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100% TITTIEThat Is Too Tricky, Internet Explorer x_Player1_x: most of the settings are hidden deeply within Internet Explorer's options.
100% TITUSThis Is Telling Us Something. Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% TITUS ANDRONICUSTragedy Invites Tragedy Until, Suffering Amputation, News Detailing Rape Ordains New Indecent Carnage Upon Stage Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Titus Andronicus
100% TLAThree-Letter Acronym Jeff Kelley, who was, at the time of authorship, employed as a research scientist at a company whose name was, itself, a TLA. Note: Some sticklers would use the variation: Three Letter Abbreviation since it's kind of hard to pronounce the "word" TLA (though you CAN do it if you've had enough coffee).
100% TOASTTwo On A Standard Toaster Angela Brett
100% TOAST (2)Took Off And Stranded Termagant Patricia Rix (toast is what you would be if you did that)
100% TOBACCOToxic Orally Breathed Abomination Creates Cancerous Odor On the school bus I saw some jerk puffing a cigarette right before he got on, and I started thinking acronyms.
100% TO BE OR NOT TO BEThe Option's Between Enduring One's Repetitive Nightmare, Or To Terminate One's Breathing Existence TMcCO'G referring to Hamlet's famous soliloquy musing on suicide.
100% TODAYS"That's" Out-Dated After Yesterday's Sunset TMcCO'G
100% TODAYS (2)Time's Onceness Declares Against Your Structure TMcCO'G - I accept that one can have more than one "yesterday" and also more than one "tomorrow", but surely there can be only one 'today", as it is a 'now' thing and therefore a 'once-only offer'. (There used to be a TV programme called "All Our Yesterdays", and Shakespeare wrote "tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow".)
100% TODAY WE CELEBRATEThe Orwellian Doom About Year Went... Enlightened Computing Employees Left Electric Blue/Brother's Regime And Turned Easeward. Angela Brett, while watching the famous '1984' Macintosh ad on its 20th anniversary. The ad begins with 'Today we celebrate...' which, although referring to something completely different in the ad, is true as we celebrate the Mac's 20th birthday. 'Electric Blue' or 'Electric Brother' refers to Big Blue (IBM) which plays the part of Big Brother in the ad. 'Easeward' means 'toward ease'. I decided that with the similarity to Eastward it sounded almost good enough to be a real word.
93% TOE-NIPPING CRABThe Oceanic Experience Nobody Invites, People Panic... It's Not Grave (but) Crustacean Rips Apart Bunions. Angela Brett/Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% TOESTen Occupy Everyday Shoes. Angela Brett
100% TOFUType Of Food? Ugh! Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% TOFU (2)Teeth Often Feel Unpleasant Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% TOILEDTired Operative. I Laboured Endlessly Daily TMcCO'G
100% TOILETTrousers Off, I Leave Excreta There Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% TOILET (2)This Odd Invention Likes Eating Turds Apronymous Anonymous
100% TOKYOTantalizing Orient, Kimonos You Obviously Jan Morgan -- most people who go to Japan usually buy a kimino for a souvenir thus the idea kimonos you obviously.
100% TOMTwin, Often Male Angela Brett (Thomas means 'twin')
100% TOM (2)Totally Observant Man Jan Morgan -- someone I know
100% TOM HANKSThis Oscar Man Has Another Near Knockout Showing Rico Leffanta
100% TOMMIETrooper, Or Military Man, In England Tony McCoy O'Grady
60% TONTotally Overweight, N'est-ce pas? Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% TON (2)Two Over Ninetyeight Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% TONSILTissue Or New Son-In-Law Rico Leffanta
100% TONYTerribly Ornery Nutter, Yes? Jeff Anonymous
100% TONY (2)Talker Of Nonsensical Yammerings Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% TONY (3)This One's Not Young Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% TONY (4)Thousand Of 'Nyms Yielded Tony McCoy O'Grady and Angela Brett
100% TONY (5)Tubs Of Natural Yoghurt Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% TONY (6)Testicles Of Neutered Yak! Tony McCoy O'Grady (apparently 'sweetbreads' are considered a delicacy)
100% TONY (7)Tasted One Nut Yesterday Patricia Rix
100% TONY BLAIRTired Of Nation's Yelling, British Leader Attacks Iraq Regardless Chris Kjelgaard
100% TONY BLAIR (2)Thinking Of New York, Bush Lapdog Accepts Inferior's Role Chris Kjelgaard
100% TONY BLAIR (3)Tony Out? Not Yet - Bush Lackey Acts Innocent, Regretful Chris Kjelgaard
100% TONY BLAIR (4)Tony's Office Nervous, Yellow - Blair's Louts Accuse Irresponsible Reporters Chris Kjelgaard
100% TONY BLAIR (5)Tony's On Next - Yet Blair Lies At Inquiry's Review? Chris Kjelgaard
100% TONY BLAIR (6)Tony's Opponents Nod Yes, Britain Lacked Accurate Intelligence Reports Chris Kjelgaard
100% TONY BLAIR (7)Tony's Office Not Yielding - Britain Leery About Iraqi Rockets Chris Kjelgaard
100% TONY BLAIR (8)Threat Over? No. Young Blair Left Afearing Iraq's Revenge Chris Kjelgaard
100% TONY BLAIR (9)Theatre Operations Now Yore, Britain's Large Army Is Relieved Chris Kjelgaard
100% TONY BLAIR (10)Tony's Office Now Yearns Broadcaster's Libels Aren't Indeed Right Chris Kjelgaard
100% TONY BLAIR (11)Tony's Office Now Yokes Broadcaster, Lambasts All Its Reporters Chris Kjelgaard
100% TONY BLAIR (12)Tony's Out, Now Yeomanry Believes Lied About Iraq's Rockets Chris Kjelgaard
100% TONY BLAIR (13)Turn-Over Next Year? Blair Left Assessing Iraq Regrets Chris Kjelgaard
100% TONY BLAIR (14)Turn-Over Next Year? Britain Leans Appreciably, Implacably Right Chris Kjelgaard
100% TONY BLAIR (15)Tough On Nasty Yobs But Lacking Assurance In Responsibility John Richard Jones
100% TONY BLAIR (16)Thoughtless Overconfident Narcissistic Yuppie Behaving Like An Idiot Reformed John Richard Jones
94% TONY MCCOY O'GRADYThis Old - Not Young! (sorry) - Man Can Churn Out Your Omnitopical & Greatly Revered Acronyms... Difficult? Youbetcha! Angela Brett and Dustan Dowsing.
94% TONY MCCOY O'GRADY (2)The Only Name. Ya May Call [him] Crazy Openly, Yessir, Over Gruel. Really A Dandy Youth. Jeff Anonymous
100% TONYNESSThis Once! (Noting Your Nous Earned Several Similarly.) Angela Brett, in response to ANGELANESS.
100% TONY'S BIRTHDAY (AGAIN!)Think One New Year Should Be Important? Really, There're Heaps Done Already. You're Aging Gradually, Another Increment's Nothing! Angela Brett, hoping Tony's birthday was more interesting than the apronym implies. Alternative wording could be '...You're Approaching Geriatricity...'
100% TOO GOOD FOR EDWINThat's Outrageous! Obviously Goodness Of Others Doesn't Force One's Rejection. Everyone Deserves Win, Inferiority's Nonexistant. Angela Brett, when Edwin said on the forum that we're too good for him.
100% TOOKThe Opposite Of Koha Edwin Hermann (Koha is a Maori word for gift)
100% TOO LATEThe Opening's Over - Like All Things Eventually Tony McCoy O'Grady
90% TOO SIMPLEThis Overly Ordinary Study Isn't Mathematically Pleasing... Lecture is Elementary. Angela Brett, during a boring first-year algebra lecture.
86% TOO SLOW FOR METhis is Obvious! Omit Such Long Orations... Why Furnish Observations (with) Ridiculously Meticulous Explanations? Angela Brett, when the lecturer spent at least twenty minutes explaining that when you add a multiple of a number to another number, say x, then x will still have the same remainder as before when divided by that number.
100% TOOTHBRUSHTo Osculate Odourlessly, This Has Been Religiously Used. Scrub Hard! Angela Brett
91% TOOTH FAIRYTakes Old & Overused Teeth... Has Frequently Adduced Insignificant Rewards to Youngsters. Angela Brett
91% TOOTHPASTEThis Ointment Often Tastes Horrible... Puts Angela off Spearmint Treats, Even. Angela Brett
100% TOOTSIEThis 'Outing' Of Transvestite Scheme Is Entertaining Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% TOPLESS BARTake Out Penis Let Everyone See Size Before Arrest Results Rico Leffanta
100% TOPLESS BARSTouch Omnivorous Pussy Let Everyone See Sighs Before Audience Responds Senselessly Rico Leffanta
100% TOP QUARKTruly Obese Particle! Qrious? Use A Recent Kit. Angela Brett, who apologises for the Qrious cheat, but it's better than yet another 'Quite'. ('Top' is the heaviest of the six types of QUARK... along with UP QUARK, DOWN QUARK, STRANGE QUARK,CHARM QUARK and BOTTOM QUARK. Because of the immense amount of energy needed to create a top quark, it was not possible until recently.)
100% TOPS AND TAILSTony Out-Performs Stunningly! Are New Devisings The Apogee, Indicating Lasting Success? Tony McCoy O'Grady, after creating near-unbeatable first and last acronyms for each letter.
100% TORCH SINGERThey Only Render Choral Harmonies Suggesting Infatuations Never Get Explicitly Requited. Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% TORNTwo Offer; Ruin Night Angela Brett (being torn between two offers can ruin an indecisive person's night)
100% TORONTOToo Obviously Rates Oneself Near Top Outlook Patricia Rix
100% TORONTO (2)The Ornithological Residents Often Need Thawing Out Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% TORONTO, CANADAThe Ontario Residence Of Nearly Tenth Of Country, And Near America! Don't Ask. Angela Brett (It seems odd that something like 6% of the population lives in a city so near AMERICA)
100% TORPEDOThey Often Roamed Pacific Exploding Destroyers Overhead Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% TORTTwist Out Revenue Tidily Jeff Anonymous, since 'tort' comes from the Latin 'torquere' 'to twist'
100% TOTALThe Opposite To A Little Edwin Hermann
100% TOTAL (2)The Overall Tally And Lot Edwin Hermann
80% TOTETwo-handed, Open-Top, Envelops Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
95% TOTES LIFT RAPID RELIEF!Totes Objective: Travel Easily, Swiftly! 1. Light/Lift/Left (Inside Fluid) 2. {Thesaurus, etc.: Rugged/Raise/Right} 3. Alas! Pace Increases! 4. Destination: Rugged/Relieve/Right 5. End: Light/Lower/Left. I Enjoy Fast/Freedom! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. A friend gave me 2 Great Totes! Left Tote = Light = (2 Quarts Great Bear Spring Water[in Nalgene Bottles = Narrow-Mouth = Loop Top]; etc.) Right Tote = Rugged = Merriam-Webster's Collegiate Dictionary (11th edition); Webster's New Thesaurus of the English Language; etc.
100% TO THE ATTENTION OFTo Open This Heed Exact Address - Then Try Ensuring Next Toucher Is One Named Only - Finished Tony McCoy O'Grady, who thinks the person who sought this may have been looking for "For the atten..."
85% TO THE MAC LAB!This is Often The Hearty Exclamation of MacGirl As Conundrums Lurk Around Baddies. Angela Brett
100% TOTODILETrainer Of This Ought Dodge Its Labial Embrace Angela Brett (Totodile is Pokemon #158)
100% TOUCHED BY AN ANGELThankful Of Unusual Cherubs Helping Everyones Dreams, Best Yearnings Actually Notices Accompaniment Nurturing Gets Endearing Lessons Jan Morgan -- A television show about angels who solve people's problems, answer prayers, accompany people and teach lessons
100% TOUCHSTONEThe Outwardly Urbane Clown - His Sylvan Tryst Opens New Emotions Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's As You Like It
100% TOWEL DAYThe Occasion When Everybody Loves Douglas Adams. Yay! Angela Brett (International Towel Day, in honour of the late Douglas ADAMS and the superlatively useful towel, is on May 25th - see http://towelday.org for details.)
100% TOWELSTake Off Watery Excess / Liquid Surplus Tony McCoy O'Grady, on TOWEL DAY
100% TOWNIEThis One Will Never Investigate Environment Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% TOYThis Occupies Youngsters Angela Brett
100% TOY (2)To Occupy Youth Jan Morgan
100% TOYOTAThrown Out - You're On The Asphalt Angela Brett
100% TRACKSTARTo Run Around Circles, Kick Sydney To Australia Repetitiously Rico Leffanta
100% TRACYTravels Rarely, Activities Ceased Yesterday Jan Morgan
100% TRACY (2)Treacherous Raunchy Adult Controls Yob Jan Morgan
100% TRACY (3)Tackled Real Addiction Carefully Yesterday Jan Morgan - someone I know
100% TRAFFICThe Roads Are Full - Frustration Is Common. Angela Brett
100% TRAFFIC (2)Tyrants Rushing Around Feeling Ferocious Inside Cars Charlie
91% TRAFFIC JAMTraffic-lights Remaining Amber Frustrate Fellows In Cars - Just A Mess Tony McCoy O'Grady
93% TRAFFIC LIGHTSThey're Red.... At 'Fast Forward' I Could Lickety-split Intersection- Getting Home Terribly Soon Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% TRAINTransporting Resources And Interconnecting Nations Sean Lamb
100% TRAIN (2)Two Rails Are Invariantly Near Angela Brett
100% TRAININGThick Recruits And Inductees Need Instruction, Not Guesswork Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% TRAINING (2)Teaching Responsibility And Integrity, Necessities In Next Generation Angela Brett
100% TRAIN SERVICETracks Run Around Island Nation, So Each Remote Village Is Connected Effectively Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% TRAITSTalk, Read, Apronymise, Improvise, Test, Select/Submit! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. TRAITS = Proper Subset of "Traits of Apronymist."
100% TRAJECTORYThe Rounded Arc Javelins Exhibit / Career Track Of Redundant Yuppie Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% TRANIOTrades Roles And Now Is Overlord Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's The Taming of the Shrew
100% TRANQUIL PLACEThis Room's A Nice Quiet Undisturbed Idyll. Lie Prone, Loosening As Calmness Embraces Angela Brett
93% TRANSIENT ERRORTried Reaching Acronym Network Site, Incurring Error Notice; Temporarily Excluding Rob Rix and Other 'Ronymisers Gavin Lambert (see SITE DOWN?)
100% TRANSITIONTeach Recruits About New Software Incrementally, Try It Out Naturally. Angela Brett
100% TRANSITION (2)To Reach A New Situation, I Think Interim's Obviously Needed Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% TRANSPORTTo Recapture Anthony's Natural Supremacy, Propose One Registers TRANSPORT Tony McCoy O'Grady, along with 38 other TRANSPORT acronyms so that he'd recapture the honour of 'Most expansions of the same word/phrase.'
100% TRANSPORT (2)Trains Running Across Nations Should Proceed On Rigid Tracks. Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% TRANSPORT (3)Tarred Roads Arranged Networkwise Speed Progress Or Rolling Tyres Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% TRANSPORT (4)Those Regulating A National System, Perchance, Optimise Roads & Trains Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% TRANSPORT (5)Tax Receipts Are Normally Subsidising Passengers On Rural Trains Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% TRANSPORT (6)Tourists Regularly And Needlessly Squander Petrol On Recreational Travel Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% TRANSPORT (7)To Restrict A Nation's Silly Peregrinations Often Requires Taxation Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% TRANSPORT (8)To Ruin A Nation's Scenic Properties Organise Roads & Traintracks Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% TRANSPORT (9)Toll Roads Are Not Something People Openly Respond To Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% TRANSPORT (10)Traffic Requires A Nimble Spryness Pedestrians Often Resort To Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% TRANSPORT (11)Those Running Airlines Never Supply Parachutes ... Or Rescue Training Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% TRANSPORT (12)To Reach A Nippy Speed, Prime One's Rocket Thrusters Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% TRANSPORT (13)To Record A New Speed People Operate Rocket Technology Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% TRANSPORT (14)Top Racers Are Now Safely Propelled On Rubber Tyres Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% TRANSPORT (15)They Rumble Across Night Skies - Pockets Of Rolling Thunder Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% TRANSPORT (16)Triple-Riggers Are Now Somewhat Passe Over Routes Traditional Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% TRANSPORT (17)To Really Appreciate Nature, Silently Pedal Over Rugged Terrain Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% TRANSPORT (18)To Reach Altitudes New - Set Perpendicular One Rocket's Trajectory Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% TRANSPORT (19)Though Rollerblades Are New, Skates' Popularity Outdates Recent Technology Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% TRANSPORT (20)Through Recklessly Abusing Narcotics Swimmers Pump Out Record Times Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% TRANSPORT (21)Thermals Rise, Allowing Navigators Soar Powerlessly Over Rolling Territory Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% TRANSPORT (22)To Race Against Norwegians Scott's Polar Outfit Risked Themselves Tony McCoy O'Grady
90% TRANSPORT (23)These Roundels Are No-longer Solid - Pneumatics Offer Relative Tranquility Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% TRANSPORT (24)The Rapidity Achieved Nowadays Supersedes Previous Outrageous Record Times Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% TRANSPORT (25)To Rebel Against Nature's 'Suction' - Parachute Opens Resisting Terminalvelocity Tony McCoy O'Grady

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