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| 100% | MALES (2) | Many Are Lacking Experience Socially |
Steve Keate People & Relationships:Genderalisations People & Relationships:Genderalisations |
| 100% | MALES (3) | Most Are Lazy - Expect Slaves. |
Steve Keate People & Relationships:Genderalisations People & Relationships:Genderalisations |
| 100% | MALES (5) | Machismo Attitudes, Larger Egos, Stupid |
Steve Keate and Angela Brett People & Relationships:Genderalisations People & Relationships:Genderalisations |
| 100% | MALES (6) | Morning After, Leave. Enforcing Stereotypes. |
Steve Keate People & Relationships:Genderalisations People & Relationships:Genderalisations |
| 100% | MARIJUANA | Mind-Altering Recreational Inhalant - Joints Usually Are Not Approved |
Steve Keate and Angela Brett Drugs:Cannabis Drugs:Cannabis |
| 100% | MENSA (3) | Mental Elitists Need Segregated Association |
Steve Keate People & Relationships:Thoughts People & Relationships:Thoughts |
| 100% | MENSA (4) | Monstrous Egos Necessitate Superficial Authority |
Steve Keate People & Relationships:Thoughts People & Relationships:Thoughts |
| 100% | MICROSOFT (8) | Media Imbeciles Continually Rabbit On, Sold On Failed Technology. |
Steve Keate Computers:Windows Computers:Windows |
| 100% | MOA | Maori Over-Ate |
Steve Keate Science:Biology:Animals:Birds Science:Biology:Animals:Birds |
| 100% | MODEL (2) | Men Only Date Easy Lays |
Steve Keate People & Relationships:Love & Lust People & Relationships:Love & Lust People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations |
| 100% | MODEL (3) | Mad Obsessive Dieting, Eating Laxatives. |
Steve Keate and Angela Brett People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations |
| 100% | MODEL (4) | Materialism Over-Done, Expensive Looking. |
Steve Keate People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations |
| 100% | MOTHERBOARD (3) | Makes One's Teeth Hurt, Eventually Removing Broken Ones, And Requiring Dentist. |
Steve Keate (using Angela's MOTH) Computers:Do Not Eat Computers:Do Not Eat |
| 100% | MYBOOK | Many Yippees Born Out Of Kleptomania! |
Angela Brett - myBook was given to me by Steve WOZNIAK after DIFFERENT THOUGHT was sort of stolen - see also IBOOK (7). myBook's web pages are at http://acronyms.co.nz/angela/mac/myBook/ Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware:Angela's Apples Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware:Angela's Apples |
| 100% | NO | Not Ordinarily |
Steve Keate, after being asked if he had anything better to do than acronymise. Communication:Yesses And Noes Communication:Yesses And Noes |
| 100% | NOSE | Not Only Supporting Eyewear |
Steve Keate and Angela Brett Science:Biology:Body Parts Science:Biology:Body Parts |
| 100% | NOSE (2) | Number One Sinus Exhaust |
Steve Keate and Angela Brett Science:Biology:Body Parts Science:Biology:Body Parts |
| 100% | ONANISM (2) | Objects Normally Aren't Nuns... Isn't 'Semenary', Mate! |
Steve Keate and Angela Brett People & Relationships:Love & Lust People & Relationships:Love & Lust |
| 100% | PAINT | Palate Assaulted, It's Not Tasty |
Steve Keate Food & Drink Food & Drink |
| 100% | PAINT (2) | Pleasing And Incredibly Nutritious. Truely. |
Steve Keate, balancing his negative PAINT expansion after reading Tony's GLOSS etc. Food & Drink:Home(-cooked) Improvement:Paint Food & Drink:Home(-cooked) Improvement:Paint |
| 100% | PC (6) | Please Crush! |
Steve Keate Re-expansions of existing acronyms Re-expansions of existing acronyms Computers:Windows Computers:Windows |
| 100% | PC USER | Perfect Consumer - Uses Some Expensive Rubbish |
Steve Keate Computers:Windows Computers:Windows |
| 100% | PING | Probably Instigating No Good. |
Steve Keate, while wondering while people online were pinging him. Computers:Internet Computers:Internet |
| 100% | POLICE (2) | Persecution Officers Like Intimidating Citizens Excessively |
Steve Keate People & Relationships:Law & Order:Occupations People & Relationships:Law & Order:Occupations |
| 100% | POLICE (4) | Pigs On Lookout In Cars Everywhere |
Steve Keate People & Relationships:Law & Order:Occupations People & Relationships:Law & Order:Occupations |
| 100% | POLICE STATION | Place Of Lies, Injuries Coerce Explanation. Suddenly They Are Terminating Investigation - Oh No! |
Steve Keate and Angela Brett People & Relationships:Law & Order People & Relationships:Law & Order Places:Buildings Places:Buildings |
| 100% | POOPHOLE | P*ss Off, Offensive People... Hardly One Lecherous Expansion |
Steve Keate, when someone searched acronyms.co.nz for 'poophole' and some ruder words. Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms |
| 100% | POPSICLE | Pretty Often, People Suck Ice-Cold Lollies Eagerly. |
Steve Keate and Angela Brett Food & Drink:Confectionery Food & Drink:Confectionery |
| 100% | POPSICLE (2) | Pathetic, Over-Priced, Slimy Ice Causes Little Excitement. |
Steve Keate Food & Drink:Confectionery Food & Drink:Confectionery |
| 100% | POST | Press OK Single Time. |
Steve Keate, after he accidentally posted the same message twice on the forums. Communication:Acronyms Forums Communication:Acronyms Forums |
| 100% | POT | Police Often Take |
Angela Brett and Steve Keate Drugs:Cannabis Drugs:Cannabis |
| 100% | POT (2) | Please Offer Toke |
Steve Keate Drugs:Cannabis Drugs:Cannabis |
| 100% | POT (4) | Parliament Outlawed This |
Steve Keate Drugs:Cannabis Drugs:Cannabis |
| 100% | RACE (3) | Rapid Acronymising Crushes Eric |
Steve Keate, on hearing that Eric was about to overtake him on the ACRONYMS hall of fame. Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms |
| 100% | RAPE | Rascal Assaults, Penetrates Eagerly. |
Steve Keate People & Relationships:Law & Order People & Relationships:Law & Order |
| 100% | REVOLTING (3) | Retailing Emasculated Vagina On Local Toilets Is Normally Grotesque. |
Steve Keate and Angela Brett Assorted Adjectives Assorted Adjectives |
| 100% | ROHYPNOL | Rapists Often Have Your Phone Number - Over Later! |
Steve Keate and Angela Brett. (Rohypnol is a tranquiliser which has been linked with date rapes.) Drugs Drugs |
| 100% | ROHYPNOL (2) | Randy Old Hack Yields Pharmaceuticals Numbing Obstinate Ladies |
Steve Keate and Angela Brett Drugs Drugs |
| 100% | ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING | Rolling Over Laughing Loudly, It's Not Good Over Night To Happily Exude Frenzied Laughter On One's Rug, Loud And Uncontrollable Good Humour Irritates Neighbouring Grandma. |
Steve Keate and Angela Brett Laughter Laughter |
| 100% | SAFARI (2) | Small And Fast And Relatively Incorrect |
Angela Brett, when Steve said, 'Chimera is small, fast and correct. Safari is smaller, faster and incorrect.' Computers:Internet:Web browsers Computers:Internet:Web browsers |
| 92% | SAFETY PHIRST | Superhero Application Form Ensures That You're Protected by Honest Individuals Respecting Superhero Tradition. |
Angela Brett. This is the sign above Commissioner Steve's door, as he processes the Superhero Application Forms. (See the ADVENTUREs of MacGirl and KEYBOARD, episode #1) MacGirl & KeyBoard MacGirl & KeyBoard |
| 100% | SCONE | Stale Clump Of Non-Edibility |
Angela Brett, when Steve tried to find some food at the UNIVERSITY cafeteria and found that the only vaguely edible thing they had was some stale scones. Food & Drink Food & Drink |
| 100% | SCREEN | Somewhat Coarse, Rarely Eaten. Explains Nausea. |
Steve Keate (see DONGLE (3)) Computers:Do Not Eat Computers:Do Not Eat |
| 100% | SEX | Something Else Xtraordinary |
Steve Keate, after being asked what comes after INFATUATION. People & Relationships:Love & Lust People & Relationships:Love & Lust |
| 100% | SLUT (2) | She Lustily Undoes Top |
Steve Keate People & Relationships:Love & Lust People & Relationships:Love & Lust |
| 100% | SORBITOL | Sugar's Obviously Really Bad, Instead This Overpressures Lobes |
Steve Keate Food & Drink:Condiments Food & Drink:Condiments |
| 100% | SOS | Side Open, Sinking |
Steve Keate People & Relationships:Disaster People & Relationships:Disaster |
| 100% | SOS (2) | Some Obscure Signal |
Steve Keate People & Relationships:Disaster People & Relationships:Disaster |
| 100% | SOS (3) | Several Obituaries Soon |
Steve Keate People & Relationships:Disaster People & Relationships:Disaster |
| 100% | SOS (4) | Signal Of Stress |
Steve Keate People & Relationships:Disaster People & Relationships:Disaster |
| 100% | SOS (5) | Sea Opened, Swallowed |
Steve Keate People & Relationships:Disaster People & Relationships:Disaster |
| 100% | SOS (12) | Sh*tting Our Selves! |
Angela Brett and Steve Keate People & Relationships:Disaster People & Relationships:Disaster |
| 100% | SPAM (2) | Stupid People Are Many |
Steve Keate, referring to the people who mindlessly forward spam. Computers:Internet Computers:Internet |
| 100% | SPAM (4) | Sanity Prevailed, Ate Meat. |
Steve Keate Food & Drink Food & Drink |
| 100% | SPAM (5) | Sludge Passing As Meat |
Steve Keate Food & Drink Food & Drink |
| 100% | SPAM (6) | Supposedly Particles Are Meat |
Steve Keate Food & Drink Food & Drink |
| 100% | SPARC | Sun's Particularly Amazing Research Creation |
Steve Keate and Angela Brett Computers Computers |
| 100% | SPLEEN | Strange, Perplexing Little Entity... Explanation Needed |
Steve Keate and Angela Brett Science:Biology:Body Parts Science:Biology:Body Parts |
| 100% | STEVE | Swings To Extremes Very Erratically. |
Angela Brett, describing Steve Jobs according to what she's read about him. (If he happens to be reading this... hey, no offense... oh great, all-powerful iCEO (who owns lots of G3s and therefore deserves my respect.) You're doing a great job, just as long as you don't can HyperCard. :) Computers:Macintosh & Newton Computers:Macintosh & Newton Names:Famous people Names:Famous people |
| 83% | STEVE (2) | Society of Technical Extraordinaires, Virtually Everywhere. |
Steve Keate, because there are so many Steves involved in the computer industry. Names:First names:Male Names:First names:Male |
| 100% | STEVE (4) | Somebody That Expands 'Volvo' Evilly |
Angela Brett, after Steve expanded VOLVO Names:Acronymists Names:Acronymists |
| 100% | STEVE (6) | Served Tepid, Everyday Vegetable Ensemble |
Angela Brett (this describes Steve K's taste in vegetables, but not his personality! Well, perhaps he can be vegetative but not tepid) Names:You Are What You Eat Names:You Are What You Eat |
| 100% | STEVE JOBS | Saved The Empire - Very Embarrassingly Judged Opinion 'Bull-Sh*t' |
Tony McCoy O'Grady (Steve Jobs said that rumours of HyerCard's demise were b*llsh*t, when the project had already been shelved, if not actually killed off.) Computers:Macintosh & Newton Computers:Macintosh & Newton Names:Famous people Names:Famous people |
| 92% | STEVE WOZNIAK | Started To Engineer Various Electronic Wizardry (Often Zany New Inventions) As a Kid. |
Angela Brett, who thought she ought to do one for Steve Wozniak after reading LINUS TORVALDS Computers:Macintosh & Newton Computers:Macintosh & Newton Names:Famous people Names:Famous people |
| 100% | SUICIDE | So Unhappy I Could Invent Deadly Exit |
Steve Keate People & Relationships:Emotions People & Relationships:Emotions People & Relationships:Death People & Relationships:Death |
| 100% | USUAL WAY TO DO THINGS | Unvaried Style Undoubtably Averts Laughter. Why Aren't You Trying Out Different Organisational Tactics? Have Innovative & New Goals, Steve! |
Angela Brett... referring, of course, not to Steve Jobs, Steve Wozniak, or Commissioner Steve, but the Steve whatsisname who is the CEO of Microsloth. Assorted Phrases Assorted Phrases Computers:Windows Computers:Windows |
| 100% | VAGINA (2) | Very Accomodating, Good In Numerous Applications |
Matthew Oram and Steve Keate Science:Biology:Body Parts Science:Biology:Body Parts |
| 100% | VERSICHERUNG | Virtually Everyone Requires Some Insurance. Can't Have Everything Right Unconditionally - Nobody's God! |
Steve Keate (Versicherung is German for 'insurance') Science:Linguistics:German Words Science:Linguistics:German Words |
| 100% | VIAGRA | Vaginal Interface Aid, Genitalia Rapidly Ascends. |
Steve Keate and Angela Brett Drugs Drugs |
| 100% | VIAGRA (3) | Vitality Imbued Again... Get Ready, Agnes! |
Steve Keate Drugs Drugs |
| 100% | VOLVO | Vulgar Old Ladies' Vehicle, Obviously |
Steve Keate (see STEVE) Transport:Car Makes & Models Transport:Car Makes & Models |
| 100% | VOLVO (2) | Veers Obstructively, Lobbing Vehicle Over |
Steve Keate, referring to the unusually high number of Volvae involved in motorcycle accidents. Transport:Car Makes & Models Transport:Car Makes & Models |
| 100% | WAGE (3) | Weekly Average Gross Earnings |
Steve Keate People & Relationships:The Workforce People & Relationships:The Workforce |
| 100% | WAGE (4) | Won't Allow Gratuitous Extravagance |
Angela Brett and Steve Keate People & Relationships:The Workforce People & Relationships:The Workforce |
| 100% | WEED | We Enjoy Expanding Dope |
Angela Brett, after she and Steve acronymised many different names for cannabis Drugs:Cannabis Drugs:Cannabis |
| 90% | WINDOWS TWO THOUSAND | Why Is No-one Demanding Other Windowing Systems That Would Offer The Helpful Option, Usefulness? Strangely, Almost No-one Does. |
Steve Keate Computers:Windows Computers:Windows |
| previous apronyms by Steve Keate |