society Tony McCoy O'Grady
MacGirl & KeyBoard
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Criminals
VINDALOOVolcanic Indian Norm Daunts A Lot Of Others Angela Brett
Food & Drink
VINNYViolence Is Not Nice, Y'know Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to soccer's 'hard man' Vinny Jones, who has turned to acting in films and plays 'hard' roles
Names:First names:Male
Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses
VIOLETVery Intense On Lady's Eyelids - Tempting Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Adjectives:Colours
VIOLINSVirgin's Immaculate Orchestration: Love's Instrument Needs Strings Rico Leffanta
Entertainment:Music:Instruments
VIRGILVerily, I Really Generate Immense Literature. Virgil
Art & Literature:Writers
VIRGINVagina Is Ready, Girl Is Not. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
VIRGINIAValued Individual Reaches Goals In Noted Inspirational Analysis Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
VIRGINIA (2)Views In Region Greatly Involve National Interesting Attractions Jan Morgan
Places:States & Regions
VIRGINIA MCMATHVivacious Individual (Repetitiously Giggles) Invites Neighbours In And Masterfully Conducts Many Audacious Tahitian Hulas Rico Leffanta (Virginia McMath is better known as Ginger Rogers)
Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses:Little known real names
VIRGOVaguely Intelligent Readers Given Opinions Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion:Astrology
VIRGO (2)Very Industrious, Risks Graphic Overachievement Jan Morgan -- can be very critical of others, risks feelings
Religion:Astrology
VIRIIViolently Invasive - Readily Initiating Illnesses Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
VIRLValiant Individual Reaches Learning Jan Morgan - someone I know
Names:First names:Male
VIRNA LISIVirgins In Rome Now Agree: Love Is Seldom Intimate Rico Leffanta
Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses
VIRTUAL DOCTORVeterans' Information Resource That Uses A Large Database Of Clinical Trials; Online Retrieval. Angela Brett (see DETECTIVE)
Computers:Internet:VA Data Acquisition
VIRUSViolates Information, Ruthlessly Uses Space Angela Brett
Computers
VISA CARDVastly Increases Spending Ability... Can Also Raise Debts Angela Brett
Commerce
VISIONVoluptuous Image Sensually Invading Ordinary Nightmare Rico Leffanta
Assorted Nouns
VISION (2)View Introduces Savior, Is Of News Jan Morgan - Sacred visitation News to those that believe in Savior and want what He Revealed
Religion
VISITING TEACHERSVital Intuitive Sisters Invited To Initiate News Goes To Effeminate, Attentively Caring Home Environment Recommended Significantly Jan Morgan -- Someone who comes by church members' homes to see how the lady of the house is doing
Religion:Religious Occupations
VISITING TEACHERS (2)Vital Intuitive Sisters Invited To Initiate News Gets Timely Enlightened Appointment Checking How's Effeminate Responsibilty Significant Jan Morgan - Someone who comes by church member's home to see how the lady of the house is doing
Religion:Religious Occupations
VISITOR PASSVeturing Into Some Interesting Television Offices? Restricted! Please Ask Security Staff. Angela Brett
Assorted Nouns
VISIT USAVacations Including Scenes Illustrating The Ugliest Sexual Adventures Rico Leffanta
Assorted Phrases
VISORVison Interrupter Shading Optical Resources Rico Leffanta
Household Objects:Clothing
VITAL SIGNSVery Important That All Life Signals Indicate Good News & Salubrity. Angela Brett
Science:Biology
VITAMINSVital Ingredients To Assure Mankind Is Not Sickly Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology
Food & Drink
VIVALDIVain Italian Violinists Always Like Dulcet Inventions Sean Lamb
Entertainment:Music:Artists
VOCODERVictoria, Or Cellos, Or Deranged? Extensive Range. Angela Brett (they are all Macintalk voices)
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Software
VOCODERSVoice Of Computer's Often Deliberately Extra Robotic Sounding Angela Brett (thinking of the Macintalk voices Votron, Trinoids and Zarvox in particular)
Computers
VODAFONEVoice Or Data Apparently Fry Owners' Neurons Eventually. Angela Brett (Vodafone is a cellphone network)
Commerce:Companies
Communication
VODKAVial Of Dendrite-Killing Alcohol Angela Brett
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
VOGULVierd Old Grand Ulgric Lingo Jeff Anonymous (Vogul is a Finno-Ugric language of the Ugric group, spoken East of the Ural Mountains)
Science:Linguistics
VOICEVocal Option Is Coming Eventually Jason Wilcox
Entertainment:Music
Communication:Talking
VOL-AU-VENTSVoiced One Laugh And Uncertainly Ventured Extra - Needed To Stop Tony McCoy O'Grady, after he'd said "How's that for starters" and Angela had replied that it wasn't as nice as vol-au-vents.
Laughter
VOLCANOESVolumes Of Lava Come After Numerous Orgasmic Earthquakes. Scram! Roger Williams
Places
People & Relationships:Disaster
Science:Geology
VOLDEMORTVillain Opposes Lot During Education, Mudbloods Offend Racist Terrorist Jan Morgan
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:Harry Potter
VOLLEYBALLVirgins, Or Leaping Lasses, Exercise Yielding Balls At Layman Level Rico Leffanta
Sports & Recreation
VOLTAIREVery Often Lies Triggered Arouet Into Ridiculing Ethics Rico Leffanta
Art & Literature:Writers
VOLTAIRE (2)Volumes Of Literature Tell All In Random Epistles Rico Leffanta
Art & Literature:Writers
VOLVOVulgar Old Ladies' Vehicle, Obviously Steve Keate (see STEVE)
Transport:Car Makes & Models
VOLVO (2)Veers Obstructively, Lobbing Vehicle Over Steve Keate, referring to the unusually high number of Volvae involved in motorcycle accidents.
Transport:Car Makes & Models
VOLVO (3)Vehicle Out-Lasts Vintage Owners Tony McCoy O'Grady (Volvos are notably sturdy and reliable)
Transport:Car Makes & Models
VOLVO (4)Vehicle's Owners Look Very Overbearing Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport:Car Makes & Models
VOLVO (5)Vehicle Out Lives Vehicle's Owner My friend and I used to amuse ourselves on car trips by doing these for whatever cars we would see - this is my favorite.
Transport:Car Makes & Models
VOMIT (2)Viscous Odorous Mess - Ill Tummy Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
VONDAVendetta Of Nymphs, Does Attack Jan Morgan - someone I know
Names:First names:Female
VOTEVariety Offered, Tabulated Elections Jan Morgan
Politics
VOTERVoice Of The Electorate's Registered TMcCO'G
Politics
VOUCHERValue On Usage; Can Habitually Expire Rapidly Edwin Hermann (with the semicolon, the expansion talks about it having a value when you redeem it, and that the voucher can expire quickly, without the semicolon it talks about the value often expiring fast.)
Commerce
VOYAGERVulcans Often Yearn About Getting Ears Remodelled Bones McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:TV shows
VROOMV8's Roar - Obvious Onomatopoeic Meaning. Angela Brett
Transport
Assorted Nouns:Noises
VROOM (2)Vehicle Revs Overly On Motorway Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport
Assorted Nouns:Noises
VROOMSTICKVacuum Roaring Overhead... Occult Magic Starts To Incorporate Contemporary Knowledge. Angela Brett, considering what modern witches might fly around on.
Transport
VULCANVesuvius's Unpredictabilty = Life's Chancy Around Naples Tony McCoy O'Grady - Vulcan was the Roman God of Fire and lived beneath a volcano, several ore mentioned as being home to him.
Religion:Roman Gods & Goddesses
Science:Geology
VULCAN (2)Vigorously Uses Logic. Comedic Antics? Never! Gavin Lambert
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:Star Trek
VULCANODONVery Unsophisticated Lizard, Certainly Ate No Other Dinosaurs. Outstretched Neck. Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Animals:Dinosaurs
VULGARVery Unlovely Lacks Gentleness And Refinement Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Adjectives
VULPIXVery Uncooperative Letter Prevents Impeccable Xpansion Angela Brett (Vulpix is Pokemon #37)
Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon
VULTUREViolent Uncle Looking To Upset Ravisher's Enterprise Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships
VULVAVery Useful Lips Venus Arouses Rico Leffanta
Science:Biology:Body Parts
VYINGValiant Youths In National Games Tony McCoy O'Grady
Sports & Recreation
VYING (2)Victory's Yours -- If Nobody's Good. Angela Brett
Assorted Verbs
WAWeird Anthropomorphoid Jeff Anonymous (in reference to the noise made by ASH of Pokemon, and the fact he is anything but human)
Assorted Nouns:Noises
WAAAAH!Wail Annoyingly And Acquire A Hug Angela Brett
Assorted Nouns:Noises
WAAAH!Wouldn't Allow Angela Any Honours Angela Brett, after Tony took a lot of the honours for first and last acronyms under each letter.
Assorted Nouns:Noises
WABAINWood Alkaloid Brings About Immediate Narcosis Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry
WACKYWeird And Crazed Kooky Youth Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Adjectives
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
WACOM TABLETWoeful Artist Consumed Overly Metallic Tool And Burst Lardful Extreme 'Tomach. Jeff Anonymous
Computers:Do Not Eat
WAFFLEWoman Arrested For Finding Love Elsewhere Rico Leffanta, to go with BAFFLE
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
WAGEWon't Acknowledge Greater Effort Angela Brett
People & Relationships:The Workforce
WAGE (3)Weekly Average Gross Earnings Steve Keate
People & Relationships:The Workforce
WAGE (4)Won't Allow Gratuitous Extravagance Angela Brett and Steve Keate
People & Relationships:The Workforce
WAGONWe Are Getting On Now. Angela Brett
Transport:Trains
WAHINESWomen Absolving Hula In Naked Environmental Shows Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Genderalisations
Science:Linguistics:Maori Words
WAIFWhat An Insignificant Figure! Angela Brett
People & Relationships
WAIFSWe Are In Financial Strife Angela Brett
People & Relationships
Commerce:Money
WAITANGI DAYWait And In Time All Negotiations Gradually Invalidate Deals Agreed Yesterday Rico Leffanta (Waitangi Day is when New Zealand celebrates the signing of the Treaty of Waitangi, which there always seems to be disputes about.)
Time:Special Occasions
WAITERWalks Around Indoors, Tending Eaters' Requirements Tony McCoy O'TableSix
Food & Drink
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
WAITING ROOMWe Aren't In Train, I'm Now Getting Restless Over Our (Mis)adventure. Angela Brett (Tony and I missed our train to Limerick by about a minute, and had to wait a few hours for the next one.)
Places:Buildings
Transport:Trains
WAKE UP!We're All Keenly Expecting Undelayed Play! Angela Brett, when an opponent on an online game was not responding.
Assorted Phrases
WALESWherein Abide Leek-Eating Sheep Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
WALES (2)Where Aliens Love English Sisters Rico Leffanta
Places:Countries
WALES (3)Why Aren't Languages Ever Shared? Jan Morgan
Places:Countries
WALKABOUTWhen All Local Kiddies Are Bedecked, 'Onouring Uppity Tourist Tony McCoy O'Grady
Politics:Royalty
WALKERIAWas A Little Killer. Eventually Renamed. Is Alwalkeria. omnicronos (according to http://www.enchantedlearning.com/subjects/dinosaurs/glossary/indexw.shtml, Walkeria was a small bipedal carnivore. And, according to http://www.isgs.uiuc.edu/dinos/de_4/5ce8942.htm, it changed its name in 1987 - just enough to avoid recursion)
Science:Biology:Animals:Dinosaurs
WALKERTONWater - A Liquid Killer - Exacerbated Residents' Troubles Over Night Patricia Rix (Walkerton was catapulted into horror and infamy a year and a half ago when it was found that one of the town's wells was contaminated with E. coli to the extent that the water wasn't even safe to wash in. As many as 2000 people got sick, and 7 of them died directly from the E. coli, with perhaps 10 others dying from other causes after being weakened by the bacteria, and many many are left with chronic serious illnesses. You couldn't give away a house in Walkerton during this time, so they were pretty well stuck with it, using bottled water for ingesting, and washing in bleach-water.
Places:Towns & Cities:Canada
WALKING SHOESWhere Amazingly Long Kilometers, Is Noticeably Going Slim, Has One Eliminating Sizes Jan Morgan -- walking hopefully accomplishes loss of weight
Household Objects:Clothing
Sports & Recreation
WALKING SHOES (2)Wants Amazingly Lean Kilograms, Is Noticeably Getting Slim, Has One Eliminating Sizes Jan Morgan -- walking hopefully accomplishes loss of weight
Household Objects:Clothing
Sports & Recreation
WALKMANWhile A Listener's Kinetic, Music Around Noggin. Tony McCoy O'Grady, who wasn't sure whether Angela would know the term 'noggin' for head.
Entertainment:Music
Science:Electronics
WALNUTWallopping A Lot Normally Ups Tonnage TMcCO'G - referring to the old saying "A woman, a dog and a walnut tree, the more you beat them the better they be." (This is not in accordance with Tony's opinions!!)
Food & Drink
Science:Biology:Plants:Trees
WANKERS NEEDEDWe All Need Kinetic Exercise Regularly. Sign Now! Enrolment's Easy, Don't Even Delay Tony McCoy O'Grady (see SHOVE OFF)
Words & Wordplay:Rudeness:Rude Advertising Slogans
WANTWomen Are Naked Too Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
WARWhen America Retaliates Angela Brett, after terrorists crashed commercial jets into the Pentagon and the WORLD TRADE CENTER.
Military:War & Terrorism
WAR (2)Will America Retaliate? Angela Brett (see WAR)
Military:War & Terrorism
WAR (3)Wastage All 'Round :( Angela Brett
Military:War & Terrorism
WARDWorship At Reach, Drove Jan Morgan (see WARD CONFERENCE) drove = throng or group
Religion
WARD CONFERENCEWanting A Real Determination Covers Our Needs For Eternity Reports Effect Noteworthy Concerns, Endeavors Jan Morgan -- a ward conference is a meeting one step below a STAKE CONFERENCE
Religion
WARD CONFERENCE (2)Wanting Accurate Reasonable Detail, Covers Our Needs For Eternity Reports Effect Noteworthy Concerns, Endeavors Jan Morgan -- a ward conference is a meeting one step below a STAKE CONFERENCE
Religion
WARDENWe All Require Dramatic Exit Now Angela Brett, after being eveacuated from a building due to a fire alarm.
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
WARDEN (2)We Anxiously Request Direction - Exit Nearest. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
WAREHOUSEWhere A Retailing Empire Holds Over Unsold Stock Excess Tony McCoy O'Grady
Commerce
Places:Buildings
WARFAREWe Are Ready For A Rapid Exit Angela Brett
Military:War & Terrorism
WAR ON TERRORWhat A Rip Off! Nervous Tony's Extreme Reaction Restricts Our Rights! Leo Boyes
Military:War & Terrorism
WARPWood's Awry, Rain Penetrated Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Verbs
WARP (2)With Abnormally Rapid Progress Gavin Lambert (referring to 'warp speed' in shows like Star Trek)
Art & Literature
Entertainment
Science:Physics
WARP SPEEDWhere Are Real Physics? Some Plot Elements Entail Distortion Gavin Lambert
Art & Literature
Entertainment
Science:Physics
WARRANT OFFICERWe Are Raiding Rooms And Not Tidying! Oh F*** Fawning If Criminal's Eventually Reprieved. Angela Brett, thinking about an officer with a SEARCH WARRANT rather than an actual warrant officer - but at least this gets it off the unsuccessful searches list, so the search was warranted.
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Occupations
WARSWeb Application Retrieving Studies Angela Brett (see DETECTIVE) - If the veterans have been in the wars, why shouldn't the clinical trials be in the WARS too?
Computers:Internet:VA Data Acquisition
WARTSWhere A Rubbed Toad Shows Tony McCoy O'Grady (Old wives tales talk of catching warts from touching toads)
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
WART VIRUSWorry Assures Rough Tags, Vicious Indignant Rough Ugly Surface Jan Morgan
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
WARWICKWily Adviser, Respected & Wise - Is Called 'Kingmaker' Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's King Henry VI
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:King Henry VI
WASAGA BEACHWhat A Sad And Gross Atrocity; Billboards Everywhere; A Complete Hole Rob Rix
Places:Waterways
WASHWater And Soap Hygiene. Eric Bridgstock
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene
WASHERWhen A Seal Has Expired, Replace! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects
WASHINGTONWestern Area State Has Important, Necessary Great Trees, Olympic Nationals Jan Morgan - Olympic Nationals Park
Places:States & Regions
WASHINGTON (2)Wheat, Apples, Sprout Here, Irrigation Needed Greatly Targets Objective - Nature Jan Morgan
Places:States & Regions
WASPWill Anaphylactic Shock Prevail? Angela Brett, thinking again of people who are allergic to wasp stings.
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
Science:Biology:Insects
WASP (3)When Angered, Stings People Eric Bridgstock
Science:Biology:Insects
WASP (4)Winged And Stinging Pest Roger Williams
Science:Biology:Insects
WASPSWith A Sting, Pierce Skin Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Insects
WASPS (2)When Allergies Strike, People Suffer Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
Science:Biology:Insects
WASPS (3)Without Adrenaline, Some People Succumb Angela Brett, thinking of people allergic to wasp stings.
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
Science:Biology:Insects
WATCHWrist-Attached Timer Counting Hours Angela Brett and Peter Coxhead
Time
Science:Electronics
Household Objects:Clothing:Jewellery & Accessories
WATCH (2)Wrist Attached Timepiece Chimes Hourly Jan Morgan
Time
Science:Electronics
Household Objects:Clothing:Jewellery & Accessories
WATCH OUTWe Aim To Cease Heartache Of Unspoken Terror/Torment Tony McCoy O'Grady, in response to this request on the Apronyms Forums: We are forming a new community group to end abuse, we are looking for a catchy acronym using the A for abuse. We don't want to limit ourselves to only family violence, or child abuse. Our purpose is to educate and raise awareness.
People & Relationships:Abuse
WATERWet And Terrifically Essential Resource Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink:Drinks
WATER (2)Where Are The English Rivers? Rico Leffanta
Places:Waterways
WATER (3)Without Any, They'll Expire Rapidly Angela Brett
Food & Drink:Drinks
WATER (4)Weak And Terribly Effete Refreshment Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink:Drinks
WATER (5)Wetness Assures Torso's Efficiently Rinsed Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Nouns
WATER (6)Wet, And Tastes Extremely Refreshing Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink:Drinks
WATER (7)Why All This Expensive Raro? Angela Brett, pondering the recent fashion of labelling bottled cordial as 'water' (appealing to sporty or 'health-conscious' people?) and charging more for it.
Food & Drink:Drinks
WATERCOLOURWhen A Toxin's Eaten, Rashes Can Occur. Loads Of Unhealthy Radicals. Angela Brett (see GLOSS)
Food & Drink:Home(-cooked) Improvement:Paint
WATERCOLOUR (2)What A Taste Extravaganza! Restaurant Chefs Ought Learn Of Unusual Repast. Angela Brett, to balance WATERCOLOUR
Food & Drink:Home(-cooked) Improvement:Paint
WATERFALLWhere A Torrent Eternally Rolls Forward - A Liquid Location Tony McCoy O'Grady, who wants to see a submission from AngelFalls Brett
Places:Waterways
WATERMELONWet And Tasty (Eaten Ripe) - Much Elbow-Licking Often Necessary Tony McCoy O'Grady (the juice gets everywhere!)
Food & Drink
WAVE ICED COFFEEWe're Addicted! Very Economical Iced Coffee... Especially Delicious 'Cause Of Full Flavour. Enjoy Everywhere! Angela Brett. (Wave is a brand of flavoured milk available almost anywhere in NZ, and their iced coffee flavour so far has the highest average overall rating at Dustan's and Angela's iced coffee website - http://surf.to/icedcoffee.)
Food & Drink:Drinks
WAVE ICED COFFEE (2)What A Very Exceptional, Inspired Creation! Every Day Consumption Obviously Fundamental For Endless Energy! Lizzie - Having consumed Wave Iced Coffee constantly throughout my pregnancy as it was the only thing that didn't come back, I felt an ode to this fine product was the least I could do!
Food & Drink:Drinks
WAYNEWellknown Actor, Yet Never Excelled Tony McCo(wbo)y O'Grady
Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses
WAYNE (2)Wants A Yummy Nibble Eaten Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Male
WAY TO GO, MAN!Whey Above! Yeah! Taste/Tact/Truth Orders: Go Organic! Milk/Mucus Always Negative! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.This APRONYM provided as a service 2 HueManNitTea Buy THEULTIMATENONVIOLENTMAN Hoo(!) Iz An Organic Vegan (According to the labels for his food.)
Food & Drink
WEAK FORCEWon't Even Alter Kinetics; Form Of Reactants Changed. Extraordinary! Angela Brett
Science:Physics
WEATHERWet Expectations - A Thunderstorm, Hail, Especially Rain! Angela Brett
Science:Meteorology
WEBWait Endlessly, Browse Edwin Hermann
Computers:Internet
WEB (2)World Exchange Base Mick Bridgstock
Computers:Internet
WEBCAMWoefully Explodes Bowels... 'Cause Actually Metal. Jeff Anonymous
Computers:Do Not Eat
WEB IMAGESWith Every Browser In Mind, 'Alt's Give Essential Synopsis. Angela Brett (the 'alt' attribute of an image in HTML specifies the text which shows if the image is not loaded. It's usually good to fill something in so that people using text-only browsers or slow modems know what the picture is of, especially if it's a picture of text which they need to see to make sense of the page.)
Computers:Internet
WEBLOSWe Endlessly Be Loyal Of Scouting Jan Morgan -- Rank in Cub Scouts
Sports & Recreation:Scouts
WEBSTER (2)Wilful Editor Blatantly Stole Troublesome 'Extra' Representatives. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Words & Wordplay
Names:Famous people
WEBSTER (3)Which Eminent Book Should Teachers Employ Regularly? Tony McCoy O'Grady
Words & Wordplay
Education
WEBTVWas Enlisted By Trainee, Variant Jan Morgan -- not a computer but can get SOME internet functions. A beginner's choice.
Computers:Internet
WE CAN DOWith Everyone Cooperating All Nasty Dilemmas Overcome Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships
WEDDING (2)What/When Ends Doting Dates In Nuptial Gala Jan Morgan
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Marriage & Divorce
WEDDINGSWhen Each Day Dawns, I'm Near Gorgeous Soulmate Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Marriage & Divorce
WEDDINGS (2)When Each Day Dawns, I'm Near Grunting Sleeper Angela Brett (to go with WEDDINGS)
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Marriage & Divorce
WEEWet Excretion, Essentially. Angela Brett, after her youngest niece and nephew each managed to wet a bed.
Science:Biology
WEEDWe Enjoy Expanding Dope Angela Brett, after she and Steve acronymised many different names for cannabis
Drugs:Cannabis
WEEK?Weak? Enervated Energy! Kindness! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Rough WEEK?
Time
WEEKDAYWork Expected, Endlessly Keep Doing Again Yesterday's Angela Brett
Time:Weekdays
WEEKDAYSWhen Everyone Else Keeps Diaries Are You Safe? TMcCO'G - Who believes that all days are weekdays. what a silly word - what's a non-weekday? ;-)
Time:Weekdays
WEEKDAYS (2)With Eveningfall, Everyone's Kinetically Drained And Yearning Sat/Sun TMcCO'G
Time:Weekdays
WEEPING WILLOWWith Exceptional Elegance, Plainly It's Naturally Glowious When It's Lovingly Located Over Water TMcCO'G
Science:Biology:Plants:Trees
WEESWhat Everyone Else Said Acronymous Anonymous
Main
WEETBIXWrongfully Executing Enemies... Techniques Being Incredibly Xpert Angela Brett, creating another cereal killer
MacGirl & KeyBoard:Supervillains:Cereal Killers
WELCOME BACK ANGELA!Was Europe Lovely? Canada Offers Many Experiences. But Angela, Creative Kiwi, Absent Negates Goodtimes Everywhere -- Let's Apronymise! Jeff Anonymous, when Angela returned from a round-the-world trip.
Sports & Recreation:Travel
WELCOME BREAKWhere Everyone Loves Coming Off Motoring Exit Because Rest Eases Absolute Knackeredness Jan Morgan -- European equivalent to an American Rest Stop
Transport
WELFARE REFORMWorkers Everywhere Lose Finance As Redundant Extras Receive Easy Funds... Oust Robinhood Men! Angela Brett, who doesn't mind welfare but reforms usually seem to be a waste of time and money.
Politics
Commerce:Money
WELLWater! Eureka! Lotsa' Liquid! Roger Williams
Food & Drink
Places:Waterways
WENDELLWhen Everyone Needs Direction, Enters Lifes Lessons Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Male
WE'RE BACK!Welcome, Everybody! Relax! Enjoy! Backedup Apronyms Completely Kept! Roger Williams - Due to Angela's backed-up data, Apronyms were not lost when the hard drive took a vacation in Feb, 2004.
Computers:Internet:Apronyms Website
WESLEYWas Evangelists' Surname; Ladies Eponymised Young Angela Brett (according to http://babynamer.com, This was the surname of brothers John and Charles Wesley, 18th-century founders of Methodism, a Protestant Christian denomination. It was first used as a given name in their honor during their lifetimes.)
Names:First names:Male
Religion
WESTWhere Exits Sun Today Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Positions & Directions
WEST VIRGINIAWas Enroute Southeast To Virginia, In Regional Geographical Incentive, Now In Alleghenies Jan Morgan (the state includes Allegheny Plateau)
Places:States & Regions
WE WILL SEEWhile Everyone Waits Impatiently, Looking Like Something Expecting Explosion Angela Brett
Assorted Phrases
WHAT?Would Happily Accept Teaching Tony McCoy O'Grady
Main
"WHAT A FINE FAMILY" SAID TONYWe're Heartened At Tony's Accolade, Finding Intelligence Not Exclusively Familial, And Must Improvise Like Yokels, "Such An Impressive Designation! Thanks, O Noble Youth!" Patricia Rix, after what Tony said about the Rix family (which seems to have a genetic predisposition for acronymania)
People & Relationships:Family
WHATEVERWe Hear All That's Expressed - Valiantly Eschewing Reasoning Tony McCoy O'Grady - many people with a closed mind will say "whatever" to end a discussion they are bored with.
Communication
WHATEVER (2)We Have A Terrific Eventful Very Extraordinary Relationship Judy Bishop. Created it while e-mailing back and forth to friend
People & Relationships
WHAT IS AN ACRONYM?We Here Assert That Initials Spell Another (Nice And Compact) Representation, Outlining Neatly Your Meaning. Angela Brett
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
WHAT IS AN APRONYM?We Here At This Internet Site Added New Acronym Partition, Reinforcing Our Normal Yardstick -- Meaning! Angela Brett, doing the title of the page at http://apronyms.com/apronyms.html
Computers:Internet:Apronyms Website:Page Titles
WHAT IS THE LONGEST ACRONYM?Well, Here's A Tip - Its Subject Touts Home Electronics. List Of Numerous Genius' Eccentricities - Such Traits Are Considered Representative Of Non-Yoked Minds Angela Brett, when somebody typed 'what is the longest acronym?' into the search field on HTTP://ACRONYMS.CO.NZ>. This acronym is referring to the HERE'S TO THE CRAZY ONES... acronym, which is the longest at the time of adding this acronym, but a current list of all ridiculously long acronyms is at http://apronyms.com/wordswordplay/ridiculouslylongapronyms
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
WHAT PEOPLE ARE LOOKING FORWill Hermann Attempt To Program Exploration Of Posts? Listing Every Acronym Reveals, Eventually, Location Of Our Konversations. It's Not Good For Other Reconnaissance. Angela Brett, when someone searched for that phrase on the Acronyms website. If Edwin made the forums searchable, I could integrate a search of the Acronyms Forums into the normal acronym search form, and then someone searching for that phrase would find the 'What people are looking for' threads on the forums. The current such thread is at http://www.co.nz/cgi/forums/list.cgi?id=acronyms&user=&session=&root=1015278415, but I start a new thread of what people are looking for whenever one gets too long, so I would recommend going to http://www.co.nz/cgi/forums/start.cgi?id=acronyms and looking near the top of the thread list for a thread with 'What people are looking for' in the title.
Computers:Internet:Apronyms Website
WHAT'S GOING ONWe Have A Tight Schedule; Get Onto It Now! Goof Off Never! Angela Brett
Assorted Phrases
WHAT THE HELL IS ALL THIS CRAP?Who Here Are There To Help Explain How Everything's Linked? Listing Idiotic Silly Acronyms Looks Like Twaddle. Huh, I Swear Contributing Readers Are Psychotic! Tony McCoy O'Grady, in response to an unsuccessful search for that phrase.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
WHAT YOU ARE GOING TO DO NOWWorkers, Here's A Task You Ought Undertake. Any Rebel Even Grumbling Obscurely, "I'm Not Going To!" Only Does Overtime; Now Or Weekend? Angela Brett
People & Relationships:The Workforce
WHEELWonderfully Helpful, Enabling Easy Locomotion Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport:Car Parts
WHEN SOMETHING HAS GONE WRONGWe Have Emergency Notes: Scream! Or, Muff Ears 'Til Hell Is Nearly Gone, Have A Short Game Of 'Nobody Expose Wimpiness' & Resume Our Normal Grind. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Disaster
WHIDBEYWhat Has It Done But Ensare You? Sean Lamb (Whidbey is Microsoft's code name for Visual Studio '05; Microsoft's strategy can often be reduced to Embrace-Extend-Extinguish, as they first accept standards then provide "essential" extensions that are only compatible with their own products)
Computers:Programming
Computers:Windows:Applications
Names:Code Names:Microsoft
WHINEWail How It's Never Enough Angela Brat
Assorted Verbs
Assorted Nouns:Noises
WHINE (2)Wail How I Need Everything Angela Brat
Assorted Verbs
Assorted Nouns:Noises
WHINE (3)Want Heaps I'll Never Enjoy Angela Brat (Never Enjoy doesn't necessarily mean Never Get!)
Assorted Verbs
Assorted Nouns:Noises
WHINE (4)Why Have _I_ No Esteem? TMcCO'G
Assorted Verbs
Assorted Nouns:Noises
WHINE (5)When Happiness Is Not Experienced TMcCO'G
Assorted Verbs
Assorted Nouns:Noises
WHINE (6)Whimpering Habitually; It Never Ends! Roger Williams
Assorted Verbs
Assorted Nouns:Noises
WHINGEWhy Have I Not Got Everything? Angela Brat, inspired by an unsuccessful search for WHINE... this could be WHINE if you remove the Got but then it doesn't flow as well.
Assorted Verbs
WHINNYWhen Horse Imitates Nymphomaniac Nun Yodelling Rico Leffanta
Assorted Nouns:Noises
WHINYWaaah! Help! I Need You! Angela Brett
Assorted Adjectives
WHIPPING BOYWork Harder, I Pay (Peanuts) Iff Niggers Get Bloody Over Yield! Angela Brett
People & Relationships
WHISKEYWe Have Irish, Scotch, Kentucky - Enjoy Yourself Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
WHISTLER"Windows Has Inconsistencies" Said The Laboratory Engineer Relentlessly Sean Lamb (Whistler was the internal code name used by Microsoft for Windows XP)
Computers:Windows
Names:Code Names:Microsoft
WHITEWedding's Hue Is Terrifically Elegant. Angela Brett
Assorted Adjectives:Colours
WHITE (2)When Hair Is Terminally Elderly Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Adjectives:Colours
WHITE ELEPHANT SALEWe Have It Today! Everything Exotic! Ladies, Examine Pink Hammers And Neck Ties. See Amazing Luminous Eyemask! Angela Brett (referring to eye masks used for sleeping)
Commerce
WHITE HOUSEWe Have Indicated That Everyone Here Owns/Owes United States Ethics Angela Brett
Politics
Places:Buildings
WHITE HOUSE (2)We Have It That Everyone Here Outwitted United States Electors Angela Brett
Politics
Places:Buildings
WHITE HOUSE (3)W's Home. I'm Thinking Evidently His Only Until Second Election TMcCO'G
Politics
Places:Buildings
WHO GOES ON HERE ANYWAY?We Have One Grand Orator, Everyone Shares One 'Nother's Humor. Enjoy Reading Everyone's Apronyms. Now You Will Apronimize. Yahoo! Sean Lamb, apronymising something that was asked on the apronyms forums.
Communication:Acronyms Forums
WHO IS IT?Would HyperUnit Offer Individual Signature Identifying Themself Tony McCoy O'Grady
Communication:Acronyms Forums
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?We Had Our Labradors Especially Tethered... Then How Ever Did One Get Scent Of Unsuitable Territory? Angela Brett (Scent Of could be replaced with Sent Off without changing the meaning much.)
Science:Biology:Animals
WHOOPWelcome Hearty Outburst Of Pleasure Tony McCoy O'Grady
Laughter
Assorted Nouns:Noises
WHOREWoman Hiring Out Reproductive Entrance Angela Brett
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
WHOREHOUSEWhere Hookers Operate - Regularly Entertaining Husbands Of Utterly Sexless Entities Penname Nom De Plume
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
Places:Buildings
WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIREWe Have Once Watched A Network Television Show That Once Boasted Everyone's Attention. Maybe It Lost Luster In One Night After Its Reruns Encored. Sean Lamb
Entertainment:TV shows
WIARTONWillie Is A Rodent Trying Out Notoriety Patricia Rix, referring to WIARTON WILLIE, the white groundhog who will be making his annual forecast on Groundhog Day.
Time:Special Occasions
Places:Towns & Cities:Canada
WIARTON WILLIEWoodchuck Is Albino, Raised To Offer News Winter Is Longer, Like Is Expected. Angela Brett -- see WIARTON. An alternative ending is, 'Lives In Enclosure.'
Places:Towns & Cities:Canada
Names:Pet Names
WIARTON WILLIE (2)When I Actually Roamed To Ontario, Notorious Woodchuck Indeed Looked Lively In Enclosure. Angela Brett, who met Wiarton Willie while staying in PAISLEY.
Places:Towns & Cities:Canada
Names:Pet Names
WICCAWitches In Coven Conjure Antichrist Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion
WICKWith Illumination Comes Knowledge Gavin Lambert (thinking lantern wick in an old library or something)
Art & Literature
Household Objects
WICK (2)What's Inside Candles; Kindling Gavin Lambert
Household Objects
WICKED WITCHWoman In Castle Knows Extremely Dangerous Wiccan Incantations To Create Havoc Gavin Lambert
Art & Literature:Myths & Legends:Mythical Creatures
WICKIUPWhen It's Cold Kissing Is Usually Perfect Rico Leffanta
Places:Buildings
WIDOWSWomen In Danger Of Winning Solitaire Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Family
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Marriage & Divorce
WIFEWedded Individual - Female, Essentially. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Family
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Marriage & Divorce
WIFE (2)Woman In Futuristic Experiment Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Family
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Marriage & Divorce
WIFE (3)Wed Is For Ever Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Family
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Marriage & Divorce
WIFE (4)Willfully Insolent Female, Eh? Word Nerd -- This came to me in a flash just this minute. Not my wife, of course. Those in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan are often inclined to ad the closing comment " ... eh?" in routine conversation. Thus we might assume the this woman is a Yooper, i.e., an Upper Peninsula dweller. :)
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Marriage & Divorce
WIFE (5)Wanted Immediately For Ever ALBERT JOSE. I found it myself.
People & Relationships:Family
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Marriage & Divorce
WIKIPEDIAWhat I Know Is Perfect, Encyclopedia's Definition Is Augmented. Tony McCoy O'Grady I really like the idea of Wikipedia, particularly the notion that people can add extra detail to an entry in an area they know a lot about.
Computers:Internet
WIKIPEDIA (2)Which Idiot Keeps Inserting Patently Erroneous Details Into Archive? Tony McCoy O'Grady, mindful that the strength of WIKIPEDIA is also a weakness.
Computers:Internet
WIKIPEDIA (3)Well It's Knowlege Is Perfect, Except Don't Invest Assurance Sean Lamb
Computers:Internet
WILDWondering If Love Died Rico Leffanta
Assorted Adjectives
WILD YAMWill I Live Double Years Appearing Mortesque? Angela Brett -- the ORGANIC HERB spammer mentioned wild yam as one of it's products, so I assume it's rumoured to be good for something, and extending lifespan is a pretty general aim that most remedies share. 'Mortesque' isn't a word but I'm using it to mean something like 'as if dead.' -- you'd have to be careful with anything promising a long life that you didn't end up living another hundred years looking and feeling like a corpse.
Food & Drink:Condiments:Herbs
WILD YAM (2)Wonderful In Large Doses You'll Agree, Milady Tony
Food & Drink:Condiments:Herbs
WILFRED OWENWatched Innumerable Legions Fall Retaking Enemy's Defences - Opposed War's Excruciating Needlessness. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Writers
WILLIAMWas Insecure, Living Lies In Actual Memories Jan Morgan - someone I knew
Names:First names:Male
WILLIAMSWise Infantryman Loves Life, Is At Majesty's Service Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's King Henry V
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:King Henry V
WILLIAM SHAKESPEAREWorking In Lovely Lines - Intense And Moving - Scribbled Histories About Kings' Escapades - Some Plays Endure About Romantic Events Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays
Art & Literature:Writers
WILLISWas Involved, Learning Lifes Inspired Salvation Jan Morgan - someone I know
Names:First names:Male
WILLOWWonderful In Lovely Latticed Osier Work TMcCO'G
Science:Biology:Plants:Trees
WILL YOU MARRY ME?We're In Love, Let's Yoke Officially. Utter Magical Affirmative Response, Romantically You're Mine Evermore! Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Marriage & Divorce
WILL YOU TAKE ME BACK?When I Left (Leaving You Openly Upset) Trivial Annoyances Kept Emotions Masked. Eventually Bewailed Actions, Counting Karma. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
WIN A TRIP!Wish! I Need Adventure! Take Reward In Promotion! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Sports & Recreation:Travel
WINDAWoman Into Non-Dairy Alternatives Angela Brett
Names:You Are What You Eat
WINDOWSWill I Never Discover Original, Wondrous Software? Tony McCoy O'Grady
Computers:Windows
WINDOWS (2)Work Is Near Disastrous, Oh Wretched System! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Computers:Windows
WINDOWS (3)World Is Not Dominated - Others Will Survive Angela Brett
Computers:Windows
WINDOWS (4)Where Indoor Nudity Displays Outdoor Wonder Shows Rico Leffanta
Assorted Nouns
WINDOWS (5)What Idiotic Nerd Developed Our Wierd System? Helen Livesey
Computers:Windows
WINDOWS (6)What If Now Dominant OS Won't Survive? Angela Brett
Computers:Windows
WINDOWS (8)'Working', Indeed... Next Desire's Operating Well! Someday... Angela Brett, in response to WINDOWS (7)
Computers:Windows
WINDOWS (9)When It Never Draws One With Style! Angela Brett, because it's sort of odd that Windows should be called that when it's actually not very good at drawing windows (it visibly draws them bit by bit in no particular order)
Computers:Windows
WINDOWS (10)Will Install Needless Data On Whole System delt
Computers:Windows
WINDOWS (11)What I Need (Domestically) Observing World's Sights Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Nouns
WINDOWS (12)When Iced, Need Dowsing Of Warm Something Angela Brett
Assorted Nouns
WINDOWS (13)When Iced, Need Delivery Of Warmth Somehow Angela Brett
Assorted Nouns
WINDOWS (15)Whistler's In No Danger Of Whistling Speed Angela Brett ('Whistler' is the code-name for Windows XP)
Computers:Windows
WINDOWS DEVELOPERWell, It's Not DOS; One Windowing System Demands Engineers, Very Easily Learnable, Only Problem: En Redmond! Gavin Lambert
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
Computers:Windows
WINDOWS NTWell, It Nearly Does One's Will (Suicide Note & Testament!) Angela Brett
Computers:Windows
WINDOWS XPWhen It's Not Dawdling Or Wasting Space, Xpect Problems Angela Brett, who has to use Windows XP at work, so the criticism comes from experience.
Computers:Windows
WINDOWS XP (2)When It's Not Doing Over Whole System, Xpect Procrastination Angela Brett (see WINDOWS XP... if it's not one, it's the other!)
Computers:Windows
WINDOWS XP (3)Widget Inconsistencies Now Doubly Obvious, Windowing System Xtremely Poor Angela Brett (I've found there are at least four different styles of progress bars, six different styles of menus - even on the latest Microsoft software - four different styles of scrollbars and two of each kind of button. 'Windowing System Extremely Poor' refers to the fact that it draws parts of windows before other parts so that for a second or so while it finishes drawing a window there might be just an outline, or a button, or some random assortment of rectangles from the middle of a window visible. I presume this behaviour is supposed to show that some progress is being made in the drawing of a window, as an alternative to there being a wait before the window emerges fully formed. However, drawing the windows bit by bit only serves to emphasise how slowly it does things. This is on a 1.6GHz P4, in case any gatanists out there want to defend the lack of performance by suggesting the hardware is slow.)
Computers:Windows
WINDSCREENWhere Insects Normally Die. Stops Crud Reaching Eyes, Ears & Nose Eric Bridgstock
Transport:Car Parts
WINDSOR (2)Where Is North Detroit? Straight Over River! Rob Rix - Windsor is the S. Ontario town which is a border crossing to Detroit and is colloquially known as N. Detroit
Places:Towns & Cities:Canada
WINDYWet, Icky, Not Drinkable... Yuck! Angela Brett, after a gust of wind knocked her iced coffee into her lap.
Food & Drink:Drinks
Science:Meteorology
WINEWill It Never End? Angela Brett
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
WINFIELDWoolwoorth's Internal Name For Its 'Emulatory Label' Designs Tony McCoy O'Grady = Winfield is the name used by the Woolworth group for its 'own brand' label products. Winfield was the second forename of Frank W Woolworth who founded the company.
Names:Famous people
Commerce
WINFSWell, It's Not Fail Safe Sean Lamb (WinFS is yet another Microsoft acronym [a Micronym?] for WINdows Future Storage, which was originally planned to be included in the upcoming Longhorn release)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Windows
WINNERWanker In No Need Exultation Really wishes
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
WINNERSWinners Innovate! Navigate Naturally. Empathetically Realise Success! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
People & Relationships
WINSTONWould Induce Non-Smokers To Oppose Nicotine Tony McCoy O'Grady
Drugs:Tobacco
WINSTON (2)Wartime Inspiration - Nation Showed They Opposed Nazis Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:Famous people:Politicians
WINTERWeather Inclement, Night Time Extends Rather Eric Bridgstock
Time:Seasons
WIRELESSWith ITrip Radio Equipment, Listeners Everywhere Start Stations Angela Brett (the iTrip is an FM transmitter for the Apple iPod... by far the best one if you ask me as it gets all the power it needs from the earphone port, yet has just as good range as competing products which require batteries.)
Computers:Generic Hardware
WIRELESS (2)Wireless Infrastructure's Really Excellent Lan Equipment Sending Signals Sean Lamb (who just recently learned the joys of 802.11g)
Computers:Generic Hardware
WIRELESS (3)Weight Is Restricted Easily, Light-Eating's So Simple Angela Brett (many people eat light in order to keep their weight down, but eating wireless transmissions is taking that a bit too literally)
Computers:Do Not Eat
WIRE MONEYWe're In Remittance Emergency, Mother. Outgoings Need Extra Yen Tony McCoy O'Grady
Commerce:Money
WIRE SOLVER TRICK!Workers I, R, E! Solve Ohm's Law: Voltage (E ) = R (Total Resistance ) * (I Current). Kudos! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. My first "Apronym on Demand" ^:) I started with IRE. Angela suggested trying WIRE. This my fourth try. THANK YOU APRONYMISTS my teachers. ^:)
Science:Electronics
WISCONSINWater Is Surrounding, Center Of Northern States In Nation Jan Morgan
Places:States & Regions
WISEWeirdly Intuitive... Soundly Educated. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
WISHWhat I Should Have Angela Brett
Assorted Nouns
WISH (2)When I Shall Have Jan Morgan
Assorted Nouns
WISH (3)Why Is She Here Jan Morgan
Assorted Nouns
WITCHWields Incantation To Certain Happiness Rico Leffanta
Religion
Art & Literature:Myths & Legends:Mythical Creatures
WITHERWater Is Taken Hurriedly, Ensuring Roughness Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology
WITH-OUTWho Invented This Horrid , Objectionable, Unpleasant Term? Tony McCoy O'Grady, when Angela used 'With-Out' in an expansion.
Main
WITSWords In Tidy Sequences Angela Brett, anticipating a battle of wits when Gavin was knocked off the bottom of the HALL OF FAME
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
WITS (2)Words In Tight Spaces Angela Brett, anticipating a battle of wits when Gavin was knocked off the bottom of the HALL OF FAME
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
WITTICISMWhat It Takes To Incite Cackling Is Sometimes Magical Tony McCoy O'Grady
Laughter
WIXWill It Xtinguish? Sean Lamb (WiX really means Windows Installer Xml; Microsoft's latest attempt to "embrace and extend" XML)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Windows
WMSWhat, More Spam!? Sean Lamb (WMS really means Windows Messenger Service)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Windows:Applications
WMS (2)Windows Marginalizes Security Sean Lamb (WMS really means Windows Messenger Service)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Windows:Applications
WMVWatch My Video WMV usually stands for Windows Media Video
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Windows
WMV (2)Will Monopolize Videos WMV usually stands for Windows Media Video
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Windows
WMV (3)Windows Mangles Videos WMV usually stands for Windows Media Video
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Windows
WMV (4)Worst Movie Viewer WMV usually stands for Windows Media Video
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Windows
WOADWas Once A Dye Jan Morgan -- found this word in the dictionary. It's a plant whose leaves were formerly used to make blue dye.
Science:Biology:Plants
WOBBLEWell Off Balance By Losing Equilibrium Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Verbs
WOBBLERWent Overboard By Blusteringly Launching Enraged Response Tony McCoy O'Grady - in Ireland the term "He threw a wobbler" is used to describe someone's reaction to bad news
People & Relationships
WOLFWorks On Learning Fun Jan Morgan -- Rank in Cub Scouts
Sports & Recreation:Scouts
WOLFRAMWent Overboard Looking For Random Automata? Maybe. Angela Brett, referring to Stephen Wolfram and his huge tome 'A New Kind of Science' on cellular automata and similar constructs. I don't think there's really such a thing as going overboard investigating something in science... even if the hypothesis turns out to be completely wrong, somebody has to thoroughly investigate it so that we know it's wrong, and more than likely they'll discover something that is useful in the process. At the very least, absurdly wrong ideas make good material for http://OldScientist.com (if only anyone had time to write for it.)
Science:Mathematics:Mathematicians
WOMANWitters On Meaninglessly - Ad Nauseam Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Genderalisations
WOMBATWarm Omnivorous Miniature Bear Australians Treasure Rico Leffanta
Science:Biology:Animals
WOMENWe Only Make Empty Noises. Tony McCoy O'Grady. (The views expressed in this publication do not necessarily reflect those of the Editor.)
People & Relationships:Genderalisations
WOMEN DRIVERSWatch Out! Manoeuvreing Extremely Nervously, Despite Repeated Instruction. Velocity's Erratic & Reversing's Slipshod. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport:Drivers
WOMENS HEALTHWe Owe Men Everything? No! Sheilas Have Engendered A Lot Toward Health! Angela Brett ('engender toward' probably doesn't make complete sense but I couldn't resist having 'gender' in there.)
Science:Biology:Healthcare
WON A TRIP! Way/Wonderful Omnipresence! Naturally Atones! Trust Redeemer/Reward = > Interceding Prince/Peace! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Religion
Transport
WONDERBRAWearing One Nowadays Develops Enormously Robust Bosom - Rather Artificially Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects:Clothing:Underwear
WONDERBRA (2)Why Obey Nature? Design Elevates Retiring Breasts Rather Artfully Patricia Rix
Household Objects:Clothing:Underwear
WONDERBRA (3)Women Often Need 'Development' Enhancement. Recalcitrant Breasts Require Assistance Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects:Clothing:Underwear
WONDERFULWordsmith O'grady Now Deserves Extra Respect For Unbeatable Letters. Angela Brett, after reading Tony's TOPS AND TAILS.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
WON'TWaiting On Next Tweaking Tony McCoy O'Grady, suggesting a name for the 'W' category (see MOSCOW (2))
Words & Wordplay
WOODWe Observe Our Devotion Angela Brett, referring to what is traditionally the wood (5th) wedding anniversary.
Time:Special Occasions:Wedding Anniversaries
WOOLWife's Obedience Obviously Lasting Angela Brett, referring to what is traditionally the wool (7th) wedding anniversary.
Time:Special Occasions:Wedding Anniversaries
WOOL (2)We Observe Our Love Angela Brett
Time:Special Occasions:Wedding Anniversaries
WOOL (3)We've Outlasted Other Lovers Angela Brett
Time:Special Occasions:Wedding Anniversaries
WOOL (4)Winter Overalls Of Lambs Angela Brett
Household Objects:Threads & Fabric
WOOL (5)Well Out Of Lunchboxes Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects:Threads & Fabric:Edible(?)
WOOL (6)Was On Our Lambs Roger Williams
Household Objects:Threads & Fabric
WOOTWhile Owning, Outcry This I though that "woot" needed to be an apronym, and I saw that no one created one yet so...
Main
WOOZYWoman Out Of Zest Yesterday Rico Leffanta
Assorted Adjectives
WORDWe Often Require Dictionaries Angela Brett
Words & Wordplay
WORD OF WISDOMWith Our Respect, Do Obey Facts, What Is Safe, Determines Our Morals Jan Morgan - the word of wisdom is a recommendation of what we should avoid for our health Abstaining from them helps with better values that keep us out of trouble
Religion
WORDS ENDING IN GRYWork Of Rhymester Demands Support - Eventually Needing Dictionary If Not Getting Inspiration - No Good Results Yet? Tony McCoy O'Grady
Words & Wordplay
WORDSMITHWired On Reading Dictionaries So Much It Turns Harmful pdtar -- Ditty gave a pointer to your site that included "wordsmith". I decided to play.
Words & Wordplay
WORKWeed Out Recreational Knowledge Rico Leffanta
Commerce
People & Relationships:The Workforce
WORK FOR PAYWages Only Real Kudos? Fingers Of Respect Pointed At You! Angela Brett
People & Relationships:The Workforce
WORKOUTWeightlifting Or Running Keeps One Utterly Trim Tony McCalorie O'Grady
Science:Biology
Sports & Recreation
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene
WORKPLACE SAFETYWatch Out! Reckless Klutzes Perilise Labourers And Cause Extremely Scary Accidents. Freak Events Traumatise You Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:The Workforce
WORLD TRADE CENTERWas Osama Responsible? Lost Due To Runaway Aeroplanes - Death Everywhere. Can Everyone Near Terrorists Expect Revenge? Angela Brett (see WAR)
Places:Buildings
Military:War & Terrorism
WORLD TRADE CENTER (2)With Outstanding Revulsion Let's Declare Terrorism Repugnant And Devote Every Conscious Effort Now To Emergency Relief Tony McCoy O'Grady (see WAR and WTC)
Places:Buildings
Military:War & Terrorism
WORLD WIDE WEBWell Organised Reticulation Linked Directly With Immense, Disjointed Electronic World - Engage Browser! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Computers:Internet
WORMWarm Or Raw Magnifique! Rico Leffanta
Science:Biology:Insects:Edible(?)
WORM (2)Will Often Replicate Maliciously Sean Lamb (who has spent way too much time tweaking email server filters lately)
Computers
WORRIEDWhile Only Reasonably Risky, It's Extremely Distressing. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Emotions
WORSHIPWe Offer Redeemer Strength, Honour In Praise. Grace Francis
Religion
WOWWorks Out Wonderfully! Angela Brett, after reading TRUTH, JUSTICE, AND THE AMERICAN WAY
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
WOZNIAKWithout One Zealous Nerd's Inventions, Apple's Kaput! Angela Brett
Names:Famous people
WREATHWe Remember Everyone, Acclaiming Them Heroes Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Plants
Military:War & Terrorism
WRESTLINGWhere Race Equals Strength, Try Letting In Natural Guile Rico Leffanta
Sports & Recreation
WRISTWriting Requires Incredibly Supple Tendons. Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Body Parts
WRITEWrite Right! Inscribe Talents! Endure! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Art & Literature
Communication
WRITERSWearily Rehashing Ideas 'Til Exasperating Reader's Satisfied. Angela Brett
Art & Literature:Writers
WRITERS (2)Writers Read Inspiring/Informational Thoughts/Tomes Enhancing Readin'/'Riting Skills! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Art & Literature:Writers
WRITINGWithout Reading Instruction, This Is No Good. Angela Brett
Art & Literature
Communication
WRITTEN COMMUNICATIONWe Read It Thoroughly, Then Enscribe Notes Commenting On Material. Markers Usually Notice Incoherence... Complete Assignments To Inevitably Obtain Notability. Angela Brett
Education
Communication
WROTEWords Relayed Orthographically To Endure Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature
Communication
WRYNECKWith Robin You Never Ever Come Kissing Rico Leffanta
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
WTCWar? Terrorism? Crime? Jeff Anonymous (given the lack of a proper term to describe the September 11, 2001, tragedy in New York City, resulting in the destruction of the World Trade Center)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Places:Buildings
Military:War & Terrorism
WTC (2)What Treacherous Conniving? Tony McCoy O'Grady
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Places:Buildings
Military:War & Terrorism
WTC (3)War Traumatises Civilians! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Places:Buildings
Military:War & Terrorism
WTC (4)When Terrorists Conspire! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Places:Buildings
Military:War & Terrorism
WTC (5)Watch Them Collapse Tony McCoy O'Grady, who apologises for the bad taste.
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Places:Buildings
Military:War & Terrorism
WTC (6)Will Terrorists Cry? Jeff Anonymous
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Places:Buildings
Military:War & Terrorism
WWDC Where We Demonstrate Code Angela Brett (WWDC usually stands for Worldwide Developers Conference -- see http://apple.com/wwdc)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Programming
WWW.ALTSCAPE.COMWe've Written Windows Application (Leaky Though!) Still Coding Apple Product. Eventual Cash Outcome, Maybe! Angela Brett, who is sure they'll get rid of the memory leaks in the final release. :)
Computers:Internet:URLs
WYATT EARPWestern Yahoo Attempted To Tame Entrepreneurial Adventurers Roaming Prairie Patricia Rix
Names:Famous people
WYNDWinding Yet Narrow Defile Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places
WYOMINGWhen You Obviously Moan In Nerdy Gallop. Jeff Anonymous (Wyoming is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as meaning, 'Moving in hurried desperation from one cubicle to another in a public lavatory trying to find one which has a lock on the door, a seat on the bowl, and no brown streaks on the seat.')
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
WYOMING (2)Where Your Open Miles Is Never Greater Jan Morgan
Places:States & Regions
XANXuberant Angel -- Not! Jeff Anonymous, referring to the morose elf in the "Baldur's Gate" computer-game series.
Computers:Games:Game Characters
XANTH-Xyris: Aptly Named! Tint's Here Tony McCoy O'Grady (Xyris is a yellow plant, and Xanth denotes yellowness.)
Assorted Adjectives:Colours
XENOPHOBEXenophobes Enjoy Noting Other People Holding Old Biases Everlasting. Sean Lamb (http://august1.com/pubs/dict/ is the only legal dictionary online that I've seen with entries under X, including this one. Since a xenophobe is biased against alien residents, one would need others with similar biases to rationalize such views.)
People & Relationships
XFREE (2)X From Redhat Expires Easily Jeff Anonymous
Computers:Linux
XIAOSAURUSXiaosaurus Is Another Ornithischian Species; All Uncovered Remains Unusually Small Sean Lamb (Xiaosaurus has only been found in fragments; it is estimated that this creature stood only 1.5 feet tall)
Science:Biology:Animals:Dinosaurs
XMASXrated Movie About Santa Rico Leffanta, who mentions that an annually published French cartoon shows an errant Father Christmas mistaking the chimney.
Entertainment:Movies
Time:Special Occasions:Christmas
XYLITOLXpect You'll Lose Inches Through Overpriced Lollies? Angela Brett
Food & Drink:Condiments
XYLOPHONEXpressive Yet Lively Once Person Hammers Orchestral Notes Enchantingly Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:Music:Instruments
XYLOPHONESXerox Your Lover's Organ! Play Havoc On Next Etude Session! Rico Leffanta
Entertainment:Music:Instruments
XYLOSE SORBITOLXylitol... You'll Love Our Substitute. Everyday Sugar Often Rots But Its Taste Obviates Lesions. Angela Brett (xylose sorbitol, a.k.a. XYLITOL is used as a sweetener in dental products and low-calorie foods... so even though sugar is bad for our teeth, making products taste like it can encourage people to look after their teeth.)
Food & Drink:Condiments
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene:Beauty Products
XZARXtreme Zhentarim Alongside Road Jeff Anonymous (this character from the Baldur's Gate computer game series claims to belong to a society known as the 'Black Network of Zhentarim'... yet he can be found alongside a road, as I recall)
Computers:Games:Game Characters
YABBERYou're Always Bloody Bellyaching, Expressing Resentments Tony McCoy O'Grady
Communication:Talking
YACHTYou're Among Classy Harbour Traffic Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport
YACHT (2)You Actually Can Have Travelled Jan Morgan
Transport
YAHOOYak At Hearts Opponents Online Angela Brett (Hearts is one of the games available at http://games.yahoo.com, you can converse or 'yak' with other players while playing.)
Computers:Games
Computers:Internet
YAHOO (2)You're A Horridly Odious Oaf! Patricia Rix
People & Relationships:Insults
YAHOO.COMYou Are Here: On Online Community Of Millions Angela Brett
Computers:Internet:URLs
YAKIMAYour Australian Kangaroos Ingest My Apples Rico Leffanta (Yakima is a town in Washington, noted for red delicious apple exports.)
Places:Towns & Cities:USA
YAMYet Another Meal Sean Lamb
Food & Drink
YAMAHAYou're A Motorcyclist? Aren't Hondas Awful? Tony McCoy O'VroomVroom
Transport:Car Makes & Models
YARDSTICKYe Auld Ruler... Do Stop Talking Imperial - Count Kilometres! Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics:Measurement
YAREYou Are Really Educable! Chin Shih Tang. I saw the word for the first time on the site. Once I looked up the definition, the apronymization came easily.
Assorted Adjectives
Education
YARNYou Are Really Nice! Rico Leffanta
Communication
YARP (2)You Automatically Reverse PRAY/Procedure/Protection/Process Tony McCoy O'Grady (see YARP)
Computers:Windows:Applications:The opposite of PRAY
YARP (3)You're Allowed Reverse PRAY/Procedure/Protection/Process Tony McCoy O'Grady (see YARP)
Computers:Windows:Applications:The opposite of PRAY
YARROWYet Another Redhat Release Of Wonder Sean Lamb (Yarrow was the codename for RedHat's Fedora Core Linux 1.0)
Computers:Linux
Names:Code Names:Linux
YASAYet Another Silly Acronym Original author unknown... however when Angela first used it in an email, Tony suggested 'You Are So Apposite', 'You're A Saintly Anthony', and 'Youth And Sex Abound.' Angela then replied with 'You Are Self-praising Also.'
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
Re-expansions of existing acronyms:Conversational
YASTYou Are Susefied Today Sean Lamb (YaST really means Yet Another Setup Tool, which is used to install SuSE Linux)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Linux
YAVERLANDIAYet Another Very Extinct Reptile. Little Animal Never Dwelled In Asia Sean Lamb (Yaverlandia, at 2' 3" tall, was discovered in Yaverland Battery on the Isle of Wight)
Science:Biology:Animals:Dinosaurs
YEAH!You Expressing Anger Happily Rulgnaj Yerdon
Communication:Yesses And Noes
YEARBOOKYou Easily Are Ruined Because Of Obnoxious Kids Peter & Christina - We're the co-editor and editor of the yearbook staff. Enough said.
Education
Communication:Periodicals
YEARBOOK (2)Year's Events, Activities Recorded Because Of Ordinary Kinetics Jan Morgan -- moving from grade to grade requires records of the year's events and the fun or not of it
Education
Communication:Periodicals
YELLING INTO A DEAF EARYou Evidently Listen Little. I'll Now Generate Increased Noise (Throat Open And Declaim Excessively) And Facilitate Effecting A Response Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Phrases
YELLOW (2)Yolk's Exceptionally Lovely, Lying On White Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Adjectives:Colours
YELLOW (3)Yellow Encased Long Lush. Organic Wonderful! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Banana.
Food & Drink
Assorted Adjectives:Colours
YELLOW (4)Yell Enemy Lax Leaving Outlying Weapons Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Military
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
YESYour Expectation's Satisfied Angela Brett
Communication:Yesses And Noes
YES (2)Yet Ends Successfully Jan Morgan
Communication:Yesses And Noes
YIKESYour Intense Keening Evinces Surprise Tony McCoy O'Grady
Main
YIN/YANGYour Influential Nature - You Avoid Net Gains Tony McCoy O'Grady, saying: Together they add up to a set 'total'. If you lose three 'points' of yin, then you gain three 'points' of yang, as far as I can interpret it.
Religion
YIPPIEYou Ignore Peer Pressure In Extremes Rico Leffanta
Main
YODAYou're One Dire Actor Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:Movies
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters
YOKELYou Only Kiss Engaging Lips Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships
YOKEL (2)Your Own Kin Evoke Lust Angela Brett
People & Relationships
YORICKYour Only Residue Inspires Comic Knockabout Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Hamlet, Prince of Denmark
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Hamlet, Prince Of Denmark
YORKYorkshire's Own Rebellious Knight Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's King Henry VI
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:King Henry VI
YOSEMITESYou Own Some Expensive Macintoshes - It Tortures Envious Souls! Angela Brett - Yosemite was the code name for the blue and white Power Mac G3s.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
Names:Code Names:Apple
YOU ARE HOT AS HELLYears Of Using A Radiation Emitter Has One's Temperature Absolutely Scorching, Having Endured Lamp's Lights Tony McCoy O'Grady, who mused on what would happen if bodies stored the heat from sunbeds for a long time.... some people would boil over!
Science:Biology
Science:Physics
YOU ARE LOOKING SEXY TONIGHTYes, Oh Undoubtedly Amorous Response Elicited. Look Out! O. K. I Need Gratifying Sexually Erotic Xperience. You're Too Obvious - Now I'm Getting Horny Too! Tony McCoy O'Grady (See YOU LOOK HORRIBLE DURING THE DAY)
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
YOU ARE SO HOTYou're Obviously Utterly Aroused, Really Excited, So Offer Him/Her Orgasmic Tumble Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
YOU ARE SO HOT (2)You Oughta Use Antibiotics... Reducing Every Symptom Obviously Helps One's Temperature. Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
YOU DON'T WANT TO DRINK THATYears Of Underaged Drinking Only Numbs The Wit, And Needs Toughness To Overcome. Dignity Remains In Not Knowing The Hard Ale's Taste. Angela Brett, who was intending to do YOU DON'T WANT TO PANIC
People & Relationships:Advice
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
YOU DON'T WANT TO PANICYouthful Ominiscience Usually Doesn't 'Own' Negative Thinking - When Accidents (Needless Things) Threaten One's Parents Advise Not Ignoring Caution. Tony McCoy O'Grady, saying: I'm not sure what, exactly, that conveys - it is 'meant' to convey that in an emergency young people can panic because they don't see that negative thinking tends to rule out caution, which older people see as a good thing. (I think) See also I'LL PANIC IF I WANT TO and YOU DON'T WANT TO DRINK THAT
People & Relationships:Advice
YOU LAZY GITYou're Overdrawn? Unsecured Loans Arranged Zippily: You Get Interesting Terms. Tony McCoy O'Grady (see SHOVE OFF)
Words & Wordplay:Rudeness:Rude Advertising Slogans
YOUNGYouth's Ongoing, Until Nearly Geriatric Tony McCoy O'Grady
Time:Age
YOUNG ADULTSYoung One Uses Necessary Gifts And Deems Unconditional Learning Talent, Studies Jan Morgan
Time:Age
YOUNG OFFENDERYears Of Untold Neglect Generated One Fledgling Felon. Especially Needs Direct Effective Rehabilitation Sean Lamb
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Criminals
YOUR IDEAS ON PAPERYuck... Old, Useless Rubbish... It Doesn't Even Allow Searching. One Needn't Print A Perfect Electronic Record. Angela Brett, expressing her ideas on paper in response to an unsuccessful search term.
Communication
YOUR MOMYouth's Opinions Usually Reflect Much Of Mother TMcCO'G
People & Relationships:Family
YOU SMELL BADYour Odour's Unspeakable... Somebody Must Explain Life's Laws - Buy A Deodorant! Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Insults
People & Relationships:Advice
YOU STINKYour Odour's Unbelievably Strong! Take Immediate Notice, Kindly. Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Insults
People & Relationships:Advice
YOUTHYou're Obviously Unable To Hesitate Tony McCoy O'Grady, still picking holes in MacGirl.
MacGirl & KeyBoard
Time:Age
YOUTH GROUP (CHURCH)You're Only Used To Hearing God's Rage Or Unanswered Prayers? Come Here, Understand Real Christian Happiness. Angela Brett
Religion
YOU'VE LEFT OUT A Y - CALAMITY!You've Omitted Unique Vowel, Exceptional Letter - Eminently Flexible To Operate Usefully Twoways As Your Consonantal Assonantal Letter. Angela Might Indicate To You. Tony McCoy O'Grady, when Jeff left out a Y in an expansion of ZZZZZZZZZRA on the forums.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
YTTERBIUMYou Try This Expansion. Reference Book Is Unhelpful, Mostly. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
Science:Chemistry:Elements
YTTRIUMYour Television Tube Requires It's Use, Mainly. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry:Elements
YUCCAYogi Unearths California Cactus Acupuncture Rico Leffanta
Science:Biology:Plants
YUCK!Your Underarms Could Kill! Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Insults
YUGOSLAVIAYour Usual Genocide One Supposes, Lasting American Victory Is Attainable? Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
YUM!Your Ultimate Meal Angela Brett
Food & Drink
YUM BADGEYour Ultimate MacEvangelist Beautification - Advertise Delicious G3 Ensemble! Angela Brett, referring to her 'Yum' badges featuring the five flavours of iMac in a circle and the word 'Yum.'
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
YUM BADGE (2)You're Undressed! Maybe Because Apple's Decorative Garment's Excluded. Angela Brett, because she's sure that if Annie had had a Mac, she'd have sung that you're never fully dressed without a Yum badge.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
YUM BRIGADEYou Use Macintosh? Barge Round In Garb Advertising Delectable Electronics. Angela Brett, after an Apple Update where we all got free YUM BADGEs.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
YUPYou're Unusually Perceptive! Tony McCoy O'Grady, when Angela correctly guessed why he didn't want his ME expansion in the stack. (Hopefully it's okay to just mention it!)
Communication:Yesses And Noes
YUPPIE (2)Young Unsocial Pretentious Pig Ignorant Executive John Richard Jones. I thought of this after an encounter with three yuppies on a train.
People & Relationships
YURTYour Uniquely Russian Tent Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Buildings
YVONNEYoung Virgins Often Need New Excitement Rico Leffanta
Names:First names:Female
ZABAGLIONEZesty And Beautiful - A Good Lunch Is Obviously Nearly Ended Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink
ZAIBATSUZen Associates Is Biased, Affluent Top Socialites United Jan Morgan
Commerce
ZAIREZebras Abound In Region's East. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
ZAMBIAZinc And Mining-Based Industries Abound. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
ZAPDOSZestily Annihilate Pretty Dumb Operating System? Angela Brett, speculatiing that Zapdos (Pokemon #145) wants to destroy MS-DOS.
Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon
ZAPDOS (2)Zooms Across Power Department's Official Safeline Dundee (Zapdos is Pokemon #145)
Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon
ZECHARIAHZerubbabel Established, Crowned. Hope About Rightful Improvement At Hand. Sue Johnson
Religion:Bible books
ZEPHANIAHZealous Eschatological Prophet Has A New Imprecation Against Hubris. Sue Johnson
Religion:Bible books
ZERO TOLERANCEZap Experimental Rounds Of Thievery, Offender's Liberty Encourages Repeated And Nastier Criminal Exploits. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Law & Order
ZIFFZero Insertion Fun, Frankly! Duncan Smith, in response to an unsuccessful search. According to acronymfinder.com ZIFF means Zero Insert Force Field - Duncan explains: ZIFF means Zero Insertion Force. I think that the extra F is a typo or a joke, becuase I have never seen it before. ZIF means Zero Insertion Force, which is a name for a type of CPU socket which, logically enough, allows you to insert the CPU into the socket with a lever instead of pushing and bending pins.
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Generic Hardware
ZILCHZero Interest Level Confirmed Here Rico Leffanta
Science:Mathematics:Numbers
ZIMBABWEZealous In Making Beginnings Against Black & White Extremists Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
ZINCZenith In Non-Corrosion Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry:Elements
ZIONZone Is On Nation Jan Morgan
Places
Religion
ZIPZero! Innovation! Progress! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Science:Mathematics:Numbers
ZIP (2)Zero Invisible Power! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Science:Mathematics:Numbers
ZIP (3)Zero Incrementation Power Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Science:Mathematics
ZIP (4)Zero Infinitely Powerful! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Science:Mathematics:Numbers
ZIP (5)Zero Is Placeholder Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics:Numbers
ZIP (6)Zero & Infinitesimal -- Partners! Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics:Numbers
ZIP CODEZilch If Postal Code Omitted - Dead End! Patricia Rix
Communication
ZITIZesty Italian Tasty Ingredients Sean Lamb
Food & Drink
ZODIACZoo Of Dozen Idolized Astronomical Characters Rico Leffanta
Religion:Astrology
ZODIAC (2)Zoo Of Dynamics In Astrology Capers Jan Morgan
Religion:Astrology
ZOMBIE MANZoological Obsession Makes Badman Instigate Extremely Messy Animal Nuisance Tony McCoy O'Grady - trying to create what will be the last entry in the stack
MacGirl & KeyBoard:Supervillains
ZOMBIES ATTACKZoological Organisms Mutated By Infectious Epidemic Strike At Towns; Total Annihilation, Civilans Killed Inev
Entertainment:Movies
ZONKEDZapped-Out Noggin Keeping Euphoria Dazzled Rico Leffanta
Assorted Adjectives
ZOOBIEZion Of Occupations, Books In Education Jan Morgan -- name given to students attending Brigham Yung University
Education
ZOPEZero Online Publishing Equivalents Sean Lamb (Zope is a web page programming environment)
Computers:Internet
ZORBAZesty Old Rogue Barters Adventure Rico Leffanta
Main
ZUCCHINIZucca Uses Cognomen 'Courgette' Here In Non-Italy Angela Brett
Food & Drink
ZURICHZwingli's Upstart Religion Is Considered Heretical. Tony McCoy O'Grady, beating his own attempt at getting the last acronym in the stack. We challenge you acronymisers out there to beat it! (Zwingli was a Swiss priest and reformation character in Zurich in the 1500s.)
Places:Towns & Cities
ZWINGLIZealous Worker In New Gospel Literary Interpretations Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion
Names:Famous people
ZWITTERIONZany Wierd Ion That's 'Twice Electified' - Result Isn't Only Negative Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry
ZYMOTIC Zesty Yeasts Make One's Throat Infection Contagious Tony McCoy O'Grady, [temporarily] succeeding in creating the stack's last acronym. You try to beat ZYMOTIC!
Science:Biology
ZZ TOPSZippy Zithers Tangle Opus Players Singing Rico Leffanta
Entertainment:Music:Artists
ZZ TOPS' LAST ALBUMZachery Zzzzzzzzzra Thinks Old Pop Singers Latest Arranged Song Tracks Are Largely Brilliant, Utterly Marvellous! Tony McCoy O'Grady, when Angela told him that someone had changed his name to Zachary Zzzzzzzzzra to be the last in the phone book.
Entertainment:Music
ZZVZanesville's Zlichified Viewrange Jeff Anonymous (In reference to the Zanesville, OH, airport code and Zero-Zero Visibility)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Science:Meteorology

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