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INKWELLI'll Now Keep Writing, Employing Lampblack Liquid Tony
Household Objects
IN LAWI Never Loved Anyone Worse Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Family
INMATEI've Not Murdered Anyone (This Evening) Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Criminals
INMATE (2)"It's Not Mine!" A Thief Exclaimed Patricia Rix
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Criminals
INMATE (3)Incarceration Normally Makes A Thug Embittered Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Criminals
IN MY ARROGANT OPINIONI Never! May Your Absolutely Ridiculous Ruminations Oppose Greatness? Are Not Thinking, One Presumes; I Need Idiotic Opinions Not! Gavin Lambert
Assorted Phrases
People & Relationships:Thoughts
INNER CHILDInnate Nurturing Now Essential, Revered Cautious Hidden Id Lives Disabled Jan Morgan
People & Relationships
INNOCENTInjustice Needs No Obviously Convincing Evidence ---- Nail Tony! Tony McCoy O'Grady (see GUILTY)
Communication:Acronyms Forums:Mystery Posters
INNUENDON'TIt's Not Naughty Unless Explicitly Nasty, Decency & Openness Not Threatened Tony McCoy O'Grady, in response to PORNOTGRAPHIC. This means that Pornotgraphy would be visual, while Innuendon't would be aural. The Pornotgraphy has overtones of photography in there also.
Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
INQUISITIONI Never Quite Understood It... So Is This It, Or Not? Angela Brett
Communication
IN RETROSPECT, I AGREE WITH YOUI Never Really Expected To Receive 'Onor. Some People Esteem Calendar Turnovers, I Ambitiously Grasped - Recklessly Expecting Equality With Irish Tony, Had You Only Understood! Tony McCoy O'Grady, acronymising what Jeff said when Angela explained (on the Acronyms forums) why he wouldn't get an honour for the first acronym in 2002.
Communication:Acronyms Forums
INSIt's Now Security Sean Lamb (INS was the Immigration and Naturalization Service in the US until it merged into the DHS [Department of Homeland Security])
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
People & Relationships:Law & Order
INSANEI Never Spoke Any Nonsense Either! Rico Leffanta
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments:Mental Illness
INSANELY-GREAT.COMInternet Niche Showing Apple's Next Electronic Leap. Your G3s Rule, Endangering All The Companies Opposing Macintosh. Angela Brett and Dustan Dowsing... and yes there is a Mac website at http://www.insanely-great.com.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
Computers:Internet:URLs
INSANELY GREAT MACInnovative New Software Advancing New Electronic Lifestyle. You've Greatly Revolutionised Electronics... Apple Technology Makes A Comeback! Angela Brett and Dustan Dowsing. (Steve Jobs described the Macintosh as being insanely great way back before it was even out of the bag, and we agree with him!)
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
INSANITYIt's Not Socially Acceptable, Never Is, Thank You. Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments:Mental Illness
INSOMNIAI Need Sleep! Obviously My Nocturnal Inability's Annoying. Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
INSOMNIA (2)I Never Slept One Minute - Now I'm Awake! Melanie Merswolke and Patricia Rix
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
INSPECIFICIt's Not Strictly Perfect Expansion - Created In Friggin' Infinitesimal Chronos! Angela Brett, when Bern complained about her use of 'Inspecific' in GENERIC.
Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words
INSPIRATIONI Need Some! Please Invent Rousing Acronyms To Inspire Others... Now! Angela Brett
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
INSPIRATION (2)Innate Notion, Spritual Perspective In Respectable Approach To Instinct, Obviously Natural Jan Morgan
People & Relationships
INSPIRATIONALInnate Notion, Spiritual Perspective In Respectable Approach To Instinct, Obviously Natural Ability Lavished Jan Morgan
People & Relationships
INSPIREDInspired: Nurturing Spirit Presented Infinite's Redemption / Emmanuel’s Desire Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Religion
People & Relationships:Thoughts
INSTANT FAMEImmediate Notoriety, Simply Tack Advertising Nonsense To Forums And Miff Everybody! Angela Brett, when somebody spammed the Apronyms Forums about a website promising 'instant fame', where the fame was no more than having your name on a website... something you could achieve by posting a message on the forums. I don't recommend spamming the forums, however, please post something constructive instead.
Communication:Acronyms Forums
INSTANT FAME (2)I'll Now Spam To Attract Nitwits To Find About My Eminence Angela Brett, when somebody spammed the Apronyms Forums about a website promising 'instant fame', where the fame was no more than having your name on a website. The site appeared to be run by the Yellow Pages, and as I doubt they would resort to forum-spam for advertising, I can only assume the poster was trying to attract people to the site in order to increase his or her own 'fame'. Although, if having your name on a website counts as fame, then the simple act of posting on the forums gave just as much fame as the fame website itself.
Communication:Acronyms Forums
INSTANT FAME (3)"I'm Not Stupid... To Achieve Notoriety, Try Forming Apronyms." -- Miss Expansion 2003 Angela Brett, when somebody spammed the Apronyms Forums about a website promising 'instant fame', where the fame was no more than having your name on the website. If having your name on a website counts as fame, then a much better way to get famous is to submit apronyms to this site. (Note that this apronym was added in 2005... but I haven't added many apronyms recently so I won't claim that fictitious title for this year.)
Communication:Acronyms Forums
INSTANT MESSAGINGImmediate Notes Speeding To Anothers Note Typing Memos, Every Second So Answers Get Instantaneous Notice Gaddingabout Jan Morgan
Computers:Internet
INSULIN BALANCE TRIALI Need Sugar Undersupply Like I Need Broken Arms... Leg Amputation, Near Coma, Every Time Risking Injury And Life Angela Brett, responding to an unsuccessful search of the site - it's so unsuccessful that even searching for the phrase on GOOGLE only brings up the Apronyms Unsuccessful Searches page. This could have been done better if the searcher had expanded on what s/he was looking for.
Science:Biology
INSURANCEInvestment Needed Should User Risk Accidental Nasty Chance Event Tony McCoy O'Grady
Commerce
INTIt's Neatly Truncated Angela Brett, when she had half an hour to spare in a C programming test. (In C, an int is a kind of variable which holds an integer, and values put into one get truncated.)
Computers:Programming:C variable types
INT (2)Its Name's Truncated Angela Brett, because int is short for integer.
Computers:Programming:C variable types
INT (3)I'm Not Telling As a programmer, it's sometimes hard to figure out what value a particular variable holds (or is supposed to hold).
Computers:Programming:C variable types
INTEGERSInclude Naturals - They Even Generate External Rational Set. Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics:Number sets
INTEGRATION PROJECTIt's Not Too Easy Getting Result... Adding That Infinity Of Negligible Parts. Relying On Just Exhaustive Calculation's Terrible! Angela Brett, when somebody searched for that phrase on the Acronyms website.
Science:Mathematics
INTELInvest Nothing, They'll Eventually Lose. Angela Brett, after Steve said that he wouldn't invest any money in Intel because he doesn't think they innovate any more.
Computers
Commerce:Companies
INTENSITYInitial Nude Tryst Elicits Nervousness... Should I Touch You? Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
INTENSITY (2)I Never Thought, Except Now, Suddenly, I Think: "You!" Patricia Rix
People & Relationships
INTERNATIONAL DEVELOPMENT CONSULTINGIt's Not That Easy, Remembering Natives All Think In Own National Affectations. Language Dictates Ethnic Viewpoints, Every Line Of Program Must Echo Numerous Thoughts Concurrently, Or Numerous Separate UIs Litter The IDE... Nothing Generalised. Angela Brett, thinking of specifically of international software development.
Science:Linguistics
Computers:Programming
INTERNET (2)International Non-Tangible Ethereal Reticule Neatly Encapsulating Technology Tony McCoy O'Grady
Computers:Internet
INTERNET (3)I Need To Email Romantic Notes Everywhere Tonight Rico Leffanta
Computers:Internet
INTERRACIALIt's Nice To Experience Relations Ranging Across Cultures - It Augments Life TMcCO'G
People & Relationships:Nationalities & Races
INTIMIDATORIntrusive Nasty Thug Is Most Intense, Displaying Aggression & Threats Of Revenge Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships
INTRODUCING LONGHORNIt's Not That. Really, OpenStep-Descended Unix Clone. Implementors Now Gawk -- Lots Of New Goodies: H.264, Overvoicing, RSS. Neat! Jeff Anonymous, in reference to a humorous banner hanging at WWDC 2004, which actually brags on new advanced features (including the H.264 video codec, the VoiceOver spoken interface, and RSS syndication in Safari) in Tiger, which will probably be version 10.4 of the Mac OS.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
INVALIDInane Nonsense: Verily, A Logically? Inferred Deprivation Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Assorted Adjectives
INVALID (2)I Need Ventilator And Live In Diapers Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Healthcare
INVASION OF IRAQInvasion Now Viewed American Solution - Importantly, Only Nations Of Fundamentalist Islamic Religious Arabs Qualify Chris Kjelgaard
Military:War & Terrorism
INVASION OF IRAQ (2)Iraq's Never-Valorous Army Soon Imploded - Only, Now, Occupying Forces Infer Reactionaries Aren't Quelled! Chris Kjelgaard
Military:War & Terrorism
INVEIGHI Never Voice Exceptions In Good Humour Rico Leffanta
Assorted Verbs
INVOLVINGI Need Vulnerability, Or Looming Violence Is Not Gainful. Angela Brett - this one came about because in response to her LOVING on the forums, Tony said '"..or 'Involving'" thus creating LOVING (2). Angela briefly expected to see an expansion for INVOLVING using the same words as the LOVING expansion. All this LOVING is beginning to make it seem like FORUM POST (2) is not far from the truth.
People & Relationships:Abuse
IN YOUR DREAMSI'm Next - You Offered Us Reciprocal Delightful Rubbing, Expressed As "Massage Swapping" Tony McCoy O'Grady, when he defended MASSAGE THERAPY (3) (Which Patricia thought more suited to a massage parlour - see DIFFERENTLY WELL) by saying "I was thinking a couple massaging each other in turns and finding it arousing." Patricia responded with, "But surely, only the first person to be massaged actually gets a massage! Do an acronym on that subject, please." Tony suggested that they can take it in turns, which prompted Patricia to give '"In Your Dreams" as the candidate for expansion.
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
Sports & Recreation:Relaxation
IODINEIn Ocean Depths It's Never Ending Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry:Elements
IOMEGAI Own Marvellous External Gigabyte Accessory. Angela Brett
Computers
Commerce:Companies
IOMEGA (2)Input/ Output, My Electronic Gargantuan Accesses. Jeff Anonymous
Computers
Commerce:Companies
IONICInstead Of Neutral, It's Charged. Angela Brett
Science:Chemistry
I/O PORTInternal Organs Panicking Over Recycled Trash Dundee
Computers:Do Not Eat
IOWAIt's Out West America Angela Brett
Places:States & Regions
IOWA (2)Idiots On Weird Arable wishes
Places:States & Regions
IOWA (3)Individuals Offered Wool, Amanas Jan Morgan - German religious Colony (amanas) offered woolens, wine, furniture and baked goods
Places:States & Regions
IPERSONIntelligent People Err Rarely, Sometimes, Or Never joybutton, because Angela was on IRC at the time with the nick iPerson.
Names:Acronymists
I.P. FREELYI'm Passing Fluids Regularly - Everything Everywhere Looks Yellow! Ben Dover
Names:Prank Calls
IPODIt's Portable, Omniuseful Disk Angela Brett, referring to Apple's 'iPod' mp3 player which doubles as a firewire hard disk.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
IPOD (2)I Paid - One Deposit Angela Brett, at 1a.m, after transferring some money to buy an Apple iPod. (Online banking should have safeguards in place to stop people from spending large amounts of money while they're half asleep!)
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
IPOD (3)Impulse Purchase? Oh, Dear! Angela Brett, who did actually think for a while before buying an iPod, but it's still dear!
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
IPOD (4)I[']m Patient (One Day!) Angela Brett, who ordered an iPod this morning and expects to receive it tomorrow.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
IPOD (5)Incredible Piece Of Design Angela Brett, a few hours after her iPod arrived.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
IPOD (6)Ideal; Play-On-Demand Angela Brett, in response to FM and AM (2)
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
IPOD (7)I'd Put One's Diapason Angela Brett, who assumes that eating an iPod would cause intestinal problems. (I have never heard the word diapason spoken, I hope it sounds similar enough to 'diapers on' to make this work.)
Computers:Do Not Eat
IPOD PHOTOIn Pictures Or Diapason, Person Has Obviously Taken Overdose Angela Brett
Computers:Do Not Eat
IPOD SHUFFLEIt Pains Our Digestive Systems Horribly. Unhealthy For Feeder's 'Low End' Angela Brett, on noticing that Apple's page on the new low-end iPod, the iPod Shuffle, bears the recommendation, 'Do not eat iPod shuffle.'
Computers:Do Not Eat
IPOD SHUFFLE (2)I Put One Down 'Sophagus & Hawked Up Foul & Foetid Liquid Emetically Tony (see IPOD SHUFFLE)
Computers:Do Not Eat
IQ SCOREIrrelevant(?) Questionnaire Shows Cleverness Or Retardation, Evidently. Angela Brett, who probably shouldn't criticise IQ tests since she has a particularly high IQ. They are relevant, I think, but there are some elements of cleverness they don't measure.
People & Relationships:Thoughts
IRANIslamic Republic, Asian Nation. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
IRAQInternal Revolts Are Quelled. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
IRAQ (2)It Riles America's Queen Angela Brett - by 'Queen' I mean president... when it comes to Q words, gender isn't important! (perhaps that's why QUEER starts with Q)
Places:Countries
IRAQ (3)It Really Ain't Quiet W. Kline
Places:Countries
IRAQIInvaders' Reasoning: Al Qaeda Implicit Chris Kjelgaard
People & Relationships:Nationalities & Races
Military:War & Terrorism
IRASIntrigues Romantically Around Soothsayer Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Julius Caesar and Antony and Cleopatra
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Antony and Cleopatra
I REALLY NEED TO GO PEEPEEIn Relief Emergency A Lavatory's Located. You Now Elbow Every Door To Openly Gain Occupancy. Painfully Each's Engaged - Piddle Erupts Everywhere Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Phrases
IRELANDIndependent Republic, English Lodgers Are Nearly Dislodged! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
IRELAND (2)Inspiringly Rich Emerald Living Area, Nice Destination Jan Morgan
Places:Countries
IRENEI Rarely Expand Names <- Exception Angela Brett
Names:First names:Female
IRIDIUMIts Rainbowness Is Displayed In Useful Mixtures. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry:Elements
IRISIn Rainbows Is Speed Rico Leffanta
Religion:Roman Gods & Goddesses
IRISHIreland Reaching Into Southern Hemisphere Tony McCoy O'Grady, describing our KIWI friendship
People & Relationships:Nationalities & Races
IRISH (2)Ignorant Rogues In Shamrock Highlands Mary Carr
People & Relationships:Nationalities & Races
IRONIt Rusts, Oh No! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry:Elements
IRON (3)I Respect Otherhalf Now. Angela Brett
Time:Special Occasions:Wedding Anniversaries
IRON (4)Initiate Reproduction, Or Never! Angela Brett
Time:Special Occasions:Wedding Anniversaries
IRON (5)Initial Romance Over Now Angela Brett
Time:Special Occasions:Wedding Anniversaries
IRON (6)Idly Reflect On Nuptials Angela Brett
Time:Special Occasions:Wedding Anniversaries
IRSIncome Retrieval Service Sean Lamb (who just finished filing his 2003 tax return)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Commerce
ISImplies Status Edwin Hermann, referring to the usual meaning of IS, Information Systems.
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers
IS (2)Inexplicably So Jeff Anonymous, when he capitalised IS in 'This one IS Tony'.
Main
IS AInheritance Shown Articulately Angela Brett, when a C++ lecturer mentioned that the idea of inheritance in object oriented programming (and elsewhere) is based around the phrase 'is a'. e.g. 'A mouse is a mammal' or 'A mammal is a living creature'.
Computers:Programming
ISAACIllustrious Scifi Author's Always Creative Sean Lamb (that's Isaac as in Isaac Asimov, of course)
Art & Literature:Writers
ISAAC (2)Is Sacrificed Adolescent, Actually Conserved Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Male
Religion
ISABELLAIntercession Succeeds And Brother's Eventually Let Loose Again Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Measure for Measure
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Measure for Measure
ISCHISAURUSIt Should Call Herrerasaurus Its Sister, Although Uncertain Relationship's Under Speculation Angela Brett (There is speculation that Ischisaurus may actually be the same genus as Herrerasaurus.)
Science:Biology:Animals:Dinosaurs
ISDNIt's So Darn Neat! Angela Brett
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Internet
ISDN (2)It Still Does Nothing Acronymous Anonymous
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Internet
ISDN (3)I See Dollars Now Chuck Banks
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Internet
ISDN (4)Is Someone Dreaming Nonsense? Chuck Banks
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Internet
ISEULTIrish Sweetheart, Enchanted Unto Lover Tristram Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Myths & Legends:Arthurian Legend
ISISIs She Immortally Superior? Rico Leffanta
Religion
ISOInitials Seem Off Angela Brett (ISO usually means International Organization for Standardization, so it seems as though its abbreviation should be IOS. However, ISO is not an acronym... as explained at http://www.iso.org/iso/en/aboutiso/introduction/index.html#three)
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
ISO (2)Initials Swapped Over? Angela Brett (ISO usually means International Organization for Standardization, so it seems as though its abbreviation should be IOS. However, ISO is not an acronym... as explained at http://www.iso.org/iso/en/aboutiso/introduction/index.html#three)
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
ISOMETRIESImages Simulate Originals, Mostly. Examples: Translations, Rotations Imitate Exact Shape Angela Brett. (An isometry is a plane transformation which preserves distances, and therefore shapes of figures.)
Science:Mathematics:Geometry
ISP (2)It Starves, Profitless Angela Brett, as a modification of Jeff's ISP.
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Internet
Commerce
ISP (3)It's Slow & Pathetic Tony McCoy O'Grady
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Internet
ISP (4)Intermittent Squeaky Pauses Tony McCoy O'Grady
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Internet
ISP (5)It Shan't Prevail! Angela Brett, referring to Jeff's ISP
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Commerce
ISP (6)I'm Sorely Peeved! Tony McCoy O'Grady, in reference to Jeff's ISP
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Internet
Commerce
ISP (7)Internet Stopper Plugged Jeff Anonymous (in reference to what'll happen when @home finally does go down the loo...well, I have AOL on the side just in case)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Internet
Commerce
ISP (8)It Seeks Profit Jeff Anonymous, as a modification of ISP
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Internet
Commerce
ISRAELIt's Still Really Arab-Encompassed Land Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
ISRAEL (2)International Saga Recounting Arab Eras Lost Rico Leffanta
Places:Countries
ISSUR DANIELOVITCHIt Seems So Useless Remembering Duty Almost Never Interrupts Enjoying Lots Of Virgins Itching To Collar Him Rico Leffanta (Issur Danielovitch is better known as Kirk Douglas)
Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses:Little known real names
IS THIS A STRANGE PREOCCUPATION? OR WHAT?It's Suggested Tony Has Interesting (Strange And Suggestive?) Tendencies - Really! A Natural Gentleman Elegantly & Properly Resists Exposing Overt Clothing Concerns. Unpleasant People Are Teasing, I Opine. Normally Only Rogueish Women Hiss At Tony Tony McCoy O'Grady, after Patricia asked that very question when Tony demonstrated his familiarity with women's undergarments with his WONDERBRA (3).
Communication:Acronyms Forums
Household Objects:Clothing:Underwear
ITIntensive Touching Tony McCoy O'Grady. Angela had quoted a student telling a friend to 'do it in the Mac lab.' Tony asked whether these two students were of opposite sexes, to which Angela replied that they weren't thinking of doing *it*, probably just doing I.T.
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
IT (2)Ivory Tower Rico Leffanta (referring to information technology, of course)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers
IT AIN'T OVER UNTIL IT'S OVERI'm Told Anything Is Not Terminated, Or Verifiably Ended Reliably, Unless No Tangible Indicators Linger. If This Seems Overly Verbose, Express Regret Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Phrases:Sayings
ITALICSIndolent's Typographical Additive Littering Immeasurable Current Sentences Kenneth T. Davis -- giving back to an application I love -- no, distraction from present writing project
Communication
ITALYIntensely Tactile And Lecherous! Yes? Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
IT CAN BE AS LONG AS YOU LIKE AS LONG AS YOU ACRONYMISE ITI Think Championship Acronyms Need Bigness! Especially Astounding Samples Live On, Never Growing Aged, Surviving Years Of Uncontested Laughter Inducement. Keen, Eager Acronymists Should Laugh Off Newly Generated Attempts. Stretching Your Offering Usually Assures Colleagues Recognition - Only Note.... You Must Individually Spell Each Item Therein Tony McCoy O'Grady, acronymising Angela's response to his question about how long the description on the page listing his acronyms could be.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
Words & Wordplay:Ridiculously long apronyms
ITCHIrritation That Craves Hurt Angela Brett, since we get rid of an itching sensation by scratching and making it hurt instead.
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
ITCH (2)Incredibly Troubling Cutaneous Hypersensitivity Word Nerd
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
ITEMIndividually Tally! Expertly Market! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Assorted Nouns
IT IS HOT OUTI Think It's So Hot Out That Our Underwear's Tropical Sean Lamb (I am reminded of the scene in "Good Morning Viet Nam" where Robin Williams is telling his radio listeners how hot it was that day)
Science:Meteorology
IT'S RUDE TO POINTIt's Totally So Repulsive, Using Digit Extended Towards One Person's Objectional! It's Not Tactful Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Advice
ITS SO COOL!!If They Spam Several Other Communities Online, Others'll Look! Angela Brett, expanding the capitalised phrase (complete with bad punctuation) in the INSTANT FAME forum spam.
Communication:Acronyms Forums
IT'S THE ECONOMY, STUPIDI Think State's Taxing Heavily, Even Employers Cannot Offer New Offices. Maybe You Simply Think Unemployment Punishes Impious Denominations. Angela Brett
Religion
Commerce
IVANA TINKLEI'm Very Agonised, Needing A Toilet. I'll Not Keep Legs Entwined Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:Prank Calls
I'VE FALLEN (2)I'm Virtually Embracing Flooring, And Lack Levitation-Enabling Needs Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Phrases
I VENTURE TO SAYI'm Very Eager Not To Undertake Rule Elucidation - They're Only Standard Acronymic Yardsticks Tony McCoy O'Grady, in response to the suggestion that we collate all the rules in THE ACRONYMISTS' CHARTER.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
IVO LEVIIf Virgin Offers, Let's Enjoy Venery Intimately Rico Leffanta (Ivo Levi is better known as Yves Montand)
Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses:Little known real names
IVORY (2)Intact Vows Of Respecting You Angela Brett, referring to what is traditionally the ivory (14th) wedding anniversary.
Time:Special Occasions:Wedding Anniversaries
IVYIt's Viny, Yes? Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Plants
IVY (2)Interloping Vine Yardage Rico Leffanta
Science:Biology:Plants
IVY (3)In Vacant Yards Roger Williams
Science:Biology:Plants
IVY (4)Is Vine, Yonder Jan Morgan
Science:Biology:Plants
I WANT MY MACInternational Web Access Not There - Mailing You May Also Cost. Angela Brett, when she was without her Mac and could only look at national websites on the university Macs.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
I WANT MY MAC BACKIrate Wish About New Technology - Macintosh Yearnings May Actually Create Badtemperedness And Cause Killings. Tony McCoy O'Grady, after Angela complained about her Mac having been in Mac-hospital for over a week getting extra RAM. (See SCANNER.) He then commented: "You know how these crazed teenagers grab the nearest gun and go on a rampage when they get upset by something? Don't let it happen to you."
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
I WANT MY MAC BACK (2)It's Wicked And Needless, That Mad Young Man Actually Cannot Be Apple Computer Kind Tony McCoy O'Grady
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
I WANT MY MAC TOOIncoherent Windoze Applications Necessitate Training - Meanwhile Your Mac's Already Completed The Obvious Operations. Angela Brett
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
I WAS JOKINGIt Was A Silly Jest, Over Killed. It Never Gelled. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Phrases
Laughter
I WAS TIREDI Went And Said Things I Regret; Excuse Delivered. Angela Brett
Assorted Phrases
IWIIncreased Whanau, Ivory Angela Brett (Iwi means either 'tribe' or 'bone' in Maori, Whanau means 'family')
Science:Biology:Body Parts
People & Relationships:Family
Science:Linguistics:Maori Words
I WONDERIs Wisdom Often Needed During Extended Reflection? Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Thoughts
IZACI'm Zealous About Compactness Angela Brett - iZac is my Newton MessagePad 110, which works surprisingly well since it's only the second model in a long-discontinued series. iZac's web page is at http://acronyms.co.nz/angela/mac/iZac.html
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware:Angela's Apples
IZZARDIt's Zed. Zounds! Apronyms Rarely Disappoint! Sean Lamb (dictionary.com defines izzard simply as "The letter z.")
Science:Linguistics

previous apronyms beginning with I